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Camoflage Kitty is camoflaged…
He be camoflajed as a hymn book?
Congratumalatshuns on your nawt-sekond!
Or aneefing in teh picshoor. I fink teh kitteh is a shaep-shiftur, liek Odo…
mebbee Odo has the lolruses bukkit…
Gud wun!
Maus, wachoo want fur a celebrashun?
Congregashunalashunss!
Well… unfortoonately, I has to go down to Teh Dunjun an speek sternlee to wun ov mai puters. Yoo guize figger sumthin owt an go ahed wifowt me…
oi! Teh Dunjun!
u wanna haz Danjerus Odo-Kitteh in teh Bukkit?
he can go “pew pew pew” widout annywon seein’
has a good dae, hunnie *air kiss*
Fanks. Ackshooly, I is back nao. So…
Hi hunnie. I is hoem. Wuz fer dinnur…?
sry, nao i gotta go mek sum munnies in a few minuets. lessee if dere’s sumfin in teh freezer fur you…
apricot frozenated yogurt
beans & rice wif andouille sausage
coffee beens
dough, phyllo (put some out to defrost to make spanikopita layter)
edamame beens
fancy horsey doovers
green stuff (whassat newai?)
hassenpfeffer
ice kreem
juicy wattermelon
hum-us
i scream
jams an jelleez
(teh green stuff mite be wassabee… or rly rly old mayohnaze)
Kisses – Hersheez ob corse
heerz a Llama, derez a Llama, an anudder leetul Llama beanz
meetbawls wit pisketti sawz
neapollitun isekreem
octoballz
porkchopps
Quinces
Ravioli (Chef Boyardi….sry)
Sammich! (ham n swiss/rye)
tv dinners leftover frum the 1860’s
umpteen ufo’s (unidenteefied frozen objets)
variety pak o popsikles
quiche
r…
rope!
Go on, say it!
Rope!
salad greens
tureen of soup
ugli fruit loops
rrrrr….
rroooooo…
arrooooo!
vegimite samich!
wata cress samich on da white bred
X-cat-ik Chile samich wif Xian Garlic (n no huggi, no kissi!)
Yak Cheese samich… wif Yak budda tea!
n
Zabaione Gelato wif Zante Grapes fur desserted!
momcat
(snif, snif wai i alwaiz getz enda alphamabet????? )
Nice.
Hahaha. Awesome.
Win.
Wun thing: Mebbe dis Odo is lolruses bukkit!
we had teh saem ideeuh! yay! zomg hug tiem nao! *huggles*
mabbee he IS teh lolruses buhkit. . . (dun dun DUN)
Maybe Odo IS the lolruses bukkit?
o i sees him! Gud discize
whar? I dun seez kitteh.. ..Ceiling Cat musht be pleezd, so tellz me whar kitteh iz plskthx
Kitteh is mastur of discizes. Luk like book!
Whar? I dun seez kitteh.. but want to. So bad. PLZ help out. Kthx
Himz disguyzed as himnal–see him on teh furd pew?
ah. book = kitteh. musht add to dikshunari..
kitteh disguyzed as himnal?
dat iz illodgical.
iz lolkitteh. haz powerz we hoomanz kan nevr undeschtand..
oooooh! I lern sumthing noo every dai!
Ceiling cat gives da lolkittehs much powrz
tis basement cat that givz zee powers!!!
welcme 2 zee dark sidez wee have himmals!
Maybe Schoedinger’s cat is in the pews ? ? ?
FTW!!1!
Until teh picshur wuz taken he wuz bof dere adn nawt dere! Maybe in anudder picshur he will be dere … or not. Uncertainty, we haz it!
Schrödinger’s Kitty. That’s the one.
I have a funny feeling that a few (well, a few) native English
speakers here don’t know the word “pew”.
They should solve more crossword puzzles, heh heh.
greetings from somewhere in Europe (not Germany)
i just hear tha shots
cupcake…how u get teh cupcake pic up dere?
kthx bai
i thinks you has to rejister wif werdpress (look at linky bee whoa) uplode a pic, and wahla- dere itis. but fer it to shew up by yure name in teh comets, y’has ta log in eech time.
Mary O’ wai dey gib us such lo cheezburger count?
Am ai not sposed to ask kwestshun heer? Ai sry if Ai not sposed to…
Rosie(wii can c if mai nu pic liek cupcake’s showz up!)
rosie, dat just be a stoopy low votin burger troll. dey are teh sad. try to ignoar dem.
i think your kweschun was a good wun. don’t stop.
oh, and no forgets that you can has nice display name if yu go to da profile an den set ur “Display name publicly” as whatevar u set ful name too.
Dat rite! But u can use da “keep me logged in” button thingy, and then no warries of logg in evary time.
kitteh nawt kamoflajd. kitteh skard owt ov church wen parsip.. parcheez… church-gowurz skreem ‘pew! pew! pew!’ et hur. pareeshun kitteh wuz blak wif whyt muzzul, n she squeez unda fence dat wuz jus painted whyt, yuhsee, n….wel tings wen downhil frum der.
yup. blak & white stripee kittee gets own pew.
inbisibull kitteh?
no, but there’s a _lot_ of pews …
…
OMFG – I’m totally fricking LOVIN it – the self-referential world of ICHC reaches new heights !!! YAY !!!
buta corse-
We never make misteaks.
althou weez awl no
87.5% of all statistics are made up
whicz iz how weez no
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t.
dat b pun!
momcat
This is the only comment I can understand!
Where’s the cat?!
what kitty?
u has nolej of were camo kitteh is camo’ed? werez!
Services for Ceiling Cat adoration at 7, 9, 11, 1, and 6. Everyday.
ooops, luks like we fergotted you & your tie. I think dere may be stuff in teh tybooteek.
*pads over to chekthe ty boot eek*
the lites are on but nobodees home.
self serve- we hazzit!
man hew fart en church sit en owhn pew
*hed pew*
Heehee. My grandfadduh tawt me dat sayin.
An hiz Mudder wuz a hammiestur an hiz Fadder smelded uff elderberriez?
unforchunatlee the congregashun fergotted to change teh cloks in the spring…
LOL. Been tehre, dun taht…
LOL ai awlmos did anubber snoffee, 2 in one day, too menny!
How iz mary O’ ?
ohai Rosie! I aer well! how bout choo?
Ai r well too! Thx fer teh info on teh pic ! Ai sent message thru mai contac at
ICHC fer teh link to teh dikshunary.
Hab gud dae!
Rosie
Eye did dat wunce. Wuz posed tu teech Sundai skewl, walkeded in at de end uff de hour. Clazz tought it wuz phunnie.
i dont get it. wheres the cat?!!?
heres the kitteh in qweshchun
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/18/pew-pew-pew/
an also her
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/12/ambush-pew-pew-pew/
(copy it in address bar an hit Enter)
as yoo can cee d above foto can haz pew pew too so der yoo go
mebby karved awn a piu?
wuns, in a buk bowt teh evverlyooshun ub violinz, i seed a byootiful picksher ub a misericord carvin. i rememberz it az carvin ub a kitteh fiddlin fer dansin bebbeh kittehz. but mebbe teh liddl wuns wuz meeces! kant fynd teh buk, but i finded similer picksher online:
http://www.alberene.com/prodinfo.asp?number=PLA10024
PS – i’z nawt promotin ennyfing! i dunno deze alberene peepz!!
thanx fur teh link to teh beeutiful carvin!
Kitteh is Roamin Catlick. U just missed him.
Maybee everywun is in cat-i-cat-ical classz.
studyin dere cattykisms
oviosly nawt cathlik or batist church – tehres cushuns on teh pews.
I think that devil cat scareed teh Burgerz n2 making a relijus theem
Teh Choir Invisible
oh wait, i meens…
Invisible Choir
The choir invisible just got a new member. It looks like a large parrot…
no no, iz just pinin fr teh fyordz
ex parrot?
lurvely plumage
erm… where?!
Dis may vurry well bee the furst ‘lolpew’.
Mebee congregation is all outside lookin at Ceiling Cat in the sky!
Ai meen, “in teh skai.” Sry.
aymen systr!
Maybe is teh RAPCHUR!
Itz teh rapchyoor!!! An I missd it!!!
…me don’t gets it…?
whenevur ai doan geddit, ai googlz “define:word ai doan get”, so I wud googlez “define:pew”.
Dat surved me well dis tiem, as I come from norwai & doan hav teh grtest voc…voalcbluar…number of words.
I lurv teh googlez. <3
The reason this is “ICHC funny” is because the running joke of a kitty shooting something up, and the sound effect is always “pew pew pew.”
And then there is a picture of a bunch of benches in a church which are known as “Pew”s
See it’s really quite funny.
kewlcat is intiligent! shoud gow to youniversiti!
Me didint get it at furst but kewlcat is deh kitti of deh situashun!
Mebbe kitteh haz gawn downsterrs tew teh kitteh pawtluk?
ohhhh i knows i knows. teh himnul wealy wun uv thowse kut-owt buks, lyk u keep bttl uv whsky in. kitteh in the himnul.
Yesh! Kiitehs be downsterrs at teh pawtluk. They be havin 3 knds of 3 baen salids, fish-n-jello, nanner pye, spam, gooshyfuds kasseroles, 4 kinds uv red velvet caek, and ice tee (sweet or unsweet).
Aye bens to teh babtiss pawluk (we sez “dinner on teh grounds) suppers befoar. O, teh heartburn!
You forgot the fried chicken. You can’t have potluck without the fried chicken! And mashed taters.
akshuly i rily liek teh meta joeks lyk dis. teh wun dat wus justa capshun an no cat yet, dat wuz gud too.
An THAT’S wai ai luved “downloading cat” so much. Ai still don’t unnerstand wai they thot they had to taek it awai.
MizHizzyFitz wuz awn furst, an pitched at leest 10 grate hizzyfitz about how cud she rite sumthing clefur without a pikshur.
So sad taht it iz no moar.
Iz dat kitteh fayce in pikshur on bak wall? Or is I seein fings?
I thot so tu. (See coment below).
I don’t see a cat (I dont think its a cat-olic church) but maybe it spozed to be a pikshur of a pew-ma.
Rite abuv winnow ting…luks laik pink panther drawing, onlee brown.
Once again.. SHOOTS.. and misses.
Ah ai getz it, is a bunch of Pews, pew pew pew, lol
OW OW OW
Im hit! OMG…iz bleedin
is too late
…i has parished
Win!
did icanhascheezburger shut down and it’s now icanhasreligion?
Hrm. DIdn’t realize the conincidence.
Now back to ur normal scheduled programming.
Interesting noo site idea!!! reloljun.
gimme dat lol time relijun
gimme dat lol time relijun
gimme dat lol time religjun
dats gud enuf fur meeeee,
maeks me lub eberybuddy
maeks me lub eberybuddy
maeks me lub eberybuddy
dats gud enuf fur mee
(mah faborite ferse)
if icanhasreligion is the site’s new theme, can we have icanhaspolitics too? just to round it out?
Politics – DO NOT WANT!
juss memember dat ‘poli’ meenz ‘menny’ en ‘tics’ meenz ‘bloodsukkerz’…no tics allowd neer teh kittehz!
I wud dis-koalafy tis pic cuz it has no anymal.
Wayt! Tere is a lolflea hopping across teh flor behin teh sekund pew, mebbe tats teh anymal.
I love the kitties, but the way you guys talk hurts my head. Mom must be proud.
den wai yu reed komintz? yu njoiz hedaykz?
gigigigigigiglglgiglggl
Eberrebuddy – yet anudder #6 Troll.
Their mudders furgot to teech them sum mannerz. We do nawt go into odder peeplz hausses an insult them.
No fabulous comment I’m afraid, other than to say THATS ARNCLIFFE CHURCH! There are more comments here than people live in the village! Tres bizarre seeing it online.
And ure right, its not batholic or baptist. its Church of England.
Loving the comment.
caek or deth?
i Lol’d.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY
hokey dokey-
howz mani ub uz owtz hear?
(cler frot)
“DA LAWD BEEZ WIF U”
whut kumz nex?
Or alzo known az haow can u getz an episcocatz ‘tension?
momcat
pss- lubbed da vidamao, iz so trwo!
An wif with thy spirit (Et cum spiritu tuo)
Duz it show taht ai am Lutheran???
oohhh!
weez beez clos! weez sai “an alzo wif u”
duz it makz da lutheran kittehz awl stopz tawlkin?
momcat
*snerk*
en did u kno, it alwyz werkz? trai it sumtyme. all teh episcocatz wil say ryte bak, inna lowd voyce, “EN ALSO WIF U!” en ebrybuddy els wil look arown lyke ‘wut?’ en den ebrywun wil b reel kwiet, en u ken laff en say ’sry, ai juss alwyz wanned 2 do dat.’
i decided recently that Eddie or someone like him would be my ideal husband. Style, taste, good dancer, etc. what’s not to like about a straight transvestite spouse???!!!
Dis chirch? http://www.arncliffe.n-yorks.sch.uk/pages/arncliffe_church.htm
Iz bery beeoutifull.
Thank you for posting this link. Very pretty and tidy church.
Sticks for poking loose dogs???
i’m thinking i should propose it to peeps in my congregashun at the next bizness meetin to be inkluded in budget foar 2009.
Noes! U shud nebber poke a loose dog! U shud tighten him.
thanx for the Linkee!
yes, thats the one
ha!
fout sos!
mus be episcocat dat is sleepin in da pew
da invisabal choir lolzed himz ta sleep.
(mai uncl wuz episcocat rector, himz had episocat in himz churc dat wud wolk up to da alta durn servic. Mai uncl dindn mind, weez awlwayz been a church ub da cat aniwai!)
momcat
I thot it wuz anglolican! Teh cushions–dey’re doin it rite!
Another one I can’t belive got to the front page. TEH HORRORZ!
i liked it way hard. it made me laff like sum of the oldskool bukkit saga ones. imvho there haz been some trending away from interwebz meme-related humor and n2 unifoarm cute pix. I miss teh varieteez and so dis peekshur’s refferencheelity made my dai.
Yay! Bring back teh memes!
Udder kaind uv “pew pew pew” iz fr wen u shootin sumwun. Dis kaind “pew pew pew” gud fr aftur u shootid sumwun.
(LOLDemon does not in any way, shape, or form condone the shooting of anyone.)
I remembur when my kidling was littul and had jus seen Star Warz (teh furstust one), I wud heer him in his bed at nite tawkin to hisself:
“Dont wurry Princess Leia, I save you — pew pew pew!!”
*sigh*
AWWWwwww so kyoot!
Uhoh! Mai hedz about tew splort! *SPLORT-ploop*
gud ting iz contayned bai teh CHRG(wdoi)! no braynz leeking owt!
rotfl SO WIN
*pew* *pew* *pew*
Kitteh fite teh gud fite fer ceeling cat!
I gets it nao!
Romulan kittehs- we r in ur church, deceeving u with our cloaking devyces.
Muss be a Presby teerian church during a golf tourneymint. Izz empty
an I izz a Presbyteerian deecon and elder, so I can laff at myself, K.
BUT WEAR IZ IT?
Welcum tew teh furst Church ov Ceiling Cat. Survasis awr awn Caturday.
ders no kitteh der is der?
Lolcatholic?
Cathlolic
otay…dis iz weerd…awl teh sudden, teh naymz awl gotted smawl and teh comments awr in old format…wut happend? ai kant sii teh naymz!!1!!!1!!
Missed me
Missed me
Ka-WHEEENG!! Rikoshay!! Missed me!
i laff so hard at pew pew pew,
lolcat-i-kittehism
Okay, if you don’t find this one amusing, then your sense of humor is seriously lacking.
The pictures don’t *have* to have cats in them to be funny.
This is one of the funniest lols this site has ever seen, so WHY does it only have 3 burgers where stupid vaguely cat-shaped cloud has 5? Where is the justice in the world?
I agree. if you refersh the page, u can vote again. 5 burgers times 100!
Ermmmmmmmmmmmm whers teh cat??
This is teh mowst hailareeus won eyev evah sea’n
I must concur.
Best
Post
Ever
Church benches with laser sounds. Sorry, but I REALLY DON’T GET IT!
church benches awr calleded “pews”
Nao I gets it. Still nawt particularly funnee.
Ninja kittehs
How many can you find?
how dis only have three burgurs rite nao? i laffed obnokshusly lowd when i saws dis. mebbe i too eesily amused?
ooooh funny.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha (deep breath) hahahahahahahahaha
WIN.
I was wondering about the church–thought I saw kneelers but wasn’t sure.
Does anyone know the silly song?
Not a Congro,
Not a Presby,
Not a Baptist, white with foam.
I AM AN ANGLICAN,
A step away from Rome.
To be sung to the tune of “God Bless America.”
I am an Anglican
I am P.E. (Protestant Episcopalian)
Not High Church, nor Low Church
But Catholic, Apostolic, and free!
Not a Presby
Nor a Luther
Nor a Baptist, white with foam
I am an Anglican
Just one step from Rome
I am an Anglican
Via media (roughly translates ‘right down the middle’)
Boom, boom
kewl!
I am learning things again.
I noes dat wun! My frenz hoo wuz Episcobobble seminarians used ta sings it! I had furgetted all teh wurds. Fankoo!
iz wun ov teh best cat-ptions! Iz this church wun that haz teh cat-e-kizems?
I don’t understand?
This may not have a kitteh, but it’s punny anyway and I likes it.
iz bestest. macro. evah.
i hope you ALL see that mouse right above ‘pew pew pew”? xD
That’s what *I* thought! It’s either a mouse or something like a chipmunk.
Munk=monk. In a church!
Methinks that Robert (Mousey) Thompson of Kilburn, Yorkshire. Must have made those pews. He carved a mouse on every piece of furniture he ever made.
An ambush … of hilarity.
But Ceiling Cat frowns on irreverence,
Confucius sez…
“He who farts in church, must sit in his own pew.”
Diz 2 weird
Looks like the country church where my friend’s Mom’s funeral service was a few weeks ago.
What’s weird is that just as the family was leaving the church, a CAT ran OUT of the church with them.
Cat lives in the church. Funeral home took the cat OUT of the church before the service, but somehow it got back IN.
At least it didnt meow during the service.
Very respectful kitteh.
Am I the only one that sees the mouse on the first pew right above the second letter ‘W’ ? lol Sitting in the perfect place to be ambushed too.
I getz it – and I’m not a naaztiv speekhurz. Congregation of Ceiling Catz ownz you all!
@LadyWolfHeart: I sawz teh mouse too!!!
Okay, okay, okay! I got it!!! Its a miracle cat that only appears during lent, only the faithful can see it, and its cousin makes regular appearances in tortillas!
“mugglemary” does your name have to do with geocaching?
I think this is freaking hilarious
I was at a wedding a few months ago and thought of the pew pew pew thing and man… I almost ruined the occasion because I couldn’t stop laughing!
buh dum bum pshhh! this wins the pun of the day contest!!
oohes, thx soo many!! pew pew pew! yuus ded, i gots u!
I’m thinking loltheist?
am have finde kitty is in the furst benk
I dun get it.
Wheres tha cat?