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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maus

Camoflage Kitty is camoflaged…

Cookie's Human

He be camoflajed as a hymn book?

Congratumalatshuns on your nawt-sekond!

Maus

Or aneefing in teh picshoor. I fink teh kitteh is a shaep-shiftur, liek Odo…

mary O'Spockn

mebbee Odo has the lolruses bukkit…

 
mary O'Spockn

Maus, wachoo want fur a celebrashun?
Congregashunalashunss!

Maus

Well… unfortoonately, I has to go down to Teh Dunjun an speek sternlee to wun ov mai puters. Yoo guize figger sumthin owt an go ahed wifowt me…

MrsQ

oi! Teh Dunjun!
u wanna haz Danjerus Odo-Kitteh in teh Bukkit?
he can go “pew pew pew” widout annywon seein’

 
mary O'Spockn

has a good dae, hunnie *air kiss*

Maus

Fanks. Ackshooly, I is back nao. So…
Hi hunnie. I is hoem. Wuz fer dinnur…?

mary O'Spockn

sry, nao i gotta go mek sum munnies in a few minuets. lessee if dere’s sumfin in teh freezer fur you…

mary O'Spockn

apricot frozenated yogurt
beans & rice wif andouille sausage
coffee beens
dough, phyllo (put some out to defrost to make spanikopita layter)

Maus

edamame beens
fancy horsey doovers
green stuff (whassat newai?)

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PwnedBy2Kittehs

hassenpfeffer
ice kreem
juicy wattermelon

 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

hum-us
i scream
jams an jelleez
(teh green stuff mite be wassabee… or rly rly old mayohnaze)

 
Tribble

Kisses - Hersheez ob corse
heerz a Llama, derez a Llama, an anudder leetul Llama beanz
meetbawls wit pisketti sawz

 
karen

neapollitun isekreem
octoballz
porkchopps

 
 
 
 
stagehanddan

Quinces
Ravioli (Chef Boyardi….sry)
Sammich! (ham n swiss/rye)

sweepea

tv dinners leftover frum the 1860’s
umpteen ufo’s (unidenteefied frozen objets)
variety pak o popsikles
quiche
r…

fifi rockefeller

rope!
Go on, say it!
Rope!

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fifi rockefeller

salad greens
tureen of soup
ugli fruit loops

 
sweepea

rrrrr….
rroooooo…

 
gascat

arrooooo!

vegimite samich!
wata cress samich on da white bred
X-cat-ik Chile samich wif Xian Garlic (n no huggi, no kissi!)
Yak Cheese samich… wif Yak budda tea!
n
Zabaione Gelato wif Zante Grapes fur desserted!

momcat

(snif, snif wai i alwaiz getz enda alphamabet????? )

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cupcake

Wun thing: Mebbe dis Odo is lolruses bukkit!

dragonkitteh leelee

we had teh saem ideeuh! yay! zomg hug tiem nao! *huggles*

 
 
dragonkitteh leelee

mabbee he IS teh lolruses buhkit. . . (dun dun DUN)

 
 
 
raika0072002

whar? I dun seez kitteh.. ..Ceiling Cat musht be pleezd, so tellz me whar kitteh iz plskthx

Cupcake

Kitteh is mastur of discizes. Luk like book!

 
 
raika0072002

Whar? I dun seez kitteh.. but want to. So bad. PLZ help out. Kthx

doctorcat

Himz disguyzed as himnal–see him on teh furd pew?

raika0072002

ah. book = kitteh. musht add to dikshunari..

 
leeza-b

kitteh disguyzed as himnal?
dat iz illodgical.

raika0072002

iz lolkitteh. haz powerz we hoomanz kan nevr undeschtand..

leeza-b

oooooh! I lern sumthing noo every dai!

Cupcake

Ceiling cat gives da lolkittehs much powrz

 
 
fifi rockefeller

Maybe Schoedinger’s cat is in the pews ? ? ?

charlie74656

FTW!!1!
Until teh picshur wuz taken he wuz bof dere adn nawt dere! Maybe in anudder picshur he will be dere … or not. Uncertainty, we haz it!

 
Rob

Schrödinger’s Kitty. That’s the one.

I have a funny feeling that a few (well, a few) native English
speakers here don’t know the word “pew”.
They should solve more crossword puzzles, heh heh.

greetings from somewhere in Europe (not Germany)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Rosie

cupcake…how u get teh cupcake pic up dere?

kthx bai ;-)

mary O'Spockn

i thinks you has to rejister wif werdpress (look at linky bee whoa) uplode a pic, and wahla- dere itis. but fer it to shew up by yure name in teh comets, y’has ta log in eech time.

rtshores

Mary O’ wai dey gib us such lo cheezburger count? :-(

Am ai not sposed to ask kwestshun heer? Ai sry if Ai not sposed to…

Rosie(wii can c if mai nu pic liek cupcake’s showz up!)

sweepea

rosie, dat just be a stoopy low votin burger troll. dey are teh sad. try to ignoar dem.

i think your kweschun was a good wun. don’t stop.

 
Cupcake

oh, and no forgets that you can has nice display name if yu go to da profile an den set ur “Display name publicly” as whatevar u set ful name too.

 
 
Cupcake

Dat rite! But u can use da “keep me logged in” button thingy, and then no warries of logg in evary time.

 
 
 
 
RevWaldo

kitteh nawt kamoflajd. kitteh skard owt ov church wen parsip.. parcheez… church-gowurz skreem ‘pew! pew! pew!’ et hur. pareeshun kitteh wuz blak wif whyt muzzul, n she squeez unda fence dat wuz jus painted whyt, yuhsee, n….wel tings wen downhil frum der.

mary O'Spockn

yup. blak & white stripee kittee gets own pew.

 
 
tweek

no, but there’s a _lot_ of pews … :-)

 
 
stend

OMFG - I’m totally fricking LOVIN it - the self-referential world of ICHC reaches new heights !!! YAY !!!

gascat

buta corse-
We never make misteaks.
althou weez awl no
87.5% of all statistics are made up
whicz iz how weez no
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t.

dat b pun!

momcat

 
 
moon

This is the only comment I can understand!

 
 
 
Cookie's Human

Services for Ceiling Cat adoration at 7, 9, 11, 1, and 6. Everyday.

mary O'Spockn

ooops, luks like we fergotted you & your tie. I think dere may be stuff in teh tybooteek.
*pads over to chekthe ty boot eek*

the lites are on but nobodees home.
self serve- we hazzit!

 
 
RevWaldo

man hew fart en church sit en owhn pew

 
Tabitha Twitchit

Heehee. My grandfadduh tawt me dat sayin.

 
Tribble

An hiz Mudder wuz a hammiestur an hiz Fadder smelded uff elderberriez?

 
 
mary O'Spockn

unforchunatlee the congregashun fergotted to change teh cloks in the spring…

Maus

LOL. Been tehre, dun taht…

 
Rosie

LOL ai awlmos did anubber snoffee, 2 in one day, too menny!

How iz mary O’ ?

mary O'Spockn

ohai Rosie! I aer well! how bout choo?