Comments on: Bad day?

By: Fred

Fred — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:55:48 +0000

Great, now I miss my girlfriend even more.
She dumped me 3 1/2 months ago but I still love her

By: noyb

noyb — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:08:33 +0000

u rok

By: mewmew

mewmew — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:59:32 +0000

Yus! So kyooooooooooooot!

By: Kitteh_iz_leekin_mah_soop

Kitteh_iz_leekin_mah_soop — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:13:14 +0000

AWWW! Iz so kyoot! Iz ADOWABL!!!

By: alex

alex — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:50:38 +0000

OMFG sooooooooo cute i had to show dis to everyboder

By: sweepea

sweepea — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:30:01 +0000

looks ober at cweenmj and smirks.

thinks to self, “teecher’s pet”

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:58:06 +0000

I dink that wud make teh puters hed go SPROINGGGGGG!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:50:52 +0000

hrrmmpphhh.
Thanks yew berry much fer taht kwesjun.
[It will dis-gyze teh fakt that I duz nawt have the rest uv my lekshure notes pre-payred]
We can does teh calculashuns.
To acheeves the lebel 1.0, Dr. Tinycat must first go hafway from
9.99999 to 1,
meening the Dr. must get to 9.999995.
But then must go hafway from 9.999995 to 1,
meening has to get to 9.9999975.
An the kitteh mus keep awn wif this process.
Furebber.
An we are tawking bout a kitteh.
Wif, there4, teh tenshun span ub a …. wait a minit!
it’z a sunbeam!!! oooh,
ai finks I’ll take a nap ….
.
sry, had sumfing in my eye.
.
As I wuz saying, Dr.Tinycat cud e-venshually reach the Splortibleness Index 1.0, but we don’t spects it to happen n-e time soon.
.
n-e furder quesjuns?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:46:37 +0000

Daphne, I really admire you for coming back even after being teased /called care troll. I also have a suspicion cats would use impeccable English if they thought it would suit their porpoises.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:41:42 +0000

*priks up eers*

pekan pie?!!!! brb

*goes to chek price on airplane tikkets to India*

By: moe

moe — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:47:01 +0000

o hai, sweepea, heerz a kup ub hawt tee wif lemmin, it will halp kleer up yur noze.

silly me, ai fergetted tu sai befoar dat yu’z invited (an awl teh cheezfrenz tuu), to joyn uz fer dinner awn mundae. we’z maykin
pekan pi
quins pi
rayzin oatmeel kookyz

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:47:08 +0000

Gud Mornin tew yew Janet,
(mornin in TeeneeTinneeIngerland)-Aslan iz cummin.Yayyyy!!!.Sun am shinin teh kittehz bee baskin!!!
Teh intelligence on dis site jess amazez me.Awl of yew hab so much ob it.Ai lern soo mennee fings frum awl teh Cheezfrenz,ebberee dai.Jew am berre smart an nollidgable in awl kynes ob subjecs.
Ai luk forwurd to mai dailee bisitz heer to see wut else ai kin lern.
Mai edumacayshun wuz ok.-Gots teh ‘O’ levels an stuff,but teh Yooniversitee ob lyfe habz teeched me moar.
Ai r finkin dat teh ‘Merikan edumacayshun system bees moar comprehensive dan wut we hab in TeeneeTineeIngerland.
If ai cud turn teh clock bak an get moar out of mai skoo yeerz,ai wud soak up ebbereefing ai cud lern.

Ai hoap yew had teh wunnerful tyme seein ‘Teh Barber’ lass nite?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:34:43 +0000

Awwww Daphne. That’s reelee nyce. Ai hav nebber understood wai peepl think it iz babbeh tawk. Reellee. They just dont getz it.

An teh inteelijunz lebel heer iz – positilee skeeree. Ai useta think ai wuz prittee smart, an ai can just bearlee keep up!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:28:44 +0000

Heer iz teh linkee

http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG?t=anon

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:24:56 +0000

Teh berree best in teh whirled!!!! We awl harts Jack so hard!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:23:35 +0000

Yoo certanlee knowz how to pik teh sawngs, jamamakitty!!

(babble, babble)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:18:03 +0000

Ohhhhh Philippe – ai belief ai lubs yoo. . . *swoons* *thud*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:13:41 +0000

not motivated by fear. ai hoep yoo ment well . . .a liddle hard to tell. We hav verree few rools heer – but we doo hav sum rekwireints. And teh furst wun iz – play nice (oar pleez don’t play).

Tidmum did nawt meen to insult yoo. An eben iffen she did, yoo ar eggspected to “turn teh odder cheek”, as it were. A snarkee combak awnlee creeates ill felines – sumthing wee donut want.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:51:31 +0000

Snerk :lol::lol:

By: Daphne

Daphne — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:52:12 +0000

It isn’t nice to come here and make fun of lol speak/
Peeps here are so nice. It’s a little oasis for me.
(Eben when Iz getz called ‘care troll’ cuz I NOT WANT want kittehs be bathed).
You don’t have to speak lol speak (or speak it all the time), but please don’t just come to make fun or be derisive.
People here are very intelligent;
I’ve learned in a short time that they aren’t talking babytalk.
And although I still maintain that cats especially would speak impeccable English if they could, it’s fun to read.

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:44:44 +0000

Yeah, I noes, Kitkay, Eye hatez teh ideer ob loosin’ my braynez, butt dose fluffy softiee blankees, hawt KoeKoe, an cue-tay-shus possum-chocolatez–maybee iz werth teh risk?

*takes off stoopy, uncomfortabull, ridikulous-looking, naught-werk berry well-ing ennyway Rubber Glub*

Ahh, that fealz mush bedder. I can has kute kittehs? kthnx, buy.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:39:13 +0000

it seams oblevious that geting “recobered” frum splorting is waaayyyy more fun than waring a Chicken-Hedded Rubber Glubes. Wiff Drawinks awn it ore no.

*KK rubbs chin as she konsiders teh irony*

By: freshroses

freshroses — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:26:33 +0000

nice pic..cute little cats..im beginning to think of something..never mind

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:57:39 +0000

Xtra large helpings of Xtra good Xmas kake (pref. fr. ZF)
Yucky Yellow Yams
Zany Zukkeeny

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:59:23 +0000

Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings on it). helps contayne hed splorts cauzed bai exsess… ecxes… lotz of cuteness.

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:54:55 +0000

OH ai member nao! nebermine.

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:46:00 +0000

sumwon plz remine me whut is CHRG (wdoi)? ai forgetted.

*sniff*

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:21:25 +0000

I thotted so too! *rubz eyz*

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:17:50 +0000

I sed I wuld… tehn tehy toald meh I wuz nawt allowd!

I can’t has win

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:16:42 +0000

**finishes scribbling notes.**
**reviews notes.**
**Raises hand and waves it wildly to attract attention.**
**Stands up when pointed to by PdB.**
.
‘K. Perfesser d’Beeker? Sir? I haz a questyun.
Wii all noez dat Dr. Tinycat is the berry cyootest kitteh eber, and causes teh
most explosive splortingz, der4 rating a 9.99999999 on the Splortibness Scale.
But just az a refrense, how much cyootnesses duz the kitteh need 2 b having 4 the lebel 1.0 Splortibnesses?
**sitz down wif pencil reddy to take moar notez.**

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:15:00 +0000

Mah komputer is naemd Locutus!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:50:37 +0000

sorry
cudn’t help maiselfs

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:11:45 +0000

Shuger mii, behbeh!

By: Ebilcat

Ebilcat — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:46:44 +0000

SMOOOCHEY!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:31:27 +0000

will be much fun studying.

By: ericabird

ericabird — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:29:22 +0000

Oh hai! Ize SEW luckie! Jus began wurking frum home and got kitteh kisses AWL DAI frum mi babeez. Dey jus fggured it owt that mommeh stais home naow adn we can has snorgles sew much moor!
It wuz wunnerful.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:28:07 +0000

oh yeah
only in mowr confuzilating form.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:24:43 +0000

warning: kissy stuff.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:21:13 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CA3fmwF7_4

By: princess mu

princess mu — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:16:29 +0000

me tew! dew want kiteh kiss therapy!

By: princess mu

princess mu — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:15:26 +0000

okeh. uhm…
Not motivated by fear: Gude screen name
super clever comints.

that last bit, cawsed a little stir.

the funny thing about IM’s or emails, is that
inspite of judishus use of emotion indicators,

the true sense of the conversation can be lost.

the motivation behind a word or statement is hard enough to fathom in person,
let alone through words on a screen.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:14:50 +0000

will dis be on teh test?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:11:29 +0000

*adds duck tape to CHRG*
*picks up clipboard*
*adjusts lab coat*

good mowrning class
teh kwesjun b4 us 2dai is how to mejjure teh
kyootness factor ub kittehs like this.
we cans eye-denti-fy at leest tree stages ub splortageificashun.
.
Stage 1.
a kwik luk at teh picher,
check to see if theres commints
scroll down to see hu is furvest frum last
reed some commints…..
In this stage, onlee short exposure to kyootness
and subjex attenshun is focusified elsewrer.
Danjur is low.
.
Stage 2.
go back up to top
look at picher
get cuppa cawfee
cum back
look at picher
anser fone
look at picher
eet sum fuds wif teh cawfee
look at picher…..
In this stage, lotsuv expojure to picher
but only intermi…. inhermittens …. off an awn.
But kyootness can cumulate.
Danjur is indermedium.
CHRG shud definitely be worn.
.
Stage 3
go back
looks at picher
looks more closely
focus tenshun in on the kyoot little nozes
on teh perky littul eers
on the stripeeeness,
on teh paws,
or teh pads,
…. in otter wurds, class,
teh details
(or mebbe teh tails).
Gettin up clowse and purrsunal wif teh picher.
Teh kyootness lebel goes up esponenshulllllyyy
teh clowser yew luks.
Danger is extreme.
Nawt habin CHRG can leed to severe splortage.
Eben wif CHRG, tehre may be splortage,
but less messy.
.
OK, class.
Fur your homewurk,
checks out seberal pichers.
examine wif close-up mannification.
plot head splortage pressure on sum graf paper.
discuss results.
.
Suggested that yew not use teh baboonbutt picher.
.
kthxbai.

By: princess mu

princess mu — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:03:11 +0000

just a nasty little twist in the positronic nural pathways

Lor wuz Data wiff a “kink in the pathway”

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:00:56 +0000

okay. i have snerked chikn pot pie. i hoaps yer happy.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:58:52 +0000

I is glad u sayed that, pb. I was thinkin it but didn’t wanna go there.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:55:46 +0000

if it’s cold enuf,
becomes testy icicles.
.
*k, i goez away now*

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:13:59 +0000

Sigh…..

Thump

(Passes out)

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:11:26 +0000

gud poynt.

By: rtshores

rtshores — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:08:11 +0000

Teh link to teh speal lolspeak wiki iz undda teh cheezburger icon nao!

It iz awlsew at teh bery top ub da commentz sexshun 2!

U asked and tehy lisunned!

Thx and let meh noes iffen u needz sumpin else.

Rosie(rtshores)