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aww soo kyoot!!
tree wai ty!
concats to tkk, ac, an jj!
Teh Nachunal Kitteh Wever Serbis habs ishood a SPLORT WARNING on tihs pictyoor. A SPLORT WARNING indic..idic…meens a elebated danjur ob teh splorts doo too mush kyootness. Ifs u libs in teh warning aireeuh, pls to be puttin on yur CHRG (wdoi) an moovs awai form teh puter so enee brayn madder taht ibs not contai..conei..kept in teh CHRG wont be gettin on nuffin importent.
Tihs ibs not a test. Tihs is an aktyooal CCC mergencee.
Kthxbai
Ay gotted myselv nyoo vershion – aluminiminiminium foil prtekshun
Eet was advrtized in d kitteh wif idyoot foto me tinks
Wow….fanks four teh warnin…dats teh moas dangerus pikshure poasted latelee!!! **takes quick peek** It’s gonna be a bizzy nite fore teh CCC! Gud luk, guize!
Blagh! I ar ded frum teh cyoot.
it.. waz.. too.. layt.. *ugh*
sumwon plz remine me whut is CHRG (wdoi)? ai forgetted.
*sniff*
OH ai member nao! nebermine.
Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings on it). helps contayne hed splorts cauzed bai exsess… ecxes… lotz of cuteness.
Yus! So kyooooooooooooot!
Mmmmmm! Awl bedder nao!
sew muchly bedder dan the wunz we bin gettin……….. dis wun maiks me smyle
Shoop Shoop song……….. (it’s in his kiss)
mai age, ai can shows yew it
lolz mai age wud sho too! Ai nu dat song wit teh furst “shoop”
aye fink aye am in gud cumpnie!!!
u in berry gud cumpnie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CA3fmwF7_4
warning: kissy stuff.
u had me at shoop
Nao we bote be happee an badday go away!
I kiss you and make ya day gooood…
ah – much better… just simple kitty on kitty action without personal beliefs…
NMBF kitty on kitty action> that wud make it kittehporn!!
wer teh buttsechcs kittehz wen u needz dem?
srry – deez kittehz, teh iz G Rated lil-kittenz. No buttsechcs fur dem.
ah yes – let’s add that to the new site list:
icanhasreligion
icanhaspolitics
icanhasporn
purrfect!
Yew can haz sarkasm?
You can write in baby talk?
iz nawt bebe tok, iz lolspeek. teh wai yu tok maeks mee tink yu mite b a troll. awr yu?
to tidmum<3
sweetie, ignoar the rude dood and luk at the cute (in the pic.)
wow – rude? tidmum stated the obvious and I simply did the same in response…
my apologies.
wunder why not motivated thot i wuz tawkin to him?
sry, fergotted i be on diffrunt screem naem on nutther computer.
mary O
do you have more than one identity? I don’t recall you addressing me.
I’m not a him either, btw.
sry fer the confushion; i changed computers.
iare both mary 0′Sp0ckn adn sweepea.
thanks for the clarification on gender.
hard to tell from screenames. shudda writed “wonder why not motivated by fear thot i was talking about her…
since i was talking to tidmum.
yur bofe sweepea nd maryo? wow, ai nebber wudda gessed!
in teh moosik stoodyo the computeh is sweepea. i could sign out but i aer teh lazy. fur a while the computers wuz naemed Lor adn Data.
kwik chanj ov subjek, y iz Lor so meen? wut did Data evr doo tew him?
sibling jelusy maib?
just a nasty little twist in the positronic nural pathways
Lor wuz Data wiff a “kink in the pathway”
Mah komputer is naemd Locutus!
not motivated by fear. ai hoep yoo ment well . . .a liddle hard to tell. We hav verree few rools heer – but we doo hav sum rekwireints. And teh furst wun iz – play nice (oar pleez don’t play).
Tidmum did nawt meen to insult yoo. An eben iffen she did, yoo ar eggspected to “turn teh odder cheek”, as it were. A snarkee combak awnlee creeates ill felines – sumthing wee donut want.
MaryO’,
yew doan have enneefing to apologise foar.
Ai jest ignorin, an lukkin at teh cyoot.
I ar ded frum it!!!!!
wutta way to go!
Dear Notmotivatedbyfear’
I do believe that you are being less than accepting of the good people who visit this site.The ethos behind this place is to enjoy the pictures,have fun making comments,be respectful of the beliefs of others whether you agree with them or not and to join in and become a valued user.
It is upsetting when people leave sarcastic and or hurtful comments.
Why don’t you take the plunge an enjoy the site and the special language for what it is and what it stands for-FUN.
You never know,you may enjoy yourself.
I apologise if I have got the wrong end of the proverbial stick?
Yours sincerely,
KitznKidz.
Nyslee put, KnK
okeh. uhm…
Not motivated by fear: Gude screen name
super clever comints.
that last bit, cawsed a little stir.
the funny thing about IM’s or emails, is that
inspite of judishus use of emotion indicators,
the true sense of the conversation can be lost.
the motivation behind a word or statement is hard enough to fathom in person,
let alone through words on a screen.
ay want kitteh kiss therapy
ay need kitteh kiss therapy
plz to send me kiss kitteh asap
me tew! dew want kiteh kiss therapy!
Oh hai! Ize SEW luckie! Jus began wurking frum home and got kitteh kisses AWL DAI frum mi babeez. Dey jus fggured it owt that mommeh stais home naow adn we can has snorgles sew much moor!
It wuz wunnerful.
Ahhhh….dats whut mah bebes do when I get home…fix everting.
(Except supper, I hasta fix supper.)
I is vry sorry to heers that ur supper was borked.
.
I hope it is teh e-z to fix.
Bwahahaha….!!! Snappy comebakx…yu haz dem, LCB!
Yup – is EEZEE. Call Aunty Pasto’s Peetsa plase, gel extralarge dubul everthing also twenny chikky wings an bredstiks wit four kinds dippin soss. An a diet pop.
Whut are the rest of yu havin?
saym as yu, plees!
Artichoke livers (we’re outta harts)
Baked potayto, loaded
Creamed cream
debilled eggz
egg an cress sammidgez
fryed eggz
TOAST! is tradishun to hab toast wif fryed eggz.
*holds glass high*
to my cheezfrends
May those that love us, love us
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts,
And if he doesn’t turn their hearts
May He turn their ankles,
So we will know them by their limping.
iz drink D. P. tew teh furst part.
teh part abowt twisted ankles iz meen, tho.
is old scot’s toast. dem guys culd be knna mean, eh?
probablee doo 2 teh icee hi-land breeez blowin past dere kilts- makes em testy.
gud poynt.
if it’s cold enuf,
becomes testy icicles.
.
*k, i goez away now*
I is glad u sayed that, pb. I was thinkin it but didn’t wanna go there.
okay. i have snerked chikn pot pie. i hoaps yer happy.
sorry
cudn’t help maiselfs
Snerk
:lol::lol:
Ohhhhh Philippe – ai belief ai lubs yoo. . . *swoons* *thud*
Dubul cheez
Extra mushroons
Fishy bits (I pik off teh anchovees for teh kittehs.)
gorgonzola cheez
hawt pepperami
icekreem-kawfee flavur
Jinjer snaps
Koos-koos
Lentils and peace
Martoonees
‘nana splitz
Orinj jelly
Peanut Butter & jellie sammiches
Quik, Nestle (chocolate)
rutabagas
Sweet an sour Chikkin
Twix
Unbeleevabul amownts ob chokklit
vat o’ pasta (lasts all week)
Waddermellon
Xtra large helpings of Xtra good Xmas kake (pref. fr. ZF)
Yucky Yellow Yams
Zany Zukkeeny
mango sorbay
noo yawrk cheezcaek
orinj jello
(awn mundayz we haz dessertarian menu)
i can come obber next mudae?
i has a code in my dose, so i sed mudae sted ob mundae.
o hai, sweepea, heerz a kup ub hawt tee wif lemmin, it will halp kleer up yur noze.
silly me, ai fergetted tu sai befoar dat yu’z invited (an awl teh cheezfrenz tuu), to joyn uz fer dinner awn mundae. we’z maykin
pekan pi
quins pi
rayzin oatmeel kookyz
*priks up eers*
pekan pie?!!!! brb
*goes to chek price on airplane tikkets to India*
ai b havin ekstry larj pepurony, sasaj, nd Canadiun bakun, plz!
also, twenti leeturz ov Dr. Peppah! ai can shaer yur bredstix, Duffy? kthx!
ai haz wun kwestun, tho: wai nawt bai frum No Plase in Particular? iz cheeper and iz bedder kwality and tayst!
Everything sounds so yummy so far.
I hasta take teh n00b to teh vet for some vacksin… vaxanay… shots. Save me one of evrything, plz? kthx
Ai gotsa eek y tummee… jean jeer ail 4 meh…
Awl we knead iz luv.
trawl-like brgr votin deetected
Oh Noes! Kissin kittehs braeces has lockdeded togethur…
I culd use some kitteh smoos. I is tryeng to plan mah wedding, an mah parintz is dryving meh NUTZ.
ooooo… weddinz iz annoyingz.
weddin knights iz fun, but weddinz are hedachez.
Seekrit ob purr fek wetten:
EELOPE
I sed I wuld… tehn tehy toald meh I wuz nawt allowd!
I can’t has win
AAAWWWWwwwwww
UHOH! get the CH- *SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!*
oops! teh CHRG(wdoi) didn’t get awn mah hed in tiem!
***Ladies an Gentlemenz*** This is what happens when your early warning Splort Alerts are ignored!! Please pay attention (goes to find mop and bukkit to help clean up teh mess)
yu nawt gunna put mah hed bak awn?
*wanderz off, lukking foar soft blankie&chokit*
Aye m berry sorree….I doan haf a CCC lisense to praktice! i mite get sued iffin I gibs yu teh rong kolor blankee or sumfin….doan worree, I haf kalled teh “professhunals” for yu! K?
Kthx! mai hed…ware iz it?
In da bukkit
shhh!!1 donut let walrusses heer ya, or yoo’ll luz yoor hed
hey dere, N1IP, jes sit quiet-liek in dis comfy chair
Wile COL cleens up yur branes an putz dem bak in yur hed, Ai’ll see if ai can find sumfing in teh CCC fur teh recoberies.
How abowt sum hawt choklit? Mebbee wif marshmallos? Here’s a big mug fer yoo.
*rummage rootle rummage*
O! an heer’s a loverly sawft blankee, maed of teh finest yello fuzzy-stuffs.
*tuks blankee aroun n1ip’s legs*
relax, enjoi teh choklit and tink ob un-kyoot stuffs liek werk an taxeses. Yoo’ll bee bedder in no tiem.
thx, PB2K! dunt liek wurk…ai gotteded peepulz foar takses, tho.
*snugglez up wif blankie, burnz tung awn hawt choklit*
it seams oblevious that geting “recobered” frum splorting is waaayyyy more fun than waring a Chicken-Hedded Rubber Glubes. Wiff Drawinks awn it ore no.
*KK rubbs chin as she konsiders teh irony*
Yeah, I noes, Kitkay, Eye hatez teh ideer ob loosin’ my braynez, butt dose fluffy softiee blankees, hawt KoeKoe, an cue-tay-shus possum-chocolatez–maybee iz werth teh risk?
*takes off stoopy, uncomfortabull, ridikulous-looking, naught-werk berry well-ing ennyway Rubber Glub*
Ahh, that fealz mush bedder. I can has kute kittehs? kthnx, buy.
Cute kissin stropee bebeh kitteh
WANT!
I can haz spelling mishtake?
Meant to write stripee bebbeh kittehs
iz otay, 2k! ai maek tiepy misstaek awl teh tiem!
ai kindov wundered, tho. ai awlmost thot yu sed
“Cute kissin STOOPEE bebeh kitteh” thx foar cleering that up!
they iz not stoopee they beez cutie
ai noes that. iz wai ai wuz confused untill ai reeded yu explunashun.
I thotted so too! *rubz eyz*
Wii nead cheezspeak spel cheker.
I dink that wud make teh puters hed go SPROINGGGGGG!
Sandpaypurr kissez
sawfft andz sweet wurkz awn Hewminz
andz sadz Kittehz, 2
Liddill Kittehz can
habz clevvurr. Setz noo rekkurdz
4 ‘Sploart!’z andz Chokklittz
Wenz willz Kittehz stawp?
Wen Hewminz awffurr demz sum
Nomz ubz Cheezburgr
Jack.
Sandpaypurr kissez…………..
ai lubs teh sounds ob dat!!
(maybe sing to teh song ob passionate kisses?)
Thanks Jack, very sweet!
Yoo certanlee knowz how to pik teh sawngs, jamamakitty!!
(babble, babble)
OH, Jack, yu keep us coming bak…
Onliest sandpaper kisses I get is on mah fingers when BlueMax thinkz I been slicin ham.
wow, yu liek tew wriet poeetree, dunt yu, Jack?
veri sweet!
gud wurk!
Ann he b berry gud ad id tu
Teh berree best in teh whirled!!!! We awl harts Jack so hard!
I noez u eeted teh 3 dai old lizurd i wuz savin. lemmie smell ur bref.
Dat thoooo fweeeet!
shugger kikis…awwww
::faynts::
Ai need to ask a kwestshun: wuts a CHRG? Ai noes wut iz foar – purrtect frum too much kewt. But wut do letters meen?
Ohai Gina,
CHRG stans fur Chikkin Hedded Rubber Glub.
It is used to prevent teh branez frum asplodin wen too mush cyoot iz onna skreen.
it beez refurred to by CHRG(wdoi) too.-(wdoi) meenz wiv drawins on.
Ai hadz to be lerned this recentlee.Doan wurry.
Jess mayke shoore yew hab wun on at awl tymez an yew will be safe.
P.s. Duk taype holdz it awn.
Fur a splain about how to put wun on,go to teh http://www.speaklolspeak. site.
Teh destrukshunz r in pikshure form.
Thx Tidum! U rokk!
Ai dunt noe if ai got teh linkee rite.ai hopez yew can get to it okai.
jus put .com at the end. Iz gud, gud lynk. Eye got nozy & wint 2 cee. Thx sew mush, Tidium!
Dis beez berree weeird!
Der iz a new linkee at teh top ob teh payge!!!
An awl teh commintses dun shrinked.Oooh.
Heer iz teh linkee
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG?t=anon
Teh link to teh speal lolspeak wiki iz undda teh cheezburger icon nao!
It iz awlsew at teh bery top ub da commentz sexshun 2!
U asked and tehy lisunned!
Thx and let meh noes iffen u needz sumpin else.
Rosie(rtshores)
Sigh…..
Thump
(Passes out)
*adds duck tape to CHRG*
*picks up clipboard*
*adjusts lab coat*
good mowrning class
teh kwesjun b4 us 2dai is how to mejjure teh
kyootness factor ub kittehs like this.
we cans eye-denti-fy at leest tree stages ub splortageificashun.
.
Stage 1.
a kwik luk at teh picher,
check to see if theres commints
scroll down to see hu is furvest frum last
reed some commints…..
In this stage, onlee short exposure to kyootness
and subjex attenshun is focusified elsewrer.
Danjur is low.
.
Stage 2.
go back up to top
look at picher
get cuppa cawfee
cum back
look at picher
anser fone
look at picher
eet sum fuds wif teh cawfee
look at picher…..
In this stage, lotsuv expojure to picher
but only intermi…. inhermittens …. off an awn.
But kyootness can cumulate.
Danjur is indermedium.
CHRG shud definitely be worn.
.
Stage 3
go back
looks at picher
looks more closely
focus tenshun in on the kyoot little nozes
on teh perky littul eers
on the stripeeeness,
on teh paws,
or teh pads,
…. in otter wurds, class,
teh details
(or mebbe teh tails).
Gettin up clowse and purrsunal wif teh picher.
Teh kyootness lebel goes up esponenshulllllyyy
teh clowser yew luks.
Danger is extreme.
Nawt habin CHRG can leed to severe splortage.
Eben wif CHRG, tehre may be splortage,
but less messy.
.
OK, class.
Fur your homewurk,
checks out seberal pichers.
examine wif close-up mannification.
plot head splortage pressure on sum graf paper.
discuss results.
.
Suggested that yew not use teh baboonbutt picher.
.
kthxbai.
will dis be on teh test?
oh yeah
only in mowr confuzilating form.
will be much fun studying.
**finishes scribbling notes.**
**reviews notes.**
**Raises hand and waves it wildly to attract attention.**
**Stands up when pointed to by PdB.**
.
‘K. Perfesser d’Beeker? Sir? I haz a questyun.
Wii all noez dat Dr. Tinycat is the berry cyootest kitteh eber, and causes teh
most explosive splortingz, der4 rating a 9.99999999 on the Splortibness Scale.
But just az a refrense, how much cyootnesses duz the kitteh need 2 b having 4 the lebel 1.0 Splortibnesses?
**sitz down wif pencil reddy to take moar notez.**
hrrmmpphhh.
Thanks yew berry much fer taht kwesjun.
[It will dis-gyze teh fakt that I duz nawt have the rest uv my lekshure notes pre-payred]
We can does teh calculashuns.
To acheeves the lebel 1.0, Dr. Tinycat must first go hafway from
9.99999 to 1,
meening the Dr. must get to 9.999995.
But then must go hafway from 9.999995 to 1,
meening has to get to 9.9999975.
An the kitteh mus keep awn wif this process.
Furebber.
An we are tawking bout a kitteh.
Wif, there4, teh tenshun span ub a …. wait a minit!
it’z a sunbeam!!! oooh,
ai finks I’ll take a nap ….
.
sry, had sumfing in my eye.
.
As I wuz saying, Dr.Tinycat cud e-venshually reach the Splortibleness Index 1.0, but we don’t spects it to happen n-e time soon.
.
n-e furder quesjuns?
looks ober at cweenmj and smirks.
thinks to self, “teecher’s pet”
SMOOOCHEY!!
Shuger mii, behbeh!
nice pic..cute little cats..im beginning to think of something..never mind
It isn’t nice to come here and make fun of lol speak/
Peeps here are so nice. It’s a little oasis for me.
(Eben when Iz getz called ‘care troll’ cuz I NOT WANT want kittehs be bathed).
You don’t have to speak lol speak (or speak it all the time), but please don’t just come to make fun or be derisive.
People here are very intelligent;
I’ve learned in a short time that they aren’t talking babytalk.
And although I still maintain that cats especially would speak impeccable English if they could, it’s fun to read.
Awwww Daphne. That’s reelee nyce. Ai hav nebber understood wai peepl think it iz babbeh tawk. Reellee. They just dont getz it.
An teh inteelijunz lebel heer iz – positilee skeeree. Ai useta think ai wuz prittee smart, an ai can just bearlee keep up!!!
Gud Mornin tew yew Janet,
(mornin in TeeneeTinneeIngerland)-Aslan iz cummin.Yayyyy!!!.Sun am shinin teh kittehz bee baskin!!!
Teh intelligence on dis site jess amazez me.Awl of yew hab so much ob it.Ai lern soo mennee fings frum awl teh Cheezfrenz,ebberee dai.Jew am berre smart an nollidgable in awl kynes ob subjecs.
Ai luk forwurd to mai dailee bisitz heer to see wut else ai kin lern.
Mai edumacayshun wuz ok.-Gots teh ‘O’ levels an stuff,but teh Yooniversitee ob lyfe habz teeched me moar.
Ai r finkin dat teh ‘Merikan edumacayshun system bees moar comprehensive dan wut we hab in TeeneeTineeIngerland.
If ai cud turn teh clock bak an get moar out of mai skoo yeerz,ai wud soak up ebbereefing ai cud lern.
Ai hoap yew had teh wunnerful tyme seein ‘Teh Barber’ lass nite?
Daphne, I really admire you for coming back even after being teased /called care troll. I also have a suspicion cats would use impeccable English if they thought it would suit their porpoises.
OMFG sooooooooo cute i had to show dis to everyboder
AWWW! Iz so kyoot! Iz ADOWABL!!!
u rok
Great, now I miss my girlfriend even more.
She dumped me 3 1/2 months ago but I still love her