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your face would freeze like that!

and den ur gonna need a facelift…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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kitkat

mom also said itteh kittehs came from the stork and look waht happened to sissy

mary O'Spockn

cormgradulashuns!

 
kafleen

u doan wunna ebbun SEE teh dances I’m thinkin up furr dis wun.

Happy Toppee Spot on a Sunday morning! :)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai’m afrayd we DOO want to see teh dances yur thinkin up, liddle donkee!!! So kick up yur heels an danz - an danz fur mee too, pleez. Ai hav to go rite this MINIT!!!!

kafleen

Oh, noes!! Is time furr wurk!!

Pleh!
Pleh!
doo not want!

I will have too dants when I get home! Wiff a face like dis, I needs too thinks up a super dooper wun!

Janet, I was lookin in mah email for dat pic ub mee in teh bunny suit at halloween
when I was about 7…I thot I sended it to you! Butt I can’t find it! I DID send
it diddunt I? If so, can u email it back? I has a stoopee!

 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Mabye for danses we can do teh Haka. Itz that Noo Zeelund danse whare u stomp around and make skary faces. Here am a link:

http://www.1heckofaguy.com/2006/11/22/heckofa-haka-inc/

*starts practicing skary faces in meeror*

*realizes that teh face I waked up wif is teh skariest of all*

Phillipe d'Beaker

oh, that iz teh purrfect.

here’s another linky to a picher, case peeps need to see

http://www.wesclark.com/rrr/get_fuzzy_haka.jpg

lolcatburglar

Oooh! That was so skary!

There is also lots of eggsamples on teh UToobs. Mostly rugby teems intimidating their upponents afore teh match. But u no see teh faces so good.

Or maybe that’s just me. I was watching teh rugby boddies instead.

 
 
 
kitkat

musta got some bad catnip

 
 
mary O'Spockn

just hush and call dad.

Shaungrl

Yes, Dad can fux it wit WD-40 or sum duck tapez.

mary O'Spockn

aer we related, Shaungrl?cuz dat sowns just like my fabmblee…

Shaungrl

We is iffn you also uzes teh silicone on ebberting, 2.

 
 
D Marie

My Daddy was able to fix almost evryting wit Epoxy, flat black paint, 3-1 oil and maskin tape.

He was too owld fashuned to use duck tape and WD-40.

mary O'Spockn

EPOXY! yes- we must be relayted, too. adn dont ferget teh elektrikmakal tayp.
but, it do melt…

gibbocat

eye awlwaiz swerz bai teh toofpik an chewn gum mefod!

 
 
 
 
 
whiskers

nao wen yu go owt fur hallooeen yu don neeed mask.

 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

it’s okeh. from nao on we’ll jus tell ebery1 ur a dog.

 
kafleen

I has a feelin dis gunna bee wun ub my moast fabburite threds.

Can’t wait till Romeow gets a hold ub dis! *rubs hoofs wiff glee*

kafleen

oh, noes!!! ware IS u, Romeow!!! Bring us ur funneees!!!

 
 
meatzilla

I not remember choklut cake exploding on us but I clean u next.

 
 
sh

Looks like dat kitteh is speshul.

 
goldie

ai guesth ai no gooth can’i'ate ‘or bowtox

 
theincrediblestephen

Oh Hai one of mi picz is actually getting popular so plz votes on it!

kthxbai

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?
scarred4life128488820454062500.jpg

kafleen

Oh, noes!!! U deeleeted it???

Now I has a sad caws I sees u gotted a burgur eeter on ur votes.

I wudda gibbun u elebuntee millyun, but can onlee gibs five. *sulks*

I shur doo noe, theincrediblestephen, how exciting is it wen ur capshun gets sum votes. mebbee its ur akshual pic an not a capshun.

it onlee happpuned wun time fur me, and I do capshun alot.

ennyway, I feels a sad naow caws is gone. meks mee think sum jerkhed troll
cawsd yr confidunts too plummet an u deeleeted.

Now I has a sad. :(

 
 
kha

hee he… funny face.. haa haaa hah hahh I can’t stop my laugh.. :D

 
3 cattails

Must lick all teh hooman cootie smellz offen meh!

 
rodney dill

I’z squished… A big man carried too many of us when I was little.

 
3heathens

Ai kannawt keep frum laffin at teh grey kitteh’s bawdy-langwidj an exspresshun! Himz leenin awai, lukkin lik, ‘whut are yu, an eediot?? Ai am NAWT relaytid tu yu!’

rofl!!

 
 
kafleen

I like this idea of “bill the cat.”

Carpet trashed? Bill the cat.

Gooshie foods consumed at an alarming rate? Bill the cat.

Sleep disturbed? Waking at odd hours for no discernable reason with sharp stabby
pains? Bill teh cat.

1-900 bills furr …well. p—y? BILL TEH CAT!!

Naow dat I tink abowt it…I’m tinkin dat cat shud bee billed fur alot ub stuffs…..

Nangycat

Oy dey get spensive so FAST. I do not kyer to FINK … Eggslent consept tho!

 
 
 
Minde

Hay, this mai space yu iz in! No hoirty torties iz alowed!

 
no 1 in particular

dis iz mai u-pen-yun ov yu! :lol:

no 1 in particular

gargoyal kitteh! :lol:

 
 
halfbeast

mai momz saided durr bi daes liek dis, durr bi daes liek dis, mai momz saided *sings* :D

 
hamd20

awsums……^^…….Win!!!1!!!

 
hamd20

that were his exprreshun wen terrorists ated his cheezburger…….

 
Jack Deth

Too-toan Floof Kitteh
tesstz an unproovin theeree
awn dubbill dawg dayr

Oarz Floof Kitteh coodz
just beez tryeeng 2 cleen himz
plussh snowee wyte vesst

Still habz t3h phunee!
Marmee Tukkz Kitteh cannawtz
helpz giggleeng owt lowd :-)

Jack.

onceajinx

Indeed! Is Tortee-Cal walkin forwerd R bakwerd? R mebbee sidewaze?

 
 
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