Mom said
your face would freeze like that!
and den ur gonna need a facelift…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: kurt
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mom also said itteh kittehs came from the stork and look waht happened to sissy
cormgradulashuns!
u doan wunna ebbun SEE teh dances I’m thinkin up furr dis wun.
Happy Toppee Spot on a Sunday morning!
Ai’m afrayd we DOO want to see teh dances yur thinkin up, liddle donkee!!! So kick up yur heels an danz - an danz fur mee too, pleez. Ai hav to go rite this MINIT!!!!
Oh, noes!! Is time furr wurk!!
Pleh!
Pleh!
doo not want!
I will have too dants when I get home! Wiff a face like dis, I needs too thinks up a super dooper wun!
Janet, I was lookin in mah email for dat pic ub mee in teh bunny suit at halloween
when I was about 7…I thot I sended it to you! Butt I can’t find it! I DID send
it diddunt I? If so, can u email it back? I has a stoopee!
Mabye for danses we can do teh Haka. Itz that Noo Zeelund danse whare u stomp around and make skary faces. Here am a link:
http://www.1heckofaguy.com/2006/11/22/heckofa-haka-inc/
*starts practicing skary faces in meeror*
*realizes that teh face I waked up wif is teh skariest of all*
oh, that iz teh purrfect.
here’s another linky to a picher, case peeps need to see
http://www.wesclark.com/rrr/get_fuzzy_haka.jpg
Oooh! That was so skary!
There is also lots of eggsamples on teh UToobs. Mostly rugby teems intimidating their upponents afore teh match. But u no see teh faces so good.
Or maybe that’s just me. I was watching teh rugby boddies instead.
musta got some bad catnip
just hush and call dad.
Yes, Dad can fux it wit WD-40 or sum duck tapez.
aer we related, Shaungrl?cuz dat sowns just like my fabmblee…
We is iffn you also uzes teh silicone on ebberting, 2.
My Daddy was able to fix almost evryting wit Epoxy, flat black paint, 3-1 oil and maskin tape.
He was too owld fashuned to use duck tape and WD-40.
EPOXY! yes- we must be relayted, too. adn dont ferget teh elektrikmakal tayp.
but, it do melt…
eye awlwaiz swerz bai teh toofpik an chewn gum mefod!
nao wen yu go owt fur hallooeen yu don neeed mask.
it’s okeh. from nao on we’ll jus tell ebery1 ur a dog.
I has a feelin dis gunna bee wun ub my moast fabburite threds.
Can’t wait till Romeow gets a hold ub dis! *rubs hoofs wiff glee*
oh, noes!!! ware IS u, Romeow!!! Bring us ur funneees!!!
I not remember choklut cake exploding on us but I clean u next.
WIN!1!!!
Looks like dat kitteh is speshul.
ai guesth ai no gooth can’i'ate ‘or bowtox
Oh Hai one of mi picz is actually getting popular so plz votes on it!
kthxbai
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?
scarred4life128488820454062500.jpg
Oh, noes!!! U deeleeted it???
Now I has a sad caws I sees u gotted a burgur eeter on ur votes.
I wudda gibbun u elebuntee millyun, but can onlee gibs five. *sulks*
I shur doo noe, theincrediblestephen, how exciting is it wen ur capshun gets sum votes. mebbee its ur akshual pic an not a capshun.
it onlee happpuned wun time fur me, and I do capshun alot.
ennyway, I feels a sad naow caws is gone. meks mee think sum jerkhed troll
cawsd yr confidunts too plummet an u deeleeted.
Now I has a sad.
hee he… funny face.. haa haaa hah hahh I can’t stop my laugh..
Must lick all teh hooman cootie smellz offen meh!
I’z squished… A big man carried too many of us when I was little.
Ai kannawt keep frum laffin at teh grey kitteh’s bawdy-langwidj an exspresshun! Himz leenin awai, lukkin lik, ‘whut are yu, an eediot?? Ai am NAWT relaytid tu yu!’
rofl!!
THPPFFT !!!
- bill the cat
ack! ack! ack!
I like this idea of “bill the cat.”
Carpet trashed? Bill the cat.
Gooshie foods consumed at an alarming rate? Bill the cat.
Sleep disturbed? Waking at odd hours for no discernable reason with sharp stabby
pains? Bill teh cat.
1-900 bills furr …well. p—y? BILL TEH CAT!!
Naow dat I tink abowt it…I’m tinkin dat cat shud bee billed fur alot ub stuffs…..
Oy dey get spensive so FAST. I do not kyer to FINK … Eggslent consept tho!
Hay, this mai space yu iz in! No hoirty torties iz alowed!
dis iz mai u-pen-yun ov yu!
gargoyal kitteh!
mai momz saided durr bi daes liek dis, durr bi daes liek dis, mai momz saided *sings*
awsums……^^…….Win!!!1!!!
that were his exprreshun wen terrorists ated his cheezburger…….
Too-toan Floof Kitteh
tesstz an unproovin theeree
awn dubbill dawg dayr
Oarz Floof Kitteh coodz
just beez tryeeng 2 cleen himz
plussh snowee wyte vesst
Still habz t3h phunee!
Marmee Tukkz Kitteh cannawtz
helpz giggleeng owt lowd
Jack.
Indeed! Is Tortee-Cal walkin forwerd R bakwerd? R mebbee sidewaze?