mystury reveeld – dawrk matter be kitteh seekrit wepawn 2 subdyoo d wrld

guglee-n.origin unclr. combinashun ob goggie adn uglee, as in “that is sum guglee ty.”

ai wuz afraid it mite bee sumthing like that. Teh tiem wuz just about up. Iffen yur supervisor duz nawt liek yoo, there iz verree liddle to be dun. An ai cud awnlee think how troolee bloo yoo all must bee.

But – happee ending! Ai taek it yoo wud liek to go to Orygun???

ai also hoep it meens that yoo will be bak heer soon wif teh commints. You are sorelee missed!! An – do you belong to cheezfrenz??? If not – I think yoo know how – just click awn “D Marie” an it taeks you there.

ai belong – but do nawt go as much as ai wud liek, becua a hazn’t much tiem – an hav still nawt masterered the navigashun around the site. But ai WANT to go moar.

An if you ar there – you would be saif and we wud nebber lose you!

Mah moarnin sleepee, let mee show u DAT , 2.

mah gramma’s frij…let me show u it!

/wait….mebbee not. pleh, pleh!

A quick OT kweschun. Haz yoo been getting mai email? enkwireing mind wants to know. 8)

Ai’m still nawt shur wai he left. An ai noe wee were awl reel nice to him. It’s just that he had such a joyous sparkul – an ai am still so terriblee afrayd taht we squished him a bit. Ai noe ai am verree eesilee squished. Duzznt taek much at awl. Purrhaps we awl ar. . .now ai has a sad.

*trots off too attend too uddur threds*

I suspecks his not cummin rown not doo too us. We embraced
him wen hee cunfessed. Doan feelz bad, mah fren. Mebbee
hee had nawtee uddur shenanigunns too attend too elseware, LOL!!!

I had a sad xample. Involved an animul I had too putt awai.
All teh circumstanses pointed too mee bein aloan in dis venshur,
an habbin too pertect uddurs dat wur ebbun moar tenndur harted
and sawftee dan mee!

I dood teh deed, an wuz stoic. Den I went home, an tried too
make it too teh stairs too get too mah room. Butt I not make it.
I broked down.

While I wuz regalin dis tale, mah momee reminded me ub annuddur
sad tale SHE experiuntsed. She was chosen too bee teh reecepshunist
wen a baby died, and ebburboddee wuzz loozin it. She had too
sit up frunt an greet. Den she finally gotted free…an cud crai.

Sumtimes wee has too bee strong furr teh uddurs. Is sad an
horribuls.

momcat

bin weirdzi wek, fursday spoose tol himz furty 30 frum da big bye bye- himz snoperviser no likey himz
friedai spoose getz joob offer frum uder branch ub sam cumpani bak in ORYGUN!
goes frum da deep bloos to da YAH HOOS!
duz mean gascat,fishykitteh, n I (plus awl da animalez) willz be hear in Colomorado untilz end ub May by ourselbz……
lif phunni sumtimz……

momcat

jus lissen to teh good

not luk at teh funky

*whispurrs* pleeze don’t tell gibbocat.

an ice cream, as yoo say, duz too.

Ai don’t know wai ai thot teh blak playtes were funneh. Temporaree maness suddenlee tuk ahold ov mee. Mai mom’s blak playtes ar nawt funneh. gibbocat’s blak playtes AR funneh. Wai???

But teh most egreegious thing – we NEBBER – NEBBER NEBBER NEBBER EBBER say retard heer. It is simplee NAWT DUN.

Purrhaps yoo dint know. Ai suspex not. But pleese – don’t doo it again, OK?? In fact – nawt just heer – ENEwear. It reelee can hurt peeplz felines, you know.

THERE IZ NO KITTEH IN TEH PIKSHURE!!!! WE HAZ BEEN DOODOOPED!!!.

Teenie – ar yoo still doing the G&S? If yoo ar, ai wud liek to come an see it. Ai think ai still has teh link. . .sumwhere. Prolly bukmarked under “theatre.”