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I gived u a blak kitteh, whare is she?
iz mebbeh teh blik kitteh in teh coal sella at midnyt?
Coals to new caption? What kinda crazy ideer is that?
berree obb skewer!!
That is mah middle name.
That and “Danger”.
’struth. U looks at mah berf sertificate and it says “Lol Danger Obskewer Reffurance Catburglar”
Deer lcb - mennee congtraz awn yur flying fingurs capshuring teh moast disired plaice of awl.
However - mai brayne iz - nawt abul - at thiz momentm eneway - to think ov a propurr way to serlery brate thiz picshort - short ov taht wee cud awl bee swooshed down into a blak hole. ai did reed taht teh “stretchee feeling” yoo get at furst mite bee interesting!
So - yor brayne iz quite obviously tootling along nicelee. Enee ideas???
Mummenschanz mebbe?
Blakbird singin in the dead of night?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xkejcsvdpuQ&feature=related
midnite at the oasis?
Funneeh - jamamkitty. Ai am, eben as we speek, watching “Lawrence of Arabia! Wun ov the all-tiem best soundtrax. a bit ago wuz teh scene wif teh sunrise - wif the mewsik teasing around - then - full desert sweep and mewsik brakes into majestic main these.
Extraordinalriee thrilling. Gibs mee chills ebree singul tiem ai see it. Maeks the hart beet faster! (ov corse, that iz its major doody)
“these” = “theme” (wuz in the dredededed rap-around spot)
here, we can all enjoy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBFRfYiDNE&feature=related
wii needz kafleens kikkin abilyteez 4 shoor!!
ai found dat seen an teh muzic too……..on teh yew toob……… posted it heer…. should be heeer bai noos at eleben
Reelee?? Awn yootube? Clever. Ai wud nawthav thot to luk. . .*sigh*
sry, bak to frankie valli, oh wut a nite!! iz teh bes!!!
yikes!!! *reduced to incoherent babbling*
ok, cuppla tymes ob dat is enuf. yew may retirn to coherent babbling!!
oh jamamakitty - thank yoo so much fur finding taht!!! Now itz eezee to luk at it az much as ai want. Itz so wildlee romantik. Ai just long to bee therre too - but wif teh mewsik, ov corse. Nawt neerlee so fun wifout teh mewsik. ai can drown in the mewsik!
Ai hav ridden camelz in teh desert - but wuz in teh Thar desert in India. An at teh end, we had a tea partee awn a sand hill an watched teh sunset. Nawt a war wif teh Turks. That much eggscitement - do not want!!
Wuz fun - but -no mewsik. Nawt teh sayme.
ai haz a pikshur of me and mai mom on a camel at the pyramids from ‘92. we went ona cruz. she had hart attack las nite of teh cruz. wudn traid dose memries 4 anything!!!
it wuz her tyme. it was a shok at teh tyme ob course……. my poor pop had to stay behind an taik care of ebbryting in Athens……ai had to get back to work. But ai do noes that seh had teh tyme ob her laif on dat cruz.
Well then. It’s verree sad but she wuz reelee happee an having a grate tiem. Reelee, since we awl (’cept mee - ai has no intenshun ov going) has to go, how wunderful to doing sumthing yoo reelee wanted to do. An - ai guess the best part - she wuz wif yoo and yur dad an . . .she got to see ebreething.
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ooooooooooooo….
I lub dat song wiff a sickness…..
Troll!!! Nawt to worree - ai haz mai pitchfork. Be bak to comminting in a few minits.
ai kan cumz wif? trollz b so anoiing! Meeny trollz!
Wed bee a grate halp, but this is sumthing ai must do aloan. But ai shurlee doo preheate teh offer. {{{{{n1ip}}}}}}}
otay…ai sta heer nd keep teh fud awai frum teh meen trollz
glad 2 C u pawlisht teh danz flaw n1ip.
cuz wii be danzin in teh dawk!
Dansing iin teh dark? (soundz just a liddle bit liek a “filk” - noo wurd fur mee - taht ai wuz hurd fur “strangers in teh nite!)
yu noes, iz weerd…teh liets akshully went owt at mai church, tewdai! sell fonez owt, ebbrywun!
SO!!! *dusts off hanz* *washez hans wif antitrollsoap*
Luks much bedder now, ai think!! Mai werk iz dun!
eye wuz finkin ov teh boss - danzin in teh dawk.
but straynjurz in teh nyt am gud 2.
fank yew 4 scraypin up teh troll mess!!
an - mowzt approapreeaytlee eye juss finisht mai dinnuh awf mai cheep blak playtz frum ikea!!
blak plates!? Yoo RELEEE haz blak platz??????? Oh - wai blak playtez? ai don’t know wai am am finding that so funneh - but - gigglolz!!1
Ok - ai think ai’m bedder nao. What did yoo hav fur dinnur? Halp!! Ai’m still laffing so hard ai hav to redo ebree otter letter!1
*ahem* sorree. Ai’m shur yur blak paytes are verree prittee. At least, fud probablee luks gud awn them.
Ai hav a set ov Aytalian plates (wun set ov menee) frum Deruta - the - oh - can’t think ov the nayme. The moast common wun wifh tey yellow dragons puffing out smoke. Teh problem iz - fun luks DREADFUL awn them!!
Oh nooooes!!! ai just roted a commint regarding *gigglol* yur blak playtes - an ai think it wuz eated.
In teh meenwile - thankz - re teh trollz. Ai dint think enebuddy wud reelee notiz. But it iz sumtiems gud to haz teh powah!!!
u b danzin rown singinz ‘eye gort teh powah!! ‘
u b danzin rown singinz
‘ eye gort teh powah!! ‘
weirdprizz strykz agin!!
Twice?? Ai must doo it twice? *hummmsss* What?? eye
“gort??!! (xex fingurs) Must ai reelee say it liek taht??
“gort” “gort” Awl verree well fur yoo, purrhaps - but soundz reelee sillee when ai do it!
trai eet wif a plum in teh mouf..
oar teh ‘lump’ - preefurriblee ov shugga ( nawt koal ) !!
pleh!!!
Teh trollz ar pursistent todai/nite.
J4K, maybe try warshing teh trolls in this oxymoronic cleening solutions.
It mite make them friendly, generiss, lubbing, kind and not stinky-pleh.
Wells - ai don’t hav a plum - oar a lump (thankz fur letting mee know ai shud nawt trai the coal.)
But - ai wud think taht wud maek it harder, nawt eezier! tehn wud bee “gorlbmbt.”
an ai dont think too menee peeplz practices teh speeking wif teh pebbelz in their mouthz ene moar.
’tis troo. They are teh best cleening solushunz ov awl. Ai cud trai it next teim an see what happens. Ai will also treet it az a poizin, an keep it away frum US!!!
ai noes…….lets boat bakwirds…….. wut wud de trolls dew den??? we still has teh numbers an we noes wuts goin on
Bwhahahahahah!!1 jamamakitty - what a grate idea! But - there ar too mennee ov us. Ai don’t see how we cud let ebreebuddee know!
ai noes, ai thort ob dat aftrewords. wud taik muchly adbans plannings (we shur wudn want to upset teh cheezfrenz if tehy didn no….. ai can see it awl now)
gibbocat.
Aie am soooo embarrassededed that it prollee seemed taht ai wuz maeking fun ov yur prittee blak playtes frum Ikea. Aie doo moast sincerelee apologize an hoep ai haven’t offeneded yoo in ene way.
It just tuk mee bai surprise. Yoo an blak playtes. (oh noooees - ai feel a gigglol coming awn!) *ahem* Sum how - ai dint quite see yoo wif blak playtes. Ai cannawt say wai. It shall remayn a mysteree fur awl tiem.
kthzbai
ryz lukz gud awn blak playtz.
an tunyte eye ettid brun riz wif toona an broxoli wif teh tayztee dressinz.
Yum nommm nommmed awl gonn!!
an eye didumpt fink yew wuz mekkin fun. just habbin teh fyt ob gyggulz.
diz ham been teh gud fred wif LCB shynin in teh dark!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Ai can haz dinnur at gibbocatz howse?
Did sound reel yummee, dint it?
Teenie - ar yoo still doing the G&S? If yoo ar, ai wud liek to come an see it. Ai think ai still has teh link. . .sumwhere. Prolly bukmarked under “theatre.”
noms!
mah mummeh can has blak dessert playtes - iz rly gud to see teh ice creem, an odder gud fuds…appul pie…cookies…nilla cayke…choklitcayke…blak forrrist cayke…appul pie…
To tell the trooth - Mai mom haz blak dessert playtes, too!
*whispurrs* pleeze don’t tell gibbocat.
an ice cream, as yoo say, duz too.
Ai don’t know wai ai thot teh blak playtes were funneh. Temporaree maness suddenlee tuk ahold ov mee. Mai mom’s blak playtes ar nawt funneh. gibbocat’s blak playtes AR funneh. Wai???
um. pie ona playte is funnee. blak playtes too.
:LOL:
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pie ona playte flying thru teh air iz funnee.
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pie ona playte flyingthrutheairinto sumwun’s fayce is funnee
mennee mennee mennee yrz ago, an eyem tawkin a lawng tiem hear!
i rote a computa gaem wer teh hero has ownlee teh piez as himz weppunz.
much fun mekkin th3 compewtuh trow piez a mekkin the splutt sownz.
pie trowin am gud tiem!!
O hai, gibbocat. It soundz a bit Greek to me! tho fun.
A quick OT kweschun. Haz yoo been getting mai email? enkwireing mind wants to know.
funneh. I wuzz talkin tonight bowt dis bidness ub habbin too
DOO ur
bidness alone, wiffowt peepuls seeing.
I had a sad xample. Involved an animul I had too putt awai.
All teh circumstanses pointed too mee bein aloan in dis venshur,
an habbin too pertect uddurs dat wur ebbun moar tenndur harted
and sawftee dan mee!
I dood teh deed, an wuz stoic. Den I went home, an tried too
make it too teh stairs too get too mah room. Butt I not make it.
I broked down.
While I wuz regalin dis tale, mah momee reminded me ub annuddur
sad tale SHE experiuntsed. She was chosen too bee teh reecepshunist
wen a baby died, and ebburboddee wuzz loozin it. She had too
sit up frunt an greet. Den she finally gotted free…an cud crai.
Sumtimes wee has too bee strong furr teh uddurs. Is sad an
horribuls.
I have heered of restorants whare they keep allda lites out and u eet ur hole meel in teh dark!
Can we goes to one of those?
Black is Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALZ92hGGj8
blak iz teh noo blak!
dis wun better fer listenin, nawt luking. has skeery white leeshure suits!
jus lissen to teh good
not luk at teh funky