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I gived u a blak kitteh, whare is she?
iz mebbeh teh blik kitteh in teh coal sella at midnyt?
Coals to new caption? What kinda crazy ideer is that?
berree obb skewer!!
That is mah middle name.
That and “Danger”.
’struth. U looks at mah berf sertificate and it says “Lol Danger Obskewer Reffurance Catburglar”
Deer lcb – mennee congtraz awn yur flying fingurs capshuring teh moast disired plaice of awl.
However – mai brayne iz – nawt abul – at thiz momentm eneway – to think ov a propurr way to serlery brate thiz picshort – short ov taht wee cud awl bee swooshed down into a blak hole. ai did reed taht teh “stretchee feeling” yoo get at furst mite bee interesting!
So – yor brayne iz quite obviously tootling along nicelee. Enee ideas???
Mummenschanz mebbe?
Blakbird singin in the dead of night?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xkejcsvdpuQ&feature=related
OHHHH dat bez gud…. Iz be likin dat!!!!!! U bez fuuny>>>>sry I bez knewz to dis :{
midnite at the oasis?
Funneeh – jamamkitty. Ai am, eben as we speek, watching “Lawrence of Arabia! Wun ov the all-tiem best soundtrax. a bit ago wuz teh scene wif teh sunrise – wif the mewsik teasing around – then – full desert sweep and mewsik brakes into majestic main these.
Extraordinalriee thrilling. Gibs mee chills ebree singul tiem ai see it. Maeks the hart beet faster! (ov corse, that iz its major doody)
“these” = “theme” (wuz in the dredededed rap-around spot)
here, we can all enjoy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxBFRfYiDNE&feature=related
wii needz kafleens kikkin abilyteez 4 shoor!!
ai found dat seen an teh muzic too……..on teh yew toob……… posted it heer…. should be heeer bai noos at eleben
Reelee?? Awn yootube? Clever. Ai wud nawthav thot to luk. . .*sigh*
sry, bak to frankie valli, oh wut a nite!! iz teh bes!!!
yikes!!! *reduced to incoherent babbling*
ok, cuppla tymes ob dat is enuf. yew may retirn to coherent babbling!!
oh jamamakitty – thank yoo so much fur finding taht!!! Now itz eezee to luk at it az much as ai want. Itz so wildlee romantik. Ai just long to bee therre too – but wif teh mewsik, ov corse. Nawt neerlee so fun wifout teh mewsik. ai can drown in the mewsik!
Ai hav ridden camelz in teh desert – but wuz in teh Thar desert in India. An at teh end, we had a tea partee awn a sand hill an watched teh sunset. Nawt a war wif teh Turks. That much eggscitement – do not want!!
Wuz fun – but -no mewsik. Nawt teh sayme.
ai haz a pikshur of me and mai mom on a camel at the pyramids from ‘92. we went ona cruz. she had hart attack las nite of teh cruz. wudn traid dose memries 4 anything!!!
it wuz her tyme. it was a shok at teh tyme ob course……. my poor pop had to stay behind an taik care of ebbryting in Athens……ai had to get back to work. But ai do noes that seh had teh tyme ob her laif on dat cruz.
Well then. It’s verree sad but she wuz reelee happee an having a grate tiem. Reelee, since we awl (‘cept mee – ai has no intenshun ov going) has to go, how wunderful to doing sumthing yoo reelee wanted to do. An – ai guess the best part – she wuz wif yoo and yur dad an . . .she got to see ebreething.
{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}
ooooooooooooo….
I lub dat song wiff a sickness…..
OHHHHHH I likz dat 1s toooo
Troll!!! Nawt to worree – ai haz mai pitchfork. Be bak to comminting in a few minits.
ai kan cumz wif? trollz b so anoiing! Meeny trollz!
Wed bee a grate halp, but this is sumthing ai must do aloan. But ai shurlee doo preheate teh offer. {{{{{n1ip}}}}}}}
otay…ai sta heer nd keep teh fud awai frum teh meen trollz
glad 2 C u pawlisht teh danz flaw n1ip.
cuz wii be danzin in teh dawk!
Dansing iin teh dark? (soundz just a liddle bit liek a “filk” – noo wurd fur mee – taht ai wuz hurd fur “strangers in teh nite!)
yu noes, iz weerd…teh liets akshully went owt at mai church, tewdai! sell fonez owt, ebbrywun!
SO!!! *dusts off hanz* *washez hans wif antitrollsoap*
Luks much bedder now, ai think!! Mai werk iz dun!
eye wuz finkin ov teh boss – danzin in teh dawk.
but straynjurz in teh nyt am gud 2.
fank yew 4 scraypin up teh troll mess!!
an – mowzt approapreeaytlee eye juss finisht mai dinnuh awf mai cheep blak playtz frum ikea!!
blak plates!? Yoo RELEEE haz blak platz??????? Oh – wai blak playtez? ai don’t know wai am am finding that so funneh – but – gigglolz!!1
Ok – ai think ai’m bedder nao. What did yoo hav fur dinnur? Halp!! Ai’m still laffing so hard ai hav to redo ebree otter letter!1
*ahem* sorree. Ai’m shur yur blak paytes are verree prittee. At least, fud probablee luks gud awn them.
Ai hav a set ov Aytalian plates (wun set ov menee) frum Deruta – the – oh – can’t think ov the nayme. The moast common wun wifh tey yellow dragons puffing out smoke. Teh problem iz – fun luks DREADFUL awn them!!
Oh nooooes!!! ai just roted a commint regarding *gigglol* yur blak playtes – an ai think it wuz eated.
In teh meenwile – thankz – re teh trollz. Ai dint think enebuddy wud reelee notiz. But it iz sumtiems gud to haz teh powah!!!
u b danzin rown singinz ‘eye gort teh powah!! ‘
u b danzin rown singinz
‘ eye gort teh powah!! ‘
weirdprizz strykz agin!!
Twice?? Ai must doo it twice? *hummmsss* What?? eye
“gort??!! (xex fingurs) Must ai reelee say it liek taht??
“gort” “gort” Awl verree well fur yoo, purrhaps – but soundz reelee sillee when ai do it!
trai eet wif a plum in teh mouf..;)
oar teh ‘lump’ – preefurriblee ov shugga ( nawt koal ) !!
pleh!!!
Teh trollz ar pursistent todai/nite.
J4K, maybe try warshing teh trolls in this oxymoronic cleening solutions.
It mite make them friendly, generiss, lubbing, kind and not stinky-pleh.
Wells – ai don’t hav a plum – oar a lump (thankz fur letting mee know ai shud nawt trai the coal.)
But – ai wud think taht wud maek it harder, nawt eezier! tehn wud bee “gorlbmbt.”
an ai dont think too menee peeplz practices teh speeking wif teh pebbelz in their mouthz ene moar.
’tis troo. They are teh best cleening solushunz ov awl. Ai cud trai it next teim an see what happens. Ai will also treet it az a poizin, an keep it away frum US!!!
ai noes…….lets boat bakwirds…….. wut wud de trolls dew den??? we still has teh numbers an we noes wuts goin on
Bwhahahahahah!!1 jamamakitty – what a grate idea! But – there ar too mennee ov us. Ai don’t see how we cud let ebreebuddee know!
ai noes, ai thort ob dat aftrewords. wud taik muchly adbans plannings (we shur wudn want to upset teh cheezfrenz if tehy didn no….. ai can see it awl now)
gibbocat.
Aie am soooo embarrassededed that it prollee seemed taht ai wuz maeking fun ov yur prittee blak playtes frum Ikea. Aie doo moast sincerelee apologize an hoep ai haven’t offeneded yoo in ene way.
It just tuk mee bai surprise. Yoo an blak playtes. (oh noooees – ai feel a gigglol coming awn!) *ahem* Sum how – ai dint quite see yoo wif blak playtes. Ai cannawt say wai. It shall remayn a mysteree fur awl tiem.
kthzbai
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Ai can haz dinnur at gibbocatz howse?
Did sound reel yummee, dint it?
Teenie – ar yoo still doing the G&S? If yoo ar, ai wud liek to come an see it. Ai think ai still has teh link. . .sumwhere. Prolly bukmarked under “theatre.”
noms!
mah mummeh can has blak dessert playtes – iz rly gud to see teh ice creem, an odder gud fuds…appul pie…cookies…nilla cayke…choklitcayke…blak forrrist cayke…appul pie…
To tell the trooth – Mai mom haz blak dessert playtes, too!
*whispurrs* pleeze don’t tell gibbocat.
an ice cream, as yoo say, duz too.
Ai don’t know wai ai thot teh blak playtes were funneh. Temporaree maness suddenlee tuk ahold ov mee. Mai mom’s blak playtes ar nawt funneh. gibbocat’s blak playtes AR funneh. Wai???
um. pie ona playte is funnee. blak playtes too.
:LOL:
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pie ona playte flying thru teh air iz funnee.
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pie ona playte flyingthrutheairinto sumwun’s fayce is funnee
mennee mennee mennee yrz ago, an eyem tawkin a lawng tiem hear!
i rote a computa gaem wer teh hero has ownlee teh piez as himz weppunz.
much fun mekkin th3 compewtuh trow piez a mekkin the splutt sownz.
pie trowin am gud tiem!!
O hai, gibbocat. It soundz a bit Greek to me! tho fun.
A quick OT kweschun. Haz yoo been getting mai email? enkwireing mind wants to know.
funneh. I wuzz talkin tonight bowt dis bidness ub habbin too
DOO ur
bidness alone, wiffowt peepuls seeing.
I had a sad xample. Involved an animul I had too putt awai.
All teh circumstanses pointed too mee bein aloan in dis venshur,
an habbin too pertect uddurs dat wur ebbun moar tenndur harted
and sawftee dan mee!
I dood teh deed, an wuz stoic. Den I went home, an tried too
make it too teh stairs too get too mah room. Butt I not make it.
I broked down.
While I wuz regalin dis tale, mah momee reminded me ub annuddur
sad tale SHE experiuntsed. She was chosen too bee teh reecepshunist
wen a baby died, and ebburboddee wuzz loozin it. She had too
sit up frunt an greet. Den she finally gotted free…an cud crai.
Sumtimes wee has too bee strong furr teh uddurs. Is sad an
horribuls.
I have heered of restorants whare they keep allda lites out and u eet ur hole meel in teh dark!
Can we goes to one of those?
Black is Black
blak iz teh noo blak!
dis wun better fer listenin, nawt luking. has skeery white leeshure suits!
jus lissen to teh good
not luk at teh funky
i fink dey buyed dere tyes at the tybooteek. prolly at the buy wun get elelbentee tree free day after leapday sale wich has been extended to dee next leap day. oar until awl does guglee tyes are vamoosed.
guglee-n.origin unclr. combinashun ob goggie adn uglee, as in “that is sum guglee ty.”
Gud morning, mary O’ !! Taht iz sum fine werd yoo hav maed up. Where iz MizHizzyFitz (reelee – where IS she) when yoo need hur!??!
you dont fink the goggies wil be offended do you?
unliss u oarduh cheezeburga u woan noe wut yur eetinz..?
but den wut els u gonna oardur??
mai dum – let me shew it yu…
Lesseee… i orders
Allsorts lickerish
Blackberries (teh kind u can eet)
Currintz, black
Dinnur mintz
Eggs, obber eezy
figgy puddin….
*wispurrrs* eye fink teh eyedeyuh am 4 blak fingz..
oh!! *embarassed*
*whispurrs* fanks, gibbocat!
noe wurriez!
yew doan get a blak mark!!
wutt? U aint seen teh black minnur mints an eggs?
mah gramma’s frij…let me show u it!
/wait….mebbee not. pleh, pleh!
“M”innur???
Mah moarnin sleepee, let mee show u DAT , 2.
Grapes, pinot noir
Haricots noirs
Itty bitty fish eggs
jam – blackurrant
koal
light ( black – left ober frum teh 60’s )
mawkur penz – blak
noir ( cafe )
octopus ink
peppercorms, blak
qwik, nestlees ( if you put enuf in milk iz almoast blak!)
residue in pan frum cooking roux too long
scraept burnt bitz frum teh bawtum ob mary’s pan
tar ( awlmoest the saem ting!!! )
sammen, blackend
trawt, blackend
unicorm stake, well dun
eetz 2 mush ov taht an yew feilz horny!!
Skwid ink (to go wif teh oktopuss ink)
Toast, burnt
Undercooked steaks, burnt
????
verree verreee dawk stuff
wawl paynt – blak
x treemly dawk stuff
Re: ????
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juss habbin teh mynd borgul @ undercookt = burnt!!
Oh, well u see, when I last cleened teh grill, I used a oxymoronic cleening solutions.
lcb – ai admires yoo way moar tahn wurds can say – so ai’ll stop heer!
sew ebbryfing am oxy diced?
Isn’t that teh sayme as rusted???? wud bee nawt so gud fur grill, akshullee.
eyem finkin LCB eetz owtalot!!
Veel cutlets breaded wif pumpernikkel crums
Watermellon seeds
X-tra black been soup
Yellow bananas, very very broozed
Zucchini, still covered in soil
zebruh strypz ommittin teh wyt wunz!
blak whol…
mebe dats hao long cat getted sou long.
blak whol…
iz dat hao long cat getted sou long?
Congrats ohn teh nawt 2th.
“Nawt 2th”? I does so has teeth!
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*Play-bites the Bulletwolf*
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See?
okay. im in teh dark. splanashun? unless , as D Marie wud say,its ookie or sumfin, in wich case, i doan wanna no…
congradulashuns! you hab pur loined teh ffl.
ps yew wooden happen to no ware my green majik silkie wrap is?
y’all r so funnee here! Ai jus lubs comin here and learnin da new werdz and ing…eng…having teh fun wit u guise!
Ai lernz adn presheeates awl teh sew menny werdz!
Keep habbind da funz!
rosie(rtshores)
ohai, Rosie! hats off to you for all your werk on the wikki. i are impressed!
oh, wayte…wared my hat go… it was rite dere by LCB jest a minnit ago
mary (oar Rosie) – hao do ai find this awn the wiki??
iz an awtikkul awn teh CHRGs. Berree ex elle ent!!
Yes – but . . .*sigh* how do ai find it???
well, nao dis is a liddul embarasin- i think i gets dere by clikin on the link in de emails dey sends me. nawt teh wuns frum d’Marie but the wuns frum wet p aint.
i fink. i just clik til i get dere. circuitous routes, lemme show you dem.
well, dat was helpful, wuznt it?
Ummm – nawt verree, merree. hoo izzit that sends yoo tem emails? “wet paint.” You DOO get around. Maybee next tiem you ar there, you cud copy & payste teh address frum up awn top???
mebbeh goin 2 teh yahoo grups archyv..?
login.yahoo.com/config/login_verify2?.intl=us&.src=ygrp&.done=http%3a//groups.yahoo.com%2Fgroup%2Fcheezfrenz%2Fdatabase
nope. doan bovvur. eye cawn fynd it!!
yoo has been there, too?? an noone can find it???
Ummm – hao can this bee??
Is this it?
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/Lolcat?t=anon
Oh – that iz SPENDID!!! an ebbreewun but knowz about this plaice becuz. . .??
what am ai doing rong??
But – lcb – yur not-Teho self iz still coming to mai reskew! *smilez at nostagic memriez of hawt coffee. . .*
There was announcement heer I think.
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Praps was while u was off to eggzotic places like Florida and Doublin.
bout as helpful as teh info 4 teh noo kittlins……….. sigh……. (no offens, mayyyyweeeo sweeepea)
thankz, gibbocat, fur traing. But yoo know, verree offen, lolcatburgler can
boldlee go where no odder cheezpeep darez to go. . .
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG
hearz teh wun eye wuz finkin ov.
LOLZ!!! That iz so funnee!!!! Iz it Rosie in teh pikshure? What a treet!!
Hoo noo? Wehn we started. . .it wuzn’t so long ago taht ai still felt liek a nooB.
Gayla wuz there. . .oh, how ai still miss Gayla. An Jules. Teh wun hoo wuz Teho in blak an shouted “FURST” in the top spot!!! Teho did not laff so much – but AI did!!!
An he also gav us teh “pullet surprise.” Kafleen an Teho carreid awn so about using sumwun else’s nayme that he gotted embarrased an stopped coming.
He wuz frum South Afrika – and said – befoar we nebber saw him again, taht he wuz verreee sorree. He dint know it wuz that bad. In hiz countree, he said, if you killed sumwun, that wuz bad, but odderwize. . . *sigh*
*gentlee*….Janet…I sed nice tings too him, and wuz prowd ub
him fur cunfessin. So did uddurs.
I suspecks his not cummin rown not doo too us. We embraced
Doan feelz bad, mah fren. Mebbee
him wen hee cunfessed.
hee had nawtee uddur shenanigunns too attend too elseware, LOL!!!
Awww. . .Kafleen. Ai noe taht came out az if ai were blaiming yoo an Teho – it awl maed sense at teh time. Ai meen whut yoo an Teho were saying. An after ai posted taht it tuk awn a meening ai hadn’t reelee ment – but yoo cannawt undo what yoo has dun heer, alas. Ai am sorree -plees to bee furgibbie mee.
Ai’m still nawt shur wai he left. An ai noe wee were awl reel nice to him. It’s just that he had such a joyous sparkul – an ai am still so terriblee afrayd taht we squished him a bit. Ai noe ai am verree eesilee squished. Duzznt taek much at awl. Purrhaps we awl ar. . .now ai has a sad.
oh deer, wair did it goes? ai lukked 4 it an ai cant find it eidder. maybe mayyyyweeeo sweeepea can splain wair it iz
ware did wut go? i aer confuzzled. adn, bizzeee “getting around”.
♪ ♫ ♪
round round gedda round
i getta round ☼
rosie, yu needz 2 post a link 4 uz awl 2 fynd yur chrg payj.
teh wikki link seamz 2 b missin frun teh tawp ov teh scrin sew we cawnt fynd eet!
Wus sew gud! ebbereebuddee shud C !!1
Butt – hao can she doo that?? don’t the Grate Burgerz in the Skye hav to do that??
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG
hey! wii awl gawt eet nao!
Nyze wun LCB
Rosie – ooky doesn’t really count as a new word. It is from the Addams Family theme song.
What is I, MaryO, ur maid? Honestly. U cannot keeps track of ur things.
But ur in luck! There is a green majick silkie rap 4 sale over at mah F.E.N.C.E. charrity store. (F.E.N.C.E. = Fillanthrobic Enterprize, Not Catburglar Entity)
you might wanna keep an eye onnit if it be made ob the same majik selkie material mine was… tends to wanna go bak to de sea…
Funny u say that. When I checked teh stoar this morning it was in teh aka… acqua… fish tank.
yup. dat’s it. Roan Innish label i teh corner?
ummmm. how much munnies duz i need to retreeb it?
i feel a hankering for oshuns…
I dunno. How many moneys u got?
moar munnies dan sents if i tries to haggul wif you.
praps a trade ob some kind…
i seem to have a informashun here in my liddul noetbuk…
Oh, yeah? Lemme see.
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*Grabs notebook*
*Loses grip on notebook while grabbing*
*Notebook goes flyin acrost room and lands in fish tank*
*Fish tank watter gets all inky blak*
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Hay look, MaryO! There was a octoskwid in teh fish tank! I’ll bet it eeted ur notebook. Sorry. Here, u can has teh green majick silk rap.
yikes! fur a sekond dere i saw yur life pass befoar my eyes!
*sigh* takes the majical seilkee wrap and heds tword teh oshun…
Be shure to call us when u get there!
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Does u has ur shell fone wif u?
LOZ!!! An LOLZ summoar!!
*pbloolbp*
hehehehe!!
I assyumd tihs waz ‘coals to Newcastle’ ref? Teh expreshun sorta means sendin somfing to a playce taht alreddy it has.
berry witty an apt, lcb!!
ooo, dat is gud.
diz am sirtinlee teh ’splort-free’ zoen!!
unliss ewe haz teh berree sillee imajinashumz…
Oh, donut beez teh fool. Who heer has teh vry silly maginashuns?
Besides evrybuddy, I meens.
ai can haz silly maginashuns awn ebreething cepting what to doo to selleh brate!!
der am teh snek cawld teh blak mamba.. sew mebbee wii duz teh mambo?
Best (an awnlee!!!) idea yet! Did yoo win sum competishunz fur teh mambo too?
fat chantz!!
Hmmmm – maybee sumthing else then?? Joyn lcb in dansing liek Elayne? THAT can’t bee veree hard. (Barney iz sitting awn mai keybord, so typing iz a liddle slo.)
liek mai caz – dem am mekkin up 4 teh lak ob a kitteh in teh pitcher!
big purrz….
Well, teh picshur has nuffin in it, which reminds me of “Sinefeld”, which was about nuffin.
So I is dancing like Elayne, wif teh jerky moshuns, teh opposable thumbs-up and teh kicks.
Of coarse, i danses like that allda time anyways.
teh fynal momintz b 4 ceilin cat awoek frum her catnappinz…
Now THAT iz troolee dazzling. Mai sunglasses – ai need them!!
yew doan needz tehm till she waekz up, janet burreedundahtehabalanchovkittehz.
Doan git ahid ov teh gaim.
Ai’m afraid yoo ar way ahid ov MEE! Ai akshullee wuz innocentlee refurring to yur remark – which ai noe yoo noes – an now YOO ar refurrring to sumthing awn yur gnormousleelonglistovbuksaihavnotred an. . .ai thot it wuz bad enuf taht ai had to go awai an watch Monty Python an teh Wholelee Grey Eel til ai had it memroized liek ebree buddee else.
An now ai must retreet to a mountain top fur several yeers an immerse maiself in. . .wurdz. Oh well, what must bee dun, must bee dun!
*sings* So long, farewell, auf Wiederseh’n, good baiai, ai haet to go . . .
Silly peeplz! Haz all forgotted da basics? Iz bein’ a blak *Cheshire* kitteh! Go asks Alice!
But Alice duzzent libs heer anymoar!
WIN!!11
ai fink she noes!!
But you kin getz anyfing you wants at Alice’s resterant — even cheezburgrs wif catnips!
sew diz am aliciz restrunt in teh blakowt??
gud fing arlo singz akoostic!
Teh nostalgia – ai has it. ai think ai wuz living in Heidelberg then. . .
Deutschland uber Alice!
Sry. Coudn’t resist. Alice forgiven?
EEEK!! LCB – you skeered mee!!! An did yoo HAV to say “Deutschland” just as ai wuz saying “Heidelberg?” Taht skeerz mee eben moar!!
Sorry to skare u, J4K. Did I makes u schloss ur drink?
*sniker* lcb – there iz NO Wun to compare wif yoo!! “schloss!!” gigglolz!!!
an jus wai wuz yew sayin Heidelberg? inkwirin minz wanz tew know….. it’s not laik iz similir to gezundheit or sumfin
Janet wuz bein’ Student Princess?
Nawt mai theatre – at the Schloss – a purrfeshunal wun. We just did the FURST!!! eber produckshun in HB, taht’s awl.
Ai wuz saying “Heidelberg” becuz gibbocat said “arlo” an tehn ai had an attak ov the nostagia becuz ai wuz libbing in Heidelberg then an haz fond memries. . .
Now, Janet, donut beez teh skeered, but I wented to collidje at…
R u sittin’ down?
… Heidelberg Collge. In OHaio.
Teh sports teems was even “Teh Stoodint Princes”. They changed it a while ago to “Teh Cardinlols” or something. Pleh.
Would this masked face lie to u?
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I rly did goes there. But I didn’t gradjooate in ‘42. I is not that old. I wasn’t even borned then.
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But… r u still sittin down? When I was at Heidelberg, I often used… a towel! Not a hunnert dollar one, tho.
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And sometimes, at night, it got … DARK!
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Mah goosbumps. Let me show u them!
dont panik.
But, but, butz… Alice *not* kaputz!
I thought all lolcats were GRAY in the dark, not BLACK ???
Oh mai Cieling Cat!!! stend – yoo ar rite. an doo yoo know what that meens!?!?!?!
THERE IZ NO KITTEH IN TEH PIKSHURE!!!! WE HAZ BEEN DOODOOPED!!!.
Oopsy, left teh lens cap on…
eye hab bin noan 2 du dat!!
aww
mai caz haz kum 2 sit wif mii az tehr am noe kitteh in teh pixtewer.
zweet!!
One kitteh retrofit, commin’ up.
I give u estimate. Cost u elebenty-umpteen moneys. Plus labor.
Mebbe we can be payd in cheezburgers?
Dis cheezburger bin on teh gril 2 long.
iz juss ideel fur teh blak humur!!
Blak kitteh shoz u tummeh
wayr cheezburgr nao rizaidz.
Iz veree kloes up, but
still knaot c cheezburgr.
Heer, use this blak lite left over from teh sixties.
Can u see meat now?
Iz dark cat energy! So coool
Dark matter kitteh
mystury reveeld – dawrk matter be kitteh seekrit wepawn 2 subdyoo d wrld
En day haz dun it!
omg, iz brilyant. so simpull an elugant
teh awt critik kitteh e merjiz frum teh dawk
Dark kitteh energy power unicatverse
in teh darknesses owl kittehs r capshunless…!
halfbeast!! Hai!!
Where hav yoo bin????
ai em heer! wuz moar reeding dan riting! yoo owl iz so fast wif ansurring dat I has no payshins to luk if sumwun has alredddy maded teh same joke :/
Ai know – they were laitning fast today. Ai wuz aut battling teh trollz, an ai cud hardlee keep up!!
Super Seekrit Kat
Is super seekrit!
hmmmm.
*picks up mask; tries it on*
how can yous all laff and make teh funnies bout this picher? tihs is so DANGEROUS an possibloly HARMUFUL to teh kitteh. wutz teh matter wif you peeples?
don’t yew have n-e compasjion?
n-e feelings?
can’t you see that …. oh, wait … yew can’t, can yew?
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*takes off mask*
*his wurk here is dun*
♬
It was black as the nite
the capshuns were whitah dan white
midnite danger when you cant see teh kittehs
you trip over dem in teh night…
♫
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-I
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Louie, Louie you’re gonna cry.
nyze
Black is black……… mai 60’s, let me shows yew dem!!
i seez a rainbo
an i wants to paint it black…
no colors n-e moar
i wants them to turn black…
lux liek yu gawt yur wish!
Back in Black………mah 80’s, let meh show yu dem too!
ready? tree, tew, wun…LAZURS AWN FULL BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!
*le sigh*
teh wunburgrtroll strykes agin…
Ai heps mayk eet rite…
Mai ninja kitteh, let me show…
Uh, nebbermynd.
purrrhapz teh itteh bitteh kitteh committeh cud spayr a kitteh 4 teh caption?
frum teh luk ov teh lolz tehy cud saev awn teh kittehz an juss leeb uz 2 it!!
but taht wud b teh bigsum shaem!!
wun dawk nyt am enuff. ( comix joek… but if eye has to …….gaaaagghhh!! )
*muffled souns of boddee been draggd awf yit agin*
*sings* When will yoo ebber lern?? Wheeeeenn .will yoo eeeeeeebber lern?
unbeknownst 2 mii, diz wuz teh tymlee pun
az b 4 eye kaem bak 2 ICHC eye sor teh adverb 4 teh moobee.
moar cow in sea dents..? ??
eye fink nawt.
straynj fingz am afut in teh dawk ov diz fred!!
Da dudumm da dudumm da dudumm ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Itz becuz it ar stranjer in teh nite. . .
An – awn a liter noat – how come yur liddle noatz alwaiz luk so much kyooter tahn oder peepls? Purrhapz itz yur inner artist . . .
oh… an fankz fur teh earwurm!!
wer hab awl the kittehz gawn?
down teh blak hoel ebberee wun!!
Boo hooo!!
wun moar tiem – wif pheelin!!!
Dont yoo meen – feline???
naw-
bananana peelin……
momcat
bin weirdzi wek, fursday spoose tol himz furty 30 frum da big bye bye- himz snoperviser no likey himz
friedai spoose getz joob offer frum uder branch ub sam cumpani bak in ORYGUN!
goes frum da deep bloos to da YAH HOOS!
duz mean gascat,fishykitteh, n I (plus awl da animalez) willz be hear in Colomorado untilz end ub May by ourselbz……
lif phunni sumtimz……
momcat – ai hope yoo com bak heer and seen this.
ai wuz afraid it mite bee sumthing like that. Teh tiem wuz just about up. Iffen yur supervisor duz nawt liek yoo, there iz verree liddle to be dun. An ai cud awnlee think how troolee bloo yoo all must bee.
But – happee ending!
Ai taek it yoo wud liek to go to Orygun???
ai also hoep it meens that yoo will be bak heer soon wif teh commints. You are sorelee missed!! An – do you belong to cheezfrenz??? If not – I think yoo know how – just click awn “D Marie” an it taeks you there.
ai belong – but do nawt go as much as ai wud liek, becua a hazn’t much tiem – an hav still nawt masterered the navigashun around the site. But ai WANT to go moar.
An if you ar there – you would be saif and we wud nebber lose you!
i can has liteswitch plz
kthxbai
Go back a few weeks and find teh Clap-On Clap-Off kitteh!
18 Feb, to be exact!! Day ov mai parayde – wich ai will nebber, ebber furgit!!!
Is dis wut Schroedinger’s cat b seeing?
Or did Scroedinger giving him a flashlite? (Dat b a torch 4 u in teenytinyIngerlund)
tanx 4 teh translayshun serbiz, cweenmj!
moests halpfool!
Invisible CAT, Visible LOL
Iz Cheshire lolcat, UC. It disapeerd, but teh LOL iz still dere
Picshures of kittehs > Trying to be clevur
C’mon folks, this one is hilarious! Why the low burger count?
This is what it looked like before Ceiling Cat said “Let there be light!”
Oh, ’scuse me, I mean “Lett thare bee lyt!”
bud lyte?
momcat
No, but you can has failz.
On no! Dark energy and dark matter really exists. Give me back our LOLcats!
A theologist says to a philosopher, “A philosopher is like a blind man in a dark room, searching for a black cat that dosn’t exsist.” “Yes,” the philosopher replies, “but a theologist would find it.”
who’s the retard approving these posts lately? major suckage from ichc.
Baaaaaad bats. Awn at leest two cownts. Furst – we haz had LOTZ ov fun wif this pikshure.
But teh most egreegious thing – we NEBBER – NEBBER NEBBER NEBBER EBBER say retard heer. It is simplee NAWT DUN.
Purrhaps yoo dint know. Ai suspex not. But pleese – don’t doo it again, OK?? In fact – nawt just heer – ENEwear. It reelee can hurt peeplz felines, you know.
Yeah. Wutt Janet sed.
*trots off too attend too uddur threds*
yu go, JCH4bazilunK! iz funny post, bats. yoos yur imajinashun!
bad pic
iz not vewwie inpwesed
omg tihs is epic fail…
best ever… evn wehn i c nofing
I fawt it 2 b funneh.
Wow how did this make it to da frontz page?
monospace caption no can has cat. u not impact font.
I am obviously not bribing the right people to get my submissions accepted.
u no, I DO likes me dat bac-2-da-future-y OCR2. makew me wanst 2 whip outz my selectric II balls.
Iz dis be a chatty room???? I don get ???? plz hep me!!!!
tooooooooooo late :{ :{ :{ :{ no 1 hep me…………………………..
ryz lukz gud awn blak playtz.
an tunyte eye ettid brun riz wif toona an broxoli wif teh tayztee dressinz.
Yum nommm nommmed awl gonn!!
an eye didumpt fink yew wuz mekkin fun. just habbin teh fyt ob gyggulz.
diz ham been teh gud fred wif LCB shynin in teh dark!