miguel had a sneaky suspicion
that holding in his farts… …was going to cost him in the end.
i r not fat. it just gas. srsly.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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EVERYBODY TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!
He’s about to blow, Captain!
Our shields won’t stand da strain!
mit humbles respects: “But cap’un! Our shields canna stand the strain!”
Quick, beam him ober tu da cling-on ship!
Dat would be in-humane….to da klingons!!!!!
(But I’ve HEARD that they flatulates in dere own elevators….)
Oh kay…since u pheelin sorri fur da cling-onz, (Tribble iz now wonderin if CH iz part cling-on), mye huzband recommendz dat wee haz da tranzporter identeefy da H2S gaz (hydrogen sulfate) in da kitteh, an jus beem da gaz intu spaze.
But eye wuz lukin forward tu da drinkn songz bout da battul uff da kitteh gaz!
If transporter kan also identify fat cells in hyumons, then we’z kan haz da fat cellz trasported to da outer spaces, and then we all be having da 7 of 9 bodees again.
PS - Yur suspicions be troo. I be hybrid of many da speshees.
Dis off subjek…but iz cool shirt @ dis EARL:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9505/
neato for teh Cheezerz here
Eye not taykin idearz frum huzband (Mr. Scott) n e moar! Furst, he sayz eye maded da misstayke an eye needz tu corect it. Da gaz iz hydrogen sulfite not sulfate (eye lol’ed an sayed “levi-O-sa, not levi-o-SA).
An den hee startz a loong conversayshun bout how wii want sum phat cellz in ower bodeez, so wii coodn’t haz de tranzporter remoove awl our phat cellz. Butz hee lyke de idear uff us awl lukin lyke 7 uff 9.
Sew eye sended huzband (Mr. Scott) tu bed tu reed hiz new buk “Captain Kirk’s Guide To Women”. Hee gotted it at Barnes & Noble dis weekend.
I’m betting alots of da chapters falls under the section “loves dem den leaves dem.”
Still, can’t help it - I wants to give him speshul assimilatshun.
sowns like teh eggsullunt ideeuh. Best ideah fur mens like dat-distract
dem!!!!
H2S is hydrogen sulfide (or az I’z British, hydrogen sulphide!)
Whuups, guess eye still wuzen’t listenin berri carefullee! Guezz eye’ll here bout mye getin it wrong agin.
pls 2 stops so funee beinz! srsly!. mi stummuch…stomack…tummmee mussells all beinz sores frum cawffin frum coldz ‘n hurz 2 lafft
eye thimk eye wood b a phunnee lukin guy ifn eye had 7ov9s bodee.
unles u ment “having” 7ov9s bodee.
az jackie gleason usta say…
hominahomhominahominahominahominahominahominahominahomina
call SWAT to disable the stink bomb
Even SWAT has limits on dangerous situations!
gassy cat
is gassy
( and I thought it was cows that were the methane/ozone problem? )
Woo Hoo!!!!!
I camed in heer eerliur, Stend, lookin fur u. I juss noo yoo wud get heer! LOL!!!
I wuzz dissapointed not to see u, butt wuz still urllee.
Happee too see u did not dissapoint!!!
Diss srsly is wun ub teh funniest, huh/
nawt that whiskers iz a prud or anyfing, but whats wif al teh vlugar huumer lately??
I don’ts gets da chance to read the commentz on every pikshur…..which ones were da vulgar ones? (Aside from da monkey’s rump on Valentine’s Day?)
nawt teh commentz, teh pikshurs. teh one wif teh “ai a indiffrent to yur suffering: kitteh, teh “recycle” cat, an dis one! ai fink thas all, but tehy wer all in lik teh pas week. it jus seams lik sudnly teh jokes tuk a turn for teh gros. not all of tehm. i likes the othrs.
ai r inclimed to agree wit yew whiskers, but ai noze dat evey-onee habbs difirint scents ob
hoomur, sew ai nawt lettit bodder me.
I agrees there be a wide spectrum of taste in pikshurs - I found the Valentine backside a repugen…repuk…um, terrible choice for Valentine’s Day; saw the little kitty that flatulates in a specified vector and found it kwestionable (really, I stuns my huzband wid mai command of da nawty words, but (a) never in publik, and (b) da common word for flatulence is one of da two nawty wordz I can not brings myself to say, even just to stunn mai huzband). But I haz to admit I laffed out loud at da “Indifferent to your Suffering” becuz that is soooo cat-like. (I don’t thinks I commented on it, cuz I didn’t see it til late.)
Iz kinda like America’s Funniest Videos, some make uz laff out loud, but ones where kids be blowing spaghetti through noses grosses me out…yet dey win da $10,000!
I usuallmente don’t likes the gas jokes - although Tidmun’s story of da perfect English gentmen passing gas wid proper courtesy had me laffing out loud (Note to Tidmun: Dis one of da many reezons we ‘Merikans will alwais looks up to da English on matters of proper behaviors!). Don’t like da fat jokes usually, yet some photos skreem out for dem. I feels sorry for dis heftee kitteh; hopes he haz a medically supervized long life filled wid lots of love.
And of course, with ICHC playmates wid names like Tribble and da lady from da House of Spock, iz fun to make Star Trek connekshuns wid each other.
I agree wid da wize JCH4K - hang in there: for every few so-so pikshurs, there be a great one dat koms along.
wut she sayed.
ps who knew a box o’ possums could be cute?
Ohai Mary, House of Spock - I just went back to look at da Fa la la la la box o’possumms - really, they be very, VERY cute. When I wuz raisin a batch of orphans, I took sum fotos of possumites (itty bitty possums) traisping in bowl of lettuce - called it possum salad.
i can has a look at dat? wud be grayt lol pic. we make dem put id on a page oar we asimimimlate dem.
WOW, Cookie’s Slave, oops! I mean, u noe.
Dat so well splained How I feel, fur teh moast part.
Cepshun9s)—Saw “indiffurunt too ur suffering….PLEH. doan wunt, doan need. Doan hab too say more.
Yoo ar rite. ai wuz maiself wudnering about the rather stanj pikshurs. But - it usuallee getz bedder. But tis troo - we haan’t had a Noir Cat - oar - remember the black an white glamour cat? Oar - teh ebber beloved DrTinyCat.
Iz teh whilred running out ov cyoot kitteh pikshurs? Ai wudn’t hav thot it pawsibul.
we dew seem to be gettin teh straing pikshurs today!!
waaal…i thot pullmahfingurkitten wuz moar kyoot than vulolgar, but ifartsinyerdirekshunskitten wuz defnitely moar vulolgar than kyoot. i laff at fart joeks, tho, tehy ar harmless and don’t maek mean fun. indiffrentkitteh wuz a liddle meen, an Miguel heer shuddent be maed fun ov eether.
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shud i laff? shud i nawt??
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i has a kwandurry…
ai can shayre yer kwandurry?
teh lyin beetwen kyoot an vulolgar is deli-cat, an somtaymes ai fynd myself laffeeng
despayte maiself.
Ai nawt wants tew mayke fun of Miguel…but ai did find aifarts…etc funnee. Somtaimes
iz teh commints whut maykes teh fotoe moar oar less funnee.
laff awai wen teh urj strikes…juss sumtimes doan let no wun noe.
naw, because mai koot wunz get ignoord ebery tiem.
Iffn U reeds teh comments aboot haf way down on indiffrnt one, teh gui who tuked de pixture sez whut happened. Iz not sew gross wen U haz hole storee. Iz still liddle bit gross, doe.
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*runs back too look!*
I’m kinda relieved by it, especially now that lolsecretz is gone (sob)… I mean, do you really want ICHC to turn into cute overload? I think it’s more fun when ICHC is not an endless cycle of “awww… cute !!!” photos and cutsey comments… maybe cheez and tofu are trying to keep the site from jumping the shark by presenting a variety of lolcats, not just the cutsy ones? (which I like, too, mind you - I like it all)
probably they’re just posting a variety to see what gets voted up or down, and then adjusting the mix. so rate them accordingly …
maybe the ones with the highest votes on the vote pages make the front page, and we should all vote…
.
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i like the variety too. i suspect my quandary is like broccoli or wheat germ for my mind. a little roughage makes everything pass along better in the end.
I can neber even get pictures too teh voting page, but I admit my sense of
humoor is very odd and strange. Not vulgar and dirty, but weird.
(like this one) http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?leeharveyosl128463162838125000.jpg=\]
I likes de new feature where you can make a lolcat and email teh linkee to friends, even without it having to be acceptable for voting page.
eye klicked on it, butt nuffing came up. ????
There is a “=” at the end of the link. Deleeteet and reload
well. dis pikshure shure proves he couldnt have akted aloan.
oops.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?leeharveyosl128463162838125000.jpg\]
stend, yoo R defintely more “edgy” in yoor cents ob hewmur, butt I has 2 agree wiff yoo that ICHC is an shood B different frum CuteOverLord. I like it better. WHen eye 1rst started reedin ICHC, I lubbed it becuz ob teh “bad ass cats”. I fink that’s part ob teh poynt ob ICHC—cats R lyke that. Ob coarse dey is CUTE, 2, but even then, wii has R own vocab an memes hear on ICHC. Peepz R so differunt frum ea. other as 2 whut they like or find offensive, etc, And I am teh same wya. Sum stuff eye donut like (i eeder skips over, ore sumtimes i rant, 2. Hay–it’s a free whirld), an sum I juss fink, “meh”.
I LURV Monty Python—brillyant!!! I also lubs teh Princess Bryde, tamer, but still a weerd kind ob funny. Britisch humor is fun, it seems rather more dry and rhy, and I like taht.
An exhahle-unt exhampull of a “bad ass” kat is teh one “driving” an skreeming. Hilarious pic, an terryific capshun possibliteis (like “did I jus run ober that dawg? Sweet”
But eye naught like sum other pics for reeesons of my own, (i doan like using “JC” explicatives, but farts is ok). I didknot like teh monkee butt. Well, wii is awl different, an das ist gut…
I red ur poast wiff much inturest, kitkay!!!! Caws i not membur seein enny
cumplaints furm u. So now u has shown ur likes an dislikes, and dat wuz
verreh inturrestin!
Soooo…u likes bad ass cats, an Python, an British hyoomur, an Princess Pride,
and teh runnin obbur a dawg kitteh…..
butt not likes teh JC explicatibb, or dat monkee butt.
Dat is not a “Typicull Profile”.
An DAT is wai I fines u inneresstin!!!!
See, I likes dees unusual poasts dat tells us bowt sumwun!!
Tanks fur sharin U!!!
i think i fits teh same profile as kitkay. mebbee i has nuther screename and fergotted…
lolsekretz is GAWN?!
noooooo…
iv jus been infurmed dat dey’ve bean gawn fur months. did de loop —> O
dis me —> *
iv jus been infurmed dat dey’ve bean gawn fur months. dis de loop —> O
dis me —> *
oh, weird prezz. to start wit, tells me “you posting too fast. slow down!” den maykes mai
commint twice. silly weird prezz…
I know !!! isn’t it sad lolsecretz is over ??? try http://www.gawker.com/ for your daily snark quota instead… or http://www.bitterwaitress.com …
durn burn it….wut wuz lolsekretz????
*flopps on teh floor wiff teh stoopee greef*
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
Stend, thank you so much for answering my quest.
What a sucky discovery.
How sad too find this, and know it has died! 
csmall, teh “i fart in yur general direcshun” kitteh was a kwote frum monty python. so ai dont concidr that to be espeshuly vulgr. if yu hasnt seen “monty python an the holy grail” yu dont no whut yur mizzin!!!
stend, tho ai gree wif yu that, nawt ebry thin shud be “awwww” cute, ther ar wais to be funny an sharpwited, wifout being gros. admitedlee ai cant imeediatly think of any for teh pictrs ai mentshned, but isnt part of teh poynt of this site to be clevr? ovrstated fart jokes, or someone throwing up isnt clevr, its just gros.
an YES ai mis lolsecretz too. teh above stated indifferent kitteh coud hav ben capshuned, “ai enable yur bulimeea” or somfing ekwely as icky. but perhaps those who wish fur an mixt up variety shud reopen lolsecretz. ai wantz mai funny an cute cheezcatz.
ohai whiskers!
ai noes abowt teh Python! An i thot it wuz vry funny too - teh lukk on teh kitteh’s fayce!! still, a liddle vulolgar - like awl Python hyoomer. Sumtymes vulgar iz funnee - it maeks yu think an kwestyun things.
ai hoap ther will be a nyce mix ov things - moar to talk abowt, reasons to engage with people online i mite not have otherwise!