miguel had a sneaky suspicion
that holding in his farts… …was going to cost him in the end.
i r not fat. it just gas. srsly.
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He’s about to blow, Captain!
Our shields won’t stand da strain!
mit humbles respects: “But cap’un! Our shields canna stand the strain!”
Quick, beam him ober tu da cling-on ship!
Dat would be in-humane….to da klingons!!!!!
(But I’ve HEARD that they flatulates in dere own elevators….)
Oh kay…since u pheelin sorri fur da cling-onz, (Tribble iz now wonderin if CH iz part cling-on), mye huzband recommendz dat wee haz da tranzporter identeefy da H2S gaz (hydrogen sulfate) in da kitteh, an jus beem da gaz intu spaze.
But eye wuz lukin forward tu da drinkn songz bout da battul uff da kitteh gaz!
If transporter kan also identify fat cells in hyumons, then we’z kan haz da fat cellz trasported to da outer spaces, and then we all be having da 7 of 9 bodees again.
PS – Yur suspicions be troo. I be hybrid of many da speshees.
Dis off subjek…but iz cool shirt @ dis EARL:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9505/
neato for teh Cheezerz here
Eye not taykin idearz frum huzband (Mr. Scott) n e moar! Furst, he sayz eye maded da misstayke an eye needz tu corect it. Da gaz iz hydrogen sulfite not sulfate (eye lol’ed an sayed “levi-O-sa, not levi-o-SA).
An den hee startz a loong conversayshun bout how wii want sum phat cellz in ower bodeez, so wii coodn’t haz de tranzporter remoove awl our phat cellz. Butz hee lyke de idear uff us awl lukin lyke 7 uff 9.
Sew eye sended huzband (Mr. Scott) tu bed tu reed hiz new buk “Captain Kirk’s Guide To Women”. Hee gotted it at Barnes & Noble dis weekend.
I’m betting alots of da chapters falls under the section “loves dem den leaves dem.”
Still, can’t help it – I wants to give him speshul assimilatshun.
sowns like teh eggsullunt ideeuh. Best ideah fur mens like dat-distract
dem!!!!
H2S is hydrogen sulfide (or az I’z British, hydrogen sulphide!)
Whuups, guess eye still wuzen’t listenin berri carefullee! Guezz eye’ll here bout mye getin it wrong agin.
pls 2 stops so funee beinz! srsly!. mi stummuch…stomack…tummmee mussells all beinz sores frum cawffin frum coldz ‘n hurz 2 lafft
eye thimk eye wood b a phunnee lukin guy ifn eye had 7ov9s bodee.
unles u ment “having” 7ov9s bodee.
az jackie gleason usta say…
hominahomhominahominahominahominahominahominahominahomina
call SWAT to disable the stink bomb
Even SWAT has limits on dangerous situations!
gassy cat
is gassy
( and I thought it was cows that were the methane/ozone problem? )
Woo Hoo!!!!!
I camed in heer eerliur, Stend, lookin fur u. I juss noo yoo wud get heer! LOL!!!
I wuzz dissapointed not to see u, butt wuz still urllee.
Happee too see u did not dissapoint!!!
Diss srsly is wun ub teh funniest, huh/
nawt that whiskers iz a prud or anyfing, but whats wif al teh vlugar huumer lately??
I don’ts gets da chance to read the commentz on every pikshur…..which ones were da vulgar ones? (Aside from da monkey’s rump on Valentine’s Day?)
nawt teh commentz, teh pikshurs. teh one wif teh “ai a indiffrent to yur suffering: kitteh, teh “recycle” cat, an dis one! ai fink thas all, but tehy wer all in lik teh pas week. it jus seams lik sudnly teh jokes tuk a turn for teh gros. not all of tehm. i likes the othrs.
ai r inclimed to agree wit yew whiskers, but ai noze dat evey-onee habbs difirint scents ob
hoomur, sew ai nawt lettit bodder me.
I agrees there be a wide spectrum of taste in pikshurs – I found the Valentine backside a repugen…repuk…um, terrible choice for Valentine’s Day; saw the little kitty that flatulates in a specified vector and found it kwestionable (really, I stuns my huzband wid mai command of da nawty words, but (a) never in publik, and (b) da common word for flatulence is one of da two nawty wordz I can not brings myself to say, even just to stunn mai huzband). But I haz to admit I laffed out loud at da “Indifferent to your Suffering” becuz that is soooo cat-like. (I don’t thinks I commented on it, cuz I didn’t see it til late.)
Iz kinda like America’s Funniest Videos, some make uz laff out loud, but ones where kids be blowing spaghetti through noses grosses me out…yet dey win da $10,000!
I usuallmente don’t likes the gas jokes – although Tidmun’s story of da perfect English gentmen passing gas wid proper courtesy had me laffing out loud (Note to Tidmun: Dis one of da many reezons we ‘Merikans will alwais looks up to da English on matters of proper behaviors!). Don’t like da fat jokes usually, yet some photos skreem out for dem. I feels sorry for dis heftee kitteh; hopes he haz a medically supervized long life filled wid lots of love.
And of course, with ICHC playmates wid names like Tribble and da lady from da House of Spock, iz fun to make Star Trek connekshuns wid each other.
I agree wid da wize JCH4K – hang in there: for every few so-so pikshurs, there be a great one dat koms along.
wut she sayed.
ps who knew a box o’ possums could be cute?
Ohai Mary, House of Spock – I just went back to look at da Fa la la la la box o’possumms – really, they be very, VERY cute. When I wuz raisin a batch of orphans, I took sum fotos of possumites (itty bitty possums) traisping in bowl of lettuce – called it possum salad.
i can has a look at dat? wud be grayt lol pic. we make dem put id on a page oar we asimimimlate dem.
WOW, Cookie’s Slave, oops! I mean, u noe.
Dat so well splained How I feel, fur teh moast part.
Cepshun9s)—Saw “indiffurunt too ur suffering….PLEH. doan wunt, doan need. Doan hab too say more.
Yoo ar rite. ai wuz maiself wudnering about the rather stanj pikshurs. But – it usuallee getz bedder. But tis troo – we haan’t had a Noir Cat – oar – remember the black an white glamour cat? Oar – teh ebber beloved DrTinyCat.
Iz teh whilred running out ov cyoot kitteh pikshurs? Ai wudn’t hav thot it pawsibul.
we dew seem to be gettin teh straing pikshurs today!!
waaal…i thot pullmahfingurkitten wuz moar kyoot than vulolgar, but ifartsinyerdirekshunskitten wuz defnitely moar vulolgar than kyoot. i laff at fart joeks, tho, tehy ar harmless and don’t maek mean fun. indiffrentkitteh wuz a liddle meen, an Miguel heer shuddent be maed fun ov eether.
.
shud i laff? shud i nawt??
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i has a kwandurry…
ai can shayre yer kwandurry?
teh lyin beetwen kyoot an vulolgar is deli-cat, an somtaymes ai fynd myself laffeeng
despayte maiself.
Ai nawt wants tew mayke fun of Miguel…but ai did find aifarts…etc funnee. Somtaimes
iz teh commints whut maykes teh fotoe moar oar less funnee.
laff awai wen teh urj strikes…juss sumtimes doan let no wun noe.
naw, because mai koot wunz get ignoord ebery tiem.
Iffn U reeds teh comments aboot haf way down on indiffrnt one, teh gui who tuked de pixture sez whut happened. Iz not sew gross wen U haz hole storee. Iz still liddle bit gross, doe.
!
*runs back too look!*
I’m kinda relieved by it, especially now that lolsecretz is gone (sob)… I mean, do you really want ICHC to turn into cute overload? I think it’s more fun when ICHC is not an endless cycle of “awww… cute !!!” photos and cutsey comments… maybe cheez and tofu are trying to keep the site from jumping the shark by presenting a variety of lolcats, not just the cutsy ones? (which I like, too, mind you – I like it all)
probably they’re just posting a variety to see what gets voted up or down, and then adjusting the mix. so rate them accordingly …
maybe the ones with the highest votes on the vote pages make the front page, and we should all vote…
.
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i like the variety too. i suspect my quandary is like broccoli or wheat germ for my mind. a little roughage makes everything pass along better in the end.
I can neber even get pictures too teh voting page, but I admit my sense of
humoor is very odd and strange. Not vulgar and dirty, but weird.
(like this one) http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?leeharveyosl128463162838125000.jpg=\]
I likes de new feature where you can make a lolcat and email teh linkee to friends, even without it having to be acceptable for voting page.
eye klicked on it, butt nuffing came up. ????
There is a “=” at the end of the link. Deleeteet and reload
well. dis pikshure shure proves he couldnt have akted aloan.
oops.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?leeharveyosl128463162838125000.jpg\]
stend, yoo R defintely more “edgy” in yoor cents ob hewmur, butt I has 2 agree wiff yoo that ICHC is an shood B different frum CuteOverLord. I like it better. WHen eye 1rst started reedin ICHC, I lubbed it becuz ob teh “bad ass cats”. I fink that’s part ob teh poynt ob ICHC—cats R lyke that. Ob coarse dey is CUTE, 2, but even then, wii has R own vocab an memes hear on ICHC. Peepz R so differunt frum ea. other as 2 whut they like or find offensive, etc, And I am teh same wya. Sum stuff eye donut like (i eeder skips over, ore sumtimes i rant, 2. Hay–it’s a free whirld), an sum I juss fink, “meh”.
I LURV Monty Python—brillyant!!! I also lubs teh Princess Bryde, tamer, but still a weerd kind ob funny. Britisch humor is fun, it seems rather more dry and rhy, and I like taht.
An exhahle-unt exhampull of a “bad ass” kat is teh one “driving” an skreeming. Hilarious pic, an terryific capshun possibliteis (like “did I jus run ober that dawg? Sweet”) But eye naught like sum other pics for reeesons of my own, (i doan like using “JC” explicatives, but farts is ok). I didknot like teh monkee butt. Well, wii is awl different, an das ist gut…
I red ur poast wiff much inturest, kitkay!!!! Caws i not membur seein enny
cumplaints furm u. So now u has shown ur likes an dislikes, and dat wuz
verreh inturrestin!
Soooo…u likes bad ass cats, an Python, an British hyoomur, an Princess Pride,
and teh runnin obbur a dawg kitteh…..
butt not likes teh JC explicatibb, or dat monkee butt.
Dat is not a “Typicull Profile”.
An DAT is wai I fines u inneresstin!!!!
See, I likes dees unusual poasts dat tells us bowt sumwun!!
Tanks fur sharin U!!!
i think i fits teh same profile as kitkay. mebbee i has nuther screename and fergotted…
lolsekretz is GAWN?!
noooooo…
iv jus been infurmed dat dey’ve bean gawn fur months. did de loop —> O
dis me —> *
iv jus been infurmed dat dey’ve bean gawn fur months. dis de loop —> O
dis me —> *
oh, weird prezz. to start wit, tells me “you posting too fast. slow down!” den maykes mai
commint twice. silly weird prezz…
I know !!! isn’t it sad lolsecretz is over ??? try http://www.gawker.com/ for your daily snark quota instead… or http://www.bitterwaitress.com …
durn burn it….wut wuz lolsekretz????
*flopps on teh floor wiff teh stoopee greef*
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
Stend, thank you so much for answering my quest.
What a sucky discovery.
How sad too find this, and know it has died!
csmall, teh “i fart in yur general direcshun” kitteh was a kwote frum monty python. so ai dont concidr that to be espeshuly vulgr. if yu hasnt seen “monty python an the holy grail” yu dont no whut yur mizzin!!!
stend, tho ai gree wif yu that, nawt ebry thin shud be “awwww” cute, ther ar wais to be funny an sharpwited, wifout being gros. admitedlee ai cant imeediatly think of any for teh pictrs ai mentshned, but isnt part of teh poynt of this site to be clevr? ovrstated fart jokes, or someone throwing up isnt clevr, its just gros.
an YES ai mis lolsecretz too. teh above stated indifferent kitteh coud hav ben capshuned, “ai enable yur bulimeea” or somfing ekwely as icky. but perhaps those who wish fur an mixt up variety shud reopen lolsecretz. ai wantz mai funny an cute cheezcatz.
ohai whiskers!
ai noes abowt teh Python! An i thot it wuz vry funny too – teh lukk on teh kitteh’s fayce!! still, a liddle vulolgar – like awl Python hyoomer. Sumtymes vulgar iz funnee – it maeks yu think an kwestyun things.
ai hoap ther will be a nyce mix ov things – moar to talk abowt, reasons to engage with people online i mite not have otherwise!
*pats stend*
now now…dere will bee plenty ub gross and plehy an weerd and freekee wuns furr u too snurt and snickur at, Stendee. Doan wurree too much. Wee all lubs owr warm fuzzees, but
we has too hab teh stinkurs too make us fall obbur laffin….doan run awai, Stend…
pleez!!! We likes u heer!
*snickurz*
Hi whiskers.
I unnerstand ur cunnundrum.
I hab seen a pattern. It seems like sumtimes on ICHC a pattern will emerge. Dey will start posting stuff dat all fits togeddur. I not know wai…is odd. Mebbee dees tings cum in threes and dere will bee annuddur gross wun? hoo noes.
gmta- mebee is a conspiracy.
got any waffuls?
Mary.
I dun tole u an tole u.
U gots too pay ur weeklee bill.
How u spects mee too keep onfulfillin ur wafful cravin wen u doan pay up???
*hans on hips*
**soffens**
I gots sum new froot toppins!!!!
fur mai bridle showr ai gots a rows bookay shaped waffler. is soooooo cute!
ai make u some ifn ai evr meets yu.
wif strawbrrris.
Dat so sweet:::: “Ifn ai evr meets yu”
{{{whiskers}}}
Totally agree. Less scatology and more catology plsthxk?
WIN
he reminds me of this guy
http://oakies.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/07-07-20_mr_creosote.jpg
iz taht Terry Jonez im Montee Pyfons “Meaning of Life”? He ov the tummysplort?
Unhealthy kittah not so fun to teez about. Feel sad for teh kittah
I feels sorry for da kitteh too. Will take him into mah home, and work wid kitteh to lose weight, then make new commmentz about how he blew aways da klingons.
PS – I once had a small dog that gots really fat. Had to put her on a sudden, severe – but nootricius! – diet. She lived several years more.
*looks arown..is quiut***
**wisspurrs…* Can I cums too ur hows an loose teh wates, CH?
It only seem to works on kittehs and doggehs at my haus. Attempted weight loss on human be futile.
u noe it, gurl.
um, like teh reesistunts? heehee
Mai kitteh used ta be awlmos dis beeg, but hur vet & ai putted hur on a diet.
Ai’m happeh 2 report dat kitteh haz nao lost HAF her wate and iz happeh & helthee!
Turkey? Noez Turkey here…
nice tieback!
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/27/funny-pictures-want-turkey/
feel sorry for the kitty :< he can’t play like the other kitties do :<
zacktlee.
Iss dis furr reel?
More to love and snuggle!
quikz …. hidez teh matchez
I not understand how a kitteh cud get dis fat enneewai. How doo hee walk? It
seems like him boddee wud bee too big an him wudd juss wiggul hims feet arown vainlee.
ohai Kafleen……….. how wuz werk??
mai gf has a berry big kitteh……… seh tries to do teh exercise and teh diet but duzzn’t seem to werk.
mai mamakitty is almos 18 an her old hips are sew bony, ai wud gib anyfin to fatten her up. suspect sum thyroid problem but seh is comfortable, has gud appat….app……laiks to eat. but her is ode laidie …. ob couse so aym ai!! ha!
wow, dis post wen awai an ai got teh oops message…….. dats wai teh duplicate posting…… aym gettin more aggrabatid allatyme.
noe wutt messuj make ME mad? Wen is time to go to work, an I is postin reelee
kwiklee too all mah cheezfrenz an den moovin on so I can poast to annuddur
cheezfren and hurry up an get dun and go on to wurk…………………..
an dat insipid clooless WURDPRESS ses to mee…
“U IS POASTIN TOO FASS! SLOW DOWN!”
Oh, mah Gawd, makes mee wunt too slap teh stuffin owt ub stoopee ole wurd
press
Talk bowt makin teh eers pin bak!!!!
well, den, gurl…if dat kitteh is 18 she shud bee like teh 800 pound Go Rillla!!!!
Dat kitteh shud get/do/have wuttebbur it WUNTS!!!!
tanks fur askin…wurk bee BERREE good!! Sunndais almoas always teh bomb..
an tooday I hadded teh warm parsarmee and cheese and abbocaddo on sourdo!!
My wurk buddee picked it up furr mee. *sigh* wuzz teh nom, AND teh yum.
Wiff a free soffttee chawclutt chip cookee!!
Mah wurk frens’ awsumness, let mee show u it.
Kafleen – ai left yoo a messej awn “I’z Caption”
mebbe dis kitteh wud gib teh mamakitty sum tubbiness. mamakitty almos 18 yrs old and is so bony in teh hips. but seh lubs her fud! seh’s jus old… laik her mama!! ha!!
Big Kitteh Craig failure (me, too)!
Come on – this is just animal abuse! Please don’t encourage people to think that it’s funny to overfeed and create a morbidly obese cat.
Sorry to not be funny….
ohai mickowitz
peepul cant maek obese cats for fun – tehy can overindulge tehm, and they can give them notso gud fud, but teh morbid obesity always has more to do with hormonal imbalance than overindulgence. in hyoomans too.
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is not nyce to maek fun of fat cats, tho – i agrees.
YES!
Wutt U SED!!!
Think abowt it furr a moment, cheez peeps!! If u left teh bag ub noms open, do u think it wud caws ur kitteh too look like dis?
I doan beeleeve it. I tink is inherent in kitteh, in dis case.
i “free feed” my kitteh and heez teh perfekt size 4 his size. he has ‘kitty-krakerz’ in his bowl awl teh thyme (unless big ole fat yeller labby etes it–Labrodors, now that’s a breed that will get obeest iff yore naught kerfull). I donno if I R a bad mommeh or juss lazy, butt I nebber do ‘gushi fud’. I jus buy high-quality kibble.
My sleek Tabby-cat, let me show yoo him!
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So bery sadz to cee obeeeeese kitteh
iz not wright .
Humor me whilst i talk in Human, I want to make sure I am not misunderstood.
I am confused about submitting cat/dog photos. I made an loldog int he builder and hit “submit to icanhashotdog” but hours and hours (around 9) I came back, clicked the “vote” button and tired to find my photo to see how many people liked it and if there were any comments. But it is not there! I checked all of the entires in “vote” for march 2.
So. Does it take a few days to get from submit to the “vote” part of the site? or is my LOLdog lost in teh interwebs?
it kan taek hourz, daysz, weekz, mebbe ebben yearz.
der is no garantee dat it weel eber get to teh voting page. lots of submittals and so liddel tyme. sry to sai
ai do nawt think it iz lost – but it will taek sum time. I am just a commenter – ai do nawt submit capshuns becuz, alas, ai do nawt possess that kind of funneh.
but they hav, if ai have hurd rite -THOUSANDS ov submsishuns. An it taeks quite sum tiem just to luk at them. Nawt awl of them maek it to the voating page.
Luk up above – awn the rite. Where it says “contact us.” Purrhaps they can tell you.
Miguel realizez belatedlee he shud nawt had has dat 2nd servin of chilee…
Dat der kiki tew fat. Kiki nees dyetz, badzzzz. Poor kiki prolly laes down ta has its fud. I seed wun lyk dat wunce. Poor fat kikis chayse no burds. sad sad kiki.
Dat grayde skool hoomur kinda funnee tho. mayde me laff.
That poor, poor cat. How could they let him get so fat? I’m surprised the poor thing can walk.
OMG, he’s holding in a lot of gas…
Gosh, reemands mee ov mah own poor poor kitteh. I’z tryin to dietify her rolee polee self, but mah sweetie keeps up da treetses! *slapforrid* wat’s a kittehlover to do????
You noes what dis meenz…
Dahbeetus.
halp!!!!!!1!!!!11111!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!
Y iz teh kitteh nawt floatin awey?
Let it go, Miguel! Let it all go!
But please to step outsides furst.
An close teh door.
Kthnksbai.
Heer is teh radio report frm taht fateful dai:
“Teh kitteh has just arrivd at teh fud dish. Hes practicly standing still nao, holding steddy. Hes starn too eet, its his favrit dish, hll soon partake of teh water as well. Hes bloatn a little as ushual, but eatin contentedlee HES BURST INTO FLAMES! OH MY GOD, a hole porshun of him has just xploaded an disappeered ladies and gentlemin, oh my god, all gon but a shell, collapseng sloely next to teh fud dish, oh jeebus, oh my, tihs is a calamity, notheng but fyer and smoke and teh remayns of a kitteh…im sry ladees and gentulmen…i cant talk rite now…its so terrible..oh…its just…(wipes away tears)…Oh the cat…astrophee!…”
esselent Hind-end-cat parody!!!!!!!
Fabuloloso, ch!!! elebenteegazillion burgers to yoo!!
thx u guyz.
i ackshuly looked up & listneded to teh original brodkast.
Meanin I looked it up en Googol, I don meen I looked up in teh sky n saw teh acshul Hindenburger. Wuz reeserch.
Dis kitteh haz beeutiful jade-green eyes, i hopes he haz a grate vet 2.
hello…
thank you for your comments – i especially like the star trek ones!
i’m just thrilled that one of my pic/comments made the front page. obesity in cats is very distressing. that’s why i made the ‘gassy’ joke.
once miguel figures out what to do, he’ll become his old svelt self again. honest.
Congratulatshuns for getting yur capshun on to da main viewing skreen! Iz Miguel yur kitteh? If so, give hims a hugs and kiss from us. I haz a large male black kitteh – not fat, but HEAVY. Like he haz a very high density. And of course he likes to stand on mai ankles while I sleeps.
thanks, but no miguel isn’t mine… our cat’s name is nancy -she came with that name from the shelter! and she is a big girl, but not as imposing a figure as mr miguel!hahahaha.
I thought it was brilliant, and handled very well. I’d rather assume this adorable cat is just holding it in, than face the truly sad alternative. :-\ So yay for a joke about squelched toot tendencies.
O hai guise! Hear iz teh link purr yer rekwest:
ai will wait to c if it werks, cuz sumtiems dey dont post !
U awl jus gotta cum c teh lolspeakz we hab dun! Dey iz sew funneh! Plz chek owt mai speshul CHRG ai had my kids dew fer u guise!
kthxbai, rosie(rtshores)
http://speaklolspeak.com/
k, da newb iz lrnin teh postin of teh commentz and is complicated! Go to the BLUE Rosie and it is teh link to teh lolspeak wiki u guise wanted
Yay!
lets tri dat agin! use URIcode
Rosie rulz!
butt wich end b costin himz?
i lol’d so hard at this pikshur… i posts bulletin at teh myspacez bulletinz yes?
AKA:
Nice Purrsun Kitteh noes dat
Holdin in teh Righteous Indignation
Was Going too cost her in teh end.
mah mowthfull….let mee show u it.
I not unnerstan it, srsly. How can dis kitteh bee so sweet an beeyootifull an snorgullablull, an so fat,
and teh peepulls wutt bee all fat, peepull not tink dey all beeyootifull an snorgullabull????
is teh millyun dollar, unansurubull kweschun.
IMHO, snorgullabull peepz r awkways snorgullabull, fat or juicy or undertall or pointee, etc…
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gudsnorgles frum ennywun – ican has?
Adn cSmall iz awlwaiz snorgullabull. {{{{{{{{{cSmall}}}}}}}}}} Mose thymes ai jes lerk n lissen, but awlwaiz n joyz ur comminks.
ohai…
must to bee fuxin yer persepshin uv fat…
ahems…
dey bee not fat.
…….dey be juicee!
kthxsbai
salome
it’s because we grow up in a society that constantly reminds us that only skinny people are acceptable and sexy.
I am lik Oprah; go way up and down. Up right now, and hating it. Bad for kittehs, too…they also get sore joints and diabetes ….Didn’t understand what was meant by “when Miguel figures it out….”? Hows about when Miguel’s hooman figures it out??
That much weight on a cat is like a human carrying around 100 extra pounds. It breaks my heart to see an animal so overweight. And ppl can criticize me if you want but it is not fair to them. I can understand if he has a medical condition causing the weight gain, but otherwise it is disappointing.
Egadz! Do Not Want lite match by da gasskitteh!
Thats animal cruelty. You ought to be banned from keeping animals for allowing that cat to get so large.
We have to clog that thing before it blows!
Ai doan fink makin fun of, uh, larjur size kittehs be funneh. Hurtz feelins (and kitteh dignittee) to be laffed at fur dis.
I gree. Laffing-at iz not kind to no-one
dis pore kitteh showz rezultz of being too per-lite. Hey, iz dat a plug in hiz chest, tween hiz fur and teh blanket?
obees kitteh iz obees.
poor Garfeeld kitteh!
OMG I laughed so hard when I saw it! Poor kitteh!
Totally what any doctored would order to lighten the stress from the state of the world. I LOVE it! Thank you! Keep ‘em coming!
sweet geezus1 TAEK CUBER!
Fire in the hole
OMG LOL HE DESTROYZ PENTAGONZ!!!!!!
ya ppl dat 2 funneh