teh itteh
bitteh kitteh committeh
do not be fooled. deys trying to taek over da wurld.
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Meeting cansulled. Kittehs cud not come to order.
Conga ratz DtCC…howd U liek to celebr8?
Iz da TyBooTeek open dis urlee onna nawt no longer Caterday?
the ichc ty booteek is opin 24/7 to surve ur ty-ing needs!
teh tybooteek am happee 2 welcum teh trio ov Daisy, GeeNee an newkummer felix. fur doze taht noez teh playz plz incurrij felix 2 pik an appwopweeate ty, kitteh-fayz lawleepawp an bayzikully whutebba yu wuntz.
allao mii 2 concatchewmalayt yawl!!
an x elle awnt tree nawt secundz.
hab ai mice dai
Tanks! I alwaiz wanted to do teh Bunny Hop!
Ooh guddy…Ai lubs 2 hop N hop N twirrell rownd, N hop summoor.
F&O’sMom iz reddy 2
Ai allsoo hab sum hotT reddy, oar sum hotChokklit if U perrfurr
WOOO!!1!
Ai hoped N twerrellD 2 muches..dizzie noew…gotta restUp
BBL (b back later todai)
GUD MORNING an menee conratz to yoo, DasiytheCC.
If its Bunny Hop yoo wantz, tehn itz Bunny Hop yoo getz. So ebreewun know waht to do, ai got the instrukshuns. A liddle better than ai mite hav written them. We used to doo this wehn ai wuz in high skool!! Ai remember it well!! An it reelee IZ lotsa fun.
***Join the line of dancers. The person at the front is the leader and must know the dance well.
Place your hands on the hips of the person in front of you and expect the person behind you to do the same to you.
Kick your right foot out to your side at the beginning of the verse and place your heel on the ground.
Kick it out a second time a bit higher and place your heel on the ground again.
Change feet, and kick out twice with your left foot.
Put your feet together and hop forward once and then backward once with the rest of the group.
Hop forward three times with the rest of the group on the three beats at the end of the verse.
Repeat the steps until the song is over.
Try to keep the line together without anyone falling behind.
Expect the line to hop its way through the room. *****
DaisytheCC – yoo get behind mee an ai will leed out. Enewun can joyn in at the end at ene tiem.
The mewsik is starting – reddee??
*rite foot kick. . . .Whoo Hooooooooo!!!1
My paws is on yur hips. Sorree my clawrs are varry long. I try not to poke
yoo.
Here I go!
Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick!
Ooops, I cannot puts my heel on teh grownd. I just keep kicking!
Wheeeeeee!
“…falling behind..” I kin do dat part, iz berree nachural et mai ayj!!!
I joyn de bunneh hop line.
“change feet”
OK, I change feet wif Daisy.
**Kiiiick, kiiick wif left foot.**
Ooooh, Daisee, these new feets can kick good!
I likeing dis dans!!!!!
eye iz heer 2! mynd ifn eye joynz in?
Hop… hop… hophopFLAWP!!
oh noes… eye nowd eye wuz hokypoky impayrd, but eye guess eye iz bunyehhop impayred alzo 2.
*props up woozled*
Hang onto dis purrson, and I’ll be behind u.
*rite rite*
*leff leff*
*forward, bak, one, two, free*
Woosled, ur doing it! Ur maeking it luk easy!
*kicketykicketylef*
*kicketykicketyrite* “Dang, eye finks eye gots it!!”
*kickety-hop-klopityFLAWP-FLAWP-CRASH!!!!*
uhoh. eye guess eye iz just teh klutz.
Sorry 4 mess, JCH4C. eye kleenz it up.
bandijiz an linnymint am abaylubbul at yur ebba lubbin tybooteek if teh CCC am 2 bizzy wif dispenzin CHRGs 4 awl teh splortz witch am shirley happninz.
glad 2 B ov sirviss.
tanx u, gibbocat, but eye ’scaped wif noe booboos.
kant say saym for hot chawklit an kookys whut gotz split.
kleenin dem up iz nawt 2 bad… *nom nom nom*
*whispurrs* woozled – yoo cannawt reellee mess up a bunnee hop!
Jusst doo what Romeow is doing an yoo will bee just fine. Takes a liddle practice is awl – an yoo ar doing just fyne!!! REELEE an TROOLEE. {{{{{{woozled}}}}}
Tanx JCH4K… eye tink eye gonna eeder stik
wit teh “Guten Tag Hop-Klop” or jus b a wahlflahr.
Unless dere iz Busby Berkely numbr… kaynt rezizt da Berkley…
U kin nebber hab 2 menny kittehs
Unlass u cant see ur floar anymoar…
I noz dis gai! Dis da itteh bitteh kitteh Fairy. Him brings babeh kittehs to gud littel bois an grils. Only question is, what him wantz in trade? Da toof fairy takes toof an gibs back monies. What da ibk fairy wants to trade? Whateber it is, I getz sum to trade for two babeh kittehs plez? Kthnbai
Concatulaitons on the not sekund!
Mornin F&O’sM…U kin join ower dancin, singin N NOMMIN?
I’m redy fur da dancin an singin’!
YAAA!!!1! Ai gess dat Daisy musta ran off 2 da litterBox
Kin U tink obba song 2 dancz 2?
I gotz song…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCj3A9HA1Ug
I hope u like it.
Kinda slow, but Roy O. (hoo I still miss sooo mush) sing “Nawt Alone NEMoar” wif da Trabelin Wilbreez…
a kitteh in teh han is werf,……well, nebber mine.
Ohai Karen…letz go 2 da HOP
Hop, Hop, Hop…U kin do it in ur sox
Shooped picture is shooped.
Shoop da woop?
here I go here I go here I go again. gurlz wuts mai weekness? (men!) okeh den. chillin chillin mindin mai bidzness yo salt i lookied round n i couldnt beelieb dis! i sware, i stared, mai neese mai witness. teh bruvver had it goin on wif sumpin kinda… uh… um… where is i?
holy fotoshop battman!
pitcher is funnee even if it iz photoshopped.
iz stil funee
Dpn’t know how you could tell, the words cover the whole darn thing. Wish I could actually SEE the kittehs
If u luks on teh rite side, u can see that teh 2 top kittehs is copies of teh 2 below dems.
U must lukking berry berry closly.
thats whut i was thinkin. it’s cute but would be way cuter if u could see them!
Nick – yoo hav a gud aie!!! Ai admitz ai did see the two kittehs wif teh liddle – scarf? – around their neks, but AI just thot – oh two kittehs. Ai NEBBER think in terms ov fotoshop. Ai guess becuz ai has no idea how to do it!!
Huge text is HUGE. And it also covers up the Itty Bitty Kitties. :/
how mana kittehs is dat?
It’s a kindle of kittens!
elebenty-five!
Stoopy weirdpress, I didded da linky tink to musik, and it eeted it.
Humph!!! Fix da worp drive plese,
kthnxbai
Lynx tek a wile to sho, cuz WP iz so purrsnikitee bowt dem. I tink I still haz a post wif lynx frum a week ago wut iz still nawt showin up!
Whole kitten caboodle…yer doin it rite.
Awesome. Wish the words weren’t in the middle of the kitten caboodle.
Also, some really sad part of me wonders what is about to happen to those kittens
ah purrfurs to tink dey has jest bin reskooed an is nao in teh hands of itteh bitteh kitteh purrfeshunuls.
Me tooz! Looks liek a rescyoo uv menee hordid kittehs, nao doptid owt an bein shnorgled good an propper!
aahahhahah I LOL’d so hard with this one
aahahhahah I LOL’d so hard with this one
Yoo ar twinz now???
Iz there an itteh bitteh sanafabich committeh?
Almosted drownded in my coffee.
Itty bitty kitty
Itty bitty boat
Iz gud ting moiz playz ub werk B cloo…clus… shut faor da Spryng Brahk cuz Eye feelz et cummin… Splort! Pzzzzz! Whoo hoo hoo!
Der goez da head, da ayr twien da earz -n- da LLLBC. Iz ded frum da kyooet. En can stai ded cuz iz off faor deh weeek.
Wunner whair da LLLBC B dis wheek?
Daytoner Beech! I see dat LLLBC spinnin rown an landin awn da sand, mmmm, warm an happee! But soooo wonewee…
Iz dat teh LLLBC ober dere at teh bar suckin down the alcoholic libashuns an
flirtin wif teh gurlz in bikiniz? Duzn’t luk too lonlee. Lukz 2 mee like he b having
a gud time.
GAIZ
I am old enuf to remember the reference for the caption.
It was from an old “adult” comedy album by one of the pioneers of naughty humor, the inestimable RUSTY WARREN!!!!
Her album was called “Knockers Up”—came out in the 60’s.
Substitute a rhyming word for a part of female anatomy, for the word “kitty”, and you have the punch line of one her songs.
I am a FOONT OF USELESSS TRIVIA
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Welcome home, bucky! Dreenk deep frum owr font, we joyn yoo!!
Wen I wuz in skool, da older bois wood teez da yunger grrrrrls an say dey wuz habbin a meetin uv dis infamus committee. Stoopee boiz. Let’s frow rox at dem.
B! – ai cawl yoo B! becuz ai am harkening bak to teh awlden daiz. Ai think bai now yoo mite know mee purtee well – in taht – ai hardlee EBBER know what enewun iz tawking about an hafta google ebbreething in a vein effort to keep up.
So – ar yoo bof saying – there IZ no “itteh bitteh committee.??” Becuz, ai wuz wundering awl along wai peeple keep saying it – other tahn it sound kinda cyoot! An ai don’t like to expose mai poor ignorinz ene moar tahn ai akshullee has to!!! Wich iz plentee as it iz.
Yoo meen – it reelee meen – “itteh udder commmittee??? Oar am ai still mistakin??
Mai total “nawt withitness” – let mee show yoo it.
Yes, JCH4BK, B! iz good fur me!!
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I dunno if der REELLEE iz a itteh bitteh t… committee fur reel, but I memmerz da stoopee boiz teezin da yungrrr grrls. Liek 6th graydurs teezin 4th graydrrs….
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LOL, if dey cood see me nao!!! In 9th grayd I weard a shirt whut sed “Don’t stare, grow your own!”!!! An nao I is older an, ummm, larjur, I kin feed da WHIRLED! LOL, cuz eben moderate boozums look impressiv awn a peteet fraym!!
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I spose is moastlee to yoofemize smaller chestid wimmins when describing dem…. I dunno NE wimmin hoo reellee liek it, but sum may chooz it to deescrib demselves….
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Hubbee may say “carpinters dreem” R sumpin, but I wood just say smawl R eben ‘A cup’ ‘B cup’ to deescrib a woman’s boozums….
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Hubbee weerd, I say to him, “look et ma boobs wen I talkin to yoo”, but he WONT! He clayms he lieks to look et da wooman dey attacht to! Awww, he’s so keyoot!!!
I remember’s Rusty Warren. Famous, “party” albums, Redd Foxx made ‘em too.
Haven’t thought about those in years. My age, let me show you it.
welkim to dah Geezuh Klub. i joinz you
Furst aitem awn kumiteh uhjendah: faindin a meetin playz wif moar rume.
Phenomenal cosmic powers. Itty-bitty living space.
Purrrhapz iz fenominul kudul powr in dis kays?
Plz to redoose de syz of lettrz.
We cannawt see de kyoot!
I think iz cuz of disguising shooping.
Howevs, secnd.
Herdin catz…nawt so diffukult, akshuallee.
Cat Burglar
Uppoze! Wher’s LCB?
Tri luking up. Dat’s ware we usually find her.
LOLZ an
!!!
or mebbe Cat Cheezburglar
karn see teh kittehs fur de writtin. Shame.
ahgreed (>_<);;
Identity of cat burglar revealed as … Claude Balls.
When my friend Canth’s cat Coban was in his crate and meowing and meowing and MEOWING to get out, we tried to form an itty bitty kitty pity comittee, but there just wasn’t enough pity for the kitty. Pity.
Waz he going to the city?
Ai’m gesin it wuzint pritty.
But yoo guize ar teh witty!!
Shall we sing you a ditty about how we are witty?
By Conway Twitty?
Armload of kittehs can get you clawed…..breasts.
i finkz itz tim to quity……
momcat
Obvious ’shop is obvious.
Wait, there are kittens under all of that text?
Captain text eating picture = Fail. D:
cahn wee see diz one widdout de capshun? PLEEZE?? I wahnt too count de kittehs!!
dis is teh tru committeh!
http://ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com/
Oh – “whose toes ar those.” “Leroy’s, of course.” Mai hed almoast splorted frum teh kyootness!!!
Whut a great blog. Thnx 4 sharin. Ets vry sweet.
eben if it foto-shorpied…dat’s still a lot of kittah….
I thought kitteh juggling was banned.
Captain Obveeus says dat dis iz
a kitteh huffing addict.
Needs KHAA.
Nawt to be confuzed wif Khaaaan!
Romeow – cud wee pleez haz a mind meld sumtiem???? Ai will nebber ketchup odderwise!
Oh, I hope they don’t drop all those kittens…
Nawt leiklee, sins et leest haf teh kittehz be fotoshawp kittehs, wich iz veree hard tu drawp.
(Chek out tu upper-raitmoast kittehs a eerz abuv an belo rite said uv “itteh.”)
Wei hav a kworum but no kin find con-sense-us. Meetin jurn’d.
Kawn-sen-sus awn wich kitteh iz teh kyootest unlaiklee tu b reechd ehneetaim sewn.
Cute but wish the kitties werent covered up!
AAAAAAAWWWWWWwwwwwwww *SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
oh mai! dat splort wuz so big, it bloo throo mai CHRG(wdoi)!
Beware the photoshopping!
Bebbeh Kittehz habz
upsetz! Beeg letturrz hydez
dayz natchurrull beewtee
How mennee Bebbeh
Kittehz arz cuddilld in Beeg
Gie’z awrmz?… No wun knoez
Wiggillz heer. Wiggilz
dayr. Bebbeh Kittehz sloallee
reezembillz fur cote
Jack.
Too much Fotochop. Me no likez =(
Is dey who looks at lol capshunz an approvz dem?
‘The doctor said TWINS!
original pic plzkthx?
kitteh is very cute ^_^
OMG ITS THE……
ITTEH BITTEH KITTEH COMMITTEH! BEING A CUTE KITTEH COMMITTEH SINCE 1889ITTEH!! WOOOYEAH!
k thx bai
im back k thx bai k im gonna still sum more foodz k thx bai wait hi im back k thx bai
ps.. PEACE 2 LOLKITTEH!!!!!!!!!