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dont skeeer me like dat!!!
oh, wayte,.. it did kure the hickkups…
but skeering me gibbed me gray hares.
next time, just gibbe a paper bag.
Wow, Mary, House of Spock! You be prolifik this pm!
Con-hic-grats, House of Spocik’s Mar-hic-y! I trine to fink uv a danz wat looks li-hick teh 2 kittehs, an ai giv HIC up!
Dis look like another round of Everybodee be “Kung Fu Fighting!”
Dose paws be fast as lightnin!
oh ho ho hoooooh!
I likes teh gray hares!
an I will hug dem an skweez dem an call dem Gyorj!
(im smirkin at dis imuj ub overleezellus donkee, woman, and a hysterical 911 call)
Doan wurry, mary, i’ll keep mah hoofs off ur hairs! *goes back too bunbun
snorgling*)
Hmm…I juss rememburred sumthing verreh odd…wussunt it Candy’s hair dat
attracted Lenny in teh furst place?
HAIR Lenny, not HARE.
I is goin back too bed. Too eerlee, and still gotz too go too work. *shuffuls off
like snuffuloffaguss*
Conga rats, Mary, House of Spock!
I be placing my bets on da liddle oranje kitteh to win dis fite….I tink she be a female, and will win over da male wid her charm.
fanks! brb
kay. nao i aer bak. dat gumbo duznt cook itsef.
Got teh fyre brigord on stanby-gumbo kin mayke a big mess iffin it boylz ober
Shh-ai set eth fyre alarm off tonite cukkin teh dinner.ICHC iz too distraktin wen cukkin!!!
anudder case ob GMTA
Big congrats MaryO’ aka sweepea!
Yew shure am teh qwik an teh gud!!
Hikkupz be gorn-taht skared teh poot outta him.Awwwww
Congratulayshuns mary! 4 a congratulayshun gift u gits a cheezbrgr…*eets congatulayshun gift* Srry hungr beets all. K thnx bi
Da duel be on now!
en garde, kitteh!
ohai, CH! co-gradulashuns
eye b happee 2 entatayn yooz bowf in teh noolee refyttid tybooteek.
cancashenutalayshunz and martooniez awl rown!
pik a ty. n e ty.
wun siez fitz awl!
I be interested in ty-booteek…..am looking for ty dat haz room for mikro-elektronics and kommunikashuns relay chips, stellar navigatshunal chips, and personal elektro-magnetic field generator. All dis in a nice silk wid anchient Egypshun designs on it.
I wanna lern Krav Maga! But seems moastlee to be street fitin tekneeks, so I prollee awreddee good at it!!
*hiss, stance, poyntee enz*
gibbocat,
kan any kitteh come into the tybooteek? oar izit speshial for does who are nawt second?
here, c’mon in… i heer itz buy one get wun fwee day. tradishunal dayafter leapyearday sale.
Wow!! BOGOFS Ai lub teh barginz.
i can has tys! i akshully has a laybul: “Handmade in Weirdville, NY”
Weirdville,NY is mah desk were i maeks funnee ties foar Xmas – mah line is: “Tired of giving Dad the same old tie for Christmas?” i maeks tehm foar mah stepdaddeh, an tehn i maeks tehm for teh charity tabull at teh Cookies’n'Crafts Xmas sale at Teh Gud Twin’s Church.
Yu can has a fake cow fur tie wif a liddul gowld chain an bell…oar a green dotted silk wif a hyuge red beaded Xmas bulb onit…
.
wun dai i wil put pix on mah website. is teh fun!
ai doo hope you do that, cSmall!! ai, fur wun, wud luv to see them.
gibbocat propryeteer ob teh tybooteek egstrowdenair
ai herd that Kittilishus (what ai wishes) was teh bakorderd or maybe tehy sed bakwerd.
are it to be selled hear? or is tybooteek too eel leet?
Pls to anser soon.
he be lawst in space…
nawt sew lawst mary O’ – juss awf bonin up awn mai tywoneez
sew eye can bawl owt teh supplyerz 4 teh deelay.
Li? na? ka?^(n) ta?ng go?a e? chhia, li? chi?u kai si?.
the sekrit formyula to kittehlishus?
noe, but cloez!!
am tywoneez 4 ‘tush mai kar an eye keel yu!’
Hai, dpeddy
am u referrin 2
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
4 ur kittehz in tehmz dishus!!
noo nawt bleughh flavr Kittelishus gushifudz: abaylabl in awl kwalitee reetayl owtlitz!
bai sum 2 dai!!1
joo noe it mex cents
teh happeh kitteh nawt putz pointee endz in ur leggz!
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
Gib ur kittehz wot tehmz wishus!!
‘Reeeeowww’
wii wuz seeryuzlee konsidderrin been a coneshun owtlit fur teh brand.
sew iph tehr am enuf deemand wii weel ‘mek eet sew’, as teh bawl dood sez.
fanks much gibbocat
lovr teh bald dood ref.
It wuz reelee gud, wuzn’t it?? Maed mee smyle, too.
Congratumayshuns on yor ty wib MaryO’
Sci-fi tipe mind melding purrhapz?
Every body I done mind-melded wid goez on 2 insanitee. Must be da peeple I mind-melds wid!
Doan wurree,ai r used to nursin peepz wib poorlee hed dizeezes!!
Mai hikkups be gone but Iz dead of catastrofik cardeeyak arrest!
aw, wai dint i fink ob dat!
*hic*
ah craps
Teh craps can’t b fixed wif a scaree.
Mebee u tri teh Imodiums?
wutts bad’s wen u tink it’s gunna bee sumtin else.
Den..surprise!
Wutt?
nyoo tek knololgy in hikkupp treetmant: trench coat exibitionist
Prawceejr: trench kawt kitteh sez: “O Hai!” an opns kawt wayd
Rekomendeded prawceejr lokeyshun: pawrkin lot
Rekomendeded prawceejr time: dusk
Success reit up to date: 100%
plz to not yooz dis tek kneek at hawm, may cawz unusual sayd deffects
sports annownser:
1 sec left on da klok n augusteen goez up for da three n…… misses!!!
texas tek winz 83-80 ober #5 texas!!!
wat an upset!!!
AHA! mi hikkups iz kyerd! now u pikups tha pee.
AIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
ohhhhh fankoo !
I had dem hikkiups awl dai!
Holy crap!! I finks u jus skeered 2 ob mah libes away!
hao maneee tiemz duz Ai haf to say it?
I doan wanna danz wif yoo! U doan know hao to leed!
(heding awf to a danz soon – doan fink Ai’ll haf to say taht to N E body – YAY)
have fun! hoam sayfe!!
fanks, cSmall!
I jes getted hoam – wuz much big fun, an I staid much lawnger tahn I thot I wuld. Ai’ll be soar in teh morning!
Yah, but mai unnerware needz washed nao.
i wonst hadda neroutik Dalmayshun hoo wuz skart ob hiz own shadow—he wood bark an charge at other anyimules e hyde hiz feer an akt tuff. Wii also hadda tabby cat hoo wuz a-skart ob nufing. Won day whin teh Dal wuz barkin at teh kitteh, teh kitteh desyded 2 come after teh Dal. He chaste him ’round teh libing room, an teh Dal crapped on teh floor. I fote it wuz funy–dat kat skarrt teh shit outta teh goggie….:-D
Oh, poor googie.
Hehehehe.
mai kitteh does tat 2 mai roommate’s kitteh. roommate’s kitteh acks tuff an is twyce teh size uf mai kitteh but wen she triez to fyte Shade (mai kitteh) her furs go POOF an she runs awai skeered.
eben mai roomie laffs.
mus’ be the start of a new mau mau movement
cosmic rapture
ur leeping crane tekneek iz no match fur mi dubbel rowndhowse keek.
Mai hikkups r losstted, and zoes iz mai trost in jooes!
*Hai, little kitteh, whutz up wid da fight?*
Et tu Brute’?
Dese kittehz r liek mi daisy (oranj) & Rigel! And dey dont liek each odder. Rigel wud be REAL GLAD to ‘cure’ Daisy ob her hikkups. He lurks outside herr room waitin 4 her 2 come out so he kan “cure” her.
Coulda used that when I had hikkupz for 10 days straight. Seriously. It sucked mightily.
Invisible Mortal Combat!
Aktual pikshers of popcats are hard to get – dis a good one.
**hiccup**No dai iz still theres!!!
Matrix….uz in it!
Die! Oh it’s just you Mr.Fluffy