I AM INDIFFERENT
TO YOUR SUFFERING
remember the tiem when u put me in the baff?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: debeh
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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tole u so.
Conga-rats Karen!
What would u b liking for ur furvest frum last cerebrashun?
I b thinking uv “Bottle uv wine, fruit uv teh vine, when u gonna let me get sober.”
is dat sum tom paxton i see thar?
kitteh sez ‘ju git yor hed daon in tehr an sniff reel gud wot u did.
Dass wot mii haz 2 putz up wif wen u doan kleen mai bawx regulah!’
nao u noe y eye poopz een yor shooz!
I think a dants suggeschun bee needed heer.
I cud cum up wiff sum appropriate, albeit…pleh wuns…
My advise: go eet up some grass. Alwayz maykes me feel more betterer.
Daisy!!!! OMC!!!! we love this site!! My Momma sed her one kitteh used to do this EVERY day when she was sicked when she was carrying her human kitten… Daddy sed it was called “Morningk Sikness” Momm sed it was “Alla Timez for 9 munths Sikness” Pogie wood sitz onna back of Momma when Momma was coffin up teh hairballs.
hahahahaha
We loves yoo Daisy!!
Ms Tiger Woods, in Canada
teh goggie rec-o’mends it too.
mebbe u wud liek a littl hare uv teh dawg??
and den when ur done wid teh hair u can givez me teh rest of teh dog muahahaha!
concatyewlayshunz, karen, awn yur nawt sekund.
*sownz ob fuzzy pawz clappin*
Hare uv teh dawg?? Teh dawg haz a bunny-wabbit??
An y wud he want to steel teh dawg’s wabbit??
I getz so confusicated aroun heer.
Yay 4 Karen!!!! 4 yer nawt Second, (does that mean itsa minute?)
Aye must go ponder this
cud b ‘hour’ kweschun ov teh dai..?
obligatory “groooooaaan!”
Hyooman maked a gud chaer!
At lest kitteh is no sittin’ on hyooman’s hed. Dikitteh knows kitteh who does it allatime.
Alla tyme? Yu spendeen tu mush tyme prayin tu teh porslin gawds, dikitteh.
Bedderer yu dwinks moar waddur, lkye teh kittehs!
Nooo Kitteh sits on mah hed whin I sleepin’ on teh couch. I dun spends moosch tyme prayen to dah pourshlin gawds, rly.
I cood cayr less abot ur thron hugging, u make a cumffy chayr.
Poor hooman, at leest she haz a nyce watch tan lyne, and purrty kitteh.
Cieling cat no like worshup of porsilin god, hoomun.
eye beleeve dis iz calloss cat.
OMCC!!! I laff so hard I fall off my chair …. I meen hooman.
ROFLMAO!!!
Hoomens!
Silli but comfi…
Showin’ solidarity wif your suffering by seeking full comfort and warm toesies.
Dis capshun is funnee–but in mai expeeryence, is rong. Dis is kittehs’ way of showing simpafees. Wen u is in distress, dey comes an sits on u.
Feels bedder nao?
mai katz muss awlwaiz fink eye r in diztress -
cawz dey am awlwaiz sittin awn mii! ?
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dey kud b ryt!!1
kittehs is awlwayz rite.
Der iz mush truf in dis. Gud kittehs liekz 2 sitz awn hoomanz 4 lotz uv reezunz, inklooding kumfortz uv teh hoomanz, getting snorgles, getting warm, getting pettingz, getting more snorgles, getting hoomanz up 2 oppin kanz uv gushifud 4 teh kittehs, etsetera, etsetera…
nebber haz a trooer werd been spowken.
Ackupunksher — ur doing it rong
I gibs u massassages, makes u feel bedder.
Win!
Indifferent hyoomin
Haz a camera.
!
Interesting……
Gud poynt. Sumbuddy hadz tu hav tayken pikshur. Dat sumbuddy wuz prolly laffin tu!
Modern art kitteh is always center of attention
Ha! That’s my cat and my wife! I was wondering if it would ever show up here. I posted it to mycathatesyou.com several years ago.
So my wife wasn’t feeling to well, clearly, but any time there’s an opportunity for the cat to get higher than people is one she will take. So she crawled up on my wife as I sat next to her on the tub in sympathy, but laughing. I told the cat to stay where she was while I got the camera and she dutifully did. I snapped several pics, then decided I needed one with the flash. When the cat moved to get down, I asked her to stay there so I could use the flash. I took some flash pics, thanked the cat and then she jumped down and went on her way.
The wife felt better in an hour or so.
dis is ur wief? u r guy wif kamra? an u r not ded? whut a nise wief u haz!!1!
Ai thot dat hoo ebber tuk teh pikshur wuz laffin!!
I mite hold yer hair outa da way, but i no haz posable fumbs.
HEY! Dint your Mama ever teach you to LIFT THE SEAT, FIRST???
Too mennee drinkses on Frydeg nite,maykez fur a mizzerable Caturday.
Whair iz teh hairbal?
Can u hurree up plz? iz hz 2 drink out of de toiwlet!
Kthnx
Yur fuuds all gone now. U hungree?
I gives u sum of my fuuds, smell dem?
Smells liek fiss.
Ai finks teh hooman iz prolly gonna hab a baybee inawile. We spendz free munz liek dis sumtimz. No fiss PLZ-wup, KTHXBAI… whoopsie…
thats mai thinks too
mebbe kitteh is indiffrent ’cause kittehs dont do the three-months-throw-up-a-lot thing
also cant believe so much fuss about just one bebbeh
kittehs make five, six, seven at a taim
No, no, no,….kitteh….U can flushes teh goggee down teh terlet….
Bad Cat!
um…i meens…NO can flush
Also indifferent to ur hotpants. and watch tan. and boycut.
When you’re done there, please put some food in my dish.
Military Genius Cat
alwayz seeks teh high ground
human sez i herd you the furst gabiliyuntee times nawt to has blue zonkees dat Kafleen meks, speshully awn m t stumak.
nao, geddof my bak!!
The guy who capped the picture is in soooo much trubbul……leave her aloan, meen foto guy.
Opportunistic Photographer
wil soon be bak in teh dating pool
Thank God, kitteh knew the Heimlich maneuver
ai dunt kare if yu b sik! FEED ME!
Hold still hooman. Pleese to not heave so much, makin me feel a leettle queasee myself.
Whut u meen? I IS halping u!
SOCIOPATH KITTEH IS SOCIOPATHETIC
Yipee! Snowshoe siamese make me happy. This looks almost exactly like our snowshoe, and she LOVES the bathroom and water.