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TO YOUR SUFFERING

remember the tiem when u put me in the baff?

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cweenmj

Conga-rats Karen!
What would u b liking for ur furvest frum last cerebrashun?
I b thinking uv “Bottle uv wine, fruit uv teh vine, when u gonna let me get sober.”

7

is dat sum tom paxton i see thar?

 
 
gibbocat

kitteh sez ‘ju git yor hed daon in tehr an sniff reel gud wot u did.
Dass wot mii haz 2 putz up wif wen u doan kleen mai bawx regulah!’
nao u noe y eye poopz een yor shooz!

 
 
kafleen

I think a dants suggeschun bee needed heer.

I cud cum up wiff sum appropriate, albeit…pleh wuns… :P

 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

My advise: go eet up some grass. Alwayz maykes me feel more betterer.

Ms. Tiger Woods

Daisy!!!! OMC!!!! we love this site!! My Momma sed her one kitteh used to do this EVERY day when she was sicked when she was carrying her human kitten… Daddy sed it was called “Morningk Sikness” Momm sed it was “Alla Timez for 9 munths Sikness” Pogie wood sitz onna back of Momma when Momma was coffin up teh hairballs.

hahahahaha

We loves yoo Daisy!!

Ms Tiger Woods, in Canada

 
Phillipe d'Beaker

teh goggie rec-o’mends it too.

 
 
karen

mebbe u wud liek a littl hare uv teh dawg??

NathanaelB

and den when ur done wid teh hair u can givez me teh rest of teh dog muahahaha!

 
gibbocat

concatyewlayshunz, karen, awn yur nawt sekund.
*sownz ob fuzzy pawz clappin*

 
cweenmj

Hare uv teh dawg?? Teh dawg haz a bunny-wabbit??
An y wud he want to steel teh dawg’s wabbit??
I getz so confusicated aroun heer.

 
 
Bubbashoomin

Yay 4 Karen!!!! 4 yer nawt Second, (does that mean itsa minute?)
Aye must go ponder this

gibbocat

cud b ‘hour’ kweschun ov teh dai..?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

obligatory “groooooaaan!” ;-)

 
 
 
dikitteh

Hyooman maked a gud chaer!

At lest kitteh is no sittin’ on hyooman’s hed. Dikitteh knows kitteh who does it allatime.

Elvis

Alla tyme? Yu spendeen tu mush tyme prayin tu teh porslin gawds, dikitteh.
Bedderer yu dwinks moar waddur, lkye teh kittehs!

dikitteh

Nooo Kitteh sits on mah hed whin I sleepin’ on teh couch. I dun spends moosch tyme prayen to dah pourshlin gawds, rly.

 
 
 
becbelle

I cood cayr less abot ur thron hugging, u make a cumffy chayr.

Poor hooman, at leest she haz a nyce watch tan lyne, and purrty kitteh.

 
Missy

Cieling cat no like worshup of porsilin god, hoomun.

 
somuchlove

eye beleeve dis iz calloss cat.

 
cweenmj

OMCC!!! I laff so hard I fall off my chair …. I meen hooman.
ROFLMAO!!!

 
MiniMoppel

Hoomens!
Silli but comfi…

 
Cat lap

Showin’ solidarity wif your suffering by seeking full comfort and warm toesies.

 
doctorcat

Dis capshun is funnee–but in mai expeeryence, is rong. Dis is kittehs’ way of showing simpafees. Wen u is in distress, dey comes an sits on u.

Feels bedder nao?

gibbocat

mai katz muss awlwaiz fink eye r in diztress -
cawz dey am awlwaiz sittin awn mii! ?
.
dey kud b ryt!!1 :?:

sweepea

kittehs is awlwayz rite.

 
 
Feelionophiliac

Der iz mush truf in dis. Gud kittehs liekz 2 sitz awn hoomanz 4 lotz uv reezunz, inklooding kumfortz uv teh hoomanz, getting snorgles, getting warm, getting pettingz, getting more snorgles, getting hoomanz up 2 oppin kanz uv gushifud 4 teh kittehs, etsetera, etsetera…

Tidmum

nebber haz a trooer werd been spowken. :smile:

 
 
 
expat

Ackupunksher — ur doing it rong

 
Icanhaspint?

I gibs u massassages, makes u feel bedder.

 
 
Icanhaspint?

Indifferent hyoomin

Haz a camera.

 
Little Bird

Gud poynt. Sumbuddy hadz tu hav tayken pikshur. Dat sumbuddy wuz prolly laffin tu!

 
 
Ramlyburger Cat

Modern art kitteh is always center of attention

 
Moni3

Ha! That’s my cat and my wife! I was wondering if it would ever show up here. I posted it to mycathatesyou.com several years ago.

So my wife wasn’t feeling to well, clearly, but any time there’s an opportunity for the cat to get higher than people is one she will take. So she crawled up on my wife as I sat next to her on the tub in sympathy, but laughing. I told the cat to stay where she was while I got the camera and she dutifully did. I snapped several pics, then decided I needed one with the flash. When the cat moved to get down, I asked her to stay there so I could use the flash. I took some flash pics, thanked the cat and then she jumped down and went on her way.

The wife felt better in an hour or so.

No1

dis is ur wief? u r guy wif kamra? an u r not ded? whut a nise wief u haz!!1!

 
Little Bird

Ai thot dat hoo ebber tuk teh pikshur wuz laffin!!

 
 
SueBooCat

I mite hold yer hair outa da way, but i no haz posable fumbs.

 
johnson442

HEY! Dint your Mama ever teach you to LIFT THE SEAT, FIRST???

 
Tidmum

Too mennee drinkses on Frydeg nite,maykez fur a mizzerable Caturday.

 
marmot

Whair iz teh hairbal?

 
Hyla's Brook

Can u hurree up plz? iz hz 2 drink out of de toiwlet!

Kthnx

 
mamarosa

Yur fuuds all gone now. U hungree?
I gives u sum of my fuuds, smell dem?
Smells liek fiss.

Jessarakitty

Ai finks teh hooman iz prolly gonna hab a baybee inawile. We spendz free munz liek dis sumtimz. No fiss PLZ-wup, KTHXBAI… whoopsie…

zipper

thats mai thinks too

mebbe kitteh is indiffrent ’cause kittehs dont do the three-months-throw-up-a-lot thing

also cant believe so much fuss about just one bebbeh

kittehs make five, six, seven at a taim

 
 
 
kafleen

No, no, no,….kitteh….U can flushes teh goggee down teh terlet….

Bad Cat!

 
 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

Also indifferent to ur hotpants. and watch tan. and boycut.

 
K T Cat

When you’re done there, please put some food in my dish.

 
catalogical humor

Military Genius Cat
alwayz seeks teh high ground

 
mary O'Spockn

human sez i herd you the furst gabiliyuntee times nawt to has blue zonkees dat Kafleen meks, speshully awn m t stumak.

nao, geddof my bak!!

 
 
miss foots

The guy who capped the picture is in soooo much trubbul……leave her aloan, meen foto guy.

catalogical humor

Opportunistic Photographer
wil soon be bak in teh dating pool

 
 
rodney dill

Thank God, kitteh knew the Heimlich maneuver

 
no 1 in particular

ai dunt kare if yu b sik! FEED ME!

 
greasycat

Hold still hooman. Pleese to not heave so much, makin me feel a leettle queasee myself.

 
 
VIRZAN TILLWEED

SOCIOPATH KITTEH IS SOCIOPATHETIC

 
Ashlie

Yipee! Snowshoe siamese make me happy. This looks almost exactly like our snowshoe, and she LOVES the bathroom and water. :-)