I’z this many now.
last year’s birfday didn’t go so well…
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omg first! srry..
iz not teh fursty birfday, deres tree canduls on teh cake.
yesh, an heez howding up free fingers, too. Sea—smart kitteh!
Noez, he/she meens dat he/she wuz da furst 2 commentz. Iz verry hard 2 do.
happi nawt sekund, lolzorsx2zors! naym yur drink nd danse!
O Hai N1iP,
ar yew otay?
Yew bin kinda qwiet.
aiz just awn ebbry so offen. ai seeps kindov laet tewdai.
As lawng az yew am otay.
Ai wuz a bit wurryed.
yez, ai’m fyne.
wuz sik foar a liddle while wif a coled, but ai’m almost bedder, nao!
thx foar askin.
ai’ll b goen foar a awlmost a week in midmarch. ai can haz mission trip/vacation? YAY!
Congratulayshuns lolzorsx2zors. <.< …Nyce name…..
hurry up an sings to me so i can nom nom nom!
eye can haz mai kayk – ai need eet!
Happy burthdeh little buddy
That’s a very big cake for a cat.
Quite a lot of cigarettes, too.
A cake and some packs of smokes for my birfday, Yum!
kittehs fink ebbery caturday b ther brfday
Mai kitteh Napoleon rilly haz birfday today. He is 16.
We gotted him as litl kitn hoo had been resqued frum teh streetz in town. Wuz a bit skitzy bak den, but turnded into sooper luvcat.
aww, hooray! Happy Brfday, Napz, hoap ur caek haz 4 tiemz as menny candlols, nd 4 tiemz as big as dis kitteh’s caek
Happee Purrday Napoleon!!
Heer am a prezzint ob teh bestest nip an sum meeces fur yew.
in kitteh yeerz or hyooman
my kitteh iz abowt ate&a haf. so heez sumware arownd 60 in kitteh yeerz.
Napoleon sez “Fank you” for all yur good wishes. He is 16 in hyooman yeerz– dat’s 80 in kitteh wunz.
I iz usin teh table wot sez, “20 yeerz fur teh firsty yeer, den 4 for ebery subs… subq.. ebery yeer after dat.”
Hims sissy (by adopshun) will be 21 teh end uv dis munf — we figyer dat is 100 in kitteh yeerz.
We is runnin a kitteh retirements center…
ai just figyurz seben yeers foar eech yeer.
hoep Napoleon live happili foar menny, menny moer yeerz!
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Fank yoo fur teh hugz, an rite bak atcha!
And Tidmum, Napoleon sez fanks fur teh nip an meeces too. Yum…
He haz bin takin beta blokerz fur teh cardiomyopathy fur neerly 4 yeerz naow, an so far he iz doin fien. We hoep he haz menny moar birfdays too!
Ohai Cassidy,
yew am a verree sweet purrson.Yaw kittehz bee in teh best of care wib yew.
Awwwwwwwwwww..
Aw, fanks! *blushing an kicking ground wif toes*
happy birthday napoleon
Mai fambly kittehz(at mai parentz) ar awl in der awtum yeerz.
Seven an Fifi beez 18
Clawed beez 16.
We hadz a beeytiful tortie cawlled Looby-Lou hoo wuz 23 wen she wen ober teh bridge.
We hab been berry lukkee wib awl owr Kittehz.Onlle wun went yung(car)
awl teh rest been between 17 an 23.
Goggies libbed lawng too.Awl between 11 an 13 witch is gud fur Dalmayshunz.
Teh two current Dallys be 10 an 11.
Lotz ob gud libbin an lubbin in owr fambly.
wau teh kittehs nd goggies in ur fambly r blesst by seelin kat 2 gibs ur fambly bak teh lubbin dey gets from dem. sooo khy00t. i hoapz mai otter kittehz lib 2 der awtum yeerz. 1 kitteh went 2 c seelin kat foar gud will b 1 yr ago in 2 wks. butt him r yung
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Iz awlwayz teh sad wen teh kittehz an goggies go ober to teh anjel home.
Ai still miss awl mai furry frenz.
Gotz lotz ob memmereez taht make me happytayl tho.
But ai noe ai will see dem agen wun day.
Apparentlee der am a lubbly meddow tehy awl play in.
I r goin der wun dai.
awwwwwwwww ay’m gettin teeeery eyed. yr kittehs am rubbin on teh laigs ob teh angels.
OMG, I walked past da livin room to da famblee room, an cooda swored I seen Willem layin awn da arm uv da cowch, an den heard him THUMP down onto da floor to come runnin….
He nebber lived in dis howse tho…. I also feel him jump onto da bed to snuggle sumtiemz…. I miss him so mush…..
…sigh…ah, Someday….
Ai remembur. . .what yoo said then.
Puhliz gimme some cake burday kitteh.
An u gotzes me teh prezzies I wanted! A backwardz clock an three boxes of KENT!
Chain Smoking Cat
is jonesin’
zmoekiiinnn!!!
The smoke comapny sez they will make kitteh’s taste buds more alive (by which they mean not alive)
youtube /watch?v=SF1uCN-jTJM
Nayls in teh cawfin kitteh.
dat clawk goin bakkerdz?
Nawt gunna halp.
Eet ur caek.
Chain Smoking Cat
iz limitin hiz future burfdays
happi birfdai tew mee,
happi birfdai tew mee!
happi birfdai, deer meeeee!
happi birfdai tew meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
De cheezburger caek wif de samnon moose frostin–nom nom nom
You say it’s your birthday
It’s my birthday too, yeah
They say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.
(iz nawt reely mah birfday, but iz a gud sawng)
beetlols-yay!
Do u sware to tells teh troof
teh hold troof
and nuffing but teh troof
so halp u Ceiling Cat?
.
I nom.
.
U may begin nomming.
eye swearz onna stack ob cheezburgerz…
Skuze meh, I wanted a cake frum skratch.
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U sellabrate mah birfdai by gibbing meh a caek filled wif trans fats, kemicals, and carcinogens?
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Stoopy hoomins, dey frot teh worst I cud do waz poop in their shoos.
yabbut, Iz soo sweety, juss like yoo, kitteh!
Ai agrees wif yoo, Romeow!! what kindz ov peeepls bit tehre luved wuns caek filled wif trans fts, kemicals, and carcinogens!!! *indignent snert*
Oh wayte!!1 Ai noes. Wuns wif poop in there shooz!!
Forgetz teh transfats, I’ll just fire up a smoke.
JCH4K,
I tell u a secret…
*whispers*
I bakes eberyfing frum skratch, so I no lieks teh stuff from teh store.
In mah snobby opinion, u can’t mix Crisco wif sugar and call it frosting.
.
Of couse, iffs ur comparing teh frosting to Kents, I guess it’s nawt so bad.
I need moar nip before moar pikshurs.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/30/funny-pictures-i-feel-inside-but-am-too-cool-to-express/#comments
Hao can I cuts teh caek wif no fumbs?
What kinna kakes is dat we wunders?
Choklit Moose?
Fishee Frosting?
Cod Custard?
yellafin toona layuh kaek
an dat am 4 shoor teh salmon frostinz!!
dekkyrated wif kibbulz an fisshee treetz.
nommm nommm
no, no, thx. ai blo mai own candels owt.
*ai doan want ur stoopy flu jerms on mai kake*
teh caek wuz maed bai zauberflote! thx!
ebber thyme eye herez ’bout ZF’s kake, my mouff towtally wadders, no fair teesing mii wiff unrekwited anty-hissy-paychun!!!
I can haz eyes kreem too plz?
cabbiar flavur?
’s bedder dan dat garlick eye-scream frum Stend—-PLEH!
It hassa flavur an a texchair:
sweet ‘n’ sawlty—creemy ‘n’ poppy-crunky!!!
yoo can haz kake an eye-cream burger, kitteh
i can seez piktur plz?
I can opens mah preznits wif mah clawz
They donut cawl me “Edward poynty-pawz” 4 nutthin’!
congratzulations…
Pwees don smok ciffergets, kitteh.
Hippy Birdday two ewes…
dats wot teh Kwiban catzes sing!
ummmm cayk…nomnomnomnomnomnom
Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a pack of Kents
teh old man grab me n sez “smok up jonnee”
Breakfast Club ref!!
Kittehs grow up so fass….
Teh kake iz a lye!
Nubcat. Mine turns 20 this april.
Oh, diss kitteh so sweet an snorgullubbull!! Wutt a pweshus! An dat sweet littul
nonshallant expresshun as hee shows his paw!
*hopes dis bee a kitteh cake mades ub libbur and uddur kitteh noms*
P.S.. Aren’t those cig packs, like….twice the size ub normul? Or does I hab a tuma?
P.S.S…hassunt red teh thred…tired donkee i is
Has yoo been werking too hard, kafleen?
Oh, Janet, u show know bettur by now, I NEBBUR works HARD…heehee…
butt *frowns* I doo think I hab sum percepshual damage..I has uddur percepshual oddities too…:???:
(it’s not a tuma)
Kitteh are not legal smokin age. No cigrets for you.
NO!!!! DUN EAT DAT!!!!! DA KAKE IS A LYE!!!!!!!!1!11!!
Yay for you, kitteh! It are my birfdays too!
happy birfday!
thank you!
Happy Birdy to me? So where is this frikken’ birdy anyway?
Cat get cigarettes for birfday?
i just want to say, you made this on the exact day of my birthday, and i love it.
LUV FOR BIKECAT!
Pee Ess: Should have bikecat tag. Yes.
Is this same kitty who was sitting in washer scrutinizing saying “This is relevant to my interests”? It looks just like that kitteh. Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!
proper caption could also say… “i would also like some cake.. No? well i have claws!!”
I has a birfday 2dai 2! I has a happee at 1 yeer oldur!
te he est mine kittikatis birfdai 2dai hapy birfdai eric! x-x