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this last wuz 99385

Teh otter two ar Barney and Cinders. Barney came to us awn a dark an reaine nit the day after mai dad died. an is know far and wide as the most wunnerful cat in the shirled. We SUSPEKT, but do nawt now – that he may be teh fadder of Fin an Fiona. He’s a creemee red cat. Cinders iz awl grey wif longish hair. She wuz a rescue cat frum teh vet.

Fin an Fiona were borned in ar truk shed to a stray kitteh. We capchured them awl and now KatyKitty (mother) and Frankie (lukin much liek Fin) and Odin (a littlr fulr lukn somwhat liek fiona bor moar toartee wif a patch over her eye – ar now libbin wif mai sister.

Fun, isn’t it, to tawk about ar kittehs!!?

Sorry, my inner grammar troll was speaking. Let’s try my nice helpful personality.

Lolcat is a very special pidgin language that tries to approximate the babytalk we say to our cats. Yes, it is infantile. This is deliberate, as we want to go back to that time in our life when there was no worse insult than “stoopy head” and before our creativity and inner voices were squelched in acclimation to the brain deading hell hole known as “the real world.” Feel free to live there all you want; we would rather live in this special place where people babble lovingly to each other. Our lolcat language is our way of saying to each other, “We’re children again. Let us recreate the joy of childhood now that we know just how precious it is.”

I will post it before 2PM EST, because after that I am going to Chicago with my sister to see “Eugene Onegin” at the Lyric Opera.

And – so you can be pondering it in the meanwhile – it has nothing to do with children.

Have you been looking for some time? Or is this you first venture into our world? It makes a difference. Because – if you try to read for a while, you will begin to understand it. And as you understand it, you will see what we are doing.

A hint is – if you don’t get it – try saying it out loud.

As this is the funniest place on the face of the earth, it would be well worth your while, I think, to put in the effort. If your sense of humor matches ours, you will be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams.

Nope. Not on my ittybittyMac. Sigh.

i think you dropped deese: c ly, , b ‘ adn 3 ‘ adn a .

*ponders* how duz she no wut i luks adn sounds like?

(klik hear 4 teh ful bloo danyoo xperiance)

Da seen in GQ reellee struk me, I had dis payj up, an da yung guy wuz sayin to AR hao he alwayz thot uv him az a fadder, an den AR gets awl intents wen da kid dies, an I got awl teeree ayed.

But I also notisst dat as AR’s karaktur got moar into da akshun arown him, hims prostetic hed thingie got moar realistic! Liek he wuzzint in karactur NE moar, he WUZ dat guy! But den it got awl tornd up aftur awl da akshun….

A good moobee, berree under-raytid….

i wuznt twing to twik you. i aer nawt dat clevah. looks like you fergotted teh ; (semicolon)at the end ob the magik spell.

i find dat whole numberlokkeypadalt thingy twikyier dan doin teh nombers.. on dish compyuter you alsew has to press teh Fn butloln to gets da blue numbers ontoppa lettahs. adn you hafta stik out yur tung just teh rite amt. adn did i mention, teh planets orbiting setii alpha have to be in aligment, alsew.

An well dun, RevWlado!!!! Purrfeklee lufflee! – an kwaked!! A virchuozo purrfurmintz!! Brav-OH!!

But teh menshun ov the ded fren. . . *arvhglrdp*. . . ai can see how it cud happen!

It’s teh wun thing ai cannawt rap mai brayne around. . .Deff.

Ai nebber had teh problem ov getting anodder kitthe becuz awl ov mine came tomee awn their own. Ai dint hav ene choyce!! Which iz also wehn ai lerned taht yoo do not hav to werk verree hard to pik a kitteh. Almoast ene will be a constant delite.

It alwaiz maeks mee laff to heer teh non-kitteh peepl tawk about catz, becasue they hav NO idea about teh giant purrsonalites lurkin in each an ebree wun ov them. Nor teh amounts ov luv teh kittehz can gib to yoo. If yoo will awnlee let them.

Ar yur kittehs blak an cream colored, liek their nayes? Please to be giving tehm a liddle snorgle frum mee too, pleez.