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He said I was ‘dopted.

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Cookie's Human

Mom has interesting historeeeee

Cookie's Human

The love child that be a reminder.

mary O'Spockn

cog rat ulashuns!

dang, nao i got the Lovechild eerwerm . Diana Ross n Supreems?

kafleen

8-O

Dat’s juss too poignant furr mee too dants too.

Gibs meh teh teereh eyes.

I can has genuflecshun fur teh nawt secund, instead? :???:

Cookie's Human

Genuflecshuns always be good 4 da soul.

kafleen

tanks, cookie’s speshul caregibbur.

I wills doo dat.

 
 
 
 
Moira

Congratulayshuns CH! Duck, duck, chick! Goos? Pah!

 
 
 
Cookie's Human

Or it be Angelina Jolie/Duck, working on x-panding her brood.

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

ugly dukling will sumday be swann

mary O'Spockn

dont lissen to yer bubba. he wuz dropped own hed when hatched.

mary O'Spockn

now go play whifee chudder.

cSmall

don come back tiliz dark owt - y’heer?
kidz…

 
 
mary O'Spockn

das okay baybee. i luvs you just teh way you are. #&9835;

gibbocat

fanx 4 anuddah earwurm!! ;)

 
 
 
 
 
kafleen

iss alreddee. much purdeeur dan uddurs. Sticks owt all brite and prettee.

jamamakitty

iz has teh goldie glow! luks sew happie!!

 
 
 
lolnascar

I luvs u jest the same littlol one

 
cSmall

hmph. wuzzat, MayWeeSweePea? izzit a hart? it don werk on Safari…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

An we harts yoo too, Melissa. ai’m awn safari an don’t noe how to maek hars.

OH!! DUH!!!

♥♥♥♥♥

(copy n pyaste - werks ebree tiem!!)

 
 
 
 
 
sweepea

wuz sposed to be noats but i rebersed the # and the &

AlehKitteh

Ai still just gets &# when Ai copies and pastes. How you makes notes? Ai reely needs to make notes.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Alex - don’t c ‘n p teh &#. Just do it fur the reel notes. That’s what ai just did.

BamaHern

#%&*!
i jes b particlepatening n teh cussin!!!!ein!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOLZ!!! LOLZ!! :D

 
mary O'Spockn

HOLY COW itz cuss werds. Get teh sope…

mary O'Spockn

Dis be for teh messajez ↕

i wuznt twing to twik you. i aer nawt dat clevah. looks like you fergotted teh ; (semicolon)at the end ob the magik spell.

i find dat whole numberlokkeypadalt thingy twikyier dan doin teh nombers.. on dish compyuter you alsew has to press teh Fn butloln to gets da blue numbers ontoppa lettahs. adn you hafta stik out yur tung just teh rite amt. adn did i mention, teh planets orbiting setii alpha have to be in aligment, alsew.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
kafleen

*screems an beeets hoofs wiff frusstrasshuns*

gibbocat

ms mary O’ haz bin windinz yall up! ;)
teh noatz strtz wif teh ‘&’ ‘#’ den eefur 9834 oar 9835 den teh ‘;’
liek sew ♪ ♫
oar teh keebrd shawtkutz, eeff yur in bindoze XP, ov
ewzin teh numbapad wif
howldown ‘alt’ an priz teh ‘13′ oar ‘14′
liek sew: ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ an teh noat appeerz wen u releez teh ‘alt’
.
*wispurrz*
did eye lern gud ms mary O’ ??

gibbocat

ob kawz fur teh ‘numbapad fing
yew mussa prizzd teh ‘numlok’ nawt secund sew teh liddul liet shynz..
an iffen liek mii, tehr am no numba ‘13′ oar ‘14′ on yoar numbapad,
yew juss priss teh ‘1′ den ‘3′ oar ‘1′ den ‘4′
awl dun ♫ lala
kthxbai

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

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AlehKitteh

¡£13jl1313

Nope. Not on my ittybittyMac. Sigh.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

AlwhKitteh - shud werk.

Just type

&
#
99834
;

but put them awl in a row togedder.

𘗻

this last wuz 99385

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

EEEEK!!! Wai dint it werk????

Oh - ai see - too menee 9s


 
 
cSmall

:mrgreen: :mrblue: :mrred:
:msgreen: :msblue: :msred:

 
cSmall

sadly, emoticon faces do not have a rainbow view, and are misogynist to boot. :mad: :!: :roll:

 
mary O'Spockn

ROFL!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Melissa

Well…..
u was chosen.
U R SPESHUL!!! I pikded u.

ALL DOPTID KIDZ RAYSE U GLASS!!!
WE R TEH CHOSIN!

Soree, I’z doptid, an I gits awn mah hi horsee summatiem.
I cuddnt ask foar bettur parints.

cSmall

don’t ever apologize for that Melissa!!
{{{Melissa}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Melissa’sParents}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 
Cookie's Human

Az I wunce said long ago (on da pikshur “I’m adopted???!!!!”):

My dearest little one, you are child of my heart, not of my body. I could not love you more.”

Ask my fuzzy children…dy be waitin’ for dere mama’s fuzz to grow in!

Cookie's Human

Speakin’ of my beloved chidren of mai heart, I’d like to take a moment to say a few werds about mai favorite of all favorite children of my heart I’ve had: my beloved Amir, who passed over da rainbow bridge a year ago yesterday.

Amir (”Prince” in Arabic) wuz an incrdibly handsome buff-colored male who looked just like Ceiling Cat. He had two distinkt personalities: his sweet loving self that purred so hard he’s drool on U; he insisted on sleeping next to me, sitting next to me, following me around from room 2 room 2 room. Amir supervized all things in da haushold: he always be dere as we work on anything to lay on the next tool we’d be needing. But he be ezily triggered into hiz Darth Amir personalitee: the terrror who who unexpeckedly attack da witless dog (until the peacekeeper kitteh would come along and swat Amir back to sensibility), Amir once kind-of aksidently gave mai huzband a really severe bite and sent mai visiting mum-in-law into hysterics. Amir had to examine every opened door or drawer; every bag or box. If aksidently locked in bathroom (cuz we didn’t know he had come into bathroom with us, and shut the door after we had left), Amir would pee in da wash basin, tear up da toilet paper, and have sex wid da bathmat (although neutered from early age, Amir made love to anything soft: blankets, laundry, jackets laying on chairs of guests). Amir would sumtimes amyoose himself by hiding from me - and I’d be worried he had gotten out of the house - but after searching the haus for an hour, we’d find him laying on a ceiling beam 15 feet above us. I swear he’d smile at me when we “found” him, and then he’d come back down unsummoned so that I could hugs and kisses him.

Amir wuz more trubble than any cat I’d evr had - and hiz Darth Amir side wuz sooo ezy to bring out. But he wuz - and iz always - child of my heart.

I not be asking for hugs or anything; just want to send a mesaage out to mai dear, dear, beloved Amir, who be happily hissing and attacking at everybody on da other side of da Bridge: I misses you so much: you were, are, and always be my favorite Child of My Heart.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Moar sniffs. Cookie’s Human. That iz a moast tuching tribyoot to a kitteh who cleerlee lubbed yoo too wif awl hiz hart.

Yoo do know about teh Princess Mu Meadow, don’t yoo?

mary O'Spockn

*sniff*
*passes Janet the bawks ob tishues*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Thanks, Mais Out. . .ai reelee need these.

 
 
Cookie's Human

No, I duzzn’t.

Cookie's Human

No, I duzzn’t know about the Princess Mu Meadow.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Stay there. Back in a cuppla minits.