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Mom has interesting historeeeee
The love child that be a reminder.
cog rat ulashuns!
dang, nao i got the Lovechild eerwerm . Diana Ross n Supreems?
Dat’s juss too poignant furr mee too dants too.
Gibs meh teh teereh eyes.
I can has genuflecshun fur teh nawt secund, instead?
Genuflecshuns always be good 4 da soul.
tanks, cookie’s speshul caregibbur.
I wills doo dat.
sowy…
doan bee sowy, siwy. Is good.
Congratulayshuns CH! Duck, duck, chick! Goos? Pah!
Or it be Angelina Jolie/Duck, working on x-panding her brood.
Difrant milkman.
ugly dukling will sumday be swann
dont lissen to yer bubba. he wuz dropped own hed when hatched.
now go play whifee chudder.
don come back tiliz dark owt – y’heer?
kidz…
das okay baybee. i luvs you just teh way you are. #&9835;
sigh….♫
fanx 4 anuddah earwurm!!
my pleshure.
iss alreddee. much purdeeur dan uddurs. Sticks owt all brite and prettee.
iz has teh goldie glow! luks sew happie!!
I luvs u jest the same littlol one
#&9835
hmph. wuzzat, MayWeeSweePea? izzit a hart? it don werk on Safari…
♥♥♥♥♥
I heart u awl!!!
An we harts yoo too, Melissa. ai’m awn safari an don’t noe how to maek hars.
OH!! DUH!!!
♥♥♥♥♥
(copy n pyaste – werks ebree tiem!!)
♫ Hey, dats rite!!!
#&9835
or on Vista/Firefox eethur
wuz sposed to be noats but i rebersed the # and the &
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&#
Ai still just gets &# when Ai copies and pastes. How you makes notes? Ai reely needs to make notes.
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Alex – don’t c ‘n p teh &#. Just do it fur the reel notes. That’s what ai just did.
#%&*!
i jes b particlepatening n teh cussin!!!!ein!!
LOLZ!!! LOLZ!!
HOLY COW itz cuss werds. Get teh sope…
Dis be for teh messajez ↕
i wuznt twing to twik you. i aer nawt dat clevah. looks like you fergotted teh ; (semicolon)at the end ob the magik spell.
i find dat whole numberlokkeypadalt thingy twikyier dan doin teh nombers.. on dish compyuter you alsew has to press teh Fn butloln to gets da blue numbers ontoppa lettahs. adn you hafta stik out yur tung just teh rite amt. adn did i mention, teh planets orbiting setii alpha have to be in aligment, alsew.
r u taunting mee?
&39835
9835
*screems an beeets hoofs wiff frusstrasshuns*
ms mary O’ haz bin windinz yall up!
teh noatz strtz wif teh ‘&’ ‘#’ den eefur 9834 oar 9835 den teh ‘;’
liek sew ♪ ♫
oar teh keebrd shawtkutz, eeff yur in bindoze XP, ov
ewzin teh numbapad wif
howldown ‘alt’ an priz teh ‘13′ oar ‘14′
liek sew: ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ an teh noat appeerz wen u releez teh ‘alt’
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*wispurrz*
did eye lern gud ms mary O’ ??
ob kawz fur teh ‘numbapad fing
yew mussa prizzd teh ‘numlok’ nawt secund sew teh liddul liet shynz..
an iffen liek mii, tehr am no numba ‘13′ oar ‘14′ on yoar numbapad,
yew juss priss teh ‘1′ den ‘3′ oar ‘1′ den ‘4′
awl dun ♫ lala
kthxbai
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¡£13jl1313
Nope. Not on my ittybittyMac. Sigh.
AlwhKitteh – shud werk.
Just type
&
#
99834
;
but put them awl in a row togedder.
𘗻
this last wuz 99385
EEEEK!!! Wai dint it werk????
Oh – ai see – too menee 9s
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:msgreen: :msblue: :msred:
sadly, emoticon faces do not have a rainbow view, and are misogynist to boot.
ROFL!
Well…..
u was chosen.
U R SPESHUL!!! I pikded u.
ALL DOPTID KIDZ RAYSE U GLASS!!!
WE R TEH CHOSIN!
Soree, I’z doptid, an I gits awn mah hi horsee summatiem.
I cuddnt ask foar bettur parints.
don’t ever apologize for that Melissa!!
{{{Melissa}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Melissa’sParents}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Az I wunce said long ago (on da pikshur “I’m adopted???!!!!”):
My dearest little one, you are child of my heart, not of my body. I could not love you more.”
Ask my fuzzy children…dy be waitin’ for dere mama’s fuzz to grow in!
Speakin’ of my beloved chidren of mai heart, I’d like to take a moment to say a few werds about mai favorite of all favorite children of my heart I’ve had: my beloved Amir, who passed over da rainbow bridge a year ago yesterday.
Amir (”Prince” in Arabic) wuz an incrdibly handsome buff-colored male who looked just like Ceiling Cat. He had two distinkt personalities: his sweet loving self that purred so hard he’s drool on U; he insisted on sleeping next to me, sitting next to me, following me around from room 2 room 2 room. Amir supervized all things in da haushold: he always be dere as we work on anything to lay on the next tool we’d be needing. But he be ezily triggered into hiz Darth Amir personalitee: the terrror who who unexpeckedly attack da witless dog (until the peacekeeper kitteh would come along and swat Amir back to sensibility), Amir once kind-of aksidently gave mai huzband a really severe bite and sent mai visiting mum-in-law into hysterics. Amir had to examine every opened door or drawer; every bag or box. If aksidently locked in bathroom (cuz we didn’t know he had come into bathroom with us, and shut the door after we had left), Amir would pee in da wash basin, tear up da toilet paper, and have sex wid da bathmat (although neutered from early age, Amir made love to anything soft: blankets, laundry, jackets laying on chairs of guests). Amir would sumtimes amyoose himself by hiding from me – and I’d be worried he had gotten out of the house – but after searching the haus for an hour, we’d find him laying on a ceiling beam 15 feet above us. I swear he’d smile at me when we “found” him, and then he’d come back down unsummoned so that I could hugs and kisses him.
Amir wuz more trubble than any cat I’d evr had – and hiz Darth Amir side wuz sooo ezy to bring out. But he wuz – and iz always – child of my heart.
I not be asking for hugs or anything; just want to send a mesaage out to mai dear, dear, beloved Amir, who be happily hissing and attacking at everybody on da other side of da Bridge: I misses you so much: you were, are, and always be my favorite Child of My Heart.
sniff
Moar sniffs. Cookie’s Human. That iz a moast tuching tribyoot to a kitteh who cleerlee lubbed yoo too wif awl hiz hart.
Yoo do know about teh Princess Mu Meadow, don’t yoo?
*sniff*
*passes Janet the bawks ob tishues*
Thanks, Mais Out. . .ai reelee need these.
No, I duzzn’t.
No, I duzzn’t know about the Princess Mu Meadow.
Stay there. Back in a cuppla minits.
so sorry to keep yoo waiting. Ai can’t find it. And I just rote about it again a few days ago. ai wus SHUR ai had bukmarked it –
I’m going to rite it out again quiklee – shudn’t take long.
That was a beautiful story, made me think of all my
kitteh’s who have gone over the bridge, including
my sweet greasy cat. Made me think of
this poem I have known since childhood.
Put the rubber mouse away,
Pick the spools up from the floor -
What was velvet-shod and gay
Will not need them any more.
What was soft and warm, is cold -
Whence dissolved the little breath?
How could this small body hold
So immense a thing as death?
-Sara H. Hay
Oh greasycat – now you hav REALLEE dun it!! *sniff* *sob* *weep, weep*
who’s got teh hankies??
Thank you greasycat, for da lovely poem. But I take the liberty to add a couple more lines, wid apologees to da author:
What was sot and warm, is cold -
Did its soul fly to up above?
How could this small body hold
So immense a thing as love?
There ar teers streeming frum my aies, maeking it a liddle hard to rite. At my Mom’s haus in teh counree (also locashun ov the Nawtee Barn), we hav a luvlee kittee cemetery. Awn teh hedstone fur Elphaba, ma nephew had inscribed a pome taht always maed me teer up.
Alas – ai cannwt remebur awl of the werds rite now, but iz wuz about grasses taht wud miss the kitteh paws, that wud stir them no moar.
sew sad….. sniff…….. mayweeo sweepea, wair ar dem tishoes? ai needs wun bad!!
oar 2 or 50
2 alleevy 8 teh flud ob teerz b 4 wii am awl worsht awai..
mai eye rekownt teh tail ov mai neybur hoo had teh kewtsum kitteh cawld charlie.
wun dai he cumz hoem 2 fien charlie layin in teh rowd – big sad!! 4 charlie had met a moobin kar an nawt cum owt ob eet 2 gud.
mai neybut cawlz mii inna pannik. whut kin ai du he kriez. an pwoseedz gibbin poor charlie teh kiss ob lief.
eyem been sympafetic an wochin as charlie inflaytz liek teh bullune!!!
mai neybur lux up 2 mii an sez du yu fink he am ded.
eye sey eyem finkin sew! ( tryin nawt 2 laff!! )
wuz a mysrubbul raynee knight but eye wenna dug teh hoel @ teh end ov teh gawdin 4 2 berree poor charlie an huggd mai neybur 2 consoel himz.
But eye cudden help habbin teh chukkul –
finkin bowt taht kissalief buloon cat.
i came frum Bamalama wid Banjo on mai nee
hii wuz gray adn biig adn sweeeet
hiz leg got borked adn had 2 b amputated
later himz pushed teh screen out ob teh winder frame so 2 git
out ob teh partment. goggies got him adn i had to put himz
down.
It was 25 years before I could bring myself to get another cat.
Mai 2 LOLcats r Lumpkin ni Coal adn Champagne Charlie.
iz gonna go gruzzle em naow.
This iz a verree sad storee too, BamaHern. And iz hard, wehn wee looses a kittee, to get anudder wun – an yet – iz teh verree best thing to do. Becuz yoo ar nawt replaicing teh lost kitteh at awl (which cannawt be dun) but just allowing anodder liddle anjle into yur lief to maek yoo happee.
Ai nebber had teh problem ov getting anodder kitthe becuz awl ov mine came tomee awn their own. Ai dint hav ene choyce!! Which iz also wehn ai lerned taht yoo do not hav to werk verree hard to pik a kitteh. Almoast ene will be a constant delite.
It alwaiz maeks mee laff to heer teh non-kitteh peepl tawk about catz, becasue they hav NO idea about teh giant purrsonalites lurkin in each an ebree wun ov them. Nor teh amounts ov luv teh kittehz can gib to yoo. If yoo will awnlee let them.
Ar yur kittehs blak an cream colored, liek their nayes? Please to be giving tehm a liddle snorgle frum mee too, pleez.
hey, BamaHern! i fergotted-where in Bamalama you frum?
I grewed up in Moblol. sigh. misss gulf shores…
Decatur (missin teh Tennesseenneenssne riber)
naow n Decatur Jawja with teh 2 rescued (1 black, 1 cream
wit twny pointz adn a orange belly, only partilly poizn)
an yoo shurlee haz teh im mew nittee. So nice to heer they ar rescew kittehs. An lukki kittehs they ar, ai think!! Iz the blak wun teh kind wif reelee silkee hare?? Eneway, tehy sound liek tehy are reelee pritte – but then – what kitteh iz nawt??
Lumpkin ni Coal iz liek a 8 lbs (avoirdupois) Mane Kune
kitteh wit solid blak silkee hare!! her brutha fum teh saem
mutha iz Charlie. himz naem wuz nerly Mudbelly – butt hez
munch 2 dignitifyde (ha!) 4 dat
fanks 4 axin, JCH4
Az yoo lieklee noe, ai haz 4 kittehs. Two of tehm ar a budder an sister, but yoo wud nebber know it. Fiona iz a qwite small blak kitteh – just a teenee weenee whyte bikin awn hur undersyde. an teh silkies fur ebber. Fin (Glorfindel) iz moar cream tahn red and iz a big loooong cat – long legs, long boddee, long nek. He luks an behaves liek a chausssee – a noo breed feechured in Cat Fancy a few months ago. He’s ar funneh cat. If there iz a crash enewhere – fin did it!!
Teh otter two ar Barney and Cinders. Barney came to us awn a dark an reaine nit the day after mai dad died. an is know far and wide as the most wunnerful cat in the shirled. We SUSPEKT, but do nawt now – that he may be teh fadder of Fin an Fiona. He’s a creemee red cat. Cinders iz awl grey wif longish hair. She wuz a rescue cat frum teh vet.
Fin an Fiona were borned in ar truk shed to a stray kitteh. We capchured them awl and now KatyKitty (mother) and Frankie (lukin much liek Fin) and Odin (a littlr fulr lukn somwhat liek fiona bor moar toartee wif a patch over her eye – ar now libbin wif mai sister.
Fun, isn’t it, to tawk about ar kittehs!!?
Sorree – moast of those stranj wurds were trapped in teh drededed rap around!
wut stranj wurds?
i haz affinimity 4 teh gaylik, so naem ob Fiona iz happi-makin
iz red “Lud ob teh Ringzes” only 5 tymes sew i new Glorfindel
gud naem 4 kitteh!
Blarney & Sinders soundin bootifool.
i wuz nawt bereft ob kitteh lurve 4 25 yrs – i hadz a nice lady
livin wit mii 4 awhile hooz calicimico..kalishnikov.. 3 colurd
kitteh (Mozart) adopteded mii (2 teh ladyz chagrin) az hir
perzun.
wen iz nite, Lumpkin lieks 2 sleep cloz 2 mai face, Charlie
on mai butt
iz fung tawkin about ar kittehs!
But hao cood Deff hold such a ting as a kitteh?
Nao I craiyin so hard, watchin ‘Galaxee Kwest, an AR jus swore venjens fur hims ded fren….
Oh onceajinx – yoo must bee teh awnlee purrson in teh whirled to be caring whilst watching “Galaxee Kwest.”
But teh menshun ov the ded fren. . . *arvhglrdp*. . . ai can see how it cud happen!
It’s teh wun thing ai cannawt rap mai brayne around. . .Deff.
Yah, iz a Big Thing. But so iz Love. An yoo memmerz mai theeree uv deff, rite? Da sea turtlols…
Da seen in GQ reellee struk me, I had dis payj up, an da yung guy wuz sayin to AR hao he alwayz thot uv him az a fadder, an den AR gets awl intents wen da kid dies, an I got awl teeree ayed.
But I also notisst dat as AR’s karaktur got moar into da akshun arown him, hims prostetic hed thingie got moar realistic! Liek he wuzzint in karactur NE moar, he WUZ dat guy! But den it got awl tornd up aftur awl da akshun….
A good moobee, berree under-raytid….
Wun ov mai awl-tiem favoreits, akshullee!!
aww…bofe greasycat nd Cookie’s Hyooman maek me kri! :’(
teh only kitteh ai evr haed that went ovah teh bridge wuz liddle Peanut!
it wuz so long ago, ai dunt member much, but he wuz liddle orinj kitteh hoo wuz veri veri sweet. wii wuz cuming hoem frum church wun niet, ai tink, nd hii ran under mai dadz feetz. mai dad still feelz bad abowt it tew this dai! but iz otay. hii gone ovah teh bridge tew b wif ceiling cat foarevah!
Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoo cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.
Thank U JCH4K – and Princess Mu – for describing this lovely place. It sounds like the place I visits often – never did look at the name on the estableh….istaplish….place. I hugs my dear Amir (and he enjoyed being hugged up.side down, but onlys 4 a few moments!), and I lets my dear little Magick and Midnights lays at my foot and at mais head as they would do in lifes. And dear radiant Leroy, orange cat of a thousand years….the sign on hiz grave reads “Sitting again on the lap of God.” (I always felt God be so kind and generous as to lets me have some of hiz favorite fuzzy ones for a while, then they haz to be returned to Him.) The best dog of my life be there, as do all da kittehs, dogs, sqwirrels, etc I hab da pleashur to knoe in my life. Da nice thing iz, at this establishments, iz dat mai first huzband also be there playing wid the fuzzies wid me, as he wuz also kwite da animal lover.
I misses dem all, but I not be sad, cuz I haz dem in my heart, and I knoes when my turn comes to cross Da Bridge, we all be 2gether again.
“Sitting again awn the lap of God.” *muffled sound ov purrson traing nawt to crai again*
Seems to bee a gud nite fur tears, duzn’t it?
Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad storees of the deaths of fuzzy luvved ones.
*strangled soundz of wun traing reeleee hard nawt to burst into teerz*
But still – ai wud liek to do that sumtime.
nao cut that out!!
{{{{janetcanhasbazillionkittehs, cookie’s human, greasy cat}}}}
mai tears, let me shows yew dem
yah-rly! let’em flow frenz. tears are healing things, especially if you can share them with friends who care.
my tears, frenz, let me show you them
{{{{{{{{{{{{RIP GrandpatheCat, Julius, Claire, Velcro, Kizzie, Ziffy}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I be hoping dat da ICHC mouddership Kommunikatshuns Officer posts mai thank you to U, Janet! I hazn’t seen it yet.
Cud take a wile – but it’s (almost) shur to show up evenshuallee!!
It’s awlmoast as if they were doing a random baggage inspekshun at teh airport!! ebree 5oth commint – open up. did yoo pak this yurself?
It be arrivin’! See my 6:41 post (6:41! ha ha ha – it not be there until 1 minute ago!) Iz whut happens when I lets da kittehs pak the luggage.
Amir was a wunnerful kitteh, Cookie’s Hooman. I kin so relait sinse mai Fen awso havs dat split purrsonalitee an I heart him so much.
Amir will alweys be wif you. Whut a nise tribyoot!
I used to taunts my huzband by telling him very seriously that I could feel two bony growths on top of Amir’s head…that he be growin’ devil horns. Split personalitee kitteh give you two great kittehs for da price of one!
Mai Shakespeare wuz liek that. As sweet an loving a cat (and the wun that ran to the door to greet whomebber wuz coming in – an wuz alwaiz traing to halp) as enewun cud want – but he wuz teh fiercest kitteh ebber.
Once, wehn ai tuk him to the vet fur shots, ai cud see he wuz upset – an ai warned teh vet an vet tek that he cud be – difficult – but they said nawt to werree, they noo what they were doing. Shortlee after, they came out – akshullee bleeding – an suggested taht purrhaps ai shud bring him bak anudder time!
Amir wuz like dat – always hissed and snarled at the vet staff. Wuz always afrayd they’d tell me to find anuther vet.
teh mamakitty jus hydes unner mai arm at teh vet………… after alla her fur jumps out!!
A very handsum vet once explained cats’ “anxiety shedding” 2 me, then pointed to his own thinning spot on the back of hiz head, and sed, “I think I may B x-speriencin’ anxiety shedding myself.”
And I always found whutever color I be wearing, it be da opposite kolor of da kitteh that be anxiety sheddin’.
tankyew CH. eye lubz hym awreddee!
i can haz?
Oh, gosh. u luckee. wutt cud bee better? so eesee too makes a babee. So hard
an spensive too adopt. and wait. and wait.
Adopted children shurlee r teh speshul.
Normul kittehs an duklins gro in tehr mommees tummeees…
‘doptid kitteh an duklins gro in tehr mommees an daddees harts…
ai no cuz ai iz haf-’doptid (mai mommee gaves birf to me, an mai daddee ‘doptid me)
Oh, God, I hope yer mom gives thanx every DAY for that man!
(For a time I was Step-Father to 3 dotters. Dat was 10-20 yeers ago. Never heard the “thanx” part.)
well did you love em? did they love yuo back?
sum times teh lub so strong dey furget dat teh tanks not obveeus!
Yes, sumtymes we forgets dat what we finks is nachural order of tings iz not so E Z for de udder peeples. Sumtymes peeples not noes how to say tings. Prolly.
A.
and den there’s fatherz hoo nebber tell dare dotterz dat dey lubs dem. Teh vater nebber karez 4 hiz kidz. Nebber nyse, onlee meen, an herts dare liddle kiddles. Dies in bed whyle dotter takez kare ob hymn, doh hee nebber taked kare ob her. Dis man naught a fatther at awl. Dis gerl nebber hadda a vater; libbed hole lyfe wiff a stranger.
Sum kidz aughted 2 hab bean ‘dopted so-as dey cood hab reel parentses. Sum naught sew lucky.
srry sad story. 2 menny odderz habba sad storee to tell, 2. Say “fanks” 4 yer good folkses. Lub odders—ebberywon; yoo nebber noes whut dey has bean frou.
Yesh. Me 2.
But I reeeelizd sumpin a fyoo weeks ago. Awl ma lyfe I wannid onlee 2 tings. I wantid a home, an I wantid a famblee.
Tooday, I has dem. Mai home iz in mai hubbee’s arms. An wif him an mai fadder-in-LOL, we’z a famblee, dammit! Always der fur eech uvver, luvvin an furgivin an helpin eech uvver, cuz dat’s wut famblee duz.
Jus rite nao, mai home iz in DC, wurkin. He comes bak layt Munday nite. Sigh.
Liddill fuzzee lump
nawtz luukz t3h saym az uddurrz,
yet no buddee cayrz
Mayz nawt tawllkz t3h saym.
Mayz seez feengz diffrentlee, butz
datz pawr 4 t3h coarss
Liddill fuzze lump
luukz owt 4 himz beeg bruddurrz
andz peittee sisturrz
Andz dayz luukz owt 4
himz 2 wyle Mommeh prowdlee
showz awff herz chilldrenn
Jack.
{{{{jack}}}}}
(Sings:)
“One of these things is nawt like the others…”
“What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?”
oops that be fu fitrs not saysame
Good song!
well the intros pure stairway the chorus is lifted from a kids show, cant be that good.
Foo Fighters FTW!!!
I lub dat song!
Yellow Duck
will live out his dayz
in bathtub
FTW!
Yellow Duck, you is teh most byootifull ub all ub dem. U shines.
Dat’s nawt troo! U jus nawt growed up yet.
dah dah dah dum kwak kwak! kwak kwak!
da dah dah dah dum kwak kwak! kwak kwak!
da dah dah dah dum kwak kwak! kwak kwak!
da dah dah dah dum kwak kwak! kwak kwak!
da dah dah dah dum kwak kwak! kwak kwak!
da dah dah dah dum kwak kwak! kwak kwak!
kwak kwak kwak kwak kwaak!
kwak kwak kwaaak!
kwak kwak kwak! kwak kwak! kwak kwak! ka kwak!
Blue Danube duckie!
Well dun, Pizy Misa!!!
ai can’t beleeve ai missed it – but am shurlee glad yoo were there to ketch it!!
An well dun, RevWlado!!!! Purrfeklee lufflee! – an kwaked!! A virchuozo purrfurmintz!! Brav-OH!!
Cheers, Pizy and Janet!!
(klik hear 4 teh ful bloo danyoo xperiance)
HIS daddee wuz blond!
Wayt, hoo r u and wer’s my udder kid?
Teh old switcheroo.
‘Another caption’
Siz: Bruddah, don’t pay eny ettention to heem. He likez telling fibbz. He tolded me joo were golden child…
Llama llama duck? Jus tink, it cood be wurser!
YELLO Duckie UR DA one
You maEK SWIM TIMZ lotZ oB fun
YELLO Duckie I’m awfully fond oB U= VO DOE DEE OH-
YELLO Duckie joy of joyZ
When I squeeze u, u maEK noiZ
YELLO Duckie u’re my BerRy best friend it’Z trOO
I find a littl fellow who’s cute and yellow and chubby
Rub a dub dubby
YELLO Duckie u’re so fine n I’m lucky tAHt u’re mine
YELLO Duckie I’d like a whole pond of u
YELLO Duckie I’m awfully fond of u
Aw. . .ai nebber hurd awl the werdz befoar. Thankz, SPARKYSMOM!!!
…and you’re made of rubber.
“Momma, why’d you name me Ernie?”
I know those ducks! They’re Dublin duckies.
Why is it everyone feels the need to spell everything incorret? It makes you look and sound like a child. If thats the intent, then so be it, But I am just curious. I dont mean to offend or anything. I am just wondering why everyone on this site does it.. Im confused. I cant even read what half of you said. If someone could please get back to me and let me know. It would be great. Again, I didn’t write this e-mail to offend, I am just curious! Thanks a bunch.
you be missin some parts in yure complaynt form.
*piks up missing parts, hadns dem obber*
i think you dropped deese: c ly, , b ‘ adn 3 ‘ adn a .
*ponders* how duz she no wut i luks adn sounds like?
oo dat’s weerd. it reversified my a’postrofee’s.
this sounds like a job for JCH4K.
thankz, mary. Ai will taek it frum heer. But nawt now – laytur. Rite now – com bak to the blak pishur an plai summoar.
Deer Kourtney. Please come back here tomorrow at this time and you will have your answer. Technically, you are a #6 troll, but because you have asked so very, very nicely, and are clearly no troll at all, I will be happy to answer any questions.
I will post it before 2PM EST, because after that I am going to Chicago with my sister to see “Eugene Onegin” at the Lyric Opera.
And – so you can be pondering it in the meanwhile – it has nothing to do with children.
Have you been looking for some time? Or is this you first venture into our world? It makes a difference. Because – if you try to read for a while, you will begin to understand it. And as you understand it, you will see what we are doing.
A hint is – if you don’t get it – try saying it out loud.
As this is the funniest place on the face of the earth, it would be well worth your while, I think, to put in the effort. If your sense of humor matches ours, you will be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams.
“Yevgeny Onegin” at teh Lyrik? Iz dat teh wun with Anna Netrebko? Wut lukee humanz. My humanz just listn 2 teh operuh on da komputur. All the tyme. Met, Lyrik, teh Bee Bee Cee… it makz me wish they kud sing lik a kitteh.
- Meep
Well a) if you’re going to attack people for bad grammar and spelling, don’t make mistakes yourself (we spell things incorrectly, contractions need apostrophes, etc.)
Sorry, my inner grammar troll was speaking. Let’s try my nice helpful personality.
Lolcat is a very special pidgin language that tries to approximate the babytalk we say to our cats. Yes, it is infantile. This is deliberate, as we want to go back to that time in our life when there was no worse insult than “stoopy head” and before our creativity and inner voices were squelched in acclimation to the brain deading hell hole known as “the real world.” Feel free to live there all you want; we would rather live in this special place where people babble lovingly to each other. Our lolcat language is our way of saying to each other, “We’re children again. Let us recreate the joy of childhood now that we know just how precious it is.”
Why are you calling it an e-mail? That makes *you* look like a child.
Okay, Thanks for the answers. I dont really get it, but hey, to each his own. Thanks again.
nao that’s whut ICHC is awl abowt!
haibai Kourtney! come bak!
U has lernd well yung grasshoppa. [hooman-speek activayt] Don’t worry. For beginners I always translate. “You have learned well, young Grasshopper.” [LOLspeak activate] K thnx bi.
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Omg HONEY U WERNT!bob us is groanded!bob: but mum!!!!!!!!mum: use isgroanded dats fineal!bob: oooo….kkkkkkk……….
Ice Crystals are my life.