Happiness is a warm puppy
to a puppy, happiness is a blue bukket…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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how do you like my new googie wrap?
much nicer thana mink stlole…
because no acshual animals were harmed in teh making ob this garment.
except dat i fink i stoled his heart.
(stoled a goggie’s hart. dunno wut a googie is)
some how the new kitteh’s version of Aliens:Jones”s Rebenge was not being picked up by the major Hollywood studios…maybe if tehy added a few cool songs adn dances, romance adn krikket , it could be picked up by Bolllywood.
mary o haz u been to da wiki speak lolspeak dikshunary latelee?
ai wuz wondering if u liked teh CHRG page ai did for u!
Rosie (rtshores)
i love wot yuv done to da place! YAY, Rosie!
i waz just dere last nite, adn, my-how tings hab chainged-
fnaks furr the hard werk, n creatibibibibitee.
ps Rosie- its me, mary 0 (just on a difrnt computer)
So glad u liekz it! U liekz da CHRG? One ub mai dawters frnz did
dat for us! ai lub it! Thx for cop…col…sayin ai did gud! Rosie
i wuz wundring woo itwas! hao didja talk her into it?!
is those multiplol cyber-eye-dentities a borg thing, purrchance?
eyem finkin mary O’ am ( shud b ‘r’ ) b kummin fritz O’ scenic..?
seh’s beside herself! jus ask!
witch wun???
gud kweschun
wich wai did tey go?
dey cudda spleet up an hab uz surrowndid??!! halp!!
look owt behine yoo…
yes, we’z owt numbered bai a imvisibl mob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pvqQss1ERU
deer moe - gud wun vur the invisibul mob? Waht ai alwai want to know - iz how com ai nebbere noe about ene ov these thingz? Ai am reelee getting an edumacayshun her!!
o, dat wuz just wun ub mai fayvrit Kidz in Teh Hawl sketchez. ackshully, i bleeb menny ub us iz gettin a edumacayshun heer. i lernz mush bowt teh opra, dans, tee vee showz (ai nawt famleeyer wif “the offiss”), jeebus, an awl. den dere iz yoozfull fingz tu lern frum teh paramedikl serbis, frum teh fien peepz hu manajez teh CCC an teh TTT. an wun ub funnyest fingz is lernin bowt childhud gaemz, sawngz an fytin (”moooom! he sed i wuz adopted!”).
dats wai i <3 ICHC!
JCH4K, wut ai wuz tryin tu sai (an didn’t ackshully sai!) iz, yu’z teechin awlso, nawt jus lernin.
{{{{{janet}}}}}
OT - thiz seems to bee teh best plaice ai can find.
Halp!!! Ai needz to maek bold letturs an ai can’t quite do it rite. I’m using a Mac, so ai needs to do it wif the pointy things over teh . and the , . AI NOE it’z eezee, but ai havn’t dun it in a lawng tiem.
Pleezkthankz
eye seam 2 rekawl eet az ‘yor wurd’ an tek teh spayziz owt.
but eye cud b rong..?
mebbeh eye bedduh du taht agin
ewez teh
an tehn yor wurd tehn anudda
an eye hoep eet weks 4 u
buoy iz sum diffikult ewzin teh fing abuv teh ,
wun moah tiem wif pheelin!!
hokay:
teh , tehn b tehn . tehn yor wurd tehn , tehn / tehn b tehn .
subbystitootin teh fingz abuv teh comma an fool stawp.
*sigh*
//
ai carnt doo eet!!!
Noe unnerstanz deh destrukshuns.
I ar pyooter stoopy.
Nebber mynd. Wun dai,if mai teenayger-teh angst ridden wun-can be bovvered
ai will git her to show me.
hai tidmum
teh hinswuxunz am: ewzin teh fingamabob abuv the comma an the foolstawp bein nowd as poyntee brakitz - yu surrowndz teh ‘b’ for bowld wif teh nawt secund pear tehn yu putz yor wurdz in dat yu worntz 2 b bowld. tehn 2 end teh bowldniz yu ewez anudder pear ob teh poyntee brakits but diz tiem you putz an ‘/’ b 4 teh ‘b’ az a wai ov mekkin wot kumz nixt ‘unbowld. kind ov.
sew. eet goez:
lefy pointy ‘b’ right pointy ‘yor werd’ left pointy slashyfing ‘/’ ‘b’ right pointy fing - awl dun!
et voila u C ..
tri de direkshuns i putted at teh bottom
try
W00t w00t W00t!! Werked yay!!!!!!
Fanx gc an MaryO’
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
*sownz ov fuzzy pawz clappinz*
Oh Tidmum!! *jumps up an down fur joi* Izzn’t it grate? We has the powah!! An - doo you know - that iz how yoo maeks teh italix?? Just poot “i” where teh “b” wuz.
lyke dis?
wahaaaaaaaay!!
Mai new skillz-ai hab shown yew.!!!!!!
Fankyew fur teechin me
cheeez
OOps.dat shudda been Cheerz.
But - akshullee - “cheez” wuz reelee gud. Shud bee what we heer in cheezland say fur a toast, purrhaps,
cheeez 2 dat janet!!
/b
b/b
gigglol!!! Ai almoast had it, ai think. An then ai sent it - and a big sine came up saing sumthing about an error an to refresh - an then it sayed it was a duplicate comming - an heer ai am again!!
Whoopee- heer goes!!
Well - appharentlee not!! Eggscept now ai’m laffing to hard to get serious. Ai wuz praticing over awn “Civil Disobediance” - and must hav been cloase, becuz Remeow did it! But then teh page wudn’t come up an ai had to turn ebreething off - an on again of corse - an decided to come bak heer to see if halp were at hand.
And so it iz!!
Ai’m going to trai again now.
gibbocat an Romeow
Thank yoo gibbocat. Wun ov mai grate failingz iz difficultee following rittin instrukshuns. But ai hav it now!
An heer is yet anodder way to maek teh werds bold.
Pittypat rote this last July.
Pittypat
Jul. 13, 07 at 2:49 am
6 votes
oh hai melissa, itz rly eezee.
1) hilight a wurd.
2) gaze adoringly at wurd an say: u iz a strong wurd, u iz. u be so brave an nervy, u a bold wurd! u can boldly go where no wurd haz gone befoar cuz u so bold!
ok for rly: say #=, and u want to bold the word pleh! then u go:
#b%pleh!#/b%.
Ai traid it fur a wile, but akshullee, it dint werk so well.
happee taht you gawt it figgurd, janetfamousforherarmyofkittehz
Ai cud nawt hav dun it wiff out yoo. Mille grazie! Danke vielmals!
Oar - az ai wunz herd - donkey fieldmice. Achullee verree cloase.
moocher’s grassy arse??
Ai’d hav ansered sooner, but ai cudn’t type! THAT wun ai hav nebber herd befoar!! Beet’s teh donkey awl hollow!!
ok.
ize confuzilated.
but taht’s OK.
ai alwaize tells teh stoodents,
“yer unsurtanties, jest try thems out”
like this
//b or like this? //b
/b or like this /b
soon, we’ll see.
ok, we tries again
but does it stop?
no, it <b does not /b
neither does that /b> apparently
not does that /b/
OK, someone want to try again to describe how you toggle bold face off?
try de direkshuns i putted below.
juss incayz yew kant fynd tehm - pdb.
2 stawp teh bowld teh nawt thurd pear ov poyntee brakkitz
contayz teh ‘/b’ … bcorz teh ‘/’ tellz eet 2 swich awf.
sew itz ‘b’ 2 stawt an ‘/b’ 2 stawp.
cheeez
Concatumalashuns Mary O’ on yaw nawt sekkund furvest frum last.
thanks! i aer still warm frum the werds you wroted me. is a good fing- snowed like the Wite Witch here last nite. hao menny moar dayz til Christmas? or better yet, spring…
Aww {{{{Mary O’}}}}
Snow-Wow! We habben had enny reely.It awlways misses us heer in sunny Wiltshire.
Ai sawry yew am cold.Heer,hab a big floofy blankee an hot cup ob chokklit to warm yew up.Ai hatez beein cold but ai lubs teh snow.
Lass nite it wuz blowin a storm.Ai hadda run up teh road at 3 inna mornin to ketch teh wheely bin.Awl teh treez wuz kreekin an swayin.The letterboks wuz rattlin an teh kittehz decyded a nocturnal wee wee wuz not so grate akshully!!!
299 dais til krissmuss!!-Ai awlreddy pikkin up prezzies!!
prezzies-yay! you can stoar um ober here…
*whispers*
ai fink LCB an gibbocat myte appropriayte dem fur demz nefaryuss deelinz.
Himz alweddy direktin peepz to yaw garidj.!!
Ai gotz dem in a sekrit playce.Sew sekrit ai dunno were dem am.!…skritchin mai hed nao tryin to renember….
*wispers* ifink yoo be rite about the LCB and the gc. truf to tell, ive been nown to get curioius bout prezzies mysef… so best to hidem sumwares elz.