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Face mask -yer doin it wrong
YAY! congratulashuns!
Fanx Mary O.
is dis your nawt sekund furvest frum last?
Iz mai sekkund nawt sekkund furvest frum last!
huh???
Ai had wun nawt sekkund befoar.
concatshumalashuns tidmum.
fer an exslent nawt-thurd nawt-secund
fankew Pdb.
Ai fink Mary O’ had teh bedder commint.
noooooes! yers was funee. sry i had to go fer awhile to mek teh dinuh.
aka mary O. sry, own a difrent compyuter. my duble life, let me show you it!
mai brayne, yews scrambulz it
so duz yew ebber hab dem boff side bai side and be boff peeps atta saim tyme?
ai detekt ebbidenz ob teh troll actibity……….. jus go wai…….. oar mebbe teh noo peeps duzznt no to vote 4 teh 5 burglers, nawt teh wun burglar. ai spect dat mite be teh caise
i are bak ! no, i nebber had dem side by side zaklee.
but i did answer myself sumtimes…most of the time wen i argues wif myself i loses. so i tries nawt to do dat.
tooo funneeeee
two funnee? i’m beside myself…
ai detek a skitzofrenic in teh maikin!! yr wai too fas 4 moi!!
yikes. you don’t s’pose i’m like gollum and smeagol!
i aer skarin myslef. precioussss.
I liked ur comment, Tidmum.
is teh berry poplar commintz, Tidmum
gud job!
fankew,*shylee lukkin at teh grownd.*
Aim gettin dizzie…
NE wai, congrats 4 beein teh furvest frum last DIS time, Tidmum!!
Milk, it duz a kitteh gud.
YAY! Congratulashuns 4 beein 3rd!!!!1!!!! …….Wut?
sumhow, I cant think ub a celebrashun fur milk face ring, LOL!
ennee suggesCHINS?
Deh onlyest milk song I can b thinking uv b this jingle:
(u must imaging teh liddle musical notes, I keep forgeteding how to b making them.)
..
N E S T L E S. Nestleeez makez deh bery best
Choooooookklit.
.
.
*runz 4 cuver.*
*Teh milkee bar kid is strong an tuff*
*Onlee da best is gud enuff*
…………….doan noe teh rest ob teh werz la la la …..*Nestle Milkee Baaaa-rrr*
wai u run? dat wuz cyoote.
:blush:
Fanks, jamamakitty. Dat iz wut I ment to doing. How u doing dat?
teh colon (nawt dat wun!!) oops and snother colon…. : oops : (no space tho)
oh an to save teh trubbul ob askin (nawt dat ennywun mindz) run yr cursor ober deh smiley face and yew can see wut makes it
hunh. mine dudnt.
yew just tode me dat to teez me!
erlier wen i wuz beside mysef on teh otter computer in teh music stoodio i couldnt see eny brgrs at awl and it wuz teh weird. naow i no what peeps aer complaining about. i think dat compyuter has internet sploder 6. no firefawkes.
an wen teh burglars go wai den yew no can see wut teh smiley face is 4 real (promise, it dew works)
mayyyweeee o sw pea, yr nawt second wun wuz : sad : and yer udder wun wuz : razz :
ai wuddin no dat iffn ai cudden see wen teh cursr go ober smiley fais….. jus saying
but nuffin wrks wen teh burglars go wai
Ai fink itz a Mac fing. Ai cants see teh code unnerneef teh fayses needer. an aim onna mac uzin safari.
Teh cursor ‘undresses teh fayces’!!
un aimacz rite cliq mitey moose and sealec poperteez….
Mary, dere is moar involved.
For mee, I has to hold my cursor on teh face.
DEN, I right click on teh mouse.
DEN, I click properties.
DEN, on teh page dat pops up, under “Alternate Text” it will
show you what to type!
Duz dat help?
Nope – taht duzznt werk either. but – ai think ai hav moastov tehm
memorized. Teh text iz off to teh rite an ai can’t see it.
werkz in teh fyrwekz – butt eye b ewzin bindoze nawt mak.
Oh Hai Kafleen!! ur destructions werk for me! fank yew!
(deh right clikky thing and the properties, etc.
I be using deh pc wif windohz xp & fyrefox)
my burgerz werks ok, too. in case u cares.
Noaw I can lern how to make all teh faises.
cool
Awn Firefox, yew have to right-click and select Properties from teh menu. Den it will show yew what makes teh smyley.
Yours is colon sad colon and colon razz colon. The blushy face is colon oops colon.
here dey are awll in a row
Fanks foar saying how dis werks. I dun kno a lot of webspeek.
Nao, letsee if it werks…
oh, fank yew, jamamakitty.
Let me try that
But when I b running my cursor ober the icon it just b lukking
like cursor ober teh icon.
y all pooters not werk deh saim?
grnkle!!!! ishtbgnz!!!
*that be gnashing uv teefs*
see my comment above.
Jamamakitty might hab a better faster vershun ub cumpyoooter
dan us, dat leebs us in teh dust.
nope nawt……..ai gots teh sploder! wen ai traid teh properties ai didn see anyfin dat said alternate text……… sum dai ay’m gonna trai firefox. but ai can’t at work…….. oh well
fnaks kafleen. yureka.
I luvs ur avatarz by da wai, kafleen. Donkey rox.
somehow blaming gogggie jus wont werk dis time…
Butz reeelie, da goggie DID dood it…Ai juss got da berry bottom ob ur glass.
Iffs u sai it enuff tiems, sum will beleef it.
It wazn’t meh, it waz teh goggie.
It wazn’t meh, it waz teh googie.
It wazn’t meh, it waz teh goggie.
.
Iraqis knocked down teh twin towers!
Invade!!!!!!!
ooooh…sumwun is habbin teh politikul aggurvashuns….
nuffin moar aggurvatun dan pollyticks.
{{{{romeow}}}}}
Those pollyticks get unner mah skin and I can’t gets dem off!
The FDA iz testing a noo Rx in Nobember. If it’z aproobed, we shud hab it in Januwary.
Ai second Phillipe. Romeow – brillyunt as ebber! Ai, too, has teh polly ticks unner mah skin. An it’s soooo itchee ai can hardlee stand it!!
wut we needs here is sum strong medicine.
I noes wutt u meen!
Wutt bee dis RX u speek ub?
ai fink it is teh tyrant a saurus rex rx
Ooooo…..grabs sides…..dats gud!!! lol!!!1 Ai needs a tyrant……endectomy….tyrantectomy….awww….i needs fings to gets bettar soon!!1
*hed smack*
Dat wuz VEREH clebbur, Romeow.
too…much…win!!!!!
Iz innicent!!!
Hey, wuddn’t u liek to snorgle meh? Iz promiss nawt to skratch!!!
Did Iz tell u how mucj I luv u????
Purrr???????
Clearly, dis kitteh habs been framed!
Kitteh habs been ringed!
“plausible deniability” – yur doin it rong!
FTW!
Kitteh know nothin bout milk theft.
Missin blow… mebbe…
Dis is yer braen awn drugs.
Shawk an aww…yer doin it rite.
I am shocked!
But, aww…ur juss too cute fur meh to be upset.
Cum ober heer and finish it.
I can haz da fifth?
sounz bedder dan teh milk
yew want
ancient age
burbon
creme de cacao?
eggnog
fishbowl
gin an tonnik
Tekiella
Kwantro
Rumz
*psst*
GeeNee….u got cawted juss like mee, teh furst time…
diss is an alphubettikull game dey plays on heer…
next wud be teh lettur h…
like
Haiball
I….I dunno wutt starts wiff I…LOL!
Jack Daniels
Kahlua!!
(Dat wuz fur Janet)
Limoncello
Martoonee
nuclear sunburst
oozo
Pina colada
quite a lot ob alkahal
Romulan ale
sangria
Nom-merlot
Oddka
lime wedge, floating on a ginentonik
margarita, por favor
noovow bowjorais
old
peculier
quackadero – ack! sry i panickted!!1121
*hee hees at quackadero*
BamaHern – this troolee maed mee laff out loud. An ai havn’t felt much leiek laffin today, so thank a gazillionelbentees.
((((janet))))
oh, Janet, I missun u toonite.
Oopsie…Ai furgotz
*did wee skip a D?
Dakkaweez
if we keeps up wif this list
we all be furgettin sumfin or otter
Since we can’ts member nuffin affer all teh dwinkees,
I’ll juss add a
Zonkee (bloo, in onner ov Kafleen)
and we’ll call it a dai.
fink ai aweddy did.
Yay! U is reedeemed! U cawted teh missing drinkee!
An qwite teh drinkee it is….yummee.
Tequila
Umbrella in a reellee tastee drink wiff a cherry an pineappul too.
V-8 Bloody Mary
Wallbanger (Harvey)
um…wutt starts wiff X?
xit to teh baffroom?
xit, stage left………. hoooooo’s teh designated driber? if ai din’t no beddar ai wud fink wuz sum real boot leggin goin on
y office, ai haven’t been (hic) drinking
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Teh milkman!
teh mm iz teh designashund driber? maiks sens….. he be owt erly enuff (oar layte enuff, wutebber)
Xit tu teh nex lolpicshur!
xerez–is Spanish original for sherry
or x-it pursued by a Bear
4 I, hauw ‘bowt :
Ice bukkitz (cubez N crushed)
wurks good furr mee!
But den yu get dat lolrus,lukkin fur hiz bukkit an spillin awl teh dwinkies.
drambooweey!
Haze, no wun sed grey goose. Iz wodka
iz gud wun too……….. wen ai cud imbibe it wuz wun ob mai favrits
no moars can imbibe?
Heer, has annuddur Cinnamon Disk!
but on teh ICHC ai kin imbibz as muchly as ai want an mai libber weel nebber no teh diffrence
dats wutt I allus say, jamamakitty!! We can has all teh fun
wee wunts on HEER!
Like, wun gai wus in a weelchair an sed hee not cud dants…
an one lady say, oh, no donut fur mee..I bees diabetic!
wee say, corse u can!! Ebburboddee can doo ebburting on
HEER! Is teh magical place!
2 tru kafleen!!1
ju gitz mai boat!!
kafleen 4 pressymump!!
mebbeh wii cud du eelekshunz an awl teh candydates an simmylah toofrottin tiepz kan C dewz uz awl wif tehr campayn slowgunz.
dass eef u awl diddun du dat awreddee.???
wai wayt 4 nobemba?? get awn teh stump!
butt, butt, I cants bee pressymump…i noes nuffin bowt
pollyticks…
uh, wait…
my irunnee, let me show u it…
/snickur
yur iruneeng am sew gud eye finks mebbeh u b habbin lessunz frum teh guy in teh nawtee barn..?
Happeh Cat iz a Feef?
Say it ain’t so.
Awwwww…Romeow, u reminded me when my son was littul.
hee wud call a bad pursun a “Doodies and a Feef.”
I noo teh Doodies part, but wut wus teh Feef?
I finallee figgured it owt!
Sowy, I’z habin teh prolems wif mah THhhhhhes.
I pologize iffs I sprayed u wif dat.
Heer, *wipes wif tissue* dere’s a liddle sumpfin…
OK, I gots it. Ur gud nao.
naow wee is spit sisturrs.
next bess ting too blood bruddurs.
Wasn’t dat a band?
Spitted Sister?
lead singer had bootiful masses uv lurvely blond hair, xsept he wuz guy so it wuz not bootiful actually
Quite a make-up job to go with it, too.
At least partially reedeemed when I heard “We’re Not Gonna Take It” as soundtrack for Twin Towers attack film.
ooooohhhh….I begs too diffur…I likes teh longee crazee hair on teh gais….
mah 42 y.o. emo hart, let mee show u it…..
oh, i noze. i’z 45, an i lieks teh muzik by teh spikee-hayrd guiz wit lotsa ey-linur.:D
my emoticons, let me show yoo tehm…
Mee tooo! Still loves teh longee flowee hair on guise. Reminds me ob
my yooth. Love ob mai life had teh long hair wen I wuz young.
Sigh.
Wonders away to ponder here the time went, how did I wake
one day and be in my 40’s???
I may kno sumpfin bout a glass ov ice kweem,
but nuffin bout teh milks.
Ai didn’t dew it. No wun saw me do it. No one can proove n-e-thing.
If teh glass doan fit,
U can’t convict.
Gilt….I hydez et?
Milk Mustache…ur doin it rong.
Kitteh haz been caught white-faced!
If Ai wud have had teh milk,
Dis is how Ai wud have doingd it. . .
awwwwwww!
*snickurs*
turnz mii loos quix
i helpz u finder kulprit!
wate! letz haz sipz ob dis mlik 2 substaine uz n r serchin
Yes, letz luk fur teh reel criminal.
I’ll check teh golf courses.
Romeow, u nebbur fails too amaze mee. U gets on a roll, den u juss go and
go and go…and I juss reed down teh page wiff teh big grins an amazemunt!
remines mee ub dat movie wiff Richard Gere….
stops.
genuflects.
shakes hed.
Sorry…dat name juss makes mee kinda go googlee.
ahem….Richard Gere, I say, an teh lubblee Kim Basinger, an teh Uma Thurman,
wutt looks like a plucked chicken.
Um…my ADD, let me show u it.
ENNEEWAI….dat wuz a scarree movie!!! An Richard was innocent, and ran down the dock and grabbed the so called evidence teh ebbil character of Kim
was playing was just about to hand to teh Detective. And said, Oh, dats teh ______!
OMG, wuz dat detective mad at him!!!!!! Wus funnee an scarree at same time.
*looks around*
**crickets**
um, kthxbai.
gerbils!!
Oh, noaw …dat is just sick an rong….
eye doan noe wut yer tawkin abowt!!
butt eyem laffin awla saym!!
dis bee a vereh, VEREH good thing.
Run, gibbocat, afor sumwuns esplains.
/pleh
is only a rumor
ay’m laffin out loud…. or as teh Monk says…. I’m lol ing out loud!
Bett dis littul stinkur took teh cookees frum teh cookee jar, too.
Den needud sum milk too wash it down.
silly cat, milk is for humans!
Clebburr Kitteh iz
nawtz so clebburr. Himz didz nawt
reemoov ebbindenss
Clebburr Kitteh iz
innosent, ubs coarss. Doggeh
fraymd t3h Kitteh gud!
Kitteh willz help fynd
t3h per…, bad gie. Kitteh juss
needz 2 cleenz up furst
Jack.
Got milk?
dis pikture maeks me laff evertime I looks at it.
When mai hubbie was young boi, him gotted in trouble fer playing in the fyre when he was told not to go near it.
Him says “No, I din’t go near the fiire.”
Den his Dad showed him in the mirror that his eyebroes and eyelashes was all singed off.
Mai hubbie says worst think was his Dad laffed and laffed during the punishment (which was dubbled for da lying and playing wif da fyer).
Dat is juss sick and wrong.
An noaw I has teh gilltees furr laffing bowt it, too!
…rosebud…
Feal dum, but ai doans get teh cunnexshun……..??
rd, splain, pleez?
Citizen Kane reference
Crimminatin ebindins. Let me shows you it.
what milk?
dis iz mai mime face.
fayshal
nawty barn 4 yew!!
Of corse I iz innersent.
See mai halo?
aww. win.
Cat Prince is annointed by hooman and presented to teh kingdom
*cue majestic shot of hooman holding kitteh from high slope*
Awumbawe awumbawe
Ai try to maek faces:
;(:P
:0
OK, Ai stops nao. Ai needing betterer list of opt..ap…of choices.
I will gib u wun.
Heer.
smile
grin
sad
eek
shock
???
cool
mad
razz
neutral
wink
lol
oops
cry
evil
twisted
roll
!
?
idea
arrow
mrgreen
Now, all you have to do is put a : directly in front of and directly after the word!
But be careful not to type anything directly before or after the :
So it will look like this:
neoftheabovewords:
wow, dat’s sum lizst!!
Hai Kathleen – this is a grate liszt. Ai’ve just copeed it fur eezee access! Thankz!!
You sure you no has da milk?
Busted Cat
is soooo busted
Y r dere so many dawgs on the votin page???
caws dey share it wiff teh icanhas hotdog or wuttebber site fur teh doggies.
Iz anyone stil awake? Ai needz ur pinion on an entry in the “Speak Lol Speak Dictionnairy”.
It iz fer teh entree “CHRG” and here is teh link, ai hopez!
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG
kthxbai, Rosie(rtshores)
taht iz teh awsum! iz verry verree portunt to hab teh propurr instrukshuns for teh impotrant saftee pos – proo – stuff to keep yoo saef! (aslo, if taht be yoo, yoo is teh verree brayv!)
OMG taht is full ov de awsum n de WIN! yah luff it!
jus testing teh posting ub teh commentz
so tell meh sumpin plz…duz dis commentz nawt do teh allowing of teh links no moar? Cuz dis posted fine, but teh one with teh link did nawt post!
I am jus tryin to get u guise to go to teh lolspeak wiki and see if teh CHRG (chicken head rubber glove) ai did is gud enuf for u, as in, duz u lieks it??
ai will break up teh address and u can go and seez it??
http : // speaklolspeak.com/
it haz teh affilleeashun wit teh ICHC so go seez plz!
kthx bai, Rosie (rtshores)
it just takes a while for a live link to showup. ushuallythey doo, but sometimes dey just gets lost in spayce.
they get lost in spayce moar offen wen yu leebs teh h t t p at teh beginning – delete taht part an replace wif teh w w w, an yu’ll see it fastr…
*solumlee*
An a fine wun it is, too, Miss Rosie.
Dis kitteh did NAWT steelz da milk.
Looky dah siez of dah circul.
Kitteh been steelin HogginDahz!
iz therapee cat! therapee kitteh shud exkamin hiz own izzues of de niyal.
Viva La Happycat!!!! Your LOL is eternal!!!!
happicat haz sevrul weeknesses. wun iz cheezburgerz. teh nekst iz milk.
Sgt Schulz Cat
knows nuthink…nuuuuuthink!
Nao dat ur gone
Awl dat’s left iz a band ov milk
Awl dat’s left ov the dreem I hold
Iz a band ov milk
And teh memories ov wat milk cud b
If u r still heer wif meh.
Mwe wike da pwictures, dey funne!!!!!
test
is dat happycat??? it lookz like eet…
Happycat wuld hav haz soduh wit cheezburger, but hez bez healfy nao.