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hehe, it’s a ecologically friendlies poop joke. dis one is not.
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Ooh Noez…der a kay hair in mai water bowl
OOOPSIE<<<Ai mint KAT haer
Well, Kay is rather katty. *snicker*
OOHh, U noes her 2?
Noes, but I readed her stori on da boi kittehs baffoom stall.
it was on de wall in sharpie
Oh Bubba…U iz sooo phunnie dis earlee inna AM…Ai gonna wake da hole howshold larffin!
wshuuuuu!! isha keetti puu showen on de bowl leyter?? luuulz!~
is good to recycle
maeks wurld goes round (an i dont mean dizziness)
Hey bubba yu tyed wif geenee!!
pls allao mii 2 eskort yu bowf rown teh, bai nao, infa-mouse Tybooteek!
The bobbul-hiddid kittehz r wun ov owah hawtezt eyetemz rite nao !!1
( an eyem nawt refurrin 2 teh faynt odor ov smoek eevur. )
Tehm r juss ryt 4 sittinz awn yur monitur sew tehy kan b laffin alawang wif u at yur mowzt wittee commintz.
An eye C dat ur awreddy awf 2 teh flyin strt wif teb bafrume humur 4 wich ICHC am b kummin feymouse.
Taek ur tiem ( nawt rillee a Buddy Holly referinse – butt iffen u wantz 2 strt danzin – pheel fwee ).
but iffen u doan liek Buddy, mebbeh wii can singz u teh speshul sawng:
♫
eyeb lukkdit fudz from bowf endz nao
frum een an owt an steel sumhao
iz nommz teh flavr eye recawl
eye rillee doan liek kibbulz at awl!!
HAE !!!1….da litterbox iz in da udder room
Yay to GeeNeezcats for ffl
Tanks…but Ai fink we haz a TY…Less go to da TY BuutEEk N pik owtta nis ty to ware for cazual fridai
meenwiel, weel planz a Caturdai eve Party dat will lass alnite, K?
“casual Friday?”
eny moar casual round here an wee awl be nekkid.
Hmmm, nawt that dats a bad fing
Ai agreese….altho itz kinna cooolD here, ai gotz sokz ADN fuzzie slipperz on mai paws
*N udder stuffz 2…elzwarez…nawt juss paw cuvverinz*
Congratz, GeeNeeZcatz an Bubbashoomin!!!! Grate tyz yoo boff ar warin. . but ware the rest ov yur clotehs????
*snikurs an scampurs off*
Hee hee. Mah freshmans year in collidge, dey still had teh dress-up rool in teh caffyteerya, dat teh yung mens shud ware ties to dinner. So teh yung mens started waring ties, awrite, but no shirts. Jus shorts an ties.
Dey change teh rool after dat.
heehee sounds like college kids alright
eaty bidet kitteh
Oh Rodney – ai think eesilee yur best ebber!!!!
wif awl teh bafrume humur pikkeez, eet am hawd 2 git yur mind oar yur b hind owt ob teh toylit (ttur ) !!1
ooh. iz so eurokitteh.
Took me a while to get dat wun. Curse mah 9 yeers of Frensh!
*sigh* I shud noes bettah dan to eat mesican, Oh, the burn
*datz da best wun yet!!1!…Ai reelie LOL’d*
Cuz Ai has feltta burn menny tymz.
montezumas rebenj!!
Sorri, I cant stai and plai. I have a “Procedure” for this am.
“and the suns gonna shine in my back door one day”
Hoeps ebbefing “cumz owt OK”
I’m sure it will all work out in the end.
The committee on the whole, decided to let the matter drop.
yer HMO pay fer anus-theesha? or you gotsa take care of dat yerselp wif jak danyullz?
If yew needz jak danyullz powned caek, ai has sum…
u tink eatin solids be OK pryor to proceejur? i spose if yer just gettin nether-regions checked…..
O nose, aim sorry, was my frote, had to “band” sum blud fingies,
Ick!!!
I am in ur kichen, tryin to save u a trip 2 teh litturbox.
ew. gigglol!
i seccond taht.
in otter nooz, can we has a big hooray furr Feb u airy bein OVER!!! Furr a short munth, its bin reeely loooong!!
an diz am teh leepin yir wen teh laydee kittehz gets 2 chayze teh buoy kittehz eben moar dan ewshual!!
Gud morning, owunhoonebbersleeps.
hai janetpeekinowtfrumunnertahtheepobKittehz.
Eye wuz sliepinz til teh weepawtah frum the low cal ( less fattenin ) newzpepper woek mii upp 2 tawk abaht teh fyre. Duh.
fyre??? Sumwun reelee DID burn down yur naybors haus??
dat iz nawt sumtink eye wud mek up.
wud konsidduh eet bad tayzt!
an eye am nawt tawkin bowt teh smoek – but dat duz hab teh ‘pleh’ flavr!!1
‘Eat and go’… yur doin it wrong!
ee-fish-en-cee…..we haz it
Eefishunt kitteh is funneh, but too close to home fur me–duz NEwun noes why mah kitteh Lucy likes to use teh goggies’ dish fur a litterbocks? Is teh pleh! I allus wondered why wun dish wuz licked clean an teh odder wun stayed full, until I kott her in teh akt. Ewwww!!111!!
She iz tawnting teh goggies – “Ai poop in ur genrul dyereckshun!”
Oh NOOOOOEEES!! wif an ewwww thrown in!! What to doo, what to doo??
Ai donut know! Purhaps will remayne a mysteree fur awl tiem.
Mebee she’s tired ov teh goggie trying to lik her butt,
so she’s taeking owt one step?
ee fishin C!!!
Da kitteh’s eetin at da SQUAT N GOBBLE
The FOOD n POOed.
.
Come on, Rodney…help me owt.
The START n FINISH.
The EET n SEET.
The KIBBLE n PIDDLE.
Yur awn a roll!!! dont stop now!!!
The ROLL n THROW.
The NOM n BOMB
Teh Gobble n GO.
Teh LUNCH n LITTER.
Teh SNAK n SCRATCH.
Teh FISH n PISH.
.
I cud use a liddle halp heer.
Teh LOX n BOX.
Teh BIRD n TURD.
The STIRIN n URINE.
.
I know, I’m grasping at straws…I can’t believe sumone hasn’t chimmed in.
Teh PIG HOKS n Teh BIG BOKS.
HOAM MAED n LITTER MAID.
Teh FILET n BIDET.
Teh FILL n EMPTEE.
toppt n tayld
teh kibbulz n dribbulz
teh chood n pood.
teh nommmd n stynk-bommmd.
Cuz yur doin grate all by yuyself! How about
Tea n wee?
Yes! Fank Yew, 3 Cattails!
As long az we’re tawking about beverages, how bout
Teh BUMP n DUMP.
Sip n drip
NOBUDDY wantz to intterupt yoo. We ar awl standin heer wif ar moufs hangin open an ar ayes buggin out – watching yur ginness buk ov records braking braura purrformance!!!
Wen LCB and Rodney add their flair, it will b muches better. I juss got the ball rollin.
zomg! i went to shuvels da drive, an u been heer brainstormin for the ages!! LOLz, win!
Teh COOT n POOT.
Frum teh Senior Kitizen Menu.
Teh Gym:
PUMP n DUMP.
New restaruant fur pigs?
Teh ROOT n SCOOT.
.
For owls?
Teh HOOT n SCOOT.
Could be a kareeoakee place – I habn’t been there.
teh FOODIE n DOODIE
or mebbe FOODIES n DOODIES werks beddurer.
teh POOT n SCOOT is hao mah pluss-size kitteh cleens her bum
is dat teh butt skootin boogie agin?
ai sees yoo r familyur wiv dis tekneek.
ROLFROFLROFL!!! LOLZ!!!
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Megalolz
hao bowt “In box and out box”?
A liddul OT, but yoosful nawlij anee wayt…In Sweeden, entrenses r kawled “Infarts” n exits r kawled “Outfarts.”
LOL, that’s too funneh!
ai fink teh owtfarts wud be less paynfull. fur sum.
In jermanee, exits (driving awnlee – iz differnet awn foot) ar Ausfahrts.
Causing much hilaritee to ensue amongzt teh Merry Cans!!!
Yu feed meh crunchee fuds? Heres wut ai tink uf yur crunchee fuds!!!1!
I can’t eben hab mah kitteh’s water dish in teh saem room as teh fud dish.
Parently, dis kitteh is less deskriminating.
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Doesn’t it luk like teh hoomin taked teh fur frum teh kitteh brush and felted it into the placemat / rug? Dat is REEL recycling.
LOLZ Romeow!!!! Ai maeks liddle felt “buttons.” Nawt shur wud bee useful fur a rug, tho!
wait…deres a KITTEH awn dat rug? o (rubbing eyes)…nao ai seez it.
Ai offurd 2 jus frow mai kitteh’s cruncheez in da litterbox, jes to aliminate da prosessun! Sumting in da prosessun maeks da cruncheez very stinkee!
kinda lyke porin ur kawfee oar beer ryte daon teh toylett. elimanayte (no pun in ten did) teh middul man (woman), ai awl ways says.
gibs hole noo meenin to “In ‘n’ Out Burger”
(essplanashun: In ‘n’ Out Burger iz tastee an nootrishus hamburgur chayn frum Lost Anjulus. aslo kan haz now in arid zona were i livz, maeks hubbee verry happitail
)
Kitteh wishes
ocasional confyooshun kud be avoided
by using difrnt colered bowls plz
kthxbai
Dis pictur givenzs newerz meeninz tuz de namez HOVER ROUND
That is disgusting….
hahahahaha! Drive through!
lol recycle
wahyt ..
dahts no kitteh fewd !
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