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pillages with cuteness

you must make offering to avoid teh pillagings!

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  1. mary O'Spockn says:

    were in your villages steelin awl the hearts

  2. Maus says:

    SpamSpamSpamSpam…
    SHUTUP!
    Bloody Vikings…

  3. Cookie's Human says:

    She rides wid da Valkeries!

  4. Tribble says:

    we pillage and plunder and rifle an loot
    drink upp mee ‘arties yo ho

    …an reelie bad eggs

  5. Tribble says:

    But whi iz awl da rum gone?

  6. addkitehs says:

    Norf wind bwow, souf wind bwow!

  7. Yoo shure I can sail teh Hi Seas in dis bote?

  8. miss foots says:

    Prayse to Odin. Erik teh Cute has sayled to teh far corner of teh earf.

  9. rhsb says:

    Oooooooh! Sew kyoot! I lurves calicos!

    **SPLORT**

    Rut-roh…

    • rhsb says:

      Liddel halp here, plz.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh!!!!1 rhsb – so sorree. Let mee halp yoo. CCC is heer. We alwaiz getz it out as soon as wee see a reelee cyoot kittee!!

        So – hmmmm – nawt TOOO bad. Just a liddle bit *scoop scoop scrape scrape* *plump*

        an now the CHRG(wdoi) – yoo liek thiz liddle piggy fayce??? Ambercat did it hurself. So *tug tug tug SNAP!!

        Let mee see – yoo ar stil a liddle pail. So – a sawft blankee fur yoo (this prittee bloo wun?) an this yummee choklit ov comfort (it’s Catberree, yoo know – straight frum teeneeTineeIngerland!)

        now – ai think – iv yoo rest quielee heer fur few minits, yoo will bee awl rite.

        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

          oops. sry JCH4K! I didn’t see u dere, hepin rhsb out. hoepfully rhsb wont be too warm wif too blankees!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            sokay, PBwKitths – ai dint see yoo either. But WAAY beder too much tahn nawt enuf!!

            There’s way too much heer fur wun purrson – ebreebudeedd shud feel frree to jump in an save teh wounded wuns. (an besydes, they just LUVS their sawft blankiees!)

      • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

        Ohai, rhsb! sry it tooked so lawng to get the CCC heer to u.

        *sweep sweep moppity moppity*
        *pat pat pat*
        *tuk tuck tuk*
        *smooth eberting daon*

        Dere. Nao to findz u a gud CHRG (wdoi) so ur branes woant go escapin agin.

        *rummage rummage*

        Aha! heer ya go! *pull pull* nao u’s all set. Fur recobery, tho, haf sum gud choklits and a nice sawft blankee – i has a nice calico wun rite heer.

        Jes sit calm fer a bit – mebbe tinks of sumfink u fine bery un-kyoot.

        • rhsb says:

          Thank you JKH4K & Pwned by 2 kittehs.

          Ai haz such a weekness 4 da calikoes!

          Tanks 4 da blue blankee – Ai lurves blue. Iz mai favrit color.

          Chocklit for splorting? Oh, tank you vary muches.

          Ai finks of sumting very non-splortable – work! Pleh.

  10. London says:

    Berry Qyuute.. Butz keepz in mindz de weapinz arz the pointy tingss hidenz belowz de poopin deks

  11. gascat says:

    m ai teh onle wun wiff “immigrant song” goin thru mah hed?

  12. leeza-b says:

    Kittehs haz acktually discovered teh Noo Wurld befoer ennyone else! Kitteh claimz dis land on behafs of all kittehs and nao will rule foreverz. Unless there r goggies in dis noo wurld. Den we runz awai.

  13. cheshirepat says:

    if yoo habbent seen teh videeoh:

    http://www.vikingkittens.com/

    yoo must!

    • rhsb says:

      OMG!!!! That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!

      Thanks for the earworm…

      • onceajinx says:

        Ebree tyme I heerz dat sawng, I memmerz da Vikeeng Kttens, an awl iz rite wif ma whirled….

        (Shood lissen to it today, hubby gawn to DC fur wurk trip, pleh!)

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1

      hey guys, i want dis as teh celelelelebratory danz!

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

  14. addkittehs says:

    yarrr!!

  15. addkittehs says:

    norf wind bwow, souf wind bwow

  16. lady greycat says:

    To Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries:”

    Riding thru nyte skys
    Flashing of whyt thys
    Pickin’ up dead guys
    Hey, it’s a job.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      lady greycat!!! LOLZ!! Ai don’t know how it’s pawsibul taht ai nebber herd that befoar. Purrhpas ai needs to get out moar! :D

      • lady greycat says:

        Iz called a “filk” an iz writtin’ by type o’ peeps who stay in waaaay too mush.

        • onceajinx says:

          Stay in?!?!! We get owt! We goze to SCA events, an Cons, an da comik buk stor, an NE playce wif choklit…..

          Mai poor hubbee klayms cawz uv deth will be deth by filk, but I caynt halp it! I heers a sawng, an I jus… improov da lirrix!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Well now – ai just had to luk it up, becuz ai hadn’t reelee hurd this nayme befoar. An awn wikipedia, it says iz moastly relayted to Sci fin, cats an . . .sumthing else.

          But how izzit diffreunt frum. . .say. . .this?
          *sings*

          They asked me how ai noo
          raccoon shi wuz blooooo
          Ai just smiled and sadi
          yoo hav been misled
          raccoon shit is red. . .

          this is older than teh things discussed in the wikipeida aricle

          ????? conniekshun ????????

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      omg! fank u so mush, lady greycat! Taht LOL is jus whut I needed todai! Wut a grate wai to get reddy fur caturday!

  17. rhsb says:

    Kitteh, ai hayt 2 tell ya dis, but …… ur gonna need a biggur bote.

    Oh, and can u go get kittehs who r waitin on Noah? He’z runnin late.

  18. two_kittehs says:

    Viking kitteh ar 2 cute foah wordz
    Oh noez I forgotted my CHRG
    HALP! mah head it haz explodid wid dah cuteniss of the bebbeh

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      Uh oh, 2K.

      I fink wii’s gots a spare CHRG for u on teh CCC.

      Hmm – JCH4K gab the last one from Ambercat to rhsb. Wuld u like on taht SJ drawed? ’tis booytiful (alto, nawt as mush as tihs kitteh).

      *sweep sweep sweep*
      *mop mop*
      *tuk tuk*
      *pat pat pat*

      *tug CHRG on 2K’s head* *grabs duktaep fur xtra protecshuns*

      heer – we’s got sum Catberree choklit if u’d like. u wuld? hafs a big chunk, then.

      an lessee, what color blankee to go wif ur lovely CHRG? how abowt a pale purply?

      *pulls blankee up over 2K*

      tehre. in a few minutes, u shuld be gud 2 go.

  19. Bloostokking says:

    (With apawlojees to Led Zeppelin…)

    We come frum teh land uv the ise and snoe
    Frum teh midnite sun wher teh hot springs bloe!

    Teh hammur uv teh godz will drive owr shipz tu noo landz
    Tu fite teh hord, singing and crying, Valhalla Ai am coming!

    On we sweep wif threshing ore
    Our onlee gole will bee teh westurn shoar!

  20. cmerry says:

    OM Godz of tiny paw thunder! If jo0 like pilljean kittehs in vikeenz sheap watch dis viddyoe much kitteh pow’r LOL :)

    http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/11/not-thumper-thursday-thanksgiving.html

  21. Erika teh Red and Oranj and Blak sets of to colonize Greenland.

  22. Weird ship for a viking…

  23. nismo says:

    Even the toughest warriors will succumb to the cuteness.

  24. cSmall says:

    i thimk iz a Ray Stevens sawng:

    Erik teh lolful
    the brootal an currageows
    Erik teh lolful
    mercy’s sake an goodness graciouws
    yu can run but yu juss caynt hiiiyyyyde!

    fergits teh rest…
    *rus awai*
    .
    .
    .
    akkk! i juss caynt hiiiddee!

  25. Ruth T-Negative says:

    Viking kitteh is famed poet Purri Snorglasson, known for the Yeower Edda, Eggy Saga, Hairslinker, etc.

    • snippet says:

      PURRI SNORGLASSON!!!

      *clamps handz to strayning skul*

      I (berrly) survyvd teh kitteh kyootnis, but cant… survyv… dat… *BOOM*

  26. London says:

    comes sailz wai, comes sailz aie, witz meez

  27. msmaryb says:

    Vikings! Prepare for glory, for tonight we dine in Niflheim!

  28. London says:

    Sorriez meez 2nd “wai” wentz

  29. London says:

    Iz haz a myztereez shipz

  30. cweenmj says:

    ***Rummmage, rummage
    **mumble mumble
    Got it!
    **tug, tug, drag, drag
    **scrape, scrape, screeeeeech.
    **Stands up on Mary O’s soapbox
    Your attenshun plz.
    Today b the leap day.
    Remember to always luk b4 u leap.
    Happee birfday to eny & all leap kittehz.
    Cheezgurlz may asking the cheezboi uv der choys to dansing and/or marrying.
    That is all.
    (this has been a public service announcement.)
    **gets down and drags soapbox back where she gotted it.

    • Today is mah bf’s (bullfrog’s) birfday! He is 12.

      Only 24 moar yeers until he’s leegal!

    • snippet says:

      i marryded mi cheezboi twenny yeerz ago dis March!

      • Twenny yeers? That’s teh Cheezburger anniversary.

        Tradishunal Lolcat Annivershury Gift Guide:

        First Yeer: crumpled-up peeces of paper
        Second: cotton balls
        Therd: lether collars
        Forth: Fry Baby for makin’ large frys at home
        Fifth: Woodin Viking Sallid Bote
        Sixth: New iron for teh YNG
        Sebenth: Woolen swetter to make a nest in
        Aighth: Linen mouse filled wif catnips
        Ninth: Serammic pots to grow catnip or kittehs in
        Tenth: Diamond-encrusted litter scoop
        Fittenth: Crystal litter box
        Twennieth: Cheezburgerz
        Twenny-fifth: Sterling silver luvving cup filled wif diet soda
        Thirtyeth: Purls
        Thirty-fifth: Swine
        Fittyeth: Golden chikken nuggitz (soopersized)

        • Romeow says:

          WIN fur LCB.
          Especially, since I gets a Crystal Litter Box this yeer. Or, duz I hab to GIB a Crystal Litter Box? If dat’s teh case, I bwake up and go bak to teh Crumpled-up Peeces of Paper.

  31. The Crapture says:

    MEOWulf in search of Grendlol

  32. onceajinx says:

    Da farmurs wuz gawn an da sheep wuz awn fyre wen I got heer. Dat’s ma storee an Ah’m stikin to it!!!

    (Awlwayz furgits da law uv Vikeengs: Pillage furst, DEN burn!)

  33. onceajinx says:

    Oh, an lookit dis: http://www.faildogs.com

  34. Little Bird says:

    Dat shur iz won fansee littur bawx.

  35. no 1 in particular says:

    ai’ve cum tew pillige yur villige ov yur cheezburgerz!

  36. Miroku says:

    ♬Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH!
    We come from the land of the ice and snow,
    From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
    The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
    To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

    On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH!
    We come from the land of the ice and snow,
    From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
    How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
    Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

    On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

    So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
    For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.♬

    • kittehlurve says:

      Do you come from a land down under?
      Where women glow and men plunder?
      Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
      You better run, you better take cover

  37. LOLDemon says:

    Mewrrrr! I b feeyurs Vaiking! I sayulz. I piluj! I discuvr noo landz fr tu piluj!! I….

    What, dat? Dat be mah tag. Tag iz sew I kan getz bak hoem if I iz losted. An den…

    Hey, wayr u go?? Kum bak!! Feeturs Vaiking!! Mewrrr!!! Mee-yoowrrr!!! Purrrr???

  38. Miroku says:

    MMEEEEEOOOOO-OW!
    …MEEEEEEOOOO-OW!

  39. Jellicle Catz says:

    Ah kums frum da land uf da ice n snow….

    durn… Miroku beated us to it.

  40. Evil says:

    Swordz wuz getting too heavy for me pawz

  41. Duffy says:

    Bjorn to be wiiiiiild…

  42. emmefred says:

    Butt UpHellyAa was January 29 and taht liddle ship waz burnd in Lerwick!

  43. D.R. says:

    Arrrrrrr!

    –Eskyooze me–

    PurrrrrrRRrrrrr!

  44. Jack Deth says:

    Kewt liddill Kitteh
    iz Free Reepublikk Vyekeeng
    Kitteh… Hurz fytez Troallz

    Vyekeeng Kitteh coodz
    bytez oarz skratch, prefurrz ‘Presshuss’
    az weppun ubz choyss

    Juss lyke Chokklitt Chip
    Cookeez, no wun canz reesistz
    2 kewt bawll ubz fluff :-)

    Jack.

  45. fibby says:

    AAHHHHHHH-AAHHHH!

  46. lolsuz says:

    Here is a video to celebrate kitteh’s glorious conquest!


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