Viking cat
pillages with cuteness
you must make offering to avoid teh pillagings!
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were in your villages steelin awl the hearts
Congratumalations on the top nawt-sekond! Viking kittehs steals all da hearts, then takes dem home and eats dem.
why, tank you I think aye see a trinomvirate, dough? Congratumalashuns to the otters.
hey guys, join in the sillehbrashun by watchin the viking kitteh linkee thing awn cheshirepat’s entree @ 7.15 am down dere. fergotted haow to do teh arrow…
less try dis
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alsew on stend’s entree
is teh cyoootest! congrats mayyyyyyyweeeeee ‘o
yup. good fing i got my Valkyrie helmut on to contain teh splort.
want. this. kitteh.
but wai’s teh rum gone??
♬
ware has awl the rum dun gone?
long time passing…
we hads lawts ob barrels wunz
lolng time ago..
♬ gawn to yng ebbrywun ♬
wut wheel tehy ebbur burn
wut wheel tehy ebbur – lurn?
Okeh, bringin up sawng at maekz meh crai iz sootubul revenj fr eerwurm i unleeshd in lazt poast.
…..
O wate, I fink uv difrent sawg. Saym toon doh.
*looks arown wiff bigg innocent eyes*
I diddun hab no Bloo Donkees! Srsly!
Teh treewai ty ms Mary O’, maus an CH.
whut an awl powaful triumvyraet oar whuddevva..?
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y’awl noe teh rooteen bai nao. u juss goe awn in an mill arown. *grabby paws* whutebba u leikz.
but doan trypowva teh ole maninna corna. coz taht b mii tryna catsh mii teh catnap.
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enjoi.
habba mice dai
ya da yada yada…
teh shelves aer emmmm teeee adn dis wuz found in the mail box:
your order for the tybooteak cannot be confirmed due to a message frum your email service informing us your mailbawks is filled.
ahem.
the viking kittens got groupies !!!
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
Well, yeah!!!
I haz da shirt frum wen it wuz Joel’s furst widdle tingee! Valhawla, I yam comeeng!!!!
Viking kittehs RAWK!!!
OMCC (ohmai ceiling cat…) ai hazznt seen dem vikin kitns for ayjiz! dey waz mai favrits for so long!
SpamSpamSpamSpam…
SHUTUP!
Bloody Vikings…
Pythonerie FTW!
She rides wid da Valkeries!
she needs a widdul helmet wif the horns on teh taupe.
an mebbe sum blond brades on teh sieds
oooo yeah! i shudda fot ob dat. duz we need a liszt?
a widdul helmut
blond brayds
custom desined shield to fit paws
d…
divinely blesseded sword
Eddas (ur reedin awn teh lawng bote rides)
fuds, gushie
Yay, PBdK – ai furgot teh “e.”
dress liek Queen Aleta
flooffee blankee to keep warm
greaves
harts ob enemees
indescent sposure
junque (in case ship goes down)
kuooooteness
luv
munnnys
needl sharp klaws
ovan fur kookin teh harts
pilliging geer
quark-aligned navigation unit (for steering by the stars)
retinal enhancement units (for nite vishun)
studly young male (for heavy lefting, and soul-2-soul talks)
An irning!!!
trees (fur boat building oar roasting meets)
Unnerware, green floofee nikers type, wif tine pokkits (tehy hav bee wif us awlwais.)
wild boars – fur roasting an then feesting
Oh nooooooes!!!
Ai did it again!! next purrson -
Nest purrson – please to be putting in the “v”
(Ai think ai go take nap now!!
Wail, I tink we awl NOZE whut V is (besydes vendetta!)
Valhawla!!
Wild boars, like JCHBK (B fur bazillyun!)
X-siting lyfstile
ARG! I Ment, liek JCHBK SED!!!!
wuz kinda funnee teh furst way, tho!
Valkyrie, fur tidying up teh battelfeeld
xenophobia, motive fur conkering eberyfing in sight
yardarm, fur sails in case of galley slave revolt
zephyr, in case of sails
I liek teh idea of Valkyree fur. Sounds qwite intreeging.
Valkyries not yor mama nor yor maid, Dr. VikingCat!! Preepaer to haev yor eerdrumz bursted by Valkyrie shreeks!
yebbut, valkyire’s hole job is pikkin up teh ded guys. dey is most of teh untidiness on teh battelfeeld, rite?
Viking flag (so’s dey noes we comin)
X-tra personable flotashun devices (in case da boat brakes)
Zip up tights (da mens looks gud in dese)
I fink yew cheezfrens are teh amazing.
Al Fabettical AND phunee! Yardarm zippity up tites (hee hee hee) harts ob emninees AND oven foar cuking (erk!)
I am saving these lists. I beeleeve thay will be ob historical valyoo sum dai!
But mostly, they make mee laff!
Fanks for beeing de braney kitteh luvers!
Twice I haz posted the V component on the list; first time 15-20 minutes ago) – twice it haz not showed up.
After Viking celebrashion, lets get back to beating the techies at ICHC mothership until they get the warp drive working again.
She’s givvin’ us all she’s gawt, captin!
ref CH at 8:49……. I’m getting to the point in teh ebening dat ai jus read mosly wut ebbryone sais, as soon as i post sumting teh screen goes into refresh mode and takes absolutely forever to come back……….. extremely frustrating…and teh burglers…….. forget tems
Oh Bwoonhiwda, yor so wuvwy…
Yesh, I noze it, I kaynt halpit…..
Yoo shooda seen ma fren’z mashup, she taked dat cartoon an re-editititited it to Behemeeyun Rapsodee! Beree much win!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN51VU-Zf5M
I finded it!! Yay!! Iz brillyunt!!!
Yah, u iz, and the cartoon Whapsody is so much win and awesum!
we pillage and plunder and rifle an loot
drink upp mee ‘arties yo ho
…an reelie bad eggs
But whi iz awl da rum gone?
*staggers drunkenly*
oh . . .dats whai.
oops, gmta………… uzzed dat wun up abub…….sry
Norf wind bwow, souf wind bwow!
Yoo shure I can sail teh Hi Seas in dis bote?
Shur, unless u iz mezzo-soprano kitteh. Den u can’t eben reach teh high C’s.
WIN!!!
WIN SEKUNDID!
moshun carrreeed! its offishul!
Prayse to Odin. Erik teh Cute has sayled to teh far corner of teh earf.
Oooooooh! Sew kyoot! I lurves calicos!
**SPLORT**
Rut-roh…
Liddel halp here, plz.
Oh!!!!1 rhsb – so sorree. Let mee halp yoo. CCC is heer. We alwaiz getz it out as soon as wee see a reelee cyoot kittee!!
So – hmmmm – nawt TOOO bad. Just a liddle bit *scoop scoop scrape scrape* *plump*
an now the CHRG(wdoi) – yoo liek thiz liddle piggy fayce??? Ambercat did it hurself. So *tug tug tug SNAP!!
Let mee see – yoo ar stil a liddle pail. So – a sawft blankee fur yoo (this prittee bloo wun?) an this yummee choklit ov comfort (it’s Catberree, yoo know – straight frum teeneeTineeIngerland!)
now – ai think – iv yoo rest quielee heer fur few minits, yoo will bee awl rite.
oops. sry JCH4K! I didn’t see u dere, hepin rhsb out. hoepfully rhsb wont be too warm wif too blankees!
sokay, PBwKitths – ai dint see yoo either. But WAAY beder too much tahn nawt enuf!!
There’s way too much heer fur wun purrson – ebreebudeedd shud feel frree to jump in an save teh wounded wuns. (an besydes, they just LUVS their sawft blankiees!)
Ohai, rhsb! sry it tooked so lawng to get the CCC heer to u.
*sweep sweep moppity moppity*
*pat pat pat*
*tuk tuck tuk*
*smooth eberting daon*
Dere. Nao to findz u a gud CHRG (wdoi) so ur branes woant go escapin agin.
*rummage rummage*
Aha! heer ya go! *pull pull* nao u’s all set. Fur recobery, tho, haf sum gud choklits and a nice sawft blankee – i has a nice calico wun rite heer.
Jes sit calm fer a bit – mebbe tinks of sumfink u fine bery un-kyoot.
Thank you JKH4K & Pwned by 2 kittehs.
Ai haz such a weekness 4 da calikoes!
Tanks 4 da blue blankee – Ai lurves blue. Iz mai favrit color.
Chocklit for splorting? Oh, tank you vary muches.
Ai finks of sumting very non-splortable – work! Pleh.
Berry Qyuute.. Butz keepz in mindz de weapinz arz the pointy tingss hidenz belowz de poopin deks
m ai teh onle wun wiff “immigrant song” goin thru mah hed?
nawt NE moar
Kittehs haz acktually discovered teh Noo Wurld befoer ennyone else! Kitteh claimz dis land on behafs of all kittehs and nao will rule foreverz. Unless there r goggies in dis noo wurld. Den we runz awai.
if yoo habbent seen teh videeoh:
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
yoo must!
OMG!!!! That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!
Thanks for the earworm…
Ebree tyme I heerz dat sawng, I memmerz da Vikeeng Kttens, an awl iz rite wif ma whirled….
(Shood lissen to it today, hubby gawn to DC fur wurk trip, pleh!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1
hey guys, i want dis as teh celelelelebratory danz!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
yarrr!!
norf wind bwow, souf wind bwow
I think this is from “What’s Opera, Doc?”?
Love that toon……
Kill the Wabbit, kil the wabbit!
you win teh prize behinez door number wun! OOH Bwoon Hiwda, what have i dun?
Taifoons! Huwikaynez! Urfkwaykz!
::drumatic drumroel:
SMAWG!!!
(Demun wachd “Wut’s Awpra Dok?” wey tu much an kan resait moast uv it frum memuree..
To Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries:”
Riding thru nyte skys
Flashing of whyt thys
Pickin’ up dead guys
Hey, it’s a job.
lady greycat!!! LOLZ!! Ai don’t know how it’s pawsibul taht ai nebber herd that befoar. Purrhpas ai needs to get out moar!
Iz called a “filk” an iz writtin’ by type o’ peeps who stay in waaaay too mush.
Stay in?!?!! We get owt! We goze to SCA events, an Cons, an da comik buk stor, an NE playce wif choklit…..
Mai poor hubbee klayms cawz uv deth will be deth by filk, but I caynt halp it! I heers a sawng, an I jus… improov da lirrix!
Well now – ai just had to luk it up, becuz ai hadn’t reelee hurd this nayme befoar. An awn wikipedia, it says iz moastly relayted to Sci fin, cats an . . .sumthing else.
But how izzit diffreunt frum. . .say. . .this?
*sings*
They asked me how ai noo
raccoon shi wuz blooooo
Ai just smiled and sadi
yoo hav been misled
raccoon shit is red. . .
this is older than teh things discussed in the wikipeida aricle
????? conniekshun ????????
omg! fank u so mush, lady greycat! Taht LOL is jus whut I needed todai! Wut a grate wai to get reddy fur caturday!
Kitteh, ai hayt 2 tell ya dis, but …… ur gonna need a biggur bote.
Oh, and can u go get kittehs who r waitin on Noah? He’z runnin late.
Viking kitteh ar 2 cute foah wordz
Oh noez I forgotted my CHRG
HALP! mah head it haz explodid wid dah cuteniss of the bebbeh
Uh oh, 2K.
I fink wii’s gots a spare CHRG for u on teh CCC.
Hmm – JCH4K gab the last one from Ambercat to rhsb. Wuld u like on taht SJ drawed? ’tis booytiful (alto, nawt as mush as tihs kitteh).
*sweep sweep sweep*
*mop mop*
*tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat*
*tug CHRG on 2K’s head* *grabs duktaep fur xtra protecshuns*
heer – we’s got sum Catberree choklit if u’d like. u wuld? hafs a big chunk, then.
an lessee, what color blankee to go wif ur lovely CHRG? how abowt a pale purply?
*pulls blankee up over 2K*
tehre. in a few minutes, u shuld be gud 2 go.
fank pb2K, l loves deh catberree frut and nutz choclit.
blankee ar soft and comfee and I ar berry comfortible
(With apawlojees to Led Zeppelin…)
We come frum teh land uv the ise and snoe
Frum teh midnite sun wher teh hot springs bloe!
Teh hammur uv teh godz will drive owr shipz tu noo landz
Tu fite teh hord, singing and crying, Valhalla Ai am coming!
On we sweep wif threshing ore
Our onlee gole will bee teh westurn shoar!
*wispers* dere’s a naudiovishual linkey to dis above at cheshirepat…
OM Godz of tiny paw thunder! If jo0 like pilljean kittehs in vikeenz sheap watch dis viddyoe much kitteh pow’r LOL
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/11/not-thumper-thursday-thanksgiving.html
ay’m in lub wit tem kittlins!! tey seem to multpuleye rite b4 yr eyes!!
Erika teh Red and Oranj and Blak sets of to colonize Greenland.
D’oh! I meens Erika teh Red and *White* and Blak.
Of course, a viking kitteh who would call Greenland “Greenland” has culler identificashun issues alreddy.
wow! dat splains alot – nao we no why its cawled greenland!
Today’s Hystorical Geeograffy lesson is brot to u by teh letter thorn and teh number elebenty.
Weird ship for a viking…
*whispurrs* yoo gotz to werk wif what yoo hav!!
okay, tell us wat kinda ship it reely is. but dont be surprised if we ignoar teh facts. wee nebber let teh fakts get in teh way ob silliness.
And that’s a fact.
Hey, wait a minnit…
why iz luks laik a chikken ship to moi (nawt sientifix naim)
It’s a Drakkaw-w-w-r.
Is missing stripey sail, tho. Mebbe viking kitteh is waiting for her tabby fren to come and beez teh sail.
Uff-Dah
sigh. my helmuts on too tite. esplanashun?
Iz Skandahoovian fur Holy Cow r sumpin like dat.
Here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uff_da
Uff-da! Mebbe dis linky will wurk:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uff_da
Hmph. Try dis wun, den:
http://www.lawzone.com/half-nor/uffda.htm
oooooo new otto motto paeic vocabulamary werd! fanks!
R foar Yee-haw R yippee, kinda liek dat…
Even the toughest warriors will succumb to the cuteness.
i thimk iz a Ray Stevens sawng:
Erik teh lolful
the brootal an currageows
Erik teh lolful
mercy’s sake an goodness graciouws
yu can run but yu juss caynt hiiiyyyyde!
fergits teh rest…
*rus awai*
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akkk! i juss caynt hiiiddee!
Viking kitteh is famed poet Purri Snorglasson, known for the Yeower Edda, Eggy Saga, Hairslinker, etc.
PURRI SNORGLASSON!!!
*clamps handz to strayning skul*
I (berrly) survyvd teh kitteh kyootnis, but cant… survyv… dat… *BOOM*
comes sailz wai, comes sailz aie, witz meez
Ai lurves Styx!
And da Stones 2! LOL
Ai cwack miself up.
Just watchout fur yur bonez!
Vikings! Prepare for glory, for tonight we dine in Niflheim!
Sorriez meez 2nd “wai” wentz
Iz haz a myztereez shipz
***Rummmage, rummage
**mumble mumble
Got it!
**tug, tug, drag, drag
**scrape, scrape, screeeeeech.
**Stands up on Mary O’s soapbox
Your attenshun plz.
Today b the leap day.
Remember to always luk b4 u leap.
Happee birfday to eny & all leap kittehz.
Cheezgurlz may asking the cheezboi uv der choys to dansing and/or marrying.
That is all.
(this has been a public service announcement.)
**gets down and drags soapbox back where she gotted it.
Today is mah bf’s (bullfrog’s) birfday! He is 12.
Only 24 moar yeers until he’s leegal!
♬
lolcatburglar had a bullfrog
she’s a good fren ob mine
she nebber unnerstood a singlol werd i said
but she always lissened to me whine
singin
Joy to teh whirlld..
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happy birthday to lolcat’s bullfrog
i think he must be fortee eight?
she better get him a nice presnet yeah
or he’ll think she’s a reel cheepskate.
sing it nao
Joy to teh whirled…
♬
Joy 2 deh whirrld
Joy 2 deh fishies in deh deep bloo see
Joy 2 sweet mais oui!!
♬
Thx, MaryO. That was, um, ribbeting.
Oh, and thx, Cweenie! I didn’t see ur verse befoar.
MaryO, I finded a reel nice prezzie for him. It was a steal!
Nao, ware did I puts teh watch I was waring on Oscar nite? I know I wore it there, but I can’t seem to find it nao. Hmmmmm…
adn i nebber did get my lubly greem majicamal silkie wrap designd by Galadrile…
mai shoos ar goen. . .
i marryded mi cheezboi twenny yeerz ago dis March!
Twenny yeers? That’s teh Cheezburger anniversary.
Tradishunal Lolcat Annivershury Gift Guide:
First Yeer: crumpled-up peeces of paper
Second: cotton balls
Therd: lether collars
Forth: Fry Baby for makin’ large frys at home
Fifth: Woodin Viking Sallid Bote
Sixth: New iron for teh YNG
Sebenth: Woolen swetter to make a nest in
Aighth: Linen mouse filled wif catnips
Ninth: Serammic pots to grow catnip or kittehs in
Tenth: Diamond-encrusted litter scoop
Fittenth: Crystal litter box
Twennieth: Cheezburgerz
Twenny-fifth: Sterling silver luvving cup filled wif diet soda
Thirtyeth: Purls
Thirty-fifth: Swine
Fittyeth: Golden chikken nuggitz (soopersized)
WIN fur LCB.
Especially, since I gets a Crystal Litter Box this yeer. Or, duz I hab to GIB a Crystal Litter Box? If dat’s teh case, I bwake up and go bak to teh Crumpled-up Peeces of Paper.
Donot worries, Romeow. I will get u TOO crystal litter boxes. One fur each of u. Then u no has to worry or fite over whose is His and whose is Hers.
You can lissten to teh raydio while using them, since you will has a crystal set!
rimshot!!
MEOWulf in search of Grendlol
FTW!
Da farmurs wuz gawn an da sheep wuz awn fyre wen I got heer. Dat’s ma storee an Ah’m stikin to it!!!
(Awlwayz furgits da law uv Vikeengs: Pillage furst, DEN burn!)
Oh, an lookit dis: http://www.faildogs.com
Teh furst wun for Feb 27 izznt a fayl.
Not frum teh kitteh POV ennywai.
Dat shur iz won fansee littur bawx.
ai’ve cum tew pillige yur villige ov yur cheezburgerz!
♬Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH!
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AH!
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.♬
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Mewrrrr! I b feeyurs Vaiking! I sayulz. I piluj! I discuvr noo landz fr tu piluj!! I….
What, dat? Dat be mah tag. Tag iz sew I kan getz bak hoem if I iz losted. An den…
Hey, wayr u go?? Kum bak!! Feeturs Vaiking!! Mewrrr!!! Mee-yoowrrr!!! Purrrr???
Purrrrrrrrfekt!!
MMEEEEEOOOOO-OW!
…MEEEEEEOOOO-OW!
Ah kums frum da land uf da ice n snow….
durn… Miroku beated us to it.
Swordz wuz getting too heavy for me pawz
Bjorn to be wiiiiiild…
O hai, Duffy!!!! how nice to see yoo heer! Reelee miss yur funneh commints. . . ;-(
;-(
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How curious.
Sorree JAnetCH4K – Been havin probleims. Bettur now.
Butt UpHellyAa was January 29 and taht liddle ship waz burnd in Lerwick!
Arrrrrrr!
–Eskyooze me–
PurrrrrrRRrrrrr!
Kewt liddill Kitteh
iz Free Reepublikk Vyekeeng
Kitteh… Hurz fytez Troallz
Vyekeeng Kitteh coodz
bytez oarz skratch, prefurrz ‘Presshuss’
az weppun ubz choyss
Juss lyke Chokklitt Chip
Cookeez, no wun canz reesistz
2 kewt bawll ubz fluff
Jack.
an no wun canz resisz 2 kewt Jack!!!
AAHHHHHHH-AAHHHH!
Here is a video to celebrate kitteh’s glorious conquest!