Viking cat
pillages with cuteness
you must make offering to avoid teh pillagings!
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were in your villages steelin awl the hearts
Congratumalations on the top nawt-sekond! Viking kittehs steals all da hearts, then takes dem home and eats dem.
why, tank you I think aye see a trinomvirate, dough? Congratumalashuns to the otters.
hey guys, join in the sillehbrashun by watchin the viking kitteh linkee thing awn cheshirepat’s entree @ 7.15 am down dere. fergotted haow to do teh arrow…
less try dis
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alsew on stend’s entree
is teh cyoootest! congrats mayyyyyyyweeeeee ‘o
yup. good fing i got my Valkyrie helmut on to contain teh splort.
want. this. kitteh.
but wai’s teh rum gone??
♬
ware has awl the rum dun gone?
long time passing…
we hads lawts ob barrels wunz
lolng time ago..
♬ gawn to yng ebbrywun ♬
wut wheel tehy ebbur burn
wut wheel tehy ebbur - lurn?
Okeh, bringin up sawng at maekz meh crai iz sootubul revenj fr eerwurm i unleeshd in lazt poast.
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O wate, I fink uv difrent sawg. Saym toon doh.
*looks arown wiff bigg innocent eyes*
I diddun hab no Bloo Donkees! Srsly!
Teh treewai ty ms Mary O’, maus an CH.
whut an awl powaful triumvyraet oar whuddevva..?
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y’awl noe teh rooteen bai nao. u juss goe awn in an mill arown. *grabby paws* whutebba u leikz.
but doan trypowva teh ole maninna corna. coz taht b mii tryna catsh mii teh catnap.
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enjoi.
habba mice dai
ya da yada yada…
teh shelves aer emmmm teeee adn dis wuz found in the mail box:
your order for the tybooteak cannot be confirmed due to a message frum your email service informing us your mailbawks is filled.
ahem.
the viking kittens got groupies !!!
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
Well, yeah!!!
I haz da shirt frum wen it wuz Joel’s furst widdle tingee! Valhawla, I yam comeeng!!!!
Viking kittehs RAWK!!!
OMCC (ohmai ceiling cat…
ai hazznt seen dem vikin kitns for ayjiz! dey waz mai favrits for so long!
SpamSpamSpamSpam…
SHUTUP!
Bloody Vikings…
Pythonerie FTW!
She rides wid da Valkeries!
she needs a widdul helmet wif the horns on teh taupe.
an mebbe sum blond brades on teh sieds
oooo yeah! i shudda fot ob dat. duz we need a liszt?
a widdul helmut
blond brayds
custom desined shield to fit paws
d…
divinely blesseded sword
Eddas (ur reedin awn teh lawng bote rides)
fuds, gushie
Yay, PBdK - ai furgot teh “e.”
dress liek Queen Aleta
flooffee blankee to keep warm
greaves
harts ob enemees
indescent sposure
junque (in case ship goes down)
kuooooteness
luv
munnnys
needl sharp klaws
ovan fur kookin teh harts
pilliging geer
quark-aligned navigation unit (for steering by the stars)
retinal enhancement units (for nite vishun)
studly young male (for heavy lefting, and soul-2-soul talks)
An irning!!!
trees (fur boat building oar roasting meets)
Unnerware, green floofee nikers type, wif tine pokkits (tehy hav bee wif us awlwais.)
wild boars - fur roasting an then feesting
Oh nooooooes!!!
Ai did it again!! next purrson -
Nest purrson - please to be putting in the “v”
(Ai think ai go take nap now!!
Wail, I tink we awl NOZE whut V is (besydes vendetta!)
Valhawla!!
Wild boars, like JCHBK (B fur bazillyun!)
X-siting lyfstile
ARG! I Ment, liek JCHBK SED!!!!
wuz kinda funnee teh furst way, tho!
Valkyrie, fur tidying up teh battelfeeld
xenophobia, motive fur conkering eberyfing in sight
yardarm, fur sails in case of galley slave revolt
zephyr, in case of sails
I liek teh idea of Valkyree fur. Sounds qwite intreeging.
Valkyries not yor mama nor yor maid, Dr. VikingCat!! Preepaer to haev yor eerdrumz bursted by Valkyrie shreeks!
yebbut, valkyire’s hole job is pikkin up teh ded guys. dey is most of teh untidiness on teh battelfeeld, rite?
Viking flag (so’s dey noes we comin)
X-tra personable flotashun devices (in case da boat brakes)
Zip up tights (da mens looks gud in dese)
I fink yew cheezfrens are teh amazing.
Al Fabettical AND phunee! Yardarm zippity up tites (hee hee hee) harts ob emninees AND oven foar cuking (erk!)
I am saving these lists. I beeleeve thay will be ob historical valyoo sum dai!
But mostly, they make mee laff!
Fanks for beeing de braney kitteh luvers!
Twice I haz posted the V component on the list; first time 15-20 minutes ago) - twice it haz not showed up.
After Viking celebrashion, lets get back to beating the techies at ICHC mothership until they get the warp drive working again.
She’s givvin’ us all she’s gawt, captin!
ref CH at 8:49……. I’m getting to the point in teh ebening dat ai jus read mosly wut ebbryone sais, as soon as i post sumting teh screen goes into refresh mode and takes absolutely forever to come back……….. extremely frustrating…and teh burglers…….. forget tems
Oh Bwoonhiwda, yor so wuvwy…
Yesh, I noze it, I kaynt halpit…..
Yoo shooda seen ma fren’z mashup, she taked dat cartoon an re-editititited it to Behemeeyun Rapsodee! Beree much win!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN51VU-Zf5M
I finded it!! Yay!! Iz brillyunt!!!
Yah, u iz, and the cartoon Whapsody is so much win and awesum!
Viking Cat will come and pillage ur town!
http://www.wannasmile.com
we pillage and plunder and rifle an loot
drink upp mee ‘arties yo ho
…an reelie bad eggs
But whi iz awl da rum gone?
*staggers drunkenly*
oh . . .dats whai.
oops, gmta………… uzzed dat wun up abub…….sry
Norf wind bwow, souf wind bwow!
Yoo shure I can sail teh Hi Seas in dis bote?
Shur, unless u iz mezzo-soprano kitteh. Den u can’t eben reach teh high C’s.
WIN!!!
WIN SEKUNDID!
moshun carrreeed! its offishul!
Prayse to Odin. Erik teh Cute has sayled to teh far corner of teh earf.
Oooooooh! Sew kyoot! I lurves calicos!
**SPLORT**
Rut-roh…
Liddel halp here, plz.