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Noah called.

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He pikks us up in 10 minits.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maus

How long can you tread water?

LOLDemon

Tu wey tai! We dans an sing nao!

O Gawd
sed “Nowah,
Dere’z gonna b a fludee fludeee….”

Maus

The animals, they came off. They came off by threesies, threesies.
The animals, they came off. They came off by threesies, threesies.
Must have been those birds and beezies, beezies. Children of the Lord.

 
infamousqbert

yur evill. pyoor evill. doanchoo noes dat song will bee stuk in mai hed forEVAR now?! argh!!!

LOLDemon

O i sawree. Tel u wat: u wantz tu get anoyin sawng stuk in mai hed? Maek it evin?

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

…an Ai’m gonna be doin teh handee moshuns dat go wif teh song!!!

(oy - eerwurm wif coreografy)

jamamakitty

ai alwais wanned to aisk………….. pls to splain teh eerwurm ref. kthxbai

mary O'Spockn

technikal like term fur song dat gets stuck in your head. wont gowayadnyouternintoababblblbingidjit.

mary O'Spockn

nawt that i wood no n e thing abowt bean a babblin idjit. nope.
ob corsenawt. un unh. nope. nawt me.

jamamakitty

mee needer, nope nawt……….. huh un (rite!)

 
mary O'Spockn

i lub it wen you speek zee fronsch…

Maus

De rien, ma cherie…

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mary O'Spockn

oooooo, shudda putted my seet belt awn…

*klonk*

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oooooooooooooo *thud*

 
Maus

Cool. Two for the price of one… :cool:

 
mary O'Spockn

dubble truble.

 
Maus

It’s a shame I don’t have this power in the real world…
*sigh*

 
mary O'Spockn

so, i see you escaped the creeping tendrils of the lathyrus odoratus x maisouikudzu ?

 
Maus

Yes. I have some in my backyard and smell it everyday. I have spent the last few years building up an immunity…

 
mary O'Spockn

looks like dats wut i bettah do wif the Fronsh.
dis klonkin ober is gettin payneful. plus, i yar having hard time geting teh nnot outta my shoestwing.*mutters to self*… how’d dat happen…

*pads off to fill daily pill organizer wif tiny porshun
ob french werds wif the daily dose of iocane powduh*

 
mary O'Spockn

*rubs liddul paws togedduh*
he thinks its teh scent ob the sweepea dat is dangereus.
*sniker*
i wunder when he’s going to notiss the
kudzu like tendrils of the variety maisouikudzu wrapping round his ankuls dragging him ineksorablee into teh abyss…

 
Maus

Oh please. I has my (t)rusty swis armee kuhnief fer taht…

 
mary O'Spockn

curses. foiled again…

 
Maus

Dont furget to twerrel yer musstash… :lol:

 
mary O'Spockn

note to self: akwire moustashe to twirl.
and maus twaps.

 
doctorcat

Maryo–
Mah hubz haz nice mustache. He mite let u twirl it if u asks polightly

 
mary O'Spockn

thanx fer teh idea, doctorcat! here goes:

Wunst upon a ebenin cheery, while I *pondered*,
Maus and Mais Oui,
Over many a quaint and curious cheesethred of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of an idea gently rapping, rapping at my small brane’s door…
.
mr doctorkat, legend of yore, twirl your mustache evermoar…

Think dat’ll werk? i did ask poe lite lee.

 
 
 
 
 
Johnson442

…And won’t go ‘way
for daysies, daysies!
Children of the Lord!

(Curtesee of mah wife, the dawg person)

 
 
 
 
 
fifi rockefeller

I haven’t thought of that song in a million years. Learned it at church camp. Thanks!

 
 
 
Maus

Go out into the world and collect all of the animals in the world by twos. Male and female, and put them into the ark.
 
Riiight…
 
Who is this really?

zauberflote

and on his ark he took some ssssnakes, and some ice cream…..ba-boom, ba-boom

 
doctorcat

Bill Cosby FTW!111!!! boy, is we old. . .

Maus

Nah. We is “classic”…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

“classic” “classic’ Ai am “classic.” ;-) Thankz. Maus - ai feel bedder now!!!

an congratz to yoo awn snaring a top spot awn this rare day!

An a’m nawt EBEN going to ask what yoo ar doing “down there” todai!!! :D

Now awl we needz iz a way to celereebraye!! Ai havn’t had enuf sleep - wuz aut dansing. Ai’m going to trai to think - oar - maybee sumwun heer haz alreddee don it?

gibbocat

eye fink mebbe ‘danzin in teh rayn’ :)
wud b mai choyz.

gibbocat

eym seenginz in teh rayn
whut a happee reef rain
lalala ♫

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Wif lotsa jumpin in puddles?? Soounds reelee gud too mee! Maus - wud yoo liek this, too? Oh, an Nick. NicK??? Yoo wud liek “Singing in the Rayn” Well - Singing - and at teh sayme time - dansing, of corse!

Maus

*singing*
Doo dee doot doo doo dee doo dee doot doo dee doo dee…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

and dansing!!

*tap tap tippitee tappetee tap tap - jump-splash!
tappetee tap tap tippetee tap tap - swing aroun lite pole
tap tap tap tap jump jump splash splash
tip tap tip tap tippetee tapptetee TAP. SPLASH!!! an teh obligatorree an awlwais fun fur mee - Whoooo Hooooooooooooooooooo!

Ooh!! Taht wuz fun. Shall we doo it agani?? :D

spykes_mom

*splash splash*
*splish sploosh splosh*

hmmm…ai seem to hab wet mehself…

SueBooCat

I laff so hard tears be running down mah leg!

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gibbocat

doan wurree - een awl diz rayn noebuddee nowtiz!!
.
wawm floofy towilz an hawt choklitz
abailubbul at teh ebber moah populah tybooteek!

 
 
 
 
 
gibbocat

teh tybooteek habz teh supplie awf koktail umbrellyz - juss ryt 4 teh okayshun.
halp yusself 2 a martoonie wyol yur dare.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

koktail umbrellyz??? Mite bee just rite fur ar deer TeeneeTinee 6 & 1/6 inch tall Maus!!
8

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Pleez doo nawt luk at teh 8. There iz no 8. Yoo ar imagining eet.

infamousqbert

der iz no 8. onlee zul.

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jamamakitty

“wispurrrrs” ai see teh aight… noos at ten

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gibbocat

teh imaginashun am infinite 8) 8

eye wud breeng u moar scientology punz.
but john Trabowlta has tehr joek buk ryt nao.

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jamamakitty

off teh subjik………… gibbocat, hab yew ebber herd of Alton Pancras? wun ob mai ansesterrrrs wus teh vicar there in 1864……. jus wunderd

 
gibbocat

eyeb herd ob alton towers and st pancras. one am teh ‘mewzmint pork an teh udder am rayolwai stayshun.
bud eye nebber herd awf dis mixchewer ob teh 2..? sry

 
jamamakitty

I’m sure I would have never heard of it either if it weren’t in our family tree history

http://www.dorset-opc.com/AltonPancras/AltonPancras.htm

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

:D

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gibbocat

wuz eet sumtink yu 8 ??

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

OK - 8)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

Classic. Yes, i can has classic.

Wut’s a cubit?

mary O'Spockn

well, don’t worry bout dat rite nao…

 
Jenniffuurr

*liffs teh pompomz ovar hed*
Cubitz
Forbitz
seeksbitz
Uh dollah
Awl furr kittehs
Stan up an hollah! YAAAYYY! *wayves teh pompomz*
(umm, lil halp un-doin teh splitz, plz?)

 
 
pegataur

Did any cheeze peeps see “Fantasia 2000″?

How ’bout Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance (Land of Hope and Glory for Cheezepeeps in Ingerland)?

De aminals going marching into de ark singing

Duuuuh, du du da duh dun (Land of Hope and Glory)
Duuuuh, du du da duuuuhh (Mother of the Free)
Duuuuh du du da duh (And now a whole bunch of words I don’t know)
Bum ba ba bum bah (Bum bum bum bum )
Duuuh du du da duh, dun
Duuh, da da dum bum.

gibbocat

but wen teh heffalumpz goe mawchin in tehy buzt up teh hoal boet!!
mebbe tehy cud tippee toe 2 teh shugga plum fayree.
tippee tow
tippee tow
liek sew..?

gibbocat

mebbeh eye cudda sed ’shugga lump fayree’..?
myta gawt moar chukkul time fur teh annagram? ;)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Anagram? Ther’s an anagram in ther??? spelt “shugga lump faytree?”

ai’ll now be goan fur tree daiz traing to fynd it. :D Fur reezonz ai hav nebber understood , ai am nawt gud wif teh anagrams.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Well, “fayree,” ov corse.

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gibbocat

trai lump an plum..?

eye wuz nawt gunna trai bustin mai lazt an lonesum brayn sell fur teh cuppul ob klumzee elefuntz!!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs