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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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How long can you tread water?
Tu wey tai! We dans an sing nao!
O Gawd
sed “Nowah,
Dere’z gonna b a fludee fludeee….”
The animals, they came off. They came off by threesies, threesies.
The animals, they came off. They came off by threesies, threesies.
Must have been those birds and beezies, beezies. Children of the Lord.
LOL!
yur evill. pyoor evill. doanchoo noes dat song will bee stuk in mai hed forEVAR now?! argh!!!
O i sawree. Tel u wat: u wantz tu get anoyin sawng stuk in mai hed? Maek it evin?
…an Ai’m gonna be doin teh handee moshuns dat go wif teh song!!!
(oy – eerwurm wif coreografy)
ai alwais wanned to aisk………….. pls to splain teh eerwurm ref. kthxbai
technikal like term fur song dat gets stuck in your head. wont gowayadnyouternintoababblblbingidjit.
nawt that i wood no n e thing abowt bean a babblin idjit. nope.
ob corsenawt. un unh. nope. nawt me.
Mais Oui…
mee needer, nope nawt……….. huh un (rite!)
i lub it wen you speek zee fronsch…
De rien, ma cherie…
oooooo, shudda putted my seet belt awn…
*klonk*
Oooooooooooooo *thud*
Cool. Two for the price of one…
dubble truble.
It’s a shame I don’t have this power in the real world…
*sigh*
so, i see you escaped the creeping tendrils of the lathyrus odoratus x maisouikudzu ?
Yes. I have some in my backyard and smell it everyday. I have spent the last few years building up an immunity…
looks like dats wut i bettah do wif the Fronsh.
dis klonkin ober is gettin payneful. plus, i yar having hard time geting teh nnot outta my shoestwing.*mutters to self*… how’d dat happen…
*pads off to fill daily pill organizer wif tiny porshun
ob french werds wif the daily dose of iocane powduh*
*rubs liddul paws togedduh*
he thinks its teh scent ob the sweepea dat is dangereus.
*sniker*
i wunder when he’s going to notiss the
kudzu like tendrils of the variety maisouikudzu wrapping round his ankuls dragging him ineksorablee into teh abyss…
Oh please. I has my (t)rusty swis armee kuhnief fer taht…
curses. foiled again…
Dont furget to twerrel yer musstash…
note to self: akwire moustashe to twirl.
and maus twaps.
Maryo–
Mah hubz haz nice mustache. He mite let u twirl it if u asks polightly
thanx fer teh idea, doctorcat! here goes:
Wunst upon a ebenin cheery, while I *pondered*,
Maus and Mais Oui,
Over many a quaint and curious cheesethred of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of an idea gently rapping, rapping at my small brane’s door…
.
mr doctorkat, legend of yore, twirl your mustache evermoar…
Think dat’ll werk? i did ask poe lite lee.
No-ah jokes no-more, no-more
…And won’t go ‘way
for daysies, daysies!
Children of the Lord!
(Curtesee of mah wife, the dawg person)
I haven’t thought of that song in a million years. Learned it at church camp. Thanks!
u lil bastrd tha song iz stux in mi hed nao
Go out into the world and collect all of the animals in the world by twos. Male and female, and put them into the ark.
Riiight…
Who is this really?
and on his ark he took some ssssnakes, and some ice cream…..ba-boom, ba-boom
Bill Cosby FTW!111!!! boy, is we old. . .
Nah. We is “classic”…
“classic” “classic’ Ai am “classic.”
an congratz to yoo awn snaring a top spot awn this rare day!
An a’m nawt EBEN going to ask what yoo ar doing “down there” todai!!!
Now awl we needz iz a way to celereebraye!! Ai havn’t had enuf sleep – wuz aut dansing. Ai’m going to trai to think – oar – maybee sumwun heer haz alreddee don it?
eye fink mebbe ‘danzin in teh rayn’
wud b mai choyz.
eym seenginz in teh rayn
whut a happee reef rain
lalala ♫
Wif lotsa jumpin in puddles?? Soounds reelee gud too mee! Maus – wud yoo liek this, too? Oh, an Nick. NicK??? Yoo wud liek “Singing in the Rayn” Well – Singing – and at teh sayme time – dansing, of corse!
*singing*
Doo dee doot doo doo dee doo dee doot doo dee doo dee…
and dansing!!
*tap tap tippitee tappetee tap tap – jump-splash!
tappetee tap tap tippetee tap tap – swing aroun lite pole
tap tap tap tap jump jump splash splash
tip tap tip tap tippetee tapptetee TAP. SPLASH!!! an teh obligatorree an awlwais fun fur mee – Whoooo Hooooooooooooooooooo!
Ooh!! Taht wuz fun. Shall we doo it agani??
*splash splash*
*splish sploosh splosh*
hmmm…ai seem to hab wet mehself…
I laff so hard tears be running down mah leg!
doan wurree – een awl diz rayn noebuddee nowtiz!!
.
wawm floofy towilz an hawt choklitz
abailubbul at teh ebber moah populah tybooteek!
teh tybooteek habz teh supplie awf koktail umbrellyz – juss ryt 4 teh okayshun.
halp yusself 2 a martoonie wyol yur dare.
koktail umbrellyz??? Mite bee just rite fur ar deer TeeneeTinee 6 & 1/6 inch tall Maus!!
8
Pleez doo nawt luk at teh 8. There iz no 8. Yoo ar imagining eet.
der iz no 8. onlee zul.
“wispurrrrs” ai see teh aight… noos at ten
teh imaginashun am infinite
8
eye wud breeng u moar scientology punz.
but john Trabowlta has tehr joek buk ryt nao.
off teh subjik………… gibbocat, hab yew ebber herd of Alton Pancras? wun ob mai ansesterrrrs wus teh vicar there in 1864……. jus wunderd
eyeb herd ob alton towers and st pancras. one am teh ‘mewzmint pork an teh udder am rayolwai stayshun.
bud eye nebber herd awf dis mixchewer ob teh 2..? sry
I’m sure I would have never heard of it either if it weren’t in our family tree history
http://www.dorset-opc.com/AltonPancras/AltonPancras.htm
Foot! Foot!
wuz eet sumtink yu 8 ??
OK –
an dat touching bit on Muppets win Gene Kelly duzznt tri to be yung agin.
Classic. Yes, i can has classic.
Wut’s a cubit?
well, don’t worry bout dat rite nao…
*liffs teh pompomz ovar hed*
Cubitz
Forbitz
seeksbitz
Uh dollah
Awl furr kittehs
Stan up an hollah! YAAAYYY! *wayves teh pompomz*
(umm, lil halp un-doin teh splitz, plz?)
Did any cheeze peeps see “Fantasia 2000″?
How ’bout Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance (Land of Hope and Glory for Cheezepeeps in Ingerland)?
De aminals going marching into de ark singing
Duuuuh, du du da duh dun (Land of Hope and Glory)
Duuuuh, du du da duuuuhh (Mother of the Free)
Duuuuh du du da duh (And now a whole bunch of words I don’t know)
Bum ba ba bum bah (Bum bum bum bum )
Duuuh du du da duh, dun
Duuh, da da dum bum.
but wen teh heffalumpz goe mawchin in tehy buzt up teh hoal boet!!
mebbe tehy cud tippee toe 2 teh shugga plum fayree.
tippee tow
tippee tow
liek sew..?
mebbeh eye cudda sed ’shugga lump fayree’..?
myta gawt moar chukkul time fur teh annagram?
Anagram? Ther’s an anagram in ther??? spelt “shugga lump faytree?”
ai’ll now be goan fur tree daiz traing to fynd it.
Fur reezonz ai hav nebber understood , ai am nawt gud wif teh anagrams.
Well, “fayree,” ov corse.
trai lump an plum..?
eye wuz nawt gunna trai bustin mai lazt an lonesum brayn sell fur teh cuppul ob klumzee elefuntz!!
*heddesk* Ai wuz werkin awn the hole THING!!!
Jesh, Ai sawded it!
… and what’s a cubit? riiighht!
am I on Candid Camera?
Whose going to clean up that mess down there?!?!
Voopah! Voopah! Voopah! Ding!
Noah… This is the Lord, Noah….
George Carlin?
What’s a cubit?
Bill Catsby
Whoa, eye sayed dat at da sayme tyme, an it put mye post at da bottum uff da payge. Let’s see ifin de mooves it upp…
Mite bee Bill Cosby?
Booya, de mooveded mye commentz upp frum da bottum uff da payge. Izz new gayme, find yr commentz.
een awl diz rayn dey cud b worshin awai??
iz stoopee gayme (no ufenss). ai wan mai kommintz an ai wannem NAOW! (ai’s feelin krankee tudai.
teh fansee tung smylee dun kunvay teh sayme unoyanse az teh wun in tekst. jus fyi.
Let’s see… a cubit… I used to know what a cubit was.
Well don’t worry about that…
a cubit is teh distanse from teh elbow to teh fingertipz of hoomans
a catbit wuld be moar shorter
i fot “catbit” is past purfekt tense of wehn you gets teh business endz ob the
oral cavitee ob a feline’s pointee ends. hunh.
ai thot it wuz teh happee minglin uv a kitteh an a bunneh!
i thot thos critters wer called ca[b]b[/b]bits…
bb tags… i’m doin’ it rong!
colur me blushin’
mebbe yu r tinkin’ of de frend of Dilbert…
Catburt, de Ebil HR direktor
:p :p :p
You’re supposed to know all and see all. You let me go out there and bring in a pregnant elephant! You give me no manual for delivery or nothin’, never told me the thing was pregnant. There’s good old Noah, waiting underneath the elephant there, BROM, right on top of good old Noah.
Hee hee! I luv it!
Anuddur wun I lub:
*aggurvated and tired* C’Mon, fat hippo, c’mon!!”
DING! NOAH!
WAAATTT??? (I almost die laffing at dis caws I noes how hee feels)
and…..
“U change wun ub dem!!”
ROTFLMAO!
Bill Cosby FTW!
Congrats awn teh nawt-sekund posishun! Wut dans wuld u liek? Hao abowt teh Fat Albert Shuffle?
I gots mai dustpan bass violin
Hey hey HEY!
Nice Bill Cosby reference!
Bill Cosby FTW
haw haw haw haw
YES!!
Teh Donkee is jumpin upp and down wiff glee at teh Bill Cosby Noah refurrunts!!
I lubbs teh Bill Cosby!
(*wisspurrs wiff awe…Hee bee a docktur, too-yall noe dat, rite?*)
Been so menny years sense I listened too teh Album, butt I can memburs much
ub it by hart!
OK, OK, y’all noo hee wuz a Doctor, butt didja noe dat Kris Kristofferson earned
a Rhodes scholarship to Oxford an dat hee has a master’s degree in English?
My fabburite song of his was Law is for Protection of teh People.
Noah is Late.
U wud fink hims on tiem record
wud b better than Monorail Cat.
Kumquats Nick and Maus on furvest-from-last! What kind danz and drink u-all wantz?
Hi wattuh, nick. (sawee
) kudden weezist, mai bad.
eye beleeb Maus nose teh wai rown teh Tybooteek.
Sew eye will leaf u een berree caypubul pawz 2 esplaw at yur lezyur.
eye yam happee 2 b aybul two ashoor awl gud kustomurz ob teh tybooteek taht ( az yet ) nawn ob diz wunnerfool deezplai b 4 U am flud damij stork.
( fyr…. mebbeh ?? ) * ahem *
sew eenjoi browzin.
wii am kompatibbul wif fyrfawx, oprah, splodah, an mennee moah. ( unliek sum opewashunz wii cud, butt weel nawt fur feer ob reeprysuls(?), menshun.
.
habba mice dai !!1
Under my umberellah.. ellah …ellah… eh
2_K, tankz fur teh eerwurm fer todai
Bus stop, wet day
She’s there I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus go, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella
awww! kitteh lurve!
awlso, haow du ai du teh happee song noets? wawk-truu pleez?
i’m fergittin hao on teh Mac, but on teh MicroSawft is on teh numberkeypad wif teh nummerlok on: hold down teh alt key and type 13, for wun note: ♪, and hold teh alt wif 14 for teh two notes: ♫. no enter or ennything – tehy just appeer. lyk majic.
hearts iz alt 3
♥cSmall
♪♫
*gasp* is so fun!
♥ ♪♫ ♥
whee!!!
wah! canna geddid twerk. werdpress says “error”
♪1►☼ ♪♫☼►↕‼
ha!☼ ☺☻☻♥☺☻♥♠♣♦♣â™
♪ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♪
Hey dat am awsum eazee peezee kompayerd 2 teh & # an awl dat!!
Mennee mennee fanks cSmall
anudder smawt kukkee!!
Gud morning. That luks reelee prittee.
Teh Lollies ref FTW!
All teh peeple staird as if we wer bowth kwite insane.
teh fakt dat wii wuz boaf nekkid had NUFFINK tu du wif it, ai swarez.
Umbrellah kittehs…
They hab their own up-side-down boat rite there,
and they don’t eben kno it.
.
Maybe they r waiting fur better accommodashuns?
POSH – Port Outward, Starboard Hoam.
Dis reminds me of a joke:
There’s a huge flood and a guy is trapped in his house. A boat comes along and says, “Get on in!” The man replies, “The Lord will save me.”
The water is up to the second story, and another boat comes along. “Get on in!” they call. “The Lord will save me!” he replies
The water rises up to the roof, and as he’s sitting there on the roof, a helicopter comes by. “Grab the rope!” “The Lord will save me.”
The water rises even higher, and the man drowns. He goes up to heaven and asks “God, why didn’t you save me?”
God replies, “I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What more did you want?”
A lussun fur awl ov us!!!
wun ob my favorites, thanks.
Mee, too. It bee EXCELLENT tale for life.
Mee free! Lubz dis wun!
Wif awl dis rain, we shud hab a gud crop ov nip this yeer.
we cant waits to meet da 2 mousies on da ark
Der better b skwurls too.
and burdiez!
Kitteh buffeh!
Ark= kitteh s’more gas borg!!!
*toks quietleh* >:D And lotsa walruses…and menny of dem has bukkitz 4 meh 2 steel…*luks up* I be sayin dis out loud?
Umbrella cat rains terra!
berree ‘dark’ mewmor!!
teh flexipun ewzed weyeslee!
Twins!
um, rly? that might nawt be too gud.. if tehy is idennical, cannawt make de bebbeh kittehs.. and if tehy is fraternical, um, inbreeding, it shall ensoo….
nawt taht tehy don’t luk leik twins… sorry my brane just went there of itz oan ackord… bad brane!
but kitteh jeans is diffrent- yu herd haow teh klone kat wuz diffrent kuler frum its original, rite? mebbe kittehs relli duz has nine lifes an so kannot klone- oar mebbe kittehs all has teh same jeans an just wares tehm diffrently?
No I did nawt heer taht, hao interestesting! Dats a gud idea, kittehs wif inter-change-ablz jeans — maybee a meowtashun?
sorry dis is in wrong place, I will move it up wehre it belongs!
eek! It muved itself! Iz goast in teh macheen?
begun teh klone kitteh wars has…..
Gene Kelly’s kittehs
deddycaytid kitteh wattuh werld fanz wayt 4 teh ortograf frum kebin kosnuh.
Paratrooper cats behind enemy lines
are saving private ryan
Or saving Ryan’s privates frum teh vet.
The dragons and unicorns just called…
Dey can’t makes de pikk-up in time.
U gots ur green alleygatorz an ur long nekk geez,
humpback cammuls an chimpanzees
catz n ratz an elleyphunts
but shor as ur bornd
lubbliest ub awl wuz teh uneekorn!
Is earwurm farm, around hear!
Wut? I kant hear yoo… I hazza earwurm in mai ear!!!
Iz sad sawng!
Ai herds them singaaging it live!!
GMTA, tu!
You rests whais Ai keeps watshs out four the bote man. Then bees yourse turns.
Uhm…This Picture Was Released Like 2 Years Ago…I Do Believe There Is Some Theft Afoot.
yah…so?
new and exciting to meeees
)
Really? That’s news to me, as I’ve never seen such a picture, and I only became aware of ICHC several months ago. If you are going to throw out bogus accusations, better back it up with some solid evidence. I don’t appreciate being accused of plagiarism, Jakob.
U has a beef? U reports meh. Otterwise, u shuts ur piehole.
plz to splain if yr jokin. teh kittehs gets upset if ter is turrrrrrrmoyl goin onz
hi blossomo.
let me say, nice caption!!
the above comment is what we ‘affectionately’ call a “Troll”.
Meaning someone with zero sense of humour.
Please don’t let it upset you.
Your caption , as you can see from the responses and the fun, was too good to spoil by getting upset by a “Troll”.
Ignore the dumb and enjoy the fun.
understand I’m tawkin about jakob and nawt jamamakitty’s commint.
plzthxbai
Blosomo – since yoo ar speeking English, ai will too – as best ai can, eneway.
I think yoo ar mistaken, though I do not fault you at all for feeling attacked. And, as gibbocat and the others said, we are greatly enjoying your caption and it is providing us with enormous amounts of fun and merriment. And for that, we owe you our sincere and many thanks. If I knew how to do the heart thingy, I would put it in heer.!
But – I think JacobKerch ment no harm. I think he was just saying that he had seen this picture before. As he very most likely did. Many of the pictures here have been on Cute Overload and many other places before they end up here.
But here – it is not the picture that counts. It is the caption!!! Of course, a really cute picture counts – but ONLY together with the clever caption. And in that, you have succeeded marvelously.
So please – do not let this – I am sure it is just a misunderstanding – spoil the pride and excitement that you have every right to be feeling.
We here who comment need you guys – if it is a lame comment – it lies there and we have no to go with it. With a good one, we are inspired – and take it and run! And have fun playing with our friends. And all – thanks to YOU!!!
still, umm…..looks around….I thot “shut yer piehole” wuz prettee funnee. I
still hab a big grin on mah face.
gigl
*snerk*
Ohai.
Teh water is rizin.
Teh tyme’s a wastin.
Tyme to get those aminals in line.
Lemme see, we needs to get 2 ob eech,
…
anacondas
bumble bees
chickadees and their relytives
dingoes (nawt eetin bebehs)
efts
flyin skwerls
geese
horses
igrets
ok now I seez what u awl meens by teh wordpress, mai comment disapeered, maybee went into sum kind of inter-dai-mensional wurmhole?
I tries again.
jackalopes
kissing fishies
can I puts myself for the L? I don’t want to get left out inna rain!
“L”
Dat wuzz clebbur, leeza!
meeces
newt
octopuss
puddy-tats
quail
rhinosaruseses
dunkies (named “hoatie”)
eeelllz (‘lectrified)
felionz ob all sortz
(OOPSIE…furrgotz to refresh)
An a gud thing that wuz – we wud nawt hav had yur “dunkies (named “hoatie”) oar the flionz!!! otterwize!!
jackass,
kittehs (ob course!),
llamas…..
munkiez
Noah’z wife
Ospreez
Pengwinz
Quailz
Ratties!
Awww…. for sum reason this pic makes me a liddle sad
Cue Teh Carpenterz:
Rainy days and lolcats always get meee-e-e-e down
FTW!
possumz
quick borwn foxez
ring tayled leemurzes
snex..? *hmmm*
toytulz
udder kynsa tawtoisis ( can’t leaf tem owt juss b coz teh letta haz bin ewzd! )
verree kyoot liddul bebbeh tingz dat eben Dabid Attenbro haz nawt dikubberd yit!!
wombatz
xenophobix dodos ( smawl wunna dey am hex tink )
yella hammaz ( ewezful 4 reepayrin teh awk. )
an r ol buddee teh
zeebruh!
U furrgots da YAK
yakkedy yak??
tehy hab der oan sawng!! wutz dey gawt 2 kompayn abaot?
yew kin mek dat eefer ‘komplayn’ oar ‘kampayn’ iffen u liek –
der iz ownlee teh suttul poelitticul diffrunz 2 kontendz wif..?
Gud fur at leest 3 minits ov smyles. suttul – yoo has it.
mebbeh eye haz juss med up anudder werd,
but diz tiem wif teh beezarr undakurrint ob teh double entendre
( skweez mai fronsh ) – teh mynd boggulz!
Doan talk back, gibbocat.
*snickurs and runs*
hey!! hao did viz dawnki ged awn teh awk??
taps hoof on floor.
looks at gibbocat wiff raised eyebrows.
looks down at hoof pointedlee.
I don’t hab wings, u noe!
xenophobix oar hydophobix?
sadlee dey am hex stinkee, sew am kyna hawd 2 b aksin tehm.
but akkordion 2 lewiz karrulsinga dey wuz swimminz. sew eye fink dat eeliminnaytz teh hydro beet ob teh fobya. juss sayin.
nardeen bebek !
Mottyl nawt innerested in moar kittehs on teh ark
ai gibs Noah teh goggie’s address, but ai gibs him rong numbah! MUWHAHAHA! Dey goanna miss de boat……whee!
“How long can you dog paddle?”
How hi’z da water mama?
6 feets.
and risin.
uh-oh.
“This isn’t just a shower is it?”
OK Lord. Me and You, right?
“I’m with you Lord. Whatever you
say….”
johnny cash
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADMzrIwxFwk&feature=related
okay, i posted teh five feet high & risn sawng… mebee it’ll flote by later…
no, you iz currect. The earwurm version in mai hed sais “6 feet high” but teh real version seems to be 5 feet.
lotsa water
and a great song
no matter how you measures it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d6ZgqBSD5Pw
newman playing Louisiana 1927
http://youtube.com/watch?v=91Eb3FiebTs&feature=related
thanks fer these linkys. Lub that song too, bofe versions. [cud probly lissen to aaron neville sing teh fone book, acshually]
dont let the kittehs near the eerink wile he be singin doe…mite hab sum unesspectedl yowiee noats.
wusnt shure if twas teh saem. posted a linkee fur nother sawng. itll washup on shore prolly.
there’s moar posts on Delta force…
in defense of our country: newman
Hmmm. Mai earwurm sez 6′ alzo… Musta bin teh same earwurm, jus cawsin trubbel. NE wais yoo mesurez it – I dwowns at five feetz!! Gaaack!
I meen.. bluuub.. bluuub.. bluuuub…
how long can you tred water??? duz we need to come gets you?
Shut up and keep swimmin!
An if Noah is a little late, you just waits for him!
THAT ride you DON’T wanna miss! SRSLY!
Zis comment list is soo long took me 4eva to get to eet…… Nao I FORGETS WHAT TO WRITE…..THANKS A LOT!!!!!!! ^.^
no worries Inasha. Have some nip and jist go 2 yer happai plaice
Itz ok, Inasha. There’s alwaze a newer picher at the top,
wif fewer commints.
An sumday,
if yer lucky,
yew’ll go looking for it an see,
in big letters,
glowing like the rising sun,
burnin intew yer consh… conscious…. yer brayne,
NO COMMENTS
and then yer brayne will dew de mos
amayzin emmy tashun
of a rock.
a frowzen rock.
a frowzen rock in the bottum ub a glaysher.
yew’ll see.
Oh Phillipe – that is BREATHTAKEINLEE well put.
ai can’t believe ebbreething that iz bak heer. It iz so stranj. You think the thred iz finished – an then awl kinds ov wunderful things hav happened.
hee hee
U gotz mah sympafees
dose are sum usushullee handsum kittehs.
oh heres an annoying song to get stuck in your head!
baby shark do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do do baby shark do do do do do do baby shark!
momma shark do do do do do do momma shark do do do do do do
mamma shark do do do do do do mamma shark!…….
daddy shark do do do do do do do daddy shark do do do do do do
daddy shark do do do do do do do daddy shark!
kitteh #1:ai cud sing tew cheer yu up…
kitteh #2: plz dunt
if teh rynoes nd teh shakez cullyd, it meens teh apuccolips is a comin!