Lucifer cat
has been cast from ceiling
hey ceiling cat, y u gotta be so mean?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Bibimbap
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Will still try to saves him.
Just hoping Ceiling Cat will forgive me and help me redeem Lucifer Kitteh.
‘Cause really, I tink Lucifer kitteh wuzn’t opposing Ceiling Cat; he just wanted to be petted by da new hyumons.
Cookie’s Human, you just tweaked sumfing in mee dat made mah eyeballs
moas pop out an mah hairs stand on end.
I not shur exACTlee wutt u meen, butt it intreegs teh hell owt ub mee.
U get teh furst so offen I figgured mah hoofs wud be worn to a nub iff I dants
fur u. Butt dis time, I is reddee.
I duzzunt noe teh bess song furr dis, it wud take too long too figur owt. So I
is gonna sing One Tin Soldier in mah donkee-est , moas dramatic voice ebbur,
till I has teh laryngitis. Den I is gonna putt on a good dantsing song and danse
furr u till mah hoofs are worn too teh nubbins.
It’s bowt time I dantsed furr u.
Noaw run, folks, while u can…teh Donkee bowt too sing him heart owt furr
Cookies Human, an dis cud get aurallee disturbbin!!
caws…*looks arown and wisspurrs* I has a weerd kind ub dreem…
dat wun day EBBURBODDEE furgibbs EBBURBODDEE, an dat includes dose
dat maybe sum mite hab thot preeveeuslee unreedemabull…and den ebbur
boddee in teh hole universe wud vibrate wiff teh lub vibrashun and …
/runs off snifflun
comebak kafleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen,
you no, dere is dat part in the revelashuns ob john ware it says God will wipe awl de teers frum dere eyes…sumfin to luk forard to, eh?
butt deez r teh happee tears…
well, dats diffrent. keep doze wuns.
Kafleen? Ai lubz yoo. an Cookiez Hooman too.
yews such a sweeeeeeet sennimental grill!! ♥
mee or da panfer kitteh?
Or hopefullee…bofe?
at dis point in tyme ai duzznt know da panfer kitteh berry wail so
1) i wuz talkin to yew kafleen
2) but aye just noes dat panfer kitteh will turn out to bees wun toooo.. (ai hope ai din’t ‘fend yew panfer kitteh……. aim alreddy in teh cathouse wit Romeow for teh tyme out, eben do I renounced and rejected mai earlier statement)
how’s all dat 4 teh political correkness and teh back peddlin ob teh dai!!
I liek how it’s teh one that sends meh to teh Nawty Barn, that finks they’re in trubble.
aw….i lubs u 2. Y’all gib mee a hug an qwit wurreeing mee
naow.
sides, iddunt dat nawtee barn a GOOD place too bee?
*runs too look.*
/furr reesurch purrpussess onlee, ub corse.
sides, I sended u an email wiff lots and lots ub pikshurs, Romeow.
Go lookee!
ai fink ai habs teh natshural gilty conshence
mees, too.
mebbee it sown weerd, butt dat ment alot too mee. srsly. I wroted down ur
name so’s I membur.
Tank u.
{{{da panfer kitteh}}}}
*hed desk*
Caws I’m juss so impoartunt dat ebbury five minutes u see sumwun
saying dat too mee.
/sarcasum
Dat reelee, reelee sownded bad.
Wutt I meen, is, dapanferkitteh, *looks arown an hopes no one is
lissunin*
mah brain seeriuslee not wurk like it used too. and I furgets mah
butt an brain iff not attached. Dat’s whai it came secund nachur too
say dat. God, wut a stoopid rude ting too say.
*hoofs on hed an eers*
I srry!
kafleen said: I duzzunt noe teh bess song furr dis
I rekomend “Devil went down to georgia” - Charlie Daniels, or “If the devil danced in empty pockets” - George Strait, or “If you’re goin’ thru hell” - Rodney Atkins.
Lucifur nebber lozd conneckshun wid Ceiling Cat. He was sent ouda hebben to du deh dirdde job ub maekin peeple maek moral choices. He no wanna go and hadda be pushed. He nau gud peeps wud naut laik him and diz maek him sad, but he still gud angel. Widdoud Luciber puttin oud negatib choice, peeps nebber grow intu reel adult peeps wid reel active souls. Lucifer stihl drobs bai hebben on deh weekens.
Der iz an essay about Adam n Ebe dat sez der fahl was intentional. Dey wudnt grau up widdout it. Essayist sez, wud you tehl tu yung kids yo have put deh most wonnerful, delishus caek in deh fridge, but dey are not tu tuch it (iz for grown up pardee lader) den leev dem alone, and cum baek expectin to find dah caek? God not a Stoopee - he nau dey gonna find der way to de apple an trai. “dey hab become laik uz” cud be deh biddersweed pride and sorrow wen ou see yer kidz growin up. Hab u seen a liddle chile leeb deh garden ub eden - wen dey start ti realize diz wurld isnt deh fine,simple place dey had beleived? Somehow awareness of deth and awareness of morality go tugedder.
fank yu, jajeh - lubbly mettafur bowt biddersweet pride wen yer kidz growz up, an berry thotful kawming bowt discubberin mortality an morality.
it remynd me ub Buddha. wen he wuz lidl prins, he nebber left hiz fadder’z byootifull paliss. but wun dai, az yung man, he went owt, an seed dat menny peepz wuz suffrin pain, deth an loss. him nawt knoe hao tu kyure sik peepz, bring bak ded wunz, awr nuffin. he cud oanly trai tu figgur owt hao we kin feel less payn. an dat iz teh ayt-fold paf ub wizdum an efficks - nawt kling tu teh werldly fingz, stop treetin peepz an aminalz meenly, an awl dat.
mebbe ceeling cat gibz us rongz so we kin become konshus ub wut iz riet.
jajeh, wer kin ai reed teh essai yu menshuned?
*feelin kwite stoopy an sheepich*
um, ai ment “thotful kawmint”, nawt “kawming”.
*runz awai*
comebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak, moe!
cum bak, moe!
iz otay. ebbrywun maeks typing misstaeks.
wii cheezfrends awlwaiz furgib misstaeks.
{{{{{{{{moe}}}}}}}}
The essay about Adam and Eve is in The Man Who Wrestled with God by John A. Sanford. This book also contains some valuable insights into the meaning of myth, as interpreted by Jung - stories about the life of the soul. This makes them not the silly little fables, but the most important and meaningful of al stories.
The idea about Lucifer being sent on a mission did not originate with me; it arose in a discussion with my brother, who had seen or heard this interpretation someplace, but I don’t know what or where. BTW - an angel, as an eternal being, cannot change its mind, be on G-d’s side one time, and strike out on his own the net minute….s/he has been set up as to what and who they are when they come into being, somepalce in eternity. (Also not my notion…and it made more sense in the context I read it.)
I was a comparative religion major many decades ago, in college, and Buddhism was a favorite of mine
Thanks, Jajeh — the book sounds very interesting. Hope I can find it here!
I didn’t know angels couldn’t change their minds, but I realize now I’ve never really thought about them. I was not raised Christian–the limited understanding of Christianity I have is because I grew up among Christians in India (and lived many years in the US, where it’s culturally very different!), and had some Christian teachers in elementary school (we loved doing nativity plays!) and college.
I doubt if very many Christians & Jews would realize that angels cannot change their minds! Many think they are dead people, but they are a different category of being altogether. That angels cannot change their minds is to be found in one of the more arcane nooks of Judeo-Christian theology. In the writings of St. Anselm or something. THe equivalent of a Hindu theologian’s commentary on a commentary on the Upanishads.
Ya, cuz dey onlee servints uv CC, nawt childrunz. Da aynjuls can’t say no to CC, but R still kinda jelus uv peepull.
Liek CC sent an aynjul to wrassle wif, ummm, dun tell me… Jaycub? An den CC sent da aynjuls to Sodum too!
I liek da thot dat Looseefur iz a hapliss servent, doin whut he wuz told to do. I tryin to memmer Gayman’s writings abowt Looseefur an hayl an awl, wiv hims Incarnashuns an Immortls stuff…
Aynjuls nawt gots freewill liek peepulls, an also nawt mayd in da imij uv CC OR Gawd….
Iz good, Jajeh, I liek it!
Sometime angels seem to be projections of G-d - an angel will be talking in the Bible, and suddenly G-d’s on the line! This would make them similar to avatars, or the amesha spentas in Zoroastrianism
Rather like the current (and always mine) take on Judas??
People forget - or never realized - that without the betrayal and execution of Jesus, His mission would not have been fulfilled. The sacrifice of Jesus was necessary to Salvation of mankind. SO all this biz about blaming the Jews and so forth just shows that people don’t understand their own religion. Sometimes I envision Jesus desperately trying to get Himself executed (sacrificed) so that Salvation can take place, and the Sanhedrin, Pilate, and all just saying, well we have to be tolerant!
Conga Ratz CH !!!1!
R wee dancin, singin, oar eeetin N drinkin?
mebbee hab angel fud caek dat felled?
c0nb0rgulashuns, cookie’s human!
Oar debbils fud caek
I’ll take a slice of both!
Wantz sum ice creeemz wif dat 2?
Uv cors! Jus, mebbee nawt garlick flayvur….
Mebbee… Wun Sweet Whirled?
I thinks this be a good opportunity to enjoy “Ceiling Cat, Super Star!”
YAAAY !!!!1!
Cuz sooon, alll himz pointy enz will be remooved N him B frowed inna abbyss 4 a towsend yeerz
lolz, you guyz mades it moar funniez!
yes, and soon there be anticeilingcat-cat! O.O
Dat wud be floorcat?
Ai think teh anti-ceiling cat iz basemen- t oar cellar-cat. We ar teh floor catz/kittehz.
I thot we were Middle Earth? No?
Of corse–silleh me. But it is profes–prophec–purrdicted dat teh cellar cat will be let loose an roam about teh floor before teh Last Dai.
I fink I haz sawd him recently.
Iz he borked?
Wat waz Lucifer Cat doin up dere, ennywais?
He wuz one of da angels of Ceiling Cat. Lucifer Cat wanted more attenshun; Ceiling Cat cast him down. You knoes da rest…Lucifer Kitteh pretends to be snake, talks to Eve….Eve, da first and only s woman to jsut chat wid a snake instead of running to Adam skreaming “Its a snake! Get the garden hoe!!!!”
Ai m amazeded at yur grasp uv teh sityuashun, CH!! Brava! N conga ratsulashunz awn teh Nawt-sekond, 2!
Der’z uh lesun der, 2, abowt ego, hyumiliteez, trust n faif. Fank u.
I confusicated. I wuz not knowing they hadz teh ho’s in teh Garden uv Eetin. I wuz thinking teh ho’s wuz in Sodam adn Glockomorrah. And teh Garden uv Eetin wuz wear teh applez wuz.
So yur saying that maybe Adam had a garden hoe AND a Garden of Eatin’ ho. Hmmmmm……maybe Adam had problems reziztin temptashuns long before Eve be blamed.
revijunist kitteh sez…well, mebbe Eve WUZ teh Garden Hoe! An all teh Biblolkle scollars scrambldes to refyute her, wile she chordles kwiyitly to hersselfs.
Naw, Lillith wuz da gardin ho! She wuz befoar Eve, an LIEKD secks! So Adam mayd her go away cuz she wannied to be *gasp* ekwel, nawt subserveeyent!!! R moar lieklee, she wantid to be awn tawp!!!
Cookie’s Human, nawt onlee are yew nawt sekund, yew maded mee laff wif teh “Get teh garden hoe!!!” Gud fing I didn’t haf milk and peas in my mouf, or they wud haf been skwirting outta my noze.
I fownd a grate ty yesfurrdai at the Ty stoar. See the grate kitteh sayings? I fink yu wud liek it.
*sets ty on ground on a peece uv tishoo payper*
Kan’t see it….my kitteh be layin’ on top of it. Anything layin’ on de floor iz to be laid on by kitteh.
LYP - den we wud hab whirled peas!
Fank yew, CH. Akshully I did nawt kno teh hole storee. Yes, I can heer awl teh “gasps ov horror.”
Teh catshun has moar funneh, nao dat u splained it to meh.
Juss one questshun: Who iz teh garden hoe?
I’m taekin a risk, cuz wen jamamakitty brot it up, in teh last pikshur, I gots sent to teh nawty barn.
Nawt fare - udder peeps say bad words and I get sent to teh nawty barn.
When Eve skreamed for Adam to bring da garden hoe ( to kills da talking snake) and Adam arrived wid da Garden ho, a slap fight ensued, and everybody be ejected from da pretty garden of Eatin’.
*Epiphany lite up brane* Perhaps Eve and Adam and his garden ho were all banished to da nawty barn - which we knoes az our world.
X-kuse me…my priest be kalling me to diskuss my
x-communikatshun……
Fanks Cookie’s Human!
I had no idea this storee waz so exciting! I alwais liek to see how history iz relevant to todai. Teh Nawty Barn brot it full sirkle.
U’ve been a grate halp to meh. Sorry bout teh dust up wif ur preest.