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  1. Cookie's Human says:

    Will still try to saves him.

    • Cookie's Human says:

      Just hoping Ceiling Cat will forgive me and help me redeem Lucifer Kitteh.

      • Cookie's Human says:

        ‘Cause really, I tink Lucifer kitteh wuzn’t opposing Ceiling Cat; he just wanted to be petted by da new hyumons.

        • kafleen says:

          Cookie’s Human, you just tweaked sumfing in mee dat made mah eyeballs
          moas pop out an mah hairs stand on end.

          I not shur exACTlee wutt u meen, butt it intreegs teh hell owt ub mee.

          U get teh furst so offen I figgured mah hoofs wud be worn to a nub iff I dants
          fur u. Butt dis time, I is reddee.

          I duzzunt noe teh bess song furr dis, it wud take too long too figur owt. So I
          is gonna sing One Tin Soldier in mah donkee-est , moas dramatic voice ebbur,
          till I has teh laryngitis. Den I is gonna putt on a good dantsing song and danse
          furr u till mah hoofs are worn too teh nubbins.

          It’s bowt time I dantsed furr u.

          Noaw run, folks, while u can…teh Donkee bowt too sing him heart owt furr
          Cookies Human, an dis cud get aurallee disturbbin!! :lol:

          • kafleen says:

            caws…*looks arown and wisspurrs* I has a weerd kind ub dreem…

            dat wun day EBBURBODDEE furgibbs EBBURBODDEE, an dat includes dose
            dat maybe sum mite hab thot preeveeuslee unreedemabull…and den ebbur
            boddee in teh hole universe wud vibrate wiff teh lub vibrashun and …

            /runs off snifflun

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              comebak kafleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen,
              you no, dere is dat part in the revelashuns ob john ware it says God will wipe awl de teers frum dere eyes…sumfin to luk forard to, eh?

            • dapanferkitteh says:

              Kafleen? Ai lubz yoo. an Cookiez Hooman too.

              • jamamakitty says:

                yews such a sweeeeeeet sennimental grill!! ♥

              • kafleen says:

                mebbee it sown weerd, butt dat ment alot too mee. srsly. I wroted down ur
                name so’s I membur.

                Tank u. 8-O

                {{{da panfer kitteh}}}}

                • kafleen says:

                  *hed desk*
                  Caws I’m juss so impoartunt dat ebbury five minutes u see sumwun
                  saying dat too mee.

                  /sarcasum

                  Dat reelee, reelee sownded bad.

                  Wutt I meen, is, dapanferkitteh, *looks arown an hopes no one is
                  lissunin*

                  mah brain seeriuslee not wurk like it used too. and I furgets mah
                  butt an brain iff not attached. Dat’s whai it came secund nachur too
                  say dat. God, wut a stoopid rude ting too say.

                  *hoofs on hed an eers*
                  I srry!

          • KimmerKC says:

            kafleen said: I duzzunt noe teh bess song furr dis

            I rekomend “Devil went down to georgia” – Charlie Daniels, or “If the devil danced in empty pockets” – George Strait, or “If you’re goin’ thru hell” – Rodney Atkins.

        • JAJEH says:

          Lucifur nebber lozd conneckshun wid Ceiling Cat. He was sent ouda hebben to du deh dirdde job ub maekin peeple maek moral choices. He no wanna go and hadda be pushed. He nau gud peeps wud naut laik him and diz maek him sad, but he still gud angel. Widdoud Luciber puttin oud negatib choice, peeps nebber grow intu reel adult peeps wid reel active souls. Lucifer stihl drobs bai hebben on deh weekens.

          Der iz an essay about Adam n Ebe dat sez der fahl was intentional. Dey wudnt grau up widdout it. Essayist sez, wud you tehl tu yung kids yo have put deh most wonnerful, delishus caek in deh fridge, but dey are not tu tuch it (iz for grown up pardee lader) den leev dem alone, and cum baek expectin to find dah caek? God not a Stoopee – he nau dey gonna find der way to de apple an trai. “dey hab become laik uz” cud be deh biddersweed pride and sorrow wen ou see yer kidz growin up. Hab u seen a liddle chile leeb deh garden ub eden – wen dey start ti realize diz wurld isnt deh fine,simple place dey had beleived? Somehow awareness of deth and awareness of morality go tugedder.

          • moe says:

            fank yu, jajeh – lubbly mettafur bowt biddersweet pride wen yer kidz growz up, an berry thotful kawming bowt discubberin mortality an morality.

            it remynd me ub Buddha. wen he wuz lidl prins, he nebber left hiz fadder’z byootifull paliss. but wun dai, az yung man, he went owt, an seed dat menny peepz wuz suffrin pain, deth an loss. him nawt knoe hao tu kyure sik peepz, bring bak ded wunz, awr nuffin. he cud oanly trai tu figgur owt hao we kin feel less payn. an dat iz teh ayt-fold paf ub wizdum an efficks – nawt kling tu teh werldly fingz, stop treetin peepz an aminalz meenly, an awl dat.

            mebbe ceeling cat gibz us rongz so we kin become konshus ub wut iz riet.

            jajeh, wer kin ai reed teh essai yu menshuned?

            • moe says:

              *feelin kwite stoopy an sheepich*

              um, ai ment “thotful kawmint”, nawt “kawming”.

              *runz awai*

            • JAJEH says:

              The essay about Adam and Eve is in The Man Who Wrestled with God by John A. Sanford. This book also contains some valuable insights into the meaning of myth, as interpreted by Jung – stories about the life of the soul. This makes them not the silly little fables, but the most important and meaningful of al stories.

              The idea about Lucifer being sent on a mission did not originate with me; it arose in a discussion with my brother, who had seen or heard this interpretation someplace, but I don’t know what or where. BTW – an angel, as an eternal being, cannot change its mind, be on G-d’s side one time, and strike out on his own the net minute….s/he has been set up as to what and who they are when they come into being, somepalce in eternity. (Also not my notion…and it made more sense in the context I read it.)

              I was a comparative religion major many decades ago, in college, and Buddhism was a favorite of mine

              • moe says:

                Thanks, Jajeh — the book sounds very interesting. Hope I can find it here!

                I didn’t know angels couldn’t change their minds, but I realize now I’ve never really thought about them. I was not raised Christian–the limited understanding of Christianity I have is because I grew up among Christians in India (and lived many years in the US, where it’s culturally very different!), and had some Christian teachers in elementary school (we loved doing nativity plays!) and college.

                • JAJEH says:

                  I doubt if very many Christians & Jews would realize that angels cannot change their minds! Many think they are dead people, but they are a different category of being altogether. That angels cannot change their minds is to be found in one of the more arcane nooks of Judeo-Christian theology. In the writings of St. Anselm or something. THe equivalent of a Hindu theologian’s commentary on a commentary on the Upanishads.

                  • onceajinx says:

                    Ya, cuz dey onlee servints uv CC, nawt childrunz. Da aynjuls can’t say no to CC, but R still kinda jelus uv peepull.

                    Liek CC sent an aynjul to wrassle wif, ummm, dun tell me… Jaycub? An den CC sent da aynjuls to Sodum too!

                    I liek da thot dat Looseefur iz a hapliss servent, doin whut he wuz told to do. I tryin to memmer Gayman’s writings abowt Looseefur an hayl an awl, wiv hims Incarnashuns an Immortls stuff…

                    Aynjuls nawt gots freewill liek peepulls, an also nawt mayd in da imij uv CC OR Gawd….

                    Iz good, Jajeh, I liek it!

                    • JAJEH says:

                      Sometime angels seem to be projections of G-d – an angel will be talking in the Bible, and suddenly G-d’s on the line! This would make them similar to avatars, or the amesha spentas in Zoroastrianism

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Rather like the current (and always mine) take on Judas??

                • JAJEH says:

                  People forget – or never realized – that without the betrayal and execution of Jesus, His mission would not have been fulfilled. The sacrifice of Jesus was necessary to Salvation of mankind. SO all this biz about blaming the Jews and so forth just shows that people don’t understand their own religion. Sometimes I envision Jesus desperately trying to get Himself executed (sacrificed) so that Salvation can take place, and the Sanhedrin, Pilate, and all just saying, well we have to be tolerant!

    • GeeNeeZcatz says:

      Conga Ratz CH !!!1!

      R wee dancin, singin, oar eeetin N drinkin?

  2. GeeNeeZcatz says:

    Iz he borked?

  3. Romeow says:

    Wat waz Lucifer Cat doin up dere, ennywais?

    • Cookie's Human says:

      He wuz one of da angels of Ceiling Cat. Lucifer Cat wanted more attenshun; Ceiling Cat cast him down. You knoes da rest…Lucifer Kitteh pretends to be snake, talks to Eve….Eve, da first and only s woman to jsut chat wid a snake instead of running to Adam skreaming “Its a snake! Get the garden hoe!!!!”

      • Feelionophiliac says:

        Ai m amazeded at yur grasp uv teh sityuashun, CH!! Brava! N conga ratsulashunz awn teh Nawt-sekond, 2!
        Der’z uh lesun der, 2, abowt ego, hyumiliteez, trust n faif. Fank u.

      • cweenmj says:

        I confusicated. I wuz not knowing they hadz teh ho’s in teh Garden uv Eetin. I wuz thinking teh ho’s wuz in Sodam adn Glockomorrah. And teh Garden uv Eetin wuz wear teh applez wuz.

        • Cookie's Human says:

          So yur saying that maybe Adam had a garden hoe AND a Garden of Eatin’ ho. Hmmmmm……maybe Adam had problems reziztin temptashuns long before Eve be blamed.

          • Flartus says:

            revijunist kitteh sez…well, mebbe Eve WUZ teh Garden Hoe! An all teh Biblolkle scollars scrambldes to refyute her, wile she chordles kwiyitly to hersselfs.

            • onceajinx says:

              Naw, Lillith wuz da gardin ho! She wuz befoar Eve, an LIEKD secks! So Adam mayd her go away cuz she wannied to be *gasp* ekwel, nawt subserveeyent!!! R moar lieklee, she wantid to be awn tawp!!!

      • LyP says:

        Cookie’s Human, nawt onlee are yew nawt sekund, yew maded mee laff wif teh “Get teh garden hoe!!!” Gud fing I didn’t haf milk and peas in my mouf, or they wud haf been skwirting outta my noze.

        I fownd a grate ty yesfurrdai at the Ty stoar. See the grate kitteh sayings? I fink yu wud liek it.

        *sets ty on ground on a peece uv tishoo payper*

      • Romeow says:

        Fank yew, CH. Akshully I did nawt kno teh hole storee. Yes, I can heer awl teh “gasps ov horror.”
        Teh catshun has moar funneh, nao dat u splained it to meh.
        Juss one questshun: Who iz teh garden hoe?
        I’m taekin a risk, cuz wen jamamakitty brot it up, in teh last pikshur, I gots sent to teh nawty barn.
        Nawt fare – udder peeps say bad words and I get sent to teh nawty barn.

        • Cookie's Human says:

          When Eve skreamed for Adam to bring da garden hoe ( to kills da talking snake) and Adam arrived wid da Garden ho, a slap fight ensued, and everybody be ejected from da pretty garden of Eatin’.

          *Epiphany lite up brane* Perhaps Eve and Adam and his garden ho were all banished to da nawty barn – which we knoes az our world.

        • kafleen says:

          Oh, noes!! :cry:

          I muss go looks dat up!!

        • jamamakitty says:

          must ai renounce AND reject mai former statement? ai don wan to cum across as dsic, dis, oh you know, ai not pik on ony yew

      • kafleen says:

        diddun male-dominated history make EVE owt too bee teh garden ho?

        /runs faster tan a 747 can fly, fraid too look back.

      • gibbocat says:

        eye lolld sew mush eye am hurtinz, CH !1 !!
        awl rown concatz 4 ewez!! ;)

    • cratz says:

      Is this kitteh up on teh ceiling, or sprawled out on teh tile flur? Maybee tile flur is slippy an kitteh cant gets hims footing/pawing.

  4. karen says:

    grrawt cleenr? evvrr heer uv it?

  5. Romeow says:

    I waz pikshuring sumpfing wif red horns, tayl, and pitch fork.
    Iz Lucifer Cat nekkid?
    Oh my!

  6. mary O'Spockn says:

    how de miowty hab fallen…

  7. diva says:

    Iz betr 2 rool in kichin (wif da hoomunz gibin gooshifudz in tummirubz n stuf) den serv in ceelin. Srsly.

  8. McGehee says:

    Splat cat iz flat.

    Pay attenshun, kittehs: tihs iz wai U musst land awn yr feets.

    • The Crapture says:

      reminds me of the Stephen Wright bit: “i’ve been really depressed lately, not that anyone would notice. It was so bad that i decided the other day that i was gonna kill myself, so i climbed to the top of a building and jumped off…but on the way down my back twisted around and i did a flip in mid air and landed on my feet…no one was there to see it except for these two kittens behind the dumpster. One kitten looked at the second one and said ’see, THAT’S how we do it.’ “

  9. Seward says:

    It r bettr tu rool on linohleeum tahn surv in teh seeling tylz.

  10. The Crapture says:

    MEH-FUR-STOPTEHFLEEZ:
    Why dis am the baysmint, nor iz I owt of it.
    Tinks u dat I who saw teh fase of Ceilingcat,
    And tasted the eternal joys of Teh Attik,
    Am not toarmented wif ten thousand baysmints,
    In being deprived of everlasting bliss?”

  11. Mkamba says:

    I seez dat belli n I hopez kitteh been chekeed 4 d wormz.

    Dat kitteh be tinkin: Tile be cool on da belliez!

    • jamamakitty says:

      dats wun pooor pooor pifitul kittlin………sew scrannies…….. ai will taik himz in an lubs himz and sqweeeeeze himz and lawk himz ina caige forebber……… only kiddling.. lots ob gushie fuds 4 himz

      • kafleen says:

        Dat made mee LOL

        Butt bottum line is…will u calls him George?

        • jamamakitty says:

          ai nebber herd dat verzhun……… we used to hab dis website where we awl talk and use teh wav files. an dat wuz wun ob dems. but ai can soitenly callz hims George! an at dis point it iz teh bottom line till teh next commint!

          • kafleen says:

            I is pleezed too tell u den!!!!

            Dis frum teh storee by John Steinbeck ( wun ub mah top favorites!) “Of Mice and Men”

            It was a very, very, special story about wandering laborers Lenny and George.

            George took care of Lenny, who was “not quite right.” (Don’t remember why, but I do know Lenny’s hart was in rite place.)

            A vereh pretteh ladee woo wuz a littul too eesee wiff teh flirtees gotted Lenny’s
            attenshun…an becuz he “not qwite rite” hee wuz too ruff. She panicked…hee
            had an innocent soul, butt gotted scared..Bottom line…she suffocated.

            Ebburboddee now owt to get teh “Murderer.”

            Poor Lenny and George had a dream ub dere own littul peece ub hebbun…
            and it had bunnbunns fur Lenny. Hee sed hee wud lub dem and name dem
            George.

            George noo teh mob wuz owt fur blood fur teh innocent harted Lenny, and
            dey wuz on teh run. Lenny not noe. George tole him teh storee agin…ub\
            how dere place wud bee, wiff teh bunnees an all. Den him putted a gun on
            Lenny’s hed and blew his brains owt to save him frum teh violent mob.

            /runs awai, sobbing hysterically

            • jamamakitty says:

              ooh mai………..dat be teh saddes fing ai’ve herd inna lawwwwwn tyme. but ai prresheate yew takin alla tyme to splain it, Kafleen. ai weel nebber hear dat sprshun agin wittout membering yew splainin it! (let me waip awai yer teeers)

            • princess mu says:

              amazing incredible storii kafleen! I lurved it tew! i was yung wen i read it. i wuz deeply touched. still am :)

              • kafleen says:

                Teh book wuz ebbun MOAR painfull,…and Curly was ebbun wurse. :(

                Yu noe, seems like John Steinbeck doles owt teh pain in spades in all ub
                his books. Like teh Pony stories wiff Joey.

                East of Eden was my favorite book ever. Dat man seems too bee full
                ub teh sufferin. I herd he was married too a woman like Cathy.

                Jane Seymour did an amazing job wiff dat character.

                • JAJEH says:

                  Tuk course on comedy once, an, believe or not, Steinbeck’s writings offen are comedy in dat dey affirm de elan vital, de life force. He sez in Grapes of Wrath “Having stepped forward, he may slip back, but only half a step, never the full step back. ” No matter how bitter and downtrodden the characters are, there is always a positive

            • JAJEH says:

              Der waz a berry gud flm adapshun….ai tnk Lon Chaney Jr. played Lenny. Ai memmer Lenny laiked bunbuns and waz gonna hab dem at der own place, but didn remmber he wud cahld demm all Gerge. Tanks,….ai wunnered where dat caem from tu, but nebber godaround tu askin

            • Kafleen-thanks so much.
              I’m learning things again!
              *catches up to kafleen and hands her a tishoo and a cuppa water-there, there, now*

              • I’m entirely positive “Of Mice and Men” came nawt sekkund.
                I remember (when I was an itteh bitteh kiddeh) a Bugs Bunny cartoon with a redhaired monster who caught BB and said “I will luv him & pet him & call him George.” It would not have been funny to a more sophistiCATed audience if Steinbeck’s book (or the movie) hadn’t come out nawt sekkund.
                But I nevah knew where the *original* reference was frum.
                Many thanks.

  12. mysterious says:

    better to LOL on floor, than serve in ceiling.

  13. Nick says:

    Aw. Scrawny kitty needs fuds.

  14. rodney dill says:

    cast from ceiling… but sticks the landing.

  15. Cottleston Pie says:

    What a scrawny little kitteh. Someone get him a sammitch!

  16. insanityinside says:

    aww, poor fallen anjel cat
    (sympathy 4 teh floor cat, i has it)

  17. Dawg Gawd says:

    Still, he fell on his legs.

  18. Max says:

    Rufus Kitteh fallz 2 erf to help Jay Kitteh and Silent Bob Kitteh.

  19. JAJEH says:

    Diz picher is a scene frum deh Spring Padgundt. Deh kitteh goes to kttengarden wid deh kitteh dat plais Ceilin Cat.

  20. no 1 in particular says:

    so ai gess instedz ov teh grate red dragon, iz noa teh grate blak kitteh!
    (sii Revelation 12)

  21. Lyssa says:

    Felix Culpa AND the Pelagian Heresy–two of my favorites. The first is the idea that several cheezfrends have already mentioned: that were it not for the Fall, there would be no moral choice. The second is Pelagias’ idea that eventually God will redeem all souls. He lost out to Augustine (boo! hiss!) and was declared heretical. But I’ve always loved him; and even C.S. Lewis, much beloved of fundies, is pretty much a Pelagian. And God bless him for that.

    Sorry for no lolspeak. Too late too tired and too much an English Major. Cheers to all. You keep me going. And if anybody recognizes the ref in my name, I’ll be delighted.

    Rhubarb

    • JAJEH says:

      I have thought that the various heresies shed some valuable insights on theology. Sometimes in reading them you can see why they had to be rejected (Alas! SO violently!) Sometimes they provide useful notions outside the mainstream. I don’t remember them all….it’s been a long time since I read up on them….but I do remember them as valuable and of great interest.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      hmmmm. *ponders name* something to do with goddess of rage or mania? somehow doesn’t seem to fit with such a calmly stated contribution.
      Thanks to both of you (Lyssa & Jajeh) for your comments.

      p.s. I’m interested in the C.S. Lewis comment. What do you think of The Great Divorce in ref to this subject?
      kthnxbai

  22. Rhubarb (erstwhile Lyssa) says:

    Thanks for your comment, JAJEH, and my apologies to you and all for mistyping “Pelagius” last night. Many of the heresies were, of course, utter and pernicious crap. Pelagius was not (and, being a Celtic eremite, probably had a kitteh or so). Augustine, on the other hand, leads straight to Calvin and Knox–or, more recently, to Hagee. Pleh!
    Anybody read “Pangur Ban”? –An Irish monk’s poem to his white kitteh. If anyone would like to see it, I’ll post a lovely translation by one of my committee members. If not, I’ll just hush up.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      we would love to see your collegue’s version of Pangur Ban. Please do post it for us when you have time.

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        p.s. adn iff you “hush up” i will has a sad.

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          colleague . yup dat’s sposed tabby hao it’s spelt. i hav gotten entyrelee too akkus ur akostum erm used to seein dat lil red line unnerneeth stuf. my edumakashun goin doon teh dwane- lemme show you eat.

  23. Rhubarb says:

    Mary–
    Yes, my given (though hardly Christian) name does mean “madness” and that is a character in Euripides’ Heracles. My mom was not a classical scholar–she and her best friend thought it up. But it used to take my classics profs a bit aback. As for “Rhubarb”–nobody reads H. Allen Smith anymore, but I have. R is the cat who inherits a baseball team. He was a boy, but my eldest precious (almost 17 now) is a half Maine Coon girl.
    The Great Divorce (sry–don’t know how to do ital here)–I am crazy for it. I am, of course, a fool for metaphor and have actually read George MacDonald. I have many quarrels with CSL, but I am a Friend of Narnia, as is my son, who considers himself Jewish (long boring story). I’ve often used Lewis in the babykid (i.e. freshman) classes (bits from Mere Christianity), not because I wished to promote religion or the lack thereof, but because they are short and well-organized and rhetorically effective.
    As I don’t think I am. Sorry. It’s a bad time for me just now and I don’t wish to be clutchy. I do so much enjoy all the cheezfrends. Thanks again, Mary

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      Ah, thank you for doing me the honor of answering my question. I hope that the “bad time” you are enduring now will soon resolve into something better.
      Yours,
      Mary

  24. Rhubarb says:

    I thank all of you and Mary most particularly. Below follows Messe ocus Pangur ban, as translated by a dear, dear woman and a great scholar (she was on my examining committee when I sat major orals nine months pregnant; she didn’t go easy on me). Enough me. Here is Dr. RPM Lehmann.

    I sit with white Pangur,
    each of us at his special skill:
    his mind is on hunting,
    my mind on my own special craft.

    I love quiet better than any fame,
    with my book in diligent study;
    white Pangur does not envy me:
    he loves his childish skill.

    A tale without boredom when we
    are at home, the two of us alone,
    we have boundless sport,
    something to which we devote our ingenuity.

    Frequently after valorous fights
    a mouse sticks in his net;
    as for me, into my net falls
    a difficult rule hard to understand.

    Against a hedge wall he points
    his bright perfect eye;
    I point my own against the keenness of science,
    my clear eye, though weak.

    He rejoices with a quick motion
    when a mouse sticks in his sharp claw;
    when I understand a precious, hard problem
    I too rejoice.

    Though we may be thus awhile
    neither bothers the other;
    each of his likes his art
    separately delighting in them.

    (chg tr–still RPML

    Every day he does his work
    in which himself is expert;
    hard words I make clear and sure;
    I, too, work well like Pangur. Pangur.

    Sorry to have been so long and boring. This is a translation of a very early Irish poem. Long ago, the Celtic saints lived more or less alone. But they often had cats.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Deer Rhubarb – thank yoo fur this lufflee translashun. An – awn this dai ov so menee coincidenses, too!! This iz teh pome that ai just brought bak as a gift to teh cheezpeepl frum mai recent trip to Ireland.

      Ai found it awn teh wall at Triniee Collej just befoar yoo go in to luk at teh book ov Kells, an thot it wud bee purrfekt fur as. As yoo, too, hav cleerlee thot.

      If yoo wants to see teh translashun I brought frum Ireland, it iz awn “Clap awn, clap off, ai thing, awt the 18th of Februaree.

      an – ai dont think enewun heer wud think what yoo sed wuz long and boring. ;-)

  25. Rhubarb says:

    Kthx to all of y’all. You are really sweet. And though it’s too late now (as it was not when I began this), Happy Texas Independence Day! Rhu, Harley, and Bobby ( a stripey/spotty rumpy-riser whom I grabbed awhile back when Irresponsible People wanted to move him away[I had been feeding him--they had not] say Yawn. Y’all are wonderful. And, though I’d love to be wrong about this, I’d bet that John Calvin hated teh kittehs. Predestination, I flick my pointy ends (and snag them in your nose) at you! Thanks again, sweet cheezfrends. I must give Rhu of the Huge and Lamplit Eyes (not to mention the the Truly Impressive Whiskers) a Sneaky Turkey Snack before declining (along with the interrupting volanoes) for a litbit. Growly weather here.

  26. Rhubarb says:

    Another typo. –Of course, I meant “volcanoes.” And the highly idiosnyncratic ref is to something my son said long ago. I was telling him about and drawing a picture of how volcanoes work when he said, “I just hate those volcanoes. They’re ALWAYS interruptin’”
    I’m far too talky. I’ll go back to Lurk. Thank you all for being so sweet.

  27. Johnson442 says:

    So ya wanted to be worshipped and admired just like God Hisself, huh?
    HAW, HAW, HAW!!! Yew dumb@ss!!!

  28. Reesie says:

    If God is called “Ceiling Cat”, why isn’t Satan called “Floor Cat?”

  29. cali and lucy's hooman (meghann) says:

    LOL! i have a little kitten named Lucifer (we call her Lucy for short) and she usually sprawls out just like this on my bed!

  30. caitlin says:

    lol pooha lucifuh

  31. afghsdfdtuy says:

    my cat died he got ran over. the person didnt even stop to say sorry.


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