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wut’s on sail tudai?
maik dat wut’s on tail
fur is on tail
Congratulashuns on da nawt sekunds
dat’s rlly a tawl tayl!
i had mah kitteh danceing last nite
tanks, iz 2 wai tai witt mayyyyyyweeeeeee o
co gratulashuns. or cog rat ulashuns!
tea fur two and two foar tea…
today’s speshul: too fore teh prise ob not-won–
buy one “not sekond” an get a sekond “not sekond” 4 same prize!
ai don noes wai but dis tikuld mai funie bone
hahahahahahahahaha! remind me ob dis nex time we needs a dance!
Wow. Ummm….. well done…. Ummmm….. Wow.
My brane herts aftur trying to figger taht wun owt…
Wutt furr dats on sale?
Hi Jamamakitty! Happy too see ur sweet self in teh Top Spot!!
I is rackin mah brain too think ub a dants furr tis picture!
ohai kafleen! how is your day going? mayyyyyyyyyweeeeeeeeee o and eye is sharin teh honors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOxVXQlZXqI
for sum reason wen i put a url on the message it honks it up
hai der agin………. mai riginal post is borked sumwair…… look at the 10:41 am post if you can see it
how iz yr dai goin? ai bin goofin off at werk obviusly……… wun ob dese dais…… *yr srvises no longer rekwird*
u can always dreem.
teh day I gotted fired last summur frum mah qwalitee control job…
I wuz almoas gleefull.
I had mah stuffs in teh lockur, cuz i new wuz cummin.
Managur just kinda laffin wiff disbeeleef.
Oh, LORD was dat firin a blessing.
Sum places u just pray too get fired frum.
update qwantitee:elebenty duzn
enter cridit card nomber
exprtshn date: twelf ob nebber
The 38th of Cunegonda…
wunst in a bloo moon…
Firesign Theatre FTW!!!
Joo mus be tawking about asfault.
Via Thornton Wilder…
Oh, wow – Firesign Theatre references I dunno? Maus and Bubbashoomin, y’all cud splain to me? kthxbai
nom nomnom nomnom nom
exp 2-29-19elebenty
well, won’t spire berry offen, will it
expyrz aftur nien liefs. i kan haz reeyinkarnayshun?
ebry udder leeeep yeer
U gets nine mulligans, plus one fur leep yeer.
wer sry, yr Credit Cat has been reffused
Oh deer peep,
I regret wat I must nao do.
sew far we getz to shair, luks laik to moi
Yay! Tea for two, praps?
sounz gud to meeee, erl grey?
yes please. *turns to replicator*
tea, erl grey, hawt.
*fffffffffffssssssssstXkerpowie*
hmmmm. looks like de replikaturs are borked, along wif the shroden burger compen satyrs.
is on bak odor?
yep. a batch camed in, but the inershul dampers wus borked adn
dey got awl drieded owt.
I think teh tribbles got into teh masheenery…
dat’s teh trubble wff tribbles…
Sorri…eye trien tu keepz dem out. Dere beez a cling-on ship neer bye?
R send dem to Britneeeez haus. She nawt nodiss moar liddle eetin masheens, an she cood yooz da floofniss an purrz wivowt havin to has a lidder bawx….
Oh Hai!. I buyeded yer groceries, but I eated tehm…
tee, hee, hee, Maus-kitteh….whut wuz on yer chopin lizst?
Lesse… Sum polonaise, a nocturne an a mazurka…
sawnds grate, Maus, bud duz it has a flavur? R it delishous? Nootrishus?
very tasteful, akshully.
alphamabetical soop
beer, root
cat fud, teh gud stuffs
d…
he he, chopin liszt — berry clebber! lessee….
allemande
bourree
coranto
…
oop, sry mary, i nawt meen to siedtrak frum yr list. yur komint wuz nawt der wen ai poasted mai chopin liszt, i swerz!
i fink india komintz reechez ichc laytur, cuz we moar farther awai frum hawaii awr werebber teh Burgerz bee. i nebber gonna get tu beez nawt-sekund :’( snif!
noesss! i likes yur chopin liszt bettah… adn we can adds the
mazurka, nokturne & polonaise in at teh apropprop, er rite place.
yu’z berry kine! wel it luuk liek we’s werkin awn bof liszts heer, sum eezy, an sum moar chalinj… chanllegn…. er, hard.
donuts
egg samiches
felafelz – yum!
guise, teh yung nekid wuns
hero sammich
indigo grills
luks laik ai borked dat lizst
move on, dis nawt wut yr lukin for babe
it not borked, it baroqued.
continyuwing the liszt ob bof fud adn tasteyful music:
gigue (goes in teh sweet wif the allemande, bouree &courant)
half time music
i…
jello, teh red kind
kraut, saur
lemon meringuee piez
moon-piez,
nut-piez,
piez—awl sorts!
quince piez
roobarb/strawberry piez
strawburry/roobarb piez…
teebagz
unagi
vejjitayblz…
Garlic ice cream
Hawaiian mashed potatoes
Indian pizza
There’s a few more G, H, I, just in case a lot of peeples show up.
ai thort we wuz goin bakwurds, but rilly, garlic ice creme??
I googled “garlic ice cream recipe” and lots of ‘em popped up.
Hoo noo?!
idididididid!!!! *waevs paws wildlee. nebber aet it, dough*
I had sum garlick fuj at LosCon a fyoo yeerz ago, waz…. hmmm….
Wun part uv tung sed ‘mmmmm, sweeet!’ Uvver part uv tung sed ‘mmmmm, garlick!’. Brayn sed, ‘Uhhhhh, yum?’
I wood do it agin!
gum (to get teh garlic tayste outta yer mouff)
Hi-Cee (to warsch teh taste ob teh gum out)
jooce (to warsch ebberfing down wiff a nootrichious drink)
sounz refreshin, tanks!! ai weel needs it after teh gahhhhlic ice creme
Danse Moosick!
but teh gigue, allemande, corante adn bouray are dance musik!
yea. eye- nose! my comit wuz ‘post ta post just after teh “allemande, corante, and bouray—-assa “D” werd wiff debil meening—awl ’bout “dansin’”, like a summery, and awl about musik wii can has cellery brat ory dansing too. srry so obsquirelly! knot funny
is too. (funnee)
I’d ravver brasle dan buoray! (Iz pronownst “brawl”, reallt!)
divertimento fur D
no time fur teh rest. moosickle peepls, halp!
divertimento
etude
fanfare
glee
humoreske
impromptu
(wow, iz hard to trance late deze fingz intu lolspeek, teh spelinks iz awlreddy funneh!)
jazz, the kind Minuet likes in TNG (bonus points if you no dis)
kaleye deskope eyes
Liszt Hungryone Rapsody #10
misshun impaw sybyl theem
N…
oops fergotted to put in Maus’s sujeschuns
mishun impaw sibul themeput inMazurka
nocturne (almoast fergot to pudit bak end)
operators standing by
polonaise
Q…
qwadreel, teh lobster
rayn, dansin in teh
skware danse
tango
Ukrainian folkdance “Hopak”
Valse triste
Waltz ob teh fleurs frum Nutcrakker
X files theme sawng
Yesterday.
Zydeko!
Ooooffff!! That wun wuz trikee!!! Yay, ms Mais Oui, fur finishing it off so nicelee!!
ar weee puttin teh cart b4 teh hors?
i think so. sumbodee bring in teh hors d’ouerverses
*ponderz*
hmmm. dats good. no klonking.
an deh partie drinkies too……….. hate to say it but maybe a mai tie?
*hedesk*
limps off to werk wif booboo on hed.
yew needs sum aise? seems to need lots ob dat lately roun heeer
You mite wanna fink bout putting an E on teh end of hors.
I waz luking fur a dubble meaning fur a bit.
But, that cud juss b meh.
*blushee face*
yew goes to nawty barn, rite nao!
ai garontee yew will hab lots ob compny!! (ai weel be dair)
okai, yr tyme owt is obber……….. yew kin cum out nao!!
Whew! Fank Yew!
Dat waz teh awsum!
.
I meen, I learned mah lesson and it won’t happen again.
Next tiem u use a cart and a ladee ov teh ebening in teh saem sentence, I will nawt point it owt.
Oh Romeow. Sumtiems yoo leef mee utterlee speechless wif delite!!
Depenz on hooz overeez yoo want! Da hoors or da horse!
Hors overeez! It’s wut’s fur snax!
I can has kitteh on sale?
Clutter Kitteh asks:
I can has organizashun?
too doo liszt:
1. frow out buuks
2. frow out (nonkitteh) tois
3. frow out close
4. frow out excess furrnichur (ones kittehs cant use)
5. pack ebberyfing wiff dose packin’ peeknuts, and wiff noose papers
6. GET MORE KITTEHZ!!!
yes, yes – moar kittehs and less hoomin junk – is gud organimazashunal idea!
DAT’s whut rong wif mai hows! Hooz gunna tell hubbee uv dis plan? NEwun gots non allersneezik kittehs fur me an hubbee?
dis hous in pichur boviously blongs to sumwon whoo spenz time on ICHC…
*luks around*
mai haus resembuls dat remark…… gud ting cleenin purrrrson will be der next week!!
*looks away*
*pretends naught 2 here mary-O_o*
*Walks away casually, whistling…*
Licks sholder, goze bak to sleep.
‘dis liddle kitteh wind 2 Mark-it…
Adn tihs liddel kitteh byed roost biif….
and den himz nommed it
Wee! Wee! Wee!
I can shopz fur kitteh ebery dai n brings one home? woodn’t dat be lubberlee (den I can shopz fur teh deevorce?!)
Moar dependents meens moar ale-e-monies.
yesh jus sendz me teh monies n me n kittehs n awl teh kitteh luvrs can has parties alla tiemz
dew wee has a lolyer inna haus?
Ai’m nawt a lolyer butt iz uhrobickz instrukter adn prart tiem paraleegl – mebbee ai can helpz u
ai kin allwais uze rubicks structer
Ai’m wit teh lolfirm uv Dewee, Cheetum, adn Howe
an I;m a vet tek, praps yu haz need uf mai services?
sence ai will be teh rishest hoominz in teh whirled cuz ai hab lottsa kittehs (n awlso monies frum teh deevorce!) I be kneaden vet tek, robicks structurs n maybee nootrishinist too soes we all eats right…den, hmmm… entertainzment…
Hao Cleen iz Ur Hows?
*Ding, Dong* Kim & Aggie here to kleen ur messez.
LOL, funnee, cuz I mayd dis wun:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ewwwd128486551325163750.jpg
I submittititittitited it, but, well, yoo no…..
An den I mayd dis wun:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?KimWoodburnK128489093646562500.jpg
LOL! Such a grayt sho!!
Nice CATshun onceajinx.. Onlee is missing CHRGs wif oztriich fedders on dem 4 herz pawzies.
Ai lubs dat show!
grate cap, onceajinx!! ai gibbed yoo fiev burgerz!!
Add kitteh to cart?
YES YES YES!!!
Does u has any cooo-pons?
Plz selekt methud of payment kthxbai
Mah method iz fur u to pay
fur teh contents ov mah cart.
KTHXBAI
U knoes those Pointy-ends-of-Sale thingys at teh checkout whare u pays wif ur credit or debbit card? When it displays teh total it ususally axes “Is this amount OK? Yes/No” Howcum when u answers “No” it only lets u *increese* teh amount? It neverlets u make it less, even if teh amount is too high and definitely not ok. Hmph.
Also, when it says “Swipe card”? Entrapment, mah frenz. Turns out they want u to use ur own card, not someone else’s.
Kthxbuy
Use mah own card?
That’s krazy tawk!
*whispers*
Psst…LCB, iffs eberyfing goes rite, I may hab a PlayPal akownt fur us to use!
Eggsellent.
*rubs paws together in antici…*
(say it!)
*… payshun*
O lcb, u nawty kitteh! U almoss mayd me snerk martoonie owt mai noze!
‘but maybee teh rayn
izn’t reelee 2 blaym’
‘no, Sue’z 2 blaym!’
YES – I gots PlayPal akownt, too.
Oh hai PlayPal akownt user,
Ur akownt will b closed unless u activate ur akownt rite dis bery minit.
Juss clik on teh linkee in dis message and puts in awl ur purrsonel informashuns.
Fanking u in advance,
Ur offishul PlayPal Purrson.
DUFFY! Whare u been? And what did u bring me?
Answer teh second question first.
Hi, lolcatburglar – I bringd you a nice can of sunshiun frum Harryzona, but be carfuyl how yu openz — oops.
I been havin sum tuf tymes, lolfrend…mah mommy was sik in teh hopsital in Harryzona, an then I got sik in teh hopstial in Harryzona too. (MRSA luks like sumthin a kitteh mite say, but it is a Bad Thing.)
But Ize bettur now, bak home on Owhyo. Mommy bettur too.
“Adding kitteh to cart requires that you to enable cookies…Security certificate expired….Browser type not supported…please close your browser…”
FAIL!
Mah pooter gotted meh a cookie,
butts it ated it.
Yes plz, put in cart. I buy nao kthx.
yes! i want 10 of those,please
Kitty is not for sale!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/28/halp-i-r-not-4-sale/
mani mani yeers ago ai had dat same shoping kart to plai wif… is very old shoping kart.
Me 2! Ai had teh saym wun, in teh saym kullerz!!1!!one!!elebenty!!!
Ai lubd dat shoppin kart. Mai neesez en nefyooz haz most uv teh plastik foodz dat kaym wif teh cart naow. Teh kart, Ai em sorree 2 say, got borked acuz we yusta hav wun kid sit onnit en den a nudder kid push dem daown teh dryvway, en it wud tipovr en Mom wud get al mad acuz she had 2 get teh bangaydz agen. Wuz sensliss abyoos uv a shoppin kart, but wuz teh phun way 2 spend teh sumr vaykayshun.
“Brings out yr ded”
“Thro hm in teh cart!”
Kitteh: “Im no ded yet…”
silunts.
Kitteh: “I SED…I NO DED YET!!!
Let us close teh curtain on dis trajick scene wiff teh pointee paws.
/snurt
yes yew r, or yew WILL be suun. (thump)
btw, ch, nice ref…
Monty Python ref!
I can has doble koopon daye?
Yes I add teh ketteh to kart
add kitteh tuh cahrt
yes
noezYES