When Easter Eggs Hatch…
did u know the night before easter, kittehs lay teh eggs?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Iz in ur henhowz, playing with ur foods coloring.
happi nawt-sekund, lolnascar! wut yu wunt foar drink nd danse?
duz we haz to do teh chikkin danz again? I tired of taht wun….
ya, iz no lyk the chikin dans….i sed no chikin dans at mah weddin! A noe Hokie pokie edder!
Rilly? Then u might not be legally marryed!
noes, tehy be legally married ONLY ifn dey hads teh mosticholl….muskacholy… dat pasta stuf dat iz REQUIRED at awl weddin recepshuns!
This is the time for the chicken dance on psycotophic drugs….. groovy mannnnn
Hi, Gayla!!
I wus happee too see ur return!
Hope u is doin well.
Sooooo happytayle to see yoo.
hmm, letz du to funkee chickin
I needz suggeshun fer a drnk.
sumfin tropicul wif a fawncy decoamashun on it?
eggnog?
Congratulations on nawt-sekond!
eggnog iz fiyn, but ai yooshooally brake it owt around Christmas. Eester eggnog soundz a liddle wierd tew me…
eestur eegnawg wud b fulla choklitt!
nawt sush a badd fing, mebbeh?
no eggnog..pleh
some frooty colerful concoktshun pls, thx.
shur ting! liddle strumberry yogurt; sum feezed strumberryz, orangez, banananaz, and out it awl in teh blender
*Whhhiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr*
Dere yu go!
Fanks…now offz to eet mah dinner, which is, ironikally…chikkin.
(luks lyk nermal colord kind)
otay, haf a gud chikin dinner.
concashewnutmalashunz, lolnascar
an ai mowzt approwpree ate dinnuh eet sowndz 2.
diffrunt flaburred magaritas?
Oh, yesh.
We has an ICHC MENU heer!!!
*Donkee flurishes it furr all teh peeps (hee hee…i sed peeps..ahem) 2C!*
We has:
Apple Martoonie!
Strawberry Margarita!
Banana Daquiri!
Cherry Tool Box!
Plain Daquiri!
Cranberry Truck!
Fruit Splash!
Fuzzy Peach Navel
Mebbe wee shud keep it alfabeticatical, liek
Apple Martoonie
Bananana Daqaree
Cheery Tool Bawks
Cranberry Truk
Daquaree Dawk
Froot Splash
Fuzzy Peech Navel *snerk*
Gratefroot Nozedive
Hawt Choklit
Hollendaiz Eggnawgs
Interesting Schnapps
Jello Shawts
Kiwi Blankies
.
.
.
ooo…deres moar….
8-0 ?
HA!
HA, HA, HA!
PROOF dat Word Press bee messing wiff us!
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I see.
U noe can put a . in frunt ub ur face.
ok, wurd press….u winned dis wun.
DIS wun.
Cheezburgerz!
Hotdogz!
chikin nuggetz!
bukkits!
I will takez a bukkit ub honey walnut prawns anna strawberry margarita.
Kthxbai.
wut am prawnz dooinz in yor margyrituh???!!1
ansaz awn ai powztcrd pls…
no, no, no, silleh.
Teh bukkit ub honey walnut prawns bee kepts verreh, verreh
seprut frum teh strawberries and rum and salt and suches.
CATassTROPHY!
spikkin ob witch…
az yor purzunnul cat-as-trophy -
‘llao mii 2 prizint yu wif diz bobbul-hiddid-kitteh frum teh tybooteek
iz mai poysunnul reeword 4 awl yur x-l-ent powztins.
butt eef yur gunna du teh dawnkee kix sellybrayshun…
pliz wayt tyll yur owta teh toar.
thx.
teh bak-strowk?
I can has sampler pallet, plz? And just pore allda drinkies into swimming pool. I dip in.
I’ll halp myseff to a
Nabana Cabana Dakurie iffs u doan mind.
Ummm, Kafleen, u makes teh bestest dwinkees!
Shudn’t we hab a Bloo Zonkee or sumpfin in ur onner?
It cud be liek a Zombee wif extra 151 for teh kick it
needs to change from a Zombee to a Zonkee.
Add a liddle Bloo Curacao fur color.
Mmmmm…tastee. Makes me wanna stomp around and kick!
Romeow.
U has wun teh Nobel Suggestion Prize ub teh yeer.
A BLOO ZONKEE?!!!
i will get rite on dat!
*theenks*
U noe, deres dat big ol bottle ub blue hawaii mix…u cud mix dat
wiff teh 151 Bacardi (dat stuff has teh serious Zonkee kick)
An den, ub corse, I wud wunt to throw a plastic sword on top wiff
a cherry and bitt uff pineapple on it!
shudnt it hav waffles?
wai, dat’s furr in teh moan-ing when u staggur too
teh brekfuss taybull!
Wafulls, and cherry pie filling on top, and whipped cream,
and pecans.
Wiff reel mapull syrup.
Now DAT’S sum seeriuss lub.
pusunally, ai sujest a miks b-tween teh bunny hop and teh chikin danse
Flavur’d chickuns
Doan ebber let dat nurzree skewl tayke anudder phield trip heer agin!
Fowl Aliens
dis wat happen 2 Vegas showgirls who gane 2 mutch wate….
dey putz em in a cage an feedz only enuff for a bird
Or if chikens rooled the world, this is how dere Vegas show-chicks would look.
Got any choklate cake laying around???
CH, ai just happens to haev nice plain cholklit cake! Grate big one, anibuddy else? *goes out in kichen to cut caek* brb
PHOOOey! Mai kittehs has coghght a birdie and tehr’s pastell fevvers alllllobereberyting, includin teh caekfrostin. ik!
Dew deh fevvers tastes like skittles? Dey luks like skittles.
wii b teh funky chiks
Cadbury Chickens
Conversation between kittehz dat haz been intu da nip tu mush:
Dude… r u seein psycadellick chickenz?
Woah…yeah…wif phunnie hairdews!
Timothy Leary’s Henhouse
LOL
bigsum win!!!!
My furst thout on seein birdies wuz “shouldn’t have been lickin’ dat frog”.
deez b teh bakkin singuz frum wen jimmee hendrix wunse plaid teh burdee sawng!! ( r kive footij )
Yuummy. makes me wantz candeez
Rainbow Chickens — wut kettehs dreems r made uv
rainbow chikins and caviar dweems, er jest playn caviar pls!!
sum weeeeear obuh teh raiiinboe
eggz ham layyyyd… ♪
eggsiting new devlopment hatched by sinetists at d’Beeker labs.
details at elebenty.