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When Easter Eggs Hatch…

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did u know the night before easter, kittehs lay teh eggs?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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lolnascar

Iz in ur henhowz, playing with ur foods coloring.

no 1 in particular

happi nawt-sekund, lolnascar! wut yu wunt foar drink nd danse?

zauberflote

duz we haz to do teh chikkin danz again? I tired of taht wun….

lolnascar

ya, iz no lyk the chikin dans….i sed no chikin dans at mah weddin! A noe Hokie pokie edder!

lolcatburglar

Rilly? Then u might not be legally marryed!

turtlol

noes, tehy be legally married ONLY ifn dey hads teh mosticholl….muskacholy… dat pasta stuf dat iz REQUIRED at awl weddin recepshuns!

 
 
 
gayla34

This is the time for the chicken dance on psycotophic drugs….. groovy mannnnn

kafleen

Hi, Gayla!!

I wus happee too see ur return!

Hope u is doin well.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Sooooo happytayle to see yoo. :D

 
 
 
lolnascar

hmm, letz du to funkee chickin
I needz suggeshun fer a drnk.

zauberflote

sumfin tropicul wif a fawncy decoamashun on it?

 
Cookie's Human

eggnog?

Congratulations on nawt-sekond!

no 1 in particular

eggnog iz fiyn, but ai yooshooally brake it owt around Christmas. Eester eggnog soundz a liddle wierd tew me…

gibbocat

eestur eegnawg wud b fulla choklitt!
nawt sush a badd fing, mebbeh?

 
 
 
lolnascar

no eggnog..pleh
some frooty colerful concoktshun pls, thx.

no 1 in particular

shur ting! liddle strumberry yogurt; sum feezed strumberryz, orangez, banananaz, and out it awl in teh blender
*Whhhiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr*
Dere yu go! :D

lolnascar

Fanks…now offz to eet mah dinner, which is, ironikally…chikkin.
(luks lyk nermal colord kind) :-P

no 1 in particular

otay, haf a gud chikin dinner. :D

 
gibbocat

concashewnutmalashunz, lolnascar
an ai mowzt approwpree ate dinnuh eet sowndz 2.

 
 
kafleen

Oh, yesh.

We has an ICHC MENU heer!!!

*Donkee flurishes it furr all teh peeps (hee hee…i sed peeps..ahem) 2C!*

We has:

Apple Martoonie!
Strawberry Margarita!
Banana Daquiri!
Cherry Tool Box!
Plain Daquiri!
Cranberry Truck!
Fruit Splash!
Fuzzy Peach Navel

LyP

Mebbe wee shud keep it alfabeticatical, liek

Apple Martoonie
Bananana Daqaree
Cheery Tool Bawks
Cranberry Truk
Daquaree Dawk
Froot Splash
Fuzzy Peech Navel *snerk*
Gratefroot Nozedive
Hawt Choklit
Hollendaiz Eggnawgs
Interesting Schnapps
Jello Shawts
Kiwi Blankies
.
.
.

kafleen

8-O

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kafleen

HA!
HA, HA, HA!

PROOF dat Word Press bee messing wiff us!

 
 
kafleen

I see.

U noe can put a . in frunt ub ur face. 8-O

 
kafleen

ok, wurd press….u winned dis wun.

DIS wun.

 
 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

Cheezburgerz!
Hotdogz!
chikin nuggetz!
bukkits!

kafleen

I will takez a bukkit ub honey walnut prawns anna strawberry margarita.

Kthxbai.

gibbocat

wut am prawnz dooinz in yor margyrituh???!!1

ansaz awn ai powztcrd pls…

kafleen

no, no, no, silleh.

Teh bukkit ub honey walnut prawns bee kepts verreh, verreh
seprut frum teh strawberries and rum and salt and suches.

CATassTROPHY!

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gibbocat

spikkin ob witch…
az yor purzunnul cat-as-trophy -
‘llao mii 2 prizint yu wif diz bobbul-hiddid-kitteh frum teh tybooteek
iz mai poysunnul reeword 4 awl yur x-l-ent powztins.
butt eef yur gunna du teh dawnkee kix sellybrayshun…
pliz wayt tyll yur owta teh toar.
thx.

 
 
sawa

teh bak-strowk?

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lolcatburglar

I can has sampler pallet, plz? And just pore allda drinkies into swimming pool. I dip in.

 
 
Romeow

I’ll halp myseff to a
Nabana Cabana Dakurie iffs u doan mind.
Ummm, Kafleen, u makes teh bestest dwinkees!
Shudn’t we hab a Bloo Zonkee or sumpfin in ur onner?
It cud be liek a Zombee wif extra 151 for teh kick it
needs to change from a Zombee to a Zonkee.
Add a liddle Bloo Curacao fur color.
Mmmmm…tastee. Makes me wanna stomp around and kick!

kafleen

Romeow. 8-O

U has wun teh Nobel Suggestion Prize ub teh yeer.

A BLOO ZONKEE?!!!

i will get rite on dat!

kafleen

*theenks*

U noe, deres dat big ol bottle ub blue hawaii mix…u cud mix dat
wiff teh 151 Bacardi (dat stuff has teh serious Zonkee kick)

An den, ub corse, I wud wunt to throw a plastic sword on top wiff
a cherry and bitt uff pineapple on it!

mary O'Spockn

shudnt it hav waffles?

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kafleen

wai, dat’s furr in teh moan-ing when u staggur too
teh brekfuss taybull!

Wafulls, and cherry pie filling on top, and whipped cream,
and pecans.

Wiff reel mapull syrup.

Now DAT’S sum seeriuss lub.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

pusunally, ai sujest a miks b-tween teh bunny hop and teh chikin danse

 
 
 
 
Tribble

Doan ebber let dat nurzree skewl tayke anudder phield trip heer agin!

 
 
zauberflote

dis wat happen 2 Vegas showgirls who gane 2 mutch wate….

zauberflote

dey putz em in a cage an feedz only enuff for a bird

 
Cookie's Human

Or if chikens rooled the world, this is how dere Vegas show-chicks would look.

Got any choklate cake laying around???

zauberflote

CH, ai just happens to haev nice plain cholklit cake! Grate big one, anibuddy else? *goes out in kichen to cut caek* brb

zauberflote

PHOOOey! Mai kittehs has coghght a birdie and tehr’s pastell fevvers alllllobereberyting, includin teh caekfrostin. ik!

cweenmj

Dew deh fevvers tastes like skittles? Dey luks like skittles.

 
 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

wii b teh funky chiks

 
 
Tribble

Conversation between kittehz dat haz been intu da nip tu mush:

Dude… r u seein psycadellick chickenz?
Woah…yeah…wif phunnie hairdews!

 
 
greasycat

My furst thout on seein birdies wuz “shouldn’t have been lickin’ dat frog”.

 
 
gibbocat

deez b teh bakkin singuz frum wen jimmee hendrix wunse plaid teh burdee sawng!! ( r kive footij )

 
 
Sharp11Kitteh

Yuummy. makes me wantz candeez

 
cweenmj

Rainbow Chickens — wut kettehs dreems r made uv

lolnascar

rainbow chikins and caviar dweems, er jest playn caviar pls!!

 
gibbocat

sum weeeeear obuh teh raiiinboe
eggz ham layyyyd… ♪

 
 
sweepea

eggsiting new devlopment hatched by sinetists at d’Beeker labs.
details at elebenty.

gibbocat