When Easter Eggs Hatch…
did u know the night before easter, kittehs lay teh eggs?
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Iz in ur henhowz, playing with ur foods coloring.
happi nawt-sekund, lolnascar! wut yu wunt foar drink nd danse?
duz we haz to do teh chikkin danz again? I tired of taht wun….
ya, iz no lyk the chikin dans….i sed no chikin dans at mah weddin! A noe Hokie pokie edder!
Rilly? Then u might not be legally marryed!
noes, tehy be legally married ONLY ifn dey hads teh mosticholl….muskacholy… dat pasta stuf dat iz REQUIRED at awl weddin recepshuns!
This is the time for the chicken dance on psycotophic drugs….. groovy mannnnn
Hi, Gayla!!
I wus happee too see ur return!
Hope u is doin well.
Sooooo happytayle to see yoo.
hmm, letz du to funkee chickin
I needz suggeshun fer a drnk.
sumfin tropicul wif a fawncy decoamashun on it?
eggnog?
Congratulations on nawt-sekond!
eggnog iz fiyn, but ai yooshooally brake it owt around Christmas. Eester eggnog soundz a liddle wierd tew me…
eestur eegnawg wud b fulla choklitt!
nawt sush a badd fing, mebbeh?
no eggnog..pleh
some frooty colerful concoktshun pls, thx.
shur ting! liddle strumberry yogurt; sum feezed strumberryz, orangez, banananaz, and out it awl in teh blender
*Whhhiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr*
Dere yu go!
Fanks…now offz to eet mah dinner, which is, ironikally…chikkin.
(luks lyk nermal colord kind)
otay, haf a gud chikin dinner.
concashewnutmalashunz, lolnascar
an ai mowzt approwpree ate dinnuh eet sowndz 2.
diffrunt flaburred magaritas?
Oh, yesh.
We has an ICHC MENU heer!!!
*Donkee flurishes it furr all teh peeps (hee hee…i sed peeps..ahem) 2C!*
We has:
Apple Martoonie!
Strawberry Margarita!
Banana Daquiri!
Cherry Tool Box!
Plain Daquiri!
Cranberry Truck!
Fruit Splash!
Fuzzy Peach Navel
Mebbe wee shud keep it alfabeticatical, liek
Apple Martoonie
Bananana Daqaree
Cheery Tool Bawks
Cranberry Truk
Daquaree Dawk
Froot Splash
Fuzzy Peech Navel *snerk*
Gratefroot Nozedive
Hawt Choklit
Hollendaiz Eggnawgs
Interesting Schnapps
Jello Shawts
Kiwi Blankies
.
.
.
ooo…deres moar….8-O
8-0 ?
HA!
HA, HA, HA!
PROOF dat Word Press bee messing wiff us!
.8-O
I see.
U noe can put a . in frunt ub ur face.
ok, wurd press….u winned dis wun.
DIS wun.
Cheezburgerz!
Hotdogz!
chikin nuggetz!
bukkits!
I will takez a bukkit ub honey walnut prawns anna strawberry margarita.
Kthxbai.
wut am prawnz dooinz in yor margyrituh???!!1
ansaz awn ai powztcrd pls…
no, no, no, silleh.
Teh bukkit ub honey walnut prawns bee kepts verreh, verreh
seprut frum teh strawberries and rum and salt and suches.
CATassTROPHY!
spikkin ob witch…
az yor purzunnul cat-as-trophy –
‘llao mii 2 prizint yu wif diz bobbul-hiddid-kitteh frum teh tybooteek
iz mai poysunnul reeword 4 awl yur x-l-ent powztins.
butt eef yur gunna du teh dawnkee kix sellybrayshun…
pliz wayt tyll yur owta teh toar.
thx.
teh bak-strowk?
I can has sampler pallet, plz? And just pore allda drinkies into swimming pool. I dip in.
I’ll halp myseff to a
Nabana Cabana Dakurie iffs u doan mind.
Ummm, Kafleen, u makes teh bestest dwinkees!
Shudn’t we hab a Bloo Zonkee or sumpfin in ur onner?
It cud be liek a Zombee wif extra 151 for teh kick it
needs to change from a Zombee to a Zonkee.
Add a liddle Bloo Curacao fur color.
Mmmmm…tastee. Makes me wanna stomp around and kick!
Romeow.
U has wun teh Nobel Suggestion Prize ub teh yeer.
A BLOO ZONKEE?!!!
i will get rite on dat!
*theenks*
U noe, deres dat big ol bottle ub blue hawaii mix…u cud mix dat
wiff teh 151 Bacardi (dat stuff has teh serious Zonkee kick)
An den, ub corse, I wud wunt to throw a plastic sword on top wiff
a cherry and bitt uff pineapple on it!
shudnt it hav waffles?
wai, dat’s furr in teh moan-ing when u staggur too
teh brekfuss taybull!
Wafulls, and cherry pie filling on top, and whipped cream,
and pecans.
Wiff reel mapull syrup.
Now DAT’S sum seeriuss lub.
pusunally, ai sujest a miks b-tween teh bunny hop and teh chikin danse
Flavur’d chickuns
Doan ebber let dat nurzree skewl tayke anudder phield trip heer agin!
Fowl Aliens
dis wat happen 2 Vegas showgirls who gane 2 mutch wate….
dey putz em in a cage an feedz only enuff for a bird
Or if chikens rooled the world, this is how dere Vegas show-chicks would look.
Got any choklate cake laying around???
CH, ai just happens to haev nice plain cholklit cake! Grate big one, anibuddy else? *goes out in kichen to cut caek* brb
PHOOOey! Mai kittehs has coghght a birdie and tehr’s pastell fevvers alllllobereberyting, includin teh caekfrostin. ik!
Dew deh fevvers tastes like skittles? Dey luks like skittles.
wii b teh funky chiks
Cadbury Chickens
Conversation between kittehz dat haz been intu da nip tu mush:
Dude… r u seein psycadellick chickenz?
Woah…yeah…wif phunnie hairdews!
Timothy Leary’s Henhouse
LOL
bigsum win!!!!
My furst thout on seein birdies wuz “shouldn’t have been lickin’ dat frog”.
deez b teh bakkin singuz frum wen jimmee hendrix wunse plaid teh burdee sawng!! ( r kive footij )
Yuummy. makes me wantz candeez
Rainbow Chickens — wut kettehs dreems r made uv
rainbow chikins and caviar dweems, er jest playn caviar pls!!
sum weeeeear obuh teh raiiinboe
eggz ham layyyyd… ♪
eggsiting new devlopment hatched by sinetists at d’Beeker labs.
details at elebenty.
owah awn teh spawt weepawth, Juzty Nuff am waytin owtsyde hoepin 2 cash a werd frum PDB hymnselph.
‘weepawtah’ eben!!
eyem srysly finkin ob sendin deze finguz bak fur teh reefund!!
Wii needz sum1 to make spellcekker 4 lolspeak. Wii all b gettingz entirely
2 used 2 teh red dottie lionz.
r teh ‘red dottie lionz’ anudder ov deze colur sperrymintz wif hanimoolz??
Yes, but I don’t b thinking they b sperrymintz flavur.
maybee sinnamum? like teh little red sinnamum candeez.
vat’s funnee! I readed weepawtah, even tho it was weepawth. Akshully, weepawth is a berry interesting werd. Weepawth. Weepawth. Weeeeeepaaaawwwth. Uh oh, I kinnot stawp saying it.
wii mai hab sum tablikz fur dat.
juss stawp bai teh tybooteek fur yor pweeskwipshun.
“Only her hairdresser knows for sure…..”
Hairspray 2
U gotta go tu Bawlmoar an see it hun!
Y Ball’mer? It not toorin?
Hm, I wunder if teh kittehs haz pink and blu tonguezez after dey eats tehse chikkins? nom nom nom… hey luk at mah tongue nao!
eet b gray!! mebbeh u nidz 2 C teh duktour?
//_o What kind of chiickens are THOSE? I’ve seen tiny chickens who lay colored eggs, but never eggs that lay colored chickens!
dey akshooly inject teh eggz wif dye tew maek them luk liek that
I has a strange sensashun….
teh pullin ub mah leg…
iz troo! how else wud yu get coloreded chikyz? doo reserch awn it!
butt wai???
juss cuz dey kan!!!!??
dat am awful syk!!
chikkin poop awn dem! grr
*runs awai beefor I beegins too beeleeve it*
sownz moar liek yur galluppinz, kafleen!!
klippitee klop!!
Dose chikkens groan-upz. Iz suspec paintz n lotz o flappingz.
Dis is definitley NOT teh other whyte meet!
Ummmm… wut combinashun ob chikin an …… ? Mayks deese burdies. An wear kin Ai git wun, WANT!!!! ‘Speshully teh wun with teh orinj! Ai lubs orinj, iz nawt poysin to dis burdie.
“Oh, daddee! I wunts an Oompa Loompa! Getz mee wun naow!!”
….an wunna deez chikkens, too.
She wuz a bad egg.
down teh garbage shoot!!
Bemembrr? Her naim wuz Veruca, wich means wart, and hers mudder’s naim wuz Angina…
srsly….
OH! U!
*paw flop*
I almoas fell foar dat Angina part!
*falls on floor laffin at drizzlesmom*
Veruca Salt! Veruca Salt!
Teh nastee brute!
Has juss gone down teh garbage shoot!
ai wunna iph dem poopz rainboe poops??
chikky poops am gud fur teh gawdin.
mebbeh groe raynboe brussil sprowtz taht nawt tayzt sew bleugh..?
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butt iffen u kukz dem liek eye duz wif hawdlee teh drawp ov wortuh den tehm tayzt liek roazt cheznutz.
butt dat b anudder recippee for anuddur fred.
“ai wunna iph dem poopz rainboe poops??”
Gibs nu meening tu “tayst teh rainboe”
Pleh!
Tu bads Ai lib in a ‘partment dat don alowz petses. Dat, an teh fakt dat havin burdies fur pets iz LOUD!!! Purty tu luk at tho.
Teh chickenz is spoze b cross whit flower genes 2 gets colorz. I hear they not live vry long cuz they uncontrollbly shakes thr leetle heads vry hard and der necks break, and also they chokes easily too. Back to de drawin bord I s’pect.
dat wuz creepee.
U wrote dat so well I almoast kinda bleeved it.
Mebee u shud cunsiddur writing fur Inkwiurur.
What Inkwiurur is?
The National Enquirer
Is gossip magazine. Sometimes has true stuff in it, though, so you feel stoopy
when you try to discuss with someone and dats where it came from.
Is idiot trap.
I iz showin mi age, but I rember a Mom’s Mabley joke about a henn dat had a decorated easter egg, thankz to deh farmer’s family dat colored de egg. De hen’s rooster didn’t sai much 2 deh hen, but was clearly upset — den he went down deh road & beat up the peacock!
dont kno where dez chickenz got dis color, but I liek remembering Mom Mabley’s joke…..(she been gone ober da bridge a LONG time…..)
I remember Moms Mabley. She wuz soooo funneee.
Thanks for the remembered laff.
bigsum
happilee eye wuz nawt dwinkin mai cawfee wen eye red diz powzt!!
I remember Mawm’s Mabley on Teh Tunite Show. It was mostly “Hello, I’m Mawm’s Mabley and *bleeep* to *bleeepity bleep* so it’s really grate to be heer!” And Jawhnny Katsun wud bee all red and teh audiens wud be laffing hugely. I miss those kinds of commeedians. I fink, if I remememeber rite, she didn’t habs inny teefs. I lubbed dat! She wuz a reel person. And maded me laff till I cudint breave!
I fink mah lub bird habs been
foolin round in teh hen howse.
Chikins ob Pair-a-dice!!
There’s gambling going on?
U noe it, gurl.
Well, ‘parently we’z in Vegas, with teh sho-chikins.
tell him abowt teh golf shooz!.
Huh?
We found teh Rainbow Connection.
aw….dat makes mee wunt too sing and swai…..
Pick a liddle
Tawk a liddle
Pick a liddle
Tawk a liddle…
Music Man reference – berry nice!
Chaucer! Rabelaise! Balllllllll-zac…..
WHAT are those things!!??? …and what do they feeds them?
M&Ms iffs u want dem to keep teh colors.
Skittles, luks liek! Dey certainly hab tasted teh rainbow!
That’s so wrong and very illegal (at least in the US). ;.;
This is actually a cruel practice and illegal in most place. They put the dye into the egg to sell the chick at easter as “throw-away” pets. When they grow out of their colours people get rid of them.
Kyle: Really??!???
this would be funny if not cruel and outlawed in numerous US states
Iz tru, as Angela said.
Animals Planet just had “Animal Precinct” show bout cops taking a bunch of colored baby chicks…illegal cuz peeps buys em before Easter to put in baskets and then theys just get throwed out…
I wuz gonna ask if those were parrots or what, but they look like fakely made colred chicks, too…maybe deyz get better house nows?
*fingers crossed*
I can has kween of teh desert?
a [rooster] in a frock on a rock?
Ai dunnoe, mebbee dese burds R nawt flashy enuff fur Pwisilla?
wow, u see dem legs on teena turnr?
Teena Turnr singz:
Do I lubs u
Mai o mai
Little chicks
Dipped in dye
(I would lubs teh chicks w/o teh dye, tho.)
Wai oh wai
does you wait to fry
gets dipped in dye
and says goobye!
Soree I’s not gud at teh Poe-tree.
lolcat must be MASTERMIND
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Dems sum funkeh chickems.
Lyve frum teh seen: “Tehre’s bin a turrbul axidint at teh Peeps faktry. Yello bunneh Peeps wuz flyin everware an got mikst wif teh peenk chik Peeps, whozen got awl ovar teh preeple chix an teh bloo Peeps *ka-BLOOEY* noes! Tehre’s bin a nixploshun in teh faktry! Teh liddle marshmello gyze has com 2 LYFE! Saev yurselfs! Oh, teh peepmanitie….”
dems not chickins, dems chocobos
teh raysin kien!!
but wear b teh blak wunz???? teh blak wunz wuz awlwayz teh fassess!!
lub taht gaem!!
hmm, disregardin teh kulurz (not eezee, but i’m disregardin tehm), tohse shure dont look liek chikins. luk liek sumfin tropikal an jungelly.
“They’re going to make you one of them, my peacock!”
“We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!”
Wun ob us, wun ob us!!
Freaks ref? Such a grate movee!!
Are the colored ???
http://photographyworld.wordpress.com
Day’s been under deh tannin lamps 2 long. Beautimous, yet practical.
Mutant chickens! they deserve mutant coconuts!
Actually, a lot of pet shops dye baby chicks to sell them as Easter novelties, and then people tend to abandon them after the holidays.
Not so grate, akshully…
but tehse don luk floofy liek babbee chicks, tehy luk liek ful-grone sumfin-or-odders. feavvers r diffrunt. hmm, kwiet teh misteree. wish teh fotg – fotagu – pichure-taekr wuld stop by an tel us wut tehyz r, so no wun haz to wurry.
Hmmmm…. methinks they are not(?) chickenses?? Unless they cut their feathers in some way. THIS is what dyed Easter chicks look like:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3615191.stm
Can’t say I agree with the practice tho. I second lunarmommy — will the photographer plz tell us what these are, or where he/she got the picture from??
kthx
sii, ai TOLD yu peeps datz wut dey doo!
These are chickens. Looks like they started out as bantam White Polish before they went psychedelic.
what the… how the… dye? feathering? photoshop? …. brain, starting anerism…
teehee… phestive pheasants..
:O 1975 chickenz! Dizco feva! >(^-^)<
These are part of the NY State Fair. What they do isn’t inhumane, otherwise they wouldn’t have been allowed to do it for the past several years… I’m not sure exactly of the procedure, but its not coloring the eggs, and i think its only done with kool-aid. They die some of the rabbits there too.
ai wantz wun ..
:]
For the record: Dying baby chicks, to SELL is an illegal practice. As they often do end up as holiday gifts which are then abandoned after their adult feathers[now without dye] come in. A lot of them have to go to special farms and the like for proper care.
Dying the chicks/adults/etc with a non-intrusive dye[such as kool-aid or even the pet shop 'dog spray' you often see on poodles] is NOT illegal if it’s simply for show purposes and is not a harmful substance to the animal.
So,dying chicks for the purpose of SELLING them, is illegal. [regardless if the dye is safe or how it is done] but simply dying it for the showing purpose is not.