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YAEEE!!
da dieRekshums wre rite!
concts GNZ
What we dansin?
Mabeez
David Bowie an Mik jagger
Dansin in teh street?
naw
das in wahiawa all der iz only humless pepple ther
Tank kew Tidmum.
UMMM..U pik da styl N Ai followz U (Ai nebber was good at leedin)
Ooh jess, Ai juss now C da “dancin inna Streetz”
(mai putter berry sloo dis AM)
*neow, werz mai dancin shooz?…mebbt Ai juss duks inn2 dis axsessoris store N lukz rowd fuur sum fanzy owtfitz to waar*…BRB
“Aiiimmm dancin, danzin in teh streeet!
danzin in teh street!
teh mooziks playeeng, teh records playyinng…
we ar dansing in teh street!”
okay, ai don’t sew mush no teh werdz. But ai haz teh sprits!
Concatz GeeNeeZcats!!
I jes gotted my bran-new sparklie dans shoes (srly, tehy’re blak, nawt so sparklie, rly) – I can joyne u in da streets?
Awl weee kneed iz mooosic, swete mooosik
dere’ll bee moosik eberwehre
dere’ll bee schwingin, schwayin, an rekerds playin’
And dancin’ in teh streets
Yay!!! A STREETDANS!! an YAAAY GeeNeeZcatz!! What a fabulolso remark under almoaast unbarabul presshur.
Ai havn’t been to a streedans since – oh – to kwote Maus “mumbulmumbul years!”
bootawn (o hai!) awl that ar needed ar teh spiritz! Ai trust ebreebudee iz dansing, cuz ai heers teh mewsik an teh laffter!!
dans dasn dans – fur GeeNeeZcatz
twerl an dip, twerl an dip, twerl an dip – fur GeeNeeZcatz
an Whoooooo Hooooooooo – fur GeeNeeZcatz!
Teh sun iz just up heer – an we hav a faeree land ov beyootiful sparlklee sno! Ai just luvs Mishigun winterz!!
Ohai JCH4K!
Wehre in MI be ye? We haz nawt so mush new sno ober heer awn teh ease sied.
We haz mush eis, tho, whish iz makin teh street danzing a wee bit challengin…
dans dans dans
spin spin
slip slip slip slip
*whoomp* mah tuchus meats teh icy rode
I can haz chare?
I lubbs it!!
Congrajeelashuns, GeeNeeZcatz!!
*runs afftur GeeNee too help wiff teh fanzy owtfit byin an get sum too!”
I drive by a street called “Stuppi St.” sumtimes at wurk!
(IT be teh
reminder fur me too bee payin attenshun)
In Fishers, IN, I drove past “Easy Street” – taht’s wer I wanna liv!
Hey, I been dare! Neer Carmel, IN, rite?
Yep, U gotsit! Fishers seem 2 b TEH playce 2 liv now. Iss growin fasser tahn a kittin tehse daes.
Reksums! Darn near kiltums!
At the corner of Ohai and Kthxbai
is where th cheezburger can be found
…and you can’t get there by troll<ey
just off JCH400000000000K Boolervard
near the JCH400003.14159K roundabout.
shorter to cut akrossit tan to go round.
Welcum tew No Plase in Particular, on teh korner ov Ohai and Kthxbai!
KenYa telz mee how 2 get, how 2 get 2 OHAI STREEEET?
Mez liek kookay monzter! He nom nom noms awl dem kookies! an his sharing abwiltees ar bwettah than dat big yelow birdie me droolz abowt in mez kitteh dweamz!
Omg! iz dat reel?
Yes, itz in Hawhyee:
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http://www.trulia.com/property/1045384700-45-Ohai-St-Honokaa-HI-96727
My sisfur livez in Hawaii! I shuld have knoewed this!
Wut a grate street to be on…
Have to ask her where it is…
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its on oahu. in wahiawa
I leevs in Hahwhyee and I knowed ware it is when i seed it.
i dun has munees to bai howz. i can pay wif cheezburgez mehbe? k thx.
Ohai. . . I cat beleev Im stil in Ohail
^Obskuur MST reff
ai gots eet!!! ees frum Alien in L.A. rite?!?!?
Wut are teh ‘the’?
Yeah…*squints suspishuslee* Wutt bee dat strange wurd?
Ohai Sine.
Sorry, ais no saint. Yoo must hav confuusd me wif somwun else.
Yur mama alwaiz sed U wuz a saint.
.
R U cawlin yur mama a lyre?
Of cors not, but she does harp on wen she frets.
*le groan*
I see teh hand ov Teh Big Cheez in tudai’s entree!
.
Din’t he an Tofu yoost to lib in Hai Why Ee?
Ai think yoo mite bee rite, woodchuck. But – yoosta?? What did ai miss – an wehn did ai doo ett??
Ohai street iz just an ittehbitteh street. Just goez to sho that
size duzn’t madder.
Hay Janet, I fink dey relowku.. recate.. mooved to Seatul a littul whyle ago.
Thankz Gober – ai missed that sumhow.
Oh – iz that wai the tiem iz now – no – that wudn’t do it. Nebbermind.
I wants to drive bye Ohai. K?
Kittins in Maine, sai “Ohai Street? Yew cannut get thaya frum heya.”
“Kittins in Maine”? Waht meen by dat? I lib in Maine and have kittins.
Is you makin funnee wid de Maine dial….dyeuh…accent? “thaya” “heya”? LOL
Iffen yu wantz to heer a Maine cheer, oben mouf, and take sudden intake ob breth, like youz sayin’ “YUH” backwards, except yu inhaile, insted ob exhalin’
I tink I goez to my “cah” now, and beez drivin’ down to gets “lobstahs” on OHAI STREET.
What dose the bumpah stickah on youh cah say?
It don’t know what it say anymor….it be berried in snow since Nobember!
An tehn blakflies will haid it in Spring.
itz awl abowt ME
or,
Welkum to Maine. Now go hoem.
Ayuh.
Ohai Spring. Ai lib in Noo Hampsha, butt ai was bawn in Pawtlan’. In fackt, ai still has relat…rella…kin libbin in Eastpawt. Ayuh!
I been to Eastpawt! Nuttin’ beyond it but de big pond and Teeny Tineee Engerland!
lobstahs wid buttah
beez wicked good
spring I usdta lib in Maine in Old Town.
I misses it, lobely wintahs
mud season, black flies and all.
yoo noes, two_kittehs, dat dose r too ob owr fayvrit seesins heer in NH…we
goes frum wintah to mud seeson, to blak fly seeson, to free or for days ob
summah, den bak to wintah agin.
but those three or four dayz is glorious
lubed to go to Bah Habuuhh in da summah
and drive on the loop road in acadia nashunal pahk
spyke’s mom I lovez Noo Hampsha too, espeshully the White mountainz
they iz gorgus
n dey r berry berry WHITE ryte nao. so is awl teh resst ob teh stayte. Is
MOST pleh!
but atleast U haz losted all the politikal typez
No, de politikal typez wares plaid shurts, and sitz arownd pot-belleed stofe all wintuh talkin bout de politikal candy-dates and who be winnin or loozin
plaid shurtz frum Bean I haz sum of them 2
not quite hi-fashun but bery warm and comfeh
sumtime less hab a plaid- shurt- frum -LL Been partee. Pleese to nawt notice mine is a liddul frayed aroun teh cuffs & cololar.
So MaryO, u is sayin that ur collar matches ur cuffs?
Yay Noo Ingerland! I iz from Massachoosetts (gesundheit) an I went to collidge in Vermoont an I misses teh sno an teh mud an teh late spring an all of it.
Mah favrit story is bout wen Vermoont an Noo Hamster settled dere border back in seventeen-ought-elebenty or derabouts, an sumwun told a Vermoont farmer dat his farm was now in Noo Hamster. “Wal, thank Gawd,” he sed. “I cudn’ta stood anutha wunna them Vuhmont wintahs!”
i r a UM0 aloomnai, I majerd in teh kitteh-speek!
Go blak bayerz!
Iffen youz want, I could send you some mud and black flies (in season, of course)!
you iz generus spring, fanks but I will letz you enjoy those, but
you culd sendz me lobstahs and maple syprupz if you like
Kthx.
Ohai. I’ve been tehre!! (accowrdian to teh map). I didn’t notice at teh tyme.
I fink it crosses JCHwholebunchaKittehs Ave. just down from JCHwhatmowrKittehs? Blvd.
PdB – a liddle OT. Did yoo say yoo ar a biologist??? An wuz taht teh conferenzes yoo were going to recentlee?
Yes, its troo. I are in charge of teh biolology dibijun of d’Beaker Laboratories.
gigl
I wanna live in that street…
Tomorrow, I’m going to be flying into the Orly airport, in Paris. I will try to get a photo of the sign; I may possibly be taking with me a piece of A4 paper with “YA RLY!” written on it and some stickytape….
do eet and ceiling cat will bless you travels!
EHi.. i’m from italy.. I dont’ understand this photo… Somebody can help me!?!? Grazie!!!
“oh, hai” is lolspeak for “Oh, hi”
This is how we greet each other here.
…
Oh, Hai Papakia!!
Welcum to ICHC!!
sum b faster tahn otters.
Welcome! There’s a “wiki” link somewhere on this site for the lolanguage that is used here. Where in Spanish one says “Ola”, in English “hi”, in lolanguage it’s “ohai” because that’s what a cat “says” when they come into a room. When they leave they are quite dismissive and say “kthxbai”-ok thanks bye. To find a street sign that says “ohai” is very cool.
Papakia, welcome!
Hoo kan find teh KTHXBAI street?
No KTHXBAI strit, but i findz KTHX radio: http://www.kthxfm.com/
it’s like 200 degrees below in the wind in nyc, and heer i sit figgering how to put a Dwell modern prefab glass house on this site:
http://www.trulia.com/property/1045384700-45-Ohai-St-Honokaa-HI-96727
“200 below…” BWAHAHAHA! Ai ken reelayte…its been berry, berry cold in NH.
Need to do sumptin wid house alreddy dere, tho’…..
An idea, I haz it. We all chips in an buys teh propertee at 45 Ohai St. an builds a big howse fur all our cheezfrenz an der aminal pals. Dere shud be a big porch wif a view of teh oshum, an hammocks an big comfy chairs, an a big kitchen to cook up teh nommy refreshmints fur all our parties, an. . .whut else? Cheezfrenz can halp design teh ICHC B&B for R&R.
I’m in, doctorcat!
Iffs we awl chip in, it won’t b too meny cheezburgers eech!
Cownt mee in, tu! I kinnot wait! Here is free dollars and forty-tu sents. Dat shud bee enuff?
didja noe tehre’s a hole TOWN called “ohai?” ackshully its spelleded “OJAI,” butt its pronownsed “ohai.”
chekkit owt:
http://www.ojaipost.com/images/ojai-subway2.jpg
oops furgot dis: its in kalifornya.
Dat inter-restin! Town of OJAI be in Kalifornya, and OHAI street start at Kalifornya Street! I seed OHAI street on map at Pittypat’s link to Honokaa, HI.
dats berry weerd. mebbe wun day dere wuz a street whut streched awl teh wai from Ojai Kalifornya too Honokaa Hawayee. Yoo noes…kinda lyke…here in Concord NH deres a “Manchester Street” whut extends into Manchester, NH. N deres a “Pembroke Street” whut goes froo Pembroke, n “Allenstown Road” dat goes froo Allenstown.
sooo much purrfekt!
omg dis is sooo kool!!!
Iz no where dis is! Wahiawa, Hawaii… Iz lives closebie.
Wha Iz fine, fank yoo…
Geddit? Wa-hi-awa? (“Why, hao r ya?”)
*Runs away, ducking*
Why a duck?
Cuz teh gooses r gone.
juss in kays sum wun frew rottin tomaytoes at meh.
Yah, why no a chickin?
kittehs in teh myoonissipul guvurnment!
kitteh must hav “adopted a street” and furgot what to naym it.
“OHAI, welcum to mah street. Nao see if yew can findz da cheezburgers.”
That is beautiful.
That’s really funny!
Also, why does no one talk in regular English in here? Haha.
We has a newbee!
Cuz kittehs no haev yous fur ur inglesh langwich. Kittehs r teh sooperioar! Itz teh hoomans dat speek phuny! Do u c y?
Because “Oh hi,” street iznt as funnee
regoolar eglish is for hyoomans. wez iz lolcats here.
you want 2 speek eglish liek a 2legs—go to annuvver site.
heh
ahahahahaa LOL….
Thank you everybody… Now (nau) i (ai) understand (anderstand) this (dis) photo (foto)…. ahahahaah ciao at all…
Nice job, Papakia!
It must be difficult to read this in a second language!
Welcome!
O hai,
I upgraded yr GPS
It stands to reason that somewhere there is a Kthxbai Street…
Sendz yr fan maylz tu:
Happycat
c/o Cheezburgrz R Us
3120 Ohai St.
Hilo, HI 96720
(Noet: Plz du nawt yooz udres ez it iz fiktish…figtidj…fiktobluuminabluhhh…..is mayded up.)
Vertchoowul cheezburgr praiz fr furst purrson tu ges wai numbr iz 3120!
Terz is Port Mooar in Isle of Man. I hopes to takes photos for u.
I don’t know, I know of a Luling, texas.
LOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
There’s a city in California named Ohai too.
Heey! Ahve ben on dat streets! Srsly!
i live near dis! nutzu!
i livez thar!!! dats wai we alwais sai “o hai!” mah rumates n i!
der iz uh Luling in Looooooozzee Annna 2. down duh rode frum Nawlins. err, wayte, it iz up duh rivr frum Nawlins.
also, kittees kant go 2 skools. so, kittees rite lik it sowns.
iz gud ideerment—-no kan misssssspell thiz waye.
It made me really happy to see this. I’m very sick right now and this is the first laugh I’ve had since I became ill. I was born and raised in Hilo, and left two years ago to try my luck on the big, scary mainland. It never dawned on me that everybody here might get a kick out of that sign. On a side note, on the Google maps link, you see that house on the shore with the pool about 500ft to the northeast of the arrow? That’s where my first girlfriend lived. Anyway, thanks to whoever sent that in
hi. im sorry you are sick. i dont see the google maps link but thats ok. i’m glad you got some positive feelings because of this
Ohai St. iz teh plase where all teh cheezfrends hang owt!
I grew up on a street called “Morning Wood”. I didn’t even realize how funny if was until high school and my friend pointed it out.
It’s in Honolulu, Hawaii!
http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=21.494213,-158.02994&spn=0.012478,0.016072&z=16
I sawed teh lolsine, an it opined up mai ayes
Goes down free blox, take right on Kthxbai avenue, takes nother right on Bukkit lane, then down nother mile on yous left is Ohai street. Little bar called Kitteh’s Playse they has bestest cheezerburs in city. Takes my wurd on it.
Iz dat de one neer Yarly Ave?
no itz neer ORLY WAI!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b246/nowthatsatrot/stuff/100_3272.jpg
De monorail kitteh stop is nearby.
I can has house there? KTHXBYE
im in ur citi plannin deprtmnt, namin ur streetz
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2146727
This is we todd did. I don’t get how this is funny!
Um, StoopedNonsenz, wiff ur cutesee way uff saying “wetodddid”, if YOU don’t
get how it is funny, why is IT “wetoddidd?”
Hey!
U sed we todd did!
I seed dat beefore!
Sed dat, and sumfin bowt sofa king!
Pleeze too bee essplaining !
Um, pleeze?
Aw, geez, dude.
Never mind.
I went to the Urban Dictionary and figured it out.
As u noe hoo sed,
“Go Wai Den.”
*sigh*
“I am Sofa King.
We Todd Did.”
NO! U R Clods.
M R not clods.
OSAR.
CDEDBD Brains?
CDEDBD B—-?
O! I C! Dat R Clods!
Ahem. Peeps wutt call things/uddur peepulls “wetodddid” r teh clods.
kthxbai.
Dude. Srsly. why so mad at Fall Out Boy? “This Ain’t A Scene” ROCKED.
Wutts ur beef wiff dem?
WTF? why dis heer?
sigh
Ohai, New Zealand:
http://www.google.co.nz/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=ohai,+southland&ie=UTF8&ll=-45.91581,167.955551&spn=0.211148,0.457306&z=11
Dude. Srsly. why so mad at Fall Out Boy? “This Ain’t A Scene” ROCKED.
Wutts ur beef wiff dem?
what does this mean??? OHAI???
“Oh Hai!” <– like that
Wow, how remarkably lame.
oh, hai is tis dere i find ma buket? At the corner of Ohai and Kthxbai?
O’hai, you are all mad, MAD I say!!!
Hey… this is in Wahiawa, Oahu, HI. There’s lots of drug dealers on this street…hmmm. haha!
hahahahaha…. i wanna have that sign in my bedroom!!!!
SOOOOOOOOO awesum!
I found it’s counterpart and took a picture of it
moar funny pictures
This is the best street sign ever.
i live there
yeyy! im in hahwai waking doun ohai st!
heh
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id iz reel. iz in howaii! sumday i post mai own pic az pruf
Ha, I work near that street. That is the biggest drug/prostitute trafficking street in Wahiawa. Funny that it ended up here.
Ohai st., in da countie of lolcat, in kitteh state, in ICHC!
ohai guise !