Comments on: No brakes so hard

By: Chad7932

Chad7932 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:46:43 +0000

funny! iz very funny!

By: Raven

Raven — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:49:09 +0000

a wittle more to te left and kitteh go flying out window!!!!11!!!

By: Catsy

Catsy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:45:04 +0000

nex times plz, reemember dat da cat iz heere

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:37:45 +0000

Helloooooo up there paws4thot. Thankz fur teh lufflee pome. Iz this at last yur contreebewshun fur Burns Nite??? Duzzn’t KWITE luk liek hourz ov research to mee!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:32:27 +0000

thanz fur the splanashun Lovecat. This awl is still verree relevant to mai intersts.

Ai hoep Rosalind Plowright iz a gud teechur. She certainlee OUGHT to bee. Ai’m quite shur ai saw her wunz – but can’t quite plaice it rite now.

There ar SOOO menee reelee bad teechurs out there Nice voyces being rooned rite an left!

Yoo ar now singing purrfeshunalee then? An RP iz yur control??

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:23:12 +0000

I <3 Janet <——Juss practising.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:21:42 +0000

Well, ….yesh…. :blush:

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:22:47 +0000

SOOOOOO troooo!!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:20:34 +0000

akshully, “awlf” werks, too. i readed it as “awful”, adn taht well deskribes moast bridezmaydes dreseses.

By: Lovecat

Lovecat — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:56:08 +0000

o noes! wp et mai answer! ment to sai, sawry, getting Molesworth (skool etc, as any fule kno) wit lolspeak… yep an singerer for mai sins, iz wai cannot alwais folow threds!

same Metastasio libretto, different setting. Johan Adolf Hasse – much admired n his time, by such squirts as Mozart.

Much imprest by your singing with Max Lorenz (and vairy mutch drawn to studying vice!!!). Ai studies wit Rosalind Plowright.

By: Lovecat

Lovecat — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:52:32 +0000

sawry, LOLspeak gettin confoozled wit Molesworth (skool etc, as any fule kno). Neerly saem Metastasio leebreto as Mista Haendel, saem nawt-so-simpul plot (hehe), but dis man be Johan Adolf Hasse http://www.classical.net/music/comp.lst/acc/hasse.html

Am mutch imprest wit studying vice (hahaha) wit Max Lorenz!! Ai studdies with Rosalind Plowright. Gud Fricka! Yep, am singerer for mai sins. Iz wai I cant alwais follow threds!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:09:26 +0000

O hai, stagehandan! Ar yoo noo? Ai think yoo must bee – ai cud nawt hav missed a nayme liek yurs! “McDongles” *snert*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:06:17 +0000

Oh – an teh awnlee “Siroe” ai know iz teh Handel wun.

Hoo iz this Hasse? ai cannawt kwite maek out what yoo meen bai phiz corled

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:59:37 +0000

Brij??? Yoo playz brij too???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:57:14 +0000

Oh deer – mai fingurs ar az flutterree az mai mind. Ov corse, we do nawt have teh awlf dresses in teh attiks (at leest, ai hoep nawt.) AWLD wunz ar waht we hav!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:44:34 +0000

Glad yoo splained that, Mais Oui. Fur a moment there, ai thot we awl had togo to ar attics an git out ar awlf brides’ maids dresses!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:21:47 +0000

Thanks, Maus!! *smooch* Yoo ar a sweetee!! And . . .omaigosh that wuz funneh!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:20:18 +0000

No, no!!! It was not vice that I studied (though Maus might think so!!)

Voice!!! I ment voice!!!1

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:18:36 +0000

Lovecat – yoo ar a singer tehn??? Yoo must have sayed ths befoar, but I donu remember. I wuz – wuz, being teh opera-tive wurd!!

And if you ar Wagner gurl, tehn ai will tell you that ai once studied vice (when I was at the Mozarteum in Salzburg) with Max Lorenz, the Wagnerian tenor. And I once sang through almost awl of the Siegmund/Sieglinde scene with him in the studio. Ai cannot even begin to tell you what a thrill it was to sing that with a voice like his. He was, of course, old then – but not quite retired – he did something in Vienna – or Munich – but he could still sing like a god!!

This would not mean very much to non-Wagner people!

By: Lovecat

Lovecat — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:29:22 +0000

Barawk is oprer corled Siroe by phiz corled Hasse (no-wun haz hurd of him, hehe). Gott a fuw nais aryers – I haz gud wun that Vivalldee pincht fur Bajazet – Spesso, tra vaghe rose (sawry, no can do lolkitalian!). Mawdern premyair, parently! lawts of runny bits. Am nawt yused to dis – am Wagner gurl!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:33:18 +0000

>whoosh<

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:11:36 +0000

Teh rode waz lawng but ah rannit Janit!!
Teh ribbir waz wyd but ah swammit Janit!!
Jay Aye En Eee Tee al lub U!!!!!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:05:23 +0000

If eees vorkink in Scootland, daz zat mek zem McDongles?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:32:26 +0000

By: London

London — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:04:47 +0000

Kafleen jutz reedz boutin experense…Sooo Soriez…Buttz de waz yun telz de storiez….Sewz funniez. Peepz tellz meez boutn tings wiz meez……Deh Dramahz…yunz haz it tooz. Welcumz ta meez wurld. Happiez yun en it!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:14:01 +0000

(praktising)

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:57:55 +0000

Gaaaah! Too much floofness!!!

Feels mah hed gonna splode!!!

Hep!!!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:27:47 +0000

ed. note : teh translator shud hab writed “tie one on”
rather than “tie the not”. hims babelfish wuz malfunkshuning at the time.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:51:38 +0000

Now, the 2008 model Fladimular offers anti-lock brakes, power everything, a four-star rated stereo, and kitteh-capable seats that allow your kitteh to mess with your hair while you’re driving.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:12:27 +0000

sneekeepeete (aka sneekievpyotr), the vindo vashing viper vif a Rrrooshan aksent scampers off, leeving the klonked out Mais Oui and Maus who had jumped out of sight adn wuz lurking in teh dingleberry bush after having been startled in the middle of tying Mais Oui’s shoes together. Dis took a wile as he accidentlee tied his own two shoes togedder. Then he accidently tied one ob his shoes to Mais Oui’s.

time passes…

As he continued tryin to tie the not, the delicate, green tendrils continued creeping toward the unsuspekting Maus… because, indeed, they are the tendrils frum the dangereus lathyrus odoratus x maisouikudzu…

lookout behine you…

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:13:02 +0000

kompleet wif herree feet??

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:10:37 +0000

’spaydz’ am teh beeguzt balew soot in brij, ceptin ‘noe trumpz’.
sew wen yu b biddinz in brij teh spaydz r teh bawss crdz.
sew – yew sez ‘ ai haz dat een spaydz’ meenz ‘eye gort teh bedduh han dan yew!’
sfur az eye noe.
butt eye cud b mekkin eet awp!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:52:30 +0000

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:47:50 +0000

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:56:43 +0000

Luffi teh imij ob a kitteh in a orinj mae west!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:38:04 +0000

Gud cawl, Tharrick! Ai tink tihs is yur furst post? Ai’s nawt noetissed yur naem heer Bfore – Hai Tharrick, welkom to ICHC! Com awn in an joyn teh fun!!

By: Sneekeepeete

Sneekeepeete — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:26:32 +0000

Tihs iz sposed to be up dere bai teh Viper stuff. *sigh*

By: Sneekeepeete

Sneekeepeete — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:25:03 +0000

Hay!! Wakez up!! I hazza obertyme… an hazta git 2 the nawty barn. YNG cawled an sed windose iz awl fogded up 4 sum reeson.

By: Sneekeepeete

Sneekeepeete — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:22:12 +0000

Sloooowlee tehy terned…
Step – bai – step…
Insh – bai – insh…
Until…

Itza VIPER!!!
“Ohai, Mais Ouis.. I haz kum to vipe yor vindose!!”

By: Dirtysteel

Dirtysteel — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:15:23 +0000

lol

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:03:12 +0000

Hopefulee, teh spring iz bringeng mor tahn jus vyolitz!! It shud also bring bedder an mor lukkier daze. St. Pattrik’s Dai iz commin soon an bringin teh luck ov teh Eyerish 2 awl Cheezpeeps – S peshully teh onze wif Erish naymz….

Eyyye will tayk yoo hoooome Kafleeeeen…♫

Heer, hab a shamrok!!!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:02:23 +0000

Surprized to heer yoo didn peez – a LOT! Scaree storee…. Howsumebber- gud 2 now thair wuz peeps lukkin owt 4 yoo! Sheew!

By: Penn

Penn — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:51:28 +0000

I has a gurl kitteh naemd Gremlin She iz a litl bit puzzessed, in a kyoot way.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:50:25 +0000

Ohai, Kafleen ( ov teh sqwinty eyez) and JitBM…
I wuz sur prized to lern taht yoo hast haza a bak seet lie since in Indy Anna…
Iz purrhapz 4 making suur teh bak seet dirbber is cwalified 2 B tellin uz “whair 2 go?”
I can haz sum tee ??? Too long sinse ai haz had oolong…
Mmmmm.. cookiez!1!
{{{kafleen}}}
{{{julyisthebestmonth}}}

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:43:41 +0000

I has teh quququmber sammiges. Dey almoas as good.

I is dressded in a navy bloo skirt, gray sweater an navy bloo turtlolneck. Iss COLD in teh “sunny souf” today.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:26:47 +0000

Fanks fur care abowt teh sholda.
Joo nebber beeleeb dis-Ai am hab a whiplash injuree!!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:23:49 +0000

Wadder cress on brown bred.Crusts Orf.?

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:22:30 +0000

Yep.Berry propper an moast polyte.
Dat wuz a grate film.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:14:20 +0000

oh how sad.
I gives u hugs, starling, so u can gives dem to hooever u find dat needs dem.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{starling}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:12:14 +0000

Back in Indiana, u cud ride in teh back ub teh pickup…lots ub us. Nobodee
say nuffin.

Wunner iff its still like dat.

AHem.

Noe wutt reelee makes mah hart leep owtta mah chest and start sayin teh
prayurs? Wen I see Goggies in teh backs ub pickups.

Scares teh stuffin owta mee. And I noe is danjerus caws I red a lettur frum a man to Deer Abby hoo
wuz greevin fur his ded doggee caus he ledded him ride back dere….dere
was an accidunt…no mar doggee.