No brakes so hard
unfortunately, when kitteh drive, no brakes can be reached.
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Congratulamatations, Maus, on the top nawt-sekond! Rather early in mai books to be dansing, but maybe at least your favorite song on da kar radio where da kitteh iz?
since we alreddy haz whiplash, better nawt danz, rite?
Or at leest not wehre the lolyurs frum teh inshurants companee can see you…
We should dance to ‘Whiplash’ by Metallica for irony!
lol
Gud cawl, Tharrick! Ai tink tihs is yur furst post? Ai’s nawt noetissed yur naem heer Bfore – Hai Tharrick, welkom to ICHC! Com awn in an joyn teh fun!!
Sry. I iz at werks, an has to go down to the lab and “play” wif wun of mai puters. Why dont yoo guize pick a song, an I will be back layter an see whut yoo choseded.
Plz not to be kickin the puters
they haz feelings U know
No kickin todai. I has to install a dongle an sum softwaer.
Mai mind, as usual – bogglez. WHAT ar yoo doin down there?????
Duz sound a bit odd to uz furry neerz.
I fink yoo has a durty mind
“Dongle” is teh tekkie jargun for a USB thingy, liek a “thumb drive”, ‘cept tihs wun has infor… infur… stuff innit to controll how manee peeps ar usin an applecashun. I can tell yer eyes are alredee glazin ovur, so I wont say annee mor.
Yoo meen ten Universal Cereal Bus – teh wun yoo catches at the end ov teh monorailcat lion?
Well, except that dongles pre-date USB by about 20 years.
I know. But most are USB now. Trying to simplify for JCH4K.
But – ai can doo teh hole furst akt (an moar – but ai do nawt want to be braggin heer) ov “Die Walkuere” bai hart.
*sings* Du bist der Lenz nach dem ich verlangte im frostigen Winter’s Frist. . .
Eye still lernin’ lolspeak, so haz trubble someetims reedin what some peeps wryte — JCH4K, is dat last sentt….snet…line in German or lolspeek?
i hoap its gErm an.
tis teh german
Wagner beets dongles ENNY day!
Dam. Nau I haz to getsz da Sieglinde AUT of mai mynd. Duz nawt mix wit barawck stuff iz lurnin. Dam u JCH4K!!!
A simpul “dammit Janet” will doo.
Yoo iz lerning barawck stuff?? Tell mee moar, pleez.
Teh rode waz lawng but ah rannit Janit!!
Teh ribbir waz wyd but ah swammit Janit!!
Jay Aye En Eee Tee al lub U!!!!!
Barawk is oprer corled Siroe by phiz corled Hasse (no-wun haz hurd of him, hehe). Gott a fuw nais aryers – I haz gud wun that Vivalldee pincht fur Bajazet – Spesso, tra vaghe rose (sawry, no can do lolkitalian!). Mawdern premyair, parently! lawts of runny bits. Am nawt yused to dis – am Wagner gurl!
Lovecat – yoo ar a singer tehn??? Yoo must have sayed ths befoar, but I donu remember. I wuz – wuz, being teh opera-tive wurd!!
And if you ar Wagner gurl, tehn ai will tell you that ai once studied vice (when I was at the Mozarteum in Salzburg) with Max Lorenz, the Wagnerian tenor. And I once sang through almost awl of the Siegmund/Sieglinde scene with him in the studio. Ai cannot even begin to tell you what a thrill it was to sing that with a voice like his. He was, of course, old then – but not quite retired – he did something in Vienna – or Munich – but he could still sing like a god!!
This would not mean very much to non-Wagner people!
No, no!!! It was not vice that I studied (though Maus might think so!!)
Voice!!! I ment voice!!!1
Oh – an teh awnlee “Siroe” ai know iz teh Handel wun.
Hoo iz this Hasse? ai cannawt kwite maek out what yoo meen bai phiz corled
sawry, LOLspeak gettin confoozled wit Molesworth (skool etc, as any fule kno). Neerly saem Metastasio leebreto as Mista Haendel, saem nawt-so-simpul plot (hehe), but dis man be Johan Adolf Hasse http://www.classical.net/music/comp.lst/acc/hasse.html
Am mutch imprest wit studying vice (hahaha) wit Max Lorenz!! Ai studdies with Rosalind Plowright. Gud Fricka! Yep, am singerer for mai sins. Iz wai I cant alwais follow threds!
o noes! wp et mai answer! ment to sai, sawry, getting Molesworth (skool etc, as any fule kno) wit lolspeak… yep an singerer for mai sins, iz wai cannot alwais folow threds!
same Metastasio libretto, different setting. Johan Adolf Hasse – much admired n his time, by such squirts as Mozart.
Much imprest by your singing with Max Lorenz (and vairy mutch drawn to studying vice!!!). Ai studies wit Rosalind Plowright.
thanz fur the splanashun Lovecat. This awl is still verree relevant to mai intersts.
Ai hoep Rosalind Plowright iz a gud teechur. She certainlee OUGHT to bee. Ai’m quite shur ai saw her wunz – but can’t quite plaice it rite now.
There ar SOOO menee reelee bad teechurs out there
Nice voyces being rooned rite an left!
Yoo ar now singing purrfeshunalee then? An RP iz yur control??
Helloooooo up there paws4thot. Thankz fur teh lufflee pome. Iz this at last yur contreebewshun fur Burns Nite??? Duzzn’t KWITE luk liek hourz ov research to mee!!
Ai just doan know hao yoo can say “dongles ” leik taht wif a strait fayce. Tho, come to think ov it, ai can’t see yur fayce. Purrhaps yoo ar grinning frum eer to eer?????
If eees vorkink in Scootland, daz zat mek zem McDongles?
O hai, stagehandan! Ar yoo noo? Ai think yoo must bee – ai cud nawt hav missed a nayme liek yurs! “McDongles” *snert*
I gess it cud sownd odd: “a dongle on a pooter”. I can has dingleberries?
Yu meen teh snow we haz jus drivien thru, doancha???
Joo myt want sum oyntment fur dat:lol:
ummmmm. Maus. are you setting yurself up?
Mais Oui – where iz ten funneh thred about shoos an roep? Ai can’t find it.
Start here: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/27/funny-pictures-young-skywalker-rest-now/#comment-253768
Thanks, Maus!! *smooch* Yoo ar a sweetee!! And . . .omaigosh that wuz funneh!
Quoi?
oooo. i lubs it wehn yew speek zee fronsh…
Mais Oui Sweet Pea…
*klonk*
Luks arownd fer traps hidden in teh underbrush…
While Mary is kloncked, I will tie her shoelaces together…
*teehee*
*snerk*
*strange elusive scent fills air as slender green tendrils creep furm undah teh branches ob teh dingleberry bush by wich Mais Ouis is
klonked -out…*
Sloooowlee tehy terned…
Step – bai – step…
Insh – bai – insh…
Until…
Itza VIPER!!!
“Ohai, Mais Ouis.. I haz kum to vipe yor vindose!!”
Hay!! Wakez up!! I hazza obertyme… an hazta git 2 the nawty barn. YNG cawled an sed windose iz awl fogded up 4 sum reeson.
sneekeepeete (aka sneekievpyotr), the vindo vashing viper vif a Rrrooshan aksent scampers off, leeving the klonked out Mais Oui and Maus who had jumped out of sight adn wuz lurking in teh dingleberry bush after having been startled in the middle of tying Mais Oui’s shoes together. Dis took a wile as he accidentlee tied his own two shoes togedder. Then he accidently tied one ob his shoes to Mais Oui’s.
time passes…
As he continued tryin to tie the not, the delicate, green tendrils continued creeping toward the unsuspekting Maus… because, indeed, they are the tendrils frum the dangereus lathyrus odoratus x maisouikudzu…
lookout behine you…
ed. note : teh translator shud hab writed “tie one on”
rather than “tie the not”. hims babelfish wuz malfunkshuning at the time.
Glad yoo splained that, Mais Oui. Fur a moment there, ai thot we awl had togo to ar attics an git out ar awlf brides’ maids dresses!!!
Oh deer – mai fingurs ar az flutterree az mai mind. Ov corse, we do nawt have teh awlf dresses in teh attiks (at leest, ai hoep nawt.) AWLD wunz ar waht we hav!!
akshully, “awlf” werks, too. i readed it as “awful”, adn taht well deskribes moast bridezmaydes dreseses.
SOOOOOO troooo!!!!
congratmalashuns Maus! How about teh moosic frum SNL, the Toonses teh Drybbing Kitteh theem sawng? Dunno ’bout teh danse; ai is in mai seet belts and can nawt danse lyke dat!
Ai wuz gonna say maybe “Dongle serenade” – butt decided mebbee nawt!
But – it’z 10 AM EST! Purrhap a COM AS YOO AR brunch wud bee in order?? (Ai put it in caps – last tiem peepl browt lots to eet, but furgot teh “com as yoo ar part!!!)
So – ai am akshullee drest fur a chanj. Blak pant, grey blowse – an a purrtee neklace taht salleh gibbed mee.
An ai will bring hawt biskits wif butter an powidl (Austrian plum butter – yum!)
OK I ar wearing jeanz and cranberry colored shirtz, I bringz the drinkees
tea, coffee and hot choclits
mmmmm – cawfee – ai havn’t eben had enee yet! Thankz, two-kittehs!!
Hao bowt sum cawfee caek wif sinamons on top?
Oh, sry, forgitted…
Ai iz awl dressd upz in mai bidness soot an dressy boots.
Ise drest in beige pant adn navy top, an I sposed to B workn. I bing de chips. I luvs chips, an’ mebbe some dips…I see if sum ob my relativs kin come, 2, so I kin say I brot de dips!
*snicker*
Oooohhh KKM!! cawfee caek an sinamons!!!
cawfee an caek -two ob mai faverut fingz.Mixed togedder beez mai awltime faverut type ob confecshun.
*droolin an slobberin* *grabby paws* *rumble tum*
*flutterin eyelashes*
Oh how terriblee rood ai beein.
Sowree.Manners maketh teh man-or woman.
Please may I have a slice of your rather delectable Coffee and Cinnamon cake?
There’s a song in the air
But the fair senorita doesn’t seem to care
For the song in the air.
Oh, I’ll sing to the mule
If you’re sure she won’t think that I am just a fool
Serenading a mule.
Tibble an Cookie’s human -sorree – ai wuz having too much fun playin cat an maus an dint see yoo down there. Iz Brunch OK wif yoo??
Brunch soundz gud to me, too. ai am cumming in my pjs and my floofy pink
robe, and teh fuzzy green blanky. ai will bringing the scrambled eggs (just like my scrambled braynes. (but i alreddy eeted the chokklit!)
mmm – I maked sum cranberreee tee breds. Eats dem befor I duz.
(I had da floo all last week an missd mai cheezfrenz)
Ai am wearing jeans, wyte shirt and pullover sweater (jumper, to youse in teeny tiny Ingerland) and habs oolong tea and squirl scout cookies. Passing tres of squirl scout cookies awl around.
Az it am rowndabowt Ohai Tea tyme heer,ai bring sum cewcumba sammidges
slyced ham,Sconez wib jam an creem an a sheree tryfle.
Oh,an a pot ob Earl grey Tea.
Awl serbed on bone china platez frum a big silver tray.
Sumhow mai jeans an jumper doant fit teh dress code.:(
Dis fud wil be serbed to us todai,by teh Butler.
Ai cuddnt carree teh laden tray as ai hab a poorlee showlder nan nek.
any wateh cress sammiges? awl wayz wanted to twy wun.
sowy bout teh sholda.
is the butler like teh wun in “Remains of the Day”?
Yep.Berry propper an moast polyte.
Dat wuz a grate film.
Fanks fur care abowt teh sholda.
Joo nebber beeleeb dis-Ai am hab a whiplash injuree!!!
Wadder cress on brown bred.Crusts Orf.?
I has teh quququmber sammiges. Dey almoas as good.
I is dressded in a navy bloo skirt, gray sweater an navy bloo turtlolneck. Iss COLD in teh “sunny souf” today.
Mmmmfff. wrnfl bsng snrgd fdz.
Oooopz. Shudn’t talk wif my mouf ful.
This shur b sum good fudz.
i must leaving dis wondermus brunch naow.
I haz to fix sum chili for teh potluck dinner tonite. But furst must
kleen kitchen so i haz room to cooking.
Thanking yew all 4 teh good fudz and the bedder company.
Ai can joynz in? Bringin crumpits an meltid buttar, cawz iz a bit grai in Ingerlund. Wearin da uzheral red velvit wit flour in hare (deckerashun, nawt frum baiking de crumpits, maind!).
Lovecat – yoo ar frum teeneetineeIngerland too??? Ai dint know that. Mite ai ask where yoo lives???
Allwayz weer ur seet belt lil kitteh!
*le sigh* Here’s one tiny percentage of the aggurvashun I been expeerencing latlee dats got mee down.
I gott cawted by a peace man a couple weeks ago. My window cracked, my reg.
expired, (already had gotted a fix it ticket for it) and as hee wuz ridin allong in mah blind spot making my hairs stand on
end, mah son, sittin in teh back (caws teh side ub may car not gett-in-abull caws ub sum dummee woman not stop at stop sine but I digress…grrr..) says
all calmly, “Ahm not warin mah seetbelt.” (He had told me another time that it was cawt down inside the seat, which we could not get liffted, and I had forgot all
abowt it. So he was ridin wiffout it.)
Mr. Peace Man stopped mee ub corse. He wuzz not pleesed wiff us, nope, not at all. He had Sean
get up, and wuddun u noe dat seat liffted rite up.
He wuz also not terriblee frendlee wiff teh fact dat mah son, 18, still had no drivers license.
Mah strange famblee, let mee show u it.
Dat windshield fixing costed $350, and a horrible day of trying to ebbun get it. It cud hav costed mor but Windshiled Place wuz verreh nice to me. Dat day ub teh ticket (Not mah onlee wun) has cawsed all kinds ub aggurvashun.
Tank u, Mr. Peace Man, for mebbee sabin mah suns life, butt I can has grumbulls ubb agguravashun ennehway?
Kthxbai.
I tole mah son later, and he acshullee laffed (unusual) wen dat cop wunted too
noe wai mah son had no license, I shud hab sed in mah southern indiana voice,”Oh, hunnee, juss look at him. Caint u tell hee aint rite?”
(PS..he fine looking boy, LOL!)
LOLZ!!!! Oh – Kafleen! Yoo hud hav!! Yoo can haz a sourther indian akscet?? Ai dint know that!
But – so sorree to heer about the aggravashun. Sumtiems – it’s awl just too much!
{{{{Kafleen}}}}
Now – furgit yur trubbles fur a wil an cut to the “come as yoo ar” burnch – a FREEWAY tie.
hmm…souther indian? Nope. Not has. *snickur* Southern Indiana? Yep…has dat in
spades. (um, is dat expresshun bad? Wutt dat meen, preeciselee, enneewai?
ennybuddee noe?
I eether call spades trump, calls a spade a spade, or shuvels in teh gardin wif 1. Daswut I noe.
’spaydz’ am teh beeguzt balew soot in brij, ceptin ‘noe trumpz’.
sew wen yu b biddinz in brij teh spaydz r teh bawss crdz.
sew – yew sez ‘ ai haz dat een spaydz’ meenz ‘eye gort teh bedduh han dan yew!’
sfur az eye noe.
butt eye cud b mekkin eet awp!
Brij??? Yoo playz brij too???
somehao deeling wif the plees wuz eezier wen i wuz yunger, so much yunger dan todae…. (nawt dat i got in truble; just an obsurbashun)
Ai’m shur when yoo wuz lookin leik Brijit Bardot the pleez were no problem at awl!!!
♫
those were the daze my frend
we thot deyed never end…
*whispurrs* peeple sayed ai luked a bit liek Gin Lololololobtigida. *sigh* Oh, wellz.
Hay, me too! Also Cyd Charisse and Sophia Loren.
Now I looks like Bilbo’s grandmama (or gammer, as dey is called in teh Shire).
*sigh* oh well, us can has memerries. . .;-)
oh noes! ware my smiley go?
an I looks like Bilbo.
*sigh*
LOL!
kompleet wif herree feet??
(praktising)
I <3 Janet <——Juss practising.
Well, ….yesh…. :blush:
Dear Kafleen,
iz sry u had such an xpereence wit dat fault-findin pleesman. sounds like he had 2 find his kwota of piddly liddle rools to nforce.
btw, i didnt get my license until i was an adult n had kids-der r plenty of gud resuns to wait. cheep mass transit n saving fuel r 2 of dem.
hang in der..by ur pointy ends if u has 2!
Oh, yeah, dat remines mee. Beesides writin up a fix it for teh crack, an fur
teh registration, and 100 dollurs fur teh sb violation, he had mee get out an
look at the plastic protectur obbur mah plate. It had a very slite smokey tint
too it and hee sed I needed to remoov dat cuz it wur illegull. At leest dat
old crabbbybutt diddun charge me furr dat. Dat wuz a freebee.
*eers back*
How can peepul (mah car store I deelibbur for!) sell illegull stuff?
grrrrrrrr
{{{{kafleen}}}}
tanks
Hai Kafleen,
I sorry u haz a cruddy day. Lukking at the cyoot kitth agen. He will making u
smile. here’s a hug
{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}
tank u, cweenmj!
{{{{Kafleen}}}} whut a terble time! Mai almost-18 son gotz no license eether, an wont 4 sum tyme to come, eether. Mebbe wehn hez 30 he be machyoor enuff to driev, we hopez. So he gotz him a foto-ID. Gud thing, u need taht in da aeroport!
mine has no ekscyoose, good OR bad. I tink hee juss too arrugunt and lazee
too studee teh book properlee!! Hee failed teh test when hee took it. I wuz teh
mad, an I tink it caws he juss allwus doo good on tests and figgured hee wud
pass dis wun too.
He needs a hoof on his back end. I is tired ub dis show-furr hat I allwus werin.
*eers go back…looks wiff haff lidded eyes at son…thinking bowt dis sichiashun…*
Stop show-furr-in. He getz lisents soons enuf….
wow, Kafleen, ya noes it doesn’t rain, but it pours.
Yer son was guilty of beein paxenger, wifout a license??? Sometimes Ai jump into mai frenz car as paxenger wifout takin my license and ai is waaaay over l8. I will be careful not to do so in state of Indy Anna!
Here, hab some squirl scout cookies, I offer awl teh flavurs. Tea flavur dis morning is ooooolong. {{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
ud think hee wuz guilty. Moar like, teh officur juss thot it wuz strange.
Dis happun heer in Calleefurnya.
I is frum Indiana, do.
not O rijjunallee.
Back in Indiana, u cud ride in teh back ub teh pickup…lots ub us. Nobodee
say nuffin.
Wunner iff its still like dat.
AHem.
Noe wutt reelee makes mah hart leep owtta mah chest and start sayin teh
prayurs? Wen I see Goggies in teh backs ub pickups.
Scares teh stuffin owta mee. And I noe is danjerus caws I red a lettur frum a man to Deer Abby hoo
wuz greevin fur his ded doggee caus he ledded him ride back dere….dere
was an accidunt…no mar doggee.
Ohai, Kafleen ( ov teh sqwinty eyez) and JitBM…
I wuz sur prized to lern taht yoo hast haza a bak seet lie since in Indy Anna…
Iz purrhapz 4 making suur teh bak seet dirbber is cwalified 2 B tellin uz “whair 2 go?”
I can haz sum tee ??? Too long sinse ai haz had oolong…
Mmmmm.. cookiez!1!
{{{kafleen}}}
{{{julyisthebestmonth}}}
Kafleen maybe anuther explanashun for Po-Po pulin u ober. Maybe he thawt der wuz sumpin funnee goin awn wif teh 18 yr awld in bak seet. Let me explayn; Back when I was working as a cocktail waitress we would leave work at 3 AM. I was giving the bartendar a ride home. Front passenger door was borked, so he got in the back. These two cars started following us, as well as seeing police cars in the neighborhoods every couple of blocks. When I pulled over to let him out at his house, we were suddenly surrounded by men and police WITH GUNS DRAWN!! They thought he was a rapist who had last struck at the hotel I just left. Ohhh embarassment and explaining by the officers ensued, but thank ceiling cat they were looking out for me. Scary at the time, funny now, but maybe they were looking out for you.
Sum dayz be FILLED wif aggurvashun, but maybee wun dai u an Sean be laffin ober it??? {{{Kafleen}}}
I kinda thot a littul bowt dat sort ub ting…I noe we DID look like a motley pair,
furr shur. Wee had just lefft teh doctor’s office, too….I had been wurried sick
caws my son had teh headaches and stiff neck…doctor sed the dredded M wurd.
Butt hee wuz ok.
Next week on presidents day I went to lab fur follow up test, just in case. Wuz
closed. Mah dad yelled wen I got home, fur not calling furst. Made mee mad.
Dis whole flippin munth bee wun thing aftur annuddur. I lost a whole day of work
yesterday cause of tire story.
GGGGRRRRRRR!
Hopefulee, teh spring iz bringeng mor tahn jus vyolitz!! It shud also bring bedder an mor lukkier daze. St. Pattrik’s Dai iz commin soon an bringin teh luck ov teh Eyerish 2 awl Cheezpeeps – S peshully teh onze wif Erish naymz….
Eyyye will tayk yoo hoooome Kafleeeeen…♫
Heer, hab a shamrok!!!
Dat muss hab scared teh libbin snot out ub u, thisncat. How awful.. I sorry.
I think i musta peed a liddle….
I bet.
Surprized to heer yoo didn peez – a LOT! Scaree storee…. Howsumebber- gud 2 now thair wuz peeps lukkin owt 4 yoo! Sheew!
good mornin………..pls to has a bedder dai todai!! ai wishes 4 yew sunshine, yr favrit songs ona radio, yr favrit kittlins rubbin on ur laigs and ebbryting els yew laik!! be gud to yrself………
yr frend
wut she sed!!
{{{{kafleen}}}}
Awww…tanks ebbureewun furr ur nice wurds.
Kafleen jutz reedz boutin experense…Sooo Soriez…Buttz de waz yun telz de storiez….Sewz funniez. Peepz tellz meez boutn tings wiz meez……Deh Dramahz…yunz haz it tooz. Welcumz ta meez wurld. Happiez yun en it!
I has da whiplash!
You’ll be hearings from mai attorney shortly.
1-800-CHAZ-AMBULANZ (Iz toll phree)
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
*snork!* Free Stooogez FTW!
an wen he getz to da hospeetal: “calling dr. howard, dr. fine, dr. howard”
Car Talk FTW!
Accomodations provided by The Horse You Rode Inn
Hygeine consultant (from the Tokyo office) O Takashowa
Russian Chauffer Pikup Andropov
Working Mother’s Consultant Erasmus B. Dragon
Father-in-law Consultant Royal Pain Diaz
Make-up Artist Buh Tugly
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assited by statistician Marge N. Overror
pegataur – WOW!! How doo yoo rememberz awl taht. Ai luvs teh Car Tawk – but ai cud nawt recite teh crediz liek that. Elebenteebillyun wOOtz to yo!!
Well, it helps that they don’t change them, so it’s constantly repeated.
I loved Tommy and Ray’s cameo in “Cars”! I felt silly, since I was the only one laughing at “Don’t drive like my brother!”, but it was worth it.
The Pixar guys listen to NPR quite a bit I think. One of the frequent contributers to “This American Life” was the daughter in “The Incredibles.”
mai favorite is teh
Ornithologist, Seymour Robins
or maybee he is burd wacher.
Hee hee. I iz waitin fur dem to credit dere chef, Sal Monella. But I nebber hears it.
Dat always cracks mee up!
WT…H?
DIs wuz supposed to go under Dewey Cheatham and Howe!
wurrrrrrdddddd prressssss………
well, well. Heer it is, moved back.
grrrrrrrrrrr
Yay, we gotz de 3-way tie fur nawt-sekkind! Kongrats Maus, Tribble and Cookie’s!
Care-Troll Bait!
Umm..wayt..lemmie tink…
Why dis kitteh not in carrier?? Not onlee can kitteh getz hurted, but can b-cum proj…prajec…flyin tingy, an injer udder peepul in da car! An doan tink u can hole on tu kitteh. It can fli owt uff ur armz in de ackcedent.
Whut number troll iz dat?
Vintage Troll 2007 V1.1
Hou teh karryer help? Teh karryer iz hebbee, hebbeeyer danh teh kitteh, so it hurts moar wehn it hitz U!
Karryer keepz kitteh frum gettin unner ur feetz whyle u drivin. Wii had kitteh wunc get unner gaz pedal, almos cauze acsaydent, not tu menshun mye Mudder gettin awl upsetted. Pluz, u can putz da sholdur belt aroun da karrer. Keeps it in plaz. Or iffin u haz da mini van, u can jus put it in da bak. Berri e z in an out. Den wen u getz tu da *whispers and spells out word* V-E-T ofice, kitteh haz de safe plaz protekted frum da goggiez. Wii b-long tu goggie club. Eberibuddie dere uzez da krayte cawz de haz sew menni goggiez. But dey alsew no da bennyfits uff usin da krayte.
>whoosh<
How can you show this picture?? It’s so wrong!!! Don’t you people know that kittehs should only be waring teh ornj lyfe preserfurrrs????!!??!! Think of all the damaj yu ar cawsing tat poor defensless kitteh hoo has no poysin antidote bilt into hims lyfe preserfurr!!!!
mush beddur. italics&bold help.
Yes, wel don! Nao add lots ob !!!!111eleventyone!!1! bits.
(we habz TERRIBLE accident last weekend, dad gotz killed, mum and 2 kids be dying, 1 kid will be alwrait. They be lubly peepz, involved in mai son’s skool. Laif is so unfare).
oh how sad.
I gives u hugs, starling, so u can gives dem to hooever u find dat needs dem.
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Luffi teh imij ob a kitteh in a orinj mae west!
Wait!
Dats not all!
Deres no driver in dis seat! Meens kitteh drivin by himself!
Please not too bee allowin!
OR>>>>>
Pleeze not too bee skwishing teh kitteh into teh hole! Makes his tummee all skwished! Cant u see hee in obvius paine?
Humph!
How many care trolls duzzit take to screw in a litebulb?
None, kuz any idiot noes that sudden brite lite kan blind kitteh an it bares repeeting kuz not EVERYONE who reads this website THINKS OF EVERYTHING i noes i don’t an i doubt u do and beleef me a lifetime of law and teaching aerobiks has taught me that 1) much more is always absorbed than the surface message, and 2) don’t assume that everyone noes what I noes today – think about what I knew/didn’t know, 15, 20, yeers ago and be afraid, kuz most of us who make it to any age at all without going blind are extreemly lucky blah blah blah
!!!!! Ai can’t stand eet!!! Wai iz ebreewun so funnee to day!!!! LOLZ!!! “lifetime of law and teaching aerobiks. . .” HAHAHAHAhahahahahahah. . . .can’t breethe!!! Snikr – gigglol!!
Yesh, butt doo u noe sykologee?
No! I duz!
*snurt*
kitteh life jacket, ur doin it rong
Whut brand uff car haz dis new kitteh opshun?
do want
have a care, teh pointee-enz is a tad bit uncomfurble on teh bak uv teh neck!
Keepz yoo awaik an alert at awl tiems!!!
Cullur of kitteh matchis teh seets – cool!
I has a gurl kitteh naemd Gremlin
She iz a litl bit puzzessed, in a kyoot way.
Iz in Ur carz, gibing U direkshuns
an i sais u goin bakkwerds!
New kinda GPS system. But keeps directin u tu da pet store, an tayken u da rong wai tu da vet ofice.
Kitteh not xackly in bak seet to be back seet drivr, but kitteh not xackly in front seet eider…well, mebbe kitteh is IN front seet…
Ai hopes dem beez bedder dan map qwest.
Teh bakseets haz no aercusheens, ya no.
Wen I askt fur teh shiatsu hed rest, dis nawt wut I had in mind.
kitteh dwivinks…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/
“wut do tohse werds meen Daddeh?”
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“Mommeh, wut iz Daddeh sayin?”
Hey! donut pijinhole me!
Hedrest?
Buttrest?
Kittehbuttrest?
Vehicle propulsion system! If we can harness the power of the poot, we will rule the universe. And it will be a very stinky universe, indeed.
power ov the POOT!!! BWHAHAhahahahhaha!!!
woops i ment to be givven u 5 burgers but hitted 4 insted – prolly cuz of havin to cloze n open lil boxes eberry tiem, so annoyeen.
Thankz SarahR – nawt too werree – just sorree yoo hav to open an cloase the liddle boxes! Do yoo spose it cannawt bee fixed????
You can click on it again and change it to five burgers.
Oh, noez!
I lukking furstest ting in deh morning wiffout my CHRG firmly in place!!
Where did I putting it last nite?????
Not on deh nitestand! not on deh baffroom counter!!
Hurry. Must finding it NOAW!!
OH NOEZ !! cannot contain braynes enny longerer.
SSSPPPLLLOOOOORRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!
cweenmj – next tiem think ov yur ty!!1 Maybee cud halp??
But – in the meenwile – that’s a reel bad splort. Ai alreddee fetched teh CCC as soon as ai saw teh pikshure..
Just sit quietlee – *scoop scoop* ai think ai cud uz D Marie’s liddle yellow “pail.” *paloop!* *scoop scoop scoopity scoop* *plooooooppp* There – ai thinkz we gotz it awl. Nao teh CHRG(wdoi) – yoo liek this wun?? wun ov Ambercatz wif teh ellefant behine! so ckyoot. So – *tug tug tug tug tug SNAP*
Dun. Whew!!! THAT wuz a bad wun. Yoo will need thiz nice sawft blankeep – pail green wud luk reel gud awn yoo. An heer iz yur choklit of comfort.
If yoo hav anudder wun taht bad, we will hav to send you off to the HSRW!
Fank yew JKHazebermenykittehsazshewantz.
i didn’t have putting on my crown yet eether so the ty wuzn’t in plais. Usually I only putting on teh crown after my shower.
Plz…wut is HSRW?
MMMM chokklit is gud! thx
Teh Hed Splort Recoveree Ward. Iz verree beyootiful. Beeg pikshur windows lukin out awn teh majical Princess Mu Meadow. An rite neer bai iz the OutDoor cafe, where yoo can hav yummee snaks, taystee beverajes and PARFAITS whilst watchin yur frenz frolic in the Meadow.
Teh Meadow iz verree speshul. It iz where we go to play wif awl teh kittehs an furree frenz taht we now carree wif us in ar harts. Wehn we get there, we just open up ar harts, they jumps out – an we can play to ar hart’s content. An wehn we ar awl worn out, they jumps bak in – an we bask in happee memries fur a wile.
Yoo can go as offen as yoo want. Teh sun iz alwaiz shining, gentle breezes ar wafting teh parmum ov teh flowerz an the deep blu sky is filled wif floofee white clowds.
o ai has teh shivers awl over! yor discripshun wuz simply loverly! sigh… my hart akes a litle from missing mai furry ones, but it is a sweet sort of ake.
ai kno.
dat browt a smiley tear to mai eye………… wut a beautiful thot. Thanks!! ai wud lub to snorgle mai rascally kitty agin……. now ai can!!
Oh, my dat b a beeutimous plais!! I can b seeing it noaw. I may have to going dere just for the fun uv it. Not waiting for the major splort. I’m so glad i asked and not be embarrassed for the not knowing… maybe cud have looking it up on the wiki…but didn’t think uv it sooner. Fank yew 4 the lubberly descriptshuns.
Noaw dat i thinking uv it, i cannot b finding the link to teh wiki !?!?!?!!?
Wut happuned to it????
Ai don’t think itz awn teh wiki – it bee heer – wun ov ar creayshuns. Sumtiem ai will trai to find teh link. Tho – Princess Mu can prollee find it.
Ai found wun ref – nawt the orignal – but when wee used it. Neer teh bottom, tho – is a big discusshun we had awn teh vereee topic discussed awn “Tunite.” Go luk. Ai think it iz interesting.
sowwee – furgot to gib the link!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/30/emo-cat-needs-lovez/
kitteh backup camera korrecktly eyedenteefyz teh parkin’ spayce
Capn, i canna werk onna inershul dampers wiles teh ICHC scrhodenburger compensaturs aer borked!
Teh peeps need dare burguhs and dey are a wee bit impashunt.
I are an enjuneer nawt a mirucul wurkerr.
poor cat never saw it coming
kitteh might need seetbelt next tiem too.
and if brakes don werk: Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!
sorry if this is dubble post… didn’t werk furst tiem. if the brakes don werk, this hapens:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/25/note-to-self-check-brakes
Hims gotten serioz rings rounded deh collars
those volkswagon designer think of everything now – it’s the new in headrest ’surround meow’ sound
ish iz deh lastest dezine en deh belly LOL er
Ur Philadephia Xpurrimint, Iz failz.
O hai, lastofthebohicans – LOOOONG tiem no see. Oar – did ai just miss yoo??? ENEhoo, nice to see yoo again!!1
Newz Ridenz…….I’z lubbin it.
Now, the 2008 model Fladimular offers anti-lock brakes, power everything, a four-star rated stereo, and kitteh-capable seats that allow your kitteh to mess with your hair while you’re driving.
Gaaaah! Too much floofness!!!
Feels mah hed gonna splode!!!
Hep!!!!
nex times plz, reemember dat da cat iz heere
a wittle more to te left and kitteh go flying out window!!!!11!!!
funny! iz very funny!
Tihs iz sposed to be up dere bai teh Viper stuff. *sigh*