I no comez with recipt.
I come with sarcasm
so dats why no kitteh is evar retrunable…
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schroedinger’s cat has ennui
my boredom at your mangling of the language: let me show you it
you are neither witty nor amusing
Kthx
bai
now get to work and make comfortable
and yes some food would be nice
but be quick
this box kitteh luks lyke mah boi kitteh
who iz bery bossy
I imagine this is what he would say if he could speak.
concashumalayanchumz!! oar mebbeh juss: weel dunn TK!!
Sum awsum commintinz wif mennee lolz.
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mai neyburz howz am boyninz, sew eye am goon awt 2 wash teh phun.
brb
meenwyol eye hoep sumbuddee wheel b mindinz teh tybooteek an dyzpenzin awl hour guddee stuffs approepreeaytlee.
kthxbai.
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eye mai b smellinz a liddul smokey wen eye getz bak…
fanks gibbocat!
I ar on ICHC instud of getting sum wurk done
Haz to goes now, will be back laytur.
hoep yure naybor’z howse ok adn dat yurz doesnt play copee kat…
it wud be bad taste to sing “Sumfins burning” wooden it.
off to werk
kthxbai
ai hopes ebberybuddy gets awt of yr naybrs hous ok
fankew jamamakitty.
eye kawld teh breegayd an awl am well – juss a liddul smowkee.
der wuz tree fyur injinz an awl kynza pawleese peepz 2 stawp teh gawpurs gettinz in teh wai!
sadlee wuz nawt teh axydunt!!1
wuz rsun adn teh pawleese ham inbeztee-gay-tinz.
dare am sum rillee stoopy peepz abowt!
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gud 2 kum 2 dis happee playz,
eben iph iz ownlee 2 fyund dat mary O’ haz bin ransakkin teh tybooteek!!1
Oh – ai see. Fur sum reeson, ai wuz bizzee an dint reed thiz pikshur at awl. Ai dint realize teh arson just happened. . .WOW!! Corse – wai else wud teh reporterz bee cawling? Awl the commintz ar now maeking much moar sense!!
Gets teh budderfly net. TK is talkin to hersef agin…
lyke a charactur frum Shakespurr
mah monolog let me sho U it.
:pauses dramatikally
u r not revelint to mai innerists…
…unless dat r gushifood u gots dere.
Wayt a minit…R u tokin 2 me?1?! Well I has sumfing 2 sai 2 U! U just lost da game! XD
O…Dat wuz a capshun…Srry 4 makin u lose da game…
A six-wai ty?!?!?! Did I counting rite?? Holy Mackeral!!!
sacatsic kitteh sez, i see you can cownt…
Congratulashuns eberybodee!
fanks mawee O!
*wink*
An I diding it wifout usingk mine finners!!! I so proud uv mysef.
Ur sarcasm dusn’t affecting me atall.
I’z felinz berries proudz ov yunz. Goodst besstest jobbinz
noblesse oblige. she hasit.
Sarcastical kitteh say:
A dants?
Puh!
Wai, u hyumans cuddun dants ur wai owta a cardbord box.
Now bring mee a cheezburga, stat!, afore u feels teh wrath ub mah pointee paws!!
*brings kitteh gooshee food, den runs off too dants fur teh…nawt secund!*
Sarcasm…jus wun of teh menny free serfices I will be showin yu…along wif mai pointee ends iff yu duzzint do what I wants WHEN I wants it!
Receipt? I don’t need no stinkin’ receipt!
eet b juss az wel dat eye habz akyumylaytid sum liddul prawfeet frum teh hyrin awt awf teh gawlf shooz fur ’sno-chinz-furyur-feetz.kawm’.
uddahwyze teh tybooteek wud b stricht 2 teh limmit bai sew sew mennee tyz!!
allao mee 2 haynd owt mai kornycatshumalayanchums alawng wif teh awl noo o sew taystee kitte-fayz lolleez ( witch am een no wai relayted 2 teh awld bleugh flavr lawleez meerlee hbbinz bin dippt een jam – juss sayinz )
buoy!! wee b bizzy!!
*goez 2 seet dawn wif a cuppa kawfee – steel smellin faintlee awf smoek *
*wispurs* hai maus, teh poipul lawleez am med wif rybeena. berree tayztee. Yu mite wanna gib dat orinj wun 2 mary *snikkur* ( nawt b poysin – juss med wif sennapawdz )
ah, but waht yoo dew nawt no is that mary 0 has been taking a small dose of “sennapawdz” every day wif teh iocane powda and so is immune.
but whut shii duzzen noe iz dat teh flavr ov teh sennypawdz am meerlee 2 dizguyz teh drayno 2 flush her bawg tubinz!! *snikkur*
but wat you do nawt no is dat she duznt like lolly pawps enny ways and gibbed dem to hers frend ian. hope he sokay…
runz fur litturbawx!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
oh noessssssssss!
N pointy enz 2!!!
lawlee fur yu! an ob corz teh ty ob yur choyz.
teh fluressint peenk wunz wif teh ‘awmowzt smuj prufe’ paw moteef am berree popyulah.
ah – dare…
eet machiz yur eyez.
Mai eyez nawt fluressint peenk…dey iz greeeen
aw sry. mai bad!
mebbeh u juss bin sterrin at teh scrin 2 lawng??
butt wen yur eiz am bak 2 normul, eyem shoor teh pink wheel wek gud wif tehm.
heah. ‘llao mii 2 prizint u wif teh speshul ‘tybooteek’ laybul i-wosh. juss rite fur sittinz bak wif a martoonie affer a lawng dai @ ICHC.
An iff u ebber putz mee inna box agin Mr. Schrodinger, u will pheel mye pointee ends!
hai tribbul!! welkum 2 teh tybooteek
u noe yur wai rownd. juss halp yusselph.
blu sootz u!
gud choyz!!1
I comes wif peeses of sarkasm foar awl mankined?
an teh eeenormuz welkum 2 jessarakitty.
eye fink diz b yor nawt secun bizit 2 teh tybooteek….
sew awn tihs speshul okkayshun ob teh sixwaity –
lit mii prizint u wif teh bobbul-hiddid kat stachewett,
teh frij magnit,
r ‘noo een 2dai’ wurlee-propelluh beau-ty,
kompleet wif skwertee nozzul an deze phiftin footz ob ‘nawt riilee borg’ tubinz kawnnekit 2 teh boddul ob doom,
witch u kan see crete abowt yur perzun.
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n e fink else??
aw – sillee mii!!`!1`¬!
yur lawleepawp an teh martooni.
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hab a mice dai.
no xtra charge.
nao, feed mee a can ob sardonics.
Yum. Wif musturd sawse?
yes, i aer tired ob awl dis diet ob sweetness and lite .
gray poop on, praps?
Agreed. Les has sum Dirty Toonies, an sum grilled Lingweece sausijes, an sum fried smelts wif musturd sawse. Waht wood yoo liek?
lingweece?
and finger fud ob coarse. *chomp*
sarcastic kitteh will soon learn not to bite teh hadn dat feeds her.
yeah, rite.
lawlee fur yu!
ummmm. you may wanna chek da stok ob teh ty shop…
i can take a rain chek. oar better yet, a danz.
teh tybooteek am kleenowta danziz – fur sum raisin (??)
butt, heah. hab anuddah ‘awlmowzt’ awrinj flavr lawleepawp.
“Get sum littur in heer NAO!”
No need, I can sees ur shoos frum heer.
*snerk*
Gud wun Romeow…plz halp mee up offa flooor!
(*Ai tink Ai whet myselph*)
ai mus be sleepeh todai, can splain to teh dens wun…….. den i can slap mai hed an go “duh”
“wisssspurrrrrs” ai tink ai got it……..
nebbermind….
goes wai mutterin “stoopie, stoopie, stoopie”
in soviet russia, sarkastik kittehs r delivured daylee.
swastikkittehs? luks stremely bord to moi
Maybeez kitteh iz sidz de rode….willz workens fur de fud…fud nowz catn’t workenz litterz cus beggenz fur de fuds litterz tooz.
I can has Happy?
Woah! A six way tie!
Oh Noes! Wee has put a hex on owrselves!
*heddesk*
lemmee refrayz dat:
jus s’long azzit’s nawt hex idesimal…
FFF
i fink yure gona hafta spain it…
cant fine calkulatamator …
mii been layzee
shudda bin #FFFFFF
alsew:
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ah. fanks.
Haz dat ebber been done b 4, or r wii makin ICHC hizztori?
Wee bedder open up da TyBuuTeek Store!!!!1!
*whisperz* bee der ennee stock left? Ai heer it wuz ‘Bizited’ wen der wuz no wun myndin it.
Maa Wee started it!!
N da list goez on…N on…N on
Kwik! Hide! we wuz der too
noe pannikz!!1
eye hab maed shoor dat teh mary O’ weel b 2 bizzee in teh littur trai 2 b cawzin yu guize trubbul.
an teh tybooteek am fullee stawkd wif teh
‘nawt at awl smowkee’ supp liez ( an fawlz akewzayshuns )
freshlee rezkwed frum a sertin burnin bildin clowz bai. *ahem*.
u juss carree awn.
doan wurree sew mush!! eez awnlee ’stingwishuh fome – nawt rillee poyzinus.
enjoi
adn if Maywee tole you to jump off a bridge, woodja?
just wundrin…
Ai kowted 7…cuz 2Kittinz snuk anudder wun in reel fasst!
snuk een dizguyzd az toshiro mifune??
dat maex teh magniffysunt seben!!
datz gotta b teh rekkord oar mebbeh teh mp3?
Dats a verree big ty!
must be frum the seventees… goes wif teh leeshur soots.
wif teh nekkid laydee awn?? !!
aw – sind taht wun 2 teh nawtee barn!
eye fink eet mai luk gud awn teh guy doinz teh yruninz.
no.
Weeza SIXUS wai tai! Hao wee dans to dat?
wus teh dans tey did inna gone wit wind dais? line up on bot sides n dans down teh middul? sum kina do se dough ting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxOVIL_JqQ&feature=related
sum dansin goin awn here
Ooh Ai lubs Atlanta…mai bebeKittin livs der…shez gittin mareWeed atda RenaiaasnceFaire in April…itz gonna be sooo muches ob funz…wezAllz dressin up in “period clothes”…Ai kant hardlee waaatz!!
yew b teh bell ob teh bawl? big hoopee skrits an awl?
Ooh jess!! N a baggpiper 2!!
Adn, fuds iz gonna B “ennyting U wantz onna Stix!!
U kin C all da fambly funz stuffz at Georgia web site (Ai dunno how to postie it):
http://www.garenfest.com
luks laik muchly funz!!!
Allmos haev enuf fur skware dansin.
“I come with sarcasm”
Noooo, realli?? You don’t sai! I neber woulda guessed!!
Sarcasm. We haz it.
Buttz catn weez beez surn allz de peeces beez ters?
Nobodee putz bebeh in a box.
… or the cornur …
cum owt wit yer dukes up
and, they r nawt maed owt ov ticky tacky.
… and tehy dont luks teh saem …
an no doctors, an no lawyers
an bizniss exekutibs
Uh OOH, wee gitz 2 do da dirty dancez?
Well, Ai hadz da tyme of mai Lief
N Ai ows it all 2 U
*heddesk adn bouncies upanddoun hitin*
Iz ok, phunis awlredy mayk hed so herti!!1!
Nope, two_kittehs sabed us. Lukky seben. Ennybdee got dies?
U cawl dis uh bed? Srsly.
Mai Fern Kitteh ‘adopted’ a cardboard boks ai put in mai room fur sortin into.
She sleeps in dat oar mai wikker ironin baskit-nebber been uzed fur teh purpoise-Fern adopted dat too!
teh mamakitty found teh littul spais behine teh floofy pilos ona guest bed……seh hides der……… mai hous is nawt too big but is amazing wen teh wans to hide how big it gets
bof mai kittehs liek teh box the ruhm hoomidifier came in – dey fites ober woo gets it. Teh box iz bedder tehn me or odder sawft surfaceses.
If yu’r ironin baskit hazna bin used – mebbe yoo culd taek ur irinin to the nawty barn?
Who beez standin in fur YNG?
S.J. took him on holly daze wib her.
nope, she cudnt get a veesa thru in tym – dunno hoo she tuk to do her holly dai irnin but teh yng is still in teh Nawty Barn – wai els dooyoo tink Ai’s nawt been arown much!
Whoo hoooo..runz off flinging ironin inna baskit- owt joo get fern!!Merjenzee,mummah needz it.Qwik! empty awl teh stuff from teh wardrobe.
Ai gonna bee a whyle.giggl
No reely, teh accommodations r lubbly.
I can onwee hope taht teh fud serbis iz this nice.
Did joo not reed teh smawll printz?
Der am a “NO RETURNZ” policee frum dis store.
Teh sooner u start serbing meh,
teh better we’z gonna get along.
Bootsie! DERE u is! Howd u gett shipped off like dat?
Kafleen, didn’t u do a nose count before you leff dis morning?
mebbe she ony countid teh udder partz
I hab taekin an instant disliek to u
juss to save tiem.
Overstock .com kitteh is still angry about being discounted and shipped cheaply.
Dis kitteh shanghied. Waykee up ship’s cat. Efekt of slippd mickee not wore off yet.
Wud dat bee a mickee maus?
Eever a mickee mause or mebbe a gufee rufee do ya tink?
U call that nip?
I’m used to Midge’s home grown.
R u kidding?
A Bloodhound couldn’t smell dat nip.
droll kitteh sez: ur schrodenger jokes fail to amuze me.
Mai disdain for u. Let me show u it.
Rooind Vaycayshun Kitteh sez:
dis iz last tyme i yooz william shatner two buuk mai accom…ackomo….room. nex tyme ai go wif hotels.com
ai prefur tew tink insied teh boks
meh…
Some people have weird cats (that are very cute)
Bitter Cat
was ground-shiped in box
with no kushuny packing mateerial
What’s wrong, can’t get out?
why do cats speak ebonics?
Wat? you xpektid cheezburger?
kiteeh foony! iz laf at dem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nah foony no mor.