Young Skywalker - rest now you must…
for someday save galaxy you will.
unfortunately, skywalker would be tempted by teh Dark Side of teh Force.
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do or do not… der is no try…
Yoda be precious. oops! Prescient.
Purrhaps baby be teh precious. My precioussss! I proteck wif pointy bits! No goggie be steelin him and droppin in teh fyres of Mt. Doom!
oo. . .Tolkien/Star Wars cross-refruns FTW!!1!! I iz impurressed, an slitely boggled.
WOW! ai wud nevr put LotR wir teh Star Warz! Weirdness…ai just wacheded teh SW3 last nite and ai and reeden LotR! (BIG book!)
teh phurtyol imajininz - u haz it!
Congratulations, Minnalouche, on your Nawt-Sekond! I be guessing one of the grate Star Wars musics be in order! We be seeing if our double C battery-powered light sabers still work, and do a koreograffed danse between the powers of gud and evel!
**presses litesaber power button**
**Wrhmmmmmm**
**Swings saber to deh rite, swingz saber to deh lef.**
**Jump, Swoosh, swing, kick **
**Splat**
My lack of coordinashun, let me show u it.
I think that wuz yur toe you just cut off.
Let dis b a lesson for all deh little cheezpeeps:
no dansingz wif actibated lightsaberz.
*** hopz off 2 nurse woundz.**
*mutters to self: “I never liked dat toe anyway.”*
Heer, cweenmj. Let me halp.
I speshul ordered “bodeh part gloo” over teh innertoobs. Speshul order, rush delibbery.
We gloos yor poor toe bak on.
*gloo gloo*
We raps teh duct tayp arownd it.
*rap rap rap*
An seels it wit a kiss! Heerz a choklit kiss to cheer yoo up an help teh heeling.
Awl beddur?
I will put teh exstruh “bodeh part gloo” on teh CCC in caes sumwun els needz it.
gremlin! Yu are sew kynd! I am always loosing tose
and other fings, sew teh gloo will bee quite handee!
*hee hee* handy… what wif teh fingers and teh glooing
LyP, eye lurves yr websight. Iz sew funni, Congratumalations.
**luking at clok.*
I must hab passed out 4 a wile.
My toe is bak on!! Yay!!
& luk–a chokklit kiss. my bery favorit.
Tnks Gremlin. U is berry kind.
YES to de Star Wars dans!
but dis seem liek verreh dangerous plaice here!
I’ll dants too dat!!
Congrajeelashuns!
Concatulashuns Minnaloushe on ur Top Spot! Can wii go tu da Star Warz bar an danze?
Whoops, eye din refresh soon enuff! Dint meen tu step on ur planz Cookie’s Human.
Iz okay - kouldn’t find my light saber. Or fresh batteries.
looks laik nawt second aid emergensy anywai………… ennyone hab an extra toe?
Kittehs wif extra toes is gud luck. NEbuddy. . .?
No light saber, no batteries….I feels liek if da bad guys come, I be naked and defenseless…
*ponders for a moment, until self-esteeeem comes flooding back*
NO!!! I AM NEVER BE DEFENSELESSSSSS! (And I always haz sumthin to cover up wid!)
a nite out at de Mos Eisley cantina - bring yer pointy enz!
I be sitting wid Han Solo. *smiles*
but hay! iz mai dans…
I be dansing wif Han Solo? pls?
Well, okay. *goes ober and kicks an innocent greklombuuk in his donezies*
OK - done nao!
Fanks!
Ur turn for dansing!
HAN SHOT FIRST!!!
srsly. stupee rewryte fer dijjitull remasturr.
Congrachewmalayshuns, Minnaloushe!
We dans tew canteena moosic?
*Yan-tan-tan-tan-ta-da-dan
Diddle-iddly dum da diddle dai-day…*
*hoppity hoppity twirrl twirrl wheeeeeee*
Da Tattoine cantina??
iz my favurite song!
DOO-doo-DOO-doo-d’doodoo
DOO-doo_DOO-doo-DOOOO-do…
well - you know…
I’z dansing nao!!
Oohh, can we plays de odder kantina song?
Doo do doo (bum bum) doo do doo (bum bum)
Do do do ti do doo doo
Dun da dun dun da, Da da dun dun dun
Da de dayiya bum bum bum
whuh… imagine waking up to that kitty 3″ from your nose… DO NOT WANT !!!
“well hello my precious… did you have a nice time last night?”
“AIEEEEEEE !!!”
Veree nycly dun, Minnaloushe… 2 eben haz teh wurds wen happining upon sutch cyootnis owt ov teh bloo iz unherd ov.. Congrachulayshuns!!
Bebe putting “sleepy rays” on kitteh. Soon he willzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
taht look liek sum weird hybrid kitteh, mix wif goggle…
This be kitteh from da kantina on Tattooine. De has some strange life-forms there.
yes, liek maybee shar-pai? whut tehy be doing in dat kantina?
Maus! Yu maded mee laff sew much! Fank yu!
Yur welcum. The bettur haf and I haz a theeoree dat all small creechurs, animal or hooman, wehn tehy is sleepee, exhud… exheed… gifs off “sleepy rays”. Tehre is no known antido… anteedu… cure fur tehms.
did u kno dat kittehs giv off ’snooze gas’ wen dey r sleepin? iz troo, Ai reddit inna book!
judg me by mai size, do you?
should have been mai quote insted… is bedder…
oh! I hate when dat hapenz! Fink of better comment an teh lame one ends up in teh top spot. grrr.
Not that ur udder comment waz lame, of corse. But ur rit - this one iz 4 da winz.
hard tu think so fast!
much preshure!
to sleep purrr
chanze to dweem…
We aer such stuff
Az dreamz are made on; an our littel lif
Is rounded wif a sleep.
ay, there’s the nom!
For in that sleep of ICHC what dreams may come
When we haveeeted awl teh gushie fud…
Wut a litterut an well-edumacated crowd yu all iz! Shaykspeer refrenses owt the perverbial wazoo. Wel dun, I sai. Sertenlee better than fart joeks (snerk) and bafroom hyumer (snort).
mais oui.
Trolling, Mary?
?
Sry. Lemme splain. Yerturday I thowt taht yoo wuznt too happee about yer new secundery nicknayme. Toodai yoo is yoozin all over the playce. So… I is confooseled, and wuz wondrin if yoo wuz tryin to gets my attenshuns, or if yoo jus lieks the naem. Taht (in tihs conteckts) is whut I meended by “trolling”.nayme
Feh. Strike the last word (nayme) in that. I can’t see anything when the comments box scrolls under the ad frame.
fanks. i wuz amyused by the joaks. i set myself up foar it, eh?
i dont take myself too seryouslee.
wen i saw teh trolling remark, i wuznt shure if ide dun sumfink rong-
i are new to dis type ob think, and subletees may go *whooosh* ober my hed.
adn, revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
prolly if i cooked sumfin up i’d burnit.
nawt dat id be cooking up n e revenge…
All in fun. I jus wanted to maek shur you wernt acshooly angree… Sweet Pee!
*snerk*
*giggle*
hmmmm. if eye onlee had an avatar wif sweet peas…wanders off …
Glad yoo haz a scents ov hyoomer. I will nao start actin mai age insted ov mai shoo siez.
european oar afrikan shoe size?
What? Um… I dont know…
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
revenj is sweet.
*walks away wistling ‘another wun bites teh dust’ *
♬
*as if heard from a great distance*
Um… A liddel help heer? Aneebuddy? Helloooo?