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i likes my powltry vewy rare…
what’s fare iz fowl and fowl iz fare
over through teh fog adn filthy air.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?…
(ummm, nawt to be infurring dat we be teh 3 wiches,pls)
kthxbai
Teh turky has teh look of factory farming. Aminal lovers shud know… http://www.meat.org …Iz not nice, be warned. Hyoomans have choyces. http://www.certifiedhumane.com
Fancy meeting you here Mais Oui Sweet Pea.
speekin ob rare burds…
gotta go strom the cassel. brb
Think that’ll work?
It would take a miracle…
ai tink dis is Tidmum’s kitteh………. preddy shur seh sayd her kitteh allwys eated teh xmus turkeh!!
Dis shore is teh fing Hartley wud ov dun.
Soo mennee memories!!:)
Fanks 4 remynding me uv Teh Princess Bride, agin. FTW!
Letz us awl danz to Tuhrkey in da Maw.. er, I means Straw.
concatamalashun on yer nawt-seond…
Chicken-dans, praps?
wood like the Sweet Pea danz…
its poasted on Delta force (and dere’s a cool link a seehorse named sweetpea)
congratz, maryo! wut drink yu want? yu need a danse, tew!
ai doo teh chikin danse!
*flayz pawz in teh aer trying tew b a chikin*
maib ai just stik tew serving teh drinks
*runs too get teh chikin soot!*
O hai, Kafleen! *snikr*
u ewezin mai dynosaw joek??
eye seam 2 membur berreeyn mai rubbah chikin sumweah..?
>>>>>
goez orf 2 skratz in teh sand!!
Just… A… Little… Further…
stay on target… stay on target…
I kant hoeld im!
Ehn…ehn…ehn…
pheonix is gud. larks tungs, nawt so much.
sigh, dis wuz sposed to go up by the “rare poultry” and now i gotta go to werk!
Bye hunnee! Has a gud day at werk. *airkiss*
Doan furget ur lunch.
dwive carefuwwy!
iz cold out – buttn up yur coat!! wear yur mittens!
an no cawlin teh boss rood naems!
I gotta rite dis stuff daown…”no cawlint teh boss rood naems….” got it!
Hey, COL…glad to seez ur still Crazee!! How’s life wif teh Ol Man?
catn garantee dat. i yam self employed!
Meh and my stoopy boss…
oh deeer, who to cumplane to? (oar abowt)
all complayntz, bout n-e-fing, go to teh same pursun. taht inclewdes complynts about the lack of response to pryv… pervo… priveyo … the wuns that came b4.
taht meenz teh bawz am awlwaiz an oagur!!
noe simpafee.
noe hollidaiz.
noe sikkeez.
sumtiemz eye fink mai bawz am toe tally stoopee!
an himz nebbah gibz mii teh peh-ryz neevuh!
Poo awn heem!
Eye furtz in himz jenrul dyrexun!!
poot
poot!
golly.i thot my boss wuz meen.
How nize, sumwun plukkded an cleended da bur eye cawt.
Whoopz, posed tu bee “burd” not bur.
Oh man…no stuffin????? Dey took owt teh stuffin agin….stoopy hoominz…
Kitteh Wantz Bird!!
and if kitteh cud sing, he’d sing…
“Ba-ba-ba-bird bird bird, bird is de wurd
Ba-ba-ba-bird bird bird, bird is de wurd
Ba-ba-ba-bird bird bird, bird is de wurd
Well EVERYbodeh knowz that de bird is de wurd!
Pa-pa-pa oom-maow-maow
Oom-maow-ma-maow…”
etc.
O Tanx, u did taht on porpoise din’t u, braodcastin teh earwurm?
High NRG earwurm, ennyway. *commenses chairdance*
I think you’re all hilarious! This site give me the greatest pleasure, especially when one of my bosses is givin’ me a hard time. Best place every to feel good again.
I lub yur naym.
Woodchuck, ware waz u on Oscar nite wen LCB was “up” to her tricks…again?
We missed u!
Turkey Tartare iz mine!
Yes – yoo were desperaelee needed. We reelee has missed you – period. We havn’t had ene bellee slyding at awl fur a long tiem.
we had too make doo wif a crossbow an bungee cord and slinkees and sheer despurrratshun. it wuz confuzilating, but fun.
I think it was kinda like herding cats, myself. Next time, I’m just gonna watch while JCH4K is teh stunt director.
dayum mai lax uv ‘posable thums!
Luckily, I still hab lots ov posable teefs!
Nom Nom
posable teefs fur the ween!
no, kitteh, iz a headcrab – stay back, getz a krobar…
half life ftw. ah gets it.
‘That’s one less horror in the world…’
Barney is da man…
I CAN HAZ SALMENELLAH?
Iam purdy sure teh birdz firs name izznt Sal….jus sayin’..
Shirley it isn’t.
An dat’s nawt salmon, Ella!
An stawp cawlin meh Shirley!
ok rojjir rojjir.
What’s your vector, Victor?
Burdee, wat u do 2 dezerv dis?
Dey no dat 2 mee neckst, do dey?
Pungeline wifowt teh joek – ha hah ha!
Dr. Kitteh, avian gynocologist.
Correckshun: avian necro-gynocologist. FYP
Ewwwww…
Wail, if yur a sado-necro-bestialitee type purrsun, R yoo beeting a ded hoarse?
ownlee ifn yer a sado-necro-appian-beastialitee-type.
.
i’m juss sayin…
eye fink taht mebbeh der am sum lore aginzt taht. oar shud b!
I haz kitteh likenz dis. Sumonez notice in da picturs deez luvs de goggins?
?
furrst call furr de drum stickz.
Just don’t get fur on the drum sticks…
Tksgivng kichun inspectur kan be brybed.
Lukeded at it. Iz mine nao!
ohhh, 2day iz txgivingz, n naow i haz somfing 2 b txfull 4!
OMG ar this the bebbeh I seed yesturdai in dah car seat?
Iz I next? I bettah go an hide before they findz me.
i can has booster seat?
Deffinate needz fur de boosten seatz
*merf* kan’t…reech… can haz boost plz?
Does anyone else see the resemblence of a cat head, between whatever’s on the counter behind the chicken as its ears, the blue spot for eyes, and the arms coming up to the mouth rather feline like? I spotted that right on.
I see it! Creepy…
Lub to eat turkee cuz its gud,
Lub to eat turkee liek a gud cat shud,
Cuz its turkee,
To eat,
So gud.
Poosh, hunnee!!! I kin see da hed!! (R iz dat jiblets?)
keep pooshin…it are chiklets!!
ownlee teh parun noes!!
‘parsun’ eben!!
skewz eye!
brekkin deze finguz in 4 a fren!!
oh, siiiiigh, teh unfoefillwed desiirses of teh hart
Julia Child Kitteh, teh erlee yeerz.
Wuz nawt so grate ackshuly.
*wiping off chikken*
“the real reason a great cook likes to work in her kitchen alone!”
.
.
I actually saw her do an sai that on tv!!
*RIP JuliaChild!*
OMG, I LURVED da SNL sketch uv her! Whar she cuts her fingrr, an it’s shootin owt blud liek a Montee Pyfon sketch, an she sez it’s good to has a fone in da kitchen fur an emerjensee, an she grabs da fone. Den she wayls “O D@mn, it’s a prop!” An flingz it away! Best. Lion. EVAR!!!! Den she proseeds to faynt frum blud lawss…. O, I lol’d!
I still yooz dat lion. Beree obscyoor, apparinklee…. Peepull stayr. But I’z yoosta dat…
*unh – unh – jus gotsa grow clawze a leeetul longur on all for feets – unh – unh – almos theyr – *
teh fud. Itz…so…cloes!
Iz it so vewy rong dat Ai lubs turkee??? Wiff stuffin? An gwavy? An smashed ‘taters. An …an… nao Ai’m hungree.
oOoOh! Lickle Burd, shame on you! Tihs reminds me ov mah fave jokey: yoo mus understanding we has kitteh AN lolparrot an cockatielol…
Teh lolparrot wuz verrie rood an swearin an fings. So teh man puts teh lolparrot in teh refriderator fur to calme hiz down down (geddit?). A lickle whiles afterz, iz takin lolparrot owt of teh refiderator.
Teh lolparrot sez, “I am heartily sorry if I have done anything to offend you and I promise most sincerely to be a GOOD bird in future. By the way, what did the chicken do to offend you?”
Heh heh. Snortles!
Obscyooritee uv da day: “Pillowee mownz uv masht po-tay-tos”
http://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/
Big burdeh nom noms. Too much turkich.
Kitteh thinking of steeling chikkin — a fowl act!
Beeg burd iz nekkid!
Witch iz okay wiff Kitteh.
Iz less wurk dat way
Nekkid beeg Burd habz
darkz tunnill froo himz. Wayr didz
beeg burd’z innurdz go?
Tunnill iz awllmoast
beeg enuff 4 Kitteh 2
curlz up snug insyde
Maykz 4 eezee~urr
nommeeng. Fudz woodz beez nyse cloass
4 clevvurr Kitteh
Jack.
Luks laik Delta Squad lost a member! = – (
(Or did someone already say that?)
Tonight on Iron Chef America, here in Kitchen Stadium, Iron Chef Morimoto is
challenged by chef Fluffy, in battle, turkey!!
HELLOOOO
HELLoooo
helloooo
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Awnly sed wunce.
MEYOW!!!
Meyow!!
meyow.
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LOL! Whoa, dood! Dat’s radikul!
Nobuddy doin teh turkey trot?
Resapey fer chikin:
1. Baek at fore hunnert fidey dagreez
2. Nom
Caliko Kitteh – WANT!
Dat kitteh lookz alot liek mi kitteh – Josie. Hurz named aftur Josie & Da Pussycatz.
!!
That cat looks just like my Talker (cat) and acts like Talker too!! If she can reach it, it becomes hers……….
She looks JUST like my Cleo, too, and dear God, she nearly killed us today for the turkey!
goes 2 dee udder sied!