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We nom in HELL!!1!!!!

hell hat no fury liek a nom-deprivsed kitteh

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  1. Maus says:

    Jebus Christ it’s a lion…

    • zauberflote says:

      Congrats Maus on nawt sekkind! Teh lion needz a combout…..

      • Maus says:

        Teh kitteh luks Fierce! Mebbe he cans win Project Runway…

        • leeza-b says:

          Kitteh needz moer hairgell to beet Christian… And wif doz teefs I wouldna want to be himz stylist… draw bak a nub from da poyntee endz! And hairgell alloverdaplace!!

          • ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

            Den we could make like romanz an feed Christian to teh lion!

            • leeza-b says:

              ack! Den Rami cud win! Much pleh. altho kitteh wud prolly LUV hiz draperiez..

            • cSmall says:

              he he – slitely OT:
              at ColumbyaYoonibersittee(mascot=lyon) in teh MarchingBanned, wun tyme we played Holy Cross, and owr annowncer sayed owr joek abowt throwin teh lyons to teh christians wile teh banned played “i heer yu nokkin butt yu caynt come in”.
              .
              .
              .
              we have not been invited back.

              • cSmall says:

                stoopid silleh kid stuff – ai hoap noone is offended!

              • Grammiekitz says:

                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSAuhoh….ma CHRG …whurzit!! quickQQ oh noooes!!11!!! Kaaaaaaaa…….SPLORT !!!!!!
                hunh hunh pant pant breeve breeve oh , ma Braynies…deys BOFE all ober da floor. O, Pease, is da CCC close? ohh deer me…whadda mess…

                • cSmall says:

                  ohhh deeer, Grammiekitz, lemme halp yu -
                  *scoopsie coopsie*
                  *schploooooplops*
                  uhh. sry.
                  .
                  .
                  .
                  mebbe i can cawl for halps for yu?
                  halps?
                  *trais agin*
                  *scoopsiescoopsie*
                  .
                  oh, bedder – yah? dem stoopie kids! maekin yu splort yer brayne! git awf mah lawn yu kids!!

            • no 1 in particular says:

              hay, ai’m moer than wiiling tew go tew teh lyonz…maib ai b liek Daniel nd b sayvd frum teh lyonz den! Hallelujah!

      • paws4thot says:

        Ah tinkz sumwun sez daht 2 him B4, an he sez “DOEZ NAWT WANTZ!!”

    • Tribble says:

      get in the chariot!

    • stend says:

      tonight we dine… AT SBARRO !!!

    • kafleen says:

      congrats, Mausee…I’d dants butt I is afrade dat cat will nom me…

      • Romeow says:

        Me too. One rong move, and we gets it.
        I’ll juss sit heer and tri nawt to maek eye contact.
        .
        Maus, I danse fur u in mah hart. In mah mind, I can see Kafleens hoofees stomping fur u, too.

      • kafleen says:

        I is returned.

        I shall dants furr thee. Too HELL, by the….Squirrel Nut Zippers!!

        In the afterlife
        You could be headed for the serious strife
        Now you make the scene all day
        But tomorrow there’ll be Hell to pay

        / Dm – / – A7 / – - / – Dm /

        People listen attentively
        I mean about future calamity
        I used to think the idea was obsolete
        Until I heard the old man stamping his feet

        {Refrain}

        This is a place where eternally
        Fire is applied to the body
        Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
        Then baked into cakes which are passed around

        {Refrain}

        Beauty, talent, fame, money
        Refinement, top skill and brain
        But all the things you try to hide
        Will be revealed on the other side

        {Refrain}

        Now the D and the A and the M and the N
        And the A and the T and the I-O-N
        Lose your face, lose your name
        Then get fitted for a suit of flame

        • kafleen says:

          Have a listen:

          http://www.youtube.com/cynic32

          It’s the top one one my favorites list.

          If you’ve never heard the Squirrel Nut Zippers, you are in for an experience!!

        • Maus says:

          Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Kafleen! w00t! Kthxbaibbqwtfect!1!1!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            “Kthzbaibbqwtfect” ???!!! :D

            • Maus says:

              “Kthxbai” (you know that one) plus “bbq” (an amplifier) plus “wtf” (you know that one too) plus “ect” (oops, spelled wrong, supposed to be “etc”, but another amplifier) plus !1!1 (exclamations).
               
              Basically, Kafleen FTWxElebentyBazillion.

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Maus. . .*clrs throat*. . .yoo can’t eben begin to imajin how much ai admirez yoo!
                Kafleen ar indeed wurf ebree wun ov tose EblebenyBazililion FTWs!!

                It wuz teh “ect” where ai got a bit off trak. Suddenlee had a hole noo meeining! But – bbq iz an “amplifier?” thank teh CC taht ai nebber rememberz to uze it, cuz ai think ai wudda dun it rong!

                Ai’m still lukin fur the Shoo an rope thing. Missed it. Had to be out awl day. Ai heer it wuz amaizinglee funnee!

                • I was accepting bbq as an amplifier like barbeque hot sauce is most certainly an amplifier. Too hot for me!
                  I need to remember that !!!1!!! reads as “win” or “success” when I translate in my head.
                  What’s “success” in Klingon? quaplaQ?
                  Kthxbai.

        • Mr. E says:

          OMG, no ones I knowz listens to Squirrel Nut Zippers but I lurvs them, they is teh awesomest!!

    • no 1 in particular says:

      *sigh* ai wont start anover relijus d-bate. yu awl just kno where ai stand on yoosin His naym liek that. (ai on-est-li dunt liek this post much, ennywai)
      ennywai, happi nawt sekund, Maus. wut drink doo yu want?

      • kafleen says:

        Gosh, no 1. I think wut u just sed WAS wurthy uf d-bate starting. The Jesus
        Christ it’s a lion cliche is rampant on here…why bring it up with Maus?

        I really think such comments are inappropriate here.

        Not to start a d-bate.

        :eyeroll:

        • no 1 in particular says:

          sowwy, but if yu goes tew luk @ teh pic that sez “Perviously…on 24″ yu will sii wut ai meen. ai inad…ianuv…ai aksidentally cauzd a d-bate b-cawz sum1 sed it there, tew. ai wudov commented on it wen it furst showd up, but ai haddent started, then. it still maeks mee sad. :(

          • Maus says:

            Is OK No 1. Ackshooly, we tries not to upset folks wif tihs kinda stuffs, or at leest not me. I tried by usin an “alternate spellin”. But is OK for yoo to sai taht is not “your cuppa tea”. We valyoos eberywuns input heer, ’speshuly sinse you splained it so well.

          • gibbocat says:

            mebbeh eye shud nawt butt een, butt eye weel.
            mii seez teh problim az sum fowx nawt unnastannin wot be ment bai ‘nawt tekkin Hiz naem in vein’.
            eet abzolutly habz nuffin a doo wif chowtin be jeesumz an cheeziz twice!! at awl.
            eet be meenin teh peepz hoo currupz teh messij he brawt bai pertennin 2 b pard ob himz teechin. eye cud bett u awl noe mennee hoo perten to noe hym an will proslytiez awl fur teh selph grattyfixashun eet bryngz dem an wif awl
            2 mennee ‘churchiz’ – teh munneez!! (pah !). az wif awl teechinz eet am ee zz 2 crupt an myzleed. an taht iz wut himz tawkin abowt.
            he tole mii 2 tellz u sew teh konfewzyun cud b kleend up in teh littur trai ob lieph.
            {{ gruphug }}
            daz sumbetta :)
            himz wud nawt wunt awl diz hedbimpinz an skobblinz ober pershnikkertee missunastud deetayulz.
            him had teh awsum senz a hyoomur – liek teh joek wif teh munnee an teh fysh!! tu phunnee.
            sew he wud be hoepinz dat u awl getz abowt teh bizniss ob laffinz an mekkin phunneez an sherrin teh lubz dat wai.
            ey fank u fur yor attenshunz – yew kan leef teh mawdezt kontree bewshunz at teh daw wif mai asseestunt….

            • gibbocat says:

              an ‘membah – JC wuznt himz naem n e wai!
              wuz jussa med up naem bai teh peepz wot rit abowt him laytah. :)

              • no 1 in particular says:

                yes, akshooly, His naym IS: Yeshua, Jehovah, Immanuel, Faithful and True, Savior, Messiah (Christ), Redeemer, Friend, Love, and much, much moer!!!!!!
                :D

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Ai know Kafleen jus sayed iz a topic best avoided – troo an maybee nawt – we, ov awl peepl shud be abul to freelee dicuss this if we wantz too. Iz interesting to mee to see how teh peeps heer feel – iz part ov their charakterz.

                But – an yoo know this iz troo, for ai hav sayed it offen befoar – ai stand awn this isshu wif gibbocat. Teh Jebus Christ, as ai see it in teh bibul – wud nebber objekt to using hiz nayme liek this. He wud shurlee find it verree funnee.

                Frum “A Christmas Carol. Ghost ov Christmas Present speeking. This, ai beleve, iz what iz REELEE ment bai “taking hiz nayme in vain.”

                “There are some upon this earth of yours,” returned the Spirit, “who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.”

                Fur teh rekord – ai am (oar wud bee, if ai were enething) – Lutheran.
                “Hier stehe ich. Ich kann nicht anders.”

                An now – anudder groop hug – becuz – reelee – we awl lubs each odder berree much. {{{{{{{{{groop}}}}}}}}

                • no 1 in particular says:

                  thx, JCH4K. ((((((((((((cheezfrendz)))))))))))
                  However, ai doo wunt yu tew ask yoorself this Q: Duz He reely approve? He kan sii this site, tew, and knos ebbrything that iz said awn here. ai dunt think He approves ov “omg” either. wud yu liek it much if ai sez “O holy Janet!”? just sum fud foar thot…

                  • kafleen says:

                    dat wud juss bee dumm an sillee sints she not teh Makur.

                    Same furr mee.

                    Onlee has meening furr teh makur.

                    An I tink, reelee, it bee a petee subject nawt wurth teh makur’s inturest.

                    Moar impoartant tings to do.

                    Now. If I am humble enuff not to care if sumwun is dum enuff too say,
                    “Oh, Kaffleen it!”…den shuddun teh makur bee ebbur so much moar
                    so?

                    srsly. I think peepul get much too wurried abowt uffundin teh Makur,
                    and it is juss annuddur distrackshun.

                    distrackshuns….NOT be good. :(

            • Jenniffuurr says:

              Amenz 2 taht!

              • Romeow says:

                Anom.

                • keykat says:

                  To eberybuddy: I tink yu all hab covered dis issue well an wit lub an sensitivity fur all peeps feelings. I too am a Jesus-peep, an I lik not to sea God’s nayme mis-used. But wen itz in fun an funny I laff an I tink I kin here God laffing too. I no God haz a cents ov da funny. Jus luk at dey kettehs, an goggies, an bebes, an alla dey otter littles wen dey playing.

            • boom says:

              “selph grattyfixashun”

              LOL

          • kafleen says:

            *sigh*

            no 1, I went to that link and looked a little and got the idea. My
            heart goes out to you, my friend. I know the sick feeling when you feel you
            have “started something” or when people are mad at you when you have
            been sincere.

            I am not going to retract what I said. I am going to explain.

            The Bible is EXTREMELY complicated. I feel that it is hypocritical to pick
            and choose what you like from it. But that is what some people do. They
            find the parts that are important to them and then proceed to take others
            down over it, ignoring other parts.

            If someone says they are Wiccan, will you tell them a Witch should die?

            I am betting you are too kind hearted for that.

            The bottom line is, THIS IS AN INCENDIARY TOPIC. I really believe we
            should not be introducing it on here, especially to make someone feel bad
            about what they said.

            I was reared Southern Fundamentalist Baptist. I’m telling you this so you
            know I am sympathetic.

            But I think we need to keep this place, ICHC, away from those kinds of discussions. It is such a beautiful place. Lots of love here. I would like to
            see the fussing saved for the more vitriolic sites.

            You stated your feelings, so I feel I am allowed to state mine.

            I am not unsympathetic.

            *Hugs too all*

            Luv, Kafleen

            • no 1 in particular says:

              tank, Kafleen!
              I don’t think it’s right for people to pick and choose what they believe from the Bible, too. What I try to believe the entire Bible. They will hear some things from the Bible and like or not like it, depending on the way they they learn how to think.
              As a fully dedicated Christian, I sometimes feel like I have a responsiblity toward everyone I talk to here. I don’t want to enforce my beliefs on all of you, but…I love you all too much to just stay silent.
              *hugs and nuzzles to all the cheezfrends*
              Shining with love where it will be seen,
              no 1 in particular, but sum1 how wuz chosen by Him <3

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Ah – yur nayme. Now ai understands it. Ai must admit, ai wuz sorta wundering what yoo reelee ment bai it.

                An ai am glad to heer that yoo ar strong in yur fayth. This is a wunderful thing indeed. But – ai think – we hav sumwhat diffrunt vues. But duzzn’t meen that we cannawt bee teh bestest of frenz. {{{{{{{no 1 in paricular}}}}}}}

                • no 1 in particular says:

                  ai luv mah cheezfrendz (((((((JanetCanHas4Kittehs))))))).
                  and ai kno yu haz different vyooz. that iz wi ai dunt tri tew shove it down yur throtz. ai still prayz foar yu, k?

            • paws4thot says:

              You mean the “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” bit in the Bible? I presume so, in which case you’re referring to a mis-translation anyway. The original Aramaic actually translates as “You shall not allow a poisoner (of desert waterholes) to live”.

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Reelee?? Maeks much moar sense.

                an paws – yoo nebber ceasees to amaize mee.

              • boom says:

                ah herded dat wun bout teh poisiner, butt ah’s also herded it woz “do not provide a witch with their living,” IOW, do not pay fur services.

                Ah shood check mah theol…telog…skripcha.

        • I thought it was meant closer to a pun with a gladatorial tieback to the Coliseum. “Holy Toledo, it’s a Lion” does not have the same ring.
          I thought it was funny, AND I do not use the Lord’s name in vain, and, at my extreme age, I still cringe when I hear the G** D*** word because that’s a really bad one, and it does not come from my mouth. (School has me cussing like a sailor, but there is one cuss word I do not now or ever use. It’s just wrong, it is not something descriptive.)
          Part of the human condition is getting along with others, trying not to hurt others on purpose, and saying you’re sorry and trying to make amends if you have.
          No 1, please stay around and play. We like having you here, and I don’t want to be stupid towards anybody. The more people here, the funnier it is.

          • kafleen says:

            I HATES teh G**D****.

            Ebbun iff I tore off mah arm in a machinerree accidunt, dat wurd wud not
            escape mah lips. I juss hates it so bad.

            Butt I not say nuffin too uddur peepull hoo say it. I just cringe inside.
            *insert sickly smile heer*

  2. Kerlyssa says:

    hell haz a flaver?

  3. two_kittehs says:

    This is SPARTAAAAAAAAA…..H

  4. zauberflote says:

    Dis last time I tellz you GET OUT or I turns on mai blue lazers!

  5. paws4thot says:

    Spartan Kitteh sez “Hoo needz teh Athenyanz?”

  6. logan predy says:

    beast of gevaudan kitteh hungerz

  7. Tribble says:

    Der bee Clingon drinkin songz bout dis wun!

  8. London says:

    Guard Cat!!!!! Yep Yep Yep!!!!!

  9. sweepea says:

    teh Wermwood is in yur interwebs spredin hate. Dont lissen to im.

  10. London says:

    Hopenz heez gotz da vets insurenz. Culdz beez needin it!!!

  11. Todd says:

    BEST. LOLCAT. EVAH!

  12. London says:

    Acterz in Dayz uz de Fanged Kitteh.

  13. MadKitty says:

    Use of “nom” as a verb rather than a sound effect just doesn’t work for me. I love the picture, though.

  14. punkin says:

    kitteh just luked at web cite of ebil wumon 2 pics back

  15. MajorMalfunction says:

    O yayz! Finalee maed teh front payge. Scary Sparta kitteh.

    • moe says:

      i nawt unnerstan awl teh sparta refrensez. teh oanly koneckshun i knoez between kittehz an sparta iz dis “meen” kitteh:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo

      iz dere ennefink ells? wut izzit? sumwun pleez tellz me!

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        MOE!!!! dats teh cat’s meeeyow! fanks sew muches. ineededdatbigtime (brane still messed up frum teh trollz)

      • two_kittehs says:

        It ar from da movie 300.
        About a battle between the purrshians and the spartans, where 300
        spartans tooked onz a mush biggah purrshian armeh
        linkie to the trailah

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDiUG52ZyHQ

      • Good morning!
        There is a movie called “300.” It is a gladiator type movie, and supposed to be pretty accurate historically. 300 Spartans were stratically placed in a pathway along a cliff at the sea, creating a bottleneck for the opposing forces of Persia to battle through. The Leader of the Spartans gave a rip-roaring pep talk prior to the battle. “Tonight, we dine in Hell!” was the catch-phrase. Which, to the Spartan culture, for a warrior was a good thing. Srsly. I personally haven’t watched the movie yet – too busy with nursing school. On my things to do list. Try YouTube – there is the movie “300″ and a parody called “Meet the Spartans.” Good Luck.

        • paws4thot says:

          Indeed. I’ve not seen the film myself, but the synopses say that the history is accurate. I won’t say more than that about the history, since there’d be potential spoilers in it.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            *gasp* There be a mooviee yoo hasn’t seen??? Mebbee yoo just furgotted it. :D

            Oh – ai furgot. Yoo nebber furgitz.

      • moe says:

        fank yu, fifi_r an two_kittehs an paws4thot. will lukk up dis moovy afftur i getz hoam frum werk.

        mary o’s, i foun dat sparta-kitteh vee dieaux munfz ago, awn meh fayvrit indian ressipy blog! blogger lubs kittehz, an haz gorjus wun, berry clebberly naemd kittaya (a niknaem ub a Hindu god, Krishna)

      • D Marie says:

        oopsy… didn’t mean to step on your toes when I posted linky above. My bad.

    • Minnaloushe says:

      concatulashuns!

      I am both imprezzed an enveeous!

      Gud job!

    • two_kittehs says:

      Concats MM

      great catption

  16. slashydutchie says:

    Whut you meen ‘No resurvashun’?!

  17. Neil says:

    Like King Leonidas, Kitteh dislikes teh Persians. Silly smushed face Persians. Kitteh farts on Xerxes’ Persian kittehs.

  18. karen says:

    o hai, mawm……u tihnk u cud wede dis garrten soon? itz scarrin teh hell outta me!

  19. kittehlurve says:

    u wanna brush ME??? let me shayr mai feelings on taht…

  20. London says:

    Notice cool ketteh color lenzez?

  21. London says:

    Maus…. FUNNEH…..Tooz tooz funneh! Hambugs helpz gud fuz yun. Many preservativZ to keepz livinz.

  22. Evil says:

    Deez Eeeeez SPAHTAH!!!

    LEONIDAS: SPAHTANS!!! WHAT EEZ YOUZ PROFEZZION???

    SPAHTANS: AWOOO!!! AWWOOOOOO!!! AWOOOOOOO!!!

    LEONIDAS: SEEZ, I DID BRING MO’ SOLDIERS DEN YOUZ

  23. Tonight we dine in *cough hairball* heow

  24. London says:

    Hamnburgz helprz…….Cheezbuggers……..I haz it

  25. London says:

    Diz picturz Onez big badz DandeLIONZ

  26. tv says:

    Kitteh needz vet. Paw is broke! :(

    • doctorcat says:

      I saw dat–poor kitteh in bad mood cuz of teh owie on himz paw. I wud snorgle him, if I cud get close enuf. But sence discreshun is teh bedder part of vallor. . .

  27. London says:

    Hell az non de teh furry as teh kitteh scornz

  28. Tidmum says:

    Ai r lub dat skaree lukkin Kitteh.DO WANT!!!!

  29. Romeow says:

    Hillary Kitton affer luking at her poll nummers.

  30. Julia says:

    Spartan Kitteh make me LOL

  31. London says:

    Tidmun….Gotz the healf suranz….mayz needz it………Liven suranz tooz

    • Tidmum says:

      *Toot TooT phssslrrrbbtttt*
      Blowin mai own trumpet heer, ai r gud at taymin teh debbil kittehz.
      Ai hab lottsa praktiss ober de yeers.
      P.s
      a suit ob armer miyt be helpful tho.Duz ennewun ab a spare Plz?

  32. cweenmj says:

    **snicker**

  33. Evil says:

    Diz Iz Sparta

  34. London says:

    Wizardz ov deh Awwwwz Lions gotz de couragen nowz!!

  35. Vandalcat says:

    dis remyndz meh of wen i thru kitteh @ mah gurlfrend an yelld “SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
    twuz funneh. imma naim mah sun-2-b-bot Toyger aftar Lee-yon-nai-dus

  36. London says:

    Maybeez self cativating meatz ssslicerz.

  37. insanityinside says:

    (if dey has cheezburgerz dere, dat iz)

  38. jmuhj says:

    Wotta goarjus kitteh! 1-kitteh kleen-up skwad — I lurves ‘im!

  39. Dayna says:

    that kitty needs a bath.

  40. o.o says:

    That kitty is both enraged and extremely fluffy. :O

  41. Maine Coon says:

    Spartacatus will not let Persianz prevail.

  42. ekuipers1 says:

    Amazing !!!

  43. jgroper says:

    AWSOME DUDE!!!!!1 I LOVE IT

  44. ??????????????????? says:

    what does nom mean

  45. sarah says:

    he not spartacatus.. he king leonidas.

    spartacatus – wuz just gladiator.

  46. holly says:

    that is a beautiful ragdoll, yes?

  47. Kimmuryiel says:

    that kitteh luks almost exacly like a kitteh I used to have

  48. HomicidalManiac says:

    Oooo…skaree kitteh!

  49. 1brid1 says:

    omgrely? 300!!!!!


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