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Jebus Christ it’s a lion…
Congrats Maus on nawt sekkind! Teh lion needz a combout…..
Teh kitteh luks Fierce! Mebbe he cans win Project Runway…
Kitteh needz moer hairgell to beet Christian… And wif doz teefs I wouldna want to be himz stylist… draw bak a nub from da poyntee endz! And hairgell alloverdaplace!!
Den we could make like romanz an feed Christian to teh lion!
ack! Den Rami cud win! Much pleh. altho kitteh wud prolly LUV hiz draperiez..
he he - slitely OT:
at ColumbyaYoonibersittee(mascot=lyon) in teh MarchingBanned, wun tyme we played Holy Cross, and owr annowncer sayed owr joek abowt throwin teh lyons to teh christians wile teh banned played “i heer yu nokkin butt yu caynt come in”.
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we have not been invited back.
stoopid silleh kid stuff - ai hoap noone is offended!
wuz funnee.
Eggzaktlee so.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSAuhoh….ma CHRG …whurzit!! quickQQ oh noooes!!11!!! Kaaaaaaaa…….SPLORT !!!!!!
hunh hunh pant pant breeve breeve oh , ma Braynies…deys BOFE all ober da floor. O, Pease, is da CCC close? ohh deer me…whadda mess…
ohhh deeer, Grammiekitz, lemme halp yu -
*scoopsie coopsie*
*schploooooplops*
uhh. sry.
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mebbe i can cawl for halps for yu?
halps?
*trais agin*
*scoopsiescoopsie*
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oh, bedder - yah? dem stoopie kids! maekin yu splort yer brayne! git awf mah lawn yu kids!!
hay, ai’m moer than wiiling tew go tew teh lyonz…maib ai b liek Daniel nd b sayvd frum teh lyonz den! Hallelujah!
Ah tinkz sumwun sez daht 2 him B4, an he sez “DOEZ NAWT WANTZ!!”
u tryz 2 putz ur pawz on meh, nd u wilz loozez it!
get in the chariot!
tonight we dine… AT SBARRO !!!
congrats, Mausee…I’d dants butt I is afrade dat cat will nom me…
Me too. One rong move, and we gets it.
I’ll juss sit heer and tri nawt to maek eye contact.
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Maus, I danse fur u in mah hart. In mah mind, I can see Kafleens hoofees stomping fur u, too.
I is returned.
I shall dants furr thee. Too HELL, by the….Squirrel Nut Zippers!!
In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there’ll be Hell to pay
/ Dm - / - A7 / - - / - Dm /
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet
{Refrain}
This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around
{Refrain}
Beauty, talent, fame, money
Refinement, top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side
{Refrain}
Now the D and the A and the M and the N
And the A and the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame
Have a listen:
http://www.youtube.com/cynic32
It’s the top one one my favorites list.
If you’ve never heard the Squirrel Nut Zippers, you are in for an experience!!
ai lubs dat band! Tanks fur remindin mee dat ai has not herd anyting gnu frum dem in sum tyme. Wut’s up wif dat?
get on it, turtle!
That’s one ov my faborites, too!
I lub teh part, wen in teh background, teh guy yells
“lite teh furnace!”
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Kafleen! w00t! Kthxbaibbqwtfect!1!1!
“Kthzbaibbqwtfect” ???!!!
“Kthxbai” (you know that one) plus “bbq” (an amplifier) plus “wtf” (you know that one too) plus “ect” (oops, spelled wrong, supposed to be “etc”, but another amplifier) plus !1!1 (exclamations).
Basically, Kafleen FTWxElebentyBazillion.
Maus. . .*clrs throat*. . .yoo can’t eben begin to imajin how much ai admirez yoo!
Kafleen ar indeed wurf ebree wun ov tose EblebenyBazililion FTWs!!
It wuz teh “ect” where ai got a bit off trak. Suddenlee had a hole noo meeining! But - bbq iz an “amplifier?” thank teh CC taht ai nebber rememberz to uze it, cuz ai think ai wudda dun it rong!
Ai’m still lukin fur the Shoo an rope thing. Missed it. Had to be out awl day. Ai heer it wuz amaizinglee funnee!
I was accepting bbq as an amplifier like barbeque hot sauce is most certainly an amplifier. Too hot for me!
I need to remember that !!!1!!! reads as “win” or “success” when I translate in my head.
What’s “success” in Klingon? quaplaQ?
Kthxbai.
OMG, no ones I knowz listens to Squirrel Nut Zippers but I lurvs them, they is teh awesomest!!
They ARE quite the snazz, my friend.
*sigh* ai wont start anover relijus d-bate. yu awl just kno where ai stand on yoosin His naym liek that. (ai on-est-li dunt liek this post much, ennywai)
ennywai, happi nawt sekund, Maus. wut drink doo yu want?
Gosh, no 1. I think wut u just sed WAS wurthy uf d-bate starting. The Jesus
Christ it’s a lion cliche is rampant on here…why bring it up with Maus?
I really think such comments are inappropriate here.
Not to start a d-bate.
:eyeroll:
sowwy, but if yu goes tew luk @ teh pic that sez “Perviously…on 24″ yu will sii wut ai meen. ai inad…ianuv…ai aksidentally cauzd a d-bate b-cawz sum1 sed it there, tew. ai wudov commented on it wen it furst showd up, but ai haddent started, then. it still maeks mee sad.
Is OK No 1. Ackshooly, we tries not to upset folks wif tihs kinda stuffs, or at leest not me. I tried by usin an “alternate spellin”. But is OK for yoo to sai taht is not “your cuppa tea”. We valyoos eberywuns input heer, ’speshuly sinse you splained it so well.
i noticed, adn appreciated the spelling change.
mebbeh eye shud nawt butt een, butt eye weel.
mii seez teh problim az sum fowx nawt unnastannin wot be ment bai ‘nawt tekkin Hiz naem in vein’.
eet abzolutly habz nuffin a doo wif chowtin be jeesumz an cheeziz twice!! at awl.
eet be meenin teh peepz hoo currupz teh messij he brawt bai pertennin 2 b pard ob himz teechin. eye cud bett u awl noe mennee hoo perten to noe hym an will proslytiez awl fur teh selph grattyfixashun eet bryngz dem an wif awl
2 mennee ‘churchiz’ - teh munneez!! (pah !). az wif awl teechinz eet am ee zz 2 crupt an myzleed. an taht iz wut himz tawkin abowt.
he tole mii 2 tellz u sew teh konfewzyun cud b kleend up in teh littur trai ob lieph.
{{ gruphug }}
daz sumbetta
himz wud nawt wunt awl diz hedbimpinz an skobblinz ober pershnikkertee missunastud deetayulz.
him had teh awsum senz a hyoomur - liek teh joek wif teh munnee an teh fysh!! tu phunnee.
sew he wud be hoepinz dat u awl getz abowt teh bizniss ob laffinz an mekkin phunneez an sherrin teh lubz dat wai.
ey fank u fur yor attenshunz - yew kan leef teh mawdezt kontree bewshunz at teh daw wif mai asseestunt….
an ‘membah - JC wuznt himz naem n e wai!
wuz jussa med up naem bai teh peepz wot rit abowt him laytah.
yes, akshooly, His naym IS: Yeshua, Jehovah, Immanuel, Faithful and True, Savior, Messiah (Christ), Redeemer, Friend, Love, and much, much moer!!!!!!
Yes.
Ai know Kafleen jus sayed iz a topic best avoided - troo an maybee nawt - we, ov awl peepl shud be abul to freelee dicuss this if we wantz too. Iz interesting to mee to see how teh peeps heer feel - iz part ov their charakterz.
But - an yoo know this iz troo, for ai hav sayed it offen befoar - ai stand awn this isshu wif gibbocat. Teh Jebus Christ, as ai see it in teh bibul - wud nebber objekt to using hiz nayme liek this. He wud shurlee find it verree funnee.
Frum “A Christmas Carol. Ghost ov Christmas Present speeking. This, ai beleve, iz what iz REELEE ment bai “taking hiz nayme in vain.”
“There are some upon this earth of yours,” returned the Spirit, “who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.”
Fur teh rekord - ai am (oar wud bee, if ai were enething) - Lutheran.
“Hier stehe ich. Ich kann nicht anders.”
An now - anudder groop hug - becuz - reelee - we awl lubs each odder berree much. {{{{{{{{{groop}}}}}}}}
thx, JCH4K. ((((((((((((cheezfrendz)))))))))))
However, ai doo wunt yu tew ask yoorself this Q: Duz He reely approve? He kan sii this site, tew, and knos ebbrything that iz said awn here. ai dunt think He approves ov “omg” either. wud yu liek it much if ai sez “O holy Janet!”? just sum fud foar thot…
dat wud juss bee dumm an sillee sints she not teh Makur.
Same furr mee.
Onlee has meening furr teh makur.
An I tink, reelee, it bee a petee subject nawt wurth teh makur’s inturest.
Moar impoartant tings to do.
Now. If I am humble enuff not to care if sumwun is dum enuff too say,
“Oh, Kaffleen it!”…den shuddun teh makur bee ebbur so much moar
so?
srsly. I think peepul get much too wurried abowt uffundin teh Makur,
and it is juss annuddur distrackshun.
distrackshuns….NOT be good.
Amenz 2 taht!
Anom.
To eberybuddy: I tink yu all hab covered dis issue well an wit lub an sensitivity fur all peeps feelings. I too am a Jesus-peep, an I lik not to sea God’s nayme mis-used. But wen itz in fun an funny I laff an I tink I kin here God laffing too. I no God haz a cents ov da funny. Jus luk at dey kettehs, an goggies, an bebes, an alla dey otter littles wen dey playing.
“selph grattyfixashun”
LOL
*sigh*
no 1, I went to that link and looked a little and got the idea. My
heart goes out to you, my friend. I know the sick feeling when you feel you
have “started something” or when people are mad at you when you have
been sincere.
I am not going to retract what I said. I am going to explain.
The Bible is EXTREMELY complicated. I feel that it is hypocritical to pick
and choose what you like from it. But that is what some people do. They
find the parts that are important to them and then proceed to take others
down over it, ignoring other parts.
If someone says they are Wiccan, will you tell them a Witch should die?
I am betting you are too kind hearted for that.
The bottom line is, THIS IS AN INCENDIARY TOPIC. I really believe we
should not be introducing it on here, especially to make someone feel bad
about what they said.
I was reared Southern Fundamentalist Baptist. I’m telling you this so you
know I am sympathetic.
But I think we need to keep this place, ICHC, away from those kinds of discussions. It is such a beautiful place. Lots of love here. I would like to
see the fussing saved for the more vitriolic sites.
You stated your feelings, so I feel I am allowed to state mine.
I am not unsympathetic.
*Hugs too all*
Luv, Kafleen
tank, Kafleen!
I don’t think it’s right for people to pick and choose what they believe from the Bible, too. What I try to believe the entire Bible. They will hear some things from the Bible and like or not like it, depending on the way they they learn how to think.
As a fully dedicated Christian, I sometimes feel like I have a responsiblity toward everyone I talk to here. I don’t want to enforce my beliefs on all of you, but…I love you all too much to just stay silent.
*hugs and nuzzles to all the cheezfrends*
Shining with love where it will be seen,
no 1 in particular, but sum1 how wuz chosen by Him <3
Ah - yur nayme. Now ai understands it. Ai must admit, ai wuz sorta wundering what yoo reelee ment bai it.
An ai am glad to heer that yoo ar strong in yur fayth. This is a wunderful thing indeed. But - ai think - we hav sumwhat diffrunt vues. But duzzn’t meen that we cannawt bee teh bestest of frenz. {{{{{{{no 1 in paricular}}}}}}}
ai luv mah cheezfrendz (((((((JanetCanHas4Kittehs))))))).
and ai kno yu haz different vyooz. that iz wi ai dunt tri tew shove it down yur throtz. ai still prayz foar yu, k?
You mean the “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” bit in the Bible? I presume so, in which case you’re referring to a mis-translation anyway. The original Aramaic actually translates as “You shall not allow a poisoner (of desert waterholes) to live”.
Reelee?? Maeks much moar sense.
an paws - yoo nebber ceasees to amaize mee.
ah herded dat wun bout teh poisiner, butt ah’s also herded it woz “do not provide a witch with their living,” IOW, do not pay fur services.
Ah shood check mah theol…telog…skripcha.
I thought it was meant closer to a pun with a gladatorial tieback to the Coliseum. “Holy Toledo, it’s a Lion” does not have the same ring.
I thought it was funny, AND I do not use the Lord’s name in vain, and, at my extreme age, I still cringe when I hear the G** D*** word because that’s a really bad one, and it does not come from my mouth. (School has me cussing like a sailor, but there is one cuss word I do not now or ever use. It’s just wrong, it is not something descriptive.)
Part of the human condition is getting along with others, trying not to hurt others on purpose, and saying you’re sorry and trying to make amends if you have.
No 1, please stay around and play. We like having you here, and I don’t want to be stupid towards anybody. The more people here, the funnier it is.
I HATES teh G**D****.
Ebbun iff I tore off mah arm in a machinerree accidunt, dat wurd wud not
escape mah lips. I juss hates it so bad.
Butt I not say nuffin too uddur peepull hoo say it. I just cringe inside.
*insert sickly smile heer*
hell haz a flaver?
yeah. Tastez liek teh hade-ock…
or liek teh under-whirled peazz