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Jebus Christ it’s a lion…
Congrats Maus on nawt sekkind! Teh lion needz a combout…..
Teh kitteh luks Fierce! Mebbe he cans win Project Runway…
Kitteh needz moer hairgell to beet Christian… And wif doz teefs I wouldna want to be himz stylist… draw bak a nub from da poyntee endz! And hairgell alloverdaplace!!
Den we could make like romanz an feed Christian to teh lion!
ack! Den Rami cud win! Much pleh. altho kitteh wud prolly LUV hiz draperiez..
he he – slitely OT:
at ColumbyaYoonibersittee(mascot=lyon) in teh MarchingBanned, wun tyme we played Holy Cross, and owr annowncer sayed owr joek abowt throwin teh lyons to teh christians wile teh banned played “i heer yu nokkin butt yu caynt come in”.
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we have not been invited back.
stoopid silleh kid stuff – ai hoap noone is offended!
wuz funnee.
Eggzaktlee so.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSAuhoh….ma CHRG …whurzit!! quickQQ oh noooes!!11!!! Kaaaaaaaa…….SPLORT !!!!!!
hunh hunh pant pant breeve breeve oh , ma Braynies…deys BOFE all ober da floor. O, Pease, is da CCC close? ohh deer me…whadda mess…
ohhh deeer, Grammiekitz, lemme halp yu -
*scoopsie coopsie*
*schploooooplops*
uhh. sry.
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mebbe i can cawl for halps for yu?
halps?
*trais agin*
*scoopsiescoopsie*
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oh, bedder – yah? dem stoopie kids! maekin yu splort yer brayne! git awf mah lawn yu kids!!
hay, ai’m moer than wiiling tew go tew teh lyonz…maib ai b liek Daniel nd b sayvd frum teh lyonz den! Hallelujah!
Ah tinkz sumwun sez daht 2 him B4, an he sez “DOEZ NAWT WANTZ!!”
u tryz 2 putz ur pawz on meh, nd u wilz loozez it!
get in the chariot!
tonight we dine… AT SBARRO !!!
congrats, Mausee…I’d dants butt I is afrade dat cat will nom me…
Me too. One rong move, and we gets it.
I’ll juss sit heer and tri nawt to maek eye contact.
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Maus, I danse fur u in mah hart. In mah mind, I can see Kafleens hoofees stomping fur u, too.
I is returned.
I shall dants furr thee. Too HELL, by the….Squirrel Nut Zippers!!
In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there’ll be Hell to pay
/ Dm – / – A7 / – - / – Dm /
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet
{Refrain}
This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around
{Refrain}
Beauty, talent, fame, money
Refinement, top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side
{Refrain}
Now the D and the A and the M and the N
And the A and the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame
Have a listen:
http://www.youtube.com/cynic32
It’s the top one one my favorites list.
If you’ve never heard the Squirrel Nut Zippers, you are in for an experience!!
ai lubs dat band! Tanks fur remindin mee dat ai has not herd anyting gnu frum dem in sum tyme. Wut’s up wif dat?
get on it, turtle!
That’s one ov my faborites, too!
I lub teh part, wen in teh background, teh guy yells
“lite teh furnace!”
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Kafleen! w00t! Kthxbaibbqwtfect!1!1!
“Kthzbaibbqwtfect” ???!!!
“Kthxbai” (you know that one) plus “bbq” (an amplifier) plus “wtf” (you know that one too) plus “ect” (oops, spelled wrong, supposed to be “etc”, but another amplifier) plus !1!1 (exclamations).
Basically, Kafleen FTWxElebentyBazillion.
Maus. . .*clrs throat*. . .yoo can’t eben begin to imajin how much ai admirez yoo!
Kafleen ar indeed wurf ebree wun ov tose EblebenyBazililion FTWs!!
It wuz teh “ect” where ai got a bit off trak. Suddenlee had a hole noo meeining! But – bbq iz an “amplifier?” thank teh CC taht ai nebber rememberz to uze it, cuz ai think ai wudda dun it rong!
Ai’m still lukin fur the Shoo an rope thing. Missed it. Had to be out awl day. Ai heer it wuz amaizinglee funnee!
I was accepting bbq as an amplifier like barbeque hot sauce is most certainly an amplifier. Too hot for me!
I need to remember that !!!1!!! reads as “win” or “success” when I translate in my head.
What’s “success” in Klingon? quaplaQ?
Kthxbai.
OMG, no ones I knowz listens to Squirrel Nut Zippers but I lurvs them, they is teh awesomest!!
They ARE quite the snazz, my friend.
*sigh* ai wont start anover relijus d-bate. yu awl just kno where ai stand on yoosin His naym liek that. (ai on-est-li dunt liek this post much, ennywai)
ennywai, happi nawt sekund, Maus. wut drink doo yu want?
Gosh, no 1. I think wut u just sed WAS wurthy uf d-bate starting. The Jesus
Christ it’s a lion cliche is rampant on here…why bring it up with Maus?
I really think such comments are inappropriate here.
Not to start a d-bate.
:eyeroll:
sowwy, but if yu goes tew luk @ teh pic that sez “Perviously…on 24″ yu will sii wut ai meen. ai inad…ianuv…ai aksidentally cauzd a d-bate b-cawz sum1 sed it there, tew. ai wudov commented on it wen it furst showd up, but ai haddent started, then. it still maeks mee sad.
Is OK No 1. Ackshooly, we tries not to upset folks wif tihs kinda stuffs, or at leest not me. I tried by usin an “alternate spellin”. But is OK for yoo to sai taht is not “your cuppa tea”. We valyoos eberywuns input heer, ’speshuly sinse you splained it so well.
i noticed, adn appreciated the spelling change.
mebbeh eye shud nawt butt een, butt eye weel.
mii seez teh problim az sum fowx nawt unnastannin wot be ment bai ‘nawt tekkin Hiz naem in vein’.
eet abzolutly habz nuffin a doo wif chowtin be jeesumz an cheeziz twice!! at awl.
eet be meenin teh peepz hoo currupz teh messij he brawt bai pertennin 2 b pard ob himz teechin. eye cud bett u awl noe mennee hoo perten to noe hym an will proslytiez awl fur teh selph grattyfixashun eet bryngz dem an wif awl
2 mennee ‘churchiz’ – teh munneez!! (pah !). az wif awl teechinz eet am ee zz 2 crupt an myzleed. an taht iz wut himz tawkin abowt.
he tole mii 2 tellz u sew teh konfewzyun cud b kleend up in teh littur trai ob lieph.
{{ gruphug }}
daz sumbetta
himz wud nawt wunt awl diz hedbimpinz an skobblinz ober pershnikkertee missunastud deetayulz.
him had teh awsum senz a hyoomur – liek teh joek wif teh munnee an teh fysh!! tu phunnee.
sew he wud be hoepinz dat u awl getz abowt teh bizniss ob laffinz an mekkin phunneez an sherrin teh lubz dat wai.
ey fank u fur yor attenshunz – yew kan leef teh mawdezt kontree bewshunz at teh daw wif mai asseestunt….
an ‘membah – JC wuznt himz naem n e wai!
wuz jussa med up naem bai teh peepz wot rit abowt him laytah.
yes, akshooly, His naym IS: Yeshua, Jehovah, Immanuel, Faithful and True, Savior, Messiah (Christ), Redeemer, Friend, Love, and much, much moer!!!!!!
Yes.
Ai know Kafleen jus sayed iz a topic best avoided – troo an maybee nawt – we, ov awl peepl shud be abul to freelee dicuss this if we wantz too. Iz interesting to mee to see how teh peeps heer feel – iz part ov their charakterz.
But – an yoo know this iz troo, for ai hav sayed it offen befoar – ai stand awn this isshu wif gibbocat. Teh Jebus Christ, as ai see it in teh bibul – wud nebber objekt to using hiz nayme liek this. He wud shurlee find it verree funnee.
Frum “A Christmas Carol. Ghost ov Christmas Present speeking. This, ai beleve, iz what iz REELEE ment bai “taking hiz nayme in vain.”
“There are some upon this earth of yours,” returned the Spirit, “who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.”
Fur teh rekord – ai am (oar wud bee, if ai were enething) – Lutheran.
“Hier stehe ich. Ich kann nicht anders.”
An now – anudder groop hug – becuz – reelee – we awl lubs each odder berree much. {{{{{{{{{groop}}}}}}}}
thx, JCH4K. ((((((((((((cheezfrendz)))))))))))
However, ai doo wunt yu tew ask yoorself this Q: Duz He reely approve? He kan sii this site, tew, and knos ebbrything that iz said awn here. ai dunt think He approves ov “omg” either. wud yu liek it much if ai sez “O holy Janet!”? just sum fud foar thot…
dat wud juss bee dumm an sillee sints she not teh Makur.
Same furr mee.
Onlee has meening furr teh makur.
An I tink, reelee, it bee a petee subject nawt wurth teh makur’s inturest.
Moar impoartant tings to do.
Now. If I am humble enuff not to care if sumwun is dum enuff too say,
“Oh, Kaffleen it!”…den shuddun teh makur bee ebbur so much moar
so?
srsly. I think peepul get much too wurried abowt uffundin teh Makur,
and it is juss annuddur distrackshun.
distrackshuns….NOT be good.
Amenz 2 taht!
Anom.
To eberybuddy: I tink yu all hab covered dis issue well an wit lub an sensitivity fur all peeps feelings. I too am a Jesus-peep, an I lik not to sea God’s nayme mis-used. But wen itz in fun an funny I laff an I tink I kin here God laffing too. I no God haz a cents ov da funny. Jus luk at dey kettehs, an goggies, an bebes, an alla dey otter littles wen dey playing.
“selph grattyfixashun”
LOL
*sigh*
no 1, I went to that link and looked a little and got the idea. My
heart goes out to you, my friend. I know the sick feeling when you feel you
have “started something” or when people are mad at you when you have
been sincere.
I am not going to retract what I said. I am going to explain.
The Bible is EXTREMELY complicated. I feel that it is hypocritical to pick
and choose what you like from it. But that is what some people do. They
find the parts that are important to them and then proceed to take others
down over it, ignoring other parts.
If someone says they are Wiccan, will you tell them a Witch should die?
I am betting you are too kind hearted for that.
The bottom line is, THIS IS AN INCENDIARY TOPIC. I really believe we
should not be introducing it on here, especially to make someone feel bad
about what they said.
I was reared Southern Fundamentalist Baptist. I’m telling you this so you
know I am sympathetic.
But I think we need to keep this place, ICHC, away from those kinds of discussions. It is such a beautiful place. Lots of love here. I would like to
see the fussing saved for the more vitriolic sites.
You stated your feelings, so I feel I am allowed to state mine.
I am not unsympathetic.
*Hugs too all*
Luv, Kafleen
tank, Kafleen!
I don’t think it’s right for people to pick and choose what they believe from the Bible, too. What I try to believe the entire Bible. They will hear some things from the Bible and like or not like it, depending on the way they they learn how to think.
As a fully dedicated Christian, I sometimes feel like I have a responsiblity toward everyone I talk to here. I don’t want to enforce my beliefs on all of you, but…I love you all too much to just stay silent.
*hugs and nuzzles to all the cheezfrends*
Shining with love where it will be seen,
no 1 in particular, but sum1 how wuz chosen by Him <3
Ah – yur nayme. Now ai understands it. Ai must admit, ai wuz sorta wundering what yoo reelee ment bai it.
An ai am glad to heer that yoo ar strong in yur fayth. This is a wunderful thing indeed. But – ai think – we hav sumwhat diffrunt vues. But duzzn’t meen that we cannawt bee teh bestest of frenz. {{{{{{{no 1 in paricular}}}}}}}
ai luv mah cheezfrendz (((((((JanetCanHas4Kittehs))))))).
and ai kno yu haz different vyooz. that iz wi ai dunt tri tew shove it down yur throtz. ai still prayz foar yu, k?
You mean the “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live” bit in the Bible? I presume so, in which case you’re referring to a mis-translation anyway. The original Aramaic actually translates as “You shall not allow a poisoner (of desert waterholes) to live”.
Reelee?? Maeks much moar sense.
an paws – yoo nebber ceasees to amaize mee.
ah herded dat wun bout teh poisiner, butt ah’s also herded it woz “do not provide a witch with their living,” IOW, do not pay fur services.
Ah shood check mah theol…telog…skripcha.
I thought it was meant closer to a pun with a gladatorial tieback to the Coliseum. “Holy Toledo, it’s a Lion” does not have the same ring.
I thought it was funny, AND I do not use the Lord’s name in vain, and, at my extreme age, I still cringe when I hear the G** D*** word because that’s a really bad one, and it does not come from my mouth. (School has me cussing like a sailor, but there is one cuss word I do not now or ever use. It’s just wrong, it is not something descriptive.)
Part of the human condition is getting along with others, trying not to hurt others on purpose, and saying you’re sorry and trying to make amends if you have.
No 1, please stay around and play. We like having you here, and I don’t want to be stupid towards anybody. The more people here, the funnier it is.
I HATES teh G**D****.
Ebbun iff I tore off mah arm in a machinerree accidunt, dat wurd wud not
escape mah lips. I juss hates it so bad.
Butt I not say nuffin too uddur peepull hoo say it. I just cringe inside.
*insert sickly smile heer*
hell haz a flaver?
yeah. Tastez liek teh hade-ock…
or liek teh under-whirled peazz
wif a sid ob brimstone crab.
We can haz devveld eggs too?
and bell-zeebub peppers!
dem skotch bonnet peppah be hawt as h3ll…
An debilz foot cake!
spicy!
Hell haz flavour – smoky and burnt!!
may wee kan du taht!!
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… runz 2 hied!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
hey, i aer busy creyatin genesis planets wif Dr. Carol Marcus- de wun who sed “can i cook, or cant i ?”
okay, dont anser dat.
yeah but her son musta skipped thru the cookbuk when hims used de umm whatever he did to cheats. taked after hims daddy i guess!!
my geekinez, i shows u it
Fyre-rowsted.
brussels sprowts?
My mother’s faux Stroganoff. Pleh!
Ok, I’ll byte! How doez U fayk unyunz, mushyroomz, blak peppurr and sour kreem? Daht’s teh Stroganoff part.
Two words: Hamburger Helper
*shudder*
yur just deserts.
luv, mais oui
is juss desserts if der’s frozen soy milk(’stead of ice cream) wif mirakul wip an grayp jellee(’stead of syrup) on top of yer h.helpurr…
uh…Do not want. Srsly.
ew ew ew
Wii nawt haz daht in Grayt Brytayn.
Ah gess it haz a flayvor, but teh flayvor iz ob pleh, and it iz nawt taystee awr nutrishush?
broad beenz-dem r belong to teh debbil! Pleh!
Good one! I’d give you cheezeburgers, but there are no icons.
Click the little contract/expand strand icon ( minus or plus sign ) top left of a message, and burgers appear until you pass the pointer over them, when you lose them all except in the message the mouse is over.
Watta payn.
Hoep iz fickst sun.
Thank you! I’ll try again.
gud kweschun. I always thot V-8 wuz teh pleh. so in mah mind’s nose (heehee) it
smell like teh V-8 pleh.
/An peepul wut not been washin impoartant parts.
//runs beefoar teh rotten eggs an tomatoes get thrown at me
///smells like dem, too
////STOP MEEEEE
Kafleen, I frot u waz teh responsible.
Doan u kno that ur sending a message that peeps shud nawt eet teh veggies? Doan u kno hao menny peeps hab a bite-a-man defishencee?
Wevver u liek it or nawt, u r a roll model, and u hab to hold ur stompy feets to a higher standard.
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Do Nawt Nawt Dwink V-8.
Iz gud fur u.
Dis iz a publik serbis anouncement.
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*runs awai affer Kafleen*
Butt…butt…
I eets all mah veggies….raw or cooked! I ebben lubs teh spinach and teh
boiled okra (mom and dad tink dat is teh pleh…all slimy)
I can hatred ub tomato juice now?
OK, Kafleen.
*gently pats on bak*
U doan hab to lieks teh V-8, as long as u eets ur veggies.
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Butts member, round heer, we doan hates ennyfing butts trollees.
*wisspurs*
butt…is mebbee ok too hates…Fried Green Tomatoes?
/runs like teh wind
Kafleen!
Y I Otta…
Fried Green Maters?!?!?
NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!
cant waitz till it time for green maters!!!
da dish, book or moobee?
Book gud, udders pleh.
Oh, teh book and movee wunndrfull!!!
Its teh akshooul nastee ole pleh filled ‘maturs wiff dat scratchee ole
cornmeel.
I is a transplant to and frum suthern indiana. I is not eeten dem fried
green ‘maturs, not noe way, not noe how.
And yall cant makes mee.
*eers back, hoof in durt*
But Kafleen, fried green tomaturs ar teh delishus!! Liek fried zucchini. An ai maeks them wif flower, nawt cornmeel. Maybee that’s wai you don’ liek them??
‘An peepul wut not been washin impoartant parts.’ Worser is when tehy nawt wash, an tehn put on co-loan and purrfyume an tink it cobers teh smell.
An tehn I gets trappded in a meetin wif tehm inna little room.
An it be mai job to counsel peeps on proper hyjean (accordin to teh manual) so tehn I gets to talk to tehm abowt it. In anuuder meeting in anuuder offis.
Sumdais I jest lurve mai job.
Oh, dear…May Ceiling Cat have mercy on yer soul!
I guess teh anonymous “gift” package of soap, instructions, etc. never really works?
Oh, garsh.
I has been teh manujur beefoar.
Nuffin qwite as pleh as habbin too tell sumwun dey stink.
SOOOO hard to figgur owt teh rite wurds.
Dere is ONE stink doe, dat I keep smellin and recognize. I not noe wut it is,
tho.
It bee bad. And onlee wun time I smelled it at wurk an had too tell mah
wurker. Hee went too baffruum, came back, and wuz gone.
Tank teh Ceeleeng Cat.
I hates dat funkee smell. I still not noes wutt is, butt I shur rekugnizes it. it bee teh pleh.
D Marie and Kafleen, I feelz ur pane.
Wen I had to hab teh stinkee tawk, it waz in a restaurant, so I cud juss pull teh person aside and keep it lite harted. Whoo Wee…didz u furget teh deorderant todai? Glad I didn’t hab to hab a sit down tawk bout it.
Kafleen, I doan kno wat kinda smell ur tawkin bout. I’m gonna tri to furgit awl bout it and ask dat we neber speek ov it again.
I goes to da gym fur ex-sizeing an yu noes dat mos sweaty peeps don stink! But de 1s hoo do rully doo. Pleh. I so habby I no hab to smell dere bags an shews neither. PLEH!
An we Kanadians too polyte to tell dem dey stinky. Maybee dey get a hint wen we keeps hour scarfs rapped rawnd ours fazes wunce winter be gone.
Hell hath no flavor,
liek a kitteh on a bad hard dai.
*sigh*
I meant to sai:
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Hell hath no flavor
liek a kitteh on a bad HARE dai.
.
Iz keybored challenged todai.
bowf werk.
noe problim.
teh ottah bershun am
‘hell haf noe furry..’
but yor fingurs, dey haz mai simpafee.
eye b plum woar owt frum gawlfinz an kan bear lee c teh scrin!!1
neidz mii teh catnap.
kthxbai
“Health half-nosed furry-like a women’s corns”
.
Pogo
Nuffing as hellish and humiliatin fur a kitteh dan beein pwned by a BAD HARE.
Like dis wun:
http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/istockphoto_2264175_bad_hare_day_vector_.jpg
ai feelz foar yu, Romeow! teh keybord givs mee trubble, tew. speully wen ai’m tired…zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
This is SPARTAAAAAAAAA…..H
300 kitteh’s… 6000 pointy endz…
o rly, zerzeez baks owt now, k?
but Uz is not counting the pointeh teethses
umm… err… tat wuld be moar like 5400 pointy endz
:p :p :p
4800 if you don’t count the dew claws. I almost inadvertantly said 3000 at first, then remembered both front and back paws for 20 not 10 claws. I couldn’t decide on what to do about the dew claws and teeth so I ignored them in the calculations.
Overall I over thought it too much just to get to 6000.
Oh U haz to count du clawz they iz a berry important
pointeh endz, kittehs grip wid da du clawz
6000 iz a gud starting point,
but we needz to add dew clawz and teethses fora
an accurit measure of kitteh weaponz of destructionz
wait – kitteh has 4 claws per pawz plus 1 dew claw – for total ub 20 inclewding dewclass
rite?
and 4 canines (felines)
24 pointy enz per kitteh by 300 = 7,200 enz
oops – nope 5 claws plus dewclaws…
8,400 enz!
stoopid math!
I tink 5 clawz inclood du clawz
I ar sure, I just trimmed da kitteh weaponz last nite.
so I tink 7,200 enz be right.
but if dey is polyda.. you know kittehs with 6 toezes
then you be right.
Eber bodii, catch a ketteh an cownt da klaus, on eech paw, know skipping nao.
an doant furget de du klaus. Nermal kettehs, not pollies.
OK, lettuce see de rezults. Hmmm jus as I thawt.
Onna frunt paws: 4 toeses wit 4 klaus, an 1 due klaus, fur total ob 10.
Onna bak paws: 4 toeses wit 4 klaus, no due klaus, fur total ob 8.
10
+8
—-
18
x300
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5400 pointy-ends-naught-counting-teefs.
Nao open da mouf an count da teefs. Lik dis.
OWW!
Scuse me, gotta go to emerg.
*totters off dripping blud*
I bring mai towl.
Kleenup on ayl 5400.
Wapner, iz tiem for Wapner?
I wills nawt b disenfran…disinfranchi…mah kitteh’s toes will b counted!
Mah Mitts hab SEBEN toes on eech front foots and FIBE on eech bak foots.
.
I wud liek to refer u to teh elebenty ammendment ov teh Catstatushun that gibs AWL kittehs – no matter hao meny toes – teh rite to b counted.
*stomps off in a huff*
no hanging chads
OOkay den. Wii nao hab a total ob 5406.
ooh, maf *hedake*
diz am awl sowndinz berree daynjeruz!!
an him lukz liek teh hoomin dood haz a tayzt ob teh clorz awreddee!!1
him skweemin:
‘ diz clawz wuzzen in mai contrakt.
eye ownlee b teh xtra! kan eye goe hoem nao??
plz!? eye b neidin teh chaynj ob unnahgawmintz!!’
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“okai.
wii gibz u anuddah twennee p an teh choklit muphin 4 tin moar minnitz wif teh kitteh.”
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‘riillee? wif teh hershiiz choklit??’
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* pondurz wyol blud trikulz daon himz toonik*
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‘trow in teh dyit pipzee an u gort a deel! ‘
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eye nebbah wuz awl dat gud @ maffz!
an yew guize wuz konfewzin mii!
ey goe fur mai catnap nao….
to sleep, purr chanz to dweem…
♫♫♫
dweeeeeeeeeeeem
dweem dweem dweem
everlee bros?
in dweemz – roy orbitstoan
lullabai ob brawdwey…
feelinz sleipee nao…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
a candy-colored clown they call the sandman
tiptoes to my room every night
just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
go to sleep, everything is all right
No way! If sum creepy, “candy-coloreded” clown (A CLOWN fur gawd’s sake!!!)tippytowed into my rum as I wuz goin to sleep, I’d nevver fall asleep! Teh nitemares wud nevver end!
mimes, too?
Aye, dere’s de rub. for n dat sleep uv death wat dreams may come uv an undiscoverd country from whose bourn no travelor returns (except for my daddy who wuz talkin to me n da last act)
Hai, WOW, I neber noted B4 dat daddy returned. Hammie wuz an idjit.
Pegatur, yu furry smart. I knot. Can I be yur sidekik?
1500 poyntee endz, fibe purr kitteh.
MaiBe 36_000 poyntz at 20 klawz and 4 prymaree teeth purr kitteh tho’.
werk bettah dan 1800 abz
No, Sparta’s at another website *grin*
MSU?
UofM (FTW!!!!)
Just sayin.
Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
Yoo meen Sparta Kitteh on youtube?
Dis last time I tellz you GET OUT or I turns on mai blue lazers!
Spartan Kitteh sez “Hoo needz teh Athenyanz?”
beast of gevaudan kitteh hungerz
Der bee Clingon drinkin songz bout dis wun!
how dat goe, tribble?
Hear! Sons of Kahless
Hear! Daughters too.
The blood of battle washes clean.
The Warrior brave and true.
We fight, we love, and then we kill.
Our lives burn short and bright.
Then we die with honor and join our
fathers in the Black Fleet where we
battle forever, battling on through
the Eternal fight.
batlh Daqawlu’taH
(You will be remembered with honor)
ar that in Klingon?
You is multilingual!
Can U speakz romulun 2?
Yes, Tribble speeks Clingon, whai ah’m shure ah don’t noze, kos Clingons will see hur and sez “Doez nawt wantz!”.
Speekin Romulun teh Trekkies awl sez is nawt so grate akshoelee.
Qo’ neH
(no want)
TraH pagh traHbe’!
You have not experience Shakespeare until you have read it in the original Klingon.
http://www.kli.org/stuff/Merchant.html
Dat blows mah mynd. Shakespeare in Klingon….wow. Must learn Klingon.
Pegataur, R yu a cheezfrend yet. If so meet me dere. If no lemme no an I tink ob sum otter wai to talk bout Klingon wit yu.
Oooooooooh. Impressive – I’ve never come across the words. Thank you.
Again, I’d give you cheezeburgers if the icons were there.
For those who want it in the original Klingon:
&npsp;
Qoy qeylIs puqloD
Qoy puqbe’pu’
yoHbogh malthbogh je’ SuvwI’
Sey’moHchu’ may’ ‘Iw
maSuv manong ‘ej maHoHchu’
nI’be’yInmaj ‘ach wovqu’!
batlh maH ghbej’jyoqIjDaq
vavpu’ma’ DImuvpa’reH maSuvtaH
Qu’ DamevQo’ maSuvtaH, ma’ov
Maus, wot iz teh Klingon fur “wow”?
Coz, wow.
Sawngz!? I tink dehr R hole Clingawn operaz abowt it!
nao im in hell- Klingon opera- *shudddders*
as seen on TV from Tyme Lyfe Ferengii consorshum :
complete colekshun ob Klingon Opera feet chering “A Gud Dae to Die”
hab ur credit card handee. call dis toil free numba 1- 666 -NCC1701K
operahaters aer standing by reddy to take ur cawl.
kaplach.
Guard Cat!!!!! Yep Yep Yep!!!!!
teh Wermwood is in yur interwebs spredin hate. Dont lissen to im.
“The safest road to Hell is the gradual one — the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.”
screwtape toasts to gettin sum bedder evil souls fur dinner
hey may wee! deyz am kwotinz owah buk
Aw, rite hes a litter.
Hopenz heez gotz da vets insurenz. Culdz beez needin it!!!
BEST. LOLCAT. EVAH!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/01/spartans-tonight-we-dine-in-hell/
oar mebbe tihs wun…
Naw this newest one is best. Cat has same look on face as actor Gerard Butler
Acterz in Dayz uz de Fanged Kitteh.
Use of “nom” as a verb rather than a sound effect just doesn’t work for me. I love the picture, though.
but Nom iz verb, noun, sound effect…
nom – verb – to eat with gusto
nom – noun – tastee fudz
nom – sound effect – the sound accompanying nomming
iz not adjektive, do, don’t fink…
nomilishous…
nominally-adberb
oops. shud be adburp
awesum – nominally!
dis pizza iz nominally cheezy
adjektive?
alwayz get adburbs/adjektive mixed up!
Adjective:
“Lik, dood, thatz one NOM nom…nom nom nom…”
*piks up teechur hat froam behine door wheer she dropeded it whan cayme in froam werk tihs aftynoons*
adburb deskribes teh verb – kitteh nommed LOWDLY
adjectyve deskribes teh nown – ketteh had teh BIG nom.
Is all klear naow?
*removes teecher hat*
yes – but can yu use NOM or formz ob NOM in thoes places?
adv: kitteh nommed nommileh
adj: kitteh can has nommy nom
.
.
.
if teh gud twin wer here, she could conjugayte teh verb ‘to nom’ in awl it’s tensiles…
I does spearmint.
To Nom
I nom
I hab nommed
I wus nomming
I jus nommed
I wus jus nomming
I whill nom
I shill nom
I wood nom
I cud nom
I wood hab nommed
I cud hab nommed
Yup. To nom is regulated verb, alla wai true.
Nao Iz hongry. Feed mii!
i dunno wai you shud be hongry after awl dat nom nom noming…
A++
Ragnarok kitteh
kitteh just luked at web cite of ebil wumon 2 pics back
Wii puts him on gard duty to keeping her out uv heer.
wii not needing her kind uv crazinesses. Wii be having our own crazinesses.
Our smilingz r much bedder 4 ebery1 than her hatingz.
we knoz where the she be going doesn’t we?
perhaps kitteh be nomming ON Mrs hyphen in hell toniet
ewww… nastee, grizzly, hate-filled noms….
mus choek dem down for de cheezfrenz…
Waht kynd ov ‘whine’ goez wif taht turrbul meel?
O yayz! Finalee maed teh front payge. Scary Sparta kitteh.
i nawt unnerstan awl teh sparta refrensez. teh oanly koneckshun i knoez between kittehz an sparta iz dis “meen” kitteh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
iz dere ennefink ells? wut izzit? sumwun pleez tellz me!
MOE!!!! dats teh cat’s meeeyow! fanks sew muches. ineededdatbigtime (brane still messed up frum teh trollz)
It ar from da movie 300.
About a battle between the purrshians and the spartans, where 300
spartans tooked onz a mush biggah purrshian armeh
linkie to the trailah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDiUG52ZyHQ
Good morning!
There is a movie called “300.” It is a gladiator type movie, and supposed to be pretty accurate historically. 300 Spartans were stratically placed in a pathway along a cliff at the sea, creating a bottleneck for the opposing forces of Persia to battle through. The Leader of the Spartans gave a rip-roaring pep talk prior to the battle. “Tonight, we dine in Hell!” was the catch-phrase. Which, to the Spartan culture, for a warrior was a good thing. Srsly. I personally haven’t watched the movie yet – too busy with nursing school. On my things to do list. Try YouTube – there is the movie “300″ and a parody called “Meet the Spartans.” Good Luck.
Indeed. I’ve not seen the film myself, but the synopses say that the history is accurate. I won’t say more than that about the history, since there’d be potential spoilers in it.
*gasp* There be a mooviee yoo hasn’t seen??? Mebbee yoo just furgotted it.
Oh – ai furgot. Yoo nebber furgitz.
fank yu, fifi_r an two_kittehs an paws4thot. will lukk up dis moovy afftur i getz hoam frum werk.
mary o’s, i foun dat sparta-kitteh vee dieaux munfz ago, awn meh fayvrit indian ressipy blog! blogger lubs kittehz, an haz gorjus wun, berry clebberly naemd kittaya (a niknaem ub a Hindu god, Krishna)
oooooo resipeas? soundz nommylishus
I ar in Ur fud blogs
nomming Ur goodiez
oopsy… didn’t mean to step on your toes when I posted linky above. My bad.
concatulashuns!
I am both imprezzed an enveeous!
Gud job!
Concats MM
great catption
Thx U. I woak up 1 morning with it in mai hed and had 2 find a pixtur 4 it.
An yoo did indeed fynd teh purrrrrrrfekt wun. ai luvs it.
Whut you meen ‘No resurvashun’?!
Like King Leonidas, Kitteh dislikes teh Persians. Silly smushed face Persians. Kitteh farts on Xerxes’ Persian kittehs.
o hai, mawm……u tihnk u cud wede dis garrten soon? itz scarrin teh hell outta me!
u wanna brush ME??? let me shayr mai feelings on taht…
Notice cool ketteh color lenzez?
Maus…. FUNNEH…..Tooz tooz funneh! Hambugs helpz gud fuz yun. Many preservativZ to keepz livinz.
Deez Eeeeez SPAHTAH!!!
LEONIDAS: SPAHTANS!!! WHAT EEZ YOUZ PROFEZZION???
SPAHTANS: AWOOO!!! AWWOOOOOO!!! AWOOOOOOO!!!
LEONIDAS: SEEZ, I DID BRING MO’ SOLDIERS DEN YOUZ
Tonight we dine in *cough hairball* heow
Hamnburgz helprz…….Cheezbuggers……..I haz it
Diz picturz Onez big badz DandeLIONZ
Liek in teh Wizard of Awwwwsss?
Kitteh needz vet. Paw is broke!
I saw dat–poor kitteh in bad mood cuz of teh owie on himz paw. I wud snorgle him, if I cud get close enuf. But sence discreshun is teh bedder part of vallor. . .
Hell az non de teh furry as teh kitteh scornz
Ai r lub dat skaree lukkin Kitteh.DO WANT!!!!
Hillary Kitton affer luking at her poll nummers.
I ar a fiter! snarl!
side note: hillary loving troll duse not lyke Ur commintz
Ahh well, teh troof hurts.
Plus, I can’t see enny burgers.
Their disdain iz wasted on meh.
Ai am a hillaree kitteh – an ai dint doo it!!
ai think awl hilaree kittehz bee innocent ov such mischeef. Hadda bee sumwun else.
Spartan Kitteh make me LOL
Tidmun….Gotz the healf suranz….mayz needz it………Liven suranz tooz
*Toot TooT phssslrrrbbtttt*
Blowin mai own trumpet heer, ai r gud at taymin teh debbil kittehz.
Ai hab lottsa praktiss ober de yeers.
P.s
a suit ob armer miyt be helpful tho.Duz ennewun ab a spare Plz?
**snicker**
Dis wuz supposed be under Romeow. Sillie WordPress. Make me luk stoopie.
I can do dat all by mysef. Don’t need no help lukking stoopie.
Ohai MJ,
yew am not stoopy.Weirdpress be playin trix agen.
Luv yaw beyootiful Ty.
Diz Iz Sparta
Wizardz ov deh Awwwwz Lions gotz de couragen nowz!!
dis remyndz meh of wen i thru kitteh @ mah gurlfrend an yelld “SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
twuz funneh. imma naim mah sun-2-b-bot Toyger aftar Lee-yon-nai-dus
Maybeez self cativating meatz ssslicerz.
(if dey has cheezburgerz dere, dat iz)
Wotta goarjus kitteh! 1-kitteh kleen-up skwad — I lurves ‘im!
that kitty needs a bath.
That kitty is both enraged and extremely fluffy. :O
Spartacatus will not let Persianz prevail.
I’m Spartacatus!!
No, I’m Spartacatus!!
Amazing !!!
AWSOME DUDE!!!!!1 I LOVE IT
what does nom mean
nom iz eet! yu kno, wen yu eet, yu go “nom nom nom”
he not spartacatus.. he king leonidas.
spartacatus – wuz just gladiator.
Don’t let historical accuracy ruin gud joke.
that is a beautiful ragdoll, yes?
that kitteh luks almost exacly like a kitteh I used to have
Oooo…skaree kitteh!
omgrely? 300!!!!!