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where is mai nose
The better to glare and intimidates with!
Congratulations jamamakitty on being nawt sekond! I be feeling raptorushly for you!
ai feelz teh rapshur too, tanks
butt ai rellly feelz teh palpitasians wen ai logs on and tehrs no commintzzz….sew hard to tink of gud commintz….mebbe ai shud let sumwun moir clebber go ahed
dats sweet ub u, jamamakitty. Butt u diddunt yell teh insipid “FURST!” or
whine dat it wus offensive or sumtin!!! U dood fine, gurl!
ai cud nebber yell “furst” ai seed wut happens den………..oh noes
LOL!
nao ywez muss awl goe an worsh ur mauvz owt!!
teh fawbiddin ‘f’ werd u bin ewzin!
pleh!! spitt spitt!
onleee menshun in teh abstrack…….. no spitz on me plz, kthx (ooh teh trollz didn laik wut yew said, did dey) wuz funnee…….
mai spittinz ai weel saeb 4 teh trollz.
eye nawt speet awn u jamamakitty!! nebbuh!
mai spittinz wuz meta4ikkul – hippo fettykul oar sum sush. (?)
oar mebbeh ’spittinz in teh abstrak’
( az eye doan hab teh spitoon! )
ai new yew wuz nawt speet awn me……… wuz kiddin too
hab a gud ebbening!
Yoo di wunnerful, jamamakitty. Owl bee onest, ai wud still be dere triin 2 fink ov sumfin clebber….Brane freeze!
iz dem owl eyez. tehy b hippo note icing!
an gud 4 u jamamakitty. ai fyne nawt secund!
heah!
tek diz lawlipawp frum teh tybooteek.
*wispurrz*
‘poysunallee eye wud stik it een a jar on teh mantulpeace. Teh kitteh-fayz am kyoot, but teh flavr am bleugh!
but wudkunneye du?
dem wuz ‘nawt 2 spenzib’ an mai bujit am hypo feticul..?’
tink yew 4 teh lolli poop! ai weel saib it 4 a rainy day…….. oh noes, ai can’t sai dat here. too minni rainy dais bai teh emrald cittee
eeph awnlee it wuz bigguh yew cud ewez it az teh um-brellee.
but tehn teh kyoot kitteh fayz wud worsh awf.
ah wheel – sellabee.
anudder ‘fishee’ moment?
ai wanduh wut joek u kum up weef nekzt??
*heddesk* Ai just gotted it.
Ai troolee wanduh hao yur mynd werkz!
du u need an eyce pak fur taht??
juss pawp intu yur locul frenly tybooteek an gwab yusselph a frij magnit wyol yur dare.
Eshoot. Eye thot wuz Goggie! pup, yno.
Dis owl am lukkin lyke me rite abowt nao.
4.24 am. Insomneeya-ai haz it.
Can haz a lawlipop plz?thnx
sir taynlee u mai!!
but ai wud rekommen sumfink 2 worsh teh tayzt awai .
hab a martoonee.
wii seemz 2 haf gallunz ob teh stuph!!
OOoooh.Martoonee.Can haz a berree large wun plz?
It miyt halp me git bak to sleep.
Teh lawlipop beez fur Hazel-She bee shoutin at me cuz ai not inna comfee baskit.It miyt keep her qwiet!!
She reelly iz been LOWD!
ob caws u mai!!
heah. howld owt yur bukkit…
sai…?
Taht bukkit haz a familya luke??
jess chekkin teh bukkit.. noe nawt a bloo wun.Itz a mennee fasseted Baccarat kristal wun wib Tidmum etched into it.Wen it katchez teh lite,iz awl sparkly an shinee an tinee rainbows flikker onna walls.*kitteh paws pattin an powncin*
Can haz teh fill up plz?thnx
Psst. Doan tell LCB ai hab dis priceless shinnee objekt.
wii weel disguyz teh *whispurr*
’shinee objekt’ wif vast amowntz ov martoonie
2 keip it saef frum teh lcb tiep persunz.
an heah. a ty 4 u 2 rap arown yur ‘bukkit’
sew teh prysless sparklee bitz doan catz ‘ahem’ n e buddeez attenshun.
dere.
tahtz bedduh.
yor gud helf, tidmum.
chrz
yoo can has typtofane wawllipawp. (taysts like terkey!)
eye fort ebberree fing taystid liek chikkin..?
yeah, dat’s rite—eben terkey…
onlee day sez taht teh beeg terkey-birdee
hassa meen ol’ acid cawled
‘trip-toe-fane’—’post too hep yoo
sweep (i radder habba sleyec ob ZF’s chocky kayke)
*yawn* eye sweepy noa—g’nite, owl!
u mean taht horlix am just rillee turki jooz???!!!
.
Oar iz teh sujestchun taht insted ov nommin turki 4 chrisms wii awl juss seet rown an dreenk teh beeg mug a horlix??
.
leazt u wudden b kukkin teh ting awl nyte!!
.
.
but wear du u putz teh stuffin???
Did yoo reelee want to ask that???
sumbuddee haz tu aks teh orc werd kwezchunz…
whatz “horlix”?
i need halp
dittoooo, you wantz, er, mows caek?
I do! I be’s in raptshur wid zauberflote’s choklate cake!
mows caek nuttin liik chawklit, gots no tail nor bonezez…..so i goes to kitchen an sees what i got, brb.
ok, todai we gots dubbel choklit choklit chunk fudj. Dat ok?
Owl says, “i’m a hoo, hoo u?”
I yam betteh loo hoo, hoo iz knot more thin too.
we danzes teh ”raptor” danz foar u. ebberyboddy putz der armz up liek t-rex nao nd turnz ur uppor boddy leftz n rite.
does we danz tihs “raptor” cloaked????
u can danz it n e way u wantz
OMG! Jamamkitty!! Dis ur nawt secund nawt secund, iddun it???
OH, I is rackin mah brain too figgur owt a dants!!!
*wisspurs…* Teh scuttulbutt is, Wilson bee taped dis way caws hee spits reel
bad wen he talks..weerd, huh?
Wutt dants mai I dans fur u?!
*hops up and down wiff teh happee*
mebbe sum kind ob fencing dans? aim glad u ar here to celebrait wit me!!
wit teh saber and teh cape……….. oh la!!
good fencin moosic in Romeo&juliet!
to teh sounz of “malagena” (if ai kin spell today)
stompy stomp right
stompy stomp left
stompy stompy stompy stomp stomp stomp
ow……..ai tink ai twisted mai ankul
sumwun pls taik ober an ai kin watch!!! n e wun gots ice for mai ankul?
hoooo gonna help jamamakitty? CCC gotz any ices on it?
CCC haz a liddle frij awn it wif lottsa ices.
Oh!!! So cool!!
U is a romantik, jamamakitty?
not rilly………. jus playing wit teh fens an Mr. Wilson’s nose……. teh res jus came along for teh ride….. but ai wud laik sum aice
**Hobbles in using CCC as a walker.
Hai! Dere is some ice heer for u jamamakitty.
Teh danses b verry dangerus today.
ai jus new ai cud count on mai fingers, oh ai mean on mai cheezfrens!!! ahhh teh aice feels berrry good, tank yew
heah, jamamakitty.
ewez diz ty frum teh tybooteek 2 stwap ur unkle.
stawp teh swellinz –
an u kan donayt eet 2 teh preevyuz tred az eye sore ( pardun the pun een yor tiem ob ago knee ) der wuz an ‘unnatindid ty tehr.
.
noet 2 awl cheezepeepz:
u juz awl halp usselbz 2 teh amayzin an x sigh-tin raynj ob producks frum teh ty booteek az awkayshun deemanz.
kthxbai
mai poor uncle………ai cuddn dew dat to himz!!
u dunnoe..
hii mai enjoy eet!??
Oh, Hai gibbocat!
I can haz ty to rapping around my toe? Gremlin glued it bak on,
but u can neber b 2 keerful. I likes dis preddy pinkee wun.
(Get it? a pinkee ty 4 my pinkee toe. Not so funnee ackshully.)
And I tink I b taking anudder one 2 tying on my crown. Sumtimes
it b slipping off. Tks.k.bai.
u juss halp yusselph, mai cween!!
*bowz deaplee*
wii haz plennee az eye hab teh supplyr in tywon.
**Hed desk
**TY suppliyr in TYwon.
U funnee gibbocat!!
*heddesk*
owchie.
**Must go make new avatar wif ty holding crown on.
**BRB
**or later — depends on how wonky wordpress is.
Oooooo. Lookie der. It changed already. It’s so tiny, tho.
hard to see the ty. maybe I try agen.
an hear eye wuz espektin sum punz ob ‘tywon on’ oar sum sush.
but eye am gratteefyd by teh rowzin korus awf bumpz
as teh *hedesks* reberbeyrayt arown teh thred.
happee 2 b ov serbiz.
mebbeh wii shud stawk teh tybooteek wif icepax???
Dere, I bak wif my crown tyed on. And my toe is secured, 2.
Thank yew, gibbocat. I b thinking iispax at teh booteek iz
beeing a gud idea. u am deh sorce uv many hed desks. it is
only fare dat u shud provide teh cure, 2.
I will taking one naow, thanking yew bery muches.
an u kan ty it awn wif a………..
ty
2.
Umm.. but I alreddy have ty 1 (on toe) and ty 2 (on crown)
wuddn’t that make anudder ty b ty 3?
Ohai,creewnmj,
*curtseez berry deeply*
Ai jus hadda stawp inz 2 admeir teh addishun 2 yor luvlee crown. Howd yoo doo dat?? So eztreemly creeatib!! Soree bowt yor tow. Am happee Gremlin had gloo 4 it!! Anna ty frum gibbocat’s ty booteek too! How lukkee wee R 2 hav tihs gnu shoping expeeryince at ICHC.
Thankz 4 teh addishun, gibbocat! (also awl teh laffs)
iz mai honur 2 b ov serbiz.
an 4 teh nyse tingz u sai, mai eye prezint u wif a complimentree frij magnit taht weel plai yur favrit toonz 4 u 2 danzdanzdanz tu.
.
taht iz – sew lawng az u liek teh beeg bawpah.
Hai IDDD,
u duzn’t haz to curtsee, I just anoynted mysef cween so I cud
ware deh sparklee crown.
I b using deh CorelDraw to drawing deh avatar. it’s 1/2 inch by
1/2 inch. luks bedder in CorelDraw dan in WordPress.
Deh cheezfrenz r gud peepz. Deh alwayz helpingz any1 hoo
b needingz deh helpses.
Sumdayz u helpz uzzer cheezpeeps, sumdayz dey helpingz u.
gibbocat–I hazza feelin,
Yoo knooooow wut I lyke…
Chantilly Lace anna purty fayce♫
anna poneetayl ahangin daown…♫
a wigglee wawk anna gigglee tawk♫
Say…”Taht’s purtee gu 4 a magnit!!
Duz yoo caree teh too tooz an balay slippurz???
Fank yoo – Fank yoo – Fank yoo Ai 4got that part!
Wantid to alzo sai fanks to cweenmj 4 teh gud thowts and advyce. Yore trooly royiltee in mai buk!
Hasta go cuz itz taking 20 minnits or moar to post 1 commint so canawt plai so mush moar tunite. Ratz!!
Thanks 4 teh kind werdz. <3
I thot i wuz onlyest one wif the slooooww intertooobz.
Wii b seeing u 2morrowz. Iss bedtime here, too.
eye weel luk eentu eet 4 u, idansdansdans.
meenwyol wii du haf sum ownlee pawtlee ewezd gawlf shooz witch b berree gud 4 tapdansdansdansin
az teh spykz mek eet sown lyk der am lortz ov yewz.
juss mex a mess ov teh parkay floor!
Sum peeps musta hung up thier innertubz… Iz mooovin bedder naow…
Gawlf shooz.. Hmmmm…
Mai saynted muvver sed 2nawt dansin wif the gawlf shooz inna howse ne moar..
Haowsumebber…. ai lyke teh sownd ob lotz ob meez onna dans flowr. I cud bee mai oan corous lyne??? I cud haz tohse ‘Liddel taon Blooz?’
heah, idansdansdans. u tek tehm an trai dem 4 siez.
doan wurree!!1
tehy am spryng lodid 2 fit bowf urowpeen an hafrikan syziz.
an eef u am bovverd bowt teh floorinz – awn a nyz dai u can tek tehm owt on teh patio an boogee.
an tehy habz teh addid adbantij awf gibbinz u xtra grip in teh snow-n-eyce.
tink ov dem az snowchaynz 4 teh feetz.
.
*haz sumfink ov teh ‘merchunt ob venis’ momunt*
.
frum teh sownz ov teh wedduh reepurt –
mebbeh eye bedduh stawk up awn deze?
.
* rubs hans tugedduh – an nawt frum teh cowld!! *
Veiled yur meening iz. . . .
eye nawt b gibbin awai trayd sikritz!!
nacho!
Well, OWL bee durned…
giglglglglgl
owl say!
eye juss reelyzd -
diz am teh owl hoo leff teh poor kitteh in teh bote awl aloan!!
sum thredz bak nao.
an eye gess she dun nommdid teh hunnee an spint awl teh munnee bai nao…?
mebbeh juss az well.
him duznut luk her tiep!
eet wud nebber hav werkt.
mush sadniss am abertid
*big sigh*
an owl libbed happilee ebber afta.
Ov owl sad werdz ov tung oar pen. . .
obfuscashun – we haz it!
ai hassnt seed it 4 years
4 awl owah anty podeen chumz:
♫
…ebbereebuddy neadz gud neyburz…
has U any small animals I can eats?
wud yew laik some tasteeeee rodens?
they can has unused yule sighs?
yes, as a mattr uv fack, i did sees ur kitteh…..but i eeted him.
duz yew has a spair? oh?
Afrikkan or Yoopean???
did yew ebber find out about afrikkan shoe size??
*snikkur*
Mr Roberts ai ain’t!
dijoo meen Mr. Rogers? Ohai, Naybur!
*takes off jakkit*
will yoo bee myne, woonchew be myne,
wonnchew B my nayburr!!
*zippz up Kard again*
I sees wut ur doin dere…an i’z riportin it direkkly to seeling cat!
Doan u meen Hydee Whooo?
win!
Concatulayshuns zauberflote on yr Top Spot! Eye haf tu go up tu da top uff da payge an c how wii celebratin.
Woah, wen eye lukeded up at de top, it wuz zauberflote, now it iz jamamakitty. Sorri fur da mix upp. Sum wun messin wit da commentz.
dat happened to me earlier too. I definitely not not sekkind!!!!!!!
only bai a minit tho……… ai wud shair wit choo!
*kwiutlee*
I reelee is startin too like u.
an wit Cookie’s human too………….we kin awl shair!!
Ai liek sharin, moer fun dat way! but sinse dis is ur nawt-2nd nawt-2nd, u shud hab it allll toowhoooo ursefl!
it reeelee dussn’t matter…….ai wuz jus lukkee todai……. timing iz ebberyting so dey sazys
mebbeh eye am wurryeen 2 mush.
but du eye senz a rayd awn teh tybooteek cummin awn..?
aw wel.
halp yusselbz.
an plz tek a luk @ owah promowshunal awffa ob frij magnitz ( wif teh kibbulz logo skrit owt ) “ty wun git wun frii!!1″
hai, janet-isdatubeneeftehmountinovkittehz?.
hao am yur ‘chukkul tiem’ addin up?
Wun. Ub. Deez. Dayz.
U all gonna see qwite teh show. Gonna bee an enraged donkee wiff teh
dedlee hoofs, stompin teh Wurd Press wiff fyurree.
Wun ub deez dayz, Wurd Press…too dah moon!!!
*shakes hoof*
ai jus cain’t wait!! shud be kwite teh site!!
Oh, it will, gurl, it will.
I is savin up mah fyurree at teh aggurvashun fur wun specktackular fit.
Dat wurdpress has reellee aggurvated us past beeleef. Wun ub deez
days will bee juuuuuust teh rite moment, an I am gonna let loose wiff
a dramatic show like u nebbur has seen. It will bee histurree makin.
ai’m skeerd fwr mai cumpyooter wen u deos teh kikkin fit! Wat if u kikks mai screen out?
Oh, noes. I willz bee carefull not too doo dat, zauberflote.
holey horesey hooves, hold unto yer butts fore
teh historikal, hysterikal, hissytryonikal hissy fit ob
Krazy kikkin’ kafleen!!!
an appetyt fur allitturashun – u haz it.
O…Kai!
it b toking about a karakter frum “Home Improvment.” hiz naym wuz Wilson nd that wuz all yu wud evr see ov him. he wud alwaiz say “Hydee Ho, Naybur”
[arched eyebrow]
O rly?
clebbur.
Tribble know. Juss bee addin teh clebbur spin ub teh “whooo” insted ub “Ho”
caws it bee an Owl!
Gud wun, Tribble!
Tank u kafleen. Eye haz tu be askin u a queshon. Your namez haz been changin. Sumtymez is blak, sumtymez haz donkey frum Shreck, sumtymez izz bloo. U haz identitee crisuss?
an nao daz ai caint see teh avatar at all………..wun answer or burglar an all teh odder burglars go wai and taik forebber to refresh teh paig……..
kafleen gunna taik cair ob it doh, mai heeero
U sed “mai heeero”
*runs awai beefoar sayin sumfin stoopee an maudlin*
teh donkeee iz back!! yay!! iz berry kyoot.
*hed down, hoof in durt…*
tanks….:)
SEEE???
I did NOT log out of wordpress. It just got tired of me. And now
you can see my Yahoo link with the blue font.
sighs at jerkhed Wurdpress.
Hi kafleen,
I iz logged into wordpress and it neber shoz me in blue wif a link
2 my wordpress blog. It just shoz my avatar. stoopid wordpress.
*Joinz kafleen in sighz.
LOL!
Diffrunts bee wen I not logged into Wurd Press.
Sometimes I bee in hurree an just wunt to catch up wiff mah frens.
Uddur times, I IS logged in, butt seems like too much time has expired, and
it dies or sumfin. I tink dat happuned today. So I logged back in. Dis wun
shud show mah donkee pic.
Tanks fur askin. Problee uddur peepul wunnder abowt dat kind ub stuff too.
Just annuddur Wurd Press aggurvashun.
*Just annuddur hoof shake at Wurd Press*
Oh, yeah, fur teh unnoe-ing…wen sumwun’s name is bloo, dat meens u
can click on it an it will take u too a link!
stoopee ol wurdpress….when I is logged into wurpress wiff my cute donkee
it not shows mah name in bloo and no one can click on mah name and go
to mah Yahoo 360 profile.
sigh.
wud yew log in sumtyme w/yr link to yr yahoo 360 profyle? ai wud laik to see it
nebbermind, ai saw dat yew did dat furder up teh paig…………. ok dat mus be pikshur ob yew at teh blow hole in Hawaii? berry nais. ah’s goin to Sedona next week an will taik sum pikshurs dere……….is berry beautiful wit alla red rox
tanks!
btw ai wen to hai skul in Hawaii……….. don ask wen!! too mini yrs ago!
kewl, ai be larnin’ agin, yu gud cheezpeeps, yur de bestest! kthxbai
jamamakitty, r u in AZ?
I go to Sedona ebery so offen. Iz teh byootiful.
We stai at La Vista, and they hab a Tuxee kitteh that sleeps in our room.
He doan belong to teh hotel, but hoo can kick a kitteh outta teh room?
We alwais member to bring sum gushi fud fur him.
ai wish……… ai weel be nex week. ai libs neer teh spais needul. nawt rilly close but ebbrywun noes wair dat is. ai lubs norvern az. phx too muchly hot! ai wus goin to splurg on a rilly spensib plais but tey cuddin garantee a view…peh on dem and mai moneys not go to dem! am stayin in townish… at Teh Orchards Inn. luks laid naic views. mite chek out yr plais 4 teh nex taim. will taik gushi fuds for inny sweet kitteh tat ai sees
Dammit.
*smaks self upside hed*
I just sed dat wuuuurrrrd….spin.
I hates dat wurd. Wai I sed dat? *moans*
?????? Werd???
ah, ai seez, nao.
Gud job, Tribble!
Tank u, no 1 in particular, eye noez awl bout Hoam Impruvment, (c mye postz beelow) but eye tought it beein an lolowl an awl, dat “hydee whoo” be phunnier. Eye preciate ur halpin mee owt dough.
Hoo u be lookin at liek dat, huh?
hoo man beans?
*pssst*, Mary, ober heer! I saeved u some red velvet cake frum teh odder day,,,,,,,,,,,,but i eated it. ooops.
wuz it tastee adn nootrishus? its teh thot that counts…
it souns berry gud!! mai hunger, let me shows you it……. grrrrrrrrrrrowlllllll
Whilsun, u haz changed since da show ended!
Whut beeg eyez u haz!
Whut beeg beek u haz!
Whut beeg talons u haz!
Eye b takin dis red caype wit da hood off now!
Bye da wai, u seen mye granmaw?
I maded u a grandma, butt I eeted her!
(ennybuddee fownd dat pickshur yet??? Srsly, I wunts it REELEE bad!)
Caws she wuz made ub shugur an spice an ebburting nice!
iz teh kittlin wearin teh red caip in teh pikshur? ai will luk 4 it wen ai goes tru teh pikshurs. teh wun ai want is teh wun wit the kittlin in teh window ob teh car. want it witout “get in the car” altho that has to be mai allatyme favrit!!
no, jamamakitty, is juss a VEREH scaree/horribul wolf/doggee face.
Butt when u see teh wurds about teh grandma…teh combo of teh
scaree/surprise makes u laff.
leest, it did me.
ai weeel keep an eye out 4 it………. souns berry skeerie to me
Tim teh Tuleman can has adbysses nao.
Wilson Owl will talk to you about paradoxes and African deities.
MY BEES. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
mr. wilson noes awl!!
mr wilson noes owl
mister wilson can has owls nose…
*gasp* itz Wilson!
Letz your nay-bur gives you some Urthee advice.
Hydee~Ho, nayburr!
Lolrus sez dat U habz him’z
fayvritt bloo Bukkitt
Lolrus sentz meh 2
getz it bakk. Kitteh toaldz meh
wayrz U habz it hidd
Oanlee cawsst meh wun
plump Cheezburgr dat I floo
in frumz owt-ubz-stayt
Jack.
OMG wha beeg eyez yoo haves.. like woof or like a Bratz LOL
http://www.bratz.tv
I CAN HAS BIRDHOUSE IMPROOFMENT?
WHO Dere?
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!
Minnie Teh Moocher!
Cab Calloway reference – berry nice!
We’re on a mission frum Gawd.
Rdy to peer ovur fenses and quote Shacespeer and celibrate Indeean Sundans.
OMG teh lulz… to luk over da fens an see dat… it r krackin me upz.
I was watching Home Improvement when I saw this! ha-ha! This is hilarious :]
Looks liek da Grinsh!!! Doze green ayeez, dat side floof…. EEEKS!!!
“You know Tim, there’s an old folk saying. Obsessions are like fire and water. Good servants, but bad masters. See the point is: do you rule your obsession, or does your obsession rule you?”
ICHC roolz!
And Mr. Wilsun wuz smart liek owel too, not jus looks liek em.
Keyoot.
omg its wilson!!!!!!!!
HAHA i luvs it!!! LOLz
Whoa…. Creeeepy…..
you know tim, happycat once said, “i can has cheezburger?”
ello wilson
dizz kitteh luvez hohm inprooveemuhnt :]
iz wilson!
omg i love home improvement…
“Hey wilson, whatcha doing?”
“Oh i’m just roasting my chestnuts on an open fire”
“…Doesn’t that hurt?”
Oh! Flanders an idiot and i don’t care!
“Oh, Wilson, it’s just you. Don’t scare me like that…”
He would almost always startle Tim. Yay, running gags. :3