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where is mai nose
The better to glare and intimidates with!
Congratulations jamamakitty on being nawt sekond! I be feeling raptorushly for you!
ai feelz teh rapshur too, tanks
butt ai rellly feelz teh palpitasians wen ai logs on and tehrs no commintzzz….sew hard to tink of gud commintz….mebbe ai shud let sumwun moir clebber go ahed
dats sweet ub u, jamamakitty. Butt u diddunt yell teh insipid “FURST!” or
whine dat it wus offensive or sumtin!!! U dood fine, gurl!
ai cud nebber yell “furst” ai seed wut happens den………..oh noes
LOL!
nao ywez muss awl goe an worsh ur mauvz owt!!
teh fawbiddin ‘f’ werd u bin ewzin!
pleh!! spitt spitt!
onleee menshun in teh abstrack…….. no spitz on me plz, kthx (ooh teh trollz didn laik wut yew said, did dey) wuz funnee…….
mai spittinz ai weel saeb 4 teh trollz.
eye nawt speet awn u jamamakitty!! nebbuh!
mai spittinz wuz meta4ikkul - hippo fettykul oar sum sush. (?)
oar mebbeh ’spittinz in teh abstrak’
( az eye doan hab teh spitoon! )
ai new yew wuz nawt speet awn me……… wuz kiddin too
hab a gud ebbening!
Yoo di wunnerful, jamamakitty. Owl bee onest, ai wud still be dere triin 2 fink ov sumfin clebber….Brane freeze!
iz dem owl eyez. tehy b hippo note icing!
an gud 4 u jamamakitty. ai fyne nawt secund!
heah!
tek diz lawlipawp frum teh tybooteek.
*wispurrz*
‘poysunallee eye wud stik it een a jar on teh mantulpeace. Teh kitteh-fayz am kyoot, but teh flavr am bleugh!
but wudkunneye du?
dem wuz ‘nawt 2 spenzib’ an mai bujit am hypo feticul..?’
tink yew 4 teh lolli poop! ai weel saib it 4 a rainy day…….. oh noes, ai can’t sai dat here. too minni rainy dais bai teh emrald cittee
eeph awnlee it wuz bigguh yew cud ewez it az teh um-brellee.
but tehn teh kyoot kitteh fayz wud worsh awf.
ah wheel - sellabee.
anudder ‘fishee’ moment?
ai wanduh wut joek u kum up weef nekzt??
*heddesk* Ai just gotted it.
Ai troolee wanduh hao yur mynd werkz!
du u need an eyce pak fur taht??
juss pawp intu yur locul frenly tybooteek an gwab yusselph a frij magnit wyol yur dare.
Eshoot. Eye thot wuz Goggie! pup, yno.
Dis owl am lukkin lyke me rite abowt nao.
4.24 am. Insomneeya-ai haz it.
Can haz a lawlipop plz?thnx
sir taynlee u mai!!
but ai wud rekommen sumfink 2 worsh teh tayzt awai .
hab a martoonee.
wii seemz 2 haf gallunz ob teh stuph!!
OOoooh.Martoonee.Can haz a berree large wun plz?
It miyt halp me git bak to sleep.
Teh lawlipop beez fur Hazel-She bee shoutin at me cuz ai not inna comfee baskit.It miyt keep her qwiet!!
She reelly iz been LOWD!
ob caws u mai!!
heah. howld owt yur bukkit…
sai…?
Taht bukkit haz a familya luke??
jess chekkin teh bukkit.. noe nawt a bloo wun.Itz a mennee fasseted Baccarat kristal wun wib Tidmum etched into it.Wen it katchez teh lite,iz awl sparkly an shinee an tinee rainbows flikker onna walls.*kitteh paws pattin an powncin*
Can haz teh fill up plz?thnx
Psst. Doan tell LCB ai hab dis priceless shinnee objekt.
wii weel disguyz teh *whispurr*
’shinee objekt’ wif vast amowntz ov martoonie
2 keip it saef frum teh lcb tiep persunz.
an heah. a ty 4 u 2 rap arown yur ‘bukkit’
sew teh prysless sparklee bitz doan catz ‘ahem’ n e buddeez attenshun.
dere.
tahtz bedduh.
yor gud helf, tidmum.
chrz
yoo can has typtofane wawllipawp. (taysts like terkey!)
eye fort ebberree fing taystid liek chikkin..?
yeah, dat’s rite—eben terkey…
onlee day sez taht teh beeg terkey-birdee
hassa meen ol’ acid cawled
‘trip-toe-fane’—’post too hep yoo
sweep (i radder habba sleyec ob ZF’s chocky kayke)
*yawn* eye sweepy noa—g’nite, owl!
u mean taht horlix am just rillee turki jooz???!!!
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Oar iz teh sujestchun taht insted ov nommin turki 4 chrisms wii awl juss seet rown an dreenk teh beeg mug a horlix??
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leazt u wudden b kukkin teh ting awl nyte!!
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but wear du u putz teh stuffin???
Did yoo reelee want to ask that???
sumbuddee haz tu aks teh orc werd kwezchunz…
whatz “horlix”?
i need halp
dittoooo, you wantz, er, mows caek?
I do! I be’s in raptshur wid zauberflote’s choklate cake!
mows caek nuttin liik chawklit, gots no tail nor bonezez…..so i goes to kitchen an sees what i got, brb.
ok, todai we gots dubbel choklit choklit chunk fudj. Dat ok?
Owl says, “i’m a hoo, hoo u?”
I yam betteh loo hoo, hoo iz knot more thin too.
we danzes teh ”raptor” danz foar u. ebberyboddy putz der armz up liek t-rex nao nd turnz ur uppor boddy leftz n rite.
does we danz tihs “raptor” cloaked????
u can danz it n e way u wantz
OMG! Jamamkitty!! Dis ur nawt secund nawt secund, iddun it???
OH, I is rackin mah brain too figgur owt a dants!!!
*wisspurs…* Teh scuttulbutt is, Wilson bee taped dis way caws hee spits reel
bad wen he talks..weerd, huh?
Wutt dants mai I dans fur u?!
*hops up and down wiff teh happee*
mebbe sum kind ob fencing dans? aim glad u ar here to celebrait wit me!!
wit teh saber and teh cape……….. oh la!!
good fencin moosic in Romeo&juliet!
to teh sounz of “malagena” (if ai kin spell today)
stompy stomp right
stompy stomp left
stompy stompy stompy stomp stomp stomp
ow……..ai tink ai twisted mai ankul
sumwun pls taik ober an ai kin watch!!! n e wun gots ice for mai ankul?
hoooo gonna help jamamakitty? CCC gotz any ices on it?
CCC haz a liddle frij awn it wif lottsa ices.
Oh!!! So cool!!
U is a romantik, jamamakitty?
not rilly………. jus playing wit teh fens an Mr. Wilson’s nose……. teh res jus came along for teh ride….. but ai wud laik sum aice
**Hobbles in using CCC as a walker.
Hai! Dere is some ice heer for u jamamakitty.
Teh danses b verry dangerus today.
ai jus new ai cud count on mai fingers, oh ai mean on mai cheezfrens!!! ahhh teh aice feels berrry good, tank yew
heah, jamamakitty.
ewez diz ty frum teh tybooteek 2 stwap ur unkle.
stawp teh swellinz -
an u kan donayt eet 2 teh preevyuz tred az eye sore ( pardun the pun een yor tiem ob ago knee ) der wuz an ‘unnatindid ty tehr.
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noet 2 awl cheezepeepz:
u juz awl halp usselbz 2 teh amayzin an x sigh-tin raynj ob producks frum teh ty booteek az awkayshun deemanz.
kthxbai
mai poor uncle………ai cuddn dew dat to himz!!
u dunnoe..
hii mai enjoy eet!??
Oh, Hai gibbocat!
I can haz ty to rapping around my toe? Gremlin glued it bak on,
but u can neber b 2 keerful. I likes dis preddy pinkee wun.
(Get it? a pinkee ty 4 my pinkee toe. Not so funnee ackshully.)
And I tink I b taking anudder one 2 tying on my crown. Sumtimes
it b slipping off. Tks.k.bai.
u juss halp yusselph, mai cween!!
*bowz deaplee*
wii haz plennee az eye hab teh supplyr in tywon.
**Hed desk
**TY suppliyr in TYwon.
U funnee gibbocat!!
*heddesk*
owchie.
**Must go make new avatar wif ty holding crown on.
**BRB
**or later — depends on how wonky wordpress is.
Oooooo. Lookie der. It changed already. It’s so tiny, tho.
hard to see the ty. maybe I try agen.
an hear eye wuz espektin sum punz ob ‘tywon on’ oar sum sush.
but eye am gratteefyd by teh rowzin korus awf bumpz
as teh *hedesks* reberbeyrayt arown teh thred.
happee 2 b ov serbiz.
mebbeh wii shud stawk teh tybooteek wif icepax???