WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN…
…CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
hooman at risk of getting clawed…
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And some scenes should remains unseen!!!!
Can someone get this Bozo a towel????
Congrachumatationz Daisy and Cookie’s Human on tie! Akshully looks like CH tied twice! You wantz drinkz or danz?
We shood danse! Danse lyke no one is watching!
Y? *iz* summbuddy watchin?
seamz dat noebuddee am wotchin teh stoar!!
teh tybooteek am oepn 4 bizniz gud peepz.
kum an du yor *grabby pawz* awn awl owah fien producks.
Hai, CH, wud u liek teh fansee prynt ty dekkyraytid wif appropreeayt borg tubin moteef?
An, Daisy. Wii haz sum curlee tyz speshully put asyde 4 U!
teh compleementry frij magnit, witch u kan progrem 2 sai nyze fingz eben awn teh bad haer daiz.
an ob corz a lawleepawp 4 eech ob ewez.
fank yew 4 patronizin owah stoar.
teh commintz sew faw haz been berree patronizin!
Teh store habz mennee awsum fingz.ai r soo bedazzleded bai teh goodeez ai am needin teh sunglasses.
Dis am mai fayverit shop.
Ai can haz loyaltee shopper rewardz plz?
I allways feeeeel like…sumbodees watchin meeeeee…an playin trix on me!
*dantsee hoofs!*
What’s that Frankee Valleey song, “My eyes beheld you, though I never laid a hand on you, my eyes beheld you…”
I b thinking it b cawlled “My Eyes Adored You”
In dis case, maybee we shood sing “My eyes abhorred yoo” insted.
*falls on floor laffin at Daisy and cweenmj!*
um…above and below comments, dat is….
/trots off
mebbeh him am lukkee dat it nawt ‘mai eyes dun klawd u!’
berree deelikut bitz x powzd!
mai eyes dun klawd u?????
*falls on floor, laffin*
But I don’t think this kitteh b adoring wif him eyez. I b thinking
hiz eyez wuz stunnned by wut they sawed.
I wuz thinking that the goofy hyumon wuz beholding the stunned kitteh, but had thankfully not yet touched him…..as I think stunned kitteh would SLASH BACK!!!!!
Avert yo eyez, kitteh! Big wheels small cannon…
Beam me up, Mr. Scott. NOW!!!!!!!
Cannon probably haz short fuse; frequently misfires.
We ARE talking abouts artillary, isn’t we????
Hey!. Izzint dis teh guy frum teh Nawty Barn? Wehre teh ironin?
yeah! wutz he doin out here? duzzn’t he have more irniin to do?
PANTS !!!
(Call da polees!)
Duz he has a ball gag in hims hand? RUN KITTEH!!!!
Oh, teh hyoomanitty!
Poor kitteh. Hims will nevar be teh saem.
mirror mirror on teh wall….
dis weirdpress be WEIRD!! Time on mai “mirror mirror” sais 1:01, but CH and Daisy were alreddy there wen ai poasted! I saw dem bein ahead!
yoo must habbeen fastr den kitteh nommin cheezbrgr
I had a weird “time slip” at noon: went to ICHC at normal “new pikshur” time, and no new pikshur, a couple minutes, later, still no new pikshur, and a couple minutes late, no pikshur…then at like 8 minutes after, the new pikshur appeared, with several comments being posted several minutes earlier!
I think the ICHC needs to withold cheezeburgers from their enjineers til da problem be fixed.
***dropz out of LOLspeak*** CH, on your browser menu, select ‘Tools; Internet Options; Browsing History Settings’; select ‘Every visit’ and save.
***returnip to LOLspeak…
I just looked – I don’t haz dat option; just # of dais to keep history. But tanks for suggestin’.
Coed Nekkid… Oh heck, I dunno. Is disterbin, anywais…
mai eyez! dey burrrrn!
Hooman: We never cuddlez anymoar!
Kitteh: I has headache.
It shrinks?
-Like a frightened turtle!
Juss got outta a cold shower?
Dammit…now I is thinkin ub George in Seinfeld……
Mind’s eye bleach, pleeze!!!
Gaaack!! Shrinkage…:oops: I thot ov it too…I wil nebber B teh saim now, doh..
Simon Cathowl thimks Ryan See(itawl)crest needs bedder pants.
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or any pants.
I… oop… Think I’s gonna hurl…
Run awaeez, run awaeez!!!
Fur teh lub ov Ceiling Cat…putz sum clothes on!
Iz teh hangee downee part a toy?
*snerkX457bazillion*
Lesse… Pointy Ends… Hangy Downy Bits…
*OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*
*LOL*
Oh, it habs a squeeker in it!
Only ifs yoo sckweeses it
Puncture wounds doan maek teh squeeker work?
I axshully knowded a guy hoos hangee-downer wuz uzed by kitteh as
cat-toy. Him sed was berry berry painful!! But alluv us at werk laffed wen he tolding us about it.
Aiz laffin so hard ats teh comments abov that aiz chokin n cofing n teh teers runnin down mai fase
nooooo. see ↓
this line of conversation brings back a painfully funny memory of being “assaulted” in just such a fashion by a former G/F’s kitteh. simply put:
2 sleeping undressed hoomins + 1 curious kitteh with a hair-trigger pounce=
O W W W W W C H !!1!11!
*tee-hee* Two storeez, saym B/F inbolbed:
Sawree if TMI, just had to shayr.
Wun – B/F walkin nekkid arownd room, dangly bitz . . . danglin. Kitteh puts nose owt to snif teh dangly bitz – an BOFF of tehm gitz SHOKKED by statik elektrissity. ZaP!
Two – B/F on top, doin teh dirtee deed. I luks up to see orinj fuzzeh faec lukkin down at meh. Kyurious kitteh haz jumped on tawp uv B/F to see whutz gowin awn! We laffed an laffed!
*snikr* Sawree if too adult for ICHC, but phunneh memriez, I haz dem! No dangly bitz wuz harmed in teh maykin uv these troo storeez!
Teh pen is NOT mytier dan teh sord.
U calls dat a sord?
Luks liek a fumb tac.
Thot it was a fownten pen.
Didn’t luk dat beeg frum heer.
There once was a man from Berlin
Whose ? was the size of a pin
said his girl with a laugh
as she fondled his ?
‘well this wont be much of a sin’”
hee hee!
(?s are provided to eliminate teh XXX factor.)
8-0
I wuz talkin bowt his….*wisspurrs*…hand…
Yu noe, handholdin be teh nawtee in sum places….
Riiiiiight…
I see y u nawt hab a girlfren.
Wen Iz dweeming, tehy fink Iz chasing a mowsie.
I reely juss running awai frum wat I just seed.
Dammit, Romeow, wen u get started.
U jest crack me up!!
It gets funnier and funnier!
srsly…u shud get paid fur dis.
(Hey…I saw at teh bookstore, dere’s a book called “Stuff On My Cat” frum dat website!!!! Reelee makes u think, dussunt it?????????????)
i donut think kittehs care if peeps b nood.
i wunder about teh hoomin fotog..fotograf..camera-peep tho-was der a hidden agenda?
ai fink teh camera-peep skared teh kitteh on porpoise, an teh nekkid hooman iz nawt intenshunal.
Oh, noes. U fink dat look uff horrur isunt REELEE bowt nooditee? Dat wee has been TRICKED? LIED too?
/runs off snickurin too self
Iffs Ceiling Cat wanted u to walk around liek dat,
u wudda had fur. Awl ober.
Da sad ting iz i dint see anyting theres!! >.<
Smoove in frunt – liek a Ken doll?
Or GI Joe…
yous meens tey’s braneless?
well u noe were dey sai teh manz bayn am mowzt ob teh tiem!!
stuporman am symeelurly ill ekwipt!
um. dat MITE not bee such a sad ting.
/snert
Ai’m sory but dis luks laik sekshuly abyoosed kitteh. Nawt fer genral audientses. Jes sayin.
I noes! Hundreds of thousands of young, desperate kittehs are traffikked each year, lured oversees with the promise of cheezburgers to be enslaved once they arrive.
Inginius catfacexpreshun! Da kitteh rly ment it!
GSOML TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funneh expeshuli da wunz abaot cannon
A cats reaction to 2 girls 1 cup
… cannot be unseen.
… but can be obseen!
I wonder if they are still innocent or if they have been exposed to know it’s ‘naughty’? I have two pugs and when I’m nude they look at me like “where’d your fur go Mom??”
Kitteh muss cawnfess
wutz himz seend 2 Ceeleeng Cat.
Prayz 4 furrgibbnezz
Nekkid Beeg Gie’z bad
4 Kitteh’s syke~ee. Trawwma
coodz setz in kwiklee
Mebbee Kitteh coodz
gibz up Cheezburgrz 4 Lent?
Doan’t feenk dat willz help
Jack.
Kitteh’s not teh sinner heer,
He has nuthin 4 confessin!
Teh dood gavup teh cloze 4 Lent,
He’s teh 1 needs blessin!
issa spaghetti? oh noes, too short for spaghetti
http://awaitingtenure.wordpress.com
snurt!!
(Hey, eyeing…ur url shows up at ur name above…doan hab too type it agin!)
kafleen,
… but wot rimes wiv laugh?
umm…does peepuls dat are on teh staff.
Yeah, dem.
Izzn staff a kyna bactereah? Tehmz reelly smawll!
cat baff
riff raff
(like teh moasest funn peepul dat ur gramma dun wun u hangin owt wiff)
Half staff!! * Snerk*
get sum fur awn, hyooman!
You’ve watched it…you can’t unwatch it!
Stay tuned for more…I…Can…Has…Cheezburger!
Kitteh needs minut afta pill.
I think kitteh is moer alarumed by teh dreded HAIRZ DRYER than by the sight of teh nuudley appendage.
I heer a frog owtside!
mah ADD..let me show u it.
sigh. hee taunted mee a secund time, den ran off.
nebbur gotted too find him.
dat looks liek mah frend curt from noo york lol
Somehow I figured this was an appropriate related link:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/12/pants-plz/
thiss cats expreshun scarez me big tayhm!! 8|
YAY!!
Thass my luvly huzby and luvlier kitteh! I bettah no show his this :-/
So whats he holding – is it ballgag?
this is the funnyest thing ive seen in years me and my m8 laughed so hard we fell down the stairs!!!my tummy hurts from laughing!!:):):)
Dis my favrite
My friend spammed my email with mr hands and 2girlsonecup, and I replied with this picture. XD
I can’t stop laughing at this one! Total classic!
Hey this looks like the cat that is in the video clip where it turns it head and looks reallllllly scared and it’s hilarious.
Does anyone know a link to that short clip? i’d appreciate it.
Easy with the leet words guys, reading the comments is a pain.