time travel cat…
…almost cause paradox.
kitteh mabee never saw back 2 teh future.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: DuqNcover
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Deja Mew
HOOrah for the 2nd<Rodney (that’s Rodney less than second)
What danz wood you lahk??
HOORAY!! hOOOOORAY!! hooooo RAY!!!!!
er…Rodney GREATER than second…err….
*sigh*
My math skillz.
I don’t haz dem.
nevermind. let’s danz anywais!
Rite in “C” dehn
Rodney .gt. Sekond
oar wud that be
Rodney .gt. !Sekond
or maybe
Rodney .gt. nawtSekond
danzes wiv teh doktorr in seezon 1?
must be the two-step for this picture
HO-KAY!
Evereebodee danz!
*step one*
*step two*
Wow. Dat shortezt danz evar!
Woah! I’ve dun dis dance befoar
Concats on nawt sekkund rd.
Whut danse joo lyke?
An nawt to bee furgettin to swing by teh Ty stor fur joor complimenteree gifht ob yoor choyse.
Ai unnerstandz der be sum awzum Tys,shinnee fingz an menny udder wundruss objeks fur joor delektayshun.
sloww typin an pyooter.Sawree!!
am it teh ty?
eye fort rodders wuz awl aloan.???
Oar yu juss gibbin away teh stuff fur teh fakt ob him been sew dam smrt!?
*wispurrs*
‘yew kan gib him wunna teh kitteh-fayz lolleez. eye pikt up xtra at teh stoar!!’
Ai pologize humbly to joo faw gibbin awai teh Ty Shop stok.
Pleeze axcept sum gudz to furnish teh shop
Stardust
String
Bobblehed happy catz
Martoonie-flaggunz ob
an sum ob dem bumper stikkerz foar ICHC.
*grovellin onna floor ringin pawz wib angwish.*
Oh - Tidmum. There yoo ar - still awn teh floar ringin yur paws. Heer - let mee halp yoo up - an oh, what nice thingz yoo hav browt. I’m shur gibbocat did nawt know yoo were heer - he wud NEBBER hav let yoo languish liek this.
Tehre - heer iz a nice sawft chayr, n a sawft blankie - hawt choklit, purrhaps?? Ai will taek these ober to teh shop. Ai’m shur he will be tikkled pink to see tehm.
pynk tikkuld we r!!
)
skewz me u muzt, u myte, u mai.
ey awnlee teezd u, sweedee, tidmum, az eye approov hole hartidlee ob gibbin stuffz awai. ( ‘tiz mai fashun
an moest deelietphul fingz u hav brawt, 2!!
eye wuz wunnerin wear 2 gett teh bobbul-hiddid catz!!1 ??
eye weel poot dem een teh winnoe deezplai 4 awl 2 C!
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u hab mai tanx, mai hawt wortah sillinduz an mai pype lagginz ( 4 eet b cowld owt dare ).
uppsala, offa yor neez - an gimmee teh bigsum huggee!! {{{{ tidmumz }}}}
Fankyew fankyew fur yaw forgibness gibbocat!!
Ai r glad teh replaycement goodeez beez approoved.
Teh bobble hedded catz luk gud in teh window display.Mannee peepz will be drawn in to dis Alladdinz cave to browze ob marvelluss an eggzotic delites within.
Yaw hawt wortah plumminz be sendin warmf rown my hart.Fankyew.
{{{{{{gibbocat}}}}}}
Fank yew soo much Janetobawsumlotobkittez,
dis sawft chayr an blankee be soo comftybubble.
Hawt chokklit beez moast welcum.
Ai wuz startin to get teh akes in mai gilt ridden boddee!
Joo am berry kynd to tayke teh goodeez to teh shop.
itz 3.34 inna mornin.
My insomneeya-Let me show yew it.
concashumalayanchumz!!1
a wonnerphul commint!!
teh ace nawt secund.
eye wud joyn teh danzin - but iz sush a nyze dai taht teh gawlf corz am cawlin 2 lowd 2 rezizt!!
eye weel skyp 2 teh tee an git yu a burdee ( eye hoep! )
“memo to self: d4mn my 4ss got big - got to hit the gym monday… “
stend! habn’t scene yr name in a whyle! gud tu see it, and grate use of teh 4. yu maded me laff!
Yay, Rodney!!
Wish I cud time travel too tonite…or back an howr…I gots too go too work NOW.
*grumbuls off agin*
Well, well. Heer I am back. Am POST too bee wurking.
Had teh moarning ub PLEH. Involved a flat tire, and mee leeving my card at home, and uddur PLEH.
So now, I will dants fur u, Rodney. Purhapps too Time Is On My Side.
Sad to heer yr trubble kafleen! heer is sum hawt choklit, fresh frum the CCC, sew yu no its gud!
awww…tanks, LyP!!!
“I’m so mad, I’m beside myself.”
ib past kitteh seez prezunt kitteh, wil bof kittehz demat…deemuh…b comz lil kitteh particulz?
Ai senz a disupshun in teh space taime catinyooum.
tuxedo kitteh sez:
‘but taht desyn b noe bedduh dan teh wum eyem warin!’
kee see paraducks!
*quack*
*runs off in a fit of gigglz*
heheeheheee….
shudden taht b ‘kwak kwak’ 2 compleet teh paradux??
Pwobabwee. But dis kitteh can’t spell eddur. Not ebben in LOL!
tats not a paradux, itsa paracatz
moooooooooooooan groooooooooooooooan
(gud 1)
Miss foots, that wud make Groucho proud!
lux liek teh parakatz ham landid!!
doan luk beehynd u, u destroi yoon-ee-verze!
Severian-Cat initiates future lolcat
Wat arr paradocks? Can eet? Arr tastee?
espeshully gud on pie
eye kan wrek o’mend teh plum sawz!!
da sawz alwees cut mai toung when ai try to eet dem…
stawt urselph awff ee zz wiff teh liet-bulbz an teh rayzur blaydz, mebbeh..?
Mee likes pie.
it has a flavur?
taste liek da chickuns
paradox iz
“quack…” “…quack”
Mai dad alwuz called mah doc martens a paradox…
OOOOOoooofff!!
An’ uh wun…an’ uh tew….
OT - I jus red that teh erth quake hit our Bri-ish frens in Ingerlund this todae….cud yew fokks pleez lettus kno yer hokay?
herd eet awn teh nooz in teh caw wyol goon shawpin - nuffink sryus az fur az eye noe.
juss doin teh elvis impoisunashun -
sum fowkz gort ‘awl shuk up’!!
yes, we didz has earthquacks last nitez… but I believes all hoomans and kittehs safez and soundz, no reported fata … urm fatall … no reported deffs.
thank ju v mush for asking :o)
Heinlein would love it!
hii wuz teh ultymaet ‘catman’!!
mebbeh wun a deze wuz teh cat hoo wawlkz tru wawlz..?
He has a very fast timetravelmachine!
Reemines me of teh 6-wurd storee (I furget author but tehy r famus fur udder books):
Loop! Help! I’m stuck in a time
Kwik!
Jump in teh DeLorean!
teh cloeneeng masheen has bin sukk….sucks….has werked prettie guud!! nao i shalle bginn mai plan 4 whirled domminashun!!!
Jumper Cat
Snoozer Moobee!
O jeez, hoo tol Rachel Bilson she cood act? Holee Cao! She mayd Anakin look positiblee Fairbanks in comparisun!!!
Good ting hubbee haz da book, it mite akshoolee be a good storee!!!
you neek cat
not so yooneek, akshually
Wants to be different… just like everyone else.
Now. You’re looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
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