time travel cat…
…almost cause paradox.
kitteh mabee never saw back 2 teh future.
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HOOrah for the 2nd<Rodney (that’s Rodney less than second)
What danz wood you lahk??
HOORAY!! hOOOOORAY!! hooooo RAY!!!!!
er…Rodney GREATER than second…err….
*sigh*
My math skillz.
I don’t haz dem.
nevermind. let’s danz anywais!
Rite in “C” dehn
Rodney .gt. Sekond
oar wud that be
Rodney .gt. !Sekond
or maybe
Rodney .gt. nawtSekond
danzes wiv teh doktorr in seezon 1?
must be the two-step for this picture
HO-KAY!
Evereebodee danz!
*step one*
*step two*
Wow. Dat shortezt danz evar!
Woah! I’ve dun dis dance befoar
Concats on nawt sekkund rd.
Whut danse joo lyke?
An nawt to bee furgettin to swing by teh Ty stor fur joor complimenteree gifht ob yoor choyse.
Ai unnerstandz der be sum awzum Tys,shinnee fingz an menny udder wundruss objeks fur joor delektayshun.
sloww typin an pyooter.Sawree!!
am it teh ty?
eye fort rodders wuz awl aloan.???
Oar yu juss gibbin away teh stuff fur teh fakt ob him been sew dam smrt!?
*wispurrs*
‘yew kan gib him wunna teh kitteh-fayz lolleez. eye pikt up xtra at teh stoar!!’
Ai pologize humbly to joo faw gibbin awai teh Ty Shop stok.
Pleeze axcept sum gudz to furnish teh shop
Stardust
String
Bobblehed happy catz
Martoonie-flaggunz ob
an sum ob dem bumper stikkerz foar ICHC.
*grovellin onna floor ringin pawz wib angwish.*
Oh – Tidmum. There yoo ar – still awn teh floar ringin yur paws. Heer – let mee halp yoo up – an oh, what nice thingz yoo hav browt. I’m shur gibbocat did nawt know yoo were heer – he wud NEBBER hav let yoo languish liek this.
Tehre – heer iz a nice sawft chayr, n a sawft blankie – hawt choklit, purrhaps?? Ai will taek these ober to teh shop. Ai’m shur he will be tikkled pink to see tehm.
pynk tikkuld we r!!
)
skewz me u muzt, u myte, u mai.
ey awnlee teezd u, sweedee, tidmum, az eye approov hole hartidlee ob gibbin stuffz awai. ( ‘tiz mai fashun
an moest deelietphul fingz u hav brawt, 2!!
eye wuz wunnerin wear 2 gett teh bobbul-hiddid catz!!1 ??
eye weel poot dem een teh winnoe deezplai 4 awl 2 C!
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u hab mai tanx, mai hawt wortah sillinduz an mai pype lagginz ( 4 eet b cowld owt dare ).
uppsala, offa yor neez – an gimmee teh bigsum huggee!! {{{{ tidmumz }}}}
Fankyew fankyew fur yaw forgibness gibbocat!!
Ai r glad teh replaycement goodeez beez approoved.
Teh bobble hedded catz luk gud in teh window display.Mannee peepz will be drawn in to dis Alladdinz cave to browze ob marvelluss an eggzotic delites within.
Yaw hawt wortah plumminz be sendin warmf rown my hart.Fankyew.
{{{{{{gibbocat}}}}}}
Fank yew soo much Janetobawsumlotobkittez,
dis sawft chayr an blankee be soo comftybubble.
Hawt chokklit beez moast welcum.
Ai wuz startin to get teh akes in mai gilt ridden boddee!
Joo am berry kynd to tayke teh goodeez to teh shop.
itz 3.34 inna mornin.
My insomneeya-Let me show yew it.
concashumalayanchumz!!1
a wonnerphul commint!!
teh ace nawt secund.
eye wud joyn teh danzin – but iz sush a nyze dai taht teh gawlf corz am cawlin 2 lowd 2 rezizt!!
eye weel skyp 2 teh tee an git yu a burdee ( eye hoep! )
“memo to self: d4mn my 4ss got big – got to hit the gym monday… “
stend! habn’t scene yr name in a whyle! gud tu see it, and grate use of teh 4. yu maded me laff!
Yay, Rodney!!
Wish I cud time travel too tonite…or back an howr…I gots too go too work NOW.
*grumbuls off agin*
Well, well. Heer I am back. Am POST too bee wurking.
Had teh moarning ub PLEH. Involved a flat tire, and mee leeving my card at home, and uddur PLEH.
So now, I will dants fur u, Rodney. Purhapps too Time Is On My Side.
Sad to heer yr trubble kafleen! heer is sum hawt choklit, fresh frum the CCC, sew yu no its gud!
awww…tanks, LyP!!!
“I’m so mad, I’m beside myself.”
ib past kitteh seez prezunt kitteh, wil bof kittehz demat…deemuh…b comz lil kitteh particulz?
Ai senz a disupshun in teh space taime catinyooum.
tuxedo kitteh sez:
‘but taht desyn b noe bedduh dan teh wum eyem warin!’
kee see paraducks!
*quack*
*runs off in a fit of gigglz*
heheeheheee….
shudden taht b ‘kwak kwak’ 2 compleet teh paradux??
Pwobabwee. But dis kitteh can’t spell eddur. Not ebben in LOL!
tats not a paradux, itsa paracatz
moooooooooooooan groooooooooooooooan
(gud 1)
Miss foots, that wud make Groucho proud!
lux liek teh parakatz ham landid!!
doan luk beehynd u, u destroi yoon-ee-verze!
Severian-Cat initiates future lolcat
Wat arr paradocks? Can eet? Arr tastee?
espeshully gud on pie
eye kan wrek o’mend teh plum sawz!!
da sawz alwees cut mai toung when ai try to eet dem…
stawt urselph awff ee zz wiff teh liet-bulbz an teh rayzur blaydz, mebbeh..?
Mee likes pie.
it has a flavur?
taste liek da chickuns
paradox iz
“quack…” “…quack”
Mai dad alwuz called mah doc martens a paradox…
OOOOOoooofff!!
An’ uh wun…an’ uh tew….
OT – I jus red that teh erth quake hit our Bri-ish frens in Ingerlund this todae….cud yew fokks pleez lettus kno yer hokay?
herd eet awn teh nooz in teh caw wyol goon shawpin – nuffink sryus az fur az eye noe.
juss doin teh elvis impoisunashun –
sum fowkz gort ‘awl shuk up’!!
yes, we didz has earthquacks last nitez… but I believes all hoomans and kittehs safez and soundz, no reported fata … urm fatall … no reported deffs.
thank ju v mush for asking
)
Heinlein would love it!
hii wuz teh ultymaet ‘catman’!!
mebbeh wun a deze wuz teh cat hoo wawlkz tru wawlz..?
He has a very fast timetravelmachine!
Reemines me of teh 6-wurd storee (I furget author but tehy r famus fur udder books):
Loop! Help! I’m stuck in a time
Kwik!
Jump in teh DeLorean!
teh cloeneeng masheen has bin sukk….sucks….has werked prettie guud!! nao i shalle bginn mai plan 4 whirled domminashun!!!
Jumper Cat
Snoozer Moobee!
O jeez, hoo tol Rachel Bilson she cood act? Holee Cao! She mayd Anakin look positiblee Fairbanks in comparisun!!!
Good ting hubbee haz da book, it mite akshoolee be a good storee!!!
you neek cat
not so yooneek, akshually
Wants to be different… just like everyone else.
Now. You’re looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We’re at now, now.
Go back to then!
When?
Now.
Now?
Now!
I can’t.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
Spaysbalz FTW!
Frankly I hate the new mandatory school uniforms
Is a glitch in teh Maytrix?
De nebber shudda gibben Her-my-oh-nee dat tyme turner!
K1: Duz yoo evver haz teh feeling that yoo is just watchin yor lief frum teh sideliens?
An dat lief is just passin yoo by?
K2: Hmmmph. I needz a cheezburger befoar I ponderz this kweschun. Kthxbai!
Wut doez you cawl 2 doktors on opposit pointz uf a benzene ring?
(hint: needz organic chemistry)
wuts de answer???
Paradocs? Or Paramedics, mebee?
you winz lotz and lotz of cheezburgerz fur gettin this one ryte. (yay organic chemistry…ortho, para, meta)
Yu can do “Orthodox” too but iss not as phunnee.
Iz paradocs! you r ryte maus! yay!
I haz dun sum orgo, but I cannot see why tehy has to be on a benzene ring.
Has to do wif “para” liek “paraffin wax” or sumsing?
Wut iz dis??? PhD
PhD
PhD
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PhD
PhD
PhD
-0-
Bedder.. Naow, wut iz dis??
Messed up teh las 1!!!
urgggg. maek brane hirt. hint?
Wut chew cawl PhD???
sry. cant get dat owd joak about
Wats a B. S? bull stuff
Wats a M S (moar ob teh saem)
Wats a PhD (moar ob teh saem BS but Piled Higher adn Deeper.
Ai luv yoo! 3>
*bis* *bis* ayre kiss to you!
Dunno. But
–0–
BS
MS
PhD
is 3 degrees belo zero
Yaaay! Yup.. Degreez iz degreez.. Above oar belo zero.
Iz stil cold.
HEDDDESK! !!! ow chi iiii wa wa!!!!
3 duh grees above zero… argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
box kitteh == Schroedinger’s kitteh
time travel kitteh == Einstein’s kitteh
I iz in Ur Uniberse
messing up Ur fizzicks
Tugedder, da kittehs be wurkin on string theoree!
Or playin wit da string, Schrodinger an Eienstein wuzn’t qwite shure.
“Qwick Misser Sulu, plz tu be plotin a corse whipin uz round teh sun.”
“Eye canna promise dis Cling-on ship will hold tugedder Capin.”
“Misser Spock plz tu be makin yr bess guezz?”
Gessing iz illojikal Kaptin.
but Meester Spock, Cap’n trustez ur guessez mor dan most peepls fax.
*sigh* Iz so cleer to mee wai ai lubs yoo guise so much.
Oh noez, nao we haz Reepurz!
This is so awesome – LOL!
Forget Back to the Future… this makes me think of Summer Time Machine Blues!
Schrodinger’s Kitteh? Beware of Stephen Hawking, Schrodinger Kitteh! He has a revolver and is looking for you!
kittehs exist sigh mull taney us ly in menny dimenshuns
no need to fear pair o’ ducks
troo, troo…
an can seez all dose dimenshuns – dat’s why dey lookin’ at tings dat are not dere…
or aer dey?
FISSION MAILED
Iz him da dokter?
Temz hillz iz alivez wit teh zoundz of teh muziks…Justn waten meez turnz ta jumps in
Madalin Lengul kitteh finds rinkle in tym wif tessaract
Lurved her novels. Espeshelly “Ring of Light”.
Tihs is not a paradox,
is a pair of cats.
DOCTOR WHO KAT KNOWS ROSE WILL MES DIS UP.
This kitteh is so cutes, I just want to snorgle him so hardcores, and his brovers too!
iz probly kwantum…
Tehre is alwayz bloody quantum, as Terry Pratchett sayz via Lu Tze.
“People have been messing around with time ever since they were people. Wasting it, killing it, sparing it, making it up. And they do it. People’s heads were made to play with time.”
From Pratchett’s Thief of Time. More quotes are here:
http://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/news/pearls.html
Yay – thankz D Marie. I am so mbarrased to admit that a haz nawt red this/ese. Soon will hie maiself off to teh liberree to corekt this giant hole in mai nolej.
I tink dat kitteh in da bak haz a gotee….
Izzit ebil yoonibers kitteh? EEK! *hides behin da cowch*
…parrot docks, u seh? WHERE???
Dokkturr Hoo Kitteh
stepz from bloo Bukkitt Tarrdiss
andz sayvz t3h Hewminz
Bloo Bukkitt Tardiss
iz beegurr awn t3h insyde
tahn awn t3h Owtsyde
Lolrus duzzn’t knoez
dis. Stll wantz bloo Bukkitt, butz
no canz carreez it
Paradawksez in
tyme andz spayss arz cawmunnplayss.
Dat’z wut ‘Toarchwood”z 4
Jack.
Jack- yoo r a marvul. Srsly. *big grin*
Ther iz no wun elz liek Jack upawn the fayce of teh urth.
I R GARGOIL CAT.
UTHER GARGOIL CAT LAET 4 WURK. HEER HEE COMES NAO.
Hello, mah naym iz Hiro Nakumura. ai telyporteded frum teh fyootuer tew warn yu…Tazeko Kensi iz veri bad guy!
Nuu! Spoilers! I no has seen teh naut secund season!
WTF – how the hell did you get that cat in the past to be in the future?
Dis Lolcat reeminds mi of teh epizode of Doctor Whoo wer dey goes bak to see deh girl’s daddy, who die-ed~sniff~ an she saves him.
NOOO, KITTEH! DOAN’T touchie urself!! U cause apocilips!
lolz