wood ju likes
to buyz sum sqirl scout cookyz??
perhaps u can gives it to dis kitteh an sayz sry.
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yes, thin mintz, pls
maybee sum pecahn sandees, too. o wayt!?
wai do all teh ones wif nutz in dem hab lil chew marx?!!
Sorry, berried all teh pecahn onez and fergot where dey are.
…so nao i’ll go eet the sunflowr seadz you so jenna rous lee probides in dat handee liddul contayner danglin on the twee.
well den, i donotwant n e cookyz. wate, u sez u haz ‘’sin mintz”?
Congratumalatations, Mary, House of Spock! Yor inner b0rg again haz triumphed (unfortunatament, mai priest called twenty minutes B4 noon, talked til now - going through long, long list of my sins (*blushes, yet with a smile on mai face*) - so I got late to this loverly pikshur combining two of mai favorite things: orange kittehs and squirrels. I thinks the two may have been lovers in a previous life, and are shocked and distressed at how they’ve come together again in dis life.
re:long list of sins
good thing there’s amazing grace, eh?
Amazing grace, how sweet it B!
(by the ways, I didn’t bother mentshunning 2 mai priest that incident at the JCH4K parade where me and Kirk wuz under the pile of tribbles on Tribble’s float…its enuff x-plaining to mai priest mai needs to do brane surgeries, and the assimilatshun thing….but really, that new eyepiece the priest has sprouted shuld come in handy…..)
Iffen de preest axs, is jus a mannyfestasion ob de tird eye, AJNA. Opunning da Ajna meens him is being coming a moor purrfect hooman. An iz all tru!
curful ’bout teh priestz wid teh i-thing… teh borg-crittr we haz here iz a goat!
I likez deh crossed luvrs, 2. teh brave little squirl luvz teh orange kitteh. I hopez the ketteh don eat him lik teh prayin’ mantis luvr women-bugz… dat would be a shame.
I iz afrayd the though might have crossed kitteh’s mind…..
Ohai, Mary O’! Yoo haz dunnit agin–manee felisit.. falici.. Ratz!!!
Oh, happi day! :LOL:
Speeking ob amazing grace…
Mai unkel didn had gawn to church 4 lawg tyme. Wen him wint 2 cormfeshun, teh preest yells owt, “mountins ob sinz, mowntins ob sinz!” Mai poor unkel slynkted owt ob teh cormfeshunal an nebber camed bak for 15 yeers!!!
Moral ob teh storee??? Let SUM ob yore sinz be cubbered by… for theze an awl the sinz ob mai past lyfe…
uhmayzing grace don’t meen yu get tew doo wutevr yu wunt, tho…wen yu lern teh reesun foar teh uhmazing grace in teh furst plase!
grace is free to us. but it aint cheep.
bot wif a price…
teh hyest prise dat kant b payd…
ai tink ahm gonna cri! :’(
doing research on choclit is not a sin C’S Human, in fact
you are doing ceiling cat’s work..
YES! Praise be to Ceiling Cat! Let me go do some more research!!!!!!! MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm!
(of course, I mights have one ot two other small infrakshuns on my lists o’ sins….)
Lik watts? Detayles at eleben?
I iz afrayd it might need a two-hour speshul!
wuld it bee an “Afferskool Speshul”?
Harumph. I gotted Wierd-pressed agin. Mebbee dis is a sine taht Ai shuld be tinking ov werk, not kittehs?
Dis comment wuz sposed to go unner Cookie’s Human comment abowt her list-o-sinz: “I iz afrayd it might need a two-hour speshul!”
oopsie. Wierd-prez werked it owt.
My impatinz, let me show u it.
DEFINITELY NOT Afterskool!!!!!!
don be messing with cookie’s human she be borg queen
wid extrah oridinary capabilities
brain surgeon, choclit researcher I am sure I ar forgetting something
can Uz help meh Maywee O
u poosh teh gurl 2 faw she b runnin ta hyd inna clozit -
mebbeh teh wortuh clozit?
Yu thinkin it got so bad ceiling cat called yor preest an he calld yu wen he hadz teh big blok uv tyme?
Oh - Ch! *gulp* Taht is so sad. Cud be troo.
r they made with real sqirl scoutz?
U gota thin mintz?
I freez teh tin mints, yummmmmmmm.
An teh pnut budder an teh trefoil shortbreads tat u can dunk in coco an skoops up teh melting marsha mellows
Or how bout a shrubberie?
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
jak bennee?
Mais oui, madam…
ooo. lubs it wen yoo speeks ze fronch.
nawt dat i unnerstand it.
onst sumwon sed, “mais oui” and i just fot dey was sayin my naem wif a slite speech impedidididment.
(fanks- i thot it looked stoopy after i poasted it & wuz wishing i cud
unsend it)
lol - iz yer nayme in lolspeek!
You realize what you have just done to yourself, MayWee?
uh ohes…
*ponders* mebee bettah spain it to me…
cud b u maywee ursef laffin 2 mush?
hmmmmm. ware’s dat “unsend” button…
Dont wuwee maywee. We duznt tells aneebudy.
*snicker*
*snork*
Weely!
Maywee hadda litle lauf.
*hee, hee, hee. hee. heee….*
awl teh wee hoem!!!
oh noes, yu mad mii sprai ma koffee.! All ober da kettah wot sitz ona mai ‘puter. Tank CC fur ketteh screen-savior.
For it is Maywee, Maywee
Plain as any name can be
But with propriety, society will say Mais Oui
*snerk*
*giggle*
*runs back to The Maus Hole*
oy
nao i knows on whoom i can Depends foar pottee
hoomer-justin case tehre be a shawtage in the lokal second grade boi paw pew la shun.
*ahem* just to let you know, i purr fur my otter niknaem:
sweet pea.
BWAHAHAHAHaahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh Maywee - between yoo an Tidmum - ai am ai am . . .oh what am ai - feline quite merrie??? O darn, that’s reelee lame.
Ai must tell yoo, Maywee *giggl* - ai offen wish tehre were an
“unsend” key. rite after ai hav sent sumthing, ai offen think OMG, what hav ai dun!!!
an - ai VERREE offen, as yoo just did, say sumthing - well, let’s just say ai getz teased alot. But - it’z usuallee awl in gud fun, so ai dont reelee mind.
Oh mai gudness Maywee, I didint no you had an otter…
maaaaaaaaaaaaweeeeeeeee o’
…poppins
touche!!1
Is it a Gomez-like thing?
Tish, you spoke French!
*armkissarmkissarmkissarmkissarmkissarmkiss*
wachout…
anudder wun bytez teh dust!!
Well - ai guess ai getz to keep teh hankee. . .
Yes: CH needs it to get teh slobber off. CH, yoo haz a flavur!
*yum*
Maus - a liddle OT - but yoo MUST go bak to teh preveeus pikshur - verree neer teh bottom - Tidmum haz told teh funniest storee EBER!!
EBREEBUDDEE shud goe!!