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furst!
an intuitive grasp ob teh obvious…
…you has it.
an dat’s abowt itt.
kwezchun:
am wii surpowzd 2 mek awa oan sownd effex 4 dis thred?
alreddy did. fanks…
werz teh ‘nosepeg’ moticon?
Ah.
Dis kind ub comment, I lubs it. It not bee insulting or rude. It akshullee is a compliment! Yet…….is soooooo appropriate!
good job, Mary!
o hai snortscoak, juss az a mannur ob mannurz, we do nawt sez teh f-wurd in polyte conversashunz hear. juss liek we do nawt sez teh f-wurd in polyte conversashunz irl.
*sigh* trtskh - ai feer yur wize werds ar fawlin awn def eears. In cayses liek thiz, they usuallee jump in, showt “furst” an nebber com bak agian.
yes, JCH4K….we can only hope!!
oh hai COL!!!!!!! lawng tyme no c
how r u?
i thot teh f-wurd was FART!!!
FART FART FART FART FART FART!!!!
heh heh… mah preskool techur wud be upset. dis piktur aint hur hyoomur.
whut abowt teh “u” werd? UNNERWARE!
*laffs at boff uff yall*
heee…dis makes me fink of teh “Ramona” books ai red wen ai wuz a kittn: ”
guts! Guts! GUTS GUTS GUTS!”
OMG!!
I loved dat!
Beverly Cleary was teh best, wussunt she?
Dere was Otis Spofford, an Ramona teh Pest, and SOCKS, and who wus
dat shaggy doggy on teh buss? Henry? Oh, she wus a wunnurfull author!
Low brgrz; let uz sho dehm 2 U.
…….an we allllll….FART IN UR GENERUL DIREKSHONE!!
/runs like hell, laffing
snortscoke knows bettur, I think…this little stinkur has been on heer
beefor, pulling owr leggs and egging us on…
I would have dearly loved to have seen Stend get nawt secund on dis.
*sigh*
I chuckle, chuckle. Snortscoke iz lyk teh liddle kitteh who iz doin sumpim nautee.
You shud corekt dem, but yu sees teh hyumor tu….
It be looooong tyme sins n e wun use teh F-werd.
Yah, Stend is teh King/Queen? ub teh Spicy Wuns!
KAFLEEN! lawn thyme nosey! good t’see ya.
low burger troll (pawssblee naymed snortscoke) iz arownd tuday. wii must fyte!
Naw……I dowt iff is snortscoke. I suspect snortscoke has nawtee sense ub
humur butt at leest has a life and not boddurs to eet up peepuls hard-urned
burgurs!
I noes wun troll is teh sillee wun dat not like it wen wee dantses, caws dey
admitted it. Doan noe abowt teh uddurs. All I tink is, hoo is so pettee dat
dey gib low votes too nice peepul?
I understand wen sumwun is reelee rude or insulting or meen and dey get
a low vote. Butt DAMM….wutt kinda looser boddurs to gib a low vote too
sumwun nice? Caws dey has a bitchee irk?
*sigh*
/ambulls awai
tanks.
*snikr*
Yu sew smarty-pants!
Like teh Lolcat Bible sez: If ne1 desires 2 b not-sekund, he shall be last of awl.
anagram of ‘raft’?
The monks of the olden days classed it an art -
the penchant that some had for tuning a fart.
I personally wouldn’t know quite where to start
do you use just your thumbs or your fingers?
.
to discover the mystery or find out some part -
was it muscle controlling or some herbal tart?
I hid in a parsnip sack under the cart
where the odour of oxen dung lingers
.
I lay in that stink til my eyes had to smart
but on hearing a tune prized my eyelids apart
and there stood the bare-cheeked monks giving it heart
to accompany the madrigal singers.
.
.
I never did uncover the secret.
And to this day I still whiff faintly of the ox!
But not all tales have a happy ending,
or such a smelly one!
awl i noes iz teh wun abowt teh myoosical froot…
wud taht b teh wun froot that mex peepul poot?
sry - hadda werk -
beens beens
teh myoosical froot
teh moar yu eat teh moar yu toot
teh moar yu toot teh bedder yu feel
so eet *froot* at evry meel!
ai nose anudder wun
beens beens
gud fur yer hart
teh moar yew eet
teh moar yew fart
teh moar yer farts, teh better yew feels
an den yew reddee fur anudder meel!
den u haz 2 mex tehm up liek diz wun.
[sigh]
I jus lubs Shakespeer.
kin u bee-leev iz akshually got a pencil to figger that owt?
Gz on nawt sekund. faw joo I will darnz teh tango, wif tis blew bukkit I fawnd.
Tis farteh kitteh r mek me /megalolcat
thats Val alright.
Snorting Coke is not something to joke about.
yesh yesh. my mother was a hamter, etc…
issunt sumwun gonna offur sams teh sellebertorry nawt “furst” danse? nawt onlee iz hee/shee smrt enuff to nawt yell sumpin’ stoopee az teh kommint, butt itz a pertiklarlee funnee an relluvint kommint!
wii mus danse!
*boogie oogie oogie*
*shuffle step shuffle step*
*twirl twirl twirl twirl twirl…*
um, ai needz tu siddoawn. i maedz maiself dizzee an a leetle sikkee-poo…i can has hot chawklit an a blankee?
passes hawt choklit adn blankee…
fankee bery mush mary. i’z so warrm an gud and snorgly, naow ai myte haf tu go get dat behbeh kitteh jus foar exxtra kuddlin’!
Ai didnt get da sorta pun till yu opend mai ayes. Yu a smarty-pants two.
ai maed you a pun?
Sumtiems we surprizes eben arselves!!
soo twoo, soo twoo….
we kan haz teh mid-evil type folkie danzin? An mead. dere must be mead. I (*he) rekwirez it. we can sing teh spamalot song.
Another one from your fave Holy Grail Troll:
We’re knights of the round table
We dance when e’re we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot
Ley UZ nawt go 2 Kamelot; it iz a sillee playse.
We can go on June 31st!
eyem bettinz u can du teh danz 2!!1
I will doo teh St. Vitus Dants fur u
*snert*
Dammit!!! I hate coming upon a great thread and then having to go to work!
I’m already late!
*shuffuls off, grumbleeng too self*
/waves bye to Janet sadlee
:cra: bye bye, Kafleen
*sigh*
awwww…ur sad sigh made mee hab a warm fuzzee.
tanks fur u.
<3
Like Maywee’s warm, fuzzee, green, pole dansin nickerz?
hay!!!! waidadogoanminnit!!!!
i deny any knowlege of any ob the above menshioned attire and/oar aktibitees!