Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only

 

« Previous | Next »


i farts in yor gen’ral direkshun!


funny pictures of cats with captions

i farts in yor gen’ral direkshun!

tee hee hee

picture: Rob with kitteh Bredren. lol caption: Megan

Incorrect source or offensive?
  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

» 318 comments

  1. snortscoke says:

    furst!

  2. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    yesh yesh. my mother was a hamter, etc…

  3. Maus says:

    I unclog my nose at you…

  4. 3 kattails says:

    yoga? Howz she gets that leg up der?

  5. Tribble says:

    Oh no, not agin…din wee jus go frew dis?
    Ni!

  6. Maus says:

    Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai Maus – speekin ov bottoms, how ar awl yur liddel servantz doing?

      • Maus says:

        Jus fien. I fink tehy ar liek kittehs or chindruns: ebery now an tehn they misbeehaev jus to maek sure yoo still lurves tehm.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Maus!! taht iz so tuching. Yoo remembured. . . *sniff*

        • moe says:

          *blinkin an lukkin fer tishoo*
          dat so lubbly, maus! ai mememberz anudder tiem i seed kittehz an chillenz kompaired liek dat — a. s. neill rited in himz buk (bowt hiz skool, summerhill), sumfin liek dis: “wai chillenz an bebbe kittehz playz, i dunnoez. i bleeb iz a madder ub enerjee.”

          it nawt hiz eggzack werds, yu unnerstan. i kwoatin frum memree. an awlso, he rited in Inglish, nawt lolspeek, iff i’z nawt mistaykin.

  7. Tribble says:

    STOP! Who wood crozz the bridge uff death
    must answer mee deez qweshonz free:
    Whut izz ur namez?
    Whut izz ur qwest?
    Whut izz de air speed velocity uff an unladen pharting kitten?

  8. USAFGirl says:

    Dis is gwayt abduc abu… outr leg liff *heavy breathing*. I weely feel da buhn. WHEW! Now, u twy at hoam.

    (I love these Monty Python and the Holy Grail references, btw…)

  9. rodney dill says:

    “No that’s Eye-gor”

  10. two_kittehs says:

    Mah lack of mannerz, let meh show U them.

  11. two_kittehs says:

    Mommie kitteh to bebbeh kitteh:
    No more mousies for you, till you learn how to behave

  12. irongrrl22 says:

    dis iz da funniest pic i haf seen in a long time …
    luk at da kitteh’s face!! he luks deliriously entertained!!

    n dat caption, purrfect, mai co-workers wunder wut i be lafing at

  13. Tribble says:

    Ewe onli cut off wun legg!!! It’s just a flesh woond! Now get bak heer eyem not done in yet!

  14. SueBooCat says:

    cello……..2…….hevvy…….to…….wift…..4…….behbeh…….need 3/4 size

  15. panther says:

    “He who smelt it, dealt it”, sez kitteh

    • mourice says:

      that is only kitten i seen that looks stoopid

    • trtskh says:

      iz troo.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Silunt butt dedlee!

      • Tidmum says:

        silunt butt violunt!! :)

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Oh Tidmum – yoo hav given us plenty of merriment, I am sure, and it would be ungrateful not to drink your health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the moment; and I say, ” ‘Tidmum!!!!’

          A tribyoot to yur TROOlee GRATE story – an a bit ov a reference challenge tossed out!!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            NO FAIR GOOGGLING!!!! AI WILL KNOW!

          • Tidmum says:

            Why fank joo Janetwholubsawltehkittehz,
            ai nebber hadz a towst before.:blush:
            I r still gigglin abowt teh Jennleman in teh shop.Tee Heee Hee….
            Toylet hewmer-ai haz it!!
            Ai fink it bringz owt teh child in me,an awl ob us!!

            *Cheerz* Ai lub mulled wine too!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Yoo nebber haad a towst befoar????? :shock: Taht’s AWFUL!! Wif yur grate mind yoo shud get tehm ebree day!! O – fyi – the :oops: isn’t blush, as ai used to think – an sumtiems still doo – but : oops :. Verree handde weapon in teh arsenal.

              An – ai dint THINK ai had toylet hewmer – but ai guess ai duz too! As yoo see, teh “jennleman in teh shop” wuz prittee much teh hit ov teh evening!!! Ai’m still giggling, too – an ai expekt ebreewun hoo red it iz, too!

              D Marie sayed – after teh Nite at teh Oskars – Hoo wud believe taht we ar awl groanups? But yoo HAZ to be groanup to play this way. . .

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                Oh – ai just red down – yoo alreddee noe that :oops: is :oops: an just thinkz of it (as I do, too) as blush. Sorree!! :D

                • Tidmum says:

                  Ohai JanethoolubsawlkittehzanwyzeinwayzobCheez-coo dats a lawng wun!!
                  Ai fink dat stoopy weirdpress be steelin my moticonz agen.
                  Sumtymez dem werk sumtymez nawt. Berry irksum.
                  Fanks fur splain, my pyooter suntymez letz me do blush,sumtymez oops.
                  Ai fink it be a bit confuzzled!!

  16. SarahD says:

    I fink he be tawkin abowt taht hoarrible chayr!

  17. trtskh says:

    ichc b on a kwestz foar teh holey grayl, i seez!

  18. Patrick says:

    Uh…doz bebeh ai’z…

    (S…)

    dat bebeh tung…

    (Sp…)

    No no no…

    (Spl…)

    nonononono….

    (Splo…)

    Tax retoornz! Debt! Howzin Crysis!

    Dat floofy fur…

    (Splor…)

    High gas prysis! Jorj Bush! War n Eye-Rack!

    Quik! Need teh CCC (TTT if u n Ingerland)!

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      Where is SearchAnRescueKitteh an Ambercat???? Somone needs you qwik!

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Oh Patrick – yur hart iz cleerlee in teh rite place an ai ma rushin in to saive yoo.

      Quick, heer in my teeneetineepokket ai haz an extry CHRG(wdoi) – AN sum duk taype.

      Gimme yur hed. SO!!!! *snap tug tug snap tug pat pat* There – iz awn. Don’t luk at the adorabul pharting bebbeh an keep awn thinking ov Jorj Bush. Taht shud doo it.

  19. orangekittehservant says:

    dis iz too kyoot!!!

  20. Deanna says:

    yer mudder was a hamster an’ yer fadder smelts of elderberries!

  21. dTh says:

    i’z not findin dis pikturr funnee.
    I feels sry for tarded kitteh ..

    • Tidmum says:

      retarded is nastee werd

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        We doo nawt liek to uze taht werd heer in taht way – it iz hurtful to menee peeple.

        Aut ai no yoo ment no harm. Ai think teh kitteh iz jus fine, but it iz gud ov yoo to feel sorree fur teh if yoo think itz is nawt OK. Prolly just been a silleeh kitten.

  22. London says:

    Beans Beans musical fruit, ten morn yun et teh morn yun toot, teh morn yun toot teh betern yun feel, I etz teh beans evry meal.

  23. expat says:

    Holy Grail kitteh adds:

    I wave my private parts at you!!!

    • The Crapture says:

      aktuly he am wayvin tehm at “ur aunties” and den kawling dem silly inklish kahniggits and emty heded wypurz of otehr peeplulz bottomz

  24. London says:

    Burpinz…..Yun doin it rong hehe

  25. London says:

    Teh zoundz…..It beez form meez.

  26. SpicyPants says:

    (Does anyone else think this Kitteh looks slightly retarded?)

    • Tidmum says:

      Retarded beez an nastee werd,

      • Tessie says:

        I donut think stripey kitteh looks… speshul needz. I think bebe kitteh has krazy googly eyes an laffin face teh exactle same way as hoomin bebes (and sertin immachoor hoomin grownups) laff like krazy wen we do sumthin silly. Even if nobuddy eltz think fart joke is teh funneh, kitteh does!

  27. Jake Tishgart says:

    I tink I drank 2 mch lundry clnr

  28. NorthernHockeyFan says:

    Nao we see teh fart joekz awn ICHC? Wut haz happend to teh standardz ob kwality hyumer? Fart joekz is NAWT phunnee. (Snerk.)

    Fart hyumer iz foar teh joovenile mynd. (Snerk.)

    Risponsibul groan-upz do NAWT laff at fart joekz. (Dubbel snerk.)

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      :D *snerk*

      • NorthernHockeyFan says:

        JCH4K, I iz serprized at yu. Teh ICHC comunitee luks to yu fur maturitee an leedership, an heer yu be laffin at fart joekz lyk teh liddul kidz. Wut kynd ob eggzampul iz dat? Disapoyntmint… I haz it.

        **** quadroople snerk ****

      • Tidmum says:

        Hee heeee heeee ;)
        Toylet hewmer-we haz it!!
        We nebber grow up ware dis subjekt iz conserned.
        Ai in teh supermarkit teh udder dai,tehr wuz a veree ‘Proper’ ingerlish jentleman in himz tweed soot,Carnayshun in teh buttun hole an a pananama Hat.Himz wuz rootlin rown inna display an him let owt a jihooge stinkee fart .He carryed on selektin his goodz,turned arownd, lukked at me den raized himz Hat at me an sed,’Good day to you Madam ‘ an calmly walked away.
        Ai absolewty fell apart laffin.Teh teerz ran down mai fayce an ai neerly peed mai drawers!!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!11 *gasps fur bref* Oh Tidmum. Bwhahahahahahahah!1

          Ai guess it iz momentz liek that where yoo show yur mettle!!!

          • NorthernHockeyFan says:

            For hevvuns sakes!!! Nao we iz havin pee-pants joekz!!! Deecensy an matoor conduckt… UR DOIN IT RONG.

            I, fur wun, am GROASSLY uffended. **** harrumf ****

            I will nao go vizzit a RESPECKTABUL Interweeb site. Dis wun iz VULGER.

            **** laff laff sneez laff ****

            • Tidmum says:

              *****Giggl giggl********

              NHF, ai r pologize to joo fur affendin joo ‘scents’ ob decensee ***snerk***!!
              Tee Hee
              **hmm tryin nawt to laff too hard**!!
              (:

            • gibbocat says:

              wii senz tehm awl 2 teh nawtee barn!!
              Shoo shoo!!!1
              *tsk tsk*
              an taht Maywee kan goe 2!
              juss keip her awai frum teh guy doin teh ironin. him lukz 2 mush liek Peerz Broznin.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Oar – :D he showeded yoo waht he wuz maed ov, in ebree scents ov teh werd!

        • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

          ZOMG, Tidmum! Ai’z gonna laff teh rest ov teh day – prolly need a tissoo fur when Ai laff so hart Ai criez.

          *snicker* *giggle* *snort*

          *laugh laugh laugh*

          *whispurrs*oops – I fink my cubikel nayburrs worriez abowt me nao (moer tehn tehy usuly do)

        • LyP says:

          Hee hee hee! I lubs dis storee! I can just see it! Teh tweed soot, teh carnayshun in teh button hole, teh panananama hat. Bery stylish!

          I awlways want tu sai sumthing like gusundhite! wen sumwun fartzes.
          Mai clebber hubbie sez “‘scuse me” when thunder rolls outsied. We
          laff becuz we are sew silleh! I lubs beeing ober 50 becuz I don’t haff
          tu pretend I am groan up inny moar!

          • D Marie says:

            Teh day after mai gramma retired frum teechin, just to be sillie, I asked her what she was gonna do when she grew up…. she said she hadn’t decided yet. Teh last time she wrote me, she sent me a chek to buy a blak suit an shoes and hat, an sined off taht she still hadn’t decided what to do when she grew up.

            The clothes were for her funeral. She had a stong streak of pragmatism coupled with a strong sense of the absurdity of life.

            • sweepea says:

              i like dat storee. fanks.

            • kafleen says:

              I lub ur grandma.

              Bee teh kine ub grandma u heer abowt in books, and bee admirin an lubbin,
              butt nebbur see in reel life. Like teh cool and fabulus peepul in teh Dean
              Koontz books u noe are just too awesum too bee reel.

              Butt dis wun is!! :)

              Wow. Wutt a cool grandma.

              <3 and hugs to teh grandma.

        • ohai, tidmun. 2 funneh storeh!!
          see? inngerlish folkses eeben have da elegant wen dey fartses!!
          just luckeh him wasn’t warin da skuba soot.

          POOOOOT
          den asplodin seet ob pantses.

        • Dann says:

          OMG! I laffs so hard I coffs. Fase turn awl red, an wokded up mai roomie! Fanks fur de laffs!

    • lunarmommy says:

      ah, taht splayns wiy i laft, tehn. i onlee LUKS liek risponsibul groan-up. am not reelee insied.

  29. catvolunteer says:

    ***giggles***

    Ai had a notty blak kitteh dat luved to run and plai. If u held her too long, she wood fart to maek u let her go! Notty, notty kitteh but berry funneh!

  30. Vandalcat says:

    dis kitteh…iz no’ pretteh

  31. London says:

    Tarded iz jst furesh pointed ov view

  32. London says:

    I’z not seez it liken dat tils nowz. Hmmmmm

  33. London says:

    seemz morn liken males strutin stuff. Nown ween seez whyz face liken dat.

  34. insanityinside says:

    Kitteh looks CRAZY!

  35. London says:

    buttn happiez too. tat’z whatz countzz

  36. London says:

    Luvs Luvs meez doooo

  37. mysterious says:

    most deranged looking cat EVAR!

  38. London says:

    Hayz ifn weez lostns teh jobins cuz I’s sez tarded en crazi not bad sittns herez gigglins…peples tinkin I’s lost meez mind. Whatz I putz en nezt resme bout how cum lost this jobins.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Deer London – it’s nawt considered pc heer – sum peepl ar purrsonalee . . .umm. . .affected bai thiz (wif children or sumwun) an it iz uzed as a taunt aw teh skool grownds.

      Crazi – that yoo may say til teh kows com hoam an no wun will care. But we DOOOO care if if yoo looozes yur job, so bee careful, OK? :D

    • princess mu says:

      if yew say comints in de owtside werld dat r considered taboo u cin quite easily loose ur job. dis type ov speach policing has an aultruistic motive.

      naturaly, we hope peeps were taught as kittens nawt to use wurds tew deliberatly hurt another.

      if, by the time we are grown up, we do not kno this lesson, there is no learning it.

      so the logic behind the idea of punishing grown adults for use of unpopular words is flawed.

      we see that flaw when we ask who decideds. who says what is a desirable word? who says what is a proper degree to wich one should be ostrised for use of the “wrong” word?

      If, London, you are asked why you left your last job, tell them that you did not feel a sense of cooperation and support. You hope to find an environment in wich you can thrive and contribute.

      And after you get this new job, Watch your mouth, darling. the uninhibited tounge can be the laff ov da century or cin be da nife in ur bak .

      luv Mu

  39. Herman says:

    look at ‘em crazy eyes

  40. London says:

    gonnaz look up jobz in purrsonells find “cat giggler Position” Computer I haz.

  41. lubellesmommy says:

    dis wuns prolly da bestest :D

  42. Michael says:

    ICHC is on a roll with Monty Python – keep it up!

    Someone please post an lol*cat saying “Stuffy English knights”.

  43. D.R. says:

    Marshul arts kitteh

    Practisin hiz dedlee kiks ov dume

  44. thisncat says:

    219 comentz an no Teho nawt Teho coment???

    I laffs so hard at Teho F-werd

    An I laffs harder at NAWT Teho!!!

    N E wun member ware tu findz dat?

  45. The Crapture says:

    “mah deranged axpreshun, let me show you it”

  46. poohbear3931 says:

    Tihs wery teenie tinie kitteh an’ nowt fayre to kast asper… aspersh… say nasty tings about teh kitteh. I tihnk teh teenie tinie kitteh will groaw upp fine.

    • luk likes picksher ob mah boi wen mah boi were da behbeh. i tryeded so hard make da nice pics. wuz mah onliest behbeh. i lurved mah behbeh boi an taked menny menny pics. butt dey awl kinda lukt likes dis kittn pic. fayce awl screweh. eyeses awl weeerd. mouf hangin or skruntch up. body layin onna tilt. awl skreweh pics. mah fren called dem da horrirfied behbeh pics.
      mebbe dis wun horrirfied behbeh kitteh pic. latr he grewed up awl gorjius an hansums. like mah boi…

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Aww. . .ibk – that iz soooooo sweet. Sumtiem, yoo shud poast sum ov these pikshurs awn yur site!! An then sum where he iz beeg an hansum! wud be fun to see!!

  47. Chovexani says:

    kitteh been SKWEEZED tooo MUSH!!!!

  48. Jenniffuurr says:

    Kitteh dinnot follo teh chili resipea: use onlee 239 beans. Cuz 1 moar maeks it too-fartee!

  49. pep says:

    this is my roommate!!!! lol lol l0l

  50. 3heathens says:

    K…. nawt-sekkund: dis made me laff sew hard I ’bout had peepants! *git outta momma’s wai! she runnin fur teh laydeez ruumm!*

    sekkund: den, cuz ai kep awn laffin, I hadda azz-ma attak! *git outta momma’s wai! she runnin fur teh in-hale-her!*

    thurd: affter ai cawt-ted mai breffs, it maed me laff summoar, ‘cuz it rememmburred me dat mittle heeven gotz in trubble in skool fur farting (in middle skool) “on purpose” as they tole me onna phone…. an he hadda rite teh sentensez!!

    “I will not purposely fart in class.”

    *lafflafflaff*
    *koffkoffkoff*

    blargh…. ai em ded frum teh lafftur!

    • 3heathens says:

      pee-sss: frum now awn, whenebber ai fink uv mittle heeven an fartin inna class? Ai’m gunna pitchur dis bebbeh kitteh, sittin in skuul….

      *laffflafflafflaffffkoffkoffkof*

      write me sum sentencez, bebbeh!!

      roflllllllolololll!!1!!

      • Romeow says:

        I can’t beleefs dat they maed ur heathen rite dat!
        I neber herd ov such a funneh fing.
        .
        Teh pen is connected to teh butt bone?
        I learned sumpfing noo.

  51. Dayna says:

    All I have to say is, I like the sudden burst of Monty Python LoLs. They’re great.

  52. London says:

    Sorries not reely wurried bout suh job furs da bein specal. Tinkin funnies bout how specalz dem tinkin I beez sittinz herez a lafun. Truuliez enjoies specalz pepolz an tings. Sittins herez tinkin, wurriez, watz needz ta dooz. Somebuddiez cumz an seyz..Tat cloudz lookz lika kittez. Furrever fluff Iz notn seez tat. Tankenyou. Bettern dayz alneady. Tardinz an crazies seez sum tings diffrentz sumz notz appreciated furrz whatz is worthinezz. Iz beez likenz ta visitz wit yuns. Duz sumz notn tinkin tis special wayz tuz intercatten?

  53. doomkittehiznotamuzd says:

    Wowz. Lotz uv Monty Python kittehs lately. Me likies! Hoorai foar teh Python!

  54. HotGal says:

    OMG He’s sooooo cute!

  55. Jake Tishgart says:

    its so special.

  56. Krusha says:

    OMG! LOOK AT ITZ EYES!!!! ITZ PHSYCOTIK KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!

    phsycotik kitteh keeps fartin till u givez him cheezburger!

  57. SuKaFiSh says:

    Wow

  58. ~Blue_Jello~ says:

    OMFG!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Gasp* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *Half-Hearted gasp* Aha aha aha aha aha aha *Inhales* ohhhhh, *looks at pic again* PPPFFFFFTTTTTAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! *GASP* *glances at pic again* SSSNNNOOORRRTTT, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *Gasp-eth*
    hahahhahahahahaaaa……..ohhh eeemmm efff geee *whipes tears*
    *Glances one last time* hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahhaahaaa!! *inhales deeply then continues*

  59. Rob says:

    This is my cat. His name is Bredren. Very funny seeing him posted here.

  60. Lola Moon says:

    ur muther wus a hamster an ur fater smeld of teh goosberris!

  61. kaili says:

    i love it

  62. Random person says:

    GASP SPUTTER SPUTTER OMG!

  63. DIE_DIE_DIE says:

    OMG! I LOVE MONTY PYTHON n DA HOLY GRAIL!

  64. CHRIS says:

    I FREEEEEKIN LUUUUV MONTY PYTHON! Did you know that Douglas Adams wrote that line?

  65. J-Char says:

    rofl! I love that part of Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

  66. Neko98 says:

    kitteh drunk.

  67. dara says:

    Your face crazy!

  68. ianciti says:

    lolololol hilarious that is just so funny

  69. sophia says:

    wow, that cat looks crazy… like freakin insane crazy…

  70. LIKEtheRIVER says:

    I LOVE THE MONTY PYTHON REFRENSE

  71. Cheezburgergal says:

    LOLZ MONTY PYTHON!

  72. mirkojax says:

    Super slooooooth’s cat!

  73. Oh-Em-Gee says:

    monteh python and teh holey grail

  74. Akira_Koi says:

    Monty python quote turned into lolspeak+ a cat with a derp face=Major epic win.

  75. Whiscash says:

    Monty Python FTW!

  76. Katy Kitten says:

    LOL

  77. Katy Kitten says:

    LOL i farts in your face

  78. Da cats farts is ah flyin

  79. hale says:

    derp :p

  80. Carrie says:

    Iznt ter sposed to be a rainbow?

  81. thepetmuseum says:

    hai wannasmile. i come visit soon. gotta go 2 wurk sigh.

  82. thepetmuseum says:

    hai wannasmile. i gots ta go 2 work but want 2 visit soon.

  83. gibbocat says:

    b clawz teh kitteh doan hab noe siksee pumpz awn wif teh 8 insh healz, nach.

  84. JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

    Kitteh haz awl her cloaz awn.

  85. gibbocat says:

    diz am awt!!
    beree tayztfool!

  86. kafleen says:

    Doan u wunna smack WurdPress, the petmuseum?


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Newsletter Sign-up