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furst!
an intuitive grasp ob teh obvious…
…you has it.
an dat’s abowt itt.
kwezchun:
am wii surpowzd 2 mek awa oan sownd effex 4 dis thred?
alreddy did. fanks…
8)
werz teh ‘nosepeg’ moticon?
Ah.
Dis kind ub comment, I lubs it. It not bee insulting or rude. It akshullee is a compliment! Yet…….is soooooo appropriate!
good job, Mary!
o hai snortscoak, juss az a mannur ob mannurz, we do nawt sez teh f-wurd in polyte conversashunz hear. juss liek we do nawt sez teh f-wurd in polyte conversashunz irl.
*sigh* trtskh – ai feer yur wize werds ar fawlin awn def eears. In cayses liek thiz, they usuallee jump in, showt “furst” an nebber com bak agian.
yes, JCH4K….we can only hope!!
oh hai COL!!!!!!! lawng tyme no c
how r u?
i thot teh f-wurd was FART!!!
FART FART FART FART FART FART!!!!
heh heh… mah preskool techur wud be upset. dis piktur aint hur hyoomur.
whut abowt teh “u” werd? UNNERWARE!
*laffs at boff uff yall*
heee…dis makes me fink of teh “Ramona” books ai red wen ai wuz a kittn: ”
guts! Guts! GUTS GUTS GUTS!”
OMG!!
I loved dat!
Beverly Cleary was teh best, wussunt she?
Dere was Otis Spofford, an Ramona teh Pest, and SOCKS, and who wus
dat shaggy doggy on teh buss? Henry? Oh, she wus a wunnurfull author!
Low brgrz; let uz sho dehm 2 U.
…….an we allllll….FART IN UR GENERUL DIREKSHONE!!
/runs like hell, laffing
snortscoke knows bettur, I think…this little stinkur has been on heer
beefor, pulling owr leggs and egging us on…:P
I would have dearly loved to have seen Stend get nawt secund on dis.
*sigh*
I chuckle, chuckle. Snortscoke iz lyk teh liddle kitteh who iz doin sumpim nautee.
You shud corekt dem, but yu sees teh hyumor tu….
It be looooong tyme sins n e wun use teh F-werd.
Yah, Stend is teh King/Queen? ub teh Spicy Wuns!
KAFLEEN! lawn thyme nosey! good t’see ya.
low burger troll (pawssblee naymed snortscoke) iz arownd tuday. wii must fyte!
tanks.
*snikr*
Yu sew smarty-pants!
Like teh Lolcat Bible sez: If ne1 desires 2 b not-sekund, he shall be last of awl.
anagram of ‘raft’?
The monks of the olden days classed it an art -
the penchant that some had for tuning a fart.
I personally wouldn’t know quite where to start
do you use just your thumbs or your fingers?
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to discover the mystery or find out some part -
was it muscle controlling or some herbal tart?
I hid in a parsnip sack under the cart
where the odour of oxen dung lingers
.
I lay in that stink til my eyes had to smart
but on hearing a tune prized my eyelids apart
and there stood the bare-cheeked monks giving it heart
to accompany the madrigal singers.
.
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I never did uncover the secret.
And to this day I still whiff faintly of the ox!
But not all tales have a happy ending,
or such a smelly one!
awl i noes iz teh wun abowt teh myoosical froot…
wud taht b teh wun froot that mex peepul poot?
sry – hadda werk –
beens beens
teh myoosical froot
teh moar yu eat teh moar yu toot
teh moar yu toot teh bedder yu feel
so eet *froot* at evry meel!
ai nose anudder wun
beens beens
gud fur yer hart
teh moar yew eet
teh moar yew fart
teh moar yer farts, teh better yew feels
an den yew reddee fur anudder meel!
den u haz 2 mex tehm up liek diz wun.
[sigh]
I jus lubs Shakespeer.
kin u bee-leev iz akshually got a pencil to figger that owt?
Gz on nawt sekund. faw joo I will darnz teh tango, wif tis blew bukkit I fawnd.
Tis farteh kitteh r mek me /megalolcat
thats Val alright.
Snorting Coke is not something to joke about.
u furgoted teh comments
yesh yesh. my mother was a hamter, etc…
issunt sumwun gonna offur sams teh sellebertorry nawt “furst” danse? nawt onlee iz hee/shee smrt enuff to nawt yell sumpin’ stoopee az teh kommint, butt itz a pertiklarlee funnee an relluvint kommint!
wii mus danse!
*boogie oogie oogie*
*shuffle step shuffle step*
*twirl twirl twirl twirl twirl…*
um, ai needz tu siddoawn. i maedz maiself dizzee an a leetle sikkee-poo…i can has hot chawklit an a blankee?
passes hawt choklit adn blankee…
fankee bery mush mary. i’z so warrm an gud and snorgly, naow ai myte haf tu go get dat behbeh kitteh jus foar exxtra kuddlin’!
Ai didnt get da sorta pun till yu opend mai ayes. Yu a smarty-pants two.
ai maed you a pun?
Sumtiems we surprizes eben arselves!!
soo twoo, soo twoo….
we kan haz teh mid-evil type folkie danzin? An mead. dere must be mead. I (*he) rekwirez it. we can sing teh spamalot song.
Another one from your fave Holy Grail Troll:
We’re knights of the round table
We dance when e’re we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot
Ley UZ nawt go 2 Kamelot; it iz a sillee playse.
We can go on June 31st!
eyem bettinz u can du teh danz 2!!1
I will doo teh St. Vitus Dants fur u
*snert*
Dammit!!! I hate coming upon a great thread and then having to go to work!
I’m already late!
*shuffuls off, grumbleeng too self*
/waves bye to Janet sadlee
:cra: bye bye, Kafleen
*sigh*
awwww…ur sad sigh made mee hab a warm fuzzee.
tanks fur u.
<3
Like Maywee’s warm, fuzzee, green, pole dansin nickerz?
hay!!!! waidadogoanminnit!!!!
i deny any knowlege of any ob the above menshioned attire and/oar aktibitees!
see, that’s y some of us post at wurk
an kwiklee flip teh windowz wen deh cyoopikul poleece goez by…
I knoe mai IT peepz has teh full access to mai internet prowlingz. wun day I iz gonna have to sum ‘splanin. Or kwit heh heh heh.
Teh works is oberrated. Chzfrens is more fun.
Chzfrens is teh BESTEST fun EBBUR!!!
eye sekund taht moshun, infamous!!
eye juss has 2 b cewful taht teh moshun isunt the … aww nebber mind.
eye’l juss go chaynj!
Congwats sams!!1 sowwee eye iz late faw teh danzinz.
Thiz wun elicits a beeg chukkel!
das nawt teh moast shaymfull pawrt. u knoez teh moast shaymfull pawrt iz abowt ur daddeez smelz.
I unclog my nose at you…
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time…
that one is awsome
yeah, that’s basically wut i say too. can’t add nuffin. too perfekt.
yoga? Howz she gets that leg up der?
kitteh strtz erlee wif de peelateez!!
determeend 2 keip her kewtness in trim!
Oh no, not agin…din wee jus go frew dis?
Ni!
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say…”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG”.
Well dew u still wantz da shrubberee?
Yes. One that looks nice. And not too expensive…
Yesh yesh, & dehn, UM usht kut doun teh tawlest tree in teh 4est with…
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a HERRING!!111!
Cut down a tree with a herring?! It can’t be done.
Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeze?
…but u haf to uz dis stik insteed. Wud be herring, but Ni!-kitteh ated it.
ekky ekky ekky ekky pit-tang zoop boing and zowie zimba.
mah wun fren from da hi schoole wuz big monteh pyfon fan. mah fren an mah fren bruvver memm- mammoar- *sigh* figgered owt awl da wurds ob da nite hu seyz ni.
groundhawg dai?
Till we git et rite.
diz cud git tyre sum…
silleh butt tyre sum
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oar
tyre sum butt silleh
.
we haz a choyz.
*sniker!* Yoo sayed “silleh butt.”
teh ‘snikka’ ownlee cowntz 4 farty secundz estra!
Dribz gawlf bawl thru teh Ebent Horyzon ob teh Stayrgayt.
FORE!!!1
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
Hai Maus – speekin ov bottoms, how ar awl yur liddel servantz doing?
Jus fien. I fink tehy ar liek kittehs or chindruns: ebery now an tehn they misbeehaev jus to maek sure yoo still lurves tehm.
Maus!! taht iz so tuching. Yoo remembured. . . *sniff*
Ai cant fynd mai hankee. . .
Heer… use mien…
*sniff* thankz. *dab dab* Ther – ai thnk ai am presentabul again.
Ummmmm – yur hankiz kinda damp. Ai think maybee ai shud wash it furst befoar ai gibs it bak.
*whispurz*
teh hankee am een teh pawkitt ob teh normuz green nikkuz!
alawng wif teh jump rope an teh furzt ayd kit!
15 minits an cownting!1
Ooooooff! Ai think ai pulleded a mussel laffing. Gud thng ai got this handee dandee GNOROMOUS furst ayd kit in may teeneetinee pokket
*blinkin an lukkin fer tishoo*
dat so lubbly, maus! ai mememberz anudder tiem i seed kittehz an chillenz kompaired liek dat — a. s. neill rited in himz buk (bowt hiz skool, summerhill), sumfin liek dis: “wai chillenz an bebbe kittehz playz, i dunnoez. i bleeb iz a madder ub enerjee.”
it nawt hiz eggzack werds, yu unnerstan. i kwoatin frum memree. an awlso, he rited in Inglish, nawt lolspeek, iff i’z nawt mistaykin.
STOP! Who wood crozz the bridge uff death
must answer mee deez qweshonz free:
Whut izz ur namez?
Whut izz ur qwest?
Whut izz de air speed velocity uff an unladen pharting kitten?
What do you mean, a pharting kitten? An African or European pharting kitten?
Deependz on whut de been eatin.
beenz!!
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EEENCUMEENG!!!1
*submits KarmicBalance foar teh phartykitteh kontezt.*
I finkin’ hims mite win. Hims kan maek teh smellz lyk him laid a poo rite on ur lap, an’ da WHOL RUUM kan haz teh knowingz.
amatoor!! pah!!
mai kittehz am sew dedlee ai wuz finkin ob loanin em owt 2 saddim hussin!!
gibbocat. Hau doo yoo DOO eeet?? 8)
b cuz eye wuz!!!
*whispurrs summoar* Elfie – gud that yoo menshuned KB. Ai wuz about to maek an announcemnet again re yoo know what. IZ OK?????
Ahem….
A phart can create
A most curious medley
A phart can be harmless
Or silent and deadly
teh furt eet am teh wundruz fing
eet gibz teh boddee eez
eet warmz teh bed on teh winturz nyte
adn cloroformz teh fleez!
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(anon) anon anon anon……
I seez wut yoo rote dere!!!
dat wuz nawt myne awn werdz. iz am an awld peez a nonsinz eye herd mennee mennee muenz aggo.
diddun meen 2 b krampinz u wif dat.
skewz eye – if eye wuz.
Nawt at awl!!! Eye wuz teezin cuz taht wuz a berse frum the same pome az ai rote frum.
Ai luv yore posts….
awww hugz {{{ iddd }}}
Maybee shud be
OUTGOIN!!!!!!!!!
oar ‘juss passin thru’ ..?
WIN!!!
Ai….ai donut noes dat!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1!!1111!!
migreating kittehs, we has tehm.
CSmawl wood sai “kross a brij up hi; DOEZ NAWT WANTZ!!!!!” abowht heer, yes?
ur comment on copy kittehz….”stop copying me….” maydz me tjhnk tihs purrrafraze….
Answer me this,
somebody please, why’d i have children in threes?”
Dis is gwayt abduc abu… outr leg liff *heavy breathing*. I weely feel da buhn. WHEW! Now, u twy at hoam.
(I love these Monty Python and the Holy Grail references, btw…)
Fetchez la vache!
Quoi?
“No that’s Eye-gor”
But they told me it was “ee-gor.”
well, they were wrong then, weren’t they?
Just like they were wrong about Franken-STEEN
lol
Mah lack of mannerz, let meh show U them.
8)
oooo. iz not lack a mannrs. i finkso sum buddy gotted rong capshun. kitteh bowt to start cello solo, dats awls…
Mommie kitteh to bebbeh kitteh:
No more mousies for you, till you learn how to behave
Butts ma, pharts are funniez!
Terrance & Phillillillip kitteh saz: Pull mai paw
dis iz da funniest pic i haf seen in a long time …
luk at da kitteh’s face!! he luks deliriously entertained!!
n dat caption, purrfect, mai co-workers wunder wut i be lafing at
Ewe onli cut off wun legg!!! It’s just a flesh woond! Now get bak heer eyem not done in yet!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?! You’re a looney…
k maus, datz juss playn weerd.
Not weird: GMTA. Also, it’s the next line in the scene…
Oh, well, the original line in this thread we replied to — wasn’t a line in the movie at all, it was around the time he had one leg cut off. Oh well, I thought it was an odd coincidence, especially with the timing. Take care, I’m off to work!
??????? !!!!
*wispurrz*
gmta
butt mebbe the wun needz teh *sprttz* ..?
Justabout teh hole thing. I still haz mai coconut frum when I wuz at teh premeer *mumblemumble* yeers ago. I haz proly seen it about elebenty-seven tiems. My Python nerdiness: let me show you it…
An it iz a beyootfful thing to beehold!
JanentwhohazmorekittehsthanIhavetribbles, google the scene you want, and it will give you a you tube link so you can watch it.
Or you can go to IMDB or Wikiquote, just to make sure you get the words right. Of course, it helps to be very familiar with the movie, so that you can actually find what you want…
Ai can’t get teh werdz rite – ai don’t know tehm.
Oh – I can uz YUR werds!!! An – ai can whoosh off to teh video rental plaice an hole up fur a few daiz – an tehn emrege – liek a butterfly – fullee edumacated!!! an abul to play wif the beeg kidz.
juss doan let yur momma heer a bow tit!!1
There ar menee thingz ai dont let ENEbuddee know.
Inclooding, in mai famblee – whatebber happened to teh Maserati??
gibbocat – where ar yoo? If yoo hasn’t dun it awlreddie – go to teh bottom ov this paige. Tidmum haz ritten teh funniest storee EBER!!
eye redz it awreddee an med commint awn teh uddah thred.
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eye furtz een yor genrul direxun – an doffz mai cap 2 yew!
Moess poe lyte!
Sumtiems werdz reelee DO fayle mee!! 8)
butt teh furt am 4 awl okayshunz!!
butt, we wud miss yu wile yu were gone! Edumacation iz
bery overrated!
Stai and plai!
Oh LyP – that iz ao sweet. Thank yoo muchlee. An – akshullee – ai hav no choice – ai MUST stay an play – ai can do no otter.
Slightlee veiled ref. ENEUDDEE??
Well U haz 2 reelize, Brytin iz a Python wurshippin kuntree.
FTW !!1!
“Awl hayls teh holey Pyfon”
Wat r u gunna do?! Bleed awn mi?! Eye’m inbincibl! Ur uh lewny.
cello……..2…….hevvy…….to…….wift…..4…….behbeh…….need 3/4 size
win!
maybe behbeh shud start wif viola
“He who smelt it, dealt it”, sez kitteh
that is only kitten i seen that looks stoopid
iz troo.
Silunt butt dedlee!
silunt butt violunt!!
Oh Tidmum – yoo hav given us plenty of merriment, I am sure, and it would be ungrateful not to drink your health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the moment; and I say, ” ‘Tidmum!!!!’
A tribyoot to yur TROOlee GRATE story – an a bit ov a reference challenge tossed out!!
NO FAIR GOOGGLING!!!! AI WILL KNOW!
Hooz Goooglin?
Why fank joo Janetwholubsawltehkittehz,
ai nebber hadz a towst before.:blush:
I r still gigglin abowt teh Jennleman in teh shop.Tee Heee Hee….
Toylet hewmer-ai haz it!!
Ai fink it bringz owt teh child in me,an awl ob us!!
*Cheerz* Ai lub mulled wine too!!
Yoo nebber haad a towst befoar?????
Taht’s AWFUL!! Wif yur grate mind yoo shud get tehm ebree day!! O – fyi – the 
isn’t blush, as ai used to think – an sumtiems still doo – but : oops :. Verree handde weapon in teh arsenal.
An – ai dint THINK ai had toylet hewmer – but ai guess ai duz too! As yoo see, teh “jennleman in teh shop” wuz prittee much teh hit ov teh evening!!! Ai’m still giggling, too – an ai expekt ebreewun hoo red it iz, too!
D Marie sayed – after teh Nite at teh Oskars – Hoo wud believe taht we ar awl groanups? But yoo HAZ to be groanup to play this way. . .
Oh – ai just red down – yoo alreddee noe that
is 
an just thinkz of it (as I do, too) as blush. Sorree!! 
Ohai JanethoolubsawlkittehzanwyzeinwayzobCheez-coo dats a lawng wun!!
Ai fink dat stoopy weirdpress be steelin my moticonz agen.
Sumtymez dem werk sumtymez nawt. Berry irksum.
Fanks fur splain, my pyooter suntymez letz me do blush,sumtymez oops.
Ai fink it be a bit confuzzled!!
I fink he be tawkin abowt taht hoarrible chayr!
ichc b on a kwestz foar teh holey grayl, i seez!
No wun sayed ennyfing bout da Holey Grayl! How deed trtskh no dis???
She/He’s a witch!
(trtskh, u a she or a he?)
Did Zut has on the grayl lite AGIN??? Bad Zut!
You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like… and then… spank me.
And after the spankings… oh dis jus got too nawty. I r new to dis and must nawt ruin my repyo, repu, er, I must beehaive.
(Zut sez bad word)
“…but can’t i just stay and handle a little bit of peril?”
ju gort teh appropreeayt naem!!
NOEZ. Iz 2 perylus!
What makes you think she’s a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better…
There is 1 way to prove she is a witch. What do you do with witches?
Burn them!
And what else do you burn?
More Witches!!
ummmmmmmm wood?
I was quotin Jon Klees who said dat after Erik Idul said more wiches.
;(
Uh…doz bebeh ai’z…
(S…)
dat bebeh tung…
(Sp…)
No no no…
(Spl…)
nonononono….
(Splo…)
Tax retoornz! Debt! Howzin Crysis!
Dat floofy fur…
(Splor…)
High gas prysis! Jorj Bush! War n Eye-Rack!
Quik! Need teh CCC (TTT if u n Ingerland)!
Where is SearchAnRescueKitteh an Ambercat???? Somone needs you qwik!
oar send in teh clones.
Oh Patrick – yur hart iz cleerlee in teh rite place an ai ma rushin in to saive yoo.
Quick, heer in my teeneetineepokket ai haz an extry CHRG(wdoi) – AN sum duk taype.
Gimme yur hed. SO!!!! *snap tug tug snap tug pat pat* There – iz awn. Don’t luk at the adorabul pharting bebbeh an keep awn thinking ov Jorj Bush. Taht shud doo it.
dis iz too kyoot!!!
yer mudder was a hamster an’ yer fadder smelts of elderberries!
i’z not findin dis pikturr funnee.
I feels sry for tarded kitteh ..
retarded is nastee werd
We doo nawt liek to uze taht werd heer in taht way – it iz hurtful to menee peeple.
Aut ai no yoo ment no harm. Ai think teh kitteh iz jus fine, but it iz gud ov yoo to feel sorree fur teh if yoo think itz is nawt OK. Prolly just been a silleeh kitten.
Beans Beans musical fruit, ten morn yun et teh morn yun toot, teh morn yun toot teh betern yun feel, I etz teh beans evry meal.
*Fart fart*
*the beenz r callin*
*must bee the wunz ai ate dis Mornin*……….
Holy Grail kitteh adds:
I wave my private parts at you!!!
aktuly he am wayvin tehm at “ur aunties” and den kawling dem silly inklish kahniggits and emty heded wypurz of otehr peeplulz bottomz
Burpinz…..Yun doin it rong hehe
Teh zoundz…..It beez form meez.
(Does anyone else think this Kitteh looks slightly retarded?)
Retarded beez an nastee werd,
I donut think stripey kitteh looks… speshul needz. I think bebe kitteh has krazy googly eyes an laffin face teh exactle same way as hoomin bebes (and sertin immachoor hoomin grownups) laff like krazy wen we do sumthin silly. Even if nobuddy eltz think fart joke is teh funneh, kitteh does!
I tink I drank 2 mch lundry clnr
Nao we see teh fart joekz awn ICHC? Wut haz happend to teh standardz ob kwality hyumer? Fart joekz is NAWT phunnee. (Snerk.)
Fart hyumer iz foar teh joovenile mynd. (Snerk.)
Risponsibul groan-upz do NAWT laff at fart joekz. (Dubbel snerk.)
JCH4K, I iz serprized at yu. Teh ICHC comunitee luks to yu fur maturitee an leedership, an heer yu be laffin at fart joekz lyk teh liddul kidz. Wut kynd ob eggzampul iz dat? Disapoyntmint… I haz it.
**** quadroople snerk ****
Oh. *hangs hed in shayme* So sorree, NHF.
*runs off giggling*
*snerf snerk*
Naow we haz a phart troll?? *snerk*
Well, itz abowt tyme.
Dis kind ob hoomer reelee stinks! *snerk*
Hee heeee heeee
Toylet hewmer-we haz it!!
We nebber grow up ware dis subjekt iz conserned.
Ai in teh supermarkit teh udder dai,tehr wuz a veree ‘Proper’ ingerlish jentleman in himz tweed soot,Carnayshun in teh buttun hole an a pananama Hat.Himz wuz rootlin rown inna display an him let owt a jihooge stinkee fart .He carryed on selektin his goodz,turned arownd, lukked at me den raized himz Hat at me an sed,’Good day to you Madam ‘ an calmly walked away.
Ai absolewty fell apart laffin.Teh teerz ran down mai fayce an ai neerly peed mai drawers!!
ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!11 *gasps fur bref* Oh Tidmum. Bwhahahahahahahah!1
Ai guess it iz momentz liek that where yoo show yur mettle!!!
For hevvuns sakes!!! Nao we iz havin pee-pants joekz!!! Deecensy an matoor conduckt… UR DOIN IT RONG.
I, fur wun, am GROASSLY uffended. **** harrumf ****
I will nao go vizzit a RESPECKTABUL Interweeb site. Dis wun iz VULGER.
**** laff laff sneez laff ****
*****Giggl giggl********
NHF, ai r pologize to joo fur affendin joo ‘scents’ ob decensee ***snerk***!!
Tee Hee
**hmm tryin nawt to laff too hard**!!
(:
wii senz tehm awl 2 teh nawtee barn!!
Shoo shoo!!!1
*tsk tsk*
an taht Maywee kan goe 2!
juss keip her awai frum teh guy doin teh ironin. him lukz 2 mush liek Peerz Broznin.
YaaaaaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Nawty barn beez ware mai branez bee tonite.
Sorreeee ebberwun.
MrTM beez home fur a change
Nitey Nitey
Hab gud fun tonitez.Ai catch up tomorro
*runz upstairz in a cloud ob O’de Laffter an Chanel Nomber 5* giggl giggl…..
Mary O’,
himz finallee renembered teh Valentimez-Bedder layte dan nebber!!HeeHee…
Lub to awl teh Cheezfrenz who hab mayde me laff sooooooo much todai.
Joo are awl wunnerfulxxx
Whoooo Hoooooo (spoken verree diskreetlee –
)
Oar –
he showeded yoo waht he wuz maed ov, in ebree scents ov teh werd!
Hee shore did!! Heeeheeehee
‘O’de Wind’!!
eetz an eel wind
taht blowz …..
ebbereebuddeez hat awf!
HaaHaaROFLMAOHaaHaa
Cant breev… laffin ……..borked a rib….gotz mai legz crosst..heeheeheehhe
haaaahaaaa………..kwik runn to teh litterboks b4 ai disgrace maiself…….
Sorreee diz tikkled mai daft sens ob hewmer.:lol:
ZOMG, Tidmum! Ai’z gonna laff teh rest ov teh day – prolly need a tissoo fur when Ai laff so hart Ai criez.
*snicker* *giggle* *snort*
*laugh laugh laugh*
*whispurrs*oops – I fink my cubikel nayburrs worriez abowt me nao (moer tehn tehy usuly do)
Hee hee hee! I lubs dis storee! I can just see it! Teh tweed soot, teh carnayshun in teh button hole, teh panananama hat. Bery stylish!
I awlways want tu sai sumthing like gusundhite! wen sumwun fartzes.
Mai clebber hubbie sez “‘scuse me” when thunder rolls outsied. We
laff becuz we are sew silleh! I lubs beeing ober 50 becuz I don’t haff
tu pretend I am groan up inny moar!
Teh day after mai gramma retired frum teechin, just to be sillie, I asked her what she was gonna do when she grew up…. she said she hadn’t decided yet. Teh last time she wrote me, she sent me a chek to buy a blak suit an shoes and hat, an sined off taht she still hadn’t decided what to do when she grew up.
The clothes were for her funeral. She had a stong streak of pragmatism coupled with a strong sense of the absurdity of life.
i like dat storee. fanks.
I lub ur grandma.
Bee teh kine ub grandma u heer abowt in books, and bee admirin an lubbin,
butt nebbur see in reel life. Like teh cool and fabulus peepul in teh Dean
Koontz books u noe are just too awesum too bee reel.
Butt dis wun is!!
Wow. Wutt a cool grandma.
<3 and hugs to teh grandma.
ohai, tidmun. 2 funneh storeh!!
see? inngerlish folkses eeben have da elegant wen dey fartses!!
just luckeh him wasn’t warin da skuba soot.
POOOOOT
den asplodin seet ob pantses.
OMG! I laffs so hard I coffs. Fase turn awl red, an wokded up mai roomie! Fanks fur de laffs!
ah, taht splayns wiy i laft, tehn. i onlee LUKS liek risponsibul groan-up. am not reelee insied.
***giggles***
Ai had a notty blak kitteh dat luved to run and plai. If u held her too long, she wood fart to maek u let her go! Notty, notty kitteh but berry funneh!
dis kitteh…iz no’ pretteh
butt iz funneh!
Dis be tha kitteh source
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/10/who-tiger.html
Iz berry cute kitteh…
And dis be SAYME kitteh older fightin’ MUMMIES!
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-love-my-mummy.html
Tarded iz jst furesh pointed ov view
Huh?
I’z not seez it liken dat tils nowz. Hmmmmm
seemz morn liken males strutin stuff. Nown ween seez whyz face liken dat.
Kitteh looks CRAZY!
buttn happiez too. tat’z whatz countzz
Luvs Luvs meez doooo
most deranged looking cat EVAR!
Hayz ifn weez lostns teh jobins cuz I’s sez tarded en crazi not bad sittns herez gigglins…peples tinkin I’s lost meez mind. Whatz I putz en nezt resme bout how cum lost this jobins.
Deer London – it’s nawt considered pc heer – sum peepl ar purrsonalee . . .umm. . .affected bai thiz (wif children or sumwun) an it iz uzed as a taunt aw teh skool grownds.
Crazi – that yoo may say til teh kows com hoam an no wun will care. But we DOOOO care if if yoo looozes yur job, so bee careful, OK?
if yew say comints in de owtside werld dat r considered taboo u cin quite easily loose ur job. dis type ov speach policing has an aultruistic motive.
naturaly, we hope peeps were taught as kittens nawt to use wurds tew deliberatly hurt another.
if, by the time we are grown up, we do not kno this lesson, there is no learning it.
so the logic behind the idea of punishing grown adults for use of unpopular words is flawed.
we see that flaw when we ask who decideds. who says what is a desirable word? who says what is a proper degree to wich one should be ostrised for use of the “wrong” word?
If, London, you are asked why you left your last job, tell them that you did not feel a sense of cooperation and support. You hope to find an environment in wich you can thrive and contribute.
And after you get this new job, Watch your mouth, darling. the uninhibited tounge can be the laff ov da century or cin be da nife in ur bak .
luv Mu
*clap clap clap* Well sayed, Princess Mu. Iz gud fur peepl to com heer an lern sumthing taht may reelee halp them IRL. So ai think,
fanks Janet
look at ‘em crazy eyes
gonnaz look up jobz in purrsonells find “cat giggler Position” Computer I haz.
dis wuns prolly da bestest
ICHC is on a roll with Monty Python – keep it up!
Someone please post an lol*cat saying “Stuffy English knights”.
u means kkkkkkkkkkkkk-nigggggggggits!
Marshul arts kitteh
Practisin hiz dedlee kiks ov dume
219 comentz an no Teho nawt Teho coment???
I laffs so hard at Teho F-werd
An I laffs harder at NAWT Teho!!!
N E wun member ware tu findz dat?
“mah deranged axpreshun, let me show you it”
Tihs wery teenie tinie kitteh an’ nowt fayre to kast asper… aspersh… say nasty tings about teh kitteh. I tihnk teh teenie tinie kitteh will groaw upp fine.
luk likes picksher ob mah boi wen mah boi were da behbeh. i tryeded so hard make da nice pics. wuz mah onliest behbeh. i lurved mah behbeh boi an taked menny menny pics. butt dey awl kinda lukt likes dis kittn pic. fayce awl screweh. eyeses awl weeerd. mouf hangin or skruntch up. body layin onna tilt. awl skreweh pics. mah fren called dem da horrirfied behbeh pics.
mebbe dis wun horrirfied behbeh kitteh pic. latr he grewed up awl gorjius an hansums. like mah boi…
Aww. . .ibk – that iz soooooo sweet. Sumtiem, yoo shud poast sum ov these pikshurs awn yur site!! An then sum where he iz beeg an hansum! wud be fun to see!!
kitteh been SKWEEZED tooo MUSH!!!!
Kitteh dinnot follo teh chili resipea: use onlee 239 beans. Cuz 1 moar maeks it too-fartee!
LOLZ!!1
Can yooo believ it? Ai nebber hurd dat befoar!!!!
this is my roommate!!!! lol lol l0l
K…. nawt-sekkund: dis made me laff sew hard I ’bout had peepants! *git outta momma’s wai! she runnin fur teh laydeez ruumm!*
sekkund: den, cuz ai kep awn laffin, I hadda azz-ma attak! *git outta momma’s wai! she runnin fur teh in-hale-her!*
thurd: affter ai cawt-ted mai breffs, it maed me laff summoar, ‘cuz it rememmburred me dat mittle heeven gotz in trubble in skool fur farting (in middle skool) “on purpose” as they tole me onna phone…. an he hadda rite teh sentensez!!
“I will not purposely fart in class.”
*lafflafflaff*
*koffkoffkoff*
blargh…. ai em ded frum teh lafftur!
pee-sss: frum now awn, whenebber ai fink uv mittle heeven an fartin inna class? Ai’m gunna pitchur dis bebbeh kitteh, sittin in skuul….
*laffflafflafflaffffkoffkoffkof*
write me sum sentencez, bebbeh!!
roflllllllolololll!!1!!
I can’t beleefs dat they maed ur heathen rite dat!
I neber herd ov such a funneh fing.
.
Teh pen is connected to teh butt bone?
I learned sumpfing noo.
All I have to say is, I like the sudden burst of Monty Python LoLs. They’re great.
Sorries not reely wurried bout suh job furs da bein specal. Tinkin funnies bout how specalz dem tinkin I beez sittinz herez a lafun. Truuliez enjoies specalz pepolz an tings. Sittins herez tinkin, wurriez, watz needz ta dooz. Somebuddiez cumz an seyz..Tat cloudz lookz lika kittez. Furrever fluff Iz notn seez tat. Tankenyou. Bettern dayz alneady. Tardinz an crazies seez sum tings diffrentz sumz notz appreciated furrz whatz is worthinezz. Iz beez likenz ta visitz wit yuns. Duz sumz notn tinkin tis special wayz tuz intercatten?
Wowz. Lotz uv Monty Python kittehs lately. Me likies! Hoorai foar teh Python!
OMG He’s sooooo cute!
its so special.
OMG! LOOK AT ITZ EYES!!!! ITZ PHSYCOTIK KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!
phsycotik kitteh keeps fartin till u givez him cheezburger!
*poot*
Wow
OMFG!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Gasp* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *Half-Hearted gasp* Aha aha aha aha aha aha *Inhales* ohhhhh, *looks at pic again* PPPFFFFFTTTTTAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! *GASP* *glances at pic again* SSSNNNOOORRRTTT, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Gasp-eth*
hahahhahahahahaaaa……..ohhh eeemmm efff geee *whipes tears*
*Glances one last time* hahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahhaahaaa!! *inhales deeply then continues*
This is my cat. His name is Bredren. Very funny seeing him posted here.
ur muther wus a hamster an ur fater smeld of teh goosberris!
i love it
GASP SPUTTER SPUTTER OMG!
OMG! I LOVE MONTY PYTHON n DA HOLY GRAIL!
I FREEEEEKIN LUUUUV MONTY PYTHON! Did you know that Douglas Adams wrote that line?
rofl! I love that part of Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
kitteh drunk.
Your face crazy!
lolololol hilarious that is just so funny
wow, that cat looks crazy… like freakin insane crazy…
I LOVE THE MONTY PYTHON REFRENSE
LOLZ MONTY PYTHON!
Super slooooooth’s cat!
monteh python and teh holey grail
Monty python quote turned into lolspeak+ a cat with a derp face=Major epic win.
Monty Python FTW!
LOL
LOL i farts in your face
Da cats farts is ah flyin
derp :p
Iznt ter sposed to be a rainbow?
hai wannasmile. i come visit soon. gotta go 2 wurk sigh.
hai wannasmile. i gots ta go 2 work but want 2 visit soon.
b clawz teh kitteh doan hab noe siksee pumpz awn wif teh 8 insh healz, nach.
Kitteh haz awl her cloaz awn.
diz am awt!!
beree tayztfool!
Doan u wunna smack WurdPress, the petmuseum?