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It smells funny
Strange flava, too.
Congratulatshuns on top-nawt-sekond!
weei has a ty? 3waaiez?
CAREFUL! It grabs stuffs! Watch yer tail!
bebbeh first grabz your tayl and then bitez it
:chomp
aww…soo cute, Horse!
I smells…danger!
An milks..ok, it can stays.
OK, kan staa, butt Ai not shair mai litterBox wif it
I surtenly hope it don’t
concatumalashuns all yooz!! we b habin sew mennee ties we cud oepin teh booteek!!
Oohh guddie, a TY buTeek! Ken wee hab belts N oddur aksesooriez 2?
du eye heer a lyzt kummin awn?
maywee am gud at diz ….
assawtid collurd CHRGs
Bags ob choklit finguz
collapzibul bawg tubinz..
dekalz
elifunt shaept cukkeez
frij magnitz
gushie fuds
holleeday dekorashuns
icink for teh cakes
nao ebberee tiem tehr am moah dan wun nawt secund,
nawt ownlee du tehy getz teh obleegtawree martoonie
but a gipht frum teh Ty booteek!
jammee donutz ( donut spiek wif yor moufful )
klingawn reppellint sprey ( “furzt scent awf tribbul” )
lllamas
martoonee, jugs ob
nikkers (big, green furry wuns, wit a pokket awn)
omayga tree fattee assids, Pen VK, quilt
Knickers? Joo warz big,green furry knickers? Whu?
doan aks!!
Doan asks – doan tell!
wii nawt menshu JCH4K, du wii!?
nawt eben her powl danzin lessunz!
lolleepawpz – wif kewt kitteh fayziz awn tehm – sew ju canz lik tehm an lub tehm an cawl tehm jorj!
silleh string
musical fruit
blankie patch kitz
*whispurrs* LyP – it’z sposed to bee in alfabeticul order. Don’t feel bad – ai did this mai furst tiem, too!
mee 2…..menee tymz….*shhhh*
lien up!!
lien up!!
*comfeshunz sentrul*
4rm teh awderlee q pliz.
.
nao, hooz nex?
Opossumz (fur teh geeks hoo needz teh chik magnetz)
rumbalz (furr us whutz sprai de ‘puter iffn we driks wen luking at LOL pics)
sparklii, shinii glitters fur dressy-up an dekoring flotes
ty’s (inna raynboo ov colours)
umbrels
victorian anti maccassar
wii
Unfinished furnichur
Veneeshun glass
Windsheeld wiperz…
…slappin time , im holding bobie’s hand in myne,
we sang evry sawng dat driver new…
ohhh freedom is just anuther werd…
o wayt. bak to the list.
Xylophone mallets
Yellow paint for bukkit/pail
Zamboni
*sigh*
kin ah borro teh zamboni to halp teh gud twin get hoam tonite? tehy can has had big snowandstuff northerly…an teh gud twin sed she grew a icicle on her hood walking to werk todai!
mi zamboni es su zamboni…
xylophone nawt az ezee 2 hyde ina bandana az harpoon!
yay fer possums!
*twirls propeller, eben though didn’t say n-e-thing smart*
I’d send it back and get refund.
We kans use the refund money to buy more cheezburgers.
*Kitteh tellz:* Ai seen wun uv thez B4… thaa R yusless!! Thaa no katchez teh micez, thaa don opin kanz uv gushifud, thaa don kno howta yuz teh litturbox (not taht ai wantz tehm 2!!)
WAI U GIT WUN UV DEZ?!?
*Mommee hyuman replyzez* Naw behbeh kitteh…
Wen u wuz a liddel kitteh, wez huggd u n pettd u n put up wif yur mischiefz. Wen u klawd teh furnichur wez gaabz u skritchin posts n pashuntly tawted u nawt 2 du taht. N dis liddel behbeh hyuman wil lern 2 lub u liek wez du, n hug u n pet u, 2. She r partta teh famblee, now.
and, eventoolly, she be able to use teh canopener, too.
It will luvs yoo and calls you George…
an use u fur a blankee an a bed an a toy an a dress-up doll
But my name not be George.
Iz cleerly a gurl; mai name be Georgina.
An eet will chaze u an squeeze u an pull yr tayl!
an put its stikky hans awl ober yu!
can it open cans ob gushiee fud?
no? den it is nawt relevant to mye intrests.
O hai Maywee. Hao is yoo?
twyin to get widdov dat eerwurm you gibbed me…
*snicker*
Nicknames like that STICK!
*snicker*
yu b mekkin an n m ee ob de borg
eye hoep ju wealeyez.
wif frenz lyke u whoo needz enemas?
sed teh spoon to teh proon
Maiwee, maiwee,
kwite contareii,
how duz yur bebe groo.
ooooo baybee baybbeee itz a wild wurld,
its hard to get by just onna smile
oooooobaybee baybee itz a wild wurld…
ohz sih-
iz a a a maiwee, cantz tellz u how mani timz I hears dat when i waz in da elmentatry skool (dat wuz weirdz.. typi. tpyi, typi no seeum leetors….
anywho datz y I goes bi mi nicklename- maiwebefffff ( wun wurd).
momcat
iz still hear, mosli lurkn, da skool wurk iz pilin upz. Iz sumwear unda dat lar pile ub papa wurk.
naow wherz mai lettrs goin?!
maeks won wonduh hao maus gots hims niknaem…
sumthin abowt teh NUTCrakker
*sniker*
*grin*
Replaz u in ur hoomanz attenshun.
Death to the competition! (kittehs be roothless!)
Ur bebbeh is delishus and nootrishus
Kitteh maeks a Modest Proposal
Jonathan Swift ref! FTW!
(Whai JS nebber ryte abowt kittehz? Iz stranj…
moar win !!!
Teh Houyhnhnms probly agrees cept tehy is teh vegetablearians.
Ai hopez dey don putz mei in dat contrapshun
N den takez a pikchur
That IZ a possibility!!!!!
BettR pikshur den tripz to Vet
it’s a dessert topping and a floor wax
Glimmer!
*whispurrs* Psst – Maus, methinks it wuz Shimmer, but mi ol brane mite be mis-remememberring. Mebbe wii can asks teh landshark?
No: you’re correct. Dammit, I’m losing my touch.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Saturday_Night_Live_commercials#N
Nah – u’r tuch is stil gud!
Ur brane iz jes too mush in teh Monty Python rite nao. Wish iz a luverly plaec to be, reely!
Hypnotist kitteh will soon turn bebe into chiken
*SNIFFsniff*
Dis babee…. Iz smellin like milk…
Icanhasmilk?
So U are teh reesin I haz not been gettin mai attenshuns…!
Ur bref, I steelz it. nom nom nom.
Kitteh: “Wotch owt, kid.
Soon dey taik yew to da vet.
BAM! Yer harblz’ gone!”
What does it do? It eetz an’ puups, an’ wehn it iz nawt dewin’ dose tings, it sleepz, awl exackly lyk yew.
Butt kitteh pan eesier to kleen dan poopee babybutt an dipers. An kitteh eesier to ignore when yowlz in middul if nite. Kitteh littur an fudz cheeper dan formyula an diperz. Kitteh is much the bettr. We sendz dis ting back b4 it wayes up. Yes????
Not only dat, but kitteh won’t grow up an demand Nintendo an i-pod an collidge edumacashun.
You forgotted “it screeeeeeeeeemz liek banshee for no gud reezon for howrs at a tiem, then it pyukes all over” – nawt liek (moast) kittehz.
Alsew kitteh nebber callz at midnite sayingk “I needz bayle munnee,” andz whyle dey do sumtymz bringz hoam dere offspringz and askses to steyz, you canz spayd/nooter demz after!
Mai Cleo finks mai neese’s karseet iz preznet 4 Cleo. Shi lieks 2 slepe init wen da babi iz not dere.
Pink monkeh smells funneh
It dwools in frunt … kerries its poops in baggee on bottum. DO NOT WANT! We can sind bak an get nuther kitteh? Or goggie even? Or lolrus???? Ennything better !!111!!!
Ugly babee!
Lemme teech u nubber wan rool for bebbehs: BEBBEHS ARE NEBBER UGLY!
Iz ugly! Looks like babbeh burdie.
Hey!! Ai tayks O’fence to dat. Ai wuz dorable baybeee!!
So happy I am not the only one to think there is something off about that baby.
Compared to bebeh kittehs?
Uglee be in I of bee holder mebbee. But stnkee an noyzee an skwirmee be vewwy vewwy obveeus to enny kitteh in vic …. vissin … ennywun closet dan ten feet to baybeh. Plehyuckee.
Ugly O_O
LOLs, milk it wants?
i thought its a fertilizer masheen
Maddiez yu hz a flavr. Soul of babie iz delizus!
Cool pic. But what does the baby do? What does the cat do?
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bebbe doo goez n daipr – kat doo goez n liter box
*snif, snif*
Unh hooman, littrebx kneads changing. Kthxbai.
It make noise an make stink. Dats bout it.
Is this the new model? Does it come with flaps and lasers?
Dis remyndz me uv teh first tyme mai neffyoo (hoo iz 9 nao) kaym 2 mai partmint. We havd a torti-kitteh (lyke in dis pikshur) dat wuz abowt 8 munfs old, en neffyoo wuz 3 munfs old. Neffyoo wuz in hiz karseet onna flor (lyke in dis pikshur) en kitteh wantid 2 see wut dis noo fing in teh partmint wuz. Kitteh puttid her frunt pawz onna karseet en standid up 2 look at nefyoo, en dey bofe went “Whoa, sumfing!” at teh saym tyme. Nefyoo wuz notatall skayrd, he saw kittehz at himz howse ebry day, but kitteh wuz verree skayrd, she nevr saw ennyfing lyke a behbeh bfor! Kitteh watcht him frum akross teh room fr a wyle den desyded it wuz sayf 2 play wif her krinklyball toyz…but stil kept a eye on teh behbeh until he goed howm.
it kryz, it poopz, it pyookz…
it kooz, it smyulz, it lukz adorabul!
Can someone please please recaption this image to
But does it blend?
“But what does it DO?”
“It doesn’t DO anything. THAT’s the beauty of it!”
Last time I checked, it eats, poops, pees, and screams at the top off its lungs in movie theaters, churches, and restaurants.
It duz nofing. Datz y bebes r booooooring and teh kittehs rulz.
we can keepz it but if it noms on my tale or my fud, it slepz otside, kk?
It sleeps, eats and poos.
Hai, dat’s MI job!
TONITE WE NURSE TOGETHER, NO?
When it gets bigger, you can get it to open cans of food!
all it do is eat sleep cry and fart
U rely want 2 no wat it does? It pulls tails!!!
Dis kitteh not kill-ed bi curiositiness, but by bebbeh atack!!!!!1!
cat is cuter
Wate, let me poink it an see
*poink*
*poink*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Yup, tort so
do u hearz whut I hear- a bebe cry
wher we findin babe der be milk nearbi
an ifz we look in bebe buggi der cud be
plentz ub milk fur u n sum fur me….
momcat