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wuz BAD idea!
its okay. just calm down and count backwards from 10…
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stranded on a desert island
Kitteh’z naim iz Gilligan?
Conga ratz KK !! Wut U liek 4 celabrashinz?
letz awl ‘magine dat itz nyse an warm, an wii B at teh beech or pool wiff cheezfrens an ebberybuddy gitz a tawl, refreshimenting root-bier flote!!!
GMTA!!!
dis was mai 1st tawt wen Ai seaz da pool!! N Ai LUBBZ RooteeTootie BeerFlotiez
comgrachulashumz, kitkay!
a berry wawm an cozee nawt secund 4 U!!
Corm cat chew layshuns KK! Ai will join u at teh beach, in my itsybitsyteenyweenieyellopokerdotbikini, mai osostylish sunglassiz an mai dazzlin Cartier joolry (tehy has nawt asked for it back after Oscar nite, an is bery sparklee, so ai’s hangin awn to it). Teh root beer is, imho, teh pleh, so ai will has a cool refreshin martoonie if u plz.
An ai hav awnlee a few mnnits befoar ai must go – but – YAY!!! Kitkay! An eben moar yay fur inviting us to teh beech!!
Ai will appeer at teh beech awl rapped up in mai amber collered shawl. Ai trai to avoid the sun. . .I can do tan in deep shayde!! An ai’ll just taek that root-bier flote taht SJ duzn’t want – iz mai favloiet!!! thanks verre much.
Luk – when ai drag teh frinj around in teh sand, it maeks purtee patterns!!
gibbocat – iz taht a sand cassel yoo ar building??!!! *jump* *squish*
*mumble* blooberee muffin. . .hummmmph!
awwww shux!! !!11?
dat wuz a weplikka wyte cassel burga sew taht ebberybuddee wud gnoe wut mary O’ wus tawkin ob sum thredz bak.
eye wuz juss trynabee halpfool!!
Hi J……!
IRL I canknot due sun Eedder (makes teh wolfee [SLE] bite me), butt I rlly wannta hang out on a tropikal beech, so I travels there via ICHC!
Wii can haz fun in teh sun wiff cheezfrens! (an knot melt, eider)
kewel, but I can haz Barr’s Irn Bru flote insted? I iz nawt keen on root bier.
Hai, paws – what iz this Barr’s irn Bru ov wich yoo speek??? It goez well wif eis creem???
Iz teh Skawtish soft drink; taystz leik nothin els I noze, and goez well with vanilla I screemz.
I found an American source for Irn Bru and Ribenea and other stuff. It is at http://www.britishdelights.com/irnbru.htm
Check out all the other stuff we have been hearing about, too.
Whooooooo Hoooooo!!! That akshulee sounds purtee gud. Way to go D Marie!
ebberybuddy have yer fav. drinky—onlee rechoirmint issa littel paper bumbershoot in teh glass! Root Bier–looks lyke yoo eefer hate it or lubs it. (so menny Britches frens fink it’s naught awl that grate, akshullay.
Drinks served by hanscome tan yung man wareing a orange speedo. Pretty grate, akshullay!
Kong ratz yew layshuns, Kitkay. I wud jus lub a root beer flote, pls. Cud I hazzit wif orinj pop pleeze? Makez a nyce kewl, taykez yoo bak to yer kittehhood drink. Sortakyndalyka creemsikle. Yummm..
Az soon az I getz mai beech chare set up an mai buk and umbrella – ella- ella an beech towl wif teh rubberdukkiez onnit an sumglazzez an piknik bazkit wif teh chekked tablecloff an pikchuhat an suntan oyl an…
UR reply funny az the pic! Giggling wow.
th desurt island keeps movin!
N heer Ai M…uppa creek wif owt a paddle!
dat durn fool owl dun dezertedz mii!!
wuz only s’pose ta be 3 hour tour.
mebbe proffesur kitteh hav idea to get me outta dis mess
an eyem pheelinz kyna seesikk awreddee!
eye tink eye gawt teh hrblz cummin awn!
quickly !!! floof your tail and the wind will blow you across the pool…
or not.
“Blow wind… please blow.”
Hang Twenty
Ooh Hai RD
Wanna go onna Surfin Safairie?
Cowabunga dude
Lez go surfin neow
Everbuddy learnin hoe
Cummonna Surfariee wif meee
*Evreeboddee’s goin surfin’
Surfin’ U.S.A*
Ooh nooooeez! Ai kant finez mai BuggieBored
Ware do u usually keep ur buggies?
HALP!!!1!!
as U kin telll from mai fluffieTailz, Ai kant swimmmz
DIS IZ UR FALT HOOMAN now i iz stuck grrrr last tyme i trust hooman around water
dis remindz me ob teh thyme by liddel boi frew hiz brudder’s kitteh N2 teh pool–teh bitty tykes had sister kallycoe kittehs, an older boi (by jus 1 yr) herd that katz kin swim. He wanted too doo a ’speriment, butt, he wusn’t about 2 uze hiz own kat, in kase sumpfing went rong. Duh!
but, was kittheh ok?
Anser waaaaay down below, wif morr detaylz (behbeh kitteh wuz OK)
Awlso sutch an awsum faux care-troll rant taht u rly must chek it owt. Srsly.
mai boichik did teh similar fing.
We hadz a hyooge paddlin pool inna gardin.Cuyreoss nayber kitteh jumped onna syde ob pool den fell in.Teh kittehs sister wuz watchin frum a ’safe’ distance.
Mai boi pikked up teh sister kitter an put her in.He sed it wuzznt fare, tehy bowf had to hab a go!!(himz wuz onlee a toddler at teh tyme)
Ai wuz mortifyed!! Poor soggie moggies!!Much apologyzin to the nayber.
Shortlee after dis insident bowf dem kittehz jumped in mai fishee pond( no boi halpin dis tyme!!)
Yeerz ago, we had wadin pool. It wuz hot hot day, so we thot kittehs mite like soopervized swimmin with us standin by 4 rexcue if nessaterry. First 3 kittehs did not want, so we took them out. Littlest kitteh (full grown, but very peteet) wuz lowered carefully into water wif hands holding under her belleh. Az soon az her pawz tuched the water, she started swimmin like tigers on nature channel. I gess some kittehs have teh instinkt for swimmin an some donut.
raft cat
flotes
root beer flotes, and so doo I!
I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat
Jaws ref FTW!!1!
an a injun.
wut U sai, kimosabi??
*heddesk*
fankew. fankew!!1
eyem hea awl week!
Call me Ishmael
But ai fort ur name wuz Rodney…
But it IZZNT!! It’s a faux nom, liek wee hav! But – oh – fur heer, these AR r reel naymes. Nebbermind.
…but Moby Dick doesn’t start with ‘Call me Rodney.’
more’s teh pity
Rodney, ur reel naem is Moby?
R u a veggie singer?
that shoulda been a new entry
Or if U a kitteh, call him Fishmeal.
this reminds me ob a thyme when my sons were small and wii libed in an departyment complexion that hadda pool. My bois had sister callycoe kittehs, and once I went to teh korner store and whin I gotz back, teh apt. manager called me N2 teh office, an she hadda wet drippy kitty. She wuz upset that tehy had frowd a kat in teh pool. J. had frown his brudder’s kat N2 teh pool becuz he had herd that kats kan swim. “WY yoo frow A’s kitteh in teh pool? ” i sez. “Well I wanted 2 try a ’speriment, an I did knot want 2 try it on my own kitteh.” (Duh)
THat wuz teh 1rst an onlee thyme I left them out ob my site whyle wii libbed there!
regretz, i has dem.
kurageous kitteh flotez out 3 sea in serch ob teh blue bukkit 4 hymn walolrus fren.
WACHES OWT!! U mite loosen wun ob ur 9 libes!
And wacht awt 4 teh SREETCHING EELS!!!
Princess Bride FTW!
Surowndid… too mutch wa-wa…
Fido lied! This not funneh!
Burmooda, Bahahahama, com awn pretteh mamamamama
Letz gaw tew Kokokokomomomomo
Tihs song has always bovvered me, cuz Kokomo is in Indiana…..
kokomo mii bebbeh
kokomo mii ryte!!
kokomo mii bebbeh
liek U deed teh udder nyte!
plink gzing gzink plunk ♫ ( datz boddul nek stylee )
Robinson Crusoe kitteh can’t findz himz man Friday
dat darn geenee iz def…I wanted burd baf. Not kitteh baf!
Bottle brush tayl kitteh ar not amused
Sumwun kawl Yasmin Bleeth!
isn’t that the sisyphus kitteh?
HOO PUTTED TAHT KYUTZEZ FLOOFEEZ KITTEH IN THE POOL ON TEH FLOWTIE-TINGZ??? WUT KIND OB PEEPEL R U TAHT U WUD TINK TAHTS TEH FUNNEEZ??? TEH PURR KITTEH LUKZ ZKAIRD 2 DEF!!! SHAEM ON YOOZ!!!!
tihs caretroll messij brot 2 u bai teh lettrs E and Z n bai teh nomburr 2.
O NOES!! Iz dat a fin? Iz it? Mommie, getz mee owta heer!
oh. sh*t.
repercushins…. u will haz dem
easy to do,
the goggie said.
fun,
the goggie said.
yew’ll see,
the goggie said.
wut could possibly go rong?
the goggie said.
when i gets back,
i can has revenge awn the goggie? plz?
When I ar back, I makez goggie pay.
will putz him in the washer, that should teach himz a lessun
Columbus kitteh at most dramatical moment uv story. He onlee THINKS dis wuz bad idea. By getting losted and ending up in rong place, he discuvered all kittehs in America. Yay!
Izn’t dat a liddle liek lukin ober teh neighbor’s fence and “discubering” their kittehs?
Mai kittehs has dun dat, too, also lookt on uder side an discuvered pup dog. Sumtymz explorin makes teh good results… sumtymz not.
Yu no, I hezzatatered B4 posting original comment becuz I did not want to raze ishoo of Columbus bein unpeeceful to native peeps like on Sopranos Columbus Day ep. But now I fink of it, kittehs are kind of like Columbus becuz tehy like to explore, sometimes get losted, and like Romeow sez, discubber fings taht hav been tehre all along (like nayba kittehs or tree in yard or shoe under couch).
awww that is so cute u have alot of cute cat pictures
notice kitteh iz NOT on inflatable flote. dat wud not last long nuff for foto.
Sum yeers ago Ai had sum reely stoopy kittehs. No, reely, dey wuz stoopy. Ebbry thyme Ai tooken a baf dey wood come wandrin in an walksees on teh rim ob teh tub. Ebbry thyme, dey slipped. Doo to blud loss, Ai swicht to shours.
Serfin Cat waits fr wave taht
never comes
Wao zomg lukkit hao fat hims tail is, taht is wun nawt-happy kitteh! Do Not Want!
Oah, what the hell! The poor cat…Let me guess: after this picture was taken the cat paniced and fell into the pool, he? … So is there another picture of a soaked cat ^^
Conrad Black told me he just loved my pussy.
SURFING CAT LURVES TO SURV
Lol!! xD “Hiss~!!!”
Oh noez, I 4got my baithn sute!
Thanks for the biggest laughter today!