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kitteh watchin the oscar awards
Is Akshully watching all the purty dresses
Jon Stewcat kitteh not that funneh, I ar much funnier.
Hubcat can U getz me some mousies and nipz, I can’t get up
they be gibing the best actoh oscah
watchin the clip from rattatooie makez me hungreh.
after what seems lyke an eterniteh:
kitteh tinks to herselfs
when is this damned thing gonna end, time for mah napz.
odderwise gonna be late for work tomorrowz
Iz dat Diablo Cody wif a kitteh-print dress an a lolcatburglar tatoo awn her arm? OMG!!!!!
Congratz two_kittehs, pleez aksept dis award uv nawt seund!
tanks thisncat.
I wuld lyke to dedicate this award to ICHC, cheez frenz my two kittehs
yogeh and injeh
I lubs you all
:blows kisses and walks away wid a happy tayl
Watch out for the Kangaroo Kick of Doom!
SpongeBob cracks me up
Well eye meent wun uff mye favoreet showez: Star Trek TOS, Next Gen, DS9, Voyager, Enterprize…deed eye furgit n e?
The Animated Series, ov corse! “More Troubles, More Tribbles”, “The Slaver Weapon”, an sum uther gud wuns.
Oh tank u Maus! How cud eye furgit!
Teh fillumz? (well eggzept ST5 natcho rallee).
Hi paws,
Eye din no iff da mooveez cowted az a “show”. Wood fur mee dough!
Mee, too!
Ai luvs them awl.
BSG too.
gotta put inna gud wurd fur BSG.
new season. do want!!
okay.*gets owt liduul notebok; skribbuls:
see if video stoar oar liberry has copies ob BSG*
we be too thriftee to has cabul, so i dont no nuffin about dat show.
Is it teh win?
adn, how issit related to the anchunt bershun i memerember frum waybak?
Hai again, Mary, House of Spock – Yur haus be like mair haus before I married my huzband – I received only broadcast television. Huzband came along, insisted on kable. I wuz stunned at da thought of paying to watch television, but da History channel, discovery channel, sci-fi, etc helped me recover mai wits. THEN huzband ends up wid TWO satelite dishes to receive foreign tv (although I taps into one for my b0rg and Star Fleets transmissions), AND he just signed up for digital cable. I just can’ts believe anyone needs that many programmings possiblities….
ANYWAY – The new Battlestar Galactica haz things in common wid da old: dere be kommander Adama, and hiz son Apollo; but in da new series, Apollo’s real name is Lee, and he’s usually quite da wuss. Starbuck underwent quite da transformation: iz now a she, and she can kick everyone’s ass, including wishy-washy Lee, er Apollo. Baltar haz turned into a trubbled psychopath, who haz a new-class cylon following him around in hiz brain, which brings us to the cylons: the new-class cylons are humonoid, the lady ones being hot, former lingerie models. When de be in dere nudity as de frolics wid da witless humons, their spine glows red. Remembers Boomer, the black pilot friend of Apollo & Starbuck? She be an Asian lady pilot now – and by da way, she be Cylon too. And apparently so be Kernal Tiye (Kernal Tiye had very stranje wife who liked to publicly…well, U knoes…in da corridors of da old battlestar.
I likes the new BSG, but on an entirely different level than the original. And really, I liked the old one betters.
wow, wut a gud synapsis. dis will sabe me lawts ob hed skritchin wehn i gets a round tuit.
i never saw teh old Batulstar Galacatcica, but it seems kind of camp. New BSG is serious, and has gud acting (imho), and berry intresing ishues bubbling under teh surface b out teh human-ness and its alternative, about torshure and miffology and stuff.
All teh stuf that makes gud sci-fi so much fun.
I likes da new BSG, but the uniforms be nowhere near as cool as old ones, and WHEN IS DA BLASTED SHOW COMING BACK!!!! Didn’t they say November, that got pushed to December; there was one episode that wuz “spechul” cuz it waz about the other battlestar, now it be the end of February, and I still hears nothin abou new epysodes! (Though after knowing the old series, the thought of Apollo and Starbuck making each others spines glow in da dark…..well, I don’t knoes whut to say. Kind of like if in new Star Trek movie, they make Spock a female, and she and Kirk……..NOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSSSS!
Ai noes what yoo meen, Ch. Ai hav reel trubble wif Starbucks been a gurl. Just duzn’t werk fur mee. The charackter iz nawt beleevabul.
It’s liek the vergin ov “Teh Odd Cupple,” where Felix an Oscar ar played by women. Justs duzznt’ werk. What iz funnee when men do eet just iznt as funnee when wommen do it – an vice versa, ov corse.
Yes – if dey wants to just call the BSG ass-kicking pilot Kara, or Athena (who USED to be Adama’s daughter on old series’ now a baby half-cylon, izn’t she?). Fine. I beleeves in womens who kan kick ass and takes names. But why names her after the established male character? I liked da original Starbuck – handsum, charmin’, cigar-smoking, skeeming, dashing young man who could handle two dates at one time – wid da commander’s daughter and wid da, ahem, socialator. (And of course, eventually the beautiful but brainy (hey, she was an officer!) lost out to the blonde floozy soshalator.
Nao dat de riters be riting gaien, TV Guide bean sayzing BSG nex saisins startz March /08. No wanna wait; wanna newe nao!!!!!!!!!!!! Nao, nao….
*floofy ketteh sitz on keybored an stickes noes in mai faz.*
“Yu behave yurselfs. No too-yere awld tandrums. Or no BSG fur yu!” =^.!.^=
“an dat goes furr alla yus ceezpeeps.”
If they had awnlee just gibben hur teh nayme, it wudn’t bee so bad – but they traied to gib her teh charakter – compleet wif smokin ceegars.
An too bad about the dawter. Storee wuz moar intersting wif Athena as teh dawter –
Oh wells. Ai akshulee still liek teh old series. Ai leik the campiness. Ai think that’ were teh last Star Trek sereiz went rong. Wuzn’t funneh.
my latest info was that new BSG would start April 4 (in US; its diffrent on udder side ub teh pond, i finks).
But I don’t trust until i sees wif my own eyes.
Teh reesun Apollo is reeli kawlded Lee Adama…, iz daht dehy sez daht Apollo, Starbuck… R kawl sinez, nawt naymz.
DARN!! Agin missed teh chance to say gud morning!!
But – in teh original – weren’t these thier reel naymes? Ai don’t remembur (tho it’z been a wile) enebuddee eber menshuing call sines.
Tho yoo, paws, seems to hav a bedder memry fur thees detayles tahn ai do.
“The Trouble with Tribbles” wuz on late last nite – well, early this mornin’ at 1 am. Love that epysode, espeshually now it been re-mastered, and k7 looks more realistic. I now likes to think of loltrek when I sees it, with gorgeous Kirk’s repeated “wut?”s.
Ah waunt 2 noze hu put teh Tribblz in teh kwaudrotritikaylee!
And will sumbody cloze that door???
*plfumpf*
“Before they went into warp, I transported the whole kit and caboodle into their engine room, where they’ll be no tribble at all.”
Oh Ms Mary O’Spockn, dat is teh bestest tribble impersonayshun (or shud dat be imtribbleayshun?) ai has ebber herd, er, read. Eben our own Tribble wud be fooled bai dat ai fink.
why, fanks! i are honored just to be nom innayted… ayed like to fank the Academy (Starfleet dat is) , my parents for lettin me stay up and wachit wen i wuz a kid (TOS)once oar twice, NASA, adn moast of awl, my cheezfrens, without witch none ob dis wud be paws ibul.
♫ ♪ ♫ (orchestra starts playing the ‘gedofftehstaegmusick)
adnidliketothankgenerodenberiisakasimovduglasadamscslewis….aghhh
*large man in tastefullytayloredtuxedo “guides” teh still babbling MO’S off stage:FreeBurma! FreeTibet! Free teh Bukkit!!,
Oh Mary O,
Joo r jest awsum!!!
Mai fayce ar borked wib awl teh laffin.
How duz joo do it?
Wit,Wizdum,kyndness,memoree ob amayzing capacitee-you Haz it!
my pleshure. fanks.
adn, pls to remember, awl good adn purrfekt gifs (e.g. wit, wizdom, kindness…)come frum teh One in whoom we move, adn liv, adn hav owr being.
imho.
Mary – yur wit an awsumness iz eben grater tahn ai thot. Ai dint taek teh tiem befor to dessifur yur credit liszt . . .
Now – sumday ai’m gonna bee up to teh challenj ov fining teh moovie list awn “Oscar Nite!” Rite now, ai’m awnlee heer bcuz ai cudnt sleep cuz ai still havnt maed teh flite reservashuns fur teh trip to visit mai cuzin an he’s gonna kill mee if ai hav missed awl teh “less eggspensive” flites. cuz he’s paying fur them!!
Ebreetiem ai come awn teh interntez to doo it, ai com heer fur “just fur a minnit” an sebral hours layter ai havn’t dun eet!
Yikes – Tidmum – ai am traiing to gib yoo burgerz, an it isn’t werking! Sorree – ai’lltry again layter.
Kitteh wuz intently watching Oskars
i luvs “a tail of two kittehs”….
Watchin Garfield?
Kitteh is reddy for her peddy-cure.
I wuz jus saying to mah girlfrend jus the othur day, Monsterz mus leed innnnteresting lyves, maiiii starz…
Nao letz dip owr paddies in teh watur…
Bugs Bunny FTW!
“Grey’s” Anatomeh kitteh
Zombie kitteh waits to see who best actor award goes to…
Cute widdle toes
just want to TICKLE!
yesh! widdle pink toses, widdle pink toses…wanna getz me sume widdle pink toses
Iz bin habben dis prollem wish is maybe mi fault–warez mi cheezburgers?? soemtimz they dere…most timz tehy iznt. Iz me?
duzint noes, meetooo, butt duz lurv doz futties adn de liddel pynki futtie padz!!
ai gibbed sumwun burgers….den awl mi burgerz hav goed awai…..iz a puzzlemint……
oh hai guise…ai sneeked awai to teh owtside teh cafe, nexx to teh libbarry, to pik up sum wrielessess…..ai am libbing wiff dial-up ……an tawlk about teh dark ages ….wooo hoooo (an a wooo hooo fur Janet too) an iz almoss dark an so ai gotz to go……diz part ov twon iz nowt safe to be in affer dark…..
oh teh dial-up? taeks 5 full minitz jest to load wun ICHC paj……WWWWAAAAAAA
ai was ovbber bisiting u guise teh odder dai, but ebberywun waz so funni I jest red teh commmints an sat heer laffin in mi car…….guug fing ai dont gib a ratza** bout wat peepulz fink ov me ….hee hee
*SPLORT*
cant reech pro teck tiv geere
*SPLORT*
*SLPLORT*
haaallllppp meeee!!1!1!!
Hi Bebbeh kitteh, heer, hab sum choklit while Ai putz ur branes bak
*scoop scoop scoop scoop*
*sweepity sweepity sweepity sweep*
*mop mop mop*
*tuk tuk tuk tuk*
*pat pat pat pat*
whew! you haz manee branes bebbeh kitteh! hoepfullee ai gotz ‘em awl!
lemme see wut else is on teh CCC….ah! heer’s a nice sawftee blankee – i hoep teh kolor pael greeen is ok. And a CHRG(wdoi) – ai’ll put it on fur u
*tug tug* *pull pull*
u rest fur a bit an enjoys ur choklit
oh oh mai guudness dat feeelllz beddah nao – thkx Pwned!11!! greene blankit iz mai favrit.
mmmm – Choklit iz jus riet aftr teh horribel eggspeereens
*eyez CCC*
Waht’s tu drinkypoo? Sum errly grey tee maibee, wit milk adn shugger? Ai’mfeelin week *eyelashes eyelashes* Cud u maek me sum? *eyelashes eyelashes*
*luks around.
Where did PB2K go?
Hoo can rezizt behbeh kitteh wif the eylash blinkies?
Here is sum erl gray wif deh milk and shuggerz.
*retukz blankee.
oh, here takez dis possum shaped chokklit, too.
If u needingz enyting else just holler. k?
Thnx beez tu ceeling cat ur heer
Ai’m fealingz sooo much betteh nao*sip sip*
U r so kind heer in teh CCC
Ai will helpz teh ottherz in nede wen ai’m up adn abowt
Fanks, cweenmj…Ai hadz tu do sum werkz (gotta keepz teh kittehs in gushie fuds, dontcha kno).
An after dat meating, I fink Ai’z gonna join bebbeh kitteh in a cuppa.
Ahhh….CCC tee iz teh bestest!
I hab been bery busy and nawt chekkin ICHC as much as I liek… so I chek todai and *SPLORT* Ack… (wai is “splort” such a hard wurd tew tyep? I can nebber jest tyep “splort” wiffout eever slowin down or mayking a misstaek and habbing to deleet!)
He jest tew kyoot wiff teh liddle toe pads up in teh ayr! *smoo*
Oh, heer, I gets deh CCC and helpingz u. I tink der will b much splorting 2day!
*rummage, rummage,
*mumble to self: hope we havingz plenty of supplies. May need to do sum restocking.
Here ya go.
*sweep, sweep.
*scoop, scoop.
*tuk,tuk,
Dere, branez all tukked back.
U wanting a CHRG(w/doi)? Dis lukingz like a pretty one. Sum1 drawded
sum luvly harts on it. Must be leftober frum balentinez dae.
Der, dat will holding ur branez in while u recubering from SPLORT! Not too tite I hopez.
Have possum chokklit and a blankee to snuggle in. Wud u liking sumfing 2 drink? We have a nice assortedment of liquid refreshingmentz to choozing frum.
I must run now and distributez deh CHRGz.
Ther iz much splort danger out der.
**Dashes off with CCC.
ooh. is danjrous out here.
this kitteh is as kewt as …. as …. as a box of possums.
feel need to poke kitteh.
uh-oh.
shudn’t of thinked that partikyular thawt….
spllllloooooorrrrrrrttttttttttt
*thud*
ack! sumboddee roll de TTT oar the CCC ober here. Hmmmm. Kant gib him any possum shaped choklits, cuz dat wud be cowntreprdo, rm kwonterpurductabe um werks teh opposumate on hims. wut is a nawt cute shape ob choklit?
*tuks in speshul blankee desined for recentlee assimilayted b0rgs*
*pondurs* dat looks like the tastfullytaeloredtuxedo he wuz waring last nite. mustob stayed out all nite after the oskar bash.
Not u 2, PdB!?!?!?!
*mumblingz to self wile fixing PdB: o, deer, o, deer
*scoop, scoop,
*tuk, tuk,
*pat, Pat,
ok, branes bak in.
*pulz CHRG over PdBz hed.
Heer u go. A nice choklit (NOT possum shaped) and sum tea and a blankie
k?
*Igor’s ears prick up*
“me hear Branes?? pputs Hans in pokkits and goes into ack wizishun moad.
Doo teh Branes blong 2 Abby Sumwun bai chanz?
oh, thanks you ebberywun. I feel much better now.
*nibbles chawklit*
*sips tea*
*takes nap*
*moppity moppity*
*sweepy sweepy*
*Wype dis liddle bit heer*
*Scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat *
*tuk tuk tuk *
*CHRG (wdoi) in playce*
*Re-energyzin drinksy ob yur choyce..*
*Der awl bedder nao?*
Ohai MJ,Joo beez runnin rwnd lyke a loonie handin out teh supplies.!!
To halp joo in dis moast portint task,
ai hab werked my pawz to teh bone gettin moar CHRG fur teh CCC.Teh drawins be on an ai hab sent lotz ob sizez so ebbereewun can haz teh correkt fit.
Der beez manne flaggunz ob drinkses-awl kyndz,incloodin martoonies,eben sum stuff fur teh Trekkies-klingon Blood wine an Romulan ale.
Ai ran to teh shop lass ite(in mai ‘jamas) an got elebenteenyne barz ob fynesst choklit.
ther be sum moar sawft blankees in awl cullers.(ai mayde dem maiself)Teh CCC shud be well stokked nao,Plz to let me noe if ennefing else is runnin low.
should we start a list?
Andorian Ale
Butter beer
Catbury Choklit
D…
Dakkyry
El chupacabra
Fishbowl..
Gushifud
Happee dans
Glenmorangie
Highland Park
Islay malts
(we wuz runnin a liddle low on whisky)
oops gmta cweenmj!
Lessee: –
Islay malts
Jamdonuts
Klingfilm for minor splortajjes nawt rekwiring teh CHRG (wdoi)
Lotsa blankies
Marbles-fur does hoov lost dem
NIKKERZ-Green floofy,Navy bloo-(Wib Pokketz)
Oozo
(‘S ok SJ. I gotz deh sloooow interwebz. Takes sooooo looong to
refressh, I runningz ’bout 5 minits behind deh rest of whirld.
I will continuez list and hopes I not stepping on enny toez.)
Peenut budder.
Pastries (or pasties)
Queenly tiaras
relaxin tees ob manee kindz
Sammiches
T-Shirts
U-Haul trailer (to carry everything)
vermooth
waddermellons
xanax
yello submarine(in case teh uhaul aint big enuf)
zebra, team ov four(to pull teh uhaul
clap! clap! clap! berry berry funneh u guize
Awlwayz fun heer.
Shopping lizts bee a speshyalitee ob ICHC uzers.
Tehr ar mennee.
pssst Tidmum- wuts El chupacabra?
my ignoaranz, let me sho you it.
Joos not iggerant MaryO’
Der is a drinksy called this.
The Recipee-
1 part Apple Vodka
2 partz sour mix
2 marrasheeno cherriez
4 Ice kubez
Shake awl togedder in a shaker,strayn ober iyce an garnish wib teh cherriez.
Wallah!
Awlso,dis is a lejend from sowf america an mehiko.
El Chupacubra nown as Goat sucker, iz sed to drink teh goat blud.Wuz ‘discubbered’ abowt 10 yeerz ago.
Wiki got lotz ob info.
Classificashun. Cryptid
Grouping: EXTRATERRESTRIAL!!!!!!!!
Urban lejend? Acshully reel? Noebodee is reely sure..Twiylite zone *do do do dooooooo*
Fanks!
Oh, tank yew, Tidmum. We needing it all for this picture.
Especshully the Blood wine and the Romulan ale. We wuz completelee out.
So much cutenesses shudn’t be allowed by law.
Whut? U wants meh to kiss ur toez? Otay!
*smoo smoo smoo smoo*
** running by with CCC
**tosses out a CHRG.
Kyootest bebbeh kitteh EVER!!!!
Dem’s da kyootest widdle feets ever! Dat bebe iz jus preshus! WANT!
**swingz by CKL.
Here, I wuz in naborhood.
*tosses out CHRG.
Quick, put on CHRG!
Fanks cweenmj! Ai deffinittlee needed dat! Hed splort wuz iman…emmin…jus abowt to happin!
Blak an pinky toe pads!
blak an pinky toe pads!
Him luks liek mai kitteh wen hims wuz a behbeh, awl gray an fuzzy wit teh liddl blak noes.
OH! Iz he ded? He cudnta servived taht crash! No he’s alive! Howly cowz!
Teh Oceanic Six is WHO??!?!
Warning: pressing kitteh tummy and going “Poink poink” may reset entire universe.
Warning: Pressing kitteh tummeh an going “poink poink” WILL result in teh deployment of teh 5 poyntee ends and probable borkage uv yer hand…
Still worth it. Do want.
*poink poink*
Ooooooh… Taht’s nastee. An it happind sooo qwiklee!! Lemee help yoo wif dat. Heer’s sum ban daydes an sum sooving oyntmint. Bedder sitz daown.. Yoo need yore strenf.
Wud yoo lyk a nyce kool drink ob sumfin?
fank yoo iddd, ai wud laik a martoonie (why change a winning formula) while ai recobber mai strength an wait for teh bleedin to stawp. Was still toadally worth it.
Neckst, ai will daringly lift up kittehs widdel front pawses and snorgle dat belleh! Wiv no thort of teh grate danjr from teh pointee endz! And without a safetee net!!!
lukkit dat belleh floof standin up neer kitteh’z elboe — muss snorgl!!
**running by with CCC. Throwing CHRGz up in air for DR, Maus, & SJ.**
Heer! CHRGz for ebery1!
**much huffing and puffing**
I think I sawed sum folks up teh thred who look to b in need of CHRGz, 2.
This kitteh haz too much cyootnesses.
Oh no! Entire universe has been reset!
Cyootnesses gone in blink of eye!!
Now what?????
MJ,joo MUST tayke care ob yorself too!!
Heerz a speshull blankee made frum fynest kitteh floofage-curlee belleh fur wib orinj,grey,whyte,blak,bronze and teh sawftest peachee cullers awl innertwyned.an a biiig boks ob choklits.
Teh cumfee slipperz an a VEREE large Drinksy ob energee jooce.
An a giyhooge sparklee medal for ‘Services to teh Cyoot strikken Cheezfrenz’.
Oh, tank yew agin, Tidmum. I am just noaw seeing dis.
Too much running around.
Yew r sew nice to be making all the speshul blankees.
They are the prettiest onez I hab eber seeing.
And the choklitz are deelishiouses.
Ur thoughtfulnesses r appresheated muchly.
{{{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}}}}}}
yay fer cmj!!!1!1! haow cud wii du witouht u??
iz gettin funneh when hoomanz fall on der fasez
Kitteh iz watchn himz big bruvvers teh lyunz an tygrs on animul planit chanul
maybe himz watching americuz phunniest hoomin videoz?
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETZ!
muhst…tuch…feetz…
Oh, teh cute liddle toe padz! An teh liddle tale tukt up an hugged! An teh intence luk in deh iiz! Himz iz sooo cyoot! Want!!
Kwik! Were be teh CHRG(wdoi)! Were! Were! *runs arownd in panic*
*SPLORT*
…
Oh, it were on mai hed alreddy, I fgot 2 teak it ob yesturday. An I were wunnering wai peeps wer lukin at meh funneh.
Ohai starling,
donut wurree abowt teh non-remoobal ob teh CHRG(wdoi).
Fank Ceelin Cat joo hadz it on awreddy!!.Dat cud ob mayde a nastee mess.
Joo saybed poor cweenmj from anudder cleenup-She werkin awsum hards todae.
Renember-prevenshun is bedder tahn cure.-Myndjoo,teh awsum care from teh CCC beez wunnerful therapee.Better tahn teh N.H.S.Dey doan gib medissinal drinkses ennymoar.An theyr blankees arnt sawft.An az fur gibbin payshents choklit..Well!!!
Fank C.C we habz teh CCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok ya’ll.. i kan’t halp it ennymor!
SMOO SMOO SMOO SMOO SMOO SMOO
pleh.
Is akshully Oprah.
Kitteh watch Oprah?? I thot she wuz a goggie-person.
is mai favrite show, until teh partz where dey kisses, den i cuvver mai eyes wif mai paw an sez Ewwwww til teh kisses is obber.
AI has TOWD yoo Ai wood NAWT tawk on teh fone wen LOST iz on!!!!!! Tell dem Ai calls dem back aftur itz obber.
kthnxbai!!!
Those toes are too cute.
Him’s watchin da Animos Planets.
I tink he’s watchin teh scaree moovie. Mebbe he wunderz if he cans waitz till teh kommershul to uze teh litter bocks.
Himz watchin teh whopper comershul fer Berger King:D