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U haz bad flava.
But da kitteh tastes like….SATAN!!!!
(but de orinj wuz is…)
wut dis Satan taste like?
Bet it sumtin like peanut butta/cashew/chawclutt
Kafleen!!! Hai! Nice to see yoo. Ai wuz just getting reddi togo to bed. Cuz – it’s neerlee midnite heer.
Wow! Dat wuz qwick! Wutt a happee surrprise!
I came heer cuz ub u.
I is tryin to “make teh rownds”
rounds ar gud – so yoo know what has been going on.
ai must say gud nite, tho. ai’m falling asleep!!
ai’ll talk to yoo tomorrow. . .nitey nite, Kafleen.
too tired too log him in….zzzzz
Ize finkin it mai be mor lyke SINamin…
sumthing with brimstone/sulfur, of course!
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w00t! teh b0rg kween is furvest frum last! but lookey here, is dis a tie i see?
CH hab you b0rgified gibbocat????
c0ngratumalashuns!
nawt shoor eef eye shud b happee bowt dat oar knot!?
duz it kum wif helf inshurnz an a dentul plan?
Cookie’s human, yoo has dunnit agin!!! Congrats on yore ongoing qwikniss and presission. It seemz unwordlee sumhow.. Hmmmmm
osca teh growch!!
an clowz teh lid ob mai bin wyol ur der!!
congaratumalations to teh double nawt-seconds, cookie’s human an gibbocat! Dis kitteh be havin vishun problums…..
I sekund teh congrailutaions to bof Cookie’s Human an gibbocat! Well dun!
May Ai suggest a dance from “Spam-a-Lot“? Purrhaps the “Laker Girls Cheer?” Or the “Fisch Slapping Dance? – Yur choyse!
mebbe eyel juss praktiss mai sillee waulk wyol wii waitz fur CH..
Ai think ebbree wun iz heer – an thiz iz cloase enuf to teh top to start the rejoicing fru the fine dubbel nawt-second. But haz we decideded what to dooo?
Alas, PB2K – ai do nawt know these danses. Wud yoo liek to start?
Or – Romeow iz a fabulolso danser. Purrhaps Romeow cud start an teh rest ov us cud joyne in?
OK – awl dansers an rejoycers. We ar dansing an rejoycing much further down. Please come an joyne us there. Zauberfloete’s famous choklit caek an drinkz ov yur choyce will also bee serbed.
Ohnoze, So soree gibbocat… You R tying up wif CH… Cngratz 2 yoo 2!!!
Izzint tihs yore very nawt second, nawt second?? Tehre mus be a speshul fing for commm… comem marking tihs okashun.
Takes bakpak off an begins the serch…
*dig dig dig*
*rustle rustle rustle*
*owtch.. wehred taht saftee pin com from?*
Oh, heer, tihs berry shiny medal buttin on a ribbun wil luk so brite aginst yor furz….
*Hangs it around his neck with a flourish*
*MUAH*
And I fartz in UR genral diwection, too.
nih!!! nihh! niiiih!!!!!
yer mutha wuz a hamstuh an yer fadda schmelt ov eldurrberrees!
ptoouuiie!
Bring me a shrubbery!
Wiiiiiiiiiiif….a hairing!
Neeh!
meh; onlee a flesch woond.
come bak!!! i’ll byte yer legs orff!!!
iz berree tempin 2 cuttun payzt awl deze
an taek em 2 thredz obah >>
flicky ticky tocky PATANG!
we shall wave r privates at ur anties!
So, lolkitteh defending kassel is Fransh?
lissen kerfullee. eye shal sai diz ownlee wunz…
y do u tink i haf dis outrajus aksent??
irongrrl22 I giz U 5 cheezburgers fer takin da werds outta my mouf!!!
yer wherds: dey had a flavur?
sew mush sew taht eye swallo’d dem!!
R ewe sayin Nih 2 dat ol woman? Oh wut trubbled teims we libs in!
Monty Pyton totally roooles!
go n boil yr bottoms!
Iff u wish tu pazz, answer mee deez qweshonz free:
Whut iz ur namez?
Whut iz ur favoright culur?
Whut iz de air speed velocitee uff a swalowh?
Iz dat a yurpeen swalowh or a naphrikan swalowh?
Witch wun iz big eenuff tu mygrate wit a kokonutz?
Dat wood beez de naphrikan swalowh, eggsept tehy is nawt my grattori!
Wut iff de fli een tandum wit da kokonut tyed between dem?
De europeean wunz, not de afreecun wunz cince dey not mye grattori.
Wut, wif a vyne?
Whut iz belocitee (an ferocitee) of kitteh chasing migrating swallo?
[pounce]
[nomnomnom]
hoo swallowz teh swallow?
dis ebil kitteh issa which!
how yoo no dat?
She terned mii into a Noot!!!
I gots al bedr…BERNZ ER ANNIWAIZ!
Dere are waiyz uv telin if shez a which…
Iff too birds is going toward eech uddur at 20 miles per hour, and a fly is flyin between dem at 30 miles per hour, how far dat fly go in one hour?
*snickur*
Iz teh fly headed toward or awai from teh Snicker?
not know. i eated da snikkor.
If a fly is flyin 30 miles per hour, well, den, hee wud go 30 miles in one hour!!!
“I told him we’ve already got one!”
but i eated it.
I pleh in your general direction
hey ho CH well dun an concatchumalayshums awn anudder nawt sekind!! we kin du teh stikky out tong danz! pluutz pluttz pluutz!
( and dere’s gotta b a motikon fer dat! );)
offen CH has to go do brane surjery in breaks between getting nawt sekend.
eye cudda ewezd sum halp liek dat,
az mai brayn totallee borkd at seein ‘no commintz’!!
wuz huntin roun fer commintz an der wuz nun?
but happilee CH makes teh gud commint an eet beelawngz at teh tawp!
hello,everyone. i just got my computer and was led by bff to this site. it is fabulous. You are all correct, monty python rocks. Uhm, i’m not sure how to do this— the etiquette and everything, but may I join your conversations?
yes, pls dew.
Oh, Mais Oui – what must Lucretia bee thinking ov us. She asked so politely -an nobuddee sayd enething – and she has nawt been heer since taht ai have seen.
LUKRETIA!!!!!! OV COURSE YOU CAN! ONLEE ETIKET IZ TO PLAY NICE, BEE KIND, SPELL “THE” AS “TEH” (or nawt – as you wish) – AN TRAI VERREE HARD TO MAEK A GUD COMMENT IF CONFRONTED WITH THE “NO COMMENT’ PLACE. DO NOT BEE SHAWTING “FURST.”
An THAT’s wai we dans an jeneralee rejoice fur the nawt-furst(s) hoo manaj to say ene wurds taht maek sum sense. Rather tahn tel lame shouting ov “FURST!!”
Until yoo hav been there, teh instant brayn freez wehn confronted wif “no commints” cannot bee understood. Eben teh cleverest ov peepl suffer frum it.
However, Cookie’s human seems to hav no problem, prolly doo to hur borgness. Fur Ambercat, there iz no splanashun.
eye fink dat mebbe, been az ambercat be frum teh teenytinyhingerlund wer wii haz teh dr whomsowevah an himz tardis – mebbeh she am usin teh tiem worp 2 sit bak an fink wyol teh rest ob uz am strugglinz..?
oar kud b she am juss awsum smrt!!
Ai this iz combinashun ov tiem worp and awsum smrt!
Ambercat – Ai ment Ambercat has the combinashun. . .
ai wish ai cud say, liek Ch, taht mai commintz were poasting awn there owe, but ai am reellee hitting the “add comment” thingy.
doctor who am teh timelord tiep chappee an he b habbin a pleese bawx dat am liek sumtin owta an escher pixtewr – mushsum bigga on teh insiedz tahn teh owtzied. berree straynj.
Oh!! Dr Who! Ai see it now. We doo hav BBC Amerika – an tehy hav Dr whomsowevah – so ai hav seen it. But ai donut know it well. Teh dr luked liek . . well – NOW it luks liek doctor, but befoar ai wuz seeing “drive,” oar “drip” drum –
*sigh* Too much to know – too liddul tiem.
It be true I had brane surgeries to tends to, but I also be bummed out about the struggles being xperienced with ICHC – I hardly vote anymore, cause it takes too long to refresh. It be so difficult to travel back in tyme to old photos – they often take 4ever to load. My comments dissapear into da intertoob darkness. Yes, I hears from some cheezepeeps dat using firefox or even IE 7 makes everything better (but some also say problems remain) – but nawt everyone kan download new browsers in hopes of getting dere “vote early and vote often” voting rite back.
By the moons of Saturn – I didn’t even press enter to send in the above comment! It flew off on its own! Several times my comment won’ts post when I wants it 2, and now it be posting on its own.
At any rate, I will share a dance with gibbocat, tongues in, if U doesn’t mind; and uze one of dose satelite dishes on mai roof to send a message to Star Fleet to send their best enjineers; to the b0rg network to sends their best assimilators, to the da Klingons to send dere best warriors to pound the ICHC techies into a can-do attitude.
Really, we needz it fixed.
Maybe if I could have a small piece of Zauberflute’s choklate cake I wuld feels better.
heer – yu can has mine. it has onlee a liddle byte owtovit…
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I has to come hoam to yoos Safari becawse teh InnerwebExploder at mah werk is such teh suck…
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d’yoo wanna ham sammich wif yer cayke? i has a half left over frum luches todai? :helpfulsmile: ?
Any part of da ham sandwich left? Its for my kittehs, of course…okay, I’ll share some of it wid dem….
tiem fur mii 2 persunallee send u teh bigsum huggee ob concatumalayshumz
{{ CH }}
an eye hoep teh sweepin up ob de brainz hazunt been tyre in u owt 2 mush 2 danz a liddul wif mii.
hoop la ( oh no! datz mai sillee waulk. )
eye let u leed…
LOLZ!! This dansing iz starting to luk leik Oscar nite!! ai just sorta started neer teh top. Ai’ll go bak up an direkt ebbreewun to com down heer, OK?
But – what ar we dansing???
eye cud sujjezt sumtink frum dr dooliddul,
but eyem finkin dat dr dooanawful lot iz moar liek CH.
Sumthin’ melancholy, to fits my bummed out mood.
Gibbocat, I puts on my prettiest draped metallic dress and daintily gives U my hand to start dis danse. Of ourse U knows that as I softly caresses the back of the necks of mai danse partners, my b0rg tubules extend and pierce into my partner’s neck to deposit b0rg nano-teknology, and the partner then be assimilated as the band plays on….
hey dat tikkulz!!
to gibbocat: wachout…she’s behine you…
music playing is “i got choo…under my skin…”
gesundheit!
mary – taht iz a reelee gud choyce ov mewsik – boff appropreate an melancholee – but don’t yoo think maybee sumwun shud reskew gibbocat?
How long does he hav befoar he iz similated?? (ai missed moast ov these epeesoads.)
hmmmm. how do you propose to reskew him?
he looks like he duznt want reeskewin…
mai eye sai dat u iz lukkin mowst wavvishin az eye wuz spectin u 2 b in ur gown an mask 2 remindz mii ob teh tiem eye plaid teh gaeno.. gynocol… doktah fur teh wimminz tingz in a pantomym.
but teh slinkee metallik numbah am kwite dazzlinz!!
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dip
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and twerlsum
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dip agin
buoy!! diz am sum sloe danz!!??
Ai don’t know where ebreewun went. But – yoo has had ten minnitz at leest fur teh slo dans – an yoo arn’t ded yet.
Sorree – ai am laffing an cannawt type.
Ai hav prittee much missed awl ov the borg episodes, so ai don’t know iff yoo needs to be reskewed oar not!
nebber mynd.
u juss tell CH 2 gib mii a showt wen iz tiem 4 anudder dip an twerl -
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eye’ll b in teh stoodeeo payntin teh gowst ob king hamlit awn teh bakkulmintz ob elsy norah cassul….
Just feels dat way az little tiny nano-probes forces their way into your brane cells, and through you cirkulatory system, and little enhancements start popping up from your body such as assorted mechanical gizmos, and dat thing springing from yur eye will actually enhace yur vision, as you now be able to see in both infra-red and ultra-violet spectrums.
My, isn’t the music lovely? You ARE such a wonderful danser….
giglol- may I cut in?
oh, too late. JCH40K sent me to reskew him,
but I see i dallied too lawng.
hey diz cud b weel ewesful 4 mai airbrush extenshun – do u fink eye cud hab a compwessur bilt in 2?
and you wont need glasses for the fine work on private commissions!
Gibbocat iz having hiz privates commishuned? I didn’t noe u
coud doing that.
talk 2 mii pwivitlee abowt diz….
**whispurrs**
Meeting me under teh palm tree.
midnite at teh oasis?
Oh jes, we will b singingz and dansingz:
**Darn! I 4gotted how mary O sed to make the musik notes.
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Midnite at teh oasis **dansy dans
Send your kittehl to bed **twirly twirl
Shadoes paintin’ r faces **dansy toward teh oasis
Traces of romance in r heds **dansy dans
Heven’s holdin’ a haf-moon **twirly twirl
Shinin’ jus 4 us **dansing further towards teh oasis
Let’s slip off to a sand doon, real soon **twirly twirl
And kik up a lddle dust **dansy dans
Cum on, Cheezbergerz is our frenz **twirly twirl
Dey’ll point out the way **dansy dans
Cum on, till the evenin’ ends **dansy dans
Till the evenin’ ends **twirly twirl.
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U don’t have 2 anser
Dere b no need to speakz
I’ll b ur kitteh dancser, pranser
And u can b my sheik.
berree lubberlee!!1
berree chic
**getting old — heering not so gud**
u berried chikz?
y wud eny1 berree chikz?
u doan leeb teh ebidenz layin rown!! 1
an b sydz, iz ee zee heer in teh sandoonz.
skraep skraep a hoal.
kwik kik ob teh sand…
smoov smoov
pat pat.
wut boddee??
nobodee!!
C?
Dribes up in liddel red waggin paynted bloo…
Fulled up wif teh chiks wut layz teh bloo eggz…
JCH40gabillionK stachoo standin prowd,
surrowndid by Merikan flagz, wavin in teh breez
” Haz yoo seed a leddel chik rownd heer? We R missink 1 ob owr darlinks”
*snerk*
Gotta gedddowt ob jale free card?
juss az well – eye’m needinz a gnu pweskwipshun!
an eet sabes munnee 2!
hey mary, diz is gut!
iff eyeda noen b 4 eye cud a bolunteerd!
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hey. wass wif awl dese toobz??
here. lemee see…
er, um
sowy, dat camed out diffrent frum wut i spekted…
nuffink 2 C heer. toob alawng.
Ai dunno – thiz iz nawt quite teh celeree brashun ai had envishuned. Where hav awl the peepl frum teh West gone?
altho – Kafleen offen wil just dans bai hurself when there iz no wun else there. Maybee there iz sumthing straj going awn on this Munday nite taht ai am not aware ov.
dey hab awl gorn 2 teh bawl gaem??
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mebbe dat’ll stawt ms mary O’ singinz agin…
cue mewzix:
luks lik janet got it covered
Oh Mary – ai thinkz purrhaps yoo were rite. Being borgleik iz appharentlee a gud thing?
Oh well. A melancholee celery brashun iz still a celery brashun.
So – fur teh two borg Nawt-seconds, ai will dans ober heer in teh korner a saife distance away.
*sings to self whilst swooping in small cirkels in the korner*
Now iz he munth ov Maying
Wehn merree ladz ar playing
Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la laaaah
Each wif hiz bonnee lass
Upon teh greenee grass
Fa la la la laaaa
Fa la la la la la lah lah laaah.
thassa kompleetlee diffrunt kyna pole dansinz!!
Ai ar multi-talented!
tank yewz awl 4 teh sellybrayshunz.
it wud seam dat wierdpress haz worn uz dawn 2 teh nub
an bisydz, eyem trippin ober awl deze toobz.
tiem 4 a martoonie an sum sprinkulz.
werz taht PDB wif himz dwinks trollee?
PdB iz – in bed???? Ai donut know where he lives.
But – ober there = awn teh cart – ar awl teh drinkz. Do yoo know haw to make a martoonee? If so, ai wud liek wun, too, pleese.
mai martooneez suk.
but if eye gibz u a straw….
There’z a clefur remark in there sumwhere, but it won’t pop intomai brain. Ai think ai’m getting sleepy.
If yoo gibs mee a straw, ai will drink teh “sukkee” martoonee – wich will shurlee put me to sleep – becuz taht’s what alcohol cuz to mee!
At leest ai cannawt eber bee a tyresomelee inebreeateded purrson. Ai wud bee just snoozing in teh korner lawng befoar that!!
tank yewz awl gud peepul ob cheezland.
but nao eye must awai
4 eye dun lepht king hamlit a meer gowst ob a gowst awn the bakkulmintz ob elsinore cassul.
exeunt stage left..
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‘nite.
That akshually mite be a b0rg straw coming out yur eye. I’d be kareful who U gives it to.
Yikes!!! Ai thinkz ai just drinked mai martoonie wif it.
*It’s mad! It’s gay!
A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev’ryone takes,
Ev’ryone breaks.
Ev’ryone makes divine mistakes
The lusty month of May*
We cud hav a hole thred ov just merry May pomes!!!
Oh – furgot! Camelot!!! – FTW!!!
Yes, I iz tryin to wurk wif it, but I findz I’z just not wanting to spendz az much time here, an makes me has a sad. Lotz of ovver cheezpeeps not here enny more lately. Ware’s salleh? Ware’s karen? Pleez fix it?! Pleeez?
Oh yeah, an ware’s Teho? Eeven teh usually proliffik Jack Deth not so much aroun..
Teho – bin wondering taht maiself. ai think ai mite drop over to vox an see what’s up.
cratz – pleez do not be gibbing up. Ai’m shur tehy will get it awl fixed soon.
Salleh has moobed an has awnlee a verree slo dial up. She will be bak as soon as she can get a faster connekshun. She sayed to tell ebreewun “hello” an nawt to werree.
But yoo ar rite – menee peepl ar missing.
Fanks, Janet. I’m seein teh voeting burgrs more often now, so itz a littel bettr. But lotz of cheezpeeps ar MIA. I’ll keep tryin. I cant waste neerly as much time doin sumpin else.
See? I not be the only one who B sad and frusterated at the ICHC improovements. Let’s all just moove sadly back and forth akross da floor to the sad strains of “Melankoly Baby” and maybe the Cheezes will take pitty on our sorrowful danse.
ju noe, CH, taht it b berree straynj konsept –
imajinin awl teh cheesepeepz bangin der desx an slappin de moniturs, drummin teh finguz, switchin browzurz an chawmpin at teh bit, cursinz teh weirdpress till teh aer am so blu u cant C fru it –
awl 4 teh needz ob been heer 2 say sumthin stoopy 2 mek eberree buddee laffsum.
eye iz shoor ceilincat seez teh joek.
Ok – nau it’z funneh.
Becuz – what CH sayed there iz what iz reelee happening. Cheesepeeps awl ober teh werld ar bangin der deskx an slappin teh monitors – lots ov finger drummin goin awn. . .
Being deprived ov teh chance to say sumthing stoopee iz a terribul fayte!
Shoor iz, janet.
if it am az troo az eye fink, taht lafter be the bess medisin
tehn awl teh cheezepeepz shud b teh helfiest peepz in teh whirl !!1
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been hear awn ICHC iz dooin mii sum pawrful gud !!11!
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lawng lib laftur! amen
AND trying to say that stupid thing in poor English!
Iz firefox I use n wurks fine, cheep 2!
Texas early voting is going on rite neow – we allus votes early n offen and even sumtiems in affabetical order
(cf. Landslide Lyndon Johnson and Box 47)
oh, oh, oh, ai nose a gud danse 4 stikking out teh tonges! Teh Haka!!!
teh Moari war danse, witch is wayy toooo awesum!!!! shoutin’ out werds, fearce body moshuns, and, best ob awl—makin’ extreem faces an tong movement!!! Iz wikked w00t!
oooooo why didn i fink ob dat? like in teh moobie wale rider?
eye doan habz teh boddee fur taht!!
eye berreed it in teh sand up at teh oasis!
Teh chikz!! Yoo berreied teh chikz. Juzt becuz it wuz eezee???
Purrhapz yoo shudn’t go to teh beech to offen. Just sayin.
wuz a dummee
fur deminztrayshun pawpoyziz ownlee!
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sumdai sumbuddeez gunna dig up taht rubba chikkin an skritz deyr hidz!!
*tee hee*
LOLZ an ROFL. . .ai dunt now wai that iz so funnee . . ai can’t stop laffing. So – alreddier – ai’ve added 30 miniutes to mai lief. Thankz
Ai’m awnlee heer becuz ai cudn’t sleep cuz ai wuz spendin so much tiem heer ai still had’t maed teh flite reserbashuns fur Florida – now ai hav found reesonaul flites at resonabul tiems – an hav to wait to call an maek shur itz OK wif ebreewun – still way too urlee.
Yikes – ai’m tawking again. email?
happee 4 teh lief xtenshunz, janet.
noe charj!
e.mail..?
yu doan hab 2 aks!!
*whispurrs* ai alreddee did it
nuffink een mai eenbawx..?
yor yankin mai toobz!!1
kaerful – tehy am noo!
hao meye gonna splayn 2 CH teh kink een mah toob??
hab a hart!!
heah – diz wun haz teh nanno – mykro fingammee
wif de borg 12000 myol garantee!
trai eet 4 siez
*tee hee*
hahah Shaungrl thats what I was thinking
get the cow! the cow!
Fetchez la vache!
whut? Getz da kau!
too late. i eated kau.
run awayee, run awayee!11!
Ppppffffffftttttttttt awn yew.
kitteh, u need to putz ur tung in. do not want it stay like dat 4 eber!
ith nawt maken faytheth, mai tung *ith* thtuck liek dith…
i toald u!! nao itz 4 eber!!1!
plth i donotwant to heerth bowt it
…i takes dis comment at face value. definitely nawt tung in cheek…
Joor mudder wuz a hamster and joor fadder smellz of elderberries!
ur mommee wuz a hamsturr, nd ur daddee smelz liek elderberreez
Do Not Taunt Happy Fur Ball!
Botox in ur tung, nawt so grate akshully.
In teh naem ov tung
What moar in teh naem ov tung
I’ll see ur Pleh,
and raise u a Pleh Pleh.
Flick Kitteh wuz tripel gog darezed, iz lukkin 4 teh flagpoll
First I hear that line as a closing sound effect on John Dvorak’s podcast – now I see Monty Python of ICHC?!?!
What has the world come to…
yup we edumaccatted lols here!
Teh Tung and teh Tasteless:
Marmie Cat’s third husband habs fallen ober frum a hart attack, juss as he waz bout to b sentenced fur selling illegal nip.
Marmie Cat luks at teh hole situashun wif disdain and disinterest.
Wat duz Marmie Cat kno? Wat did Marmie Cat do?
Tune in tomorrow fur anudder episode of,
Teh Tung and teh Tasteless.
O MI PAWED!!!!!!
U r sew fabulous!!!!
FTW!11!
I meant that fur yur wonerful soap opera Romeow, n case my awe ov ur awsome win gits lawst among da replies…
Fanks, mah Princess.
*blushes*
cue paino theme song aka nadia’s theme ♫
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plink plink plink plink plink plink plink plink
*strings enteh* ♫♫♫
Moar impotentlii, wut WILL marmie cat dew?
oh oh you bebemberd how to make musik notes can you share plz? i give you sqirl scowt cookyz! o | o o| o o
like dis? ♫♫♫ just copys! ♫♫♫ ♫♫♫
ooh i always has dat show on in de mornin!!!
wuz Marnie eber marrid to Viktor Newkat?
Iz dis teh sope opera teh “Shhh!” kitteh waz watchin?
U knowz I fink you rite — cuz dat what me n mom always sayz! Akshuly, dat not troo — we would say it but evey1 nos it time for our storeez!
Gween eyed ladee, lubbly ladee
Strolling slowly towards teh sun
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Gween eyed ladee oshun ladee
Soothing ebery wave dat cums
FTW for Romeow, here.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc1PHk9FhIk
Hey Bubbashoomin!
U styled meh owt!
Fanks!
Aww, psshaw. *rubs paw in dirt*
On second thought lets not visit Camelot,
tis a silly place!
I haf 2 poosh da pram A LOT!!!
eye liekz toast wif jamalot!!
ai dont gib a damalot!
dey singz abowt spamalot!!
doez bowld nytz ob kamylot.
Tho ai lieks hamalot.
teh gurlz skweemd fur Wham alot!
I likes Spam and jamalot!
lol
;.P
Stoopy weirdpress *shakes paw at chu*
kitteh sez
PLEH!!!
IF U EVAH FEEDZ ME DIZ POOPEE DRI FUDZ AGIN I WILL POO IN UR SHOOS!!!
AH WAVS MAH PRAIVUT PAHTS AT UR AHNTIES! U ELEGTRIK DONKEH BOTTOM BAITERRS! ~wiggle wiggle!~
hahahah OI DONT LOIKE SPAHM! ~gigglesnort~
Kitteh canz beez moast
deeturrminnd. Nawt sekkund kloo
iz unbleenkeeng stayr
Immoabillittee iz
annuddurr gud kloo. Kitteh
tryz 2 beez a rawk
Awllwayz watch Kitteh’z
tayl. Iz suttill antennuh
dat showz Kitteh’z mudez
Tayl currld akrawss floar
iz ‘Happee Tayl’. Snappeng tayl
meenz Kitteh’z annoyd
Cuddilz andz Rubbinz
arz bestest kurez, butz oanlee
wenz Kitteh’s reddee
Jack.
thankyu JD
jack – ai dont know what to say taht ai havn’t alreddee sayed. . . but yoo NEBBER fayle to delite!!
*whispurrs* laughingman12221 – bee shur to leeve spaces between teh smilees oar they wunt show up propurrlee.
&heart
Hae yu post. Get bake hear so Iz kin finifish riting yu. Arghhh!
‘ur motha wuz a hamstur… but she looked liek a maus so i eated her (wut? i iz a kitteh!)’
HAHA!!!! ROFLOL!!!!!! MONTY PYTHON!!!
TOOZ MANY COMMEANTS!!
I can haz Monty Python impersonation?
lolcats bad manrs
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