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can we nom you nao?
Yay Mary O 4 f-f-l! I been workin all weekend baekin chawklit caeks, want some?
o hai , zauberflote! yes, thanks!
hey, we never got to danz for your furvest from last teh otter dae adn i gotta werk, so howbout you cook up somefin fun & i’ll brb…
Fanx, Mary O spockn! Ai lefted early cuz I had to baek teh caeks. So I gotz: plain chawklit, plain chawklit wif buttercreem frosting, chawklit layr wif chawklit icing, , red velvet caek, an a cupple ai don rememember teh names of. Plenty 4 everibuddy!
What kind danz u wants? Somethin in 4/4 wif a tail to it. Um. Teh twist-ur-tail and shaek it all about?
is dat like teh hokey pokey? you show us hao.
dang, i still gots Under duh Sea stuk in my hed.
I can has pretty dolphins dancin?
(cue steel dwums…)
yummers, lets be new lol frens!
~I am suprised u r nawt da most popular person here~! free caeks, an der is no martini swilling happy mob of cheese peeps?? 
da werld ndeed haz fallen awn its ear!
ok sew I’ll set up the bar, and Z, b a darling an cawl up janet an de uvvers, I’ll help too and we shall b partying n no tyme flat
*comes in after hard day of stormin teh cassel*
ahhhhhh
*in nearest chair. *
any of dat red velvet caek left?
Mary, House of Spock, congratumaltions on your nawt -sekond, but we iz werkin wid fawlty teknology: comments don’t be registered; skreens still take forever to refresh; voting burgers disappears, and causes another long-winded refresh…sorry to give diatribe during celemabrashun, BUT LETS GET DE PROBLEMS FIXED, PEOPLES!!!!
hence the laem comment i made. werdpress eeted teh brilliant one!
wich would hab ben “can you hear me nom?”
brilliant komint! wurd press is mean!!
(i thot i wus the onli wun who was still having probs wiff da brugers an awl.)
well, truth is i wuz continuwing my laem running joke about wp always eetin my brilliant comments.
i just typed it wrong the first time (nocomment panik set in) and it took too long to reload to get it right under my first commetn befoar i had to do some werk.
*ponders*
hmmm. but if any body out dere reely belives dat WP has a brilliant filter adn eets my best ones, i think i might be able to sell you some lovely swamp land
in Lweezy Anna. Easy access to alligators. Romantic Spanish moss dangling from the live oak trees. Pierogue inkluded.
offer sounds good but I already lives dere. I guess I could show da viktims ~ I mean prospektz ~ the property!
ohai, Dee Dee! ware yat?
*whispurrs* mary – yoo hav left mee aloaon wif Ch an gibbocat an ai think hhe’s being simmilated. Ai needs yur halp!
steps in transpoarter beem…
I beez deeps in de Cajun Kountreez, in Houma LA. I think I not livin bery far from ur bayoo-side propeteez!
yes! i no Houma! used ta hab an aunt libbed dere.
In Lweezy Anna I moztlee libbed in teh N’Orluns area. Grad skool at NOBTS ; libbed in gentilly area, across the lake in Purl Riber and nex to teh nint ward in Chalmette/Arabi.
day be usin fawlty towerz fer teh tecknololology?
wee rekwested b0rk teknawlogee adn dey gibbed us borKed teknawlogee…
oy, teh first b0rk shud, ob corse, be b0rg. *sighhh* teh b0rg teknawlogy in my brane is b0rked.
Baaaaziiiiiil!!1
mennee comcatshumalashumz mary O’ 4 teh nawt secund awn sush a kewtsum pik chewer! nomm nomm nom.
mebbeh wii singz 4 u
♫
4 tailz awn the carpit
4 hidz in teh bowlz
sush awsum tru kewtness
am gud 4 teh soulz
♪
tra la lilli deedee
hmmm. wich toon we usin?
Sounds liek “King and I” to mee
“We Kiss in a Shadow”
nat king cole iz a clu..
mai bowl u mai borroe
but doan spill awn teh floor
oar mebbeh tomorro
tehy doan feedz us noe moar
♫
ooooooo*holds hed between paws adn skweezes*
sumfin bout redSails in the Sunset? no, wayt…
Three coins in a fountain?
gess it wudda bin tree coynz – cept der am faw kittehz.
sew eye went 4 sumtink dat rymz wif tailz.
saem toon mefinx. mously.
ok, so nao i can write Three Coins in the Fountain!!!!!!!!FTW!!!!!!!!!!?
sigh. i likes teh nat king cole. *pads orf to look for cd durin break in werk even dough should be uzin time moar wizelee*
3ree coynes bideo- surprise ending!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rxNvQQ0BJ8k&feature=related
trai red sails 2 ryem wif tails mebbeh?
i posted a 3ree coins linkee. mebee it’ll showup layter…
and…..rite on cue- dere id iz.
… but do we need a cellphone service that decides to suddenly nap in the middle of calls ?
“sorry I dropped your call… yeah. I walked thru a sunbeam and my phone fell asleep”
WIN!
LOL!!
“then i stepped in a puddle and it clawed me. Can I call you back? There’s a dog walker comi…”
Can U hear me nzzzzzzzzzz
# cSmall : ” … AIEEEEEEE !!! MY EAR !!! “
Teh more fud bars teh betterer!
dis fud bar gotz no sneees gard. Ew. Kitteh furz in teh fudz!
I be bummed again – my first comment did not register.
IZ THERE A MAINTENANCE DEPT AT ICHC STILL WORKIN ON DA WARP DRIVE??????
dey still be werkin on teh flotes for JCH40K dae pareade.
nom nom nom nom
How does promotion to the front page work? this only had 2 votes.
Odd. Mien says 59 votez! But it only haz 4 brgrz.
Nawt shor, but I finkz teh burgrz goez bak tu zearoh wen pik goez tu frunt payj. Sum mey alsew b adid bai cheezfrenz.
Plx tu kurekt meh if i iz rong.
An fur me, wen I go to look at vote payjis, da furst payj I get is da latest to be put up, so dey has da lowest votes. Moar pix come in, da stuff awn payj 1 goes to payj 2, etc. So maykin it to payj 1 meens berree little essept nao ebreebuddee can see an vote awn dem.
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NOM
NOM-NOM
NOM-NOM-NOM
NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
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ai heer u n u n u n u!
*perks up* Bars? Bars R gud.
dis bar be feedin onlee cruncheez, Bebehkittehs not hab reggaler bar drinx yet!
U means, moar snakbars in moar plases?
The moar bars, the betta!
We’ll gib the kittehs sum KMR milk or tuna juice,
and teh kitteh slayves gets teh full drinkee bar.
Mancattan ennyone?
Ai’ll tayk a Mancattan!! Mayk it a dubble, Ai haz bin sik, an cudnt dwink. Ai iz a lil dry.
Woo, a dubble Mancattan cuming straight up! That shud maek ur froat feelz teh better. I’ll garnish it wif a gummee worm fur mah Little Bird.
‘member…doan dwink n fly. I’z nawt so shur hao a reskew ov Little Bird from a twee by a bunch ov kittehs wud turn owt.
will u maek it two please, nice romeow? kthnx *sip*
little bird cin help us maek up a story an thereby b distrakted… frum flie-ing
Mmmmmm!! doan worree, Ai iz bartender. Ai noes mai limits. An Ai can fly hi-er
dan enny kitteh can clime! Furgett teh twee, Ai’m tinken street lite, no branches.
Little Bird, u has teh smrt!
me wantz a Catmopawlitan plz, kthx.
Hai DeeDee!
I wud b happeh to maek u a Catmopawlitan. Wud u liek dat happeh tayl, or on teh couch? I see ur buzy tawkin wif Princess, so I’ll juss maek it happeh tail.
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Princess, fank yew fur halping distrakt Little Bird. We hab to watch owt fur our frenz. I garnished ur Mancattan wif sum rok candy. I frot it luked like diamonds, which iz wat a Princess shud hab (wen she’s nawt waring peridot).
Oh fank u bery muchly, Romeow! *slurps Catmopawlitin* MMMMMMMM bery deelisheses!!
Was bizzy scannin postycards (I collekz dem, iz mai hobbee) so I not noetiz it b4.
Fanks Romeow! dats juss loverlii
HEY CINGULAR GIV MAH MONIES YOU TEEVES >:-O
Dey r wif ATnT naoz so dey will be ebben moar help demselfs to yoar monies
Doh Ray Mee Fah…..
Needz foar moar fr mah kitteh zailuhfone.
So La Di Da.
sqweeee!!!!!! luks at dem littl tailz!!
pull tailz jently to ring teh kitteh…
ring, ring, ring…meow?
oar wun moar for a petatonic scale. den we can has toons!
e.g. i’d lyk to teech da whirld to sing
in purr fekt har nom ee…
Liddill Kitttehz lubz
dayr gooshee~fud no matturrz
wayrz it mayz beez surrvd
Sandpaypurr tungz,
tynee andz peek dips andz curlz
a sawfft mellodee
Liddill Kittehz’ tayst
budz arz yuzed 2 bland. Wiil sune
rellish Cheezburgrz
Jack.
annuver grate wun frum jack. tanks.
Shake a tailfeather, kittehs! Seriously, tho, it CAN’T be Cingular kittehs. Moar bars in moar placez? THEY LIES
Mus be Verizon.
dey not teh new kittie & T nao?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?tehnookittie128482199705781250.jpg
T-Mobile is better.
Duz teh T stand fur Tayl?
T-Mobl sux in mai area. Nao 3-G service, an 1-2 bars. Dis outside Bal’mer! Shudda nevar change name frum Deutch Telecom.
Sprint custumr survace sux too. Just ask Consumerist.com!
Verizon changin’ to GSM in 2 yrs anyway, why buy mew hardware?
paiyng sellfone bilz awn teh interwebz…nawt so grate, akshully…
I haz da Sprynt nao, wen I hazd Verizun, I coodint heer et ma hows. T-Mobil wuz ok, but Sprint had good serbiss et ma hows, an free cawls to uvver Sprint yoozers, liek ma frenz an hubbees boss.
I nawt has NE prawblums payin bill onlion, R in stor. Unliek Verizon. I neerlee killd a masheen, pokin at it, but it woodint see mai pokins. Stoopee masheen. An dey dun tayk paymints in der stor? WTF?
Has fren hoo wurks fur ATT/Cing as a lion tech R sumpin. Iz fasinaytin, he has da info’s on whuts goin awn wif dem. Skeeree, tipicul Amurkin style taykover….
TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meeny troll! giv mee just tew burgerz!
Oh, doan wurree, no 1. I saw dat troll and bunneekicked him.
An den I gabe u sum moar burgurs.
Der.
Fixed DAT problum.
Shuld be moar kittehs in moar places.
*sniff* Tycha needs moar kittehs.
singuler, rayzing teh baar.
this made me giggle
my boyfriend works for a company that used to be a Cingular affiliate, until Cingular was bought out by AT&T
Are 5 bars.