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I iz 20 gazzillion leaguez under the sea
Iz about to b 20 gazillion pieces inside da shark!
Congratumalashuns. two_kittehs I be guessing da theme from Jaws would be appropriate!
fanks Cookie’s human, theme from Jawz sounds good.
how iz your research on choclit coming along?
Anything nu to report?
Yes – Three pounds.
*sighs*
*reaches for another choklate to dull the pain*
“under dah sea” mite be fun to danz to wen teh jaws theme be ober… to werk off sum ob our choklit reesurch?
♩ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♬ ♬
dun DUNh dun DUNh dundudndudndudndudndn fade to kalipso…
♩♩♩♩
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else’s lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake…
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you looking for
diz ownlee a ‘loan shawk’. eye gotta get it bak 2 teh queeryum oar pai a fin!
gigglol
hai janetneedeepandensum…
eye leff u u messij awn teh ‘tawk’ tred.
but nao eye gotta get dis shawk hoem b 4 it bytez teh han dat fids it!!
Only one pointy end, but WHAT a pointy end!
Akshually, sharks haz lots and lots and lots of pointy ends – they even be growing new one konstantly, to replace any broken off by a tuff fish (or oxygen tank!
Okeh: one end, a hunnert and sixty-eleben points…
iz mebbe will smith reefs urchin himz role in ’shawk tail’..?
whut???!!1
no *heddesk*??
u guize am awl 2 sleepee frum teh ozkurz!!
*heddesk* just fur yoo!!
Ai dint see teh moovee. . .oar ai cud hav dun an honest heddesk, maybee.
aww tanx an rokit lawnchurz, janet!!
but eye wuz hoepin teh awful ‘reefs’ ‘urchins’ pun wud elissit sum satizfyin groans!
OH! NAO AI GETS IT!
*heddesk* (fur reel)
*beeg sigh and silly grin*
hey, sum ob us gotta werk. i missed it urleeyer. it is indeed enuf to mek a groan wuman, well, groaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn.
fank U! happee 2 b ob servis!
just merember, no good deed goes un punished…
wuz hoepin dat mai taystlizness wud b sum pertexun -
aginst been borgified an simulianated..
Dis be Beavis or Butthead?
Pet kittehs be cuter, and dere bites hurts less.
Shark fin soup: Yer doin it WRONG!
Shark iz taking hiz meal home to enjoy later.
hoo’s taykin out hoo?
could be shark fin soup parts ackwizishun…
While Stanley wrestles Kenny the Great White, Marlin and I share a blue bukkit with the Lolrus.
After this message from Mutual of Omaha
Kenny, what is the frequency?
descend ant ob Jona still nawt followin instrukshuns, ebenshully ends up in belley ob beeeeeeeeeg fish.
Still nawt wantin’ to go ta Nineveh either.
yeah, wooden want dem Ninebites to akshuallye repent, wud we?
nope. can’t hab teh repentin nao.
Odderwies, Jonah can’t go owtsied and pout – an he lieks hims pouts (wif and wifout shady plantses)
The Coptic Church had a three-day fast last week to commemorate Jonah da Prophet, and hiz difficult path to obedience to de Lord.
dat iz intrestin. most uv us iz lyke Jonah, alwyz com…comp…wynin abowt owr own liddl problimz wen dere iz much werk 2 b dun on halpin udder peeplz. at leest, Ai em lyke dat. werkin onnit, tho!
yup. wut she sed.
Wow, an heer we jus tell da ketoot storee to da kids. We is heethenish Xtians!!
But I memmer sumwun tellin us whut it wood be liek if yoo did get eeted by a see creechur, an den git barfed up… Yor skin wood be awl whyt an burnt awf, yooda lost wayt frum nawt hazzin NE edibull foods or fresh wadder, an yor sanitee myt be a liddul… missing….
So imajin, yor at da beech wif yor kids, an yoo see a whayl R shark R sumpin sik up a …thing…. An dat thing gets up, walks onto da shor, poynts a fingr an sez in a creekee voys “REPENT!”
What wood YOO do? EEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
Stoopee noo format, I caynt see whut I’m writin!
Dat shood be “keeyoot”…
i wishd i culd gib you elebentee burgers…
man goes in cage. cage goes in the water. shark’s in the water… hey wait, where is my cage?
U steel lolrus bukkit,
lolrus steel ur cage.
The difficult part is always installing the friggin’ lasers on their heads.
so dis be a frikken shark wif frikken lazorz?
<3 u son!
I haz a shark
And…?
I ar not fraid
fur the shark
is mah frend
we goez together
exploring the deep azure sea
find mysteries dark and deep
halps! hooman be stalin mah pointies!
Dis not Candy-gram.
Meeter reeder…
I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
Yer dat clevvur shark, arint yew?
UNI… UNICEF, ma’am?
saev teh wales?
donut ferget teh Inglands, teh Scawtlands an teh Yrlands
Landshark!
i can has teh leg? the thigh?
bOrg tryin tu simylate shark. Den bOrg can tayke ober de oshun tu.
Den then new-klass b0rg cubes be filled wid water to ‘commodate the watery drones.
Kirk battles dis new galacktic watery threat, Skotty beams b0rg-sharks into Klingon engine room, and they turns b0rg cube into big galaktic akwarium.
… where they’ll be no tribble at all…
dis alzo not plumber or flowers.
I’b bin wierd-pressed! dis was s’post to go unnerneef Missy’s “is not Candy-gram” comment.
You can only ride the wrong end of a shark once.
Oh, teh shark has priddy teefs deer
An he shos em, perlee wyte
Jus a jak nyfe has macheef deer
An he keeps it wai owt ob syt
jak the nife FTW!
Psst.Mary,left joo a messidje on Shhh.re El Chupacabra.
Hope diz splainz.:)
hmmm , wuts dis eye see?
*piks up bottlol wif messaj inside*
ooo i aways wanted to get a messaj in a botlol! kewl!
heehee:)
Wen dat shark biets wif his teefs, babe
Scarlet billooos star to spred
Fanccee Glubs wares ol’ Macheef babe
Sew tehre’s nebber nebber a trace ob red
ole blu eyez iz bak!!
Frank’s gud, Ella iz bedder, but no one beats Pops! Louis Armstrong YAH!
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mebbe teh muppets nekst bestest…
mai bote am fur teh muppitz!!
me two!
Amphibious Monorail Cat is on tiem…isn’t that sharking?
*arrrrrrrgh*
*headdesk*
win. fins down.
Awl u kno iz wen I’m wif u, I maek u free
And swim froo ur veins liek a fish in teh sea
.
I’m singing…
Follow meh
Eberyfing iz alrite
I’ll b teh one to tuck u in at nite
And if u wanna leave
I can guarantee
U won’t find nobuddee else liek meh.
creept stalker song ftw!
Naem teh artist dat singed it.
um, um, um, (rite on tip ob mah tung)…
sugar ray?!?!?
No, can u say Uncle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6d7libPt6Y
Uncle Krakker?
U got it!
The Darwin Award winnur.
Stoopy weirdpress dun stowl mai smiley fayces!!!!!!!!!
Cuddnt get at first,got wun or twoo todai, nao dey bin STEELED!!!!!
Todai b Step 5: Bring a hoomin lolfrend. Ebbrywun brot a hoomin lolfrend?
I iz a nys lolshark, nawt a myndless nomming masheen. If ai is 2 chaynj dis imaj, ai mus furst chaynj mysef. Hoomins is lolfrendz, nawt fudz.
NOM!
Finding Nemo FTW!
*snerk*
Hurreh kids befor yor dinner getz cold.
an dont play wif yur food!
Mooom…luk whut followeded mee hoam. Can eye keep it? Plz? Plz?
I’ll keep it in meh room an tak care uf it an yu won’t have to du enyfing, I promiss. (eksept feed it adn cleen up affer it an take it to teh vet.)
It will libs at teh howse ob us
It willz grohs an grohs
Will ours mudder leik dis?
Us donut noes…
dr. sooss!
mah boiz luved 1fish2fish, an taht iz wun ob mah fayvrit patrz!
Tihs mai skoobahdyver. Dun werry; he’s kool
I can give you 30-year fixed mortgage at 5%, with points… lots and lots of points…
hhmmm, youshully, lolsharkz, awlso nown az lolyers, be chazin’ nombulanses. Tooday, sumwun chazin’ lolyer-lolshark….
wunder whooz gettin’ bit?
His boat was obviously not big enough.
Looks like a new Darwin Award wanna-be. There is more than one meaning to the word “chum.”
insidez hooman is prize: eider decoder ring or is spleen, teh fun is in teh waitins to finds out yer suhprize!
Akshully if you luk close, da swima don have tank…
Try dis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIg86eFjZNk
(fas 4werd to 1:55… das wen it getz gud)
The diver’s name is Andre Hartman (see: Andrehartman.com)