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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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two_kittehs

I iz 20 gazzillion leaguez under the sea

Cookie's human

Iz about to b 20 gazillion pieces inside da shark!

Congratumalashuns. two_kittehs I be guessing da theme from Jaws would be appropriate!

two_kittehs

fanks Cookie’s human, theme from Jawz sounds good.

how iz your research on choclit coming along?
Anything nu to report?

Cookie's human

Yes - Three pounds.
*sighs*
*reaches for another choklate to dull the pain*

mary O'Spockn

“under dah sea” mite be fun to danz to wen teh jaws theme be ober… to werk off sum ob our choklit reesurch?
♩ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♬ ♬
dun DUNh dun DUNh dundudndudndudndudndn fade to kalipso…

♩♩♩♩

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else’s lake

You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake…

Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you looking for

 
 
 
 
 
gibbocat

diz ownlee a ‘loan shawk’. eye gotta get it bak 2 teh queeryum oar pai a fin!

gibbocat

hai janetneedeepandensum…
eye leff u u messij awn teh ‘tawk’ tred. :)
but nao eye gotta get dis shawk hoem b 4 it bytez teh han dat fids it!!

 
 
 
 
Maus

Only one pointy end, but WHAT a pointy end!

Cookie's human

Akshually, sharks haz lots and lots and lots of pointy ends - they even be growing new one konstantly, to replace any broken off by a tuff fish (or oxygen tank!

Maus

Okeh: one end, a hunnert and sixty-eleben points…

 
 
gibbocat

iz mebbe will smith reefs urchin himz role in ’shawk tail’..?

gibbocat

whut???!!1
no *heddesk*??

u guize am awl 2 sleepee frum teh ozkurz!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*heddesk* just fur yoo!! :D

Ai dint see teh moovee. . .oar ai cud hav dun an honest heddesk, maybee.

gibbocat

aww tanx an rokit lawnchurz, janet!!
but eye wuz hoepin teh awful ‘reefs’ ‘urchins’ pun wud elissit sum satizfyin groans! ;)

KitKatsMom

OH! NAO AI GETS IT!

*heddesk* (fur reel)

gibbocat

*beeg sigh and silly grin* 8)

 
 
mary O'Spockn

hey, sum ob us gotta werk. i missed it urleeyer. it is indeed enuf to mek a groan wuman, well, groaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn.

gibbocat

fank U! happee 2 b ob servis!

mary O'Spockn

just merember, no good deed goes un punished…

gibbocat

wuz hoepin dat mai taystlizness wud b sum pertexun -
aginst been borgified an simulianated..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cookie's human

Dis be Beavis or Butthead?

Cookie's human

Pet kittehs be cuter, and dere bites hurts less.

 
 
Maus

Shark fin soup: Yer doin it WRONG!

Cookie's human

Shark iz taking hiz meal home to enjoy later.

 
 
miss foots

hoo’s taykin out hoo?

mary O'Spockn

could be shark fin soup parts ackwizishun…

 
 
rodney dill

While Stanley wrestles Kenny the Great White, Marlin and I share a blue bukkit with the Lolrus.

greasycat

After this message from Mutual of Omaha

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

descend ant ob Jona still nawt followin instrukshuns, ebenshully ends up in belley ob beeeeeeeeeg fish.

rodney dill

Still nawt wantin’ to go ta Nineveh either.

mary O'Spockn

yeah, wooden want dem Ninebites to akshuallye repent, wud we?

PwnedBy2Kittehs

nope. can’t hab teh repentin nao.

Odderwies, Jonah can’t go owtsied and pout - an he lieks hims pouts (wif and wifout shady plantses)

Cookie's human

The Coptic Church had a three-day fast last week to commemorate Jonah da Prophet, and hiz difficult path to obedience to de Lord.

teenie

dat iz intrestin. most uv us iz lyke Jonah, alwyz com…comp…wynin abowt owr own liddl problimz wen dere iz much werk 2 b dun on halpin udder peeplz. at leest, Ai em lyke dat. werkin onnit, tho!

mary O'Spockn

yup. wut she sed.

 
 
onceajinx

Wow, an heer we jus tell da ketoot storee to da kids. We is heethenish Xtians!!

But I memmer sumwun tellin us whut it wood be liek if yoo did get eeted by a see creechur, an den git barfed up… Yor skin wood be awl whyt an burnt awf, yooda lost wayt frum nawt hazzin NE edibull foods or fresh wadder, an yor sanitee myt be a liddul… missing….

So imajin, yor at da beech wif yor kids, an yoo see a whayl R shark R sumpin sik up a …thing…. An dat thing gets up, walks onto da shor, poynts a fingr an sez in a creekee voys “REPENT!” 8-O

What wood YOO do? EEEEEEKKKK!!!!!

onceajinx

Stoopee noo format, I caynt see whut I’m writin!

Dat shood be “keeyoot”…

sweepea

i wishd i culd gib you elebentee burgers…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ScotchAndMoreScotch

man goes in cage. cage goes in the water. shark’s in the water… hey wait, where is my cage?

Romeow

U steel lolrus bukkit,
lolrus steel ur cage.

 
 
rodney dill

The difficult part is always installing the friggin’ lasers on their heads.

Hitta

so dis be a frikken shark wif frikken lazorz?
<3 u son!

 
 
two_kittehs

I ar not fraid
fur the shark
is mah frend

two_kittehs

we goez together
exploring the deep azure sea
find mysteries dark and deep

 
 
 
 
Hitta

halps! hooman be stalin mah pointies!

 
 
Maus

I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.

Missy

Yer dat clevvur shark, arint yew?

Ambercat

donut ferget teh Inglands, teh Scawtlands an teh Yrlands

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
karen

i can has teh leg? the thigh?

 
Tribble

bOrg tryin tu simylate shark. Den bOrg can tayke ober de oshun tu.

Cookie's human

Den then new-klass b0rg cubes be filled wid water to ‘commodate the watery drones.

Kirk battles dis new galacktic watery threat, Skotty beams b0rg-sharks into Klingon engine room, and they turns b0rg cube into big galaktic akwarium.

Maus

… where they’ll be no tribble at all…

 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

dis alzo not plumber or flowers.

PwnedBy2Kittehs

I’b bin wierd-pressed! dis was s’post to go unnerneef Missy’s “is not Candy-gram” comment.