Beetins will continu
til bukket returns
and after teh beetins, lolrus will go to his support group…
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dis iznt cubbered unduh teh genvah conveshuns???
oar Ferengii rools ob Ackwizishun?
duz it has the seal of approval?
otterwise u kant be bringing in teh mussel
*pflap plapf plapf*
(teh seel ob approbal clappin flippehs)
looks like we has a for way tye? brb
hey, ware’s no 1 in particular- we need to sillybrat teh 4 way tie, adn i ben at the Primera Iglesia Bautista dis mornin, adn nao i aer bak.
i fink Phillippe d Beaker menshuned sumfin about nawstaljuh fer teh disko… mebbe you can start up sumfin on teh shineeee new danz floar in hims honnah!
somthin a box o’possums can danz to, mebee… i’ll chek bak layter.
I nevur herd uf walrus of approval…
sumhao teh ideeyuh nebber cawt on…
mebbe if walrus uf approval cawt on, there be much luck in findin tha bukkit
No moneez is exchangin hands… ah dowbt it
Rool uv akwisichun numbur 214, neva begin a negoshiashun on a emptee stumak?
Convenshuns in geneevah? Sownds liek fun…
I can has a Geneevah convenshun?
wif swiss choklit…
I love chicken and cheese. also wine
pinnipeds unite!!
the bukkit must be returned!
or else …. wait, what was teh otter thing?
this just in
dere is a beeeeg demonstrashun in down town Megalol polis on the JCH40K Roundabout wif rather large penneypeds carrying signs wif P U on dem.
♫
Penney peds aer in the streets
adn totin sines…
(da da da da dadada)
Wet beneath teh blu as bukkit skyes
(i sip adn meenwile bak…)
p.s. isnt Pinipeds United the naem ob a football(soccer team)? any fans owt dere?
Thank you sir, may I have another??
Smile…..great coment
Gimmeh Mai Bukkit NAO!
no bucket no peace!!
Pssst…I haz to repourts a possabull bukkit siteing. Goe to teh You Tube site and tipe dis:
Jeep ® – have fun out there – sandpit (sandbox) commercial.
Dont tell anebodies I told you dis.
Know bukkit, Know peace!
Twenny more push-ups for yoo!
Wipin’ it off, Boss.
An a failurez to communicatez.
Walrus Emperor intimidates human to cowtow
Jabba the Hutt says Danse for mee, hyumin
“getting to know you, getting to know all about yoou…”
ekcetera, ekcetera, ekcetera
Teh King and I – FTW!!!11!!
aww. datz hao U duz eet!!!
Yes!!! wif much entha. . .intuz. . .enthuzy. . .wif lotz ov energee!
eye weel goewai n praktiz mai lolruz stylee pushupz.
dat wai eye habz awl teh n r g 4 eth jumpinz an shawtinz tiep stuffz.
mennee tanx (an similurlee armurd behikulz).
Com awn ober to “run.” Tehrez an Oscar partee going awn. We kin awl get dressed up!!1
Please, for the sweet love of all that is holy, will someone just buy him a bucket?!
He can has my watter bole. It mite to too littel tho.
Wi hav trid. all wi getz fur r trubls is a big smak in da fac . Hi wantz his old blu bukkit.
Hims dusn’t jus wants ENNY bukket, he wants teh ORIGINLOL bukket.
Drawp n gib me fiftee!
Oh hai, I’m Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Nobuddy giffs a hunky sh!t hoo u are u pus ball u not even a lo-lyfe skum-sucking maggot so get ur ass on teh deck ur in teh armee now!!
run, forrest, RUN!
Kwik aw joo git shot in teh bu-kkit-tox agen.
i has to go pee
Ai hope joo mayde it in tyme!!!
Ai feel lyke dis awl a tyme wen reedin teh commentses.
Mai litterboks floweth ober
‘Tena Laydee’ tyme ai finks.!!!!heeheeeheee
Hilaritee- ICHC haz it!!!!!
noes, lol, thatz wut forrest sayz to jfk at teh wite horse
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! oh dear…
resumes gigling outloud on teh way to laydees room.
Bukkit!!!! Yoo kant handel teh bukkit!!!!
I didnt noes dat lolrus wuz a lolyer! Jack nikilsun reference FTW!
in a tri byunal heerin yeers later the lolrus will claym he wuz just followin orduhs. upper eshelolns will deny enny nowlege and clame lolrus wus loose canon. he sertanlyee is big enuf to be a canon.
kweschuns asked, heds roll, yadadadyada. Esme’s name is menshund.
sumbuddy, sumware alawng the line will wunder wut the truth is, adn it will be sed
“you kant taek teh ttwoooth!!”
Mary O, is Megalol in (on) Discworld? Cuz dat wood splain a lot ob tings
i aer ingnorant, srsly. wut is Discworld?
Is plase ov novels ov Terry Pratchett. Very funneh.
I am shocked, I say, shocked! Here you have been maligning my poor little innocent Esme kitteh, while completely unaware that she is named after and in honor of Mistress Esmeralda Wetherwax of Lancre, the Discworld’s most formiddable and opinionated witch.
Srsly. Discworld is the world that Terry Pratchett’s books are set on. You should read them. If you liked the Dirk Gently books, Discworld will make sense. If you like literature and language, Pratchett will be enjoyable. He definitely has a way (his way) with words.
scribbulls note to self: find time to go to go
to liberrry to chek owt pratchet booksto amazon to buy pratchett books wif obernite deliberrry.usually can’t find em at teh liberry ennyway – tehy be cheked owt.
I suggest you start with Guards! Guards! or with Wyrd Sisters.
http://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/discworld/
or mebbe a moist von lipwig storee? like Going Postal purrhaps?
terry pratchett iz my hero.
Nawt ting to be shamed bout. Ai reed too mush. An mai buks, dey ar meny.
Iffen yew liyk teh puns heer, yew wood liyk teh puns inn teh buks.
Esme has leetul kitteh kald “You”. It sez “meep” a lot.
o, nao i c hao esme kitteh getted her naem! but gettin bak tu teh topik at han, D Marie, yu knoez ennyfink ub teh werabowtz ub teh said bukkit? umm, jus askin.
yes, inkwirin minds wants to no…
teh ajents fur teh Lolrus hab certainly had an opportunitee by now to look at teh picture of the PAL and determine taht it is not teh right size or shaype to be teh Lolrus’ bukkit.
Rly. Is a milk pail. Don’t tell teh ChikFilA cows, or tehy will climb down frum teh billboard and take it.
mush sadniss az eye heer terrumz habz teh casur an is nawt 2 wellz.
i haz the bukkit
WALRUS WALRUS! HE HAS UR BUKKIT! KOM KWIK!
*jumps up an doan an pointz lots*
LOLrus iz obviuzlee unda inflooens of “Clarse A” Bukkit substityoot. Hoomanz will soo, then LOLrus get ASBO.
Hoo sez youf of todayz iz unsivilized? Iz obviuzlee becuz we iz crooly takin there bukkits away!
goo goo g’joob
you are teh lolrus?
Walruses don’t go “goo goo g’joob.” Always wondered what that was about…
Mebbe is teh sownd dey meks wen dey is kamyooning wif deyre bukkitses.
eye ham teh eggzman ( nuffinx 2 du wif teh fillum ) juz saiin.
ADMIRAL WALRUS 2 HOOMAN, U WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITY!
Um …
K.
*slinks off*
I read this as the beetis will continue. as in wilford brimley…which the walrus actually looks like. i think it works better that way
Onlee teh lolrus noes…teh bloo bukkit has teh kyure fur diabeetus! Lolrus’ kwest is fur teh gud of mankind (speshully teh wuns dat wishes dey cud eet mor chokkt cakes…).
Hoomin in pikshur luks nervus. He mus no wear bukkit is. Or mebee he jus woreed dat walrus will sit on him. Dat wud woree me 2. Dats wun beeg walrus.
Wut kinda job dis hoomyan beez habbin taht he mus lye on flur adn luk at unnerside uv lolrus?
Man on floor sez: well DERE’S da probblem: yr SITTING on da bukkit!!!! DAT’S where its been all dese monfs!!! jeez…
Dood, SRSLY. NO I’z not kiddn. Roll ober, den–yoo see.
Dunt U meen da Beetus will continu?
wen bukkits are outlawd, only lolruses will has bukkits
Its seaworld (memories, i used to fix stuff for that show) The Walrus is named seahook, and she was lucky and always had a bucket of fish.
C quil uv steelin buckket!
I love this