Invizible Chess
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Who is teh kitteh’s opponent?
Visible Bobby Fischer
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let’s see knight to pawn……… how’s dat go again?
where’s bobby when I needz hims
ooooh I’m gettin teh hedaike!
Its’ good to be the ♔
Once a ♔ always a ♔, but once a ♘ is enough
Yer punz, it hurtz me.
you’ve been ♙’d
*headdesk*
Owwie…I poked myseff in teh eye.
Dat’s gonna leeve a mark.
not-Rodney, yoo ar veree, verreee gud!!!!
Thank you not-JanetCanHas4Kittehs.
Iz bored wif dis.
Everyfing iz so blak an white wif u.
oof! dat’s sew sharp ‘n’ witty it hurtz!
U hurt mi finger, meanie!
oh wut a knight! lait Desembers bak in ‘63……. ai remembers wut a knight!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA
Wunnafur link Mama Jamama
ahm verra verra grayfur
iz berry contaigimouse……… ai got awl distraktid n eben ordered cd from teh amazon jungle
yew are sooooo welcum
yr symbal, it’s not werkin on mai puter
you don’t have the font loaded
soon……. berry soon
⒩ …we aer goin to see the King.
(andre crouch)
♬♬ soon and verah soon, we aer goin to see da King
(jazzy gospel piano riff)♬♬♬♬
where duz I get teh font to load it?
thanks fur askin dat kwestion. ah tew am kureous
mus be teh font mizer~
Bish, Bish, teh Bishop’s bak.
You mean Joey ♙
Oops, make that Joey ♗
Bebeh ‘roos plai chess?
Haven’t heard of Joey Bishop?
Ob course, juss a plai on words wif teh bebeh kangas.
Wall-I-be a monkey’s uncle
I wanna see teh symbol fur teh monkee’s uncle.
mebbe ☻?
Ai propoz a towst 2 Bobby Fisher, hu tuk teh chess wurld bai storm, n browt chess intu teh spottlyte az nowun had evar dun. Iz himz n Ceiling Cat playing sum kynd uv gaam, az we tawk abowt dem?
visible racist. (sorry but Bobby Fischer was a nutjob)
yes, very sad. i wonder was that just at the end of his life?
dead mouse to C7
heh! : )
There’s a C7 in chess?
harbl to E3
gooshie fude to B5
mus be an excel lent chess bord………
“You sunk my battleship! Wah!”
hahaha!Ahm da VICTOR!!1
wanna plaii agin?
How ’bout a nice game of chess?
wow…war games… long tyme no ref
Princess Mu! Whare u been hiding?
Come to our Oskar party over in I Run! We is all waring designers. Not gowns, reel designers!
Well, mabye I am making that up, but come on over anyway!
Hay LCB! wussup gurl!! : ) OK. I’m a gonna check out I run… surii im late : )
Bill n Ted ref FTW!!!1
cheezburger to E9
chekmate!!!
I thinks tehrfor I …
Oooooh, a playthingie! *pownch*
Hmmmmmmm….does I gets attention now by skratching the furniture, or by climbing up the curtains, or da grand geature of tossing a hairball at their feets???? So many pasttimes to choose from…..
…or by sampilin da dinner mum has juss set awn da table fur da hoomins…? miny choices ndeed C’s H. : )
oh hai, princess mu. I’m so glad to see yoo – it seems to mee you hav been gone fur a wil – or maybee ai just missed yoo???
We awl miss our Princess.
Oh thank u guys sew much! I miss u tew! The pricess raket iznt awl its cwraked up tew b. even royaly has tew maek a living deese days : )
ah am sew happy tew kno dat when ever i come here, the medow (origanialii sugest by katheen but in honor of poem was sew named). knoeing dat y’all will smile an read my comints, an say hello to me espesallii, maeks me feel comforted & happytail
its nice to have such a place to come tew.)
ohai Janet! I saw dat you were going on a trip, but i did nawt get details. ware did you go and was it fun? I alsew saw that eberyone was sew happy tew see u get back! hav u bin trotting da globe again givin culture to peeps hither an yon? : )
Deer pm – thankx fur asking – it wuz a moast wunnderful trip an ai had moar fun awn bof (wuz two trips togedder, akshullee – wun to Florida an wun to Ireland) tahn enewun haz a rite too.
Had a fabulolso tiem in FL – lottsa laffs wif mai bff an we went to 7 concertz an leksurhs an operas.
An then in Ireland – much moar fun wif frenz frm a diferent lief an a fairytale wedding an an amaizing recepshun in a lufflee cassel hotel bai the sea.
An then ai came hoam to wun ov teh moast amazing things taht has ebber happened too me (an taht iz saying a LOT) – teh welkom hoam an parayde! If yoo hav teh tiem (an ai noe being a Princess these daiz isn’t as ezee as it wunz wan), yoo shud reed it. Starts prittee much awn “Clap on, Clap off.”
Teh commentaries, teh menee flotes, teh firewerks – teh lemurs!!! Ai don’t noe waht ai ebber did to deserb it – but – oh mai!!! it wuz wunnerful.
We were having a buffet style reception at our haus, and had alot of thin-sliced meats on covered trays on da dining table. We put the kittehs away that we knew would get into the food, but left out the “reliable” one. Sure enuff, a few minutes pass, and we komes into the room, and there be all the sliced turkey gone, and the guilty kitteh laying on his side like a stranded slug, a huge lump in hiz tummy.
Lesson: Never lets a kitteh konvinse you that he be reliable and trustworthy around food.
LOL LOL LOL!!! funny! so tru!
We hadz a kitteh wuns who wud awlways fynd teh Kissmuss Turkey ware ebber
we hid it for defrostin.
Teh Turkey awlways went to dah tayble wib a leg or a wing missin or teh kitteh sized nom owt ob teh brest!!
Dat kiteh eeben got into a baff ob cold water wib teh defrostin Turkey!!!
dat sounz laik wun determinable ktteh!!
Wii can haz wizard chezz? Izz mush moar eggcitin!
afteh seeing goggie moov hims pawn, kitteh is finking to herself, now hao duz dat en passant maneuver fing go agin?
oh, datz rite. dis be Kitteh Wizard’s chess! at which point her pawn bats the other pawn off the table, where it rolls awound …kitteh gnaws off the mousie shaped pawn’s hed.
goggie sez: you wins. i can has Chekers, naow?
kitteh is tryin to figger owt wich peece to moov fore terns from noaw.
kitteh noes how to read hiz (or hers!) opponent, too!
Hmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn. Lemme see……
I can haz awl teh prawnz?
Or deh KING-sized?
Ai can haz two rookz?
Tidmum, u doan hab to rook, iz Bundai.
wunner wut kyna punz ewez gonna bishup nex??
i aer hungree. did i see sum cassel bergers?
wayte- dis wont maek since if you dont have White Castle brand castle bergers…
Ai see watchu did dere.
adn it is nawt allowed. yure nawt allowed to cassel if yure under attak.
Ai did not noe dat! Fanks fur da cassalling tut…tur…lessun.
yabbut, i mis spelt it. shud be catselling, eh?
p.s. kitteh in teh pic says it sees you awso twied to catsel afta you mobed eeder duh rook oar king erlier in teh gaem. kitteh thinks yr tryin to twik er.
(i cheks my chess for human dummies nao jus to mek sure i are rite…*pads owf to bookshelf*)
it sez ok to catsle if rook is under attak as long as king duznt pass trhough danguh zoen. adn as lawng as dat rook haznt mobed. (you can, ob corse, catsel wif teh otter rook)
but – isn’t that harder to doo??
Mai chess skillz – ai prefur nawt to show tehm!
ob courz teh chanziz ob dis be happnin r sum reemoat
( dat the brd b free awf awl teh peeziz b tweenz teh kin an bowf cassulz!! )
iz am az likerlee az teh klingawn sayinz pls thx bai an kissuz.
wich is why you shud nebber play chess wif a klingon, and if you play wif a wookie, you should let the wookie win.
seezee 4 mii – az eyem sum awful dummee at chizz!
teh masser ob teh stoopee moobz!
oooooo-sounds like a good match! we’ll have to play sum time to see hoo can do the stoopiest moove!
noe contizt! !!1
eye winz coz U winz –
oar mebbe itz teh udder wai roun..??
eye betz mai stoopie aginzt yor stoopie ennee dai!
izza deel. luks like a win win sichuashun. but you shood neber underestimate my stoopiness- you could loose a bet dat wae.
Cheezburger to kitteh mouf 4.
Win!
dat’s teh mooove I wuz lookin 4
tehy b cawlinz eet ‘fudz mate’!!
Kitteh wishes for One Night In Bangkok
Where da werld him oyster? Yum!
Loved that song!
Dang, u beet me 2 musikl refrenz.
Iz OK, tho; dunno how 2 spel “model of decorum and tranquility” in LOLCat.
One MEEELLION cat naps!
win!
Thanks, Princess! I was actually just logging in to correct my posting. Realized that the proper lolcat phrasing should be:
I can haz one MEEELYON cheezburgers!
(it’s amazing the things that keep you awake at night…)
Mor fun den playin against a komputer!!
I maded u a chess peece,
but I eated it.
*burp*
I may regret that move, later.
Akshually I eated remotz kontrolz
Now be Crap on , Crap off.
U muss nawt kno if ur cuming or going.
Hahahahahahahhahahahahah…
fawls off the chair………….Hahahahahahahahahahah
Cryin wib laffter………..
peed mai pantz!!!!!!!!! *skurriez off toh get teh cleen wuns,blushing furiussly!!!*
Engerlish teevee-Moastlee crap
nao iz all cwap, yes?
I had a couch just like that!
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I hope it came wif a cyoot liddle kitteh liek dis one.
ceiling cat!? iz dat rlly u?!
This is cute..but I hate Bobby Fischer. Crazy Anti-Semite who believed all Jews should be exterminated.
jus luk at teh kyooot……..nebbermind teh udder pikshur
i wuz thinkin the same thing.
…unles u pay me
*cue dramatic music*
…un miljun cheezburgers!
♫ DUN, dun, DUN, DUN… ♫
Checkmated kitteh
thinx “Oh krap, were did taht move come frum”
Kitteh meant to do that…wanted to taek a nap ennywais.
Yeah, dat’s it.
Kitteh wif teh smarts mekz de furs muve.
Wyze liddill Kitteh
codz plawtz stratejjee. Oarz tryze
2 getz sum Rubbinz
Rubbinz arz bettah
tahn ‘Nawt Chekkurrz’. Kitteh no
haz ‘poazibbill fumbz
Prittee Wun’s lapz
luukz verreh invyteeng. Coodz
leepz ryte up awn itz
Oarz Kitteh coodz tryz
2 neegosheeayt 4 plump,
joosee Cheezburgr
Jack.
As always, Jack puts Kitteh’s POV into perfect perspective
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What a cute little fattie fat kitteh! She’s one big-little ball o’ pudge! I shall call her Pudgeletta and she shall be mien. She may weigh my lap down any old time. But how kum fings wut so kyoot on kitteh not so kyoot on hyooman?
iz cuz wii am steel ebolbinz.
Iss bebeh kitteh. Bebbeh hyoomans can be bofe chubby an kyoot.
Kitteh berry kyoot…
WANT!
Did anyone else think maybe this was supposed to say “cheese”? It would make more sense IMO.
Oh Jack, yur Haikooz dey iz givin mee da gooseypimpulz! So verr gud an full of win.
Yawn…dis game uv ches iz gettin boreeng. Chekmayte!
Catsparov is planning his next move!!!
Win!
Dis gaem no has mowsie init. I gonna nock ober da boord an eet da peeces.
WULD U LIEK 2 PLAI A GAEM?
Were b kitteh playin? Icyland? Fillobeans? Haisteenks?
Or mebbe…
He b spendin wun nyt n Baynkok?
It’s Boris Spaskitty!
win
i tink der for i am
Eye seemz tu haff gloo’d mah pawz tu mah chinz….pickoolear…
i thoght that say cheese
That is amazing….
LOL this is funny my cat does this like every dayz