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says teh pointy ends
It coms up to scratch
Gess whut!?! I HAS teh eggzact saim post! And I luvs it a lot.
http://daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/2007/03/photo-hunters-9-architecture.html
duble nawt sekundz!!
danz de tu stepe??
eider dat or a pole danz fir de skritichin post
*snikker* Let’s go wit teh pole dans!
Wus a storee heer reesentlee bowt a pole-danser practissing at hoem an fell awn her hed! Lukked seeryus at furst but terned owt to be fyn. To joek wus hao mennee ambyoolanses terned up in respons to teh merjensee cawl!
Ayd awlways hury to seyv kyoot kitteh. Praktisin pole.
But teh biig kweschun on mai mindz iz — wtf she doin 2 falz awn hir HED?
pole dancin iz akshully very aflettic… there ar competishuns an such. dey do awl kindz uv crazy stuff on dem poles, like goin upsidown, siedways, etc. if ur praktisin at home, mos likely its to lern teh tuff stuff, an injoories mite be qwite possible! (don ask me how ai noes this…
Hao DO yu knoes tihs?!?!?!
n-kwiring minds wants to know!
wut, u meen U nevr wanted to be a pole dancer?
but srsly tho… is legit nao, they teeches poel dancin fitness classes an
evrything!
debating wether or not to post video links….
Izzint Pole dansin considrd ethnik folk dansin? *snert*
Mebee iz jus a lil difrent? Espeshilee teh kosjumez.. Mor or less…
Pole dansin-mostlii less!
Oh - iddd!!! yoo hav saived teh day - fur mee, eneway. Teh cloasest thing to a poel ai hav iz a broom handel - an taht luked just playne silleh. ai noe ai SAYED ai dint hav ene ihiv. . .inhibush. . .feer ov lukin odd - but ai
fibbeded a bit.
So - ai hav now donned mai Pole costyume wif teh purttee red skurt wif teh mennee petticoats, teh boots, teh white blouze an embroedered vest - an teh purtee heddres. So - MUTCH bedder.
JanetCanhabasmenneykittehzazshelykes,
do joo fink teh wyrez r crosst? Dis sowns lyke teh awsum costyume,but maybee datz fur MayPole Dansin??
wii b spektin pixewerz on teh maispayz!!
Yoo cud go ahed an poast (sniker) them!!! Afterawl - peepl dont HAV to luk!!!
an awl teh purty petticotes will fawl daon ober yur hed wen yu R clingon upsyd-daon to teh pole - hoeps yu has teh big green furry nikkers awn!
Oh, iz a klingon Pole dans? Duz ennybuddee elze now ob dis turnup ebentz?
O corse ai hav tehm awn!!! no wun maeks taht mistake twicet (eggscpt Brittnee, ov corse).
ok… heres you go!
*snikker snikker*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaVUhwSJDJc
haz fun costyoom to (pikshurin JCH4K…
teh upsied-downies starts around 1:40ish, iz a siedwais at like 2:30ish mebbe… more complikated things at teh end. enjoyz!
p.s. nuffing indecent
Thatz amaizing!!
Bye taht I meen, I haz shooes an wings jus lyke herz!!!
Nevar in mai wildist ICHC dreemz, wher I m alweez tall, slenda, an graysfool an has rithum on teh danzflor, hav I evar cunsiderd such footware. Wehre am teh CARETROLLS wen u needem? Don trai tihs at hoam! Alweez ware a saftee harniss! This shud b don bai traned perfishinals wif padded flors!
She shur haz mai respeck as a nathleet…
caertrolls oenlee caer abowt teh safe tee ob teh kittehs - peeps can braek tehre ankuls, or odder lim ob teihr choys, wit teh trolls’ blessing!
beeeutiful. an skilled. an athletic.
i wonders haow she feels ’bout possums?
glad to see she has her big nikkers awn - and aynjul wings, for sum reeson. Cant see mai old PE teechers approoving ob taht!
Dat may be a noo activity fur the nekkid guys in the naughty barn
once they be finished wit de ironin’. Just sayin’….
I tink she cood gain more respect for pole dansin as an athletic rootine iffen she was wearin shoes taht did not involve 5 inch heels taht wood double as murder weppins.
Visualize teh hole rootine if she was wearin a gym uniform an tenner shoes, wit her hair in a ponytail.
oooo oooo ooooo- oar the floofy green nikkers the laydees in teenietineeIngerland tole us about. wif the pokket for
axpirin
bobble headed doll ob happi cat
calendula petals
d…
dorky pikture of brudder
exsurps frum Pole Dansin 4 Dummiez
fixturez frum yer mudder- feechurs frum yer fodder
gud buk, a
hankee
jump roap
taht mite dror a hoel diffrunt awdiens!
ref teh poal dansin closssssse, teh shortzz luk berry uncom…… not comf…. up her ——-nebbermind, mai mind in deh nawty barn
*giggl*
I alwayz wanted to be a Poster cat. And now I is!
Iz Poster kitteh for teh ‘cat scwatch feeber’?
This is how kitteh communicate with ceiling cat
i has beeeen to teh skratchapost
an mine eyesz has seen teh glory
of teh nomming of teh cheezburger!!
PostMasterkitteh approves teh post and will issue teh forebber post, but wheel raise pwice just one yeerz latur.
Gess whut? I has teh EXZAKT SAIM POST! I luvs it a lot. Sumtimes, I sit on top of teh post. I has a littel bottom.
Lukkee yoo, to haz a liddel bottom. *tee hee*
ai hab a lolfest heer!
Mai Hazel kitteh beez BIIIGGG! girlee. Sha try to sit onna post an luks like she be oozin down teh sydez lyke a meltin candel!!
She berree grayceful tho,an kin shore moob kwik wen chasin teh pet stwing.
Yaay Hazel.
Duzzin madder haow big -iz haow yoo -mooovit, mooovit!!
Hazel sendz joo a jihooge purr an paddle on teh skwishy bitz.She beez berry prowd ob her boddee.
Ai awlwayz sai der is moar ob her to snorgle.An ai lyke teh big snorglez
Mee 2!! An also teh paddle on the skwishy bitz! Fanks too mush!
“MiTENZ WUZ HEER - ‘08″
foar a good tiem kall 555-PURR
Floofy lurves Tippy
Tippy-n-Floofy 4Eber!
—-w*v*w—- (kilroy was here)
Shngrl- srounded by a sea of cleburness your commint is poking up ons speshul liddle wave so all kan see its shining wonderfulnesses!
Yup!!!
Well, it’d betterz. I had to werk 10 minutz to find teh ritez keys combo. And none of dem came wit friez. I not so tekkie- I trekkie.
“Jinur luvs pupehz an snorgulz dem.”
“Baykur likz hiz harblz.”
“Fr a gud cheezburgr, cawl 555-NOMZ.”
Poast getin ful yet?
Wuz in a “club” las week. Teh nyu ting tu du aparantlee iz tu leev yor maispays an uther web adreses. It be vereh straynj tu see dot com an nawt nummers….(club wuz 4 yung rockerz an emo-tipe kidz)
dot com bathroom wall postings ……. My advanced age, let me show u it.
Iz good post, but clawing teh side of teh cowch is somehow much more satisfyin.
Ohai eberybuddy, just to let u noze (coz JCH4K gets bery upset wehn peeps goes away wivout telling her) dat ai is going awf on mai holly daze on Wensday an will be gawn until teh middul of March. Ai will prolly nawt has much aksess to teh interweb while ai is away - ai will stop by if ai can. Plz to be saving up some of teh hillary tea for wehn ai get back, ai will be needin teh phunney! Kthxseeuin3weeksbai.
i has a sad… *slumps ober*
Ai noe, ai noe. 3 weeks wifout SJ is liek 3 weeks wifout SJ.
O Hai S.J,
Renember..
Doan furget teh pakkin of importint fingz…
Hankee
Sayftee pinz
Twenny pee for teh fone
Towel-’borrowd’ ob corse
An teh Green floofy nikkerz!!!!
Hab a wunnerful tyme.
Also maek shor yu taek:
Aloominiminiminium foyl
Belleedansin costyoom
Chynah playts (for teh Ohai tee)….