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says teh pointy ends
It coms up to scratch
Gess whut!?! I HAS teh eggzact saim post! And I luvs it a lot.
http://daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/2007/03/photo-hunters-9-architecture.html
duble nawt sekundz!!
danz de tu stepe??
eider dat or a pole danz fir de skritichin post
*snikker* Let’s go wit teh pole dans!
Wus a storee heer reesentlee bowt a pole-danser practissing at hoem an fell awn her hed! Lukked seeryus at furst but terned owt to be fyn. To joek wus hao mennee ambyoolanses terned up in respons to teh merjensee cawl!
Ayd awlways hury to seyv kyoot kitteh. Praktisin pole.
But teh biig kweschun on mai mindz iz — wtf she doin 2 falz awn hir HED?
pole dancin iz akshully very aflettic… there ar competishuns an such. dey do awl kindz uv crazy stuff on dem poles, like goin upsidown, siedways, etc. if ur praktisin at home, mos likely its to lern teh tuff stuff, an injoories mite be qwite possible! (don ask me how ai noes this…)
Hao DO yu knoes tihs?!?!?!
n-kwiring minds wants to know!
wut, u meen U nevr wanted to be a pole dancer?
but srsly tho… is legit nao, they teeches poel dancin fitness classes an
evrything!
debating wether or not to post video links….
Izzint Pole dansin considrd ethnik folk dansin? *snert*
Mebee iz jus a lil difrent? Espeshilee teh kosjumez.. Mor or less…
Pole dansin-mostlii less!
Oh – iddd!!! yoo hav saived teh day – fur mee, eneway. Teh cloasest thing to a poel ai hav iz a broom handel – an taht luked just playne silleh. ai noe ai SAYED ai dint hav ene ihiv. . .inhibush. . .feer ov lukin odd – but ai
fibbeded a bit.
So – ai hav now donned mai Pole costyume wif teh purttee red skurt wif teh mennee petticoats, teh boots, teh white blouze an embroedered vest – an teh purtee heddres. So – MUTCH bedder.
JanetCanhabasmenneykittehzazshelykes,
do joo fink teh wyrez r crosst? Dis sowns lyke teh awsum costyume,but maybee datz fur MayPole Dansin??
wii b spektin pixewerz on teh maispayz!!
Yoo cud go ahed an poast (sniker) them!!! Afterawl – peepl dont HAV to luk!!!
an awl teh purty petticotes will fawl daon ober yur hed wen yu R clingon upsyd-daon to teh pole – hoeps yu has teh big green furry nikkers awn!
Oh, iz a klingon Pole dans? Duz ennybuddee elze now ob dis turnup ebentz?
O corse ai hav tehm awn!!! no wun maeks taht mistake twicet (eggscpt Brittnee, ov corse).
ok… heres you go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaVUhwSJDJc
haz fun costyoom to (pikshurin JCH4K…) *snikker snikker*
teh upsied-downies starts around 1:40ish, iz a siedwais at like 2:30ish mebbe… more complikated things at teh end. enjoyz!
p.s. nuffing indecent
Thatz amaizing!!
Bye taht I meen, I haz shooes an wings jus lyke herz!!!
Nevar in mai wildist ICHC dreemz, wher I m alweez tall, slenda, an graysfool an has rithum on teh danzflor, hav I evar cunsiderd such footware. Wehre am teh CARETROLLS wen u needem? Don trai tihs at hoam! Alweez ware a saftee harniss! This shud b don bai traned perfishinals wif padded flors!
She shur haz mai respeck as a nathleet…
caertrolls oenlee caer abowt teh safe tee ob teh kittehs – peeps can braek tehre ankuls, or odder lim ob teihr choys, wit teh trolls’ blessing!
beeeutiful. an skilled. an athletic.
i wonders haow she feels ’bout possums?
glad to see she has her big nikkers awn – and aynjul wings, for sum reeson. Cant see mai old PE teechers approoving ob taht!
Dat may be a noo activity fur the nekkid guys in the naughty barn
once they be finished wit de ironin’. Just sayin’….
I tink she cood gain more respect for pole dansin as an athletic rootine iffen she was wearin shoes taht did not involve 5 inch heels taht wood double as murder weppins.
Visualize teh hole rootine if she was wearin a gym uniform an tenner shoes, wit her hair in a ponytail.
oooo oooo ooooo- oar the floofy green nikkers the laydees in teenietineeIngerland tole us about. wif the pokket for
axpirin
bobble headed doll ob happi cat
calendula petals
d…
dorky pikture of brudder
exsurps frum Pole Dansin 4 Dummiez
fixturez frum yer mudder- feechurs frum yer fodder
gud buk, a
hankee
jump roap
taht mite dror a hoel diffrunt awdiens!
ref teh poal dansin closssssse, teh shortzz luk berry uncom…… not comf…. up her ——-nebbermind, mai mind in deh nawty barn
*giggl*
I alwayz wanted to be a Poster cat. And now I is!
Iz Poster kitteh for teh ‘cat scwatch feeber’?
This is how kitteh communicate with ceiling cat
i has beeeen to teh skratchapost
an mine eyesz has seen teh glory
of teh nomming of teh cheezburger!!
PostMasterkitteh approves teh post and will issue teh forebber post, but wheel raise pwice just one yeerz latur.
Gess whut? I has teh EXZAKT SAIM POST! I luvs it a lot. Sumtimes, I sit on top of teh post. I has a littel bottom.
Lukkee yoo, to haz a liddel bottom. *tee hee*
ai hab a lolfest heer!
Mai Hazel kitteh beez BIIIGGG! girlee. Sha try to sit onna post an luks like she be oozin down teh sydez lyke a meltin candel!!
She berree grayceful tho,an kin shore moob kwik wen chasin teh pet stwing.
Yaay Hazel.
Duzzin madder haow big -iz haow yoo -mooovit, mooovit!!
Hazel sendz joo a jihooge purr an paddle on teh skwishy bitz.She beez berry prowd ob her boddee.
Ai awlwayz sai der is moar ob her to snorgle.An ai lyke teh big snorglez
Mee 2!! An also teh paddle on the skwishy bitz! Fanks too mush!
“MiTENZ WUZ HEER – ‘08″
foar a good tiem kall 555-PURR
Floofy lurves Tippy
Tippy-n-Floofy 4Eber!
—-w*v*w—- (kilroy was here)
Shngrl- srounded by a sea of cleburness your commint is poking up ons speshul liddle wave so all kan see its shining wonderfulnesses!
Yup!!!
Well, it’d betterz. I had to werk 10 minutz to find teh ritez keys combo. And none of dem came wit friez. I not so tekkie- I trekkie.
“Jinur luvs pupehz an snorgulz dem.”
“Baykur likz hiz harblz.”
“Fr a gud cheezburgr, cawl 555-NOMZ.”
Poast getin ful yet?
Wuz in a “club” las week. Teh nyu ting tu du aparantlee iz tu leev yor maispays an uther web adreses. It be vereh straynj tu see dot com an nawt nummers….(club wuz 4 yung rockerz an emo-tipe kidz)
dot com bathroom wall postings ……. My advanced age, let me show u it.
Iz good post, but clawing teh side of teh cowch is somehow much more satisfyin.
Ohai eberybuddy, just to let u noze (coz JCH4K gets bery upset wehn peeps goes away wivout telling her) dat ai is going awf on mai holly daze on Wensday an will be gawn until teh middul of March. Ai will prolly nawt has much aksess to teh interweb while ai is away – ai will stop by if ai can. Plz to be saving up some of teh hillary tea for wehn ai get back, ai will be needin teh phunney! Kthxseeuin3weeksbai.
i has a sad… *slumps ober*
Ai noe, ai noe. 3 weeks wifout SJ is liek 3 weeks wifout SJ.
O Hai S.J,
Renember..
Doan furget teh pakkin of importint fingz…
Hankee
Sayftee pinz
Twenny pee for teh fone
Towel-’borrowd’ ob corse
An teh Green floofy nikkerz!!!!
Hab a wunnerful tyme.
Also maek shor yu taek:
Aloominiminiminium foyl
Belleedansin costyoom
Chynah playts (for teh Ohai tee)….
Danzing shooes (for teh non-belleedansin danzes)
E-Z open aspirin
Freequent flyer/buyer cart
Disguyziz, several
Elegant evening attire
Fancee footware
hey, i refreshed four i poasteadn it still wuznt dere. sowy…pwndby2K
Gentley, Dirk, detektif book
Hookd on Phoniks matereeyals
Invisible ink
Jax gaym
Kittehs
Lots ov gushifud fur teh kittehs
munnies (lottsa) fur taxis an tips
nom nom noms fur underway
orinjez (fur extry vitamin C – yoo must com bak nice an helthy)
lawng dawk teetyme ob teh sole 2
O hai, gibbocat. Nice to see yoo. Hav yoo been werkin awl day? or did yoo hav a chance to go awt an – do – whatebber it iz yoo doo when yur nawt werking!!
Hay, J4K! Come over to I Run! We is havening a Os-Car party. Put on ur bestest gown and come on over!
w00t!!1 Ai’m awn mai way!!! Gibbocat – yoo shud com, too!!
not a prob, Mary O’…ai finks dat mebbee SJ gonna need lots of fings, so many listses iz gud
jams and jellies
keys, assorted (door, handcuff, skelington)
lolspeak in udder langwajes travel frazebook
Oops sry, ai did refrehs, awnest!
List iz a liddel out ov sync – ai trai to get in order again.
Phillipe d’Beaker (cuz hee iz soo much phun an iz waring teh GH(wdoi) an carring the box ov possoms – irrresitibul)
Quantum theories (to ponder an pass teh tiem)
Raspberree jam
Sorree, PdB – ai ment wP on it, ov corse.
Stop Makin Sense CD (deluks edishun)
TV dinnnurs
ugandan tribal dress
VERY big sootcase to putawldisstuffin
Wifi connekshun to stay in tuch wif cheezpeeps
Xylophone mallets. nebber no wen you mite needum.
yung nekkid guy (well ai does nawt want to do my own irnin awn holiday)
zebra (travel size)
Hmm ai don’t fink awl dis is gonna fit in mai VERY big sootcase. Phillipe d’Beaker, doez u fink ai can take u awn teh plane as hand luggage? Can u fits in teh oberhed lokker?
mmmmm. I is pretty tall, i has to say. Nawt gonn a fit in teh oberhead. Nor under teh seat in frunt ob yew. Plus the box o’possums takes up a buncha room awn its own.
Yoo ar tall????? Wif teh GH(wPoi) an the. . .possums. . . ohhhhhhh *swooons* *thud*
*sitz up* Can yoo doo teh irining???
ai hopez PdB can,
S.J taykin nekkid yung guy on her holly dayz.
We needz to keep teh nawty barn open fur bizzniss.
Oh noes!! Naow seez watchu did Pd, wif yor cyootness an tallness an possums. Yoo haz cot JCH40gabilliontyK off gard wiffowt her CHRG(wdoi).
Heer Janet… sawt fuzzee blankee in tore choice of sooving colorz. Wud yoo leik tee, or hawt chawklit wif floofy stuff?
*scrape scrape*
*tuk tuk tuk*
*com bak heer you…*
*gotcha*
Der- awl bedder…. Iz new at tihs…
Oh yes….heerz a pichur of teh baboon wawkin awai to keepz on hand 4 lukin at wen yoo feelz a *splort* cummin on..
Seems eben possums haz a kyoot
Not 2 minshun Pd wif taht liddle propeller…
Oh . . .thank yoo so much, iddd. Yoo ar rite – ai wazn’t prepared fur teh eggstreem cyootness. . . an thank yoo fur ketchin taht LBC – iz mai favoriet wun. . .ai think teh tee, pleez. . .green blankee. . .thank yoo. . .feelz verree snugglee.
Ai’m luking ant teh baboons wwking awai an thinkin about teh tax forms.
dat werx!!
Gaaack!! Tax forms!!
Yer rit – Dat werks…..
Wawks awai sloolee.. triing not to be finkin ob teh dredded Apryl 15.
hrrmmph.
*clears throte*
fanks yew all berry much for teh sugjestshun that I could take a temprary post as substitute fer teh yung nekkid guy doin teh irnin in teh nawty barn. I has to say, howmsever, that this is probbbbbly nawt such a gud idea.
nawt-second, I is really nawt-gud at teh irnin.
nawt-furst, it seems to me that teh irnin is nawt the main funcshun ub the YNG in the NB (not that i have ever been in the NB, personally, just tew be cleer about tahat). He has otter important funkshuns that relate to (1) his yungness, and (2) his neddidness. I cannot probbbbbbly live up to his high standurds.
mebbe yew should post a “halp wanted” ad fur a temporerry replacement fur teh YNG, while SJ is awn vacation. Yew could assemble a list of teh kwalificashuns and see if enny sootable candidates appears. Yew know,
abs (6-pack)
buns (ob steel, nawt the lagamorph kind)
chawklit martoony recipe
…
Otter funkshuns? Dose duzzint involve irining. Mostly swimmin lapz in teh pool an eetin teh fishies.
U nebber heard of the famuss irnin otters of teh owter hebridees?
NEway, since ai is deprivin u awl of the YNG, teh leest ai can do is help wiv draftin teh job descripshun:
lessee.
dark brown eyes (soulful prefrrd)
eggselent irnin tekneeques (prepard to be flexibul awn dis wun)
finely chiselld cheekbones
great big…..
um…..
biceps
gotta watch out, though.
wut if SJ is goin to Yurp?
Could has a problum.
at teh bowrder.
I mean wif teh possums, not me.
ob course.
ktnxbai.
Plz to make sure teh possums has tehr pasports an veesas in oarder, and has awl tehr shots up to date.
Ur sayin praps it b impossumable 2 pass wif possums?
Ai wud just laik to add taht may holly day is in no way connected to recent events of a legull nachurr and a allejjd criminal rekord ackwired due to teh martoonies. Is pure coinssi …. koyinside….. cormincident…. has got nuffin to do wiv dat. *adjusts wig and sunglasses*
*perks up eyebrows*
we can has retrial?
SJ – yoo ar so thottee!!! Thankz fur letting us noe. Nawt just mee – EBREEWUN heer wud bee distrawt and rippin their close to shreds an tarin heir hare out frum werrying bout but mite hav happened too yoo.
We will awl miss yoo verree much, but we will still feel reel gud noing taht yoo ar off having a gud tiem an a well deserbed rest frum yur hi-powered job.
An we will save barrulz ov hillary tea fur yoo. {{{{{{{SJ}}}}}}
* Wahhhhh. I wansta go 2!!! I nebber getsta go NEware.* OK, Jus kydin!!
Has a wunnerful tyme..
Tries to cubber herz now balded hed an torned up close.
here, let me help sweep up the ashes dat falled orf your sak cloth.
*Fanks, Mary* Cud yoo skratch jus obber mai lwf showldur, pls?
Durned itchee stufz.
Pssst… wile nobuddy’s lissnin- Yoo don B finkin dat SJ iz reely a ‘yoo no wut’, doo yoo? Didja ebber figgur owt jus wehr he wuz teh last tyme hii wuz on a mishun… I mean, holly dai?
SHE!!!!! SJ IS A SHE!!!! *checks* YERS DEFNITLEE A SHE!!!!
An wut is a “yoo no wut”???? Inkwiring minds (well, mind) wants to no!
Yup, yer rite ( ob corse- hoo wud no bedder?) I no we hab dun tihs B4.. I 4got taht ebber so veree impurtint fact. Soree.. My shrinking brane cells – letz meii show yoo tehm.
If I told yoo taht dere haz been a roomer that tehre hazbin a roomer taht yoo may haz bin a SPY in a past lyfe… Don’t tell yorself .. OK? *Shhhh*
Dis post will self destrukt in five nawt seconds…..
dew jhoo has inny barak tea too?
eye wuz keipinz dat 4 dwinkinz awbama selph.
Kitteh wiffowtz t3h
skratcheeng poast iz lyke Burdeez
wiffowtz prittee sawngz
Poyntee endz muss stayz
shawrp. Skratcheeng poastz sayv wayr andz
tayr awn furneechurr
Kitteh willz skratch upz
furneechurr enneewayz. Datz
juss wutz Kittehz duz
Jack.
Putin skratch ur back?
In post-Soviet Russia,
u better skratch back.
I’m Hillary Kitteh, and I apruved tihs post.
But only to make my nails sharp…
Instakitteh sez, “Heh. Indeed.”
omg, kitteh going postal
She’s stampin herz feets!
DJ Kitteh Kat wurkin on hiz skrachin skillz
Fo’ de nekst album
This is sorta pointless of a picure if I’d say anything