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i can haz lurve?
lookee how sumbodee haz put teh ornj tale on teh whyte kitteh and vice-versah!
a tale ob two kittehs…
how teh Dikens did dat happen?
ur doin’ it wrong… you did the straight line AND the punch line…
i are greedee!
her am 2 damm smartz!!
bigsum win ms mary O’
2 astute.
wai 2 kyoot
n e buddy eye needz 2 ……… *gaaaggghhh!!*
( muffled sounds as body is dragged away )
ummmm. sumbuddy taek dat gun ‘way frum ‘im…
kyna spoilz the flavr ay liddul.
Butt teh bebbeh iz wai kewt!
oh no.
it’s photoshopppppped.
where’s my mask?
gotta have teh mask to get the prawper level ob indignashun.
congarats to zauberflote, furvest-from-last
teh mask r berree tempting. pdb…
oar leazt eet worz until teh inspierd eleganz ob ms mary O’s dikkinz punnz diffewzd teh r t fishalitee ob teh pik.
taht laydee am sum awsum jeenyuz!!
Ai hadz a hole fambly ob kittehz wib deez markins.
Orinj points,creem boddees an orinj tayls.Beeg bloo eyez too.
Dems mummah woz Syameeze crossed Purrshun an teh daddie wuz a big orinj boi of teh mucho hansomes.
Demz had awl teh syameeze charikteristiks incloodin teh awsum abilitee ob climbin rown teh hole howse wibbout tuchin teh floor,an teh flumpiness ob a flumpi kitteh.
One ob dem wuz teh ‘kitteh rowndabout’ ai menshunned in ‘Mapquest’ a whyle bak.
ennybuy else got burgerz dat be borked????
*blushes*…nebber mind….slow puter, me theenks
Je peux avoir “unlucky pierre” ?
u b hopin’ senser dunt gno wut dat meenz.
we don’t need no stinking censors. this isn’t ‘cute overload’
No u cannot has
yesh, yu kan haz luv!
congratz, zauberflote! i’d offah yu a frii drink, but yu kan alredy haz az meny az yu wunt, sinse yu wurk heer nd awl…
iz teh kittehtayl swop shop
mommy said you have to let me play, too.
GMTA!
if onlee we rooled the whirled…
Yu meen we dont?! Dammit, Ai gnu Ai wus doin sumfink rong!
urs is better, and so is ambercat’s
corm gradululululashuns, zauberflote! how can we selebraete your celebritee?
(dis your nawt sekund furvest frum last?)
dont be a pest. go play with yore own liddul frenz.
datz fur teh pichure, nawt zauberflote!
the zauberflote can play wif us, any thyme.
mummeh ses we has to pai wit ee chudders. yur mai chudder; plai wit me!
yore nawt my chudder. yore adopted.
*little kitteh runs arf sqweelin….*
mmmooOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
kittehs aer so sweet.
Are you and yor boyfriend gonna kissy-kissy? Ewwww!!!! I’m gonna tell Moomy I saw you hold his hand, and that you were whispering and lokking at each other all icky-like. Hey, can we get a hamburger, how about an ice cream cone? Are we going to the movies together??? I’m gonna sit in the middle between you. So this is the boy I heard you telling yur friend wuz soooocute??? Ha, Ha, gag me wid a spoon. Like you guys are so gross….
*Boyfriend kitteh takes $5 out of wallet and gives to little brother kitteh to go bother his other sister….*
o b0rg kween, didja finish assimilayting Phillippe d B. on the hippopoamus tenor pichure?
The new b0rg drone wuz ezily lured back by the promise of choclate cake. (I can usually be lured into temptashun by that, too….)
hi C’sh
I maded you and oder cheez frenz a linkie about the historie of choclit
I hope wordpress doesn’t eated itz
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/brief-history-of-chocolate.html
nom!inated foar most deelishush linkee!
NOMinated (snerk!) and secunded.
all in favors?
(whose moufs nawt too full to vote)
i aer in flavor! oh wayt. i nominaytedit. ok to voat? nawt shur ob Robcats rooles ob ordlol…
Thank U, two_kittehs, for da choklate link. It wuz very interesting, and I think I’ll go now and do some personal research on it *unwraps a Hershey bar*
i aer sabing up munnies for teh trip to Vega!
just to klarify, dats teh stellar wun, not teh wun in nevada.
Of corse. Iz really pretty there in springtime, when the norglemeetropa are in heat.
an ware duz wun gets tikkits?
ai wantz to goze bak home. yu tayks me in yers luggage?
danjeruz ploy!!
teh luggij cud end up n e playz, oar eben wurz,
noplaceinparticular,
but at lease teh drinx are complimentry.
it wuz delishuz chawklit cake.
i nommed and nommed it
i dont’ remembers n-e-thing else
b0rg kween smiles. well, wut passes fur a smile onna b0rg kween….
OT
mary, technicakillily, n oirich gaylich, dunt “O’Spockn” meen
“son o’ Spockn”? (ni’ Spockn = “dawter o’ Spockn”)
Sumpin u ain’t tellin?
well. yew r prolly rite. teh onlee gaelik i speek is paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde; i fot O’Spockn mint “house o’ spockn”
but i think mebbee yure prhaps goin boldly ware no wun has goned befoar…teh b0rg kween tew whom i refurred in teh above p0st is nawt yurs twulee, but c00kie’s human who is teh undispyuted kwenn ob teh b0rg in dis hive.
kittehs liffs in hives?
ewwwww….
i b riskin 2 liv n a kitteh hive! i face teh pointy enz 4 teh purr!
Ohai, Mary, House of Spock - I tinks BamaHern refers to ancient Gaelic use of the “O” in a name. But it be very obveeus that yur usage iz based on da Vulkaneze usage of “O”, which of course refers to da House of one’s lineage. Your usage iz correct (assumings you do be from dat revered Great House), and should continue trouble free.
fanks. i feels bettah now.
i think it is nawt commonly nohn dat Vulkan gaelik be dffrent frum terran gaelic.
I find such ignoorance of such obvious things to bee widespred amung hyuumons. I really wonders why kittehs haz chosen dem on dis world to serves them.
I be taking on our trip to stellar Vega (Alpha Lyrae, for da ignoorant) my beloved Cookie, as her golden countenance iz much revered there.
i only gnos mai gaelik frum teh kittehz. Teh kitteh wich
mosley pwns mii iz naemed “Lumpkin ni Coal”. cuz shii leikz
2 b a liddle lump undr teh quilt! (and iz gaelik) iz mii wich iz
responcifer..respindablsible.. 2 b blamed 4 interperationing
hir naem az gaelik! mosley, she b speekin beauty!
Sry! takin mai severe ingnints adn leevin elites 2 demselves!
bai
Ohai Mary -
We’ze been kalled ELITE?????
That’z neat.
Hard 2 beat.
Kwiite a feat.
Tis berry troo
Nolledge joo habs
we lesser peepz
luk to joo fur lernin
Joo beez wyze in teh wayze ob Cheez. an MENNY udder tawpiks !!!
Ai lern new fings ebberee dai.
*clinky drinky vessel*
Ai salewt joo oh wyze wuns.
noooooooos BamaHern, dont gooooees…..
i wants to heer moar about “speekin beauty” the luvly cat …
ohai, tidmum
tawk about lernin, that whole thred on field hockey attire wuz kwite infoarmatif. adn funnee! lernt alot i did. thanx!
ai hadz menny laffs renemberin teh skoo dayz.
My dawter iz doin teh hockey nao.Is grate fun tellin her teh “roolz”(not teh reel wuns ob corse).nawty nawty…
Iz a gud playce fur her to ‘aksidentally’ bash teh ankulz ob teh girlz whut beez bullyin her.. Demz stay awai frum her nao!!
To Mary O’Spockn, Yah dis am de plaz fur lerning, yup yup. I kin speke only a mean amount ov da gaelik bot I members “o” is bean a preposion meaning “from, or of”. I noed dat dey Gaeliks peeps discoveryd da western wurld (in dey teenytiny boots) but I neber gnu dey dicobered Vulcan two. Musta been afore dey discoberd ouesgai. I hada seanmhathair so thearfurr wii be very furr anciently conekted causins, I tink. Slainte!
to Keykat
i saw that you added an ichthys to the list one time having to do wif a fish?
Yah, iz al greek ta mii.