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i can haz lurve?
lookee how sumbodee haz put teh ornj tale on teh whyte kitteh and vice-versah!
a tale ob two kittehs…
how teh Dikens did dat happen?
ur doin’ it wrong… you did the straight line AND the punch line…
i are greedee!
her am 2 damm smartz!!
bigsum win ms mary O’
2 astute.
wai 2 kyoot
n e buddy eye needz 2 ……… *gaaaggghhh!!*
( muffled sounds as body is dragged away )
ummmm. sumbuddy taek dat gun ‘way frum ‘im…
kyna spoilz the flavr ay liddul.
Butt teh bebbeh iz wai kewt!
oh no.
it’s photoshopppppped.
where’s my mask?
gotta have teh mask to get the prawper level ob indignashun.
congarats to zauberflote, furvest-from-last
teh mask r berree tempting. pdb…
oar leazt eet worz until teh inspierd eleganz ob ms mary O’s dikkinz punnz diffewzd teh r t fishalitee ob teh pik.
taht laydee am sum awsum jeenyuz!!
Ai hadz a hole fambly ob kittehz wib deez markins.
Orinj points,creem boddees an orinj tayls.Beeg bloo eyez too.
Dems mummah woz Syameeze crossed Purrshun an teh daddie wuz a big orinj boi of teh mucho hansomes.
Demz had awl teh syameeze charikteristiks incloodin teh awsum abilitee ob climbin rown teh hole howse wibbout tuchin teh floor,an teh flumpiness ob a flumpi kitteh.
One ob dem wuz teh ‘kitteh rowndabout’ ai menshunned in ‘Mapquest’ a whyle bak.
ennybuy else got burgerz dat be borked????
*blushes*…nebber mind….slow puter, me theenks
Je peux avoir “unlucky pierre” ?
u b hopin’ senser dunt gno wut dat meenz.
we don’t need no stinking censors. this isn’t ‘cute overload’
No u cannot has
yesh, yu kan haz luv!
congratz, zauberflote! i’d offah yu a frii drink, but yu kan alredy haz az meny az yu wunt, sinse yu wurk heer nd awl…
iz teh kittehtayl swop shop
mommy said you have to let me play, too.
GMTA!
if onlee we rooled the whirled…
Yu meen we dont?! Dammit, Ai gnu Ai wus doin sumfink rong!
urs is better, and so is ambercat’s
corm gradululululashuns, zauberflote! how can we selebraete your celebritee?
(dis your nawt sekund furvest frum last?)
dont be a pest. go play with yore own liddul frenz.
datz fur teh pichure, nawt zauberflote!
the zauberflote can play wif us, any thyme.
mummeh ses we has to pai wit ee chudders. yur mai chudder; plai wit me!
yore nawt my chudder. yore adopted.
*little kitteh runs arf sqweelin….*
mmmooOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
kittehs aer so sweet.
Are you and yor boyfriend gonna kissy-kissy? Ewwww!!!! I’m gonna tell Moomy I saw you hold his hand, and that you were whispering and lokking at each other all icky-like. Hey, can we get a hamburger, how about an ice cream cone? Are we going to the movies together??? I’m gonna sit in the middle between you. So this is the boy I heard you telling yur friend wuz soooocute??? Ha, Ha, gag me wid a spoon. Like you guys are so gross….
*Boyfriend kitteh takes $5 out of wallet and gives to little brother kitteh to go bother his other sister….*
o b0rg kween, didja finish assimilayting Phillippe d B. on the hippopoamus tenor pichure?
The new b0rg drone wuz ezily lured back by the promise of choclate cake. (I can usually be lured into temptashun by that, too….)
hi C’sh
I maded you and oder cheez frenz a linkie about the historie of choclit
I hope wordpress doesn’t eated itz
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/brief-history-of-chocolate.html
nom!inated foar most deelishush linkee!
NOMinated (snerk!) and secunded.
all in favors?
(whose moufs nawt too full to vote)
i aer in flavor! oh wayt. i nominaytedit. ok to voat? nawt shur ob Robcats rooles ob ordlol…
Thank U, two_kittehs, for da choklate link. It wuz very interesting, and I think I’ll go now and do some personal research on it *unwraps a Hershey bar*
i aer sabing up munnies for teh trip to Vega!
just to klarify, dats teh stellar wun, not teh wun in nevada.
Of corse. Iz really pretty there in springtime, when the norglemeetropa are in heat.
an ware duz wun gets tikkits?
ai wantz to goze bak home. yu tayks me in yers luggage?
danjeruz ploy!!
teh luggij cud end up n e playz, oar eben wurz,
noplaceinparticular,
but at lease teh drinx are complimentry.
it wuz delishuz chawklit cake.
i nommed and nommed it
i dont’ remembers n-e-thing else
b0rg kween smiles. well, wut passes fur a smile onna b0rg kween….
OT
mary, technicakillily, n oirich gaylich, dunt “O’Spockn” meen
“son o’ Spockn”? (ni’ Spockn = “dawter o’ Spockn”)
Sumpin u ain’t tellin?
well. yew r prolly rite. teh onlee gaelik i speek is paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde; i fot O’Spockn mint “house o’ spockn”
but i think mebbee yure prhaps goin boldly ware no wun has goned befoar…teh b0rg kween tew whom i refurred in teh above p0st is nawt yurs twulee, but c00kie’s human who is teh undispyuted kwenn ob teh b0rg in dis hive.
kittehs liffs in hives?
ewwwww….
i b riskin 2 liv n a kitteh hive! i face teh pointy enz 4 teh purr!
Ohai, Mary, House of Spock – I tinks BamaHern refers to ancient Gaelic use of the “O” in a name. But it be very obveeus that yur usage iz based on da Vulkaneze usage of “O”, which of course refers to da House of one’s lineage. Your usage iz correct (assumings you do be from dat revered Great House), and should continue trouble free.
fanks. i feels bettah now.
i think it is nawt commonly nohn dat Vulkan gaelik be dffrent frum terran gaelic.
I find such ignoorance of such obvious things to bee widespred amung hyuumons. I really wonders why kittehs haz chosen dem on dis world to serves them.
I be taking on our trip to stellar Vega (Alpha Lyrae, for da ignoorant) my beloved Cookie, as her golden countenance iz much revered there.
i only gnos mai gaelik frum teh kittehz. Teh kitteh wich
mosley pwns mii iz naemed “Lumpkin ni Coal”. cuz shii leikz
2 b a liddle lump undr teh quilt! (and iz gaelik) iz mii wich iz
responcifer..respindablsible.. 2 b blamed 4 interperationing
hir naem az gaelik! mosley, she b speekin beauty!
Sry! takin mai severe ingnints adn leevin elites 2 demselves!
bai
Ohai Mary –
We’ze been kalled ELITE?????
That’z neat.
Hard 2 beat.
Kwiite a feat.
Tis berry troo
Nolledge joo habs
we lesser peepz
luk to joo fur lernin
Joo beez wyze in teh wayze ob Cheez. an MENNY udder tawpiks !!!
Ai lern new fings ebberee dai.
*clinky drinky vessel*
Ai salewt joo oh wyze wuns.
noooooooos BamaHern, dont gooooees…..
i wants to heer moar about “speekin beauty” the luvly cat …
ohai, tidmum
tawk about lernin, that whole thred on field hockey attire wuz kwite infoarmatif. adn funnee! lernt alot i did. thanx!
ai hadz menny laffs renemberin teh skoo dayz.
My dawter iz doin teh hockey nao.Is grate fun tellin her teh “roolz”(not teh reel wuns ob corse).nawty nawty…
Iz a gud playce fur her to ‘aksidentally’ bash teh ankulz ob teh girlz whut beez bullyin her.. Demz stay awai frum her nao!!
To Mary O’Spockn, Yah dis am de plaz fur lerning, yup yup. I kin speke only a mean amount ov da gaelik bot I members “o” is bean a preposion meaning “from, or of”. I noed dat dey Gaeliks peeps discoveryd da western wurld (in dey teenytiny boots) but I neber gnu dey dicobered Vulcan two. Musta been afore dey discoberd ouesgai. I hada seanmhathair so thearfurr wii be very furr anciently conekted causins, I tink. Slainte!
to Keykat
i saw that you added an ichthys to the list one time having to do wif a fish?
Yah, iz al greek ta mii.
early Christian symbol, too.
Sis! Hey, sis! Wot yu doin, sis? Let me plai – or Ai’ll tell Mummeh!
GMTA!
I’m igorant, wot duz GMTA stand fur?
“great minds think alike”. i aer honured to eben be menshuned in teh saem sentence as Ambercats mind. she always has the funnee.
grate mynds fink alyk
“Hmmmfff… must be your side of the family.”
IM TELLIN U, THREEZ COMPANY FOURS CROWD!
Hey, wat u guise lukin at? Can I cum up there? There’s plentee ov room, here I cum. This is grate! We’re awl up heer togebber. We shud do dis ebery dai! U r teh bestest frenz eber. Hey wat shud we awl do next?
Hoal wyde Wurld waytz 4
liddill Kitteh 2 joynz in.
No cayrz ‘bowt ‘Furd Weel’
Liddill Kitteh iz
awllreddee maykeengz planz 4
mennee 2morroez
Lawtza feengz luukz
verreh beeg. Liddill Kitteh
willz growz n2 dem
Jack.
Pesky younger sibling is pesky.
Those two cats switched tails!! xD
It looks like they got each other’s tails
tis a tale told wif ornj adn furrree, sig nee flying nufink.
Macbeth FTW!
Fird wheel kitteh: So, wot we doin tonite?
ovver kittehs: *sigh*
i can has threesome?
maebee 3 purrrvurts?
So would kitteh doktors be purrvets?
I’ve nown wunnerto in mai tyme!
U hav 2 babysit yur littel sista again? Bummer!
It liek Shina say: dey switched tailz! I is thinkin’ photoshop? But wut a bizarr thing tu photoshop…
tis a fairee tale.
sumone ish moaron at fotoshop
Sez teh wyte kitteh, “SCAT!”
And you got the phrase wrong. It’s third leg or fifth wheel, no third wheel.
details, details. Hoo carez?
wii allreddy innerviewed 2 “wheel kitteh”s! dis b teh thurd!
Stend inna r0rth. plz!
datz “Stend inna 4rth”
Pleh! – rented fingurz!
mebbeh crossed wif mein in teh powst?
I care. Lolcats may not know how to spell, but they know sayings, dangit!
Butt mixin metty-fours is much fun!! It mayks yew stop fur a minuet an tink.
Iz too third wheels. Also iz third rails for elextrisity danger.
if is a bike,
third wheel metafor werks OK!!
Forget them, kitteh! You can come hang out with me instead, and I’ll give you food!
No iz third wheel, iz shap… schapp… watch-over-u kitteh
Loves kitteh on hind legs…sweet!
Bebeh: Mahm! Mahm! Mahm! Mahm!…
Mama: (Sigh) … Beat it, kid…
(Pause)
Bebeh: Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
(Dad bats paw, knocks bebeh flyin)
(Bebeh shakes head, gets up)
Bebeh: Mahm! Mahm! Mahm! Mahm!…
AKA Kurt Campbell
HELP MY KITTEN IS DRAGGING ME AWAY! and also on the news tonight…… This is not very funny but I will still say LOL! (Hear Dragging Cries of help and leave anyway)
BYE!
I know I am strange but whatever