plz reply i wanna heer what u hav 2 say

dis mah rifel
dis mah gunn
dis i shootz
dis 4 fun.

so nao iz cornfuzzle. whuts u iz gonna dew wif trollies?

Pallas cats hab owl eyes. straynge.

Of Pallas Athena, luminous goddess I begin to sing:
owl-eyed, rich in wisdom, her heart unyielding;
a virgin she is, modest, the protectress of the city, mighty one;
Tritogenê, she was born by Zeus, the all-wise.
From his great head she emerged, bearing weapons,
gold were they, and shining; all the immortals appraised her with respect.
The goddess stood before Zeus, holder of the aigis,
swiftly leaping from his enormous skull.
She brandished the pointy spear in her hand; Olympos shook greatly
as if fearful of the powerful owl-eyed one;
Gaia released a piercing cry; Pontos moved violently,
raising dark, ominous waves, releasing a burst of spray against the land.
The bright son of Hyperion stood his stallions, waiting long for Her;
to undress of the divine armor from her immortal shoulders.
Pallas Athena! Zeus, the all-wise laughed.
So I hail you goddess, daughter of Zeus, the aigis-holder
With this my song ends, but I will always remember to sing to you.

Realz paul stanleez gots curly hares. Realz ace freeleez face wai moar bumpeez den dis. (Him had hard life) I am shore teh peter criss is doin teh maeikups rong.

Gene simminz faik do gud jobs but IDK, de rest ver much NOT teh REEL KISS, of dis i am shore.

Purrhaps yoo hav been werking too hard?? Ai noe taht ai wuzn’t doin too well yesterday wehn awl ai cud doo wuz tawk about ded peepl!

Mai dedlee serious streeek – let me show yoo eet!

Mary has spritzed yoo now – shud bee awl bedder. Ai think maybee ai need sum spritzing, tooo!

MAREEEEE. . . .

Awn to next kweschun. Wai doo yoo know thingz about scientology? Oar izzi reelee jus the do – oh -ai think ai reelee am fawling asleep. I haet to go – yoo ar reelee a fun playmate. An wai do yoo nawt sleep? Ai thot awl hyoomins had to sleep.. Gud nite. . .

Ok – w intinitee. . .is eezee – Toy Storee. But 8? An – LOLZ again – yoo DUZ has to splain it – pleez. aksullee, ai’m starting to gett nervous about typing 8 wif eny otther thing – cud get stranj smilee fayce. 8)

nomm nomm

It had to bee dun – teh Irakiz were doin terribul thingz in Kuwait – but – awl these things hav unexpekted consee kwences – an innocent peepl, like yurself, get hurt.

Yoo know – fur menee yeerz, teh pore jermans were sposed to hav a collektiv gilt about what the nazis did – weather tehy cud has dun enething about it oar not.

In teh sayme way – ai feel a gilt about waht ar stoopee gobermint duz to innocent peepl. So – may ai at leest apologize to yoo fur this? Ai no it soundz stranj – an shurlee nawt particularlee satisfying fur awl that yoo hav lost. But it iz teh leest taht ai can doo.

Wud yoo leik a caramel creem donut?

an bessaluk wif ur loddree tikkumz

peesee
wez not old. kant be old if u like rok

but we may needs to be prepared
*its a disco inferno
burning…..*

must stok up first, adn DEN you can has 70′s disko.

sumbuddy’s bound to get a disco party goin here sometime soon. we needs to be prepareded.