in ur 1970’s
startin a glam rok band
u noes, liek dese guys…
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KITZ!
Congrats Ambercat!
How does U want to celebrate?
A caturday napz in the sunbeamz?
Or danses?
Cold beer and snax, plees! And Moosik! Ennee moosik, so long as it’s LOWD! Yu kno; tern teh dyul rite up to 11!
How about Heines and chicken wingz
first musik by Kiss?
I iz akshually not fambiliar wid their musik
but I guezz they makez loud musik, judging
from their make-upz
and den Guns and Rozes? we be crankingz it real loud
I startz the parteh and then goez on to take that Caturday napz!
Enjoi Ambercat!
Sownds purrrfek! Ai’ll fech mai ayr gitar…
Loud???? LOUD???? Yoo hav no idea!!!! Ai went to a KISS Konzert in Frankfurt wunz an ai had to put cotton in mai eerz just to be able to stay in mai seet. Wuz still to loud – but we had to stay – wuz (yess, reelee) part ov a trayining session!
Ai has singed in Frankfurt (well, neer Frankfurt) but Ai donut tink mai kwire wus as lowd as Kiss! Akchully, JCH4K, yu mite knoe teh town Ai wus in as it wus a Merkan Armee bayse; is cawld Butzbach
Yes – ai know Butzbach – but nawt well. An “wuz” is teh werd – ai think awl those bayses ar clozed an goan now.
but – what were yoo singing an wai??? Were yoo singin fur the soljers?? – an – mite ai also ask – wehn??
wen ey wuz der, seamd liek teh hole ob frankfurtz was an merry kan bayz! butt eet worz teh forf ob juleye!!
Fur shur, there were a LOT ov bayses (we call tehm barracks or kaserns – bases ar for teh Air Farce) in an around Frankfurt. It was V Corps hedquarterz – an much else, as well. An – EBREEBUDDEE comez out to cerey brayte awn the 4th ov July!
Where mai theatre wuz(is – wuz, cuz ai’m nawt there enemoar) waz VII Corps Headquarters – Kelley Baracks. Waz verree intersting during Desert Storm, az tehy were wun ov teh leeding troop componeents.
An General Maude – hoo had been ar Community Commander, wuz teh hightest ranking ossifer to bee killed awn teh 9/11 attak awn teh Pentagon. Wuz reelee sad, cus he waz verree nice an came to ar theatre a lot. Anodder Entertainment Director (liek me), but she wuz former by that time – wuz also killed then.
Well – THAT ended awn a cheeree noat, dint it. sorree!!
noe wurreez janetofthe2menneekittehz2countandthatsignoringtheoccasionalvisitingstrayKittehz
eye habz a pursonal boan 2 pix wit stormin normin! as he dun chose teh dayt ob teh 30eff anniberserree ob teh abengerz TB sereez as teh stawt ob teh stawm kikkin up sand an awl sortz. sew noboddee wuz inneristid in sell ee braytin n e annybursary an teh bux eyed bin axed 2 mek gort cubberd in sand – metaforrixally speekinz.
Butt taht normin guy wuz juss 2 himpashunt. ah wail. say luvvee!!? nest pawz.
eye roat u a reap lie. butt mebbe yor naem iz nao 2 lawng fur teh weirdpress 2 coep wif???
A reap lie? Fur heer?? Purrhapz it will show up layterz!!
gibbocat shure holdz teh grudge fur alooooong time.
Aw gibbocat -ai am sew sorree taht yur anniberseree wuz spoiled an no wun wanted to celery brate an yur bux gotted berried. Taht akshullee maeks mee a bit sad – becuz – taht must hav maed yoo verree unhappee.
It had to bee dun – teh Irakiz were doin terribul thingz in Kuwait – but – awl these things hav unexpekted consee kwences – an innocent peepl, like yurself, get hurt.
Yoo know – fur menee yeerz, teh pore jermans were sposed to hav a collektiv gilt about what the nazis did – weather tehy cud has dun enething about it oar not.
In teh sayme way – ai feel a gilt about waht ar stoopee gobermint duz to innocent peepl. So – may ai at leest apologize to yoo fur this? Ai no it soundz stranj – an shurlee nawt particularlee satisfying fur awl that yoo hav lost. But it iz teh leest taht ai can doo.
Wud yoo leik a caramel creem donut?
aww {{{ janetneedeepincuddlesumKittehz }}}
u r 2 sweet.
eye wuz awnlee ramblin awn teh subjik 2 shift teh mude a liddul affer u menshunin yur loss of gud peepz.
an fort taht mii blavverin awn abaht bux been burreed in teh sand wud liff teh mude..?
eye gnoe diz whirld am fulla trubbulz, but it am alsew oberflowin wif gud luvvin peepz hoo iz gonna chainj it fru communicayshun of carin an sharin an genrully bean awsumlee nyze 2 ebbereefink on tihs hunka rok wii cawl hoem.
hugz be wif u an hugz b wif awl ob ewez forebbah.
2 infinitee an beyond!!1 {{{8}}}
‘8′ iz a scientology joek – but if eye has to spain it………
oh!!1 eye awmoezt fergetz mai donut!!!
nomm nomm
well – purrhaps – but it reelee did happen, dint it? An it must be moast annoying to hav yur hard werk go fur naught just becuz ov sum stoopee war.
Ok – w intinitee. . .is eezee – Toy Storee. But 8? An – LOLZ again – yoo DUZ has to splain it – pleez. aksullee, ai’m starting to gett nervous about typing 8 wif eny otther thing – cud get stranj smilee fayce.
teh ‘8′ am teh hinfinitty symbol awn himz said –
oar az kloze az yukon git wif a tie pin. ( eben teh diamonstuddid wun dat CH b werrin nao )
an datz hao ole mutter hubberd, wen himz wuzn’t rummijin in teh cubberd, rote it in himz bux. juss aks Tom Crewz.
ROFL!!!! That iz a cleer a mudd! Gud thing yoo duzn’t haz to maek yur libbing bai esplaining things! Ok – 8 = moebius strip.
Awn to next kweschun. Wai doo yoo know thingz about scientology? Oar izzi reelee jus the do – oh -ai think ai reelee am fawling asleep. I haet to go – yoo ar reelee a fun playmate. An wai do yoo nawt sleep? Ai thot awl hyoomins had to sleep.. Gud nite. . .
Wen ai wus at skool we did kwire exchayj trip wit teh Weidigschule in Butzbach – tehy sang wit us in TeenyTiny Ingerlan an we sang wit tehm, tehre. Ai sang wit teh kwire form 1980 to 1986 an tehn we sang a “reprise” in abowt 2001. Teh bayse wus gorn by taht last trip but wus tehre for awl teh erlyer wuns. We didunt sing for teh sojer bois but, no dowt, sum ob tehm caym alawng to teh conserts.
That soundz veree nyce indeed. Ai am awl for those kulchural eggschanj aktivitees. Maeks teh otter peepl moar hyooman – an if yoo hav sung in kwires wif tehm, yoo ar less lieklee to want to kill tehm
OH NOES. Waht’s RONG wif mee today. Ai need to liten up!!!
It wus gud – and Ai did wot Ai cud, personally, to promoet a entente cordial *ahem* wit mai host!
eye’ll hab a kup ob dat ontentz cordial plzthx.
*sip sip*
hmmm
tyztz a likkul liek rybeena!
Just FYI – ai must go now to a brij partee. Ai eggspekt menee ov yoo will hav goan beddybye befoar ai getz bak – so – to further teh entente cordal – Schlaf gut!!!
isn’t that brij built yet???!!
re: isn’t that brij built yet???!!
Porgie Tyrebyter ref FTO (4 teh obskure az im)
FTO and FTW !!11! elebenty
dis is so in-teresting. we seems to be exploring the different eras and genres of teh music. we had teh led zeppling an deep porple just the other day. Naow we has
kiss and def leppard.
Wut’s next? disco?
[rummages in closet
so far, fails to find white suit wif big lapels]
u loned it 2 mii! memmber?
aha! duz you still has the goldy chains for around teh neck?
sumbuddy’s bound to get a disco party goin here sometime soon. we needs to be prepareded.
ohnooooooooess! does teh garlic and silber stuffs werks???
must stok up first, adn DEN you can has 70’s disko.
i aer making laem joke about disko suking owt teh blud ob pop/rok music.sigh.ia aer old.
jest to be purrrfeckly clear
mai antici-pashun ob the return of disco
let me not show it to yew.
but we may needs to be prepared
*its a disco inferno
burning…..*
no no no mary o. disko does, did and alwais will suk. rok muzic is da gratest! memberer, when u turn da music up, if yur ears dont bleed, it aint loud enuf!
peesee
wez not old. kant be old if u like rok
Yay! Punkin! disko sux0rz. butt y do u cumpair itz 2 musicz?
heh heh heh
wen eye furzt C diz paij, b 4 eye scene teh paintid faysiz,
eye wuz finkin: hey issa B jeez! !!1
sew mebbeh it wuz sum kyne ob preposishun eye wuz habbin..?
fur some reezon wen i saw kyute fuzzy faces (be four i skrolled dwon)i fot dey wuz singing “my brave my brave myyy braaaave faaaace”.
mebbee dem uglee hyumunz wuz skeerin dem.
$#@! ^%$, It’s a glam rock band! Get in the car!
or or or or we cud hook up wiv da boyz! (or da girlz, if ya wantz) >;}
hehe
i has a kitteh in mah laps rite nao, and hims kyoot and flufi and purring and
EBIL!!! awwww!
tonight on VH1 behind the mewsic … fur bands. where are they now ?
Akshully we beez cheering foah our team
That picture is *ahem* “Pawsome”
I wanna rok n roll all nite, and purrty evahy day!
That’s not KISS that’s the “KISS Forever Band” a cover band from Hungary.
Thank you. I was afraid I was the only person who noticed that!
tank god ppl notize that!
I’m actually… kinda afraid that you noticed that. ;o)
{wispr}it sez ryte onna pikshur, ‘KISS Forever Band’{/wispr}
but tehm still neadz sprayin!!
How bout some Ted Nugent….Cat scratch fever!!!
Or eye ub teh tiger
or whats new pussycat
*whooo..oo.oo…oh
Or “Cat’s in teh craydul, wit teh silber spoon…..”
liddul boy blu adn teh man on teh moon..
Tihs eerwurm is mai Caturdai gift to yu awl! Ai fyn tihs wun is a persisstent lidl beggar an will hand arown for DAIS!
Oh won’t u leeeeeeee-eeeve
Mah kitttten aaaa-lone!!
Erleh – Beeetuls.
cat_butt_squirrel_butt: BEATUL BUTT! Much win!
“wen ya comin home cat?”
“i dont know wehn, but wheel get tugedda then , yeh,
you no weal hab a good thyme den…”
kisses blown are kisses wasted
kisses spred jerms and jerms are hated
but u kan kiss me bebbeh kuz i’m vaxinated
nawt 2 romantix a lirrik. butt iph wii ewez lortza ekkoe shud b hokai!
an teh phlanja an teh fayzor an…
but doan wurree!!1
wii rite teh werdz awn teh seedy sleeb sew ebberybuddee seengalawng – awmowzt.
Wot do yu get, if yu kiss a gurl?
Yu get enuff jerms to catch gnu-moanyah.
After yu do, she’ll neber fone ya!
Ai’l neber fawl in luff a gen!
iz dat tiem ob yur wen ebbreebuddee tawkin bowt jermz!!
mebbeh wii cud d claire teh jerm freeze own?
wut do ya get wen ya kiss a gog?
you onlee get lice adn mange adn sorrow
so, for at leest until tomorro…
Funny anagrams ov “What do you get when you fall in love.”
Courtesy (oar – nawt so much) ov anagramgenius.com
On a lovely, naughty wife, due to howl! (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius)
Why, you’ve hot nude flagellation! Ow! (by Mike J H Ryan by hand) (2004)
wot doo ju git wen u kiss ur a**
problee a krik in teh nek!!
eyem nawt gonna eben trai!
Is dat y noe buddy kist meh lass weak???
I wuz on teh antee byotix!!
awww.
mebbeh wii sen u sum kissez nao.
u want em awn ur cat-butt oar ur skwirl-but?
x kiss x kiss
wun 4 eech
Fanx, gibbocat! wun 4 eech duz it kwiet nyec-klee!
dusnt eksplayn wy nowun’s kisst me sins abowt 2001!
awwww beegsum huggeez fur AC {{{ ambercat }}}
( havta stay awn teh gude sied ob janet’s depewtee!! )
Letz heer it fur Blak Catbaff.
daz teh uddah naem fur blak caturdai?
Awww, they could have at least gotten a picture of the actual band, not a cover band!
halp janetkneedeepinkittehz!!
eye hams awreddee forgetz wich sprey 2 ewez!!
jus sprai tehm awl wit the “scents ob Huoomor”, taht yooshully werks!
tanx AC!!
*spritz spritz*
sawlrite, doos. u pheel bettah in teh morninz.
Teh closest wud bee teh #7 – but since iz nawt reelee cobbered, teh “Scents ob Huoomor” spray iz probablee teh best thing to uze – as indeed, yoo hav dun!!!
tanku 4 ridinz 2 teh rezkew, janetoftehbillionsumplusmoaruptournekindemkittehz.
butt yore deptutee AC dun gort heah fust an sabed teh dai! berree importan dai 2 saib: a Caturday!! speshull!!!
mmmmm. nice. now aye smells Eau d Lafter!
Yet anodder produkt we cud uze fur fun raizing.
meefinx dis tred hab distoibd a trollz nest!!
hit em wif a pun
hit em awn teh run
an if taht failz
noze sprey prevailz?
awww WTF!
eye’l shute em wif mai gunn!
ohai gibbocat…
dis mah rifel
dis mah gunn
dis i shootz
dis 4 fun.
so nao iz cornfuzzle. whuts u iz gonna dew wif trollies?
can go in teh “Ambercat wud kwite lyk to keep her car, plees Mr Credit Compny, if tahts ok wit yu? Hav a cukkee”?
aw u noe doez peephole 2??
“pay up oar die!”
but ak lease dey gibz u a choyz!
yup, Hobsons choys! Ah well, mebbee Ai has wun teh lodderee…
eye fink mebbeh bai nao ‘hobson’ b ded..?
cud b himz maed teh rong choyz.
an bessaluk wif ur loddree tikkumz
Doze be cheetah cubs. Jus sayin.
They nawt b cheeters, dey alwais plai teh fare game.
If we keeps tellin dem dey r cheeters, tehy will begin to beleef it.
Doan hert der self esteemz!
its nawt cheetin if u dont get catched
an NOBODY catches teh cheetahs
dem iz ownlee cheetinz teh lawz ob grabbittee bai brekkin teh sown barry year!
Wat u meen these Leopards r Def?
Whut?
Def Lepard…
Good Grief – I can’t beleef I didn’t get dat before I posted.
*facepaw*
Cud somewon gib me a spritz ov teh sents ov humor? Parently, I needs it.
Mah denseness, let meh show u it.
phht* phht* phhht*
LOLZ beeg teim!!! Romeow!!!! Ai nebber seed yoo miss wun befoar!! Yoo ar usuallee there long befoar ebreebuddy else!
Purrhaps yoo hav been werking too hard?? Ai noe taht ai wuzn’t doin too well yesterday wehn awl ai cud doo wuz tawk about ded peepl!
Mai dedlee serious streeek – let me show yoo eet!
Mary has spritzed yoo now – shud bee awl bedder. Ai think maybee ai need sum spritzing, tooo!
MAREEEEE. . . .
oh, sowy, Janet- *phpsst phsst phssst phsst* dat shud last a wile!
dint know you wuz here, adn i just gotted home frum Iglesia Bautista Hispana de Manchester. Nice peeps. They let me sit in on the una Vida con Proposito klasses adn aer merciful adn don’t call on me to answer preguntas. at least, nawt yet!
Fank Yew JCH4K and Mary O.
I doan hab enny excuses. It’z nice to see that u got teh saem laff outta it dat I did.
If Iz gonna b teh stoopy, I mite as well go BEEG!
Next Kafleen will b heer kicken up her hoves in laffter.
Don wurry, CH, it dinnot go ovar mai hed! Mah liddle boi wen Trick-or-treetin as Def Lepard 1 yeer – haddon a leppard soot an did sine languij 4 teh treets! Tehre wuz lotsa “oh, luk, dear, teh liddle leopard is def (one, too, trhee) OH I GEDDIT!!”
sounz awsum kewt!!
How vary inspired! It maid me lol, anyway.
best. kostoom. ever.
yabbut, nao i wunder how you sign “trik oar tweet”? mmm. shurelee you don’t sgin it letta by letta?
wun dae i’m gonna lern sine langwige. is byutiful.
eye hadda buk ob merrykum sine langwij coz eye hadda def pal in noo jork. but merrykum am sum diffrunt frum inglish n intanashunul sine. but awl r berree elegent eben if mowzt confewzinz 2 us speekin peepz.
Judas Priest, itz Vicious Rumors bout teh Warrant fur teh Twisted Sister dat went to Skid Row wif Ratt Poison luking fur this Motley Crue. Good fing the Faster Pussycat had a Fastway to Gorky Park in Europe. The Slaughter of teh Great White Scorpions wif teh Nitro and TNT was drowned owt by the Loudness of the Quiet Riot.
Romeow!!!
(sawft paat paat paat) Teh sound ov two floofee whyte paws clapping fur thiz bravura display!!
romeow dat was jus wunderful! bery bery cleber!
I juzt Winger-ing it.
>^..^<
I wud rathah lissen to teh fuzzee kittehs insted ov tohse greesepaynt gise aneedai!
kittehz halpz u lib lawngah n happiyer
lowd noisumz mex u def n brex teh boddee an u iz ded kwikkah
deefikult choyz?? eye fink nawt.
Cat or tiger, vw beetle is de best
kiss teh glam rawk? No tink so. Teh real glam rawk is teh Sweet or teh T-Rex and stuffz
‘N’ Gary Glittah … butt hims b nastee!
mebbeh teh roy wood ‘teh wizard’!!
yay! oar mebbeh nawt sew yay..? iph u wer teh wunz trowin bokkulz @ himz at teh hull uniberzitee??
butt eye membaz heem n e waiz.
gary glitter…so much pleh, Ai cannot begin 2 say it!
rye de wyte swawn. lala di lala di dum
Liddill Cheetahz run
fass, fass, fass. Den dayz needz 2
slowz down 4 awyle
Lil’ Cheetahz seeng, “Lubz
dem liddil Mowseez. Mowseez
dat wii lubz 2 eetz!”
Sawng habz gud leerikkz,
but iz hard 2 dantz 2. Maydz
moar 4 fyne dyneeng
Jack.
bakroun mewzix.
nawt elebaytor mewzix – tho eet duz gib u a lift.
I finks dey looks like Teh Poleese.
wif a sting in da tayl??
Leetle cheetahs original Faster Pussycats
Faster Pussycats? Russ Meyer?
ZOMG — KYEWT BAYBEE CHEETAHZ!!!! Me luvz cheetahz — I thinkz they iz most byootiful wildkittehz evah. Me also likez servalz and caracalz and snow leopardz — but cheetahz mai favrit!
Pallas Cats bee awsum too.
Wich pallas? Bukingam? Kristal? Or mebbee Pallas Athena…
Must bee Pallas Athena . Look at this poem by Homer. Note reference to “pointy ends!!
Of Pallas Athena, luminous goddess I begin to sing:
owl-eyed, rich in wisdom, her heart unyielding;
a virgin she is, modest, the protectress of the city, mighty one;
Tritogenê, she was born by Zeus, the all-wise.
From his great head she emerged, bearing weapons,
gold were they, and shining; all the immortals appraised her with respect.
The goddess stood before Zeus, holder of the aigis,
swiftly leaping from his enormous skull.
She brandished the pointy spear in her hand; Olympos shook greatly
as if fearful of the powerful owl-eyed one;
Gaia released a piercing cry; Pontos moved violently,
raising dark, ominous waves, releasing a burst of spray against the land.
The bright son of Hyperion stood his stallions, waiting long for Her;
to undress of the divine armor from her immortal shoulders.
Pallas Athena! Zeus, the all-wise laughed.
So I hail you goddess, daughter of Zeus, the aigis-holder
With this my song ends, but I will always remember to sing to you.
Dis a lubberly Poem.
Ai finks dis bee tawkin abowt awl kittehs ob teh whirld. IRL an in Myfss.
Pallas cats hab owl eyes. straynge.
hee hee!!
Akshully dems so uglee dat tehy r teh moast beeyotiful.if dat maykez sens?
Demz eerz bee onna syde ob teh hed.Big fat floofy boddees,liddel legses and jess gorjuss in evree wai. … DO WANT!!
Ai hab a hyooge Splort ebberee tyme ai see a pikshur.
Hab a luk on googlol.
Ai did, an tehy R!
OK, OK…me haz a lukk on Googel, and Pallas Catz iz byootiful tu. Me still luvz cheetahz best, tho…
I luv caracalz n cheetahs 2! ispeshaly winged cheetahs
U noes dis iz not teh realz KISS in teh pikshure, rite? Dis be cuver band.
Realz paul stanleez gots curly hares. Realz ace freeleez face wai moar bumpeez den dis. (Him had hard life) I am shore teh peter criss is doin teh maeikups rong.
Gene simminz faik do gud jobs but IDK, de rest ver much NOT teh REEL KISS, of dis i am shore.
In ur 80s, auditouning 4 CATS
That’s not even the real KISS band
Humanz got no style. And catz glam band haz bigger, better hair!
Y dis taggeded undr tigerz? Dees b CHEETAHSS!!
ya!!! thay b cheetahss!!!
all u ppl who commented like a MILLION times u hav absolutely no life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plz reply i wanna heer what u hav 2 say
yeh! 1 ov mai pet haets iz wen peeps cal a purrfctly rispectebl cheetah a TIGER!!! RRRAWR!
Please use a proppa picsure of KISS, and not one of a tribute band. lols