And thus did Ceiling Cat
look down upon us And the kittehs did begin to speak in fractured english And it was good
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adn tehn came caturday ebe and himz rested…
Yay fur Caturday!!
Concats Mary O. Whut danse u lyke?
why fanks, Tidmum & tpm! sumhao i gots teh “Mawnin has Borken” song in mye hed dish mawnin, but i aer open to sujeschuns wilest i sip my perubian blend cawfee…
*Mawnin haz Borken
Lyke teh furst mornin
Mary O’Spockn got
teh f.u.r.s.t poast
She beez so clebber
always got wer.. erdz
Prayze fur our Mary
Prayze fur her werdz……….*
Aymen.
claps lil fuzzy pawz togeder!
fanks fur teh prayse (blushes a liddul) , ob corse teh ulteamat praysz goes to teh One who gibs us good and clevah werdz, adn awl things brite adn byutiful,
awl creechurez great adn small…adn frendz like teh cheezpeeps!
anom adn anom.
amen 2 dis.
u warm my hart, maryO
my pleashure.
Looth-run kittehs?
Ai dinnit no kittehs had affili….. afflilyashuns.
daz am teh zweet sawng bai cat steepinz. berry cawlminz 4 teh holly dai ob caturdai. wii humz wichu.. mmla mmmla liek zo.
n lets me add mai concaturmalayshums, ms mary O’
(shii hoo am teh wummun)
fanks!
*adds in fancee paino part*
wich is prolly nawt cat stevens but wakeman frum yes. adn, cat stevens sang, but did nawt rite the lyrics. toon is scots gaelik. yes, dis will be on teh test.
Won ub mai favor rite awlde sowngs, es soooo boootiful, speshully wif yoor fancceee pianny acum…. akcump… purdee moosic… hummin toos maiselfs en teh erlee mornun owers…
ah! win! congratz on teh furst.
…so he culd get up Caturdae mawnin adn re create
day of the catbath?
biet ur tung! cats noo lik teh baf.
and don’t forget the POROSITY
Mai dotter had teh werd “porous” on her skul vokabyoo Larry list.
Teh caer trolls on tihs sait alreddee tot it tu her.
OH NOES!!! Teh porosity ov teh skins!
eheheh mai nawt-secund thots eggsactly
Mary has spocken well furr all lols…
fanks!
…so he culd get up Catudae mawnin adn re create.
oopsie, duble poast. nufink here to see…moob on.
dese aer nawt teh funnees you be lukkin for…
Mary O be re creatin!!
Teh poast dat iz.!!!
gigl
ju gort ur oby wun hatton 2 dai ms mary O’
*moobz han een teh majikul jesschur*
hokai. deze b nawt teh funneez we am lukkin fur.
( buoy. iz sum hawt in deze plassik jumpzootz!! wai we gorda philum dis in toonisya?? )
is dat ware dey flimed it?
i fot it wuz on anudder planet!!!!
Inna galacksy fur, fur awai….
lemme telllz u – toonisya sumtymz feelz liek anudder plannit!
you ben dere?! yikes.
Ai been der.Awsum fud.
Camelz bee stinkee but fun to ryde inna dezzert.
Ai went to wer dem filmed teh Starwarz .Wuz berry innerestin.
cool! lossa sand?
As far as teh eyez cud see.
Ai did teh camel ride to see teh sun rize in teh Sahara.
Wuz an awsum site.
Berrreeeeee cowld in teh erlee howrs ob teh mornin,den soon as teh sun cums up, Boyyyyyyyylin teh branze out!
We wuz glad ob teh jellaba n hed dress.
fanks foar teh descripshun; i awmoast imagin mysef dere (and in my maginashun is teh onlee plaice aisle be ridin a camul)
hao didja endup dere?
ayem shure manee ob us wud likes to no!
Allz I has 2 sai is lolz!
an sumtiemz dat iz enuph.
O Ceiling Cat, bless us with much nom and chizburgerz
an keepus frum teh goggies as we wud keep arselvs…
Mai teh Ceiling Cat bless an keep teh goggies…
…far awai frum us!
(Wif credits tu Tevya)
fiddler on teh roof FTW!!!
WIN!
If I wuz a Lolcat,
ya da dee da da da dee da …
All daze wong I’d
deedle deedle dee,
deedle deedle dee,
NOM NOM!
*takes out imaginary air violin*
*lightly jumps up on the roof*
*plays air violin soulfully in the sunrise (oar is it sunset?)*
mek it teh moonliet.
kittehz lubz teh moonliet!
*wishpurs* but it duznt fit the liddul music joak i wuz makin.
hmmmmm. wheel adapt?
♫
moonrise, moonset,
full moon, eclipse,
swifleee fly teh yeerz…
Conga ratz Mary O
Ai kan rest tomorreow? Y/N?
Derz a great Caturdai Party goin on N da fuds is berry yummies.
ob couse! i mint Caturdae eve as teh ebe befoar Caturdae, and/or teh evening on Caturday. As you kno, Kittehs aer nawt stiklers foar sckeduels- as lawng as dey get dere RDA ob napz and re creashuns
pls. shares? *grabbie paws*
Oohh jess, plz halps urSelvz…sea alllda goodies, hoem baeked bredz N jamz N such onna last pik’s commints.
mai lolshpeekz ish gittin shlurred frum da berry taistie buurbonn pownded cake
nomnomnom. fanks, i needz the n r g to go out adn shuvelz teh sno.
Yes, plz habs sum – if ai eets moar ai getz …ummm… moar fluffy!
dats funniez, my 96 yungs gran ma ma called my huzbins fluffiez ’cause hez suchs a bigs boyes. Saids he’s not fatz he’s fluffiez.
can I get an a-cat? I said, can I get an A-CAT!?
out ob place kitteh used to teh litugiklol type church gathurz awl hims kurage adn sez
Anom.
hims will hab to werk on the beeyen espressib.
peice of da ceeling be upon thee!
adn allsew wif chooo!
(sneezing frum the dust from the piece ob ceiling dat falled- dat wuz a close wun)
ceeling cat werks in mysteryoos wayz, but cood be wurse, cood be church of reformed ceeling cat ware traditional peece of ceiling is asbestos!
mebbee i better goes owtside ware itz safe-no ceeling fawling on me.
oh, wayte, wuts dat large peas ob spi teknawlogee fawlin twords m………..
ceeling cat is every ware, even wen dare is no ceeling!
didz U knoe HIM’s fone#?… itz 8cum speerie 220
direked lien…no middelmanz
alwaze gud eye deeyuh to go direklee to da Sorce ob teh Force.
I love how lolcats have acquired their own cosmology…:D
in da beggining, dare was a yawning nothin, fer ceeling cat had ben nappin, as was his wont…
but nao himz woant b dooinz it agin 4 lawng tiem as him haz awl teh iddul kittez 2 pertekt….
yea verily. An there wuz much nom
an if teh nom waz a cheezburger tehn it waz gud.
yea verily.
Amenz!
David Tai-ree cat wil ketch teh futbawl. Rodney Hairyson cat kan be uzin teh bench but it nawt be helpin.
lux liek rodney iz awn teh bench 4 diz gaem..?
i reepeet, i did NOT haff sex whiff that lobbyist!! Juss be askin mai wife.
Rite hunnee? Uh, put down teh axe sweetie . . .
Gray strypee Kitteh
juss noatissez howz much clowdz
luuk lyke Cheezburgr!
Strypee Kitteh muss
noatifye t3h meedee~uhz
It’z a meerikkull!
Callee Floof gurl
feenkz strypee Kitteh akkteengz
weerdz…. Muss beez awff medz
Ebbeewunz knoez dat
Ceeleeng Cat wurkz inz straynjj andz
misteeree~uss wayz
Jack.
lulz!!! teh cheezburger klowd maed me fink ub tanjereen treez an marmalayd skyz. i’z in a beetlz-lissnin mood todai, ya knoe?
but ware is teh noospaper tacksi ???
moe: ai wen to ur blog. fank yu fur teh desiderata, ai needed to be remin…rymain…to see it agan.
yu’z welkum! iz whut frenz iz fur — tu remynd yu ub gud fings wen yu’z feelin bad, an wen yu izznt feelin bad tuu
i useta has dat (desiderata) on a poaster in my wall wehn i wuz a teenager.
(an IRL wall, loooooong beoar teh wall like i haz on facebook)
Teh cat wif kalydeskope eyes…
awl catz hab dem collide er scoep eyez – iz howkum dey kan hippo note eyez teh stoopy hoominz awlatiem
An -” Luci in teh skye wif diamonds” FTW!!!!
eye am teh lolrus – shu shooby doo!
yer he-kittehs an yer she-kittehs shall testyfy
an yer geezer-cats shal dreem dreems
I can has glossolaylia (tungs)
As fer Tungs tey shall pass but lub endoors 4-ever, srsly
Tree fings abide, lub, cheezburgers an snorgles, but te graytest ob tese is lub (but cheezburgers an snorgles are a close second, K?)
win! furst corinthinlols 13-good ref
wif just teh rite sprinkul ob jowell adn ax.
*Klapping paws togedder happilee*
Ur kommentz show taht u maak Matt 5:16 kum 2 lief! Mai hart swellz!
Fank u mose sinseerlee.
fank oo, miss foots, mary o’s an feelionophiliac — i nawt famblyeear wif 1 Cor 13 befoar, an nao i iz. awedly enuff, it remynd me ub pome by Bulley Shah, Sufi poet frum 250 yeerz ago: yu no needz mush lernin, awr reedin heepz ub skripshers, awr kawllin prayerz frum teh mosk minaret — iffn yu oanly knowz, *reely* knoez, were unnerstandin beginz. (dis iz mai interpretayshun, an mai Punjabi nawt so grate, ackshully!)
moe, i stand amazed at awl teh langwiges you hab… just hao menny
do you know?
mye admurashun, yoo haz it.
hai, mary o’s. if yu libz in big indian sity, yu iz bylingwell wifowt eeben tryin, prolly eeben multilingwell (eeben peepz wif no skoolin iz bylingwell).
an yu awlwez unnerstanz liddl moar dan you speekz, cuz menny langwajez simmiler. fur egg sample: in Yurop, if yu speekz jerman, yu wud unnerstan sum swiz-jerman, mebbe a liddl bit ub dutch, daynish, sweedish, riet? so heer, iff yu knoez hindustani (kommon langwaj, inkloodin bollywood moobiez), yu wud unnerstan hindi, an sum urdu, mebbe sum punjabi/marwadi/bhojpuri, etc.
So yu see, iz nawt reely mai admurayshunabl acheebment — i jus berry, berry lukky to groe up multilingwel! i knoed 4 langwajez befoar i started tu lern Inglandish in kindergarten, an befoar i lernd tu wriet in enny ub dem. moast kids wif me in kindergarten knoed 2-3 langwajez.
woah!! dat am awsum!!
an nao u am extra flooent in kittehspeekz 2!!
eye habz trubbul wif eben hinglish!
mai hat: orf 2 u it is.
Fank u! Ai haz teh I Cor 13 az Wurd dokumint, if u wud liek mai bershun.
Ai haz awphen yuzd it 2 komfort peepz at sad tymez.
Iz hard 2 beet snorgles n cheezburgers, but lub iz teh graatest.
cheerz an awl praiz teh name uv ceiling cat!! an ai mus has to repeet, eben tho ai posted it befor a cupla dais agoo, becuz iz relevent this tiem… (if yu alreddy seen, plz to ignore)
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Gotz hedache. Cud u plz stop nait fever?
dunno wai, dis poast, an teh cawmintz, an Jack Deth’s pome, awl remynd me ub dis sawng:
Sounds of laughter, shades of life, are ringing through my open ears, exciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe
luvlee.
sry, dat shud reed “inciting and inviting me”. dis whut happen wen ai let werk distrack me frum ICHC
hah! i dint eben notiss!
Wundervul! I can has naem uv sawng?
“Across the Universe” by the Beatles
Fank u! May Ceiling Cat bless u!
It is on “Let it Be” and I would suggest considering getting “Let it Be…Naked” which is the re-release. The album is much better in my opinion without the fancy orchestration.
Iz Adam and Eve kittehs in the garden of Eden
fraktur engwish?
no no no no nono.
U speek funnee.
We speek purrrfick!
me talk pretty one day
by david sedaris, (who ai am sur mus be a kitteh…)
a! who’s teh effing troll oze ben votin down mai burgerz?!?
here *passes sumover to whiskas* hab sum ob mine.
wii neadz teh borg-gote wif teh pritti iddul hoobz 2 kik teh troll orfa teh riketsum raketsum brij!
Don’t werree, whiskers. We can maek it as if it had nebber happened!
you has sekrit wepon? i thinked i merember you menshuning summat like dat?
*whispurrs* Yes, ai doo – but ai cannawt say it heer.
ooooo *rubs liddul paws togeddeh in xzitement*
*makes note to be extra polite to janet*
*follows suit*
*Grinz so wydlee taht he disapeers, like Cheshire Kitteh, in Aliss in Wunnerland*
oh, fank yu al. ai luvs yu sooooo much, it feeels lik mai hed wil splort, cause yuis al so much nice to me :’)
Our kitteh,
who art in teh ceiling
hallowed be yer purr
may caturday come
on teh floor, as in teh ceiling
i can has cheezburger noms today?
furgive us our.. no, we purrfect.
as we furgive our hoomins who isn’t
for teh ceiling, teh awsum powrz, and teh luvs is urz.
nao an for everz.
aymenz.
Dis b teh most grayshus an’ deeliteful thing I have been heering in a long tyme.
Manuka, u rites so pretty. this humble cheezpeep thanks u for ur wurdz.
iz not mine wurdz, iz gospelkitteh. he furgots bit about evilz tho.
“furgive us our.. no, we purrfect.”
perfeckshun in a sentins.
kthxbai (laffin..)
Yes, mai favoriet, too!!
much wins.
and on teh caturday, teh ceiling cat restd.
speekeeng in tungs……i duz it.
But wat if u iz kitteh atheist?
I think these two cats are dead and stuffed.
Look at how unnatural the grey one stands, how typical its mouth is. And the itneraction between the two is very non-feline. It is a human who arranged this scene.
I think it is a sick joke to show them here….
hoo leff diz troll cap layin rown awn a caturdai ob awl daiz??!
Gremlin’s Troll List from 15 Nove 07
Berry happy to halp!
Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.
Lessee. Dere’s
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
Which wun yoo gotz?
(There is a #9 troll as well, but at the moment, ai can’t think what is iz!! JMA
What!!! What did ai do??? An how did ai doo eet? Teh “sunglasses” smilie wuz just a
that ai added becuz gremlin dint nomnombur taht wun.
LOLZ!!!! Well – at leest now ai know hao ai did it!!! OK – I trai again. It wuz sposed to bee 8 ) in teh nomburing swquenz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! dis berry funnee!
i lubs JCH4K.
Is dere a troll Cat alog number for a troll dat sez sumfin outrajus just to see wut wheel say?
I think sum thymes dey do dat jest to see if wheee will taek teh bayte.
o wayte. is dat in teh list, adn i jest didnt reed it?
Ai dont’ thnk there iz, mary O’ – we can add it – gremlin wudn’t mind, ai’m shur.
This iz fur yoo, gibbocat – so yoo don’t hav to suffer throo ene moar linkeez!
fanx janet needeepinkittehz 4 teh infomayshumz.
muss admeet 2 been giltee awf numbah seben an numma ate too in mai tiem!! mai badz
duz wii hab ai sprey fur deze troll tiepz oar doo wii juss showt owt teh nummerz? kyna liek ‘bingo’
There iz no eggsisting protocol taht ai know ov
Oh LOLZ!!! ai just noticed teh smilee sunglasses!! Nao ai’m reelee laffing. Luks gud next to “badz.” Ai gotz to say it – yoo ar reelee quick!!
So – bak to topic! ai usuallee just shout out teh troll number. Moast ov teh newer peepl heer probablee ar gratelee puzzleded then.
Do yoo know that we have a bingo? Had, eneway. Teho maed it up. When yur card is full, yoo get to shout “BINGLOL!” It was verree funnee an ai don’t know wai the Burgers took down the link.
an – ai tuk sum tiem this morning an red about Judge Dredd. An nao ai can see wai you cannawt resist running around shooting ebereebuddee. Ai han’t red it befoar (well – ai still havn’t – but ai red ABOUT it) so ai missed teh quite charming/kyoot significance ov what yoo were dooing – maeks much moar sense now.
eye liek teh wai ms mary O’ duz teh *sprtz sprtz* oar sumsuch.
she b wai smart!
iz mush moar ee zee dan memrin teh nummerz 4 a dummee liek mii!
anyhoooo…
if they are dead they are wif Ceiling Cat
he don’t mind!
(refer ‘Anna’ abuv, call men in white coats kthx).
Caturday Nite an I’m heer eetin’ toefoo… someting is nod quide rite…..
ah! win! congratz on teh furst.
Become ceilingcateist !
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8974837005&ref=mf
who does he think he is? Plato?
Cailing cat is the funnest!
LOL!
I love Ceiling cat………………. HE MAKES EVERYTHING FUNNY EVEN A PHONE!