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look down upon us And the kittehs did begin to speak in fractured english And it was good

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  1. mary O'Spockn says:

    adn tehn came caturday ebe and himz rested…

  2. mary O'Spockn says:

    …so he culd get up Catudae mawnin adn re create.

  3. USAFGirl says:

    Allz I has 2 sai is lolz!

  4. O Ceiling Cat, bless us with much nom and chizburgerz

  5. GeeNeeZcatz says:

    Conga ratz Mary O

    Ai kan rest tomorreow? Y/N?

    Derz a great Caturdai Party goin on N da fuds is berry yummies.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      ob couse! i mint Caturdae eve as teh ebe befoar Caturdae, and/or teh evening on Caturday. As you kno, Kittehs aer nawt stiklers foar sckeduels- as lawng as dey get dere RDA ob napz and re creashuns

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      pls. shares? *grabbie paws*

      • GeeNeeZcatz says:

        Oohh jess, plz halps urSelvz…sea alllda goodies, hoem baeked bredz N jamz N such onna last pik’s commints.

        mai lolshpeekz ish gittin shlurred frum da berry taistie buurbonn pownded cake

      • KitKatsMom says:

        Yes, plz habs sum – if ai eets moar ai getz …ummm… moar fluffy!

        • catawba says:

          dats funniez, my 96 yungs gran ma ma called my huzbins fluffiez ’cause hez suchs a bigs boyes. Saids he’s not fatz he’s fluffiez.

  6. Froyd says:

    can I get an a-cat? I said, can I get an A-CAT!?

  7. banriontine says:

    I love how lolcats have acquired their own cosmology…:D

  8. Rooster says:

    yea verily. An there wuz much nom

  9. Mateo says:

    Amenz!

  10. 'steroid says:

    David Tai-ree cat wil ketch teh futbawl. Rodney Hairyson cat kan be uzin teh bench but it nawt be helpin.

  11. Pittypat says:

    i reepeet, i did NOT haff sex whiff that lobbyist!! Juss be askin mai wife.
    Rite hunnee? Uh, put down teh axe sweetie . . .

  12. Jack Deth says:

    Gray strypee Kitteh
    juss noatissez howz much clowdz
    luuk lyke Cheezburgr!

    Strypee Kitteh muss
    noatifye t3h meedee~uhz
    It’z a meerikkull!

    Callee Floof gurl
    feenkz strypee Kitteh akkteengz
    weerdz…. Muss beez awff medz

    Ebbeewunz knoez dat
    Ceeleeng Cat wurkz inz straynjj andz
    misteeree~uss wayz :-)

    Jack.

  13. miss foots says:

    yer he-kittehs an yer she-kittehs shall testyfy
    an yer geezer-cats shal dreem dreems

    I can has glossolaylia (tungs)

    As fer Tungs tey shall pass but lub endoors 4-ever, srsly

    Tree fings abide, lub, cheezburgers an snorgles, but te graytest ob tese is lub (but cheezburgers an snorgles are a close second, K?)

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      win! furst corinthinlols 13-good ref

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        wif just teh rite sprinkul ob jowell adn ax.

        • Feelionophiliac says:

          *Klapping paws togedder happilee*
          Ur kommentz show taht u maak Matt 5:16 kum 2 lief! Mai hart swellz!
          Fank u mose sinseerlee.

          • moe says:

            fank oo, miss foots, mary o’s an feelionophiliac — i nawt famblyeear wif 1 Cor 13 befoar, an nao i iz. awedly enuff, it remynd me ub pome by Bulley Shah, Sufi poet frum 250 yeerz ago: yu no needz mush lernin, awr reedin heepz ub skripshers, awr kawllin prayerz frum teh mosk minaret — iffn yu oanly knowz, *reely* knoez, were unnerstandin beginz. (dis iz mai interpretayshun, an mai Punjabi nawt so grate, ackshully!)

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              moe, i stand amazed at awl teh langwiges you hab… just hao menny
              do you know?
              mye admurashun, yoo haz it.

              • moe says:

                hai, mary o’s. if yu libz in big indian sity, yu iz bylingwell wifowt eeben tryin, prolly eeben multilingwell (eeben peepz wif no skoolin iz bylingwell).

                an yu awlwez unnerstanz liddl moar dan you speekz, cuz menny langwajez simmiler. fur egg sample: in Yurop, if yu speekz jerman, yu wud unnerstan sum swiz-jerman, mebbe a liddl bit ub dutch, daynish, sweedish, riet? so heer, iff yu knoez hindustani (kommon langwaj, inkloodin bollywood moobiez), yu wud unnerstan hindi, an sum urdu, mebbe sum punjabi/marwadi/bhojpuri, etc.

                So yu see, iz nawt reely mai admurayshunabl acheebment — i jus berry, berry lukky to groe up multilingwel! i knoed 4 langwajez befoar i started tu lern Inglandish in kindergarten, an befoar i lernd tu wriet in enny ub dem. moast kids wif me in kindergarten knoed 2-3 langwajez.

                • gibbocat says:

                  woah!! dat am awsum!!
                  an nao u am extra flooent in kittehspeekz 2!!
                  eye habz trubbul wif eben hinglish!
                  mai hat: orf 2 u it is.

    • Feelionophiliac says:

      Fank u! Ai haz teh I Cor 13 az Wurd dokumint, if u wud liek mai bershun.
      Ai haz awphen yuzd it 2 komfort peepz at sad tymez.
      Iz hard 2 beet snorgles n cheezburgers, but lub iz teh graatest.

    • jennerb says:

      cheerz an awl praiz teh name uv ceiling cat!! an ai mus has to repeet, eben tho ai posted it befor a cupla dais agoo, becuz iz relevent this tiem… (if yu alreddy seen, plz to ignore)

      http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

  14. Moppel says:

    Gotz hedache. Cud u plz stop nait fever?

  15. moe says:

    dunno wai, dis poast, an teh cawmintz, an Jack Deth’s pome, awl remynd me ub dis sawng:

    Sounds of laughter, shades of life, are ringing through my open ears, exciting and inviting me
    Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns
    It calls me on and on across the universe

  16. two_kittehs says:

    Iz Adam and Eve kittehs in the garden of Eden

  17. Melissa says:

    fraktur engwish?

    no no no no nono.

    U speek funnee.

    We speek purrrfick!

  18. Manuka says:

    Our kitteh,
    who art in teh ceiling
    hallowed be yer purr
    may caturday come
    on teh floor, as in teh ceiling
    i can has cheezburger noms today?
    furgive us our.. no, we purrfect.
    as we furgive our hoomins who isn’t
    for teh ceiling, teh awsum powrz, and teh luvs is urz.
    nao an for everz.
    aymenz.

  19. Naomi says:

    and on teh caturday, teh ceiling cat restd.

  20. karen says:

    speekeeng in tungs……i duz it.

  21. Fangz says:

    But wat if u iz kitteh atheist?

  22. Anna says:

    I think these two cats are dead and stuffed.
    Look at how unnatural the grey one stands, how typical its mouth is. And the itneraction between the two is very non-feline. It is a human who arranged this scene.
    I think it is a sick joke to show them here….

    • gibbocat says:

      hoo leff diz troll cap layin rown awn a caturdai ob awl daiz??!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Gremlin’s Troll List from 15 Nove 07

        Berry happy to halp!
        Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.
        Lessee. Dere’s
        1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
        2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
        3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
        4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
        5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
        6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
        7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
        8) Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
        Which wun yoo gotz?

        (There is a #9 troll as well, but at the moment, ai can’t think what is iz!! JMA

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          What!!! What did ai do??? An how did ai doo eet? Teh “sunglasses” smilie wuz just a 8) that ai added becuz gremlin dint nomnombur taht wun.

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            LOLZ!!!! Well – at leest now ai know hao ai did it!!! OK – I trai again. It wuz sposed to bee 8 ) in teh nomburing swquenz

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! dis berry funnee!
              i lubs JCH4K.

              Is dere a troll Cat alog number for a troll dat sez sumfin outrajus just to see wut wheel say?

              I think sum thymes dey do dat jest to see if wheee will taek teh bayte.

              o wayte. is dat in teh list, adn i jest didnt reed it? :wink:

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          This iz fur yoo, gibbocat – so yoo don’t hav to suffer throo ene moar linkeez!

          • gibbocat says:

            fanx janet needeepinkittehz 4 teh infomayshumz.
            muss admeet 2 been giltee awf numbah seben an numma ate too in mai tiem!! mai badz 8)
            duz wii hab ai sprey fur deze troll tiepz oar doo wii juss showt owt teh nummerz? kyna liek ‘bingo’ ;)

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              There iz no eggsisting protocol taht ai know ov

              Oh LOLZ!!! ai just noticed teh smilee sunglasses!! Nao ai’m reelee laffing. Luks gud next to “badz.” Ai gotz to say it – yoo ar reelee quick!!

              So – bak to topic! ai usuallee just shout out teh troll number. Moast ov teh newer peepl heer probablee ar gratelee puzzleded then.

              Do yoo know that we have a bingo? Had, eneway. Teho maed it up. When yur card is full, yoo get to shout “BINGLOL!” It was verree funnee an ai don’t know wai the Burgers took down the link.

              an – ai tuk sum tiem this morning an red about Judge Dredd. An nao ai can see wai you cannawt resist running around shooting ebereebuddee. Ai han’t red it befoar (well – ai still havn’t – but ai red ABOUT it) so ai missed teh quite charming/kyoot significance ov what yoo were dooing – maeks much moar sense now.

              • gibbocat says:

                eye liek teh wai ms mary O’ duz teh *sprtz sprtz* oar sumsuch.
                she b wai smart! ;)
                iz mush moar ee zee dan memrin teh nummerz 4 a dummee liek mii!

    • snurre says:

      anyhoooo…
      if they are dead they are wif Ceiling Cat
      he don’t mind!

    • psikitteh says:

      :o yoor weird thot processses…don’t show it plzthx.

  23. Baba Shaytan says:

    Caturday Nite an I’m heer eetin’ toefoo… someting is nod quide rite…..

  24. Cowhide Rugs says:

    ah! win! congratz on teh furst.

  25. who does he think he is? Plato?

  26. ddbbxx says:

    Cailing cat is the funnest! :P

  27. I love Ceiling cat………………. HE MAKES EVERYTHING FUNNY EVEN A PHONE!


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