And thus did Ceiling Cat
look down upon us And the kittehs did begin to speak in fractured english And it was good
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: SnarfVader
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adn tehn came caturday ebe and himz rested…
Yay fur Caturday!!
Concats Mary O. Whut danse u lyke?
why fanks, Tidmum & tpm! sumhao i gots teh “Mawnin has Borken” song in mye hed dish mawnin, but i aer open to sujeschuns wilest i sip my perubian blend cawfee…
*Mawnin haz Borken
Lyke teh furst mornin
Mary O’Spockn got
teh f.u.r.s.t poast
She beez so clebber
always got wer.. erdz
Prayze fur our Mary
Prayze fur her werdz……….*
Aymen.
claps lil fuzzy pawz togeder!
fanks fur teh prayse (blushes a liddul) , ob corse teh ulteamat praysz goes to teh One who gibs us good and clevah werdz, adn awl things brite adn byutiful,
awl creechurez great adn small…adn frendz like teh cheezpeeps!
anom adn anom.
amen 2 dis.
u warm my hart, maryO
my pleashure.
Looth-run kittehs?
Ai dinnit no kittehs had affili….. afflilyashuns.
daz am teh zweet sawng bai cat steepinz. berry cawlminz 4 teh holly dai ob caturdai. wii humz wichu.. mmla mmmla liek zo.
n lets me add mai concaturmalayshums, ms mary O’
(shii hoo am teh wummun)
fanks!
*adds in fancee paino part*
wich is prolly nawt cat stevens but wakeman frum yes. adn, cat stevens sang, but did nawt rite the lyrics. toon is scots gaelik. yes, dis will be on teh test.
Won ub mai favor rite awlde sowngs, es soooo boootiful, speshully wif yoor fancceee pianny acum…. akcump… purdee moosic… hummin toos maiselfs en teh erlee mornun owers…
ah! win! congratz on teh furst.
…so he culd get up Caturdae mawnin adn re create
day of the catbath?
biet ur tung! cats noo lik teh baf.
and don’t forget the POROSITY
Mai dotter had teh werd “porous” on her skul vokabyoo Larry list.
Teh caer trolls on tihs sait alreddee tot it tu her.
OH NOES!!! Teh porosity ov teh skins!
eheheh mai nawt-secund thots eggsactly
Mary has spocken well furr all lols…
fanks!
…so he culd get up Catudae mawnin adn re create.
oopsie, duble poast. nufink here to see…moob on.
dese aer nawt teh funnees you be lukkin for…
Mary O be re creatin!!
Teh poast dat iz.!!!
gigl
ju gort ur oby wun hatton 2 dai ms mary O’
*moobz han een teh majikul jesschur*
hokai. deze b nawt teh funneez we am lukkin fur.
( buoy. iz sum hawt in deze plassik jumpzootz!! wai we gorda philum dis in toonisya?? )
is dat ware dey flimed it?
i fot it wuz on anudder planet!!!!
Inna galacksy fur, fur awai….
lemme telllz u - toonisya sumtymz feelz liek anudder plannit!
you ben dere?! yikes.
Ai been der.Awsum fud.
Camelz bee stinkee but fun to ryde inna dezzert.
Ai went to wer dem filmed teh Starwarz .Wuz berry innerestin.
cool! lossa sand?
As far as teh eyez cud see.
Ai did teh camel ride to see teh sun rize in teh Sahara.
Wuz an awsum site.
Berrreeeeee cowld in teh erlee howrs ob teh mornin,den soon as teh sun cums up, Boyyyyyyyylin teh branze out!
We wuz glad ob teh jellaba n hed dress.
fanks foar teh descripshun; i awmoast imagin mysef dere (and in my maginashun is teh onlee plaice aisle be ridin a camul)
hao didja endup dere?
ayem shure manee ob us wud likes to no!
Allz I has 2 sai is lolz!
an sumtiemz dat iz enuph.
O Ceiling Cat, bless us with much nom and chizburgerz
an keepus frum teh goggies as we wud keep arselvs…
Mai teh Ceiling Cat bless an keep teh goggies…
…far awai frum us!
(Wif credits tu Tevya)
fiddler on teh roof FTW!!!
WIN!
If I wuz a Lolcat,
ya da dee da da da dee da …
All daze wong I’d
deedle deedle dee,
deedle deedle dee,
NOM NOM!
*takes out imaginary air violin*
*lightly jumps up on the roof*
*plays air violin soulfully in the sunrise (oar is it sunset?)*
mek it teh moonliet.
kittehz lubz teh moonliet!
*wishpurs* but it duznt fit the liddul music joak i wuz makin.
hmmmmm. wheel adapt?
♫
moonrise, moonset,
full moon, eclipse,
swifleee fly teh yeerz…
Conga ratz Mary O
Ai kan rest tomorreow? Y/N?
Derz a great Caturdai Party goin on N da fuds is berry yummies.
ob couse! i mint Caturdae eve as teh ebe befoar Caturdae, and/or teh evening on Caturday. As you kno, Kittehs aer nawt stiklers foar sckeduels- as lawng as dey get dere RDA ob napz and re creashuns
pls. shares? *grabbie paws*
Oohh jess, plz halps urSelvz…sea alllda goodies, hoem baeked bredz N jamz N such onna last pik’s commints.
mai lolshpeekz ish gittin shlurred frum da berry taistie buurbonn pownded cake
nomnomnom. fanks, i needz the n r g to go out adn shuvelz teh sno.
Yes, plz habs sum - if ai eets moar ai getz …ummm… moar fluffy!
dats funniez, my 96 yungs gran ma ma called my huzbins fluffiez ’cause hez suchs a bigs boyes. Saids he’s not fatz he’s fluffiez.
can I get an a-cat? I said, can I get an A-CAT!?
out ob place kitteh used to teh litugiklol type church gathurz awl hims kurage adn sez
Anom.
hims will hab to werk on the beeyen espressib.
peice of da ceeling be upon thee!
adn allsew wif chooo!
(sneezing frum the dust from the piece ob ceiling dat falled- dat wuz a close wun)
ceeling cat werks in mysteryoos wayz, but cood be wurse, cood be church of reformed ceeling cat ware traditional peece of ceiling is asbestos!
mebbee i better goes owtside ware itz safe-no ceeling fawling on me.
oh, wayte, wuts dat large peas ob spi teknawlogee fawlin twords m………..
ceeling cat is every ware, even wen dare is no ceeling!
didz U knoe HIM’s fone#?… itz 8cum speerie 220
direked lien…no middelmanz
alwaze gud eye deeyuh to go direklee to da Sorce ob teh Force.