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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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mmomma?
that u?
sez teh melon calling baybee…
jinx – simulatanyus melon puns!
GMTA!
*groooaaaannn* beeg tiem!!
headesk?
noe heddesk – wub brek mai spiktaculums –
juss teh groan am nuff ..
cormgradulashuns minnaloushe!!!
is dis yure nawt sekund furbest frum last?
my berry furst…
i;m fursest from melancoly now!
oops – too excited…
my berry nawt second!
YAY! in honur ob yur FFL i sing fur you
My Melon Calling Baybee, praps?
anybody owt dere wanna do teh curry ografee?
Yes, nice and old-timey…
Iz not much uf a dancer – so dis wil be slow dance?
yes. berry slow so teh turlol can joyne in, too.
try dis again…
i be doin’ slow ice-danzin hoem nao…
bee caerful awl u bad-weader trabbelers…
didja maek it hoem okay? lettuce no…
ohai turtlols cans danse. slo danse IS gud, cuz we has 4 left feets, ya know…..
iz Janet bak frum kan Garoo court yet?
i fink she’s still ober dere.
*looks slylyly ober at cSmall*
did choo say sumfing about snap peas erlier?
why yes…
ai can has mai 4H Klub Award Winning Snap Peas growing in teh <i<very discreet JanetCanFeedAwlCreeturesGrateAndSmawl vegetubble corner of PrincessMu’s garden…
Wud yu lyke to hav a lukk?
oooooh. i lub a garden! can i nibbul a liddul?
JanetCanFeedAwlCreeturesGrateAndSmawl garden, eh? idint no dis wuz hear!
Oh hai – ai’m bak! Soree to be layte. But ai wuz thinking maybee we cud bee dansing to Handel’s “Watermelon Mewsik.” Can bee a nyce statelee dans – suitabul fur turtlol an ebree wun else.
We can joyn hans, form a cirkul around teh water melon. Tehn we slolee walk to teh rite (rt foot – wun, too, free/pause dip – lf foot – wun, too, free /pause dip an tehen repeet. Shurd luk laik teh entrance ov teh prittee gurls from teh gurls skooll in Hairy Potter moovie wif teh beeg bawl. Fur teh dip bring teh free leg to the weight leg, bend teh knees an turn out wif gracefullee extended arms. Joyn hans, do repeet to otter side.
Is cleer?
Come to me, my melon calling babee
Snorgle up and don’t be bl00…
Ebry clowd mus hab a silber lining,
Wait until the sun shines through
Come on and smile, my honey dew
While I smoo away eech teer
Oar elz i shall be melon calling too…
dats lubly, fanks!
Todai iz mai silbery-ist dai!
Nawt-secund AND my LOL iz on vote page jus now!
oh happie dayz!
rillleee? wish wun??? we goes adn votes erlee adn offen…
That’s GRATE Minnaloushe – but where izzit???? We needs to knoe!
*klapz klapz* klapz wif laffter!!
needs ’six million dollar man’ sound effect
bwanommmmm…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzIbHzrYL4
what a melon!
Why can’t I lope away?
i cant elope wif you.
now I am meloncolly.
haf we beat this one to def yet?
but mi casaba es su casaba, baybee
honey – do you mean it?
honey, dew you reely mean dat?
buy me za coke?
ayed lub too. can oar boddul?
boddul, pls
*clink ob botlol*
*poP ob botlol opunur*
dere. *passes ober frosty glass botlol ob co cola*
ahhhh. the paws dat refreshes…
sowy, yers wusn’t dere when i started poasting.
cleerly not!
Honey, dew yu hav a bigger stik?
damn – GMTA again…
so mennee GM’s TingA on tihs site!!! we cren shaw teh hole werld wut we kin do!
hatz orf to yoo, just coodnt come up wif a crenshaw melon joak!
NOOO!!1!
UR eeetin da riend…possed to eeetz da red part!!
pickeld rind iz a summer treet in da south.
But the turtlols <3 the rynde part! Ai feedz it tu mi turtlols awl da tyme! N dere nawt slow bowt it AT AWL. nomnomnomnom GONE.
How manee liks duz it tayk to get to da center?
*LickLickLickCrunch*
Three!
*lick* one
*lick* twoohoohoooo
*NOM* thrrrreee
ail jus grab dis n pull it bak inside with me
I saves da best part for lasts…. da pips.
Turtlol thinks this would be good with fava beans and a nice Chianti
butt ‘juve’ kitteh wud sai ‘pleh!’
Gallagher turtul – yer doin it slooooowwwwwwww.
givez us time to cover ourselves wif plastic to protect from splashin!
That kinda splort – do not want.
Wat we no see iz da lolbunneh pulling on da udder syde. **Invisibull tug-of-war**
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.
(i provyds reelistick sownd affecks)
blarg!! (thas mee ded from the sound effecx)
I has a melom!
yay! Im off to be drivin’ berry slow thru de ice goin hoem…
hoepfully, NOT doing spinz and donutz…
kthxbai
B kareful! Ai haz to driv thro nastee wether 2.
be caerful 2
hoomans iz porous to de metalz…
dis suppose to be under de turtel danz place…
woooooooord prreeeeessssssssss!!!!!
*shaeks fist*
loldinosaurs.com
LMAO!!
wen i finnish dis mellin, i’m goin to wallsmart……enny boddy need enny tihng?
so far, i has on teh lisst:
a amulet
boys sox
curlee q frys
*snikker – Ai wus jus tinkin we’re dyoo anudder list*
Dakreees
Ellefunkles (form frunt an behyn)
Flipper!
ganache (choklit natchurally),
hairspray,
invisibull ink
grapefroot
hankeez (godda code)
ize kreem
joos
kawfee
lavva lamp
joke buk
kangroo pokkit
lolrus bukkit
jujubees (eben spelleded rite, it luks like a LOLWord)
kippers
LOLkittehs
menahoonees (frum Hawaeee)
natchoe cheez
ostritch toenail klipper (need a BEEG wun)
MELONS!!!
neon lites
old comic bukz
pees pype
qwart bukkit
rooler
jeans
krispy kreme donuts
long johns
oops, i blinked an joo’awl fini, phini, ended the abc’s.
I to slo
*sigh*
nomnomnom krispee kremes…better laet dan nebber!
Hahaha! This is funny because turtles are slow!
….nnnnnnoooooooommmmmmm……..
Ten years later: I … fi…nished … eee… ting …. now.
Urgh, 10-year-old waddermelon… not so grate ackshully.
iz no longer nootrishus
lawlz kittah much moar effichant
lawlz
ai has turtlols and fur teh rekkerd, tehy can NOM NOM verry quik. Tehy lubs to eets teh nitecrawlsrs and tehy RUN, rilly! It bes teh funneest to see a teeny tinee turtlol ZOOM across tank fur werm. Tehy kin fewl ya; tehy not bes as slow as u tinks! Tehy lubs goggie gusheefuds, tew. Tehy runs fur MityTurtlol!
Turtlol, mai sun hadz teh turtlols mini yeerzgo, adn tehy wuz hill air e us! U R rite, it bees sooooo funneh win tey seez teh wermz–wun name Willie Nell Sun wud stan on tippytoze win he sawd teh werm an quibber, tehn runrunrun 2 eet it! Wish wii new then bowt the goggie gusheefuds. Turtlols beez much more funneh tahn mos peepz noes.
Ummm doggie foods ish not so good fur turtuls… http://www.tortoisetrust.org/articles/webdiet.htm
But a lil bite of mellon rine whouldn’t hurt nope nopes! ^^ I agree wif the part about turtuls bein’ fast eaters. Mine pounces her turtule kibbles, kale, an’ romain, an’ alfalfa sprouts an’ spinach greens… thems the best turtle kibbles.
um Casa, sos yew noes, ai feedz mai leetle frenz Mity Dawg Seenyor so as nawt to give too much proteins; otterwise, maykes shell gro deformed. Tehy eets sew manny tings, ebben Nilla waferz an such. Plz don’t tink ai am a bad turtlol mommie!!! Ai feds tem gud stuf.
Hoomins dat feed turtlols just lettuce DO NOT do chelonians enny gud; no fud value in lettuce. Small amountz of kale, spinich, etc. ok, but nawt awl veggies, nawt all meets and werms. Like hoomins, tehy lyke teh varietys!!!
There are sum turtlol fuds on market; supposed to be balanced diet. My lyttle frenz won’t touch it. Dey wants wut dey wuntz!
OMG thats good. btw bout how many lolcats do uze guise puts up a day? and how manies u got up now, like 2000!!1!
lol. this pic made me lol, like really hard. i dont know why though…
“Let there be lettuces! Let there be slices of melon!”
Bonus points to anyone who knows where that is from… if you do, the turtle totally makes sense.
Pratchett’s Small Gods FTW!
A must read, even for non-Pratchett fans.
*worships teh Gret Gawd OMnomnom*
Da Turtlol, it moovz!
slowlee
Tihs nawt turtlol. In Teenie Tinie Ingerland, tihs TAWTUS.
you hab tawtus well. fanx.
Teh Ceiling Cat did tawtus all wee knoa. Fanx Ceiling Cat!
An waht didz hee tawtus?
Wai, reeling an writhing an the foar branhces ob airy metics: Ambishun, disstrakshun, ugliphicayshun, an deerizhun!
I ish sally-uh-vatin sooo much..nom..Nom..Nom.
Welcom tu Cookin wit’ Turtol.
(…10 minutes later…)
Todey on de sho..
noooooooooooooooooooom
^_^
why does everyone talk like this? and whats a nom?
Its called lolspeak, and a nom is when you eat.
u going to finish that?>
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.reelly slow nom.
Teh Turtlol Moovz…
… ssssssslllllllllooooooooooooooooooowlllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
Wow. theres a lot of.. how do you people understand eachother…?
yeeey tootle.
“Nert” said the turtle, the turtle said “Nert” as he reached for the water melon. “Oh shit” said the turtle, but it was to late he got pwned by a sniper emo. W00t riot everybody, revolt. God damit emo, why did you kill the turtle shit, get homocidal. Smoke crack to take my mind of the turtle WTF is wrong with that emo I feel like ripping his head of but that would just make him happy. So I took a gun and shot me in teh head. W00t world solution that’s the tale of my emo revolution, a story full of polution. Take you for listening to my minute of Bull shit.
Just kidden W00t.
Turkles haz FAST NOMS! They is slow walkers, but teh chomps and noms are reely fast. The head moves lots faster than teh feetz.
mmm meh likez teh watrmelonz. teh tast FRUTI!!1!!!1!
iz are hapee tew seez turtal NOM lyke nnnnoooommmm!!!!!
i like turtles:P