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Slowest. Nom. Ever.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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mary O'Spockn

sez teh melon calling baybee…

Minnaloushe

jinx - simulatanyus melon puns!

 
 
gibbocat

*groooaaaannn* beeg tiem!! ;)

gibbocat

noe heddesk - wub brek mai spiktaculums -
juss teh groan am nuff ..

 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

cormgradulashuns minnaloushe!!!

is dis yure nawt sekund furbest frum last?

Minnaloushe

my berry furst…

i;m fursest from melancoly now!

Minnaloushe

oops - too excited…

my berry nawt second!

mary O'Spockn

YAY! in honur ob yur FFL i sing fur you
My Melon Calling Baybee, praps?

anybody owt dere wanna do teh curry ografee?

Minnaloushe

Yes, nice and old-timey…

Iz not much uf a dancer - so dis wil be slow dance?

mary O'Spockn

yes. berry slow so teh turlol can joyne in, too.

Minnaloushe

try dis again…

i be doin’ slow ice-danzin hoem nao…

bee caerful awl u bad-weader trabbelers…

mary O'Spockn

didja maek it hoem okay? lettuce no…

 
 
turtlol

ohai turtlols cans danse. slo danse IS gud, cuz we has 4 left feets, ya know…..

 
 
 
cSmall

iz Janet bak frum kan Garoo court yet?

mary O'Spockn

i fink she’s still ober dere.
*looks slylyly ober at cSmall*
did choo say sumfing about snap peas erlier?

cSmall

why yes…
ai can has mai 4H Klub Award Winning Snap Peas growing in teh <i<very discreet JanetCanFeedAwlCreeturesGrateAndSmawl vegetubble corner of PrincessMu’s garden…

Wud yu lyke to hav a lukk?

mary O'Spockn

oooooh. i lub a garden! can i nibbul a liddul?

JanetCanFeedAwlCreeturesGrateAndSmawl garden, eh? idint no dis wuz hear!

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh hai - ai’m bak! Soree to be layte. But ai wuz thinking maybee we cud bee dansing to Handel’s “Watermelon Mewsik.” Can bee a nyce statelee dans - suitabul fur turtlol an ebree wun else.

We can joyn hans, form a cirkul around teh water melon. Tehn we slolee walk to teh rite (rt foot - wun, too, free/pause dip - lf foot - wun, too, free /pause dip an tehen repeet. Shurd luk laik teh entrance ov teh prittee gurls from teh gurls skooll in Hairy Potter moovie wif teh beeg bawl. Fur teh dip bring teh free leg to the weight leg, bend teh knees an turn out wif gracefullee extended arms. Joyn hans, do repeet to otter side.

Is cleer?

 
 
mary O'Spockn

Come to me, my melon calling babee
Snorgle up and don’t be bl00…

Ebry clowd mus hab a silber lining,
Wait until the sun shines through
Come on and smile, my honey dew
While I smoo away eech teer
Oar elz i shall be melon calling too…

Minnaloushe

dats lubly, fanks!

Todai iz mai silbery-ist dai!

Nawt-secund AND my LOL iz on vote page jus now!

oh happie dayz!

mary O'Spockn

rillleee? wish wun??? we goes adn votes erlee adn offen…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

That’s GRATE Minnaloushe - but where izzit???? We needs to knoe!

 
 
 
gibbocat

*klapz klapz* klapz wif laffter!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
stend

needs ’six million dollar man’ sound effect

bwanommmmm…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzIbHzrYL4

 
 
Minnaloushe

Why can’t I lope away?

mary O'Spockn

i cant elope wif you.

Minnaloushe

now I am meloncolly.

haf we beat this one to def yet?

 
cSmall

but mi casaba es su casaba, baybee

Minnaloushe

honey - do you mean it?

 
mary O'Spockn

honey, dew you reely mean dat?

mary O'Spockn

ayed lub too. can oar boddul?

mary O'Spockn

*clink ob botlol*
*poP ob botlol opunur*

dere. *passes ober frosty glass botlol ob co cola*

ahhhh. the paws dat refreshes…

 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

sowy, yers wusn’t dere when i started poasting.

 
 
 
cSmall

cleerly not!

Honey, dew yu hav a bigger stik?

Minnaloushe

damn - GMTA again…

cSmall

so mennee GM’s TingA on tihs site!!! we cren shaw teh hole werld wut we kin do!

mary O'Spockn

hatz orf to yoo, just coodnt come up wif a crenshaw melon joak!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
GeeNeeZcatz

NOOO!!1!

UR eeetin da riend…possed to eeetz da red part!!

goldie

pickeld rind iz a summer treet in da south.

KoS

But the turtlols <3 the rynde part! Ai feedz it tu mi turtlols awl da tyme! N dere nawt slow bowt it AT AWL. nomnomnomnom GONE.

 
 
 
rhsb

How manee liks duz it tayk to get to da center?

Maus

*LickLickLickCrunch*
Three!

 
lolnascar

*lick* one
*lick* twoohoohoooo
*NOM* thrrrreee

 
 
goldie

ail jus grab dis n pull it bak inside with me

 
Spider Kitten

I saves da best part for lasts…. da pips.

 
rodney dill

Turtlol thinks this would be good with fava beans and a nice Chianti

gibbocat

butt ‘juve’ kitteh wud sai ‘pleh!’

 
 
Missy

Gallagher turtul - yer doin it slooooowwwwwwww.

mimzoid

givez us time to cover ourselves wif plastic to protect from splashin!

Missy

That kinda splort - do not want.

 
 
 
rhsb

Wat we no see iz da lolbunneh pulling on da udder syde. **Invisibull tug-of-war**

 
Meg

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.

(i provyds reelistick sownd affecks)

whiskers

blarg!! (thas mee ded from the sound effecx)

 
 
 
Minnaloushe

yay! Im off to be drivin’ berry slow thru de ice goin hoem…

hoepfully, NOT doing spinz and donutz…

kthxbai

rhsb

B kareful! Ai haz to driv thro nastee wether 2.

Minnaloushe

be caerful 2

hoomans iz porous to de metalz…

 
 
 
Minnaloushe

dis suppose to be under de turtel danz place…

woooooooord prreeeeessssssssss!!!!!

*shaeks fist*