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mmomma?
that u?
sez teh melon calling baybee…
jinx - simulatanyus melon puns!
GMTA!
*groooaaaannn* beeg tiem!!
headesk?
noe heddesk - wub brek mai spiktaculums -
juss teh groan am nuff ..
cormgradulashuns minnaloushe!!!
is dis yure nawt sekund furbest frum last?
my berry furst…
i;m fursest from melancoly now!
oops - too excited…
my berry nawt second!
YAY! in honur ob yur FFL i sing fur you
My Melon Calling Baybee, praps?
anybody owt dere wanna do teh curry ografee?
Yes, nice and old-timey…
Iz not much uf a dancer - so dis wil be slow dance?
yes. berry slow so teh turlol can joyne in, too.
try dis again…
i be doin’ slow ice-danzin hoem nao…
bee caerful awl u bad-weader trabbelers…
didja maek it hoem okay? lettuce no…
ohai turtlols cans danse. slo danse IS gud, cuz we has 4 left feets, ya know…..
iz Janet bak frum kan Garoo court yet?
i fink she’s still ober dere.
*looks slylyly ober at cSmall*
did choo say sumfing about snap peas erlier?
why yes…
ai can has mai 4H Klub Award Winning Snap Peas growing in teh <i<very discreet JanetCanFeedAwlCreeturesGrateAndSmawl vegetubble corner of PrincessMu’s garden…
Wud yu lyke to hav a lukk?
oooooh. i lub a garden! can i nibbul a liddul?
JanetCanFeedAwlCreeturesGrateAndSmawl garden, eh? idint no dis wuz hear!
Oh hai - ai’m bak! Soree to be layte. But ai wuz thinking maybee we cud bee dansing to Handel’s “Watermelon Mewsik.” Can bee a nyce statelee dans - suitabul fur turtlol an ebree wun else.
We can joyn hans, form a cirkul around teh water melon. Tehn we slolee walk to teh rite (rt foot - wun, too, free/pause dip - lf foot - wun, too, free /pause dip an tehen repeet. Shurd luk laik teh entrance ov teh prittee gurls from teh gurls skooll in Hairy Potter moovie wif teh beeg bawl. Fur teh dip bring teh free leg to the weight leg, bend teh knees an turn out wif gracefullee extended arms. Joyn hans, do repeet to otter side.
Is cleer?
Come to me, my melon calling babee
Snorgle up and don’t be bl00…
Ebry clowd mus hab a silber lining,
Wait until the sun shines through
Come on and smile, my honey dew
While I smoo away eech teer
Oar elz i shall be melon calling too…
dats lubly, fanks!
Todai iz mai silbery-ist dai!
Nawt-secund AND my LOL iz on vote page jus now!
oh happie dayz!
rillleee? wish wun??? we goes adn votes erlee adn offen…
That’s GRATE Minnaloushe - but where izzit???? We needs to knoe!
*klapz klapz* klapz wif laffter!!
needs ’six million dollar man’ sound effect
bwanommmmm…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abzIbHzrYL4
what a melon!
Why can’t I lope away?
i cant elope wif you.
now I am meloncolly.
haf we beat this one to def yet?
but mi casaba es su casaba, baybee
honey - do you mean it?
honey, dew you reely mean dat?
buy me za coke?
ayed lub too. can oar boddul?
boddul, pls
*clink ob botlol*
*poP ob botlol opunur*
dere. *passes ober frosty glass botlol ob co cola*
ahhhh. the paws dat refreshes…
sowy, yers wusn’t dere when i started poasting.
cleerly not!
Honey, dew yu hav a bigger stik?
damn - GMTA again…
so mennee GM’s TingA on tihs site!!! we cren shaw teh hole werld wut we kin do!
hatz orf to yoo, just coodnt come up wif a crenshaw melon joak!
NOOO!!1!
UR eeetin da riend…possed to eeetz da red part!!
pickeld rind iz a summer treet in da south.
But the turtlols <3 the rynde part! Ai feedz it tu mi turtlols awl da tyme! N dere nawt slow bowt it AT AWL. nomnomnomnom GONE.
How manee liks duz it tayk to get to da center?
*LickLickLickCrunch*
Three!
*lick* one
*lick* twoohoohoooo
*NOM* thrrrreee
ail jus grab dis n pull it bak inside with me
I saves da best part for lasts…. da pips.
Turtlol thinks this would be good with fava beans and a nice Chianti
butt ‘juve’ kitteh wud sai ‘pleh!’
Gallagher turtul - yer doin it slooooowwwwwwww.
givez us time to cover ourselves wif plastic to protect from splashin!
That kinda splort - do not want.
Wat we no see iz da lolbunneh pulling on da udder syde. **Invisibull tug-of-war**
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.
(i provyds reelistick sownd affecks)
blarg!! (thas mee ded from the sound effecx)
I has a melom!
yay! Im off to be drivin’ berry slow thru de ice goin hoem…
hoepfully, NOT doing spinz and donutz…
kthxbai
B kareful! Ai haz to driv thro nastee wether 2.
be caerful 2
hoomans iz porous to de metalz…
dis suppose to be under de turtel danz place…
woooooooord prreeeeessssssssss!!!!!
*shaeks fist*
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LMAO!!
wen i finnis