When 900 years old you reach
hey yoda, remember the tiem u started getting gray on ur beird?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Nor will U be able to kick mega-bad guys’ asses like I do.
I so cool, look up 2 me Samuel L. Jackson does.
Yay! one cute cookie in pik and one cookie’s human winnah! co insidense? i fink nawt!
Accept I do this coincidence!
ur ewezin teh fawz!! gud 4 u CH. corncachyumalashunz.
dis awsum abilittee 4 been furvezt frum lazt - obzerv it wii muzt!
lern from it wii mai.
If feels I that be skrutinized, my clothes I grabs and runs!
“Mew or not mew, there is no try.”
U is acheevin deez furstees in teh nude?
itz a wai 2 goe !!!
So THAT’S how she does it . . . I just thot she was an intellectshul - if I rememmmber korrectlee, wuzn’t shee teh won who came up (nawt sekkund) wit umbrel cats lookin for shade wit the circular vampire kittehs . . . ?
*must tek layers & layers of clothing off nao - Snow, we has it; Gas bill, we must payz it . . . *
teh kyoot is strong wif me. i kiks de asses wif mai kyoot!
rezist you dis kyoot? i finks not!
blargh. ded am i teh kyute from.
“The kyoot is stong wif me” Ha ha ha ha ha!
Merchandizing cats - will you make a bumper sticker like this?
Purchase I would; my munee you would haz.
Minerva99 - I give you chzburger votes!
ICHC in the year 2908. and we’ll STILL be reusing the same material.
“in soviet russia, the 29th century has YOU !!!”
Yay!!!! let’z heer it fur the same material!!!!
” halp ! I’ve fallen and I can’t get a cheezburger !”
thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
du eye shute it nao oar letz it suffah leeddul wyol lawnga?
<3
Hai, Kafleen!!!
I laffed.
Wai u juss say hai?
U so cute, JCH4K….I lub teh stuffin owtta u!
<3
kan eye juss sai
‘hai, kafleen’
hai, kafleen!
hai, kafleen!!
( dinosaur joek..? but if ………………..)
nor speek good as you do inglish
The prepozishuns will be da first to goes…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yew lien em up
weel shute em dawn!
*mutters*
‘really must put the gun away!’
as long as teh preposition is not at teh end……
BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! WARNING!!! RANT COMING!!!
Ha.
Dussunt mattur if u rite. If no wun else unnerstand, u is skrewd.
Hoo talks like dat, enneewai???
I noe wutt is currect, butt…it sumtimes make u sown stoopie!!!!
LIke when sumwun calls. I ansur. Dey say, “May I speek to Kafleen?” (well,
if dey polite, dey doo…LOL!) and DEN……DUNDUNDUN….if *I* has teh
mannurs, I say…”Dis is SHE.”
Oh, Lawd. DEN cums teh dead silunce ub “WTF, leydee?”
Hoo say DAT?????
Is currect, butt ebburboddee tink u insane.
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u needz mai halp, ma’m ?
‘hab gun will trabbul’.
*whispurz* btw ’she’ am teh pronoun.
preppy sishuns am ‘abowt, in, ober, undah’ n sush
bud doan wurree
aisle shute sumbuddee 4 u n e waiz.
teh wun track mind, u has it! LOL
I noes dat she am a pronoun. I had moobed on too a new “subject.”
Hab pointee endz, will trabbul.
U is rait. “2 be” be linking verb, linking subjekt 2 objekt, maikinks tehm ekwal, maykinks tehm intur, intar, teh saim.
Ob corse, u cud just says “speaking!” to avoid confoosing dumb peeps.
Ummmm - Kafleen - ai do.
But ai luvz yur rants, eneway!!
Iz lazy–doan say, “it is ‘eye’ or ‘mii’”—-eye (or is it me)when sumbuddy sez, “is K dare”, I juss sez, “speaking”
Heine iz probablee mai favoriet, too.
Kafleen;
I jus say “yes, yu may.” An den dere is looong silenz. So I can hangz-up an go bak to LOLCATS ona ‘putter.
A preposition is something you never end a sentence with.
con crates CH! i sawd the no comment and eye froze. couldnt tink of nuffen! u is so gud!
Sometimes the Force b wid me, sometimes da Force can’t find me at all….
But teh farce seems to be wif yoo alwaiz!
tahtz teh tehatrixual pun - but if u has 2 ….. grnfikklesnort!
Deh Farce be wid me more often than deh Force!
teh trik am nawt 2 fawcitt!
ai think a *heddesk* wud bee apporpreate heer.
suffa babee!!
here’s wun to make you both suffah:
did choo heer about the shortage ob plumbers in trainin in Kayrow? De need Pharao Faucet Majurs.
dedlee punn!!
avoid it we must!
GROOOOAAAANNN!!
*facepaw*
my old labby-dawg—teh farts is strong whiff hymn!
anuddah dubbul wammee punsta momentz!1!
It is reelee astonishinglee gud, isn’t it?
eye betz he am noe competishumz 4 mai 2 smellee monztaz!!1
caz uzuellee sabez won up speshullee 2 sit in ur lap an cher it wiff u!
tayztea… nawt!
An sumtimes the force of grabity pulls meh down an sitz on meh.
den u haz 2 stroek itz an maek it purrrr!
Well dun, Punkin!!! That haz happened to mee, too - sebral tiems. “no comment.” INSTANT brayne freez! An how nobul (yikez - it sounds liek ai’m tawking about mee!!) - ai meen - how mutch bedder it iz to let it go, tahn to blurt out sumthin reelee stoopee.
u tawkin ta mii??
Ai sed:
u tawkin ta mii??!!
We shuld all okkassionally examine how well our footware contours to our feets.
hour shooz - eggzamin tehm we muzt!
een cayz we stipt een sumtinx?
*cue cheech n chong*
gibbocat - ai donut meen to sound laik ai am flattering yoo. . . ai’m gonna hold this thot until laytur, ai think.
eye wud b berree phlatterd buy a donut! wot flavr?