hey yoda, remember the tiem u started getting gray on ur beird?
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Nor will U be able to kick mega-bad guys’ asses like I do.
I so cool, look up 2 me Samuel L. Jackson does.
Yay! one cute cookie in pik and one cookie’s human winnah! co insidense? i fink nawt!
Accept I do this coincidence!
ur ewezin teh fawz!! gud 4 u CH. corncachyumalashunz.
dis awsum abilittee 4 been furvezt frum lazt – obzerv it wii muzt!
lern from it wii mai.
If feels I that be skrutinized, my clothes I grabs and runs!
“Mew or not mew, there is no try.”
U is acheevin deez furstees in teh nude?
itz a wai 2 goe !!!
So THAT’S how she does it . . . I just thot she was an intellectshul – if I rememmmber korrectlee, wuzn’t shee teh won who came up (nawt sekkund) wit umbrel cats lookin for shade wit the circular vampire kittehs . . . ?
*must tek layers & layers of clothing off nao – Snow, we has it; Gas bill, we must payz it . . . *
Yur spekin like yoda
teh kyoot is strong wif me. i kiks de asses wif mai kyoot!
rezist you dis kyoot? i finks not!
blargh. ded am i teh kyute from.
“The kyoot is stong wif me” Ha ha ha ha ha!
Merchandizing cats – will you make a bumper sticker like this?
Purchase I would; my munee you would haz.
Minerva99 – I give you chzburger votes!
ICHC in the year 2908. and we’ll STILL be reusing the same material.
“in soviet russia, the 29th century has YOU !!!”
Yay!!!! let’z heer it fur the same material!!!!
” halp ! I’ve fallen and I can’t get a cheezburger !”
thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
du eye shute it nao oar letz it suffah leeddul wyol lawnga?
<3
Hai, Kafleen!!!
I laffed.
Wai u juss say hai?
U so cute, JCH4K….I lub teh stuffin owtta u!
<3
kan eye juss sai
‘hai, kafleen’
hai, kafleen!
hai, kafleen!!
( dinosaur joek..? but if ………………..)
nor speek good as you do inglish
The prepozishuns will be da first to goes…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
yew lien em up
weel shute em dawn!
*mutters*
‘really must put the gun away!’
as long as teh preposition is not at teh end……
BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! WARNING!!! RANT COMING!!!
Ha.
Dussunt mattur if u rite. If no wun else unnerstand, u is skrewd.
Hoo talks like dat, enneewai???
I noe wutt is currect, butt…it sumtimes make u sown stoopie!!!!
LIke when sumwun calls. I ansur. Dey say, “May I speek to Kafleen?” (well,
if dey polite, dey doo…LOL!) and DEN……DUNDUNDUN….if *I* has teh
mannurs, I say…”Dis is SHE.”
Oh, Lawd. DEN cums teh dead silunce ub “WTF, leydee?”
Hoo say DAT?????
Is currect, butt ebburboddee tink u insane.
*******************************SIGH**********************
u needz mai halp, ma’m ?
‘hab gun will trabbul’.
*whispurz* btw ‘she’ am teh pronoun.
preppy sishuns am ‘abowt, in, ober, undah’ n sush
bud doan wurree
aisle shute sumbuddee 4 u n e waiz.
teh wun track mind, u has it! LOL
I noes dat she am a pronoun. I had moobed on too a new “subject.”
Hab pointee endz, will trabbul.
U is rait. “2 be” be linking verb, linking subjekt 2 objekt, maikinks tehm ekwal, maykinks tehm intur, intar, teh saim.
Ob corse, u cud just says “speaking!” to avoid confoosing dumb peeps.
Ummmm – Kafleen – ai do.
But ai luvz yur rants, eneway!!
Iz lazy–doan say, “it is ‘eye’ or ‘mii’”—-eye (or is it me)when sumbuddy sez, “is K dare”, I juss sez, “speaking”
Heine iz probablee mai favoriet, too.
Kafleen;
I jus say “yes, yu may.” An den dere is looong silenz. So I can hangz-up an go bak to LOLCATS ona ‘putter.
A preposition is something you never end a sentence with.
con crates CH! i sawd the no comment and eye froze. couldnt tink of nuffen! u is so gud!
Sometimes the Force b wid me, sometimes da Force can’t find me at all….
But teh farce seems to be wif yoo alwaiz!
tahtz teh tehatrixual pun – but if u has 2 ….. grnfikklesnort!
Deh Farce be wid me more often than deh Force!
teh trik am nawt 2 fawcitt!
ai think a *heddesk* wud bee apporpreate heer.
suffa babee!!
here’s wun to make you both suffah:
did choo heer about the shortage ob plumbers in trainin in Kayrow? De need Pharao Faucet Majurs.
dedlee punn!!
avoid it we must!
GROOOOAAAANNN!!
*facepaw*
my old labby-dawg—teh farts is strong whiff hymn!
anuddah dubbul wammee punsta momentz!1!
It is reelee astonishinglee gud, isn’t it?
eye betz he am noe competishumz 4 mai 2 smellee monztaz!!1
caz uzuellee sabez won up speshullee 2 sit in ur lap an cher it wiff u!
tayztea… nawt!
An sumtimes the force of grabity pulls meh down an sitz on meh.
den u haz 2 stroek itz an maek it purrrr!
Well dun, Punkin!!! That haz happened to mee, too – sebral tiems. “no comment.” INSTANT brayne freez! An how nobul (yikez – it sounds liek ai’m tawking about mee!!) – ai meen – how mutch bedder it iz to let it go, tahn to blurt out sumthin reelee stoopee.
u tawkin ta mii??
Ai sed:
u tawkin ta mii??!!
We shuld all okkassionally examine how well our footware contours to our feets.
hour shooz – eggzamin tehm we muzt!
een cayz we stipt een sumtinx?
*cue cheech n chong*
gibbocat – ai donut meen to sound laik ai am flattering yoo. . . ai’m gonna hold this thot until laytur, ai think.
eye wud b berree phlatterd buy a donut! wot flavr?
choklit cobbered caek donut???
assa gud strt! n e chanz ob teh creem karamelz?
mai tuth, sweet it iz!
Nawt awnlee yur tuth – teh rest ov yoo seems to bee verree sweet, too.
aww {{{ janetneedeepinKittehz }}}
nao gimme teh donut
*grabz*
nommm nommm
LOL!!
obviumslee mai impweshunn ob al cappuchino deed nawt impwess!
Okey – ai think ai needz an eggsplanashun. Cleelee, ai hav missed sumthing. (see below – a common occurance!)
sene wit meerur an ‘majinry gunn
mai bad!!! embarrassedz eye am.
wuz de niro!
shewz hao mush eye wash teh moobeez!
polojeez janet ob teh billyunsum kittehz 4 cofewzin yew wit mai dum!!
de niro eet wuz
dumdoodiddul eye am
skewzd to be eye beggz!
LOLZ!!!! But gibbocat – ai STILL don’t know what yoo ar tawking about!!
But laffing ai am!
sene owta taxy dribah wit de neeroe tryinabee tuff lukkin een meerur.
nawt seen de moobie butt seen teh seen!
an hoepfullee esplaynd it eye haz.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20050701/ai_n14688205
is asgud az eye cud fine een a hurree
esplayned it yoo haz – but – where iz yur orginul commint??? Luked ai did, but found it ai did nawt.
An – ai havn’t seen this mooee eideer. Tho – ai luv movies – there ar menee, tho, liek this wun, which wun needs to know to hav teh common cultural knolej. an menee ai hav nawt seen, alas. ai havn’t even seen “Waiting fur Guffman.” Awl mai frenz ar shocked!!
Ai did, however, see a fabulolso produkshun ov “The Pearl Fishers” (Bizet) when ai wuz in Miami. Awl teh singers were gud looking (as they shud bee) an had verree nice voyces. Teh sets were – prittee gud – and teh staging jerneallee veree gud indeed. an ai think this has nothing to do wif what we were tawking about!
An wile aim speeking – at which poynt, deer gibbocat, ar we supposed to werree about yoo. Yoo hav now been up almoast awl nite. Reelee – when izzit taht yoo sleep??
Becuz – ai’m shur yoo must werk a lot, too.
Ai know – it iz nawt mai plaice to werree about yoo. But – ai do it eneway! Hoep yoo dont mynd too mutch.
an wile ai am awn a purrsonal subjekt – how menee kittehz do yoo have??? an thei naymes?
mai kittehs 2 eye haz
pol for pollux teh buoy he iz
caz for caster ( had 2 chanj eet coz she wuz sext rong!! oar wuddabin Castor ) a liddul chubbee gurl she iz
.
I named my kittens for the stars:
the twins Castor and pollux
But caz turned out to be a girl
So Pollux lost his — ability to procreate.
weirdpress et mai reply. eye weel wayt b payshunt
an mebbe tri ugin laytah.
ai hope it shows up soon. Ai want to know what yur kittehz ar called. an ai hav to go to bed soon. Hav to get up urli-ish in the morning. an ai hav to buk ar flites befoar awl teh “less expensive” flites ar goan.
Ai’m goin fur a week again at teh end ov March to visit mai verree rich cuzin in Florida. He wants his mudder (hoo lives neer mee) to com an see his noo house, but she can’t com unless ai brings her, an ai can’t go wiffout mai muther (hiz ant) an ai can’t do bof ov tehm wifout mai sister Pyzi so – we ar awl four going.
An – ai better say ths now. Ai reelee do NOT!!!!! expekt anudder parayde! That wun wuz gud enuf to last a lieftime. Ai wuz floting awn air awl week!
blaem dat ms mary O’ iffen u bimpt ur hed awn ceelincat!
*taps fingers on desk*
‘hmmm’
Maybee thiz spot haz a curse upawn it. Ai sent a commint heer too – an it hasn’t shown up!!
habbin bin awai 2 du sum payntin eyem gonna gif it anudder goe.
an if him repeetz awn mii liek 2 mush gushifudz, pleez skewz eye!
,
I named my kittens for the stars
the twins: Castor and pollux.
But Caz turned out to be a girl
So Pollux lost his …. ability to procreate!
Doo yoo know teh Rameau opera “Castor and Pollux?” Verree prittee.
an – ai think those ar grate names, as ai am a gemini.
Ai haet to do this, but ai must go to bed. Menee thingz to do tomorrow. So – ai to mai bed, an yoo to yur paynting – an ai STILL don’t know when it iz that yoo sleep!!
Gud nite, then. Gute Nacht. Buona notte. Dobree nocth (luks much bedder in Cyrillic, dusn’t it?? Bis Morgen.
2 dubbul synz, huh? dat meenz der am 4 ob uz tawkin awl at teh saim tiem! smawl wunner wii getz comfewzd!!1
buenas noches, querida.
what kinda tiem dose ICHC use? is nevr neware neer my time, and ai dose not b noeing how to convrt…
iz kitteh-tiem, jennerb.
butt eye heer teh sujeschun iz liek Hawaii oar such.
butt him cud juss be arby trerry tiem.
tho pursunlee eye fink iz probly choklitt martoonie tiem. sew halp yoselph – teh sprinkulz r awn teh bar nex 2 teh nawt sew complimentry nutz
an teh downrite insultin olibz! but tehy bin stufft, sew wii forgibz dem!
thx! ai rote down how much apart it iz so mebbe now ai can has noeing how meni ours to ad on…. srsly, do u stai up all nite? is 3 am hier!
(yay nokturnality!)
and ai has probly had enuf of teh alkoholik bevrages tonite to last me for qwite some tiem… can has alkohol-frei choklit martoonie?
wif a cherree… kummin rite up! chink chrz *slurp*
eye med u wun, but teh weirdprezz gawt it furzt!
mebbeh tehy am furzt ee at diz tiem ob teh nyte…?
I tink dat after eeting alla ours posties, wierdpress hasta being tirsday. Nao I no Y I neber gets a martinus!
oh! nao i sea. had a hard time tracing your comment bak to where it was.
kweschun: if al cappuchino is in spain, iz his naem al cafe ole’ ?
iph hims in spayn wif himz gun -
he b mata daw –
an noe bull!
Iz ok to *heddesk* now???
permishun grantedz it iz.
There!! it tuk sum werk, but ai finalee getz it!!!
(ai’m losing command ov mai smilee fayces. Ai needz to go bak an find tehm (ai’m SHUR ai bukmarked it. Ai just needz sum bukmarks to find mai bukmarks now!
tank u JCH4K. i always afraid i say sumthin stoopee, so sumtimes i no say nothin
YOU Punkin??? Yoo ar afraid ov saying sumting stoopee???? Yoo NEBBER say enething stoopee..
At leest, nawt that ai hav seen.
But yoo shud see some ov the things AI hav sayed. Becuz – offen – ai think ai know what peepl ar tawking about – but ai don’t. Ai haven’t gotten the ref rite. So what ai say iz pyoor an udder nonsense.
Wunz, when ai wuz still verree much teh noob, sumwun sayed – out ov teh bloo – “What iz the capitol ov Assyria?” Well – ai noe a liddle bit about Assyria (among otter thingz, ai wanted to bee an arkeyeologist wunz), so ai carried awn fur a bit about the capitolz ov Assyria.
Laytur, ai told mai sister about it an she laffed an sayed – “Well, AI wud hav sayed teh capitol ov Assyria wuz “A.”
Ai wuz SOOOOOO embarrassed. Ai almoast dint hav teh couraj to com bak. But ai did – an no wun laffed an poynted at mee an sayed “oh, how stoopee.” – tho they mite has been thinking it!
An THAT iz just wun storee ov mennee ai cud tell!
JCH4K – Sew well putt. Yew and Punkin and ebbreewun heer is why dis plass is most happeest, speshul place fur sew menny uff uz. Kindness, laffs, comma-rawdree, mostly kindness. Tink yew alls berry mush.
Missy, dat Janet-needeepinKittehz haz teh hart az beeg az awl owtdawz!!
*whispurz*
butt mebbeh u cud tellz her taht ‘capital’ and ‘capitol’ baint b teh saim??
den runz 4 cubber!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
mmmmphvam1lsj .!splutter We dunt HAV to spell rite heer!! hmmmph. (akshullee – ai thot taht luked a liddle odd!)
{{{{janet}}}}
wutcha meen, I noes! I tends 2 just rush in wiffout rlly casing teh sittyashun out—started cometing before I reeded much ob teh comets—an sed lots ob non-ICHC-nonsense. I wunce pontificated about Hegel’s Dialicktick, droned on ’bout ADD, and teh naught-sekond thyme I tryed 2 mayke a joke, I gotted teh punch-lion rong an fallded flat on my fase! I jus keeps on plowing 4-word, cuz iz jus 2 fun, bud I often wunner if sumpeez doan like me cuz I sed stoopy fings, an dey doan wanna bote 4 me, or they low votes me, or *cleers throat* finks I iz “Krazy”. /my insekurity…let me show yoo it/ *runns away 4 righting anodder stoopy comet.*
Oh kitkay – yoo shud nawt feel laik that – tho ai know wai yoo doo. It’s just – yoo ar nawt aloan in yur insecuritee. It happens to mee a lot – ai maek a commint – an it remaynes compleetlee unklicked upawn fur a long time.
Or ai maek wun – an it seems ebrewun around mee iz getting lotz of burgers, but nawt mee. Or ai maek a purrsonal commint to sumwun, an it goes unansered.
An – ai hav sayed LOTS ov things about mee taht ai probablee shudn’t have.
ai remember when yoo tawked about ADD. Ai thot it wuz verree interesting an thot-porvoking. An ai don’t think enebuddee thinks yoo ar krazee – no wun heer cud pawssiblee do that, becuz – well – letz fayce it. Ai don’t think ene of us ar compleetlee – nermal. An that’s why we lieks eech otter so much. Becuz we ar sorta diffrunt – an – thru teh majicks ov teh inntertubes, we hav managed to find wun anodder.
So – just dump those thots an hav fun!!! It cud bee – awn those commints where ai had no idea what they were tawking about – taht it wasn’t ai, but they hoo were teh wuns hoo were being – obtuse!!
an pay no attenshun to teh burgers. Ai trai not too – an ai am having moar fun heer tahn ai eber believed pawsibul. Ai LUVS teh peepl heer – an yoo, too!
phanks, Janetwiffmillyonedykittehs, I ‘preeciate it! That’s anudder phing, I can’t begin 2 unnerstand how yU ‘beemembers SO MUCH!!! About Peeoples, comets, lore, an ebberyphing!!! I can’t reed ebery LOLpic, an I alreddy spends 2 much thyme wiff my addikshun hear (Iz a recobering wikkiholic ennyway)—I wish eye cood rembemberate all teh stuff ’bout ebberbuddy!
Some peepz are good at getting rll gud zingers that skore billyondy buergers—butt Eberybuddylubsjanet! Iz good 4 teh sole 2 get reckynishun, rite? Ennyway, ebberybuddy brings uneek pursonality hear dat gibs texchur an richness, an most doan wrry, I phink. Brackets.
kitkay, i nebber seen you say anyfing stoopy. i awayz lol @ yure commintz!
i nebber no if eye shuld correkt my goofs or jest lettem go. peeps aer so nice here.
i fink it maeks us moar creyatib no wing dat if wee aer goofie itz okay to trye agin until we gets bettah.
That iz it eggsactlee – awl teh uneek purrsonalitees, coming wif peepl hoo ar nebbertheless verree much aliek. We awl hav teh sayme sense ov hyoomer an hav teh sayme interests in jeneral. A verree interesting dynamic. An maeks a totallee fascinating texchur.
An ai cant doo teh zingers at awl. IRL ai am kwite funneh – but – stranjelee enuf – nawt heer. Ai’m alwayz hopeing that no wun reelee notices that teh onlee things ai ebber say iz sumthing about sumwun else’s grate zinger!!!
An yess – recognishun iz essenshul. Ai do nawt do well wiffout it – ai expekt no wun does. Which iz also what iz so gud about this playce. Ebreewun getz appreciaed. Bai virchue ov mai professhun, ai am used to getting much attenshun – an wehn a cayme hoam – an wuz just a – just a nermal person, it wuz a bit ov a shock to my system! But ai am lerning to liv wif it!!
But – ebrer buddy duz NAWT luv mee. LOLZ indeed. There ar sum hoo don’t leik mee at awl. Nawt menee – cuz moast ov us just plain leik eech otter. It must bee so, becuz we ar so much aliek.
Ummm – what iz a wikkiholic?? Oh, an since we ar talking – how did it happen taht yoo decided to study German? Ai don’t think yoo ever gave much background on that. As in – why did it interst yoo an . . .what wuz yur motivation!!!
mebbeh wikiholik am liek werkaholix wif diffrunt axent?
butt eye mussen jumpz in wifowt askins – skewz eye
enschuldiegenziebitte ( witch eye probly spilt rong! )
Split rong? Yoo dint split it at awl!!
the bitte ironee ob teh pun?
gigglol!! Ai thot yoo were off paynting.
I lurks hear long tyme lerning LOLSPEAK. Nao I lerning Jerman. Edumacasion I has it.
eye wuz juss riting a nise, long (well, long ennywya) reply to yoo, j., bud I hitted teh rong key an it diskapeered, so I knot feels like righting eberyfing ober!
Jancanhaszingers! It awlways ketches me off guard when yoo komes up wiff a rll hillarious won, becuz yoo is ushually so busy being nicey and making sure ebberybuddy’s alrite (a jorb yoo seem to take srsly), but teh awesum zingy-thingys kume out rlly nachural and reveel teh srsly funnee boans insyde yoo!
A “wikiholic” is, teknikally, sumwon hoos adickted 2 wikihol, ifn wii wants to be parallelized wiff “alchoholic”; in wich case, I gess, sumone addikted to chawklet wood be a “chocolateic”. So I guess it is more grammy-tacklely currect to say, “wikipedia-ic”. But, iff I sez “Iz a recobering ‘wikipediac’”, it sounds ridikulous an nonsensikal. At ennyrate, I lubs me some wikipedia! Can wiki-around awl night long!
Well, thankz – but yoo hav to admit – teh zingy-thingyz ar a bit sparse.
An ai am sorree teh ol rong key demon got yoo – ai’m stil wanting to know about the jerman thing.
Ai meen – ai’m wanting to suemthing liek that wif Latin an Italian – nawt a degree – just get moar profishunt. Ai luv languijez – an ai wish ai had yur solid gramatical bakground an knolej in jerman. ai am fluent in reeding – but mai speeking has gon a bit souf since ai hardlee eber doo it now. Ai awnlee had two years in collej – an after that, ai just lerned it cuz ai wuz there. So teh deeper grammatical stuff – well – itz missing!!
Liek what yoo sayed about “gegen” vs “fuer.” (ai know there ar umlauts heer sumwhere, an wun day ai will find them!!!) Now – ai wud hav sayed it rite – butai wun’t particularlee hav thot about it.
Enehow – what ai wanted to know – wai jerman??
Doo yoo reed a lot of jerman poetree?? an litterachur? Ai’m alwaiz amewsed at how liek Jane Austen an Dickens Goethe iz. But – ov corse!! Same tiem – moar or less. Tuk mee a while to realize taht becuz ai hav also nebber studied littershuce – nawt eben English. Had to doo it awn mai own – so hav missed a lot!
yesh, i doo reed a lot ob poetree: my favorite poet is Heinrich Heine, and literature (my degree is MA in Germ litty-chair)–lots ob Goethe (but Goethe is endless). I lubs poetry so mush–my speciallity, more or less. Other than Disability Studies (my work has consintrated on ‘the portrayal of peepull wiff disablities’)
I lernt my Deutsch the same way yoo did, so my grammer is not so presice an buch-learn-ed; 2 yrs of collig German, then lift in Koeln (mostly) for 16 munths. Donut why I got posseesst to study German lit 23 yrs layter; wasn’t shure if eye cood still reed and tawk it–but I cood.
I’m shure that it will awl leed sumwear, butt I’m not shure wear. I habe idees, hope to akkomplish.
Thanks for asking!
PS, I’d lubs to B able to travel (‘stead ob travail) like yoo—w00t!
{{{kitkay}}}
eye nebber saw a stoopy commint frum u!! eye hab seed mennee tymz ur naem but nebber thort ‘dats stoopy’ sew doan be down awn u self. iph dese gud peeps kan put up wif mii den shewerlee dey weel hugz u an skeeze u an cawl u sumtink nyce liek ‘kitkay’ an wii can awl snuggles 2 geddah unner a beeg blu blankee wif hour hawt choklits .
moar beegsum huggz {{{ KK }}}
*ahem* So – when ai wuz in collej, mai first two yeer ai libbed in teh dorm and may junior an ssenior years ai shared a small apartment wif three otter gurls, awl mewsik majors. That iz important, becuz awl ar frrenz were in common.
Wun day/evening? (long tiem ago) a couple ov friends (guyz) frum teh theatre department dropt bai an were waiting fur teh rest ov the gurls to come hoam. We herd mai roomate (we had too bedrooms) coming up teh stairs – an we thot it wud bee funnee if we awl jumped in mai bed under teh blanket – an tehn jumped out when she came in to skeer hur.
An there we were – under teh blanket in a heep – an giggling – cuz wuz funnee. An she opened teh door – an insted ov coming in – sayed “Oh, excusse mee” – an went bak out an cloased teh door!!!!!
We were – stunned. What doo yoo doo? How do yoo explain eet? We just sat up an looked at eech otter – an ai don’t remember what happend after taht! Ai, fur wun, cudn’t beleev that she wud think taht ai wud doo “that.”
To this day, ai cannwt fathom wai we thot it wud bee so funnee!!
iz coz weem a liddul stoopee wen wii am jung an doan machewah in 2 kompleatlee stoopee til wii r owld enuff 2 noe beddah. nao u wud fink it eben phunnyear taht she cud fink wot she funk … mebbeh?
nao eye dun comfusilladed messelph!
Well – yes. NOW ai find it eggstreemlee funneh. But – ai guess yoo had to bee there to feel teh UTTER consternation that fell upon us when she jsut – discreetly closed the door!!! It was SOOOOO not what wuz supposed to happen.
teh bess layd planz ob meeses an menz!!
ai seed u talk aboot musiks bfor and now hier to, and iz eksiting, becuz ai went to skool for clarint performance! but then ai wuz werkin for miniminum wage in a bookstor an decided to go bak to skool to study biochemistry rather tan b a strving artist…. but ai still plays in orkestra! seemz to be many musicky and artsy ppl here
(OT mebbe, but ai wanted to share)
tanx 4 sherrinz, jennerb.
sounz gud ( noe pun intennedz ) 2 hab teh biochrumicul clarynet. u muss b sum wai smrt!! an plainz in teh orchestry tex sum dissy plinz. u gotta noe hao 2 reed ( agin noe pun intennedz ) teh dortz!!
ai nawt b smrt enuff 2 b ennytingz but teh strvin rtist. sew eye salootz u!
oH, silleh Janet.
U noe dat wuz a catchy puzzul…EBBURREEBODEDEE WUD SAY WUT U SED!!
Dat wuz hole point….too gib teh funneh diffurunt ansur!!
Now, u just bee qwiut an lissun…u is a cornerstone ub dis site. Speshullee
too me.. Janet IS ICHC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reelee.
Srsly.
An I bet is same too uddurs, too.
U has nebbur, ebbur sed nuffin stoopee. U is so smart an innurestin and
compashunit an sweet. Lots ub peepul lub u.
I doan EBBUR!! remembur u sayin nuffin stoopee!!
Mee, yes.
U, noe.
hai kafleen
* tryna beet taht joek 2 deff sew it duzznt kum bak!!*
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onlee sum ub us reeullize.
HEAR, HEAR!!!!
doan wurree, punkin fren…u cant fite teh macheen….
I duz a littul seecrut dantz fur u, eenyway!!
(duz a secret littul jig fur punkin’s effurt…
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eye be late in sayin dis, but tanks to everbuddy 4 makin me feel beder bout making stoopy comments. eye never tink my comments r stoopy agin.
and kafleen, tank u so mush for dantzing for me. nobudy ever did that 4 me before.
**blushes and runs awai**
Deed sumwun make’a deh stinkee?
*grin*
u noe mai kittehz?
I wasn’t me…
it wuzn’t I eather!
Dammit, I meant IT wasn’t me…
(It’s the keyboard, it’s gotta be the keyboard. All of ‘em!)
noe wurreez! eye kyna liek ‘I wasn’t me’ !!1
werx teh saim in teh sorta conbolutedz exiztenshulismix wai.
My mom-in-law ussta say, “I’m knot myself 2day”. So won thyme, 4 hurr burffday, wii gibbed her a mirror, so she cood look into it an see jus HOO she wus dat day!
hoep u med shewer her had teh ‘slap’ orn! udderwize she wudda haytedz eet!!
Such a cat yet and so old. How, i’m asking does she or he do it already? What a face on that pussy cat, it’s to love.
This kitteh has that look of not being amused….you know the one where there’s no kibble in her dish?
Oooops..
When 900 years old you reach…
….. you’ll be almost finished with your second 500 Year Diary.
LOL!
“Ohh, Jedi master. Yoda! You seek Yoda!
Take you to him, I will. Hehehe! Yes, yes. But first, we must eat.”
etc.
rummages through the shuttle craft…
OMG I members when I was readin buk of Empiyr Stikes Bak before seein movie (yes i IS dat old) and readin this scene and sayd to seelf, “Luk, you so dumb, dis GOTS to bees Yoda. U n00b!” well mebbe not exzactly those wurds but still… stoopy Luke!
butt tathz pawt ob teh ritin skeelz – 2 maek teh herdienz fink tehm smurtah dan teh heero… mek em pheel smug an u gottem hukkt!
oooooo. tells us moar sekritz!
eye doan noe nuffink, hawnest guv!
butt iff tehrz moar ob dem donutz……
Ready iz you? What knows you of readys? For ate hunnerd years has I trained teh Jedis. Mees own counsel wills I keeps on who is to be teh trainings!
Ai’ still smiling, O DavecanhasTinycat!!! Ai NOO it wud bee tis way!
Dats wut I does bestest! Make teh peoples smiling!!
Heh, kittie not old, kittie stoned.
2 mush nip ob teh nip!!
I b thinking dis kitteh iz just sleepee.
In 2 moar minits him will b zonked out.
He looks 2 me lyke he hassa hedacke—butt maybe I iz projecting—-i can has tylenlol?
wait, whut?
Liddill Kitteh habz
hoal lyfe in fruntz ubz him.
No needz beez angree
So mutch 2 seez andz
duz. Kitteh willz habz lawtza
fun afturrz a Nap
Ebbeefeeng so beeg!
Kitteh so smawll, but datz willz
chaynjj kwikklee wiff tyme
Bloo ieez hippnotyze
Hewminz eezilee . Kitteh
iz Keeng ubz t3h Wurld!
Jack.
tru
Deres an old soul inna this itty bitty kitty
moo
moo??
zen joek.
but if eye has to…. *gagggh*
(muffled sounds of body being removed)
hint?
iz teh koan abowt duz teh goggie hab teh budda naychur – iph eye memberz creklee.
butt eye muss admeet eyem trawlinz mai memreez frawm sum fawtee earz bak.
an is prolly spilt ‘mu’ n e waiz.
c. eye snuk bak wyol tehm wuzzen wochin….. *gaaaaagggh*
( more muffled sounds as the body is removed again! )
mu?
eye seam 2 member it meenz ’nuffinkness’ oar sum sush.
wuz teh ansa gibben bai teh munk 2 teh newbie hoo wuz aksin bowt ‘duz teh dawgee hab teh buddah naychur?’
meenz kyna ‘tink awtsied teh bawx’ – instan satori – hit him wif de stik agin kyna stuff
*pondurz* ( izza twik eye lernd from kafleen ob teh mennee hugz )
butt mebbe eye am tawkin owt mai rong end..?
ai still am nawt famileear wif thiz zen joek – but it haz been grate fun havin yoo trai to ‘splain it!!!
Kafleen ob teh mennee hugz iz reelee speshul, ai think. ai am verree fond ov her.
anuddah attimpt 2 spain teh unspainubbul:
zen joek:
“Deres an old soul inna this itty bitty kitty”
“Mu”
teh menshun ob teh animul habbin a soul elisitz teh responz ob ’nuffinkness’
b coz we am awl teh one saem soul and tehr am noe seppyrashun tween us noar n e fink. soe – sayinz ‘mu’ iz 2 wekkin up teh persum 2 der oan buddah naychur an acheevz teh instunt satari – kine awf. but mebbeh sumtiemz u juss neidz 2 hit em wif teh big stik 2 wek em up. ?
nest tiem eye’ll jussay “thwakk!!”
an C if it wekz sum bettah
btw – shud be ‘satori’ but onze u get 2 spellinz eberytin rong it kreipz in awl obah!
At last!! ai gotz it!
Ai’m nawt usuallee kwiet so dens.
sawree eye am sew obskewer!!
Ai dont think yoo can halp it – just teh way yur mind werks. It soots yoo, akshullee. Yoo ar kwite full ov teh win an awsum (gud thingz) – but yoo must bee, oar yoo cudn’t doo what yoo doo so well
An now – ai’m REELEE off to bed. so gud nite again.
MU is the correct answer to the classic trick question “Have you stoped beating your wife yet?” Assuming that you have no wife or have never beaten your wife, the answer YES is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but NO is worse because it suggests you do have one and are still beating her. The correct answer is MU (from the Chinese word for nothing through the Japanese) which is taken to mean “Your question can not be answered because it depends on incorrect assumptions.” Commonly used by hackers. It derives from the well-known Rinzei Zen teaching koan: a monk asks Joshu “Does a dog have the Buddha nature?” Joshu answered “Mu!”
I findz it verra usefull but peeps doan unnastand mii ifn dey not-Buddhist.
Stoopie weirdpress not letz mii see arrows so mii cn fixed em. Oh well mu can do aboot dat nao.
Deer keykat – thank yoo verree mutchly. Between yoo an gibbocat, ai believe ai hav now manajed to rap mai mynd around teh consept.
ai doo gratelee preesheeight taht yoo hav taken teh tiem to do this, becuz it iz sumthing taht ai wud nawt willinglee nawt know, if yoo see what ai meen.
In odder werdz, ai must hav seemed VERREE stoopee nawt to know that – an now it will nebber happen to mee again. But. . .ov corse. . .sumthing else will. *sigh* Too menee things ai donot know. . .
An old soul who is Not Amuzed
Shush. Ai consentraytin on yoosin teh Foarce on yew!
oh-oh, babbe kitteh.
u know u be dissin’ methuselah there?
Ha! Some don’t look this good at 30. To say nothing of 900.
Sort of on topic…
Came across this little series of blog entries (supposedly) by Darth Vader.
Fascinating read! Fills in some gaps in the movies, explains a few things (like how Luke could beat the snot out of Vader so easily!).
Sort of the first trilogy from DV’s point of view. Highly recommended!
cheeseburgerbrown.com/Darth_Vader/ANH01.html
Ai trai to maek eezier. . .
http://www.cheeseburgerbrown.com/Darth_Vader/ANH01.html
WOW!! an thankz fur sharin (ai alwaiz wantz to add “karen”
Maeks me want to rush rite off an riet in mai (ha ha) diary!!!
Dis hairee will I bee, wen 900 yeers I duz reech!
BWAHHAHAhahahahahahahah!!
but weel u hab dat mennee teef?
Shur will, Ai’ll jus bye dem, den dey’ll bee myan, an Ai’ll hab dem!
look as good you will not, unless you is kitteh. den you stay kyoot foreva !!!1
ai kno dis wihl maek me accoosed ub “caertroll” -ut diz kiteh be berry sik! Ai tink he muz lib onstreeds and naud ged gud fud tu eed.
what?
ohhhhhh my u people are full of it
Teh Docktor probablee dizagreez wif dat statemint.
six words: sexy tenth Doctor from Doctor Who
OH!!!! That wun. An ai hav seen it. It is offen used in cilps, ai think. Ai meen – ai has seen – whut yoo just did. ai just cudnawt remember what it was frum. Cuz ai havn’t seen teh whole moobie!