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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Cookie's human

Nor will U be able to kick mega-bad guys’ asses like I do.

Cookie's human

I so cool, look up 2 me Samuel L. Jackson does.

 
mary O'Spockn

Yay! one cute cookie in pik and one cookie’s human winnah! co insidense? i fink nawt!

Cookie's human

Accept I do this coincidence!

gibbocat

ur ewezin teh fawz!! gud 4 u CH. corncachyumalashunz.

 
gibbocat

dis awsum abilittee 4 been furvezt frum lazt - obzerv it wii muzt!
lern from it wii mai.

Cookie's human

If feels I that be skrutinized, my clothes I grabs and runs!

rodney dill

“Mew or not mew, there is no try.”

 
kafleen

8-O

U is acheevin deez furstees in teh nude?

 
fifi rockefeller

So THAT’S how she does it . . . I just thot she was an intellectshul - if I rememmmber korrectlee, wuzn’t shee teh won who came up (nawt sekkund) wit umbrel cats lookin for shade wit the circular vampire kittehs . . . ?

*must tek layers & layers of clothing off nao - Snow, we has it; Gas bill, we must payz it . . . *

 
 
 
 
 
 
minerva99

teh kyoot is strong wif me. i kiks de asses wif mai kyoot!

rezist you dis kyoot? i finks not!

mary O'Spockn

blargh. ded am i teh kyute from.

 
fifi rockefeller

“The kyoot is stong wif me” Ha ha ha ha ha!
Merchandizing cats - will you make a bumper sticker like this?
Purchase I would; my munee you would haz.
Minerva99 - I give you chzburger votes!

 
 
stend

ICHC in the year 2908. and we’ll STILL be reusing the same material.

“in soviet russia, the 29th century has YOU !!!”

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yay!!!! let’z heer it fur the same material!!!!

stend

” halp ! I’ve fallen and I can’t get a cheezburger !”

thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

gibbocat

du eye shute it nao oar letz it suffah leeddul wyol lawnga?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

:D How do yoo DOOO that???

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hai, Kafleen!!!

kafleen

I laffed.

Wai u juss say hai?

U so cute, JCH4K….I lub teh stuffin owtta u!

<3

gibbocat

kan eye juss sai
‘hai, kafleen’
hai, kafleen!
hai, kafleen!!

( dinosaur joek..? but if ………………..)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

nor speek good as you do inglish

Cookie's human

The prepozishuns will be da first to goes…

mary O'Spockn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
gibbocat

yew lien em up
weel shute em dawn!

*mutters*
‘really must put the gun away!’

 
kafleen

as long as teh preposition is not at teh end……

kafleen

BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! WARNING!!! RANT COMING!!!

Ha.

Dussunt mattur if u rite. If no wun else unnerstand, u is skrewd.

Hoo talks like dat, enneewai???
I noe wutt is currect, butt…it sumtimes make u sown stoopie!!!!

LIke when sumwun calls. I ansur. Dey say, “May I speek to Kafleen?” (well,
if dey polite, dey doo…LOL!) and DEN……DUNDUNDUN….if *I* has teh
mannurs, I say…”Dis is SHE.”

Oh, Lawd. DEN cums teh dead silunce ub “WTF, leydee?”

Hoo say DAT?????

Is currect, butt ebburboddee tink u insane.

*******************************SIGH**********************

gibbocat

u needz mai halp, ma’m ?
‘hab gun will trabbul’.

gibbocat

*whispurz* btw ’she’ am teh pronoun.
preppy sishuns am ‘abowt, in, ober, undah’ n sush
bud doan wurree
aisle shute sumbuddee 4 u n e waiz. ;)

kafleen

teh wun track mind, u has it! LOL

I noes dat she am a pronoun. I had moobed on too a new “subject.” :)

 
 
 
starling

Hab pointee endz, will trabbul.

U is rait. “2 be” be linking verb, linking subjekt 2 objekt, maikinks tehm ekwal, maykinks tehm intur, intar, teh saim.

Ob corse, u cud just says “speaking!” to avoid confoosing dumb peeps.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ummmm - Kafleen - ai do.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But ai luvz yur rants, eneway!! :D

 
 
kitkay

Iz lazy–doan say, “it is ‘eye’ or ‘mii’”—-eye (or is it me)when sumbuddy sez, “is K dare”, I juss sez, “speaking”

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Heine iz probablee mai favoriet, too.

keykat

Kafleen;

I jus say “yes, yu may.” An den dere is looong silenz. So I can hangz-up an go bak to LOLCATS ona ‘putter.

 
 
 
 
fifi rockefeller

A preposition is something you never end a sentence with.

 
 
 
 
Punkin

con crates CH! i sawd the no comment and eye froze. couldnt tink of nuffen! u is so gud!

Cookie's human

Sometimes the Force b wid me, sometimes da Force can’t find me at all….

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But teh farce seems to be wif yoo alwaiz!

gibbocat

tahtz teh tehatrixual pun - but if u has 2 ….. grnfikklesnort!

 
Cookie's human

Deh Farce be wid me more often than deh Force!

gibbocat

teh trik am nawt 2 fawcitt!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai think a *heddesk* wud bee apporpreate heer.

 
mary O'Spockn

here’s wun to make you both suffah:

did choo heer about the shortage ob plumbers in trainin in Kayrow? De need Pharao Faucet Majurs.

gibbocat

dedlee punn!!
avoid it we must!

 
 
 
 
 
 
kitkay

my old labby-dawg—teh farts is strong whiff hymn!

 
gibbocat

anuddah dubbul wammee punsta momentz!1! :)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

It is reelee astonishinglee gud, isn’t it?

gibbocat

eye betz he am noe competishumz 4 mai 2 smellee monztaz!!1

caz uzuellee sabez won up speshullee 2 sit in ur lap an cher it wiff u!
tayztea… nawt!

 
 
 
 
 
3 kattails

An sumtimes the force of grabity pulls meh down an sitz on meh.

gibbocat

den u haz 2 stroek itz an maek it purrrr!

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Well dun, Punkin!!! That haz happened to mee, too - sebral tiems. “no comment.” INSTANT brayne freez! An how nobul (yikez - it sounds liek ai’m tawking about mee!!) - ai meen - how mutch bedder it iz to let it go, tahn to blurt out sumthin reelee stoopee.

gibbocat

u tawkin ta mii??
Ai sed:
u tawkin ta mii??!!

Cookie's human

We shuld all okkassionally examine how well our footware contours to our feets.

gibbocat

hour shooz - eggzamin tehm we muzt!

gibbocat

een cayz we stipt een sumtinx?
*cue cheech n chong*

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

gibbocat - ai donut meen to sound laik ai am flattering yoo. . . ai’m gonna hold this thot until laytur, ai think.

gibbocat

eye wud b berree phlatterd buy a donut! wot flavr?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs