LEETLE HORSE?
OR GIANT BEBE?
or mabee u liek invisibl horse?
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Has yu got a soer frote?
No, just a lidl hors.
Ai tahnkyu Ai tankyu. Ai’s heer awl week!
Congratz N gud mornin 2 U AmberC!! Ai lubs Ur Punnies!!
Ai’m still 2 sleepy to danz 4 U, but Ai’ll putz on sum coffeez oar hot choklick iv U liek.
(dis kutie bebe shur has da legs 4 ridin hoarsy…Y/N?)
Concatulashunz Ambercat! An a phunnie top spot tu! How yu lyke tu sellebrate?
tribble – ai think Ambercat can awnlee taek a quik peek – she’z nawt cant reelee luk at werk. We ar probablee awn ar own fur the celery bray shun.
How about dansing to “Teh Donkey Serenade.” (1937 moovee “The Firefly” – Rudolf Friml). It’s a nice liddle toon in 2/2 – eezee to dans an nawt rekwiring leeping about!
There’s a song in the air
But the fair senorita doesn’t seem to care
For the song in the air.
Oh, I’ll sing to the mule
If you’re sure she won’t think that I am just a fool
Serenading a mule.
*dans – slolee swooping – dans – twirl* HEE HAW!!
*ahem* ai meen Whooo hoooo!
Hi JCH4K!
I wil joinz u in a breef danz b4 I wanderz off to werks (teh kittehs demands teh gushifuds, tehn I haz to werks).
(akshully, I iz avoiding going owt in teh coooold an hafink to scrape snoes off teh rental car. )
*dans, dans, sloelee glidink acros teh floor*
Tekniklee, Ai is orf werk tihs week. But Ai wus awai for a cupple ob dais, tehn doin Stuff for anudder cupple ob dais, an poppd into werk todai – Ai had to submit som daytar, taht Ai forgot to submit Bfore Ai went awn leev, but wen Ai got to werk Ai fownd teh daytar wus at hoem! Bah! Ai shall nao resoom mai leev an submit the daytar layt!
Shrek haz tu stop askin mee tu baybee sit fur awl hiz frenz.
Iz dis a horsie oar uh donkie (named “hoatie”?)
(gitz it?…. Donkie Hoatie)
OMG GeeNeeZCatz, u an Ambercat sew phunnie this mornin, an eye barelee wokeded up.
Wii haz tu be askin da man uff lamancha bout dat wun. But, eye tink diz lukz moar lyke loldunkee dan hors.
Ooh Hai Tribb, tank 4 da commint, ai surrprized maiselv 2, cuz ai had a baaad nite (ai noes Ai’ll B taekin a long napz toodai)
Mee tu. Had bout 4 owers uff sleep. Stayeded upp layte tu see whut wedder gonna du. Had tu get upp dis AM an c iff kiddiez haz skewl, cauze wii havin de snow an ice storm in Mareeland. No skewl tu dai 4 uz, sew kiddiez can go bak tu beddie.
(ai started dis message B4, den it dissappeered…sowwy if it pops up agin later)
U iz habbin wut wei had yesterdai (in SaneLuwy) – ebben da hiWaz was shut donw in places 4 a tyme – menny akiDENTS during AM rushin ours N kontiuud offNon aldai.
U muss hab happie kiddles hoo hab no skuul!!
awww maaaaan!
I wanna snowday!!!!!
Iz too owld…an mai rent dont pai itsselff.
:pout:
Gud Mornin cSmall. Wuz last nite teh show opening? (Ai’m getting a bit confewseled about what happened when!!!) An – is so – how did it go???
Hi JCH4K!
yah-last nite was the party too. *cringes at liddle noises* maybe had some(one to many?) drinkees…
The show is good – it’ll get tighter as they run it more, but still very charming. It could surely for sure use a ruthless edit, but the Playwrite was signing our checks, so we could only get him to go so far. Reviews are predictably mixed, but no outright pans, which is nice. Also a few specific good mentions of costumes – also nice!
I have more pix on my website now…
posted a lawng reply, but it got eeted. mebbe WP will hork it up laytur.
Show opened officially last nite. Was very charming, and will only get better.
i might be a liddle hungover… :-/
Much celery brating awn such an okkashun iz a VERREE gud thing! Hoep yur lawng post popz up soon! Menee menee CongaRatz to YOOOOO!!!
So Sorry… ment to post here. Dis iz mini-horse bebe. Sum mini horses r traynd to be companyuns of peepul, n lib in dere howses.
WOWZ!!!1!..R dey littRbox traaned?
mimi-horse babbehs luk a LOT liek liddle donkeys, dont they? Oar shud wun say a burrito?
*heddesk*
Oh, thankz pb. Ai’ll taek eben a heddesk! Ai’m nawt gud at teh funneh remarz leik yoo an so menee otters, so ai’m reellee pleezed wehn ai can doo eben a sillee liddl wun!
aww eye liex teh burrito joek/punnsum ting. wuz gud!!
butt steel *heddesk*
wot he sed!
Dis Burrito has a Tyko on teh side.
OMG, I tink dat’s Thumbelina!!!
She’s a DWARF MINI HORSIE!!! So. Toadalee. Keyoot!!
She da smawllest horsee in da whirled, an trabels arown to stayt fayrs an stuff. I reeeelleeee reeeeellleeeee wanna see her!
I use anudder pitcher uv her sumtiemz, where she’s sitting like a pupper, an looking down, so keyoot!!
Ai found Thumbelina’s pikshurs – she shur iz kyoot – but ai think this bebbeh is sumwon else!
http://www.worldssmallesthorse.com/galleries/gallery.htm
**heddesk**
OOOH…de iz so kuwt wen de iz sleepin
teh bebes AN teh lolhorsletz bof
Wilbur and Mr. Eds relationship started at an early age.
OOOHH…Ai gitz it, Ai finkz…iz dey twinz?
Rite! Strangely, even as babies, Jenna ‘Anheuser’ Bush never did resemble her twin sister Barbara.
LOL
iz from tv shoh mr. ed, da tawkin horz. Wilbur wuz/is horz ohner.
of course, of course.
*sings*
Lidl Doooonkeeeeee
Lidl Doonkeee
Had a bizzee dai…
(still carnt do tohse myoosikal noets!)
Rodney sayed wunz taht he just cut an paysted his. Now – ai am just ASSUMING taht Rodney iz a he, cuz taht is nawt a reel nayme. So “he” sayed.
Rodney is a he
An – yur site also – (this may sound silleh) showz yoo ar a he becuz jenerallee speeking, teh “shes” just don’t rite that way.
The outsidethebeltway blog belongs to James Joyner, but I post caption contests there.
Aw shucks. There goes mai theoreeez.
Caption contests??
dese were teh kodes for teh myoosikal nots:
♩ is & # 9833 ; (wifout teh spaysinks)
♪ is & # 9834 ; (wifout teh spaysinks)
♫ is & # 9835 ; (wifout teh spaysinks)
♬ is & # 9836 ; (wifout teh spaysinks)
hope dey still works…
Yay – Gober!!! THIS tyme ai’m bukmarking this!!!
oooo i lub mr green,
but wuznt shure if he sigiyd sumthink i didnt kno. (i aer nawt no wing teh sutul teas)
Yay, Gober! i aer skribblin dis in my liddul noat buk.
ps wen dey say dey cutnpayste dat duz seem eezyer, but how to keep moar dan one fing to payste? i always jest get teh last fing i copeed. adn , sinz i aer a copee kat, i copeee awl sorts ob stuffs..
Ah, dats why teh Notepad is mai gud fren, ai just copper paste eberyfing in dere.
Keeps mai hed from going unskrewd on bizzie days ai can tells yoo.
Ennyway, don’t know iffn mr green meens ennyfing speshul, ai jus lieks how he shows off hims teeths!
yepz, ms mary O’
eye’m tinkin dat a phyl awn teh dekztawp b teh gudsum plaice fur keipinz tehm!
okey dokey. guess i hab to figger owt how to doodad.
you can actually type the notes
& # 9836 ;
without spaces into a file, and open the file with a browser window to see the notes. (this assumes you have the font that lets you see the notes and not just boxes). you can then just cut and paste the notes or other characters so you don’t have to keep retyping them.
I have all these saved in a file ( I probably should add the notes)
1 ❤ ✰ ★ ☼
2 ℛ ℜ ℝ ❣
3 ❢ ❡ ❠ ❟
4 ❥ ❦ ❧ ❨
5 ✐ ✑ ✒ ✓
6 ✔ ✕ ✖ ✗
7 ✘ ✙ ✚ ✛
8 ✜ ✝ ✞ ✟
9 ✠ ✡ ✢ ✣
10 ✤ ✥ ✦ ✧
11 ✨ ✩ ✪ ✫
12 ✬ ✭ ✮ ✯
13 ✰ ✱ ✲ ✳
14 ✴ ✵ ✶ ☯
Oooooooooooo!! Shineeeeeee. . .
So, do liddle horsehs askz to ridez the “human” on der papa’s knee?
Hoomin, hoomin goe to townz, watch outz hoomin dontz fall down.
Iz a mini-horse. Dey luks lyk small ponies. Sum can be traynd as companyuns for peepul and lib in da howse lyk goggies and kittehs!
teh kyootness level boggles the eemagination.
oh hai ho silver!
O hai O Pittypat!!! ar yoo frum dere?
noes, idaho mainely frum new yuck
mebbe u meen georgia
wait a sec, alaska
awaaaaaiiiii!
butt muss b in teh daiz b 4 him neidedz teh mazk..?
( az awl bebbehz lukz aliek!!! )
Heer’s da ‘mane’ site fur Thumbelina:
http://www.worldssmallesthorse.com/
Yoo kin also serch awn YooToob fur videeyos uv her, as well as uvver bebe mini horsees! So keyoot!!!
It’s incredibly stupid to put a baby next to a horse that’s lying down. Hell, it’s incredibly stupid for an adult to be anywhere near a horse that’s lying down. They flail their legs when they get up, and the potential for anyone near them being seriously injured is pretty high.
heh heh
What z funnier than a trampelled bebbeh?
A trampelled bebbeh in a klown kostume.
Woot woot Pittypat! Ai wish mai bergers wernt gon, so Ai cud gibs yu elebenty gabillion!
Ohai, Ambercat,
Wen yoor burgerz iz gone, trai clikkin on teh aqware on teh left by teh postnames.. It helps meh. Yoo mai haz to clik seberal timz to geddit awl strate, dough. Tehy still comz an goze but at leas yoo hazzem.
U havs a wikkid ebil SOH, an Ai lubs it!
AAAAuuuggghh!!! Kimiko can has com bak tu hawnt us. I wunner if Julie iz Legal purfesshual too. Pleez, ppl, doan show Julie teh old ICHC pics ob kittehs by teh petls ob t3h karz oar we’ll getz anuver leksher. STEND, U must to sayv us!!! Git cher TROLLS Brigayde in here NAO.
Legal professional? No. Animal care professional? Yes.
Kittens by the car pedals? Is that what I’m left to interpret from your post? Well, other than potentially asphyxiating from carbon monoxide, which I have seen with a rat once, that’s no problem at all.
*wooop, wooop wooop* care-troll alert!!!
Bwahaha, dats teh bestest caretroll impersonashun ais read all week Julie!
Wait, yoos kitting, rite?
Ai wunnert saem ting ad furzt.
Sry, did Ai leev mai caertroll mask lion arown heer?
*passes her maks*
here’s de wun i wuz twyin …
Deh grownups are rait neerbai an waching deh hole ting fur safety. Presumallee, dey kno horsee an wad iz laiklee tu du. Lez gib de parends sum credit!
Ai memmber a berry funny video ware man romp wid foal and den lay on groun an foal come an lai on top of him an roll! Dey bote taut berry funnee!
Doant furget taht their skin is verree porus!
That horse is very leetle, and also very cute just liek that bebe…
Real live My Littul OMGPONIES!!
An so much floofier then teh plastik kine
*horsie belleh rubbs*
OMCC!! Gober!! Ai just sent yoo a messaj – an heer yoo ar. Telepathy connexshuns – skeeree!
Hehe, yoor sykik feelers are in full werking ordur Janet!
*skip off to reeds mah mails*
Fanks, eberbodee, fur teh amazink puns and werdplaiz!! Dey awl wuz bery funnee and I had gud LOLs tihs morning. I’z haded a purty louzy week, an tis wuz jest teh ting to git mah Friday orf to a gud start! Manee Manee Fanks!!
Aw – PB2K – so sorree to heer yoo had a louzy week. That iz nawt gud at awl. Glad that yoo ar at leest off to a gud start today.
Wud yoo liek this nice sawft bloo blankee fur a wile? an sum nyce choklit (CCC iz alwayz at teh reddee fur whatebber ayls yoo!) Shud maek yoo feel eben bedder, maybee!
Fanks, JCH4K! Teh sawft bloo blankee and teh choklit iz bery bery nice an makes my day bedder. (an if it endz on a gud day, then teh wole week is bedder dan louzy.)
I’z gonna snuggle doawn in dis chair in teh corner an watch teh dancingz and partyingz.
Ahhhh…iz gud.
Leetle horse.
iz mayeb sumting in waterz??
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?lettlekitteh128481636565312500.jpg
oooh! so liddl an noo! *hedsplort warnin if yoo vyuus tis picchure*
YNheck duz peeplz gotta git all skeerdy n stuf insteda jus lykin thz pic! “It’s incredibly…” blarg. An dey sez that SEKS causz cancer… whoodat gonna stop?!?!
Stop da feerz! Stop da madnesses!
PS: mebbe kittehs warns theyselvz about livin wif hyoomins, 2, huh? My booger-boy duznt seem to mind…
about the caretroll warning… iz tru, expeshully 4 da full syz bebe horsies. But awl teh horsies haf to werk reelwy hard to get rolld ober kompwetewy.
Dis bebe not on the bizniss syd uv teh bebe mini-horsie. Dis bebe mini-horsie pwobly not any heavier dan teh bebe hooman. I taked naps wid my pony, kurld up agenst himz neck and sholdur insyd himz legz wen waz teenager. Him bery polyt, him shift and wake me up be4 gettin up hizzelf. letted me git outta da wai. I dont know bout the litter traynin uv dah kumpanyun mini-horsies, but seen da harness for 1 to pull sumwon inna wheelchair. Red abowt ladee had 1, and wonderd sayme ting… How u littur boks trayn dees?
Dat is a nyse storee. Pony snorgles!
u noe needz littuh bawx. juss teh sweip-n-skupe u ewezez 4 teh braynz ’splortz’
an teh gud ting am u daon neidz 2 worsh himz – coz a liddul ponee poopz halpz stuph groe gud – sew mex u smrtah, mebbee..?
mulltee porpoyz ewetenzil.
eye heerz taht LCB mebbee habsum awn offa @ teh speshul ICHC dyzcownt in himz waggin.
if you lie down with dogs and wake up with fleas….. whatcha get when you lay down with the leetle horse?
horse feathers
leetle wonz, ov korse.
hors flyes?
leeneemint!!
teh biggest warm fuzzies!
speshully if sheddin…. : )
Iz my REELY REELY Little Pony?
does reading 100 comments in lolspeak hurt anyone else’s brain?
I mean I love ICHC and lolcats, but writing all the comments in lolspeak seems excessive.
really, not trying to be negative… just curious if I’m the only one?
Lolz. Why would you continue to read after so many?
I don’t have trouble reading them for the most part, but I don’t always bother to write lolspeak
Deer diz – ai feer – scyewz mee. I fear that you do not understand what we are doing with the comments. We are writing them to have fun – and we have enormous amounts of it. Things we say are MUCH funnier for most of us when written in LOLcat.
Because it is a totally different way of thinking.
If we weren’t writing the comments in LOLcat there probably woudn’t be anything close to 100 comments – because nobody would want to write them. The fun wouldn’t be there.
You certainly aren’t the only one – but I must say, I have never understood why anyone would come along and complain that the comments are written in LOLcat – because that is what this site is all about. It happens so often, in fact, that you are officially a Troll #6!! actually, you have done this very nicely, so you aren’t really a troll at all. Many are quite rude.
And some of our people prefer to write in plain English. That is all right, too.
I would recommend that you keep trying to read it. It becomes easier the more you do it – like learning a second language – which in many ways it is. You will be richly rewarded, I think.
Of course, not every thread is funny. But enough of them are laugh out loud funny that wading through the lesser materials is a small price to pay. I myself, alas, am not very funny. I sort of play the straight man and cheerleader. But many of the people here are sheerly brilliant. I don’t thing you will find a funnier group of people gathered together like this any where else upon the face of the earth.
(and they are almost all nice beyond belief!)
I didn’t mean to be troll #6.
I still love the site, but the comments section just isn’t for me.
@monkey4rae
I not actually able to get very far, usually three or four before I just have to stop.
@ JanetCanHas4Kittehs
Thanks for being so kind to Troll # 6.
Aiz noes waddumeen. Ad furst ai tink “Waddiz diz?” An ai get all taired by one one or ten commens. Den ai trai, an ai laik id! Lak brane eggsecize Hau manee waiz can u spehl a wud?
Remmemmer – iz funnetical, so reed aloud ef donemaek senz.
YEesserdai ai cudnt reed one ub mai own wurds an had to reed sebral taimz: Baccheries….fianlee ai memmer…oh does sillynders dat maek tings go!
My Little Pony!
looks like a dronkey
Realeh IZ Mai Liddul Pony. Ai rydz teh biggeh herses, adn nebber lykez teh minis (whuchudu wid a hers u cantz rydz?) but dis is preshus adn perfeck. Thanks, JCH4K, fer teh cite fer Thumbelina. When Ai m 2 old 2 rydez (ne dai naw) teh biggeh herses, mebbe teh liddul teeny tiny herse will livz wit mii n mai haws so Ai still habz hersey 2 snorgle…….hersey snorgles is teh best!
Ai mushda saem wai. One plays ware ai wend raidin had tu minis, and once ai go out tu see dem an sai, “So wad gud are u?” Dey seem to recognize dat fraze, cuz dey cum ober fur scrachees. Berry naice liddel laidees! Dey du dat ebbry taim ai go ober an sai “So wad gud r u?” Ai guess gud fur pettin, laik kittees n goggies….an ai red on diz paeg usin fur pullin wheelchairs.
Oh, Eubie, Hawseeillustrate rezentlee hed ardicle about seenyer peeps hu raid -sum naud ebben stard till oller den 70! So mebbe u no ged to ole to raide! Hope not! Juz stai limmber so u ken get leg obber hawsee back. Ai mussh moer limmber nau den ai hab been n yeers becuz ai strech befur gettin on hawsee. Sumtiems still hard (ai nod yung anemore) bud ai awways manech sumehoau!
Deez lil horsies r gewd fur heetchin tew lil wayguns. Dey can pullz u aroun in der lil hurnesseses and stuf. I haf 2 of demz and dey pullz my fat heiny aroun on a lil 2 weel cart and makes meh naybors laff atz meh all teh timez. Iss lossa fun 2 dew, fur reelz!
Alsew, dis no lil donkee. Iss dorf mini hors. Iss got funy shapded hed and unnerbyte, and teeeny lil neck n stuffs, and iss teeny evn fur lil hors. Berry beerry coot, but iss birf defekt. Dey are berry beeerry sweet n stuffs but not wut u rely wunt when u r waytin for yer bb mini horsies to be bornded.
i lieks all teh pitchurz of bebez. rememberz me ob wen my too boiz wuz bebez, an i getz all warm-an-fuzzzy an leeky-eye at teh saem tiem.
ai wntz tew cudl an hug n luff yew all ovur!
this is so lol and omg!!!!!
I’z sorry, but dat leetle horse iz rly leetle donkee. But dun worry! If u wantz to see real leetle horse, you just gotz 2 google “falabella.”
haha, that is hillarious
Yay, donkey!
iz likz uz
Rofl i tink it ish a giant bebe, but it can has be leetle tineh fole :3