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The Three Tenors!
Teh 3 hippopotenors! Corngratch CH!!! Wathu want on dis Friday eevning?
How about Aida? It has famous role for famous tenors, and it take place in Egypt, land o de Nile, the river famous for these hippos? Maestro, if you pleeze?
Happy 2 oblije! U wantz teh snakez adn teh leyon 2?
we kan skipz theh snake, thanx!
This pikshur of da hippos and surrounding vegetashun looks like a giant salad gone seriousli astray!!!!!
1rst hippo: Lettuce Eat!
2nd hippo: Pass teh ranch dressing
3rd hippo: *burp*
River Horse Chorus
wii cud hab teh snek
if wii hadz a snek chawma 2 mek himz hippo note eyezd..?
*slitherz awai in shaem*!!!!
nawt *india*, *egypt*!
hippo note eyezd?
*heddesk*
thunk
mebbeh teh hippopotymouz sawn:
Mudz mudz gloreeuz mudz
nuffin kwyte liek himz 4 kewlinz teh bludz!!
*slop slop*
Hippos be in de Nile bout theyz shapes in tutus.
krokkydil danzinz frum pantaisyumz!!
Tutu kewt!
doan fergits 2 ware yer tenor-shooz.
Shud danz lik the 3 hippos wid teh pink tutus in Fantazia?
Oh dose hippos danse, alrightz. I was in Namibia for 3 montz and leader peeps tell us studentz peeps–No walkin by teh Zambezi ribber at nite. Dose hippos come outz teh watter at night and danse all obber you. Croks in teh day and hippos at nite.
datz ay funsum sawng:
zambeezy
zambeezy ♪
butt eye fergitz teh rist!!
la la
zambeezy
zambeezy
zambeezy
zam
i’m on mae wae………………..
tanx tidmumz. let uz noe wen u getz der.
O.K
ai am waytin for monorail cat to tayke me to teh airprot.
Bunway airlinze abs a flite to afrikky at ten past elebentee.
Den ai katch a Catamaran up teh zambeezy to see teh Hippopotamums.
Ai will send joo awl a postkard via Helikat (on standby to extrakt me iffen teh Hippo’s get too feistee.)
*sownds ob pakkin teh ruksak*
Midge repellent
sox
camera
fud
hat
Hankee
sayftee pinz…..
whatz missin? fink fink fink…………..
OH …NIKKERZ!!!!
kwik get teh big bloo harvesterz(wib pokket)
Der awl dun.
Ta ta fur nao
Donut ferget to pak yur kitteh and amember to steel, *ahem* Ai meen “borro” teh towls form teh hotel!
(Hao dus LCB do taht crossy owt ting wen she rites somfing she didunt meen to rite, but akchully wants us to see, so we get teh joek?)
…lukkin furtibly arownd an *stuff,stuff,skwish*
Towels whut towels??
Kitteh is in teh bag
Ai dunno abowt teh crossy owt fing-teknollojikal mynd-ai doan hab wun.
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Like so:
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Oh gud iz wurkz! *takes bow*
Yay, KKM!!! u b html egg-spurt!1!! Wii bow downz b4 u!
*blushes modestly* Y tanks ewe, mj!
oohh, yesh, an I wood lyke to play teh toobaz!!! Wood knot that B funn 4 us 3 thread beginners here–a tubah tree-oh—partikutearly nise if none ob us nose how to play tuba!
*gigglol, gigglol, gibblol!*
tawk 2 ms mary O’.
himz alwaiz awn abowt himz innahtubaz!
ahem.
i like to sing himns. but i are nawt wun. i are a her.
entschuldigung bitte ( eye finx )
? uh ohes. luuks like germun?
Meens “escuse mee”, ai finks.
Hapi not secnds. wat danse u wants? *pulz owt gint sub samich.* Enjoys
mebbe teh hippos can sing dem “once, twice, three times a laydee”?
yu kan tries owt mah danse floar! haz a disko bawl&ebbryting!
congratz, CH! wut yu wunt 2 dirnk?
root beer flotes for everybody!
OK! root beer ai sellz (evn tho ai don’t kaer foar it mahself)
HERE, EBBRY1! CUM GET YUR ROOT BEER FLOTEZ!!!!!!!!
nom, nom, nomity, nom
slurp, slurp, slurpity, slurp.
*burp, burp, belchity, burp*
howcuz rootbier floats, butt kitchen sinks, jus asking…
Root beer flotes!! CH – yoo ar SUPERhuman!!!
Hmmmm – Schurlp, schurlp, schurlp! Deeee lishus.
Noes… dey singin “Down By teh Old Mill Stream”
Dey is Barber Shop Trio.
Y u not shaer sammich? An ai smellz chawklit……
yu smellz choklit?wayt a minut…
DAS YUR CHOKLIT CAEK!
TEH CAEK IZ BURNING!
HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dass wut ai get 4 playin on ICHC adn nawt bein in teh kicchen….*saavs caek frum flames* Awl ok nao, here evereebuddee, is caeks 4 yall!
the zauberflote speshul: choklit caek flambay!
berry impressif!
mebbeh better if sumun left it owt in teh rayn..?
oooooooo ma brayne hurts tryin to place dat song… reeelee long wun….
arggggggggggh
MacArthur Park?
yup
Oh
That song alwaiz meks mee so sad. Wuz favoriet song ov wun ov mai deerest frenz – hoo died a cuppla yeerz ago. It wuz he hoo sayed ai must do erlee retyrement an go hoam to bee wif mai parentz befoar it wuz too layte.
An awn teh day mai dad died – it wuz mai frenz’ birfday – ai called himz to say thankz fur maeking mee go hoam – an how gud it wuz to know taht ai had such a gud frend.
An he sayed yes – he wuz. But nawt fur long. Cuz he had teh cancer an awnlee six months to live. He asked iv ai cud come to see him wun last tiem – ov corse ai sayed yes, but ai cudn’t leave hoam fur about 7 weeks.
An when ai told Brett (mai theatre direktor) taht ai wuz coming, he sayed “why nawt stay fur too moar weeks (ai wuz going fur onlee 2) an tehy wud hire mee to do teh Summer theare werkshop fur kids fur beeg bukz!
So ai sayed – why shur!!! An ai wuz supposedd to bee there awn the 8th ov July – just 7 weeks after Charlee told me he wuz sick. An he died awn the 6th. So ai still has teh sad.
Ov corse, ai had to go eneway (taht was Stuttgart, ov corse), cuz ai wuz committed – but wuz nice to go to teh memorial gathering an see awl the frrenz.
Sorree for teh sad tale. It’s just teh song – duz it ebbree tiem!
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‘needeep’ eben..
i fot choo ment “janet needing kittehs”, appropryately sweet, akshully.
mebbeh janet kan hab mein? dey am drivinz nii cray Z wif teh ‘openz teh winnow, owpenz teh daw awlatiem lukkin fer summah.
eye tellz tehm r noe daw in 2 summah – nawt yet.
an wen himz rayninz eye reedz tehm teh santaclawz acciden report:
“eye karn stawp teh reindeer!!1!”
Heinlein reference! I lubbed hes buks! I go reed dat 1 agin nao.
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Songz and qwotes hab a wae ob stirrin up teh memmorees.
Mai brudder dyed wen he wuz 22yrz.
Himz awlways lubbed teh cartoon wib teh ‘lub him ann hug him an cawl him jorge’ lines.
We cawlded our dalmayshun goggie ‘george’ an wuz awlwayz a happee remynder ob Kendal.
Ai hab teers runnin frum mae eyes renemberin dis.
Awll teh Cheezfrens be sharin tehr thots an sendin much happee wuns to joo .
Thankz, gibbocat an Tidmum. It’z just teh triggerz, as yoo say. Wun iz purrfektlee fine, smiling an happee – an tehn *boom* the trigger. Ai dunt get so sad wehn ai THINK ov Charlie – but McArthur Park turnz mee into a puddle. He thot teh sawng wuz verree funnie an wud sing it awl teh time – an he cudn’t eben carry a toon in a baskit!!
sowy {{{{{{{{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}
lolz janet – teh rijinul singah wuz simlarly afflictedz!
Mewsic will alwaiz do dat. I dunno why.
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adn {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Tidmun}}}}}}}}}}}}}
OT, but did Mr. T eber get choo dat berrrrrry spensive molekyule size botlol ob Oh, d’ Laftah?
No he nebber did…awl ai got wuz teh bag ob stinkee washin cuz himz werkin awai awl teh time….*sigh*
..reeches for teh ariel an lenor an puts teh wasshin masheen on for teh gajillionth tyme….
Chineese lawndry-mai howse iz wun!!
Akshully its berry nyce wen him cumz home…*blushing furiusly*…*ahem*…….
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Oh yes, Tidmum {{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}} Ai wuz so bizzy thinin about maiself taht ai had to reed what yoo rote twice befoar ai relaized taht – what yoo reelee sayed.
Ai am so sorree to heer about yur brother. Awnlee 22!!! What happened???? Ai hav two sisters an wun bruder, an eben teh thot ov lozing them is terribul. Ai cannawt imajin what it wud bee to hav tehm gone. We hav so much fun togedder. Yur loss – ai hav teerz in mai ayes too just thinking about it. It is verree grate indeed.
Kendal – iz grate taht ov hav nice happee memries of him. So it wud bee wif mai siblings.
mai brudder-mai Hero-hadz a motorbyke aksident.
after a munf in intesib care himz had a hart attak cuz ob nastee infecshun.
It wuz ober twenny yeers ago,but not a dai goes by wen ai doant fink abowt him.
Mai boi kidlet habz lots ob Kendal’s mannerisms and luks lyke him too.So ai hab happee remynderz awl teh tyme.
Movees choons an kwotez play a big part fur awl ob us who hab lost frenz an lubbed wuns.
It r a wunnerful way to renember teh happee tymes ankeep dem in our heartz.
Fank joo awl mai deer cheezfrenz fur beein so carin an kynd.
Dis reely r a happee playce to bee.
Oh – taht iz moar sad, becuz he mite hav recobbered.
*sigh* – the motorbykes. So fun – an so dedlee. It’z a wunder ene guize at awl srubibe their 20’s.
But how verree wunderful indeed to hav that boi kidlet!!!
An iz so trite an so troo – bedder to hav luved an loast tahn nebber to hav lubbed a awl. We KNOW teh payne iz gonna bee tehre evenshullee – but we wud nebber ebber fur wun minit hav elekted nawt to hav them at awl.
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{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}} AND {{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}
Tidmum, ur storee maed me bememember mai brudder – wuz 24 an just abowt 2 getz mayried wehn hee died inna car crash on teh eyesee streetz. Ai noes eggzacly waht ewe meenz, eye missez himz ebbery day. But iz nawt sad – ai noes ai will seez him agin sum dai!
Yor departed loved ones are nearby you, just being in another room U can’t enter yet. But dey iz there, and love still flows both ways!
(((((Tidmum))))))
Az long az you be in yor loved one’ heart and they be in yor heart, you are dere for dem when they pass away, and dey are here wid you until the day comes that they help you across that bridge.
((((JKH4K))))
an sum peeps wunders why this place is speshul.
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a few weeks ago, wuz teh anniversary ub my father’s passing. i wuz feeling a sad, and teh natural thing to do was to write about it here. Teh importance of the memories. We shows it all teh time.
tanks fer sharin.
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I was havin teh saem kine uv sad las month wen it wood hab been my mom’s 100th birfday. She wuz blessd to lib to 92, but iss still sad.
Holee kao, JCH4K, dat’s a hekuva ting, <<>>.
Sumfing smimlilar happn wif us… wyf (then feeancee) wuz movin
bak hoem 2 kare 4 hr mum hoo (sposedly) had 6 mumphs… had bin dere,
kame bak 2 town wear we had owr seprat playses 2 finish pakin
up 4 teh move, an teh day b4 she wuz 2 hed hoam, hr mum left us
Had 2 poastypone da wedin’, an’ eye wuz deprived uv
awl mudderinlawr joaks.
BTW, did u now McArfur Park wuz singed bai Dumbledore?
Pikcher him in poyntee hat, singin dat, an u mite giggol!
fanks 4 sammich, B_h! wii can has beeg submarine sammish?
Sub an Suds—w00t!
Needs to cut down on the desserts, guys.
Y? tis Frey day, no calories!
No – I waz talkin’ to the hippo-sized singers. Az for me, load me up on all da calories we can findz! I’m joggin’ home agin; and buying a round of zauberflote’s great choclate cake for everyone!
member, ai only acxepts pai on alternaet toozdais of monfs wiffout “r”’s in em, Caek r all freeeee! On da hous.
Y all mai burgrz dissapearin–ai thot ai wuz fine in dat respect.
eberybodee losted most uv teh burgrz!
Ai’m using safari, an ai hardlee eber loze teh burgerz. Ai also hav firefox – an ai don’t THINK it haz a problem.
OOOOO, a safari!!! yU seed enny hippos, yet, JanCan? Or lyons? (lyons! Jeepers Creepers! Get in teh Jeep!)
ai tink datz teh noo formatz falt.
ai givs yu tin frii cheezburgerz+wutevr candi or yummi caek resipee yu b wuntin!
but ai haz teh ekspee adn teh farfox! *gratefully exepts burgrs*. Tanks! Tomoro ai can haz reecipee for, um, chawklit pecan gooeyfudj?
want!!!
yesh, yu can haz dat resipee. ai trys it wunse… didn’t turn owt tew well
did yU, purrchance leef teh cake out innda rayn? Cuz iffn yU did, yule nebber has taht resquety agin. Oh, noooo!!!
ai leev no caek in teh rayn. zauberflote allmost furgotted teh caek in teh offen!
Chocolate Pecan Fudge
1/2 c. butter or margarine
3/4 c. Hershey’s cocoa
4 c. confectioners’ sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
1/2 c. evaporated milk
1 c. pecan pieces
Microwave butter or margarine in 2 quart micro-proof on high (full power) for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes or until melted. Add cocoa; stir until smooth. Stir in confectioners sugar and vanilla; blend well (mixture will be dry and crumbly). Stir in evaporated milk. Microwave on high for 30 to 60 seconds or until mixture is hot. Stir until smooth; add pecan pieces. Pour into foil lined 8″ square pan. Cover; chill until firm. Cut into squares. Store, covered in refrigerator. 5 dozen squares. CONVENTIONAL METHOD: Melt butter in medium saucepan. Remove from heat; stir in cocoa. Stir in confectioners’ sugar and vanilla; add evaporated milk. Stir constantly over low heat until warm and smooth; add pecan pieces. Pour into foil lined 8″ square pan; chill and store as above.
Tadaa!
Ai mayde joo awl sum-but ai nommed it.Sawreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
wY fangs sew mush, CH, I’d lub to cutt mee anudder dessert…an pass me sum kookeys whilst yore at it!
tanx AC!!
AWL YER TENERz R BELONG TOO ME!!
Kittehs want the teddy bears, the tenors, the hippos, all the food…..but then, that’s another reason we luvs them….
datz abowt teh siez awf it!!
I think it’s the supremes reunion… needs more flattering lighting
our bad bref, let us sing u it!
♪
Haaaaally toesez
Haaaaally toesez
Hallytosiz wot ay stynk – wot u stynx
haaly toe siz wot uh…
* pleh * -
eye can’t surbibe heah noe moar!!
*deep breff, sing sum more..*
u du nest berz!…
pleh!!
mai breff stinx!
my blisterine, let me show yU it!
Hippo breath is apparently so bad that it’s part of its weaponry. I’ve heard it described as “diabolical”.
Hippo skin is so thick it can stop a bullet.
Iz gud that teh hippos hav thik skin, so they wont hav hurt feelins frum ur descripshun of thare diabololical bref!
nawt if u uze enuff bullet!
wii iz berry hip d00ds!
the naybors wished deyed sing solos… were happy teh
..so lo you cudnt heer dem…
(just ignoar day “were happy teh”. thot i deleted but , dere itis…)
3 hippos
3-way tie fur nawt-second
co-incy-dance? one has to asks.
De sieberwaevs be singin tonite?
DADDY SING BASE , MOMMA SING TENNER, awl wii kittehs will joyn rite in…
*2
MacArthur Park makes JCH4K cry, Will the Circle Be Unbroken makes me cry.
My whole family is very musical, and Momma and Daddy sang all the time. It was like growing up in a musical. Circle was a favorite, Daddy would be in the living room, and suddenly just sing out “Daddy sang bass” and Momma would sing back from the other room, and off they’d go…
When I listen to Momma sing now, I can still hear Daddy singing his part in my head. I miss him daily.
{{{{{{{{D Marie}}}}}}}}}}}}}
fanks fur sharin.
If you be implying that zauberflote, kitkay, and my own fine self look like three hippos, we will come over and sits on you.
dern tootin! Mai stretch pantz may hab stretch pantz, but ai duz NOT hab bad bref!
ahem. i think Phillippe should maek a hastee exit at dis point. teh tenor ob the conversashun is nawt harmonious to his safetee…
dubbul whammee punstah!!
Wehn mary iz hawt, she’s hawt!!
*tssssssssssssssssssssss*!!!!
aw noez!!?? am sumfin boinin agen??
no no no no.
furst playce, hippos be kewl aminules.
second playce, ai wud neber insult my cheezfrenz, eben though hippos be kewl aminules.
third playce, kwincidences (or otter-wise) be based on otter criterions than ‘peerances. likes harmonies, fur instance.
fourth place, see secund place.
*removes fut from mouth*
*scurries away*
We forgives you, and eats the chocklate cake you left behind.
PS – I’ve always loved hippopotamussseesss!
(And hippopotamusses luv me too!!!!)
*peers out from behind tree*
chawklit cake?
i left a chawklit cake behind?
is nawt a trick?
Here kitty, kitty, kitty……….Heh, heh, heh….
*wispurs* caerfull…dont leddim see dose b0rg tubule like extenshuns too soon…
OH NOOOOOOOOooooeeeesss!!! PdB – luk out behine yooo!!!!!
huh?
*b0rg smirk*
Too easy.
iph teh shu fytz??
wii habs a uvulas.
an wii naught afrayd 2 use dem!!!!
*trills*
“LoLOLa RRRRRRRRRRent”
“Rrrrrrrenen ist rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunning!”
Look ma, no cavities!
grate, my liddle chillens!!! Yer teefs R lookin mitey SHARP !!!
Fangs, Ma!
Kudzu pleez HALP us??? wii iz bean swallered by veggymayshun!!!!
Iz naught EZ bean grean!
Kitkay libs in de soubt! I members dat stuf, grows fut a day!
i onlee seed it in pichers….dat’s skarry enuf…
http://www.yahoolavista.com/kudzu/
Iffen it groes a fut a dai, howmenee feets it got nao? Cud be Catapilla Kudzu.
We inventeded teh hippo-hop myusic!
ack!!!! dis wun sneeked up on me!!!
dere i wuz, reedin da commints, minden mai own bizynesses, when i reeded dis.
firs, i giggled
den, chuckeled…
den i started wifs da guffaws…
mai offis mates tink i’z weerd (well, mabee dey havs a point dere) cuz nao i’m sitten at mai desk, sayen “hippo-hop” an laffin while i holds ontu mai sidez!
FlandersanSwann Hippoppoppoppotomus sawng!
Mud! Mud!
Gloryus mud!
Nuffink kwite lyk it for coolin teh blud!
Ai go luk fore linkee awn yutoob….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt6xGqk0F0U
ROFL!! I member dat song!
Oh Ambercat!!! {{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}}} Thiz to toadallee enchanting!!!!
an ai nebber hurd it befoar. *sigh* so much ai don’t know – so liddle tiem.
Ai offen think yoo UK guize hav moar fun. Thiz wudn’t bee neerlee so funnee wif a Merry Can aksent. Darn!!! Think ov eet!!!! Yoo hav moar fun just becuz ov yur aksents!! What an advantage out ov the starting gayte!
Tehre R moer sawngs in teh seerees, an lawts moer udder sawngs, by Flanders and Swann. Tehre is awlso a Brit comedy duo, Armstrong and Miller, hoo do parodees of teh F&S sawngs – awlso funnee but moer “adult” hoomor!
fanks!
polojeez, ambercat! eye dint c yor powstin till eyed rit mien up abuv.
klumzy hippo-mee stippin awn ur toez!!
mai bad!!
teehee, no toe-stepping invololved! Ai herd yu singin teh sawng, wot wit yu livin so cloes, an put it awn heer fore awl to shaer!
tanx 4 teh lynx ting. eyed fergettid hao mush fun eet wuz.
I’m in yer mudd, kooling my bludd!
Syncronization-Let us show u it.
wii the be-sharps
ai’ll b sharp and c yr flat…
I wisches U wood B “peeze an kwyite”!
(the hippos, knot teh flute player—caint ebben here teh clean, magikal notes ob teh floot!)
*flute player unpakz teh teenytiny piccolo* Dat shud cut thruu jes fine an dandee!
oohh, yer trilling iz thrilling!!!
Sorry to be off topic, but I’m trying to figure out how to see and vote on the contest submissions. Am I just stoopy?
Hi. No stoopyness involved.
you goes to the top of the page
click where it sez “vote”. that transfers yew by the majic of the interwebs to the voting page. Then you can votes (by clicking on burgers) for many, many submitted pichers.
hope that helps
Yahbut, is tehre a plaice wher awl teh poker-plain, competishun kittehs R awltogedder, in wun plaice, at teh saym tym. So yu can see awl teh submishuns an maek yur votings awn tehm? An if nawt, wy nawt!
ooh, that competishun. I confesses ignerence. sry.
Yep, dat’s wut I wuz tawkin aboot. Actually, I don’t even see how to submit a captioned poker-playin kitteh pitchure to the contess. Verry misteerious.
But yu can oenlee win teh competishun if yu livs in Merkah. Nawt Canukistan, or Ayshah os TeenyTiny Ingerlan or awl teh odder cheezpeep hoemlands.
We can has a competishun fore ebbereewun? Pleespleespleesplees?
herez an iro knee… i don’t no wut i’d dew if i wuned becuz i hab no deezire to go to Vegas. (Vega, yes, but i dont think dats gonna happens)
I goes to Vegas once or twice a year to visit 92 yr old friend who lives nearby. Like to stroll around for an afternoon and sees the pretty archytexture, but am not interested in gambling.(My husband keeps hoping a showgirl will encouraje him to chase her).
But Mary, House of Spock, I iz willing to go to Vega wid you if we can arranges reliable transportashuns (at a reezonable price, of course!)
Win it, mary!!! Taek Cookie’s human wif yoo. Waht fun yoo wud hav. Vegas wud nebber bee the sayme. an yoo cud bisit Tiny Cheezburger & the Angel Catburgers wile yoo were there!
more pruf ub da hippothesis ub da yawnz iz contajus
eye daerznt goe bak n cheque!!
hungri, hungri hippoes ar waytin foar teh food tew b dropeded intew ther moufs!
dey has losted der marbullz. sadly,
ohai, kitkay! doo yu liek mah plase?
ai givs yu sample ov zauberflotez deelishus choklit caek!
oohhh, yesh, #won, cant wate to eat kake! Moisty, sweety, chokately cake! Wiff Frosty on tawp!
b shur tew tank zauberflote foar teh caek. iz 1 ov teh bestest kukz own ICHC!
don’t luk @ mee. i’z jusk ownah&managah
ov No Plase In Particular
kompleat wif noo shy knee danz floar! ( eye heer )
hope iz gud 4 awl teh hippo danzinz – oar u habz it eenshewerd!
tee, hee, hee.
I minted 2 fank the magikflute (an Mozart for righting her), I mist teh pic wear teh cake wuz baked, it gess: berry happy sum ob ZFs Deelishiouso Kake is still lefted. FANKS ZF!!!
I hired u a baritone…
…but u eated him.
he hadda flavur. Barry good, akschooly.
BarryWhite, akschooly.
*heddesk*
Ouch! Barry Punny, akschooly!
Carefull ebereewun-ai am detekterin trollz
Watch yaw baks.
flyin hippotrollami?
Dats teh wunz.
An berry danjeruss dem iz too.
I haz just now finished the watermelon.
Thanx.
Turtle from previous photo.
WIN
I can has hole cow?
(cheezburger R 2 small)
Looks to me like a
Giant,
threepottamus,
invizbl,
Chezbrgr
Wii is memberz uv “Here Comes Treble”.
Wii went to a littl skool calld “Cornell”. Evr heerd uv it?
So, wch wun Crawzbee, wch wun Stlls, wch wun Nsh?
Nawt singin, screemin!!! hippos be drownin in broklee!!! Ai hayts broklee too!!! At leest it luks lyke broklee.
Should have been….
“We Three Kings of Orient Are!”
…smokin onna rubber cegarrr
it was loaded, it Xploded..
we 2 kings ov orien tar…
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!
Heer’s a neerworm 4 ya:
Oh, I wanna hipplolpotamus 4 Crissmuss…
It’s Maxene, Patty and LaVerne!
why would you want to be in a sillilique when it’s more fun to be HARMONIZING!
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
only a hippopotamus will do
no crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
and hippopotamuseses like me too.
i knowz dat song!
(i sung it on christmas)
mom sayz a hippo would eat me up,
but teacher says a hippo is a vegetairian!
theres plenty room for him,in our two-car garage,
id wash him there, and feed him there,
and give him his massage!
we in harmoniez! da da da da da!
who has herpies?