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The Three Tenors!
Teh 3 hippopotenors! Corngratch CH!!! Wathu want on dis Friday eevning?
How about Aida? It has famous role for famous tenors, and it take place in Egypt, land o de Nile, the river famous for these hippos? Maestro, if you pleeze?
Happy 2 oblije! U wantz teh snakez adn teh leyon 2?
we kan skipz theh snake, thanx!
This pikshur of da hippos and surrounding vegetashun looks like a giant salad gone seriousli astray!!!!!
1rst hippo: Lettuce Eat!
2nd hippo: Pass teh ranch dressing
3rd hippo: *burp*
River Horse Chorus
wii cud hab teh snek
if wii hadz a snek chawma 2 mek himz hippo note eyezd..?
*slitherz awai in shaem*!!!!
nawt *india*, *egypt*!
hippo note eyezd?
*heddesk*
thunk
mebbeh teh hippopotymouz sawn:
Mudz mudz gloreeuz mudz
nuffin kwyte liek himz 4 kewlinz teh bludz!!
*slop slop*
Hippos be in de Nile bout theyz shapes in tutus.
krokkydil danzinz frum pantaisyumz!!
Tutu kewt!
doan fergits 2 ware yer tenor-shooz.
Shud danz lik the 3 hippos wid teh pink tutus in Fantazia?
Oh dose hippos danse, alrightz. I was in Namibia for 3 montz and leader peeps tell us studentz peeps–No walkin by teh Zambezi ribber at nite. Dose hippos come outz teh watter at night and danse all obber you. Croks in teh day and hippos at nite.
datz ay funsum sawng:
zambeezy
zambeezy ♪
butt eye fergitz teh rist!!
la la
zambeezy
zambeezy
zambeezy
zam
i’m on mae wae………………..
tanx tidmumz. let uz noe wen u getz der.
O.K
ai am waytin for monorail cat to tayke me to teh airprot.
Bunway airlinze abs a flite to afrikky at ten past elebentee.
Den ai katch a Catamaran up teh zambeezy to see teh Hippopotamums.
Ai will send joo awl a postkard via Helikat (on standby to extrakt me iffen teh Hippo’s get too feistee.)
*sownds ob pakkin teh ruksak*
Midge repellent
sox
camera
fud
hat
Hankee
sayftee pinz…..
whatz missin? fink fink fink…………..
OH …NIKKERZ!!!!
kwik get teh big bloo harvesterz(wib pokket)
Der awl dun.
Ta ta fur nao
Donut ferget to pak yur kitteh and amember to steel, *ahem* Ai meen “borro” teh towls form teh hotel!
(Hao dus LCB do taht crossy owt ting wen she rites somfing she didunt meen to rite, but akchully wants us to see, so we get teh joek?)
…lukkin furtibly arownd an *stuff,stuff,skwish*
Towels whut towels??
Kitteh is in teh bag
Ai dunno abowt teh crossy owt fing-teknollojikal mynd-ai doan hab wun.
[techspeak] I believe it’s done by typing the word “strike” inside angle brackets (less than sign and greater than sign) before your text, and “/strike” inside brackets after.
Like so:
This is strikeout text, I hope[/techspeak]
Oh gud iz wurkz! *takes bow*
Yay, KKM!!! u b html egg-spurt!1!! Wii bow downz b4 u!
*blushes modestly* Y tanks ewe, mj!
oohh, yesh, an I wood lyke to play teh toobaz!!! Wood knot that B funn 4 us 3 thread beginners here–a tubah tree-oh—partikutearly nise if none ob us nose how to play tuba!
*gigglol, gigglol, gibblol!*
tawk 2 ms mary O’.
himz alwaiz awn abowt himz innahtubaz!
ahem.
i like to sing himns. but i are nawt wun. i are a her.
entschuldigung bitte ( eye finx )
? uh ohes. luuks like germun?
Meens “escuse mee”, ai finks.
Hapi not secnds. wat danse u wants? *pulz owt gint sub samich.* Enjoys
mebbe teh hippos can sing dem “once, twice, three times a laydee”?
yu kan tries owt mah danse floar! haz a disko bawl&ebbryting!
congratz, CH! wut yu wunt 2 dirnk?
root beer flotes for everybody!
OK! root beer ai sellz (evn tho ai don’t kaer foar it mahself)
HERE, EBBRY1! CUM GET YUR ROOT BEER FLOTEZ!!!!!!!!
nom, nom, nomity, nom
slurp, slurp, slurpity, slurp.
*burp, burp, belchity, burp*
howcuz rootbier floats, butt kitchen sinks, jus asking…
Root beer flotes!! CH - yoo ar SUPERhuman!!!
Hmmmm - Schurlp, schurlp, schurlp! Deeee lishus.
Noes… dey singin “Down By teh Old Mill Stream”
Dey is Barber Shop Trio.
Y u not shaer sammich? An ai smellz chawklit……
yu smellz choklit?wayt a minut…
DAS YUR CHOKLIT CAEK!
TEH CAEK IZ BURNING!
HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dass wut ai get 4 playin on ICHC adn nawt bein in teh kicchen….*saavs caek frum flames* Awl ok nao, here evereebuddee, is caeks 4 yall!
the zauberflote speshul: choklit caek flambay!
berry impressif!
mebbeh better if sumun left it owt in teh rayn..?
oooooooo ma brayne hurts tryin to place dat song… reeelee long wun….
arggggggggggh
MacArthur Park?
yup
Oh
That song alwaiz meks mee so sad. Wuz favoriet song ov wun ov mai deerest frenz - hoo died a cuppla yeerz ago. It wuz he hoo sayed ai must do erlee retyrement an go hoam to bee wif mai parentz befoar it wuz too layte.
An awn teh day mai dad died - it wuz mai frenz’ birfday - ai called himz to say thankz fur maeking mee go hoam - an how gud it wuz to know taht ai had such a gud frend.
An he sayed yes - he wuz. But nawt fur long. Cuz he had teh cancer an awnlee six months to live. He asked iv ai cud come to see him wun last tiem - ov corse ai sayed yes, but ai cudn’t leave hoam fur about 7 weeks.
An when ai told Brett (mai theatre direktor) taht ai wuz coming, he sayed “why nawt stay fur too moar weeks (ai wuz going fur onlee 2) an tehy wud hire mee to do teh Summer theare werkshop fur kids fur beeg bukz!
So ai sayed - why shur!!! An ai wuz supposedd to bee there awn the 8th ov July - just 7 weeks after Charlee told me he wuz sick. An he died awn the 6th. So ai still has teh sad.
Ov corse, ai had to go eneway (taht was Stuttgart, ov corse), cuz ai wuz committed - but wuz nice to go to teh memorial gathering an see awl the frrenz.
Sorree for teh sad tale. It’s just teh song - duz it ebbree tiem!
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‘needeep’ eben..
i fot choo ment “janet needing kittehs”, appropryately sweet, akshully.
mebbeh janet kan hab mein? dey am drivinz nii cray Z wif teh ‘openz teh winnow, owpenz teh daw awlatiem lukkin fer summah.
eye tellz tehm r noe daw in 2 summah - nawt yet.
an wen himz rayninz eye reedz tehm teh santaclawz acciden report:
“eye karn stawp teh reindeer!!1!”
Heinlein reference! I lubbed hes buks! I go reed dat 1 agin nao.
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Songz and qwotes hab a wae ob stirrin up teh memmorees.
Mai brudder dyed wen he wuz 22yrz.
Himz awlways lubbed teh cartoon wib teh ‘lub him ann hug him an cawl him jorge’ lines.
We cawlded our dalmayshun goggie ‘george’ an wuz awlwayz a happee remynder ob Kendal.
Ai hab teers runnin frum mae eyes renemberin dis.
Awll teh Cheezfrens be sharin tehr thots an sendin much happee wuns to joo .
Thankz, gibbocat an Tidmum. It’z just teh triggerz, as yoo say. Wun iz purrfektlee fine, smiling an happee - an tehn *boom* the trigger. Ai dunt get so sad wehn ai THINK ov Charlie - but McArthur Park turnz mee into a puddle. He thot teh sawng wuz verree funnie an wud sing it awl teh time - an he cudn’t eben carry a toon in a baskit!!
sowy {{{{{{{{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}
lolz janet - teh rijinul singah wuz simlarly afflictedz!
Mewsic will alwaiz do dat. I dunno why.
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OT, but did Mr. T eber get choo dat berrrrrry spensive molekyule size botlol ob Oh, d’ Laftah?
No he nebber did…awl ai got wuz teh bag ob stinkee washin cuz himz werkin awai awl teh time….*sigh*
..reeches for teh ariel an lenor an puts teh wasshin masheen on for teh gajillionth tyme….
Chineese lawndry-mai howse iz wun!!
Akshully its berry nyce wen him cumz home…*blushing furiusly*…*ahem*…….
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